Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3 Might Be the Year's Worst Game | MoistCr1tikal

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  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 Год назад +673

    It's really funny that Nick execs hated Zim because of the mature content, yet he is so popular he makes it into all their games

    • @ST1TCH916
      @ST1TCH916 Год назад +66

      He's their money maker for nostalgia bait

    • @justxander1656
      @justxander1656 Год назад +13

      @@ST1TCH916 perfect description

    • @305backup
      @305backup Год назад +29

      @@ST1TCH916 yeah they know a lot of actual fans of nick cartoons are already adults by now, since they dont really have any popular new shows anymore. Nick is literally just the 90s.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 Год назад +20

      It wasn't the mature content, it was that Invader Zim was a ridiculously expensive cartoon that they thought would become a massive hit, and it wasn't.
      They were hoping for a Spongebob, but what they got was a hipster cartoon that people go "Oh yeah, that was a pretty good cartoon," but it doesn't sell merchandise like Spongebob or Fairly Oddparents, which is a serious problem if it's the most expensive cartoon on the network to make.

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub Год назад +7

      @@qty1315 good thing IZ was canceled, would’ve ended up as utter insufferable garbage like spongebob and boring gibberish like fairly oddparents.

  • @joshuagarcia1058
    @joshuagarcia1058 Год назад +127

    Made the mistake of putting this on in the background only to hear "more powWEeERR" every other second.

    • @zeening
      @zeening Год назад +12

      lol same and fucking charlie going "WUT IZ HAPPENING, JESUS CHRIST, and HOW DO I DO THIS" 8 quadrillion times instead of just looking at the keymapping or googling it lol horrible game tho like 3 voice lines per character clearly pulled/clipped from the shows

  • @casualjacob776
    @casualjacob776 Год назад +714

    I've never been so happy the characters in Mario Kart don't talk

    • @squigin3380
      @squigin3380 Год назад +41

      Move ovah sistah!

    • @leesfille975
      @leesfille975 Год назад +94

      But don’t you like hearing the words “more power, more power!”?

    • @dankedgelord6977
      @dankedgelord6977 Год назад +40

      @@leesfille975 not 100 times a lap

    • @scoobydouche9991
      @scoobydouche9991 Год назад +6

      This game and Mario Kart are on two different extremes: High Effort + too exciting (Nickelodeon) and low effort + dull (Mario Kart)

    • @343Films
      @343Films Год назад +56

      @@scoobydouche9991 You're seriously deulsional if you honestly believe this game is "high effort."

  • @VashVicious2
    @VashVicious2 Год назад +215

    How do you make an official game that could be mistaken for a bootleg?

    • @user_hellothere
      @user_hellothere Год назад +4

      As bad a Shrek the game

    • @VashVicious2
      @VashVicious2 Год назад +2

      @@user_hellothere all Shrek games

    • @Shadow---
      @Shadow--- Год назад +4

      @@user_hellothere WTF? Shrek 2 is sick

  • @ar_reactions612
    @ar_reactions612 Год назад +167

    After one race, you heard all the voice lines the actor recoded at least 10 times in a row. I can see why nobody played this game.

  • @PadeJuan
    @PadeJuan Год назад +392

    Why does Nickelodeon think that having your character repeat the same annoying one liner is a good a idea on all their games?

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 Год назад +1

      The fighting game had no voice lines I thought?

    • @lickagoat
      @lickagoat Год назад +9

      @@scottbecker4367 It does.

    • @istaka1416
      @istaka1416 Год назад

      @@scottbecker4367 it already has one

    • @insertdeadmemehere2557
      @insertdeadmemehere2557 Год назад +26

      Because it's a funny reference!
      Remember when Spongebob kept saying imagination?
      Remember how Zim kept saying he was normal??
      These are all "clever" references to shows that you liked, which means that the game MUST be good and that you ARE having fun!!!!

    • @kageedgar4002
      @kageedgar4002 Год назад +3

      They’re big xenoblade fans

  • @PeiceofNick
    @PeiceofNick Год назад +234

    I still baffles me why Tommy and Angelica, two of the main characters from Rugrats, ended up getting cut yet Jojo Swia stays in the game still?

    • @Fay7666
      @Fay7666 Год назад +26

      Hasn't Jojo been the face of the live action side of Nickelodeon for quite a while? It makes sense for her to have a spot.

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick Год назад +48

      @@Fay7666 well the sorta fired her after the second game came out

    • @blackday1013
      @blackday1013 Год назад +25

      Yet they had space for Purple Reptar. And the ninja turtles are their own individual characters instead of pallet swaps

    • @qlipothian
      @qlipothian Год назад +3

      Well shes more marketable at the moment.

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ Год назад +16

      I don't know how to break this to you, but kids are more likely to buy something with Jojo Siwa on the cover. Rugrats is over 30 years old and doesn't air anymore. They also don't have the millennial appeal characters like Zim and Jenny do (when it comes to playing as them). Characters like Zim and Jenny were also in the fighting game they released recently alongside other old characters. While a Rugrats character was in the game, it was just reptar, not any of the babies. They might be trying to keep some cohesion in their rosters, for whatever reason?

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Год назад +56

    Ok, I'm convinced some players are either hacking or finding way too many exploits in this game. Some players, bot or otherwise, will just blitz the field and never lose first place. If there is hacking or exploiting going on, why do it for Nickelodeon Kart Racers? Still, I gotta admit. At least it's better than Smurf Kart. Yes, you read that right.

  • @canadianbacon3846
    @canadianbacon3846 Год назад +213

    Good god that soundtrack is horrid

    • @EaSyMoNeY277
      @EaSyMoNeY277 Год назад +35

      Idk if id even give it the respect of being called a sound track

    • @asm8885
      @asm8885 Год назад

      @@EaSyMoNeY277 i was waiting on that one mf someone to comment saying soundtrack isn’t bad like always 😂😂

    • @lostlambv2939
      @lostlambv2939 Год назад +21

      ​@@EaSyMoNeY277 this loop is trash * lmfao

    • @donratto9651
      @donratto9651 Год назад +25

      As a musician it genuinely filled me with existential dread, you think they guy who made it knew it was shit or he really thought he was doing something?

    • @canadianbacon3846
      @canadianbacon3846 Год назад +19

      @@donratto9651 I think the album was due tomorrow is what I think lmao

  • @Heyguysguesswhatthis
    @Heyguysguesswhatthis Год назад +61

    I was trying to figure out what was so wrong with them driving when it looms pretty alright, but it’s the lack of motor sound without it it’s way too quiet and feels like something’s wrong

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 Год назад +30

      There are motor sounds. They're just overshadowed by every other sound effect from either the items or the characters constantly talking.

  • @spongebobfan78
    @spongebobfan78 Год назад +147

    I love how the first two games are heavily criticized for the lack of voices and now it's criticized for having too much voices.

    • @judemcmanus3274
      @judemcmanus3274 Год назад +22

      *Too much of the same voices

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 Год назад +18

      That's all anyone does with other kart racing games. Complain about every little thing and act like Mario Kart is such a flawless masterpiece. They're just biased.

    • @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981
      @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981 Год назад +4

      @@tvgamerstan6180 Mario Kart fans in a nutshell.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 Год назад +1

      @Stupid Rage Rant Roast of Takes by Jarmel Rudd You aren't lying. They act like it's hard for them to enjoy other kart racing games. They don't have to like every single one that comes out, but how is it that you only like one game within a whole genre ? That's like only liking one platformer game and not any others. That's like only enjoying GTA and not giving Mafia or Saints Row a try. Like I said, it comes across as being biased. It screams, "WeLl, i onlY CarE aBoUt tHis bEcAuse iT's MoRe poPuLar."

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 Год назад +3

      Honestly, that depends on the person.
      The Switch Version of Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3 can’t even run at 60fps, that is my big problem.
      But I still have a few Kart racers and platformers, not just the popular ones, and I still enjoy Mario, though the latest entry of Mario Kart should beat out 8 Deluxe, Which hopefully will end with a bang.

  • @mortomultiverse8778
    @mortomultiverse8778 Год назад +31

    Even if the mechanics of the game were actually polished, there's not a world where this game is worth 50$. Same thing happened with the Smash clone. One reason the playerbase died fast in that game was because it was too expensive for the content it presented and compared with its competitors in general. What a way to destroy a reputation.

    • @Sruler
      @Sruler Год назад +5

      They made it free for PS+ months later and still nobody played it

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 Год назад +2

      For the game itself, including DLC, I’d say it would have to be $35/£35 at most, hopefully they can fix it, because I would really like to have a go on it.

  • @simolaine1099
    @simolaine1099 Год назад +57

    Leonardo levitating in the air to make poses to the camera every 5 seconds during a race is so vexing

  • @brodon753
    @brodon753 Год назад +65

    I bet this game can be datamine and broken to do some truly wacky shit

  • @anonymoushuman8443
    @anonymoushuman8443 Год назад +7

    I don’t understand why Nickelodeon doesn’t make a Nicktoons Racing remake with the old racing tracks and new characters from all their past racing games.

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 Год назад +35

    Why I never fucked with online in racing games. Everyone always felt faster for no reason, lol.

    • @ryuman757
      @ryuman757 Год назад +1

      @They're trying to weaponize it First game I ever played online racing with was NFS Most Wanted 2005. Shit was fucked 🤣🤣🤣

    • @californianightmares6463
      @californianightmares6463 Год назад +2

      @@ryuman757 most wanted 2005 is still one of my favorite racing games ever

  • @canadianbacon3846
    @canadianbacon3846 Год назад +90

    Feels like these games are churned out every two months

  • @fadedfiction2733
    @fadedfiction2733 Год назад +302

    Just watching this makes me wanna go play Mario kart dear god.

    • @Nytmare
      @Nytmare Год назад +13

      watching while playing on the steam deck, this shits awful but visuals look ok

    • @xrattleheadx
      @xrattleheadx Год назад +28

      Watching this makes me want a squeal to Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled

    • @blitzium709
      @blitzium709 Год назад +1

      Same! I got my wii ready lol

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 Год назад

      i wish i had one to play mario kart

    • @elliotaddler2302
      @elliotaddler2302 Год назад +2

      @@xrattleheadx the goat kart racer

  • @StevenSenile
    @StevenSenile Год назад +41

    I never expected to say I hate Sandy's voice but here we are. Thanks 25¢ crash team racing 💀

  • @305backup
    @305backup Год назад +84

    I think it's impressive that, in a world where Nickacado Avocado has millions of subscribers, Nickelodeon can somehow release a game that not even a dozen people have purchased.
    That is truly impressive.

  • @SonicTheCutehog
    @SonicTheCutehog Год назад +75

    You can tell most of the models are recycled from Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl

    • @Duskool
      @Duskool Год назад +4

      Which already felt like they were recycled from Kart Racers 2, cuz this is basically the same game with like a few extra things.

    • @Hinokami777
      @Hinokami777 Год назад +1

      @@Duskool obviously the nick games gave a certain art style

    • @TheSackersLounge
      @TheSackersLounge Год назад

      @@Hinokami777or they just have a low budget

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders Год назад +117

    “Mom can we have Mario Kart?”
    “We have Mario Kart at home.”
    Mario Kart at home:

    • @ZachPlum
      @ZachPlum Год назад +3

      @muhelectionwasstolen7253”Mom, can we have new meme formats?”
      “We have meme formats at home.”
      Meme formats at home:

    • @lionofthebluevale7170
      @lionofthebluevale7170 Год назад +1

      Garfield kart is better than this mess

  • @juro7854
    @juro7854 Год назад +20

    While watching this I kept thinking that Zim sounded like Billy from Billy and Mandy, so this video is how I found out that they have the same voice actor

  • @BeatsRMy
    @BeatsRMy Год назад +130

    This honestly looks like a ps2 game. Reminds me of crash tag team racing except that game was actually good. 50 bucks for this is unbelievable.

    • @badhabitrekt6474
      @badhabitrekt6474 Год назад +12

      i can understand style but yeah this shit just looks dated af.

    • @jman72898
      @jman72898 Год назад +6

      Tag team racing is not a very good cart racer lol. You can win without even having to drive the cart. I won’t say I didn’t have fun with it as a kid though but that doesn’t make it good especially when you compare it to the other crash racers.

    • @chrisgratton6436
      @chrisgratton6436 Год назад +10

      I thought this didn't look bad for a free game... And then I read 50 dollars. Give me a second to pick my jaw up off the floor

    • @BeatsRMy
      @BeatsRMy Год назад +3

      @@jman72898 Fair enough, I might be snorting too much nostalgia. This game's graphics and wackiness just really reminded me of that area and the fun I had playing the game.

    • @graysonwells21
      @graysonwells21 Год назад +26

      @@BeatsRMy I feel like no one knows what PS2 games look like nowadays. This is probably what people remember the graphics of a PS2 looking like as a child but don’t let nostalgia cloud your memory, this looks is more like a HD port of a 3rd party 360 game in my opinion…

  • @scizorbullet8185
    @scizorbullet8185 Год назад +49

    There is no reason for this much talking in a racing game

    • @rubenakaskrubby8676
      @rubenakaskrubby8676 Год назад +7

      When people were excited that there was voice acting that was my main concern(even when they added it in all stars)

    • @Hinokami777
      @Hinokami777 Год назад +5

      @@rubenakaskrubby8676 it’s not bad it’s just that they reuse the same lines over and over there’s no variety

  • @scottbecker4367
    @scottbecker4367 Год назад +17

    Hearing Leonardo say turtle teamwork instead of turtle power irks me.

  • @liamcooper530
    @liamcooper530 Год назад +30

    There's so many cheap racing games pumped out these days that it actually hurts.

  • @Madashell1200
    @Madashell1200 Год назад +21

    Their blueprint seems to be a copy what Nintendo made decades ago.
    Edit: They treat their fans with much more respect than Nintendo though.

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 Год назад

      😐 Unfortunately, that is a shock.
      And blueprint? That didn’t make sense.
      The treating fans better part was quite weird, Moreso because of Nintendo’s service going downhill every year, which isn’t that good at all.

  • @Radical1777
    @Radical1777 Год назад +44

    This feels like a computer game you would find in your cereal box in the 2000s
    Of every game I've seen moistmaker play this has to be the biggest stinker

  • @nprnilk
    @nprnilk Год назад +75

    If Critikal says, “this is pretty cooolll!!!!” a bunch of times it means he hates it.

  • @joekat6451
    @joekat6451 Год назад +32

    Game refuses to share other player data besides position?
    Great job, fellas

  • @blasto1926
    @blasto1926 Год назад +105

    Now this is a game changer. Best SpongeBob laugh of all time. But on a serious note what a cash grab lol.

  • @TuShan18
    @TuShan18 Год назад +12

    I feel like the visuals are giving me a headache. All the bright lights drown out the race track itself.

  • @Youngson113
    @Youngson113 Год назад +59

    We let GameMill fool us with one hastily made smash bros clone and now they permanently got us by the balls. They're a shovelware company, I wish the gaming community would realize that. They aren't interested in making fleshed out, high quality products.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +12

      You guys let yourself get fooled by GameMill. Sometimes you gotta just say no when you see a hastily made game like Nickelodeon all star brawl

    • @dacolts89
      @dacolts89 Год назад +13

      For a first game into platform fighters, I think Nick did a good job. Fix the online and add a few story things, then it's a good game. It's a pretty decent start.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +16

      @@dacolts89 no it isn’t. The game was literally unfinished on release. Nick all star brawl is not a good game

    • @343Films
      @343Films Год назад +6

      @@dacolts89 Nick All Star Brawl is most definitely *not* a "good game."

    • @zeening
      @zeening Год назад

      @@dacolts89 even pirating it i played it for maybe 15 minutes and just uninstalled it, not fun at all lol

  • @worth779
    @worth779 Год назад +37

    Imagine being the dude who got paid for that fucking soundtrack

    • @FartquadGI
      @FartquadGI Год назад +9

      The game is from some kind of mill, all the assets are just bought online or reappropriated from other projects My dad works for Nontendo

    • @worth779
      @worth779 Год назад +8

      @@FartquadGI Tell your father I blame him for this

  • @outcast5732
    @outcast5732 Год назад +26

    At least Charlie’s suffering made someone smile that day:)

  • @T-REV1993
    @T-REV1993 Год назад +63

    Watching Charlie play this increased my stress levels. Glad I never bought this hot garbage.

    • @FartquadGI
      @FartquadGI Год назад +10

      Not just the watching, the sound, how it sounds too !

    • @Mjfadeaway96
      @Mjfadeaway96 Год назад +4

      I can guarentee if the title of the video was “nick toons racing 3….not bad” you would have been agreeing in the comments.
      People are really quick to fall in line with their favorite RUclipsr.

    • @JoeyTheMinion
      @JoeyTheMinion Год назад +2

      Same I was so thinking about getting it, then I changed my mind last minute

    • @TheSackersLounge
      @TheSackersLounge Год назад

      @@Mjfadeaway96not but fr this game is shit either way

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Год назад +1

      I'm here from humblebundle and this game sure looks like it's not even worth 18 euro lol

  • @shaneanderson3719
    @shaneanderson3719 Год назад +15

    Bruh those bastards trolling him really spent all that money on this garbage lmao

  • @supersquidkidsofresh
    @supersquidkidsofresh Год назад +13

    This game looks fucking miserable but I will commemorate them for having voice acting in it from the get go.

  • @matthewsanchez742
    @matthewsanchez742 Год назад +15

    Seems like a game Nick tried to advertise to Chuck E Cheese with to replace their old racing game and Chuck E Cheese said no and since they had the avatars and elements, just said, fuck it, make it a video game because there’s no way you play more than one race in this game during a single play through

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick Год назад

      Chuck e Cheese?

    • @matthewsanchez742
      @matthewsanchez742 Год назад +1

      @@PeiceofNick yeah I don’t know if they still have them but when I was younger there was like this Nickelodeon racing game and it had Aang, Zim, Danny Phantom, etc. I’m sure if you looked up something like “Nickelodeon arcade racing game” it’ll come up

    • @TheSackersLounge
      @TheSackersLounge Год назад

      @@matthewsanchez742I remember that bro hell nah

  • @BzaafiedTheFerocious
    @BzaafiedTheFerocious Год назад +9

    I feel like they went into panic mode after all the backlash from Nick Brawl not having voices(initially) and decided they were give every character the Bubsy treatment.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Год назад +4

      the 2nd modern nick kart game also got steamed on for having no VA

  • @DHRP614
    @DHRP614 Год назад +4

    Kart racers just suck nowadays. They're either super cheap or the people that make them have never played great kart racers like Crash Team Racing, Sega AllStars Transformed, or Mario Kart. Sonic Riders, while not being a kart racer, also had things that made it really good.

  • @traolin5877
    @traolin5877 Год назад +7

    25:53 the face of genuine “this game is fucking bullshit”

  • @DungleSnarf
    @DungleSnarf Год назад +17

    God the twitch chat for this game was so brain dead defending this garbage 😂

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +1

      Twitch chat would defend super fight as a good game if Charlie streamed it

    • @bruhford3954
      @bruhford3954 Год назад +1

      I mean, what you expected for the same platform where 10yo kids trying to act funny in a chat by trying to make fun of the streamer

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 Год назад +65

    Man, I’m afraid to see what the previous 2 games are like

    • @goGothitaLOL
      @goGothitaLOL Год назад +14

      i got the 2nd one from the previous 2 Christmas (and which i did not even asked for), it is one of the 2 Switch games that i want to sell so badly
      the other being BD/SP, unless i figure out a way to mod it into the god-like Luminescent Platinum (then again, there's always Switch emulators)
      also didn't have voice-acting
      EDIT: i swear if my sister (who is now a married wife) gets me this for Christmas, i'll try to take this back in favor of something else (other game or otherwise)

    • @sosafnow
      @sosafnow Год назад +7

      From what I’ve heard its the second game that’s the best in the series but I have no idea, since I’ve never played any of the entries.

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ Год назад +9

      They didn't have any voice acting at all, it was extremely soulless. The AI was also either braindead or impossible to beat depending on the mode. Just not a well made game, probably was made in less than 2 years

    • @GravityRaider
      @GravityRaider Год назад +2

      Part 2 is actually an excellent kart racer from a mechanical and content standpoint.

    • @zionz1164
      @zionz1164 Год назад +2

      The 2nd its actually pretty good im having fun playing and put tons of hour in it. Got it on sale for only 10 dollars on xbox

  • @ZackaryWilliams77
    @ZackaryWilliams77 Год назад +11

    I feel like I would have more fun playing Spongebob Squarepants Curse of the Flying Dutchman instead of this game.

  • @shiggyvara3441
    @shiggyvara3441 Год назад +7

    man i have adhd and cant keep up with the multiplayer here. literally overloading with garbage to "entertain"

  • @Elias-xr2kt
    @Elias-xr2kt Год назад +7

    Just picked this up on sale for 15 bucks. For that price I’m enjoying it actually. Definitely would hate myself if I bought it full price tho😂

    • @Elias-xr2kt
      @Elias-xr2kt Год назад

      @@sloesty yeah it’s a fun game to hop on once and awhile and do a few races when I’m in the mood for some kart racing. Thanks for the suggestion

  • @RealBrit
    @RealBrit Год назад +7

    Really paid 50$ for what is literally sonic & all stars racing transformed but 100× worse

  • @coldeed
    @coldeed Год назад +15

    Honestly for the first half an hour I just think he doesn't pay attention to shit. Character keeps looking behind him when somethings about to hit him. and picking a bike thats made for better handling but trying to constantly drift, then refusing to drift on a cart is stupid.

  • @Forest__Spirit
    @Forest__Spirit Год назад +9

    The amount of dialogue is pissing me off lol ive heard the same VA takes 37 times in 8 minutes

  • @rickzeroX
    @rickzeroX Год назад +21

    Can anyone explain why he seemingly got hit out of nowhere?

    • @TNTboyz1997
      @TNTboyz1997 Год назад +1

      The legendary bskater

    • @jman72898
      @jman72898 Год назад +11

      I think the power ups that come to hit you from behind are invisible or something on your screen for some reason. That’s all I can think of. If that is why that’s s9em terrible design lol

    • @TuShan18
      @TuShan18 Год назад +9

      I saw a few reviews saying how buggy it is. Maybe he is getting hit by stuff, but the warning isn’t registering.

    • @bruhford3954
      @bruhford3954 Год назад +1

      @@jman72898 really show how they barely playtest the game

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +23

    Did we find a new game to dethrone saints row?

    • @Troll_vs.
      @Troll_vs. Год назад +10

      No simply because if you expected anything from a nick game that was on you. Saints puffed out their chest and talked big. All to not deliver.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +6

      @@Troll_vs. nobody expected saints row to be good lol!

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 Год назад +16

    This reminds me of that one Shrek racing game from years ago in terms of how repetitive the voice clips are. Just because you can ahve characters speak, doesn't mean you always should... especially not using the same voice clip.

    • @ansnfbsknanssshshbsnsndnd5438
      @ansnfbsknanssshshbsnsndnd5438 Год назад

      I had that shrek game on ps2 and loved at when I was 10

    • @artofajax7199
      @artofajax7199 Год назад +3

      This beast still be under warranty.

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus 12 дней назад

      Shrek smash and crash racing was FUCKING amazing, especially compared to this heap

  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 Год назад +8

    Did Tom Kenny do the voice for this? Or did they use clips of him speaking? Cuz if so you can tell he's losing the Spongebob voice a bit (he's still the best tho)

  • @grantisshananaa4906
    @grantisshananaa4906 Год назад +11

    "$80, I don't know where you are but it's $70 here"
    Me paying $110 * Cries in dollarydoos *

  • @rainglock5885
    @rainglock5885 Год назад +8

    This looks so bad lmfao! I love how his lobby has that one guy that has already mastered the game. Also im half way through and i think it's the wheels. All the faster people have the same wheels

  • @DeftestAphid2
    @DeftestAphid2 Год назад +5

    Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated is cheaper and superior to this.... thats pretty tragic.

  • @berkeleycreager3601
    @berkeleycreager3601 Год назад +8

    Oh God listening to Zim after playing Psychonauts 1 & 2 for 40 hours is so jarring

    • @AJ-TV
      @AJ-TV Год назад

      Can you explain this to me please?

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Год назад +1

      @@AJ-TV same va

    • @AJ-TV
      @AJ-TV Год назад

      @@TheBonkleFox oh

    • @puppelovejd5760
      @puppelovejd5760 Год назад

      All I hear is Kaos from Skylanders lol

  • @tvgamerstan6180
    @tvgamerstan6180 Год назад +11

    I'm not surprised he hated it. A lot of gamers have a hate boner for other kart racing games. Especially Mario Kart fans. Plus, he sucks at the game. People are so conditioned to just liking Mario Kart that when they play any other kart racer, it's going to feel inferior to them.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 Год назад +1

      @Lawton Cash in other words, you only like Mario Kart. Cool story. You just proved my point.

  • @cd9437
    @cd9437 Год назад +3

    12:39 “welcome to game theory”

  • @viszlaa
    @viszlaa Год назад +9

    Bro this whole video I was getting heated with Charlie lmao

  • @0niichad
    @0niichad Год назад +5

    Even though the game sucks Charlie's driving is so fucking bad bro.

  • @HangLooseMongooseYT
    @HangLooseMongooseYT Год назад +11

    Just play Garfield Kart: Furious Racing, the best racing game ever made

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +2

      Unironically I think I’d actually rather play Garfield Kart

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster Год назад +11

    This is a combination of bad mechanics or at least badly implemented ones, bugs, and charlie failing to drift effectively, but even when he does it doesn't look like it helps much tbh.

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster Год назад +2

      Also Charlie ignores the mechanics, coins AND Slime charge your Y. Regardless the game is obviously trash anyway lol.

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 Год назад +6

    Why does this visually look worse than MK8, a WiiU game?

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 Год назад +2

      This looks worse than Double Dash on the GameCube.

  • @scoobydouche9991
    @scoobydouche9991 Год назад +7

    Moist Meter Rating When? You're behind this year

    • @bruhford3954
      @bruhford3954 Год назад

      Gonna have the big crossover with guys like keemstar and matto, it would sell 1 mostrillion dollars

  • @kenny42069
    @kenny42069 Год назад +3

    DELICOUS! DELICOUS! I'M NORMAL!

  • @shustins
    @shustins Год назад +14

    I’d rather replay woodie woodpecker racing

  • @nprnilk
    @nprnilk Год назад +4

    Imagine if the weird hit animation is this games version of tripping from Brawl

  • @defianthound407
    @defianthound407 Год назад +4

    In any racing game you HAVE to make SpongeBob the worst driver stats wise and or Have Mrs.Puff in his Passenger seat scared out of her mind. If he wins he gets the license. If he crashes Mrs.Puff Inflates

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Год назад +3

      Nah he's gotta have incredible speed but garbage drift

    • @defianthound407
      @defianthound407 Год назад +1

      @@TheBonkleFox worst handling. Just a slight tilt your goin in to the wall

  • @finendandy4161
    @finendandy4161 Год назад +9

    It's a decent game I wish more people gave it a chance

    • @Mjfadeaway96
      @Mjfadeaway96 Год назад +3

      it’s alright, but you know RUclipsrs have to trash evreything. Keep it a thousand tho this game is like 80 percent worse than the 2nd game

    • @Jipjert
      @Jipjert Год назад +1

      @@Mjfadeaway96 How is it worse?

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 Год назад +2

      @@Mjfadeaway96, but the Switch Version of the 3rd game is even worse, because of one simple reason, the frame rate not even reaching 30, even the 2nd managed to reach 60 on the Switch, including docked!
      HOPEFULLY, they’ll fix this soon, I personally never like to give bad reviews, and I feel bad for this game. 😕
      Some people can be brutal to Mario Kart, but to me, if Mario Kart can have a good reboot, I may start getting interested in it again, I’d make a video if a 4th game was in development, with a much more stable frame rate on Switch!

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 5 месяцев назад

      That's the thing with the gaming community. They think every kart racer is trash and that the Mario Kart series is the only thing out there. They've been carrying this mindset for years and they'll continue it in the future.

  • @EfrainQuezada
    @EfrainQuezada Год назад +5

    I've been searching for a nicktoons kart game to come anywhere close to nicktoons racing on the ps1 and they've all failed miserably.

    • @TotalHooman
      @TotalHooman Год назад

      Might want to stop looking, Nickelodeon doesn't have any means making their games good if there's people throwing money at them, plus they like how cheap Gamemill is and Gamemill is worst than a mobile company

  • @ramencakes5196
    @ramencakes5196 Год назад +4

    Honestly the voice acting makes this game worse.

  • @shinehop
    @shinehop Год назад +9

    I still can't believe that in this day and age so many racing games from big/well known companies are shit, there are a lot of good examples of racing games (the first one that comes to my mind is Jak X Combat Racing, and that's quite old already). Not only that but for 50? no way.

    • @ZombieaidZ
      @ZombieaidZ Год назад +1

      Jak X is in my top 10. Such a good game I still play today. I bought it on the PS4 since my ps2 slim messed up my disk.

  • @kungpaodre
    @kungpaodre Год назад +3

    That beginning track from the tutorial sounded like it was trying to rip off of the Crash Team Racing main menu track, except it just some lifeless guitar strumming. Trash soundtrack

  • @ipacklunches
    @ipacklunches Год назад +4

    12:40 Tf is that the GameTheory theme?

  • @japapotato
    @japapotato Год назад +3

    This game looks and sounds horrible. Im overstimulated just watching it, dear lord.

  • @mannameddeclan2577
    @mannameddeclan2577 Год назад +3

    How is this game somehow a knockoff of all of the best kart racing games, and also terrible

  • @millhouse2281
    @millhouse2281 Год назад +12

    That bskater guy is probably getting abused

    • @343Films
      @343Films Год назад +4

      No kidding. That or he's probably a 30-something living with his parents after failing to do anything with his life

  • @ragerasse7616
    @ragerasse7616 Год назад +2

    What a suprise, a Nintendo ripoff from a corporation turns out to be bad and forgotten. Who would've thought?

  • @katzuma7641
    @katzuma7641 Год назад +5

    I like how he doesn’t even make fun of the game, he just lets it make fun of itself for how shit it is lmao

  • @xavierjohnson2321
    @xavierjohnson2321 Год назад +1

    Outside of Hey Arnold, Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, and Rugrats, how many 90's characters are anyone past like 2005 gonna know?

  • @DDobs12
    @DDobs12 Год назад +5

    This game hurts my soul

  • @TNTboyz1997
    @TNTboyz1997 Год назад +17

    Mans was getting trolled by bskater 🤣, I also noticed 3 other guys switch to Garfield at the same time as bskater so they all could've been in on it 😂

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster Год назад +6

      They were, that same race they all bullied tf outta Charlie and he didn't notice at all. Like, why else would so many players randomly stop in the middle of the track, without being hit, until he passes them, then all of a sudden he spins out like crazy lol.

  • @nimavaziri9866
    @nimavaziri9866 Год назад +9

    This game isn't that bad, It has some great character choices... mostly and the gameplay can be fun.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 Год назад +5

      It's really not bad. He just sucks at it. Tbh, a lot of people just suck at playing other kart racers. I notice when they do play other kart racing games, they don't know what the hell they're doing. I saw people play Mysims Racing and Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled. They think the game is supposed to play exactly like Mario Kart, and when they find out that it doesn't, it's considered a bad game. But it's weird because they love saying that every kart racer is just a Mario Kart clone, yet they want them to play exactly like it at the same time. If it does play like Mario Kart, it's a clone. If it doesn't play like Mario Kart, it's still a clone. It just doesn't make sense.

    • @manguyduder9092
      @manguyduder9092 Год назад

      ​@@tvgamerstan6180 Can you please explain to me why he kept spinning out. I cant figure it out.

    • @tvgamerstan6180
      @tvgamerstan6180 Год назад +1

      @manguyduder9092 Could've been a glitch. When I play it on PS4 I don't spin out.

    • @manguyduder9092
      @manguyduder9092 Год назад +1

      @@tvgamerstan6180 Okay well if you watch the whole vod it pretty much ruins the entire game for him so its no wonder he hates it.

  • @xicute17
    @xicute17 Год назад

    I don't understand the coins. You can only get up to 10 when you finish a track, but if you finish before the 2nd player, your character still goes around the track without you controlling it. The character can hit things and lose coins and it's totally out of your control. Doesn't seem fair.

  • @THEREALGSTARK
    @THEREALGSTARK Год назад +4

    Its amazing how games like Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon try to mimic Mario Kart yet Mario Kart seems to still be the best

    • @Hinokami777
      @Hinokami777 Год назад +2

      Originator that’s why

    • @JM-fr5ge
      @JM-fr5ge Год назад

      Nintendo puts effort into the game it’s made by people who care about the property it’s colorful iconic music it looks great for 60 bucks. While the others just slap a property on it n hope it sells

    • @JM-fr5ge
      @JM-fr5ge Год назад

      Nintendo puts effort into the game it’s made by people who care about the property it’s colorful iconic music it looks great for 60 bucks. While the others just slap a property on it n hope it sells

  • @Lordxzamasu
    @Lordxzamasu Год назад +5

    This game looks like shovel ware

  • @DeffoZappo
    @DeffoZappo Год назад +6

    When you said "it's a 50$ game" you meant they paid you 50$ right?...... right?

    • @FS64_
      @FS64_ Год назад +1

      Nope the game is 50$ and the special edition is 60$

  • @Patinmations
    @Patinmations Год назад +2

    I didn't know that Hans was a cameo for this game.

  • @kalin1786
    @kalin1786 Год назад +4

    Ah another grown man crying about a kids game....

  • @volchnok179
    @volchnok179 Год назад +2

    Everyone’s talking about the soundtrack but man, I can not stand any of the voices

  • @Corrado-Junior-Soprano
    @Corrado-Junior-Soprano Год назад +4

    How is this the third game, who the the hell approved 3 of these games

  • @LoganSmith-rc3lf
    @LoganSmith-rc3lf Год назад +3

    Take a look at the owner of Dizzy Dean's Donuts throwing water on a homeless woman.

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon Год назад +1

    $80 bucks for cod...I'ma guess that man's in Canada.

  • @cd9437
    @cd9437 Год назад +1

    I hate how off the voices are like they clearly couldn’t the real voice actors or clips from the show

  • @zeldagamer5651
    @zeldagamer5651 Год назад +3

    Idk which is worse this or the final fantasy kart racer

  • @DeezN00tz99
    @DeezN00tz99 Год назад +3

    why did his car keep spinning out though?

  • @daltg2705
    @daltg2705 Год назад +2

    Is that some sort of off brand sandy cheeks on the mic?