"I'm not a Morning Person..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco)
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- I'm not a morning person but if you are I don't judge... I only think about how much of a psychopath you are every day when im waking up. Subscribe you night owls.
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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers Dad Is Fat (2013) and Food: A Love Story (2014) He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
This man is truly hilarious without ever being mean, mean spirited or using a foul word. He always makes me laugh. Thank you.
Takes real talent and smarts.
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@@gazzalenbrick6381 wanted to comment the same lol
Dudes absolutely hilarious
Well said bra
My 4 year old son and I wake up at 7am almost every morning. I then proceed to fall back asleep on the couch while he does just about whatever he wants.
Win-win
#momgoals this would be me if I was a mom, this also my BFF who’s the mother of my niece. I love them both so much!!
You're a great parent then!
Used to be me. Early morning people annoy me. Don't look at me and don't ask me anything before 10am🤣
Same here!!
Many comics tell one joke and then riff on it for ten minutes. With Gaffigan you get at least twenty jokes in the same amount of time. He's a genius.
I wake up at 5 every day.
To pee and go back to bed.
Ugh dont u hate that!! Lol
Amen, brother.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're lucky to wake up first.
👏👏👏👏👏
He hits a strangely accurate point about the Halloween costumes.
I've thought the exact same thing about Halloween costumes, but can't express like he does, with humor! So funny!
we love killers in media and real life
You've really helped me my sister in hospital 3 months tramatic brain injury I love Jim's sense of humor❤
That's a tough situation for your sister to be in and for you to witness. Best wishes to you and your sister.
@@frolickinglions Thankyou so much❤
Praying she heals and is restored.
I had something like that. I had hyperbaric oxygen treatment. Which helped. Be very careful to follow all instructions, you can't have a spark.
Example, DO NOT bring your phone in. It would be funny if someone didn't do it. And unhappy ending. It's online.
That would be BAD, (in high oxygen=fire).
I pray That God healed her
Jim is special no dirty jokes just good clean humor
That's why I love his comedy. 😄
Hot Pockets Diarrhea pocket
Jim's kids: can we go outside?
Jim: it's closed.
Someone must be low key loving quarantine
😂😂
XD
Me! Me, I'm low key loving quarantine.
😂😂😂I was thinking the same- what's funnier is that this is a bit older routine and that he legit, unknowingly predicted it 😂😂😂
@@carahowell4260 - Me too. I dread going back to normal.
“Can we go outside?”
“It’s closed.”
That aged well.
Haha
Marcus A. Ragnos It is now ...
My dream come true
Facts lol 😂
That is every other comment.
OMG!! As a certified night owl in a world full of “Early Bird BS” people, I absolutely LOVED this! I’m forwarding it to my mom, my siblings & their spouses, my husband, all of his family, and 99% of my friends! Damn weirdos!
Right
Literally nothing fun happens in the morning absolutely nothing, stay up late sleep in and start hitting your stride right when the fun begins
Early bird people go to bed at like 7
The outside is closed? Sounds like 2020.
😢
Oof
The things parents have to do to get little kids to just lay off for a bit in the morning! LOL!!!!! And you are right, 2020 is closed.
I’ve Been Thinking Of Places That In Fact Have The Same Name Such As London In England,London In Ontario,The Place Of London Township In Kansas,London Township In Michigan,and New London In Connecticut!!🇬🇱🇨🇦🇺🇸🇻🇮🇬🇧🇮🇪🇳🇿🇦🇺
OMG!!! The grannies AND Mrs. Mingot, from " THE AGE OF INNOCENCE".
p.s. Don't tell anyone, ok?
Jim Gaffigan - classic comedy. Even now, so relevant. Kids ask “can we go outside?” (Jim answers) “It’s closed.”
Thanks Jim your silliness make these glum times bearable.
My job forces me to be a get-up-at-5:30am person...a grumpy one.
Ditto! Very grumpy 😕😫
Jim gaffigan is awesome thank you for making my evening, we need more people like you in this world.. laughter is the cure to depression & sadness & anger.. as life’s too short.. live life be happy..
-Laura & guide Dog Rolf
Every now and then you can catch him cracking himself up, lol
Oh, your ghost emoji is sooo adorably cute,I simply love it!!Spookylady😆❤
I love Jim Gaffigan! So funny!!! My grown kids turned me on to him. And now I love his kids. Such a beautiful family.
Many thanks to Jim gaffigan and SNL for being so hilarious that they can get me thru quarantine
"Can we go outside?"
"It's closed"
A...are you a psychic?! WHEN WILL IT END OH WISE AND POWERFUL GAFFIGAN!?!
Gotten busy recently... boy have I missed my reality check with Brother Jim. Your the best man! I needed that laugh! 👍👍
The ride at the fair that looks like "a casket on a string".😂😂😂
It's 2024. Can we all agree that Jim doesn't cuss, swear, use foul language? My gawd people, grow the heck up. (Pardon my abusive language.)
Love the different voices 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@theh1n1shot I think she is talking about the voices he uses in all of his sets... You know... "Oh, he's weird!"... And, "Listen here fella'" 😜
@@randallhibbard3598 I read the asides in Jim's voice. 😁
Who knew they could actually close outside.
Who knew Gaffigan was a prophet?
Im sorry, Earth is *closed* today!
Ikr
Haha, true!
He was a prophet! Lol
This skit never gets old! He is so funny
Elevator. Casket on a string. 😂
True story some chick fell down an elevator shaft. At my woman's work. Just walked into the pit la la la. Omg. Coffee saves lives. 😉
Always brilliant! Such original untapped material delivered with perfect phrasing! 💜👍👍👍👍👍
Jesus Christ... I don’t have the words to describe the joy I felt while watching a Gaffigan stand-up quickie, followed by the sorrow and guilt felt by the ad for kids dying from cancer that played immediately after. It was like watching my mother-in-law drive over a cliff in my brand new sports car. How do you laugh and cry at the same time without being sent to a looney bin?
Thank-you so very much for all you do to make us laugh and keep us sane...well, maybe a little less crazy than we would be without your humor.
Thanks Jim for making us smile and laugh 👏
"Compared to those other people at the Water Park, I'm Magic Mike." Nice ;-)
''..Can we go outside?'' ''..It's Closed!''.. Pretty much sums up 2020
After thinking he let all the children off the ride, a carnival worker took his lunch break while leaving my sister and I at the top of Rock-o-Plane Ferris Wheel. I developed some trust issues with carnival rides that I probably should have had before that day.
I'm not a morning person either, but that's mainly because when 6am rolls around I haven't even been to sleep yet. Ugh.
I love Jim Gaffigan and his wonderful family!!
Hilarious, 👍🤣 "the guy running the ride is probably a structural engineer". "probably how he lost his arm" LOL
He is the best comedian that I have watched! Never fails to make me laugh 😂 he is hilarious and never fails! ❤
“Can we go outside?”
“It’s closed”... 2020, the prophecy has come true
My favorite of these daily bits so far!!! Thanks Jim!!
My Grampa would make us all stand in an empty closet, he called it Elevator practice
lol Dying here. That is so dark.
Hey, this is actually one I've never seen...funny as always...thanks Jim
I feel like Jim and I would be good friends.
You're the kind of person he dreads getting in an elevator with. 😏
I'd like to be his friend but, then I'd have to get out of bed.
@@josiahhockenberry9846 Lol😂😂😂
I'd love to be his friends, minus the hassle of hanging out or talking on the phone.
I can’t wait! You are the best comedian ever!
Jim, your a gift to society!!!
You always bring it and in a decent manner. So happy your wife’s health issue has been resolved and you can keep us all laughing again. God bless!!
I'm a morning person. I only need 6 hours of sleep a night....and 3 hours a day. If I don't get up at 7 my noon nap suffers, and then my 7pm snooze runs late and I end up awake at 1.
NOW you're talking my language! Only in my case, I'm up at noon or 1pm then down for a nap around 6 or 7pm and then up till 4 or 5am, sometimes squeezing in another nap from 11pm-midnight or so. Don't know why. It just is what it is. Good thing I'm self-employed/semi-retired and live alone, huh?
Haha
@@MicheleEngel If this keeps going, soon I will be replacing my bed with a trampoline!
Funniest man alive. I burst out loud laughing througout!
The current gold standard. I feel like I discovered him before he was a household name. And still wish I had heard him sooner.
Love Jim Gaffigan ❤️
You seemed much more relaxed in this concert. Loved it and thank you for the laughs, really need it nowadays.
Any comedian that can mention Hitler, the Third Reich, and Hitler Swag and still get laughs is a master of their craft.
Adolf hitler and the third Reich , that’s history and like any statue, should remain as a reminder of how we should not repeat history.
@@dougbaker2740 There are no statues of Hitler in front of national monuments, town squares and parks...
"Springtime for Hitler, and Germany..." (The Producers, by Mel Brooks)
Thank you Jim for making me laugh! You’re the best !!
This guy is my soul mate. From not being a morning person to not liking camping. Soulmate I tell you.
Hahaha, my favorite part of these is at the end when he goes. "Wow, .... that was amazing." Gets me every time.
This is one of your funniest Jim, love your work.
You’re my new Favorite Person!
I hate morning people. My wife is one and it's hard not to scream at her to be quiet!
And I hate lazy people that stay in bed all day!😂
Whoever could possibly be disliking Jim's videos by putting the thumbs down are the people that become serial killers and dangerous people. Those types are the only ones that could not find humor in Jim Gaffigan.
Buncha pirates!
Jim - You would probably like a smoke alarm with a snooze bar.
That's great 🤣🤣🤣
Elevator "den of awkwardness"... brilliant... hope I remember that
Ahhh Jim, you make my day! 😁
Great Humor...
He's downright FUNNY. Thx Jim
I was shocked when i found out my toaster wasn`t waterproof !
Du-dum-psssh
I love you. You are the best of the best in my opinion.
Hillarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm watching this at 6:44 a.m. ... at the gym 🤣
Deep fried butter. "No" 🤣🤣🤣
casket on a string LOL
we giggle..
confidence they shouldn’t have🤣
I like getting up at 5am so I can have some time to myself and drink coffee before my family is up
You are my twin.
I APPROVE this message❣️
How have I not seen this yet I LOVE IT!!!
I enjoyed that. Thank you.
Lol he's talking about me. I'm a morning person 😂😂😂
My dad was a happy early morning person. In Nursery School I would come downstairs from my bedroom and someone would say in a chirpy voice good morning. I wouldn't even look to the side and I would just make a grump sound.
I laughed and laughed. Thank you Jim!
He was born to do what he does.
Love him😊
I felt that stairwell bit so hard though XD Like everyone goes to the coffin on a string, so WHY are we in the stairwell?
Casket on a string! I love it.
One of the great things about being retired is I can wake up whenever. Sometimes it’s early other times it’s almost 6:00
Maybe the best to ever do it
Thank you for this. I literally unequivocally have never been able to understand morning people. Nothing fun happens in the morning. Nothing. All the fun all the music all the drinking all the hot girls whatever it's at night. Then you stay up late, and then you sleep in even as a man
Don't have to have a bunch of babies and a wife just cuz your grandparents want you to
I'm a morning person,... but a night person, too. I need sleep.
'Darth Vader, that genocidal maniac"
As a morning person, I’m sleepy at 6:57pm. It’s a trade off.
Love Jim calling out early morning people. I worked in TV doing weather for years at 5, 6 and 11 pm. I never could fall asleep until around 2 am. Thank goodness my sweet wife was also a night owl and we trained the kids that if it wasn't a school day let us sleep till at least 8 or 830. Of course people that worked 9 to 5 would ask me why I didn't go to sleep when I got home after 11 pm news. I always asked them, do you go to bed at 530 when you get home from work😂
Jim, can I call you Jim? Jim you're great.
thanks germ x
A genius observing humanity.....and making me laugh my a__ Off😅
Love this one❤😅
His outro is one of a kind :D
A casket on a string 😄😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg
Omg I go to bed around 9 and I’m up around 4:30 - 5 AM. I don’t work and I’m only 49! I just love the house quite without anyone up.
Morning person here!! 😆
Hahahaha! Hey, I live in Tampa, FL, where we dress as pirates one day in February...and we do have a kids' parade separately!
Casket on a string😂😂
He's so talented 😂😂😂.
I love early mornings, they just don't love me.
Somehow, we kept our kids alive as we felt our blurry-eyed way through it.
We used to visit my friend's grandmother at an Assisted Living Facility.
I decided at the age of 18, that was the perfect place to live.
He kills me😂😂😂😂 so funny so true
“Can we go outside?”
“It’s Closed”
Too Real
_"its me debbie"_
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