Interesting drinks from SCP-294 Ep. 2
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- Опубликовано: 11 июл 2018
- The long awaited episode 2 of my most popular video "Interesting drinks from SCP-294"
So, this video took me a while, and there were no videos for a long, long time. Im sorry. I'll be explaining why in an upcoming video, so stay tuned, and thanks for the support on episode 1 of this video.
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Игры
Also apparently typing in "spoiler" and drinking it plays the game's ending
That deserves more likes
Woah really?
is it only the cutscene or the actual ending of the game?
NexoPhoenixGaming cool
I play SCP secret laboratory
Rather than blurring your vision, drinking "Meme" should make you see everything deep fried
Remember this game is from 2012, so the meme we have today most likely are not in this game, provided it's not updated to have said meme
Kirbiz The can be updates lmao or it picks be a mod to offside
Coufmdd
@@Simplystimulating Touché
and everything you hear is ear rape
It would be nice if the drink played 'deja vu' or 'running in the 90's'
Person: - types antimatter -
Scp 294: “Lol watch this.”
D-9341 Has Died In A Black Hole
He's gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
@Laekeyy_YT that’s not true at all
@Extermination no question was asked, he had a statement and it was wrong.
"That shit was weak as a-"
Piss: I’m not drinking that.
Lava: DRINKS*
*insert bass boost song here*
D R I N C C
Hello fellow EZIC agent
JARATE
Piss is atleast edible.
I would like a Cup of Cup
it's a cup no anything to drink
LOL THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING BEFORE I SAW THIS TEXT
@@amandawoodson1250 i try it
@@KekoMilky No it's A cup inside a cup so you drink the cup inside the cup
Its... a *cupception*
Imagine typing "My Dreams" into this and it says "Out of Range"
*Fallen Angel* Lmao
Sounds awfully specific, have you tried it?
Savage
*"there is nothing to drink in the cup."*
Ex di
*Types "antimatter" *
The site: we're experiencing a BK-Class Bruh moment, please evacuate.
Isnt it XK?
Xk is end of the world senario
Edit: BZK reality bruh senario,evacuating the multiverse
OOOOOOH ok
@@samirmalo its a joke, they replaced xk with bk because of the "bruh"
@the_minor_ Roblox its a joke
I got a list of stuff: god, immortality, forgiveness, perfection.
Hes done god in the past two videos bruh.
"The perfect drink" is on the wiki. Guy who drank it killed himself later because everything else in his life was terrible compared to it
What about death and Speed?
@@allwynhiwale6111 I tried those. They work.
My list: Putin, dragon, magic, friendship, demon, joy
scp 294:what do you want?
me: a cup of scp 294
Scp 294 : UwU
I want pee
scp 294: Am i a joke to you?
He uses the machine to drink the machine
*SEEMS LEGIT*
Machine:Makes vodka
Russians:*Invades facility*
*steals SCP*
Раша прив
@@thecyka8191 прив раша
@@dERSETT
THEY'RE HERE ENGAGE ENGAGE!
69
Dude, I thought my discord was going off when watching this video, lol
I legit played it back 3 or 4 times to make sure it was the video
>recording a video with notification sounds on
:|
me too
me too lalolo
Ya lol
Who knew that a horror game would have interesting dialogue.
I like to imagine that when someone requests “God” from 294
It shows the big man upstairs just pissing straight into the cup
Waffuls’ Gaming Guide to History what the heck?
if scp 343's containment cell is up stairs
No, it explode
Lautix nO waY bRo
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
Him: *types In meme*
Some random guard: wait my doge poster is gone...
The posters still there but the doge is not in the poster anymore
Guard: **forgets how to live**
Him: types in blood
Random mom: hello 911 my child is dead!!!
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am but your kid is dead apparently he had no blood in his body and there was no wounds
Guard: Where the hell did my anime poster go
hah
Him: *types in VODKA*
Me: *starts hardbass*
11:55 venom needs to reach your blood cycle to cause damage
If your digestion system is connected to your blood cycle then you are already dead with or without the venom
I was gonna type that. Had it been poison, then there might be trouble, but venom would just be digested/come out.
type "the best drink I've ever had" and "the perfect drink"
Ouh fuck thats is strong
Here's some of my favourites to type in:
Microwave Casserole
Pure god liquid
Nausea
Surprise me
Huh
h u h
Also 4chan and 9gag
I'm pretty sure typing "cup of Joe" dispenses blood
Yep
As a reference to that time that an employee asked for a cup of Joe, and it took the blood out of Joe
Who’s Joe
@@seeble8394 Joe biden
Bloood Now
Acid: *doesn't exist*
Antimatter: "Ha, you thought I'd be gone?"
Everybody gangtsa and screwing with the vending machine until the MTF has authorized the Nine Tailed Fox to enter the facility.
lol
I'm Over A Year Late, But Requests:
•Water
•Smoothie
•Spoiler
And sksjhchceftcfghfxxgfgjxyudyduutddtidtjfhg19299282828292
Excuse me but you want to see what happens when you type in WATER?
Yes. I'm A Dummi
If you type spoilers it spoils you one of the endings
@@terrymellor5112 r/ihadastroke
3:48 seeing my old account makes me want to undo what i did on youtube few years back
Lol
Put in
"The perfect drink"
A nice cup of
*Semen*
*Bull* semen
Louie The Bird he already did life force tho
*horse*
I'd drink that
no tea
If you type in "Spoilers" it will tell you what happens when you enter Gater B ^^
haha realy does it do that
Yeah it’s an actual thing
O
Speedy j
your discord ping caused me to check discord and have it load up for 1 minute only to figure out that it was from your video.
*_t h a n k s_*
@@bramble6584 missed the part where thats his problem LOL
Things to try: God, Hell, Heaven, Angel, Demon, Grass
Go to hell
If I remember correctly typing in "knowledge" or "hint" gives you a hint on how to escape
I'd like this but there's 69
100 baby lets go
Why the fuck does this have so many likes goddamn
already done that
Me: *types "Coca Cola" in the SCP-294*
SCP-294: Ohhh... is pepsi ok?
Bill wurtz
@@arstotzka333 ?
@@trixer4586 nothin'
@@arstotzka333 Ok :D
*_WHOOPSIE DAISY_*
"This is fucking gross D:"
In the background: Eric?
I think people who take the time to give this type of information deserve more subscribers.
"Venom" actually makes you die after 5 seconds.
why would it though?
It wouldn't be poisonous
Actually, you can drink venom in real life. (Snake) venom is made out of proteins that your stomach would digest just like any protein. By the time it reaches your blood it would just be extra protein in your diet. Of course if you have a cut or ulcer in your mouth...
@@ginsederp just the reply I was looking for.
Btw, its poison which is the real deal, not venom.
Matthew Moules Venoms are deadly when they enter your bloodstream. That’s why most venomous animals bite to inject, like snakes and spiders. Poisons do not need to enter your bloodstream to be lethal, and can be deadly when ingested. Animals that use poison, like some frogs, do not deliver poison through bites because it does not need to enter the bloodstream. As mentioned above, venoms are harmless when not injected into the bloodstream
1:29 - in terms of physics, this is insanely accurate
When Matter and Antimatter collide, they disappear in a giant burst of energy comparable to an explosion. This process is known as "Annihilation"
1kg of anti matter exploading is 43 megatons of tnt.
I would like to type "Alien Blood" on scp 294
An alien watching this comment: ah shit here we go again
Xenomorph would be more specific
I can imagine that half of the time spent on this game they were just thinking what we would type in xD
**types in hl3**
"It seems to be a cup of nothingness."
the sad truth
3:32 M A N D A T S S O M G O O D A S S S H I T
Scp 420-J
I did not expect the boom and it scared the shiz out of me lmao
The perfect beverage, fountain of youth, death, pestilence, weed, knowledge, coma
When you drank ‘meme’ I was had expecting it to say ‘seems overrated’
It tasted like swamp water
"Hooefully this drink machine will give me food and drugs."
0:28 canonically should display "OUT OF RANGE" instead, according to the actual lore of the machine.
Imagine him typing "shrek" in
I got a few that will work
1:blood
2:me
3:lava
I've tested this its interesting
I'd want to drink you too.
rotating disco horse head he already did blood in the first vidd
Try thanos 😏
Try vodka blyat
me kills you doesn’t it?
A big ol cup of yeet if I may request
Laserbeam
No a cup full off tnt yeeters
Wow
If this machine had sentience of any sort, it would be questioning your sanity.
Piss: NOT
scp_096: LETS GO!!
"typed HL3"
its not gonna work.
"dispensing"
oh shit.
"theres nothing in the cup"
of course... 3 doesn't exist in Valve's dictionary.
TF3
Or atleast... their number dictionary.
Valve can count to alyx
no shit. They call half life 2 episode 3 "Half life Alyx" and the next one is gonna be called "half life 2 episode 4".
Half life 3? Oohhhhhh LMFAO HAHAHAHSHSHHSSHSHHSHA
Type in souls
"You hear people screaming"
Really?
error ERROR out of range
What is the song at the beginning called
It gives me goosebumps and I love it
Keep going man! Good videos
You should type "my will to live"
I bet theres gonna be nothing there
Go back to 2012 you fucking normie
@@melonuke3730
Lol you made me laugh xd thanks man :D
@@npc2792 Go to hell, kid.
Oh shit, that’s deep
@@Mp-rg6tg r/im14andthisisdeep
Try anti-blink. Maybe it will make you no longer blink
You would have to blink manually beacuse your eyes would get dry
*ahem* eye drops *ahem*
*Tears*
@@Alexander99602 wooshy woosh
@@Noobylin no u
Since courage works, why not try these
Happiness
Fear
Anger
Sorrow
Victory
Try Rage.
Freakin' gold from what I heard.
3:37 that ping.
Me: types in World Trade Center
DOES. NOT EXIST
SCP-294:
OUT OF RANGE
-----------
WTC did exist but it isn’t around anymore
Wait isnt that the building my pilot hit and then said it was turbulence?
Vivares 76 ahhh shit here we go again
Type In acid, or cocaine
And if that doesn't work, try apple juice.
•_•
@nazo the humen no, acid the drug
The fact that you put try apple juice is what makes this so much funnier
acid:burns character
cocaine:gets killed by police
maybe
@nazo the humen never knew acid was in mc
1:24 YOU DONE FUCKED UP!
You can get strange matter from that thing. Strange matter turns everything it touches into more strange matter. In the game it just kills you but it wouldn't stop there, it would turn the whole planet into strange matter.
What if you put the Cup of SCP-294 In SCP-914 Setting Very Fine? Will it give the full blue print of 914?
Rendell Imbang what if it makes a new SCP-294
How will it fit?
I dunno
(:0
...are you a SCP reasearcher? 'Cause that's a heckin good idea.
Type in "My Life"
Im pretty sure it will say DOES NOT EXIST.
it will say OUT OF RANGE
@isom jones I'm pretty sure that's a joke
isom jones also this is not reddit
@isom jones eat idot idot
@isom jones he get the joke, he just comment a joke reply to a joke comment.
Love your vids
The scp-294 can give you a manual to build one scp-294. beautiful
Type “Joe”
Joe: ow f*ck not again!
UndeadPrincess nah, he’d be extremely dizzy and pass out
Or Cup of joe
Joe mama
I typed it one day it dispensed parts of a human
I checked on the SCP wiki and that happens if you type Joe
Infinity stone? Maybe there's a Marvel fan in their dev team
weed is acrually a temporary render distance upgrade, useful in the room after the elevator for a quick peek :)
Try a cup of 'scp-999'
Or a cup of 'scarlet king'
Type “suprise me”
Typing Surprise Me In It Will Give You Something Random
@@aerothallji6514 no, it will give you burning hot water that explodes in your face, a horrible surprise.
7:53
Let's record a video
Discord: Ima stop you right there
i legit thought that was my discord going off for a sec
@@theprofessor1554 same xD I kept checking
@@theprofessor1554 same i checked everytime
3:37
i kept thinking i was getting pinged ;w;
i thought i was hallucinating
I already feel the happines of his when he looks at this vid and sees it has 980k views lol
the perfect drink
Me: **asks for memes**
Demoman:
WHERE ME BLOODY MEMES?
i stole them
6:22 Giorno Giovana: pathetic
Fun fact: giorno never drank the piss
Fellow Degenerate yes
Finally the JoJo comment i was looking for
I literally thought I got a discord ping at the weed part
Me gusta this drink xD le epic taste
Types in Santa Clause
*Does Not Exist*
Kid: *cries*
Wrong clause
There, I fixed it. Just for you because you’re a special little snowflake. c:
Caden 137 Clearly you’re that kid because you spelled “You’re” wrong
Fucking piece of shit
@@ninjireal WO WO WO if he IS a kid why the insults
MAKKI Hatem if he’s a kid that explains how much of a piece of shit he is. :)
ahem! *were still waiting for part. 3!*
Still men still
@TRISTAN JACOBSON probably a Re-upload
Ordering Nine Tailed Fox gives you 1 less soldier to deal with.
Try "me"
Sry im late lmao
Meinter
*You can make your own drinks in the text file in files of game.*
Holy fucking shit
*I know.*
Oh boy
I wonder if SCP-294 could dispense stuff like:
- Fuel
- Oil
- America
- pepe
- Pestilence
- WTF
and will D-9341 drink them?
America. Perfect drink.
OIL
*knock knock it's the USA*
Spyguygaming Xverzusz it can make oil
They have Oil!! We need to invide them
Pestilence? Shall I call 049 to cure it
SCP-294
Tipping: Father
Dispensing...
Nothing is in the cup
It would be cool to try SCP or SCPF. Maybe it could have an easter egg?
You can also try like... red wine or champagne or any drink. WAIT! Try pepsi or coke
Do "Cup of Joe" Trust me.
its the same as blood
No not poor joe D:
Are you talking about that SCP? If so, i don't think it would bond to your hand since it's in another cup.
can i have a joe
a joe
hey can i have a joe
@@victorydance6439 albert fans all the way out here?
Try SCP-999
technically 999 is a liquid goo
noooOoOoOoOOOOO
@Samuel Skala there is an antidepressant in the game and its called "Happiness
bruh I just thought that a sec before I saw this I am a scp
So can scp 999 be a full liquid?
i was thinking of 999
Ya know..... I think this one and many others exploded too XD
CUP OF SCP-294: on the side of the empty cup there are complex blueprints. They contain an untranslatable language and indecipherable diagrams.
Try
1. Meth
2.LSD
3.Ecstasy
4.Acid
make video pls daddy
Acid works
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@rakkstabber1536 oh no
5. Cocaine
The weird part about the piss thing is the machine grabs these “liquids” from the nearest source therefore it just emptied your bladder for you to drink
“The Pestilence-“ “*distant 049 noises*”
Water from the fountain of Youth!
Me:Types In NTF
Liquid NTF Guard: *i'm about to end this mans whole life*
I thought at first ntf was something totally different
I'm about to end this NTF whole career.
It's short for the
Nine
Tailed
Fox
NTF
If you make another part please try "holy water" I want to know what happens
i knew what was gonna happen with the antimatter because i watched a documentary
4 ideas. Water, avocados, bed, coca cola
Watch the new episode here: ruclips.net/video/ZTpUB0Wd11k/видео.html
StolniKaktus A cup of a cup
Imma put this list here...
Demigod
Marijuana
Martini
SCP 401
NTF (Nine tail fox)
Omega Warheads
MTF
SCP 049 (will you get infected~~?)
Area 51
StolniKaktus try a soda like cola or a drug like cocaine
StolniKaktus try lean
Try 420-J
try: cup of joe
That just kills some dude named joe and gives you his blood.
@@papaq3810 and because you said that the person who makes these videos have no reason to put it in a video as he already know it now and anyone else who sees this does as well (unless hes a nice guy and puts it in a video regardless)
Good reference
Another joe will die
@@papaq3810 blood, urine, and semen, I have no idea why I remember this
What song in the start of video?
Everytime i sceard for explotions 😂