Um Jammer Lammy Speedrun (

There's only a few things to this run. First, don't high score (i.e. beat the third place score) on any stage besides the last one, or else you lose several seconds to the high score notification. That's why on Stage 4 and 5 I intentionally flub or don't do lines - I got really close to scoring too many points. Second, you don't want to flunk out of a song or go Cool. Finally, mash as well as you can between the songs.
I reset my PS2 after every attempt because a few load times slow down if you keep on doing attempts.
Played on PS2 Model SCPH-39001 with Fast Disc Speed
P.S. I thought the game was crashing with that glitch on Stage 6 D:

[@kokibii1066]

Just look at how he names the stages
Dream
Fire
Kids
Fly
Gutair
Hell
Milkcan

[@fuitbythefoot]

guitar.
hell.

[@ChristopherSMD]

Dojo
Casino
It's all in the mind.

[@riolusx2926]

Apple 01 I

[@glitchy1469]

Apple 01 l

[@1ksubsbutwithnovideoschall278]

In the PAL and NTSC-J Lammy dies and goes to
read more

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

that was a bit of a clutch win on the Hell/Island stage

[@slaughterround643]

tbf that level is fucked

[@ph03n1xm9]

*If* I remember correctly, spamming buttons deducts a lot of points, but instantly lowers you one rank (Good to Bad, Bad to Awful, Awful to Flunk Out)

[@Plywood]

You're correct! I just choose not to do that for entertainment purposes.

[@biscuitisstupidlol]

15:32 Lammy has a small seizure on stage

[@baguette_rat]

It’s better to put 15:33

[@fabianramirez3222]

Still remember being stuck at level 6 when I was a kid. "Hell" name suits it perfectly.

[@themoonlitfurbling7104]

She literally gets sent to hell in the Europe version and Japanese version

[@bizarrou]

I dunno, it was never hell to me, i passed it without any problem

[@chicknnoodlz]

The location in stage 6 literally IS hell

[@realausome]

​@@bizarroudude wtf no you didnt, no kid in the late 90s was good enough to clear stage 6 of ujl. The game is a lot harder than it looks, you're obviously lying. Nobody beats level 6 easily without entering cool mode, and most players dont know how to enter cool mode on their first playthrough

[@realausome]

​@@chicknnoodlz in the American version the location is an island instead of hell, due to religious references

[@trainyyylol1504]

Man am I the only human who grooved to the ending song? Gosh! *It was the 36th.. *Whoops

[@Plywood]

That's why I included it :)

[@jacethomas5562]

I gave him my number, but it was my mom's!

[@SorcererOfSoup]

So if youre good at the game and can easily remain good, the only thing you really need to learn for the speedrun is fast menu navigation?

[@Plywood]

Fast Menus, not high scoring, and fast load times. In Parappa the Rapper 2, you can actually skip portions of a few songs by entering and exiting Cool at the right time. That's probably not a thing in UJL because there is no "Lesson" transition like in PTR

[@Wonker_]

@@Plywood this is good and all but can you get 2player wr i can't i have no friends :')

[@notmaxmario]

You can play against yourself in UJL

[@thegreenthunder6858]

Imposter after venting in front of me:
Me:
1:34

[@ithinkimightabandonthischa8747]

15:32 that scared me lmao

[@Mama_Peach]

Man I love this game so much. Really nice to see people running it, this is a rad run! One day I wanna do my own run of this :D

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

All you gotta do is play the game well. The speedrun is mainly at how fast you can mash start when the cutscene starts

[@locojuliomora426]

21:29 yup! Who's my next challenger? Me: parappa

[@ObviousBeta]

1:34 - 1:39 Shut Up, (Guitar Sounds)
"Goes on bad"
Game: thats what u get for saying that

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

15:32 Ok what happened

[@trulor]

You did great !

[@Plywood]

Thank you!

[@alexklazomaniac]

Exactly!

[@trulor]

Alexo Baur no

[@egon3705]

I thought the original cutscene for Stage 6 was faster.

[@playtaggerbutexistsreal]

15:33 Lammy: *has a mental breakdown*

[@ZOMBIIOD]

Some of the onion's talking were about some levels like the baby and the plane and the chainsaw thing and the island

[@luigiman60]

Also
Pick (stage one)
Burnin (stage two)
Cly (stage three)
Fly (stage four)
Chop (stage five)
Choke (stage six?)

[@ketchuplover6160]

@@luigiman60 level 6 is "down" in a metaphorical sense

[@paranoia2021]

4:03 / 4:12 / 5:19 / 5:29 “what the fuck?” XD

[@Fizzsupreme]

15:33 wut

[@glitchy1469]

Gamer Rock o

[@aidandrury9542]

I've never had that glitch on stage6 but I've had a glitch on the last stage as parappa where you would drop from good to awful instantly but that was a very good and stable run

[@dragongempeltus0122]

absolutely speedy menu timings :o

[@amayocan]

how the fucc do you speed run a rhythm game?

[@larho9031]

"Rockin' to the beat of the sun, knowin' that we're here for the fun"
Shouldn't that be in stage 2 or 4, without the "fun" part?

[@dum-dum]

you dont have to intentionally mess up on lines if you get fever mode 3 times on every stage for the high score

[@MINE_OK]

15:31 ??????

[@1loggedoff]

How did you record this and were did you get um jammer lammy

[@esmeraldajimenez4545]

from freeroms.com

[@hectormgarduzardz]

dont go to the website it has a virus

[@jethromcgl3697]

I do kind of hope the Speedruns can get below 15 minutes because it can make the game convincing

[@Fizzsupreme]

1:04 dab!!!!!! Omg

[@gagepowell130]

The game looks really harder than the rapper

[@DrNo64]

Is it true the game lags slightly when changing rankings? I've never olayed on PS2 but on PS1 emulator It was pretty noticable. even more so with PTR.

[@Plywood]

I do not know, sorry

[@CristyVillegas-xn1kl]

0:15 🎸

[@SauperSoucer]

Nice Job!

[@Plywood]

Thank you!

[@1ksubsbutwithnovideoschall278]

1:33 XD

[@jacethomas5562]

Listen to me now, as I do my chore -
*Nobody ever talks to me no more.*

[@philiphanhurst2655]

I go from shitposts to regular posts.

[@cucaspeedrunner451]

I have a question, do you think it is possible to beat your WR, like making a Sub 21:23 (or 20:45 as it is on the Liderboard)? Besides, your BoB is at 21:22, I think it is very likely that it is possible. (BoB = SoB).

[@CristyVillegas-xn1kl]

23:16 wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooo

[@xyz_abc752]

中三ぐらいの頃にこれが出てて、学校の音楽の先生のやる気の無さを感じてた。

[@GrischaDJTWO]

Is that North American version?

[@snesdude7]

2:02 - "So you can play in an island"

[@n00bpwner36]

Yes

[@CristyVillegas-xn1kl]

21:40 Ending

[@Freshy10]

How does one speedrun these games? The levels have only one flow...

[@wispycirrus9907]

Fast cutscene and save skips and fast load times.

[@Freshy10]

Artifact The Dota Card Game oohh thank you.

[@DrNo64]

@@Freshy10 Also, staying below a certain point range is pretty important.

[@C4ST3R3T3RN4L]

​@@DrNo64 AND good/fast menu navigation

[@DrNo64]

@@C4ST3R3T3RN4L good point. Also on certain emulators the game lags for a frame when changing modes (I have no Idea if this happens on real hardware or not).

[@elvalen1259]

You are loading replays, is this ok in speedrun for this game?

[@Plywood]

Yes

[@mynameisberry9740]

How to get the WR? Only don't fail any stage

[@sandwichwithnocheese5194]

How do you speed run this game

[@GlossyAnimates2008]

I thought my game froze in 15:33

[@Uzermackov]

Good and great

[@cherubble123]

UmJammer Lam my Logo

[@cherubble123]

Chocolate

[@Merlinacus]

Why do t hit cool and kust win?

[@Plywood]

Might be faster, might be slower for certain stages. Depends on how transitioning to cool works. I never looked deeply into that, so I just went with regular play. Also, to enter and stay cool would mean the high scores need to be higher to compensate.
PaRappa the Rapper 2, there are a couple of songs you want to enter cool to make the ending dialog faster. I have no idea about PtR 1 or UJL.

[@bizarrou]

this is pixelated as hell

[@feisarspeed]

its a ps1 game bro

[@failboatjrstreams4700]

only a clust would play this

[@_oxcy]

Ghost Llama
no u

[@Jacob630]

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[@stoic_rose]

and people called my ptr2 wr low quality lmao

[@slaughterround643]

get fricked