I'd love to have that Nicholas Cage pillow in a super luxurious, straigh-out-of-a-magazine living room flipped to the red side so my guests think it'll flip to like gold or something, but no.
*me showing off my house and someone sees the sequin pillow* Them: oh you have one of those sequin pillows that goes red to gold? Nope *shows them that its actually nick cage*
I remember my cousin got me that packet of "nothing" years ago and I burst out laughing xD (She asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said "Nothing", so that gift was actually perfect lmao.)
@@andyjo7838 yeah I know, I don't know why you needed to mention this (Andrews original message said "That "American hero" has been removed from office)
At least, in every video he buys stuff... But, there is an exception. It is the video where he says he spent money on a game. For that video, he was sponsored by the game and made the video about the game.
Connor, I was having a terrible night. Fighting parents and deep family issues. I didn't want to be part of any of it. I went to my room and cried. I'm not a sad person so I was surprised at myself. I didn't like the feeling of being sad. I wanted to be happy again. So, I opened my laptop and searched for ANYTHING. Anything that could make me happy even for a moment. Then I got an idea. I thought " Why don't I rewatch Connor's Wish products video? Those always make me laugh." So here I am. And boy did it make me laugh. I wondered if my parents could hear me laughing from the living room. Your videos cheered me up and I just forgot about everything bad happening at the moment. I really appreciate you making these videos. Thank you for everything. I am so glad I found a hilarious youtuber like you! From now on, everytime I am feeling down, I will always go straight to your videos. Thank you Connor.
4:54 “ I feel like it’s toxic whatever that is “ Not even a second later.. “ iT d0SeNt fEEl he@aLtHY “ im concerned how does something not *feel* healthy... I think it’s gone to his brain..
Wish is great. I buy random stuff when I’m drunk, forget about it, and then it takes 3 months to arrive, so it’s like Christmas all year long! My last purchase was a head band with a kitten on it, because why not.
3:23 - I know exactly what you're talking about, and my sisters and I are so happy we never were ''those friends'' - we never owned such horrible cups!
The second I saw the knife I told myself "I think he will accidentally cut himself from being uncareful" I think you earn real fan status when you know someone this well, but also you are so freaking endearing. ^^
I was kind of feeling indifferent at the beginning of the video until it hit the 6:02 mark... I can't wake the neighbours up so my laughter has gotten stuck in my throat and I can't stop wheezing. Well done, dude!
I feel I may have said this before but whenever Connor uses the deep raspy kinds voice he sounds like the captain from the Tin Tin movie who loved alcohol and became tin tins friend
That outfit is soooo 2020 for like quarantined social distanceing/ Netflix and the Corona time epidemic. you literally saw into the future you're and was like "my subscriber's need this" and I love u 4 it
! I saw those Nick Cage pants for sale at a Goodwill about 6 months ago with, of all things, a matching shirt, and you better as hell believe my friend bought them and it was amazing
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm a disappointment to my family
Aren't we all
You don't need to tell us connor-
No your not YOU!!! make your family proud ALWAYS!!! be proud of WHO!!! you are.
Honestly same tho 😂
Same tho
As soon as he said “I look like Danny Devito”
He looked like Danny Devito.
It just was so adorable and creepy seeing that
Time stamp?
Newsflash: danny devito does sudden face surgery to look like facelifted conner
Wxterdrops 1:37
Such words.
“So you squeeze it like that, and stuff comes out”
-Connor 2020
STOP STOP LOL DAMN IT I'M LAUGHING CRAZY LIKE A PSYCHO
;))
*Your profile Picture matches your comment so much*
Hentai dialogue be like:
@@darthbader6991 🤔 cannot disagree
"Our Lord and savior Nicholas Cage" - Connor 2020
*11 year old Emily joined the chat*
Oop-
hi Hajime~
YES MY LORD
oOp-
I'd love to have that Nicholas Cage pillow in a super luxurious, straigh-out-of-a-magazine living room flipped to the red side so my guests think it'll flip to like gold or something, but no.
That is Perfect- O-O
I actually bought a Nick Cage hoodie and I'm prob gonna get the pillow.
*me showing off my house and someone sees the sequin pillow*
Them: oh you have one of those sequin pillows that goes red to gold?
Nope *shows them that its actually nick cage*
Definitely not a lizard omg I NEED THIS
Have one, worth it
*Wish vs. Fiver would be the greatest anime battle ever*
*YES*
Yes
Yes please, I hope he does it! xD
thisiswhyimbroke has some cool stuff on there
Top Ten Anime Battles of All Time
Connor: "I'm British. I don't care about your mess. We have our own mess."
Also Conor: I moved to Japan!
How did he even got the allowance to stay? Isn't it really hard to get one in Japan?
@@tayahhamilton8886 *Connora virus
@@cathacker13 more like CONNORa virus
@@certifiedserosimp ...you know, that was the entire point of that joke...
@@cathacker13 OH, I'm sorry
I remember my cousin got me that packet of "nothing" years ago and I burst out laughing xD (She asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said "Nothing", so that gift was actually perfect lmao.)
No reply?
Lmao many likes no reply
XD
101.
lmao, what are people supposed to say?
When your cousin is so thoughtful that s/he still gave you "nothing" as opposed to literally not giving anything.
"Russian man, North Korean man, And American Hero-" I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
@@andyjo7838 yeah I know, I don't know why you needed to mention this
(Andrews original message said "That "American hero" has been removed from office)
Cute I see you edited your message, next time be more clever
Not to say I like him, you could've just said that comment in the first place
Aww and now you delete your message.
Mouth in mouth action
Connor: _"So I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth"_
"This": *(Is censored)*
Connor... Please don't tell me you've been naughty again.
Yes
WHO ARE YOU!! UR NOT JUST SOME GUY WITHOUT A MUSTACHE! YOUR THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYWHERE
How many people work for you? Bc watching and commenting on so many videos is not possible
@@sviestassviestuotas5081, its possible.
you just have to think of a comment real quickl when a RUclipsr uploads when notified
Hentai be like:
"Breathing is so disgusting"
I too, wish I could stop breathing
I See what you did there 👌
You commit no breathe!
I stopped breathing years ago
Breathing whats that again
Okay, I'll retrieve the noose! :D
I love how his mustache is straight up the letter “M”
It’s like opposite Waluigi
Thank you, now I can't unsee it.
Yeah it stands for mustache man
McDonalds Stache👌🏻👌🏻
it's for magnum dong
All I could think of was the gutetama being like “end my suffering” as Connor puts the fake puke back in it
I mean, I'd want someone to end my suffering too if a giant man forcibly made me puke and them repeatably swallow it again and again lmao
Oh yeah, the holy trinity
Jackie Chan, Normal Dude AND hot Cheeto.
1 second in: *"imma little scared to put this in my mouth not gonna lie"*
No homo...
Ok ok stop pls stop u got my wet mind activated
@@rensan5655 :0
Don't worry guys, he was probably wearing socks
@@aggelossourelis1040 Oh, it's fine then.
Connor was having WAY too much fun with that gudetama toy
WAY, WAY too much fun.
trueeee
I have it at home
It was kinda wholesome actually, he was very happy xd
How can you not? That's actually not a terrible gift
Connor: *puts on Flash mask*
also Connor: *starts quoting Ice Age*
Amitte Sukku well both have sloths so I’m not complaining.
The mask is probably someone’s fetish let’s be honest.
which one, nvm definitely Thanos one.
both masks
all masks
*wheeze*
Usually used by JAV actors
"By love this, I mean she will realize she had one-to-many sons." I CRIEDDD 😂
Connor: I'm not going to say any political words.
*Literally few minutes later* : This is Russian president Vladimir Putin!
Ikr?? XD
“Teresa! They’re fake teeth! What is there to figure out!?”
*visible confusion*
*visible frustration*
“That’s a little concerning...” =Basically the whole video
Lol I read this while he said it
Lol read this while he said it
"i dont wanna say their names, youtube will mark me as political"
2 mins later
"VLADIMIR PUTIN!!!!!"
He made the same joke himself
The reason Connor's face felt rejuvenated was because he took it off and his circulation was able to recover -.-
Lmao the disaclimer.
"I'm British, dont shoot me"
Lmao XD
69 likes
tf xDD
Where's the disclaimer? I can't find it.
@@andyjo7838 I think he said it lmao
It’s been a year I can’t remember I need to rewatch it
Ah yes, quality products reviewed by a quality man.
You're too kind
@@CDawgVA 😂👌
I want to like this but it has 69 likes and i wanna keep it that way
Edit: nvm now it has 71 likes i guess i can like itå
Is this secretly a roast? 😂
@@mystischeelfe6439 it's just how I flirt
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hes fallen into the wish hole rip cdawgva you may be missed
The mailman loves you. You're keeping him in business.
4:54
"I feel like this is toxic, whatever that is."
"That doesn't feel healthy, touching that."
"But its pretty damn sick."
Connor is very consistent.
Alternate Title: 15 minutes of Connor regretting his life choices
Alternate Alternate Title: Connor becomes the coolest kid in school
5:54 That moment when you realize he does all his videos only with his underpants and tshirt on...
Connor : *being totally happy from Egg spitting slime that looks like egg*
I feel either of these title would’ve been more appropriate:
“I *Wish* These Products Didn’t Exist”
Or
“I Wish These Wish Products Didn’t Exist”
"why does it look like my audio stopped recording"
_Audio immediately sounds 10 times better_
0:40
Viewers: lemme see what you have..
Connor: A KNIFE!
Viewers: *NO*
LMAO LEGIT
Connor last time: "I never want to put myself through this again"
Also Connor: *puts himself through it again*
😂😂😂
i feel like this channel is summed up in that 1 sentence
"why did i buy this"
At least, in every video he buys stuff...
But, there is an exception.
It is the video where he says he spent money on a game.
For that video, he was sponsored by the game and made the video about the game.
4:51
"Take your spit back"
-connor
I actually love these types of videos lol
Is it just me, or does anyone else immediately start smiling with Connor starts giggling over dumb products?
0:07 "I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth"
Me: "Connor is that a di-
*dinosaur-*
@@nybugable it's a disappointing dinosaur
This is a bad idea LMAO
Me rewatching 2:35 to 2:41: LOL yaoi, ukes in yaoi
It's a dinosaur with a big di-
13:07
connor:”look at this its real blood”
auto focus:”no its not”
Lmfao 😂
4:26 - 5:00
This is so damn adorable! It just so freaking cute! Him giggling as he plays around with it 🥰
Is that the awesome Prussia I see
ngl the way you said thats sounds kinda dirty xD
@@JuicyJuice-0 hetalia trash
@@thestrivinghero9536 You're speaking facts
“I just cream-pied Gudetama.”
I-
Connor, I was having a terrible night. Fighting parents and deep family issues. I didn't want to be part of any of it. I went to my room and cried. I'm not a sad person so I was surprised at myself. I didn't like the feeling of being sad. I wanted to be happy again. So, I opened my laptop and searched for ANYTHING. Anything that could make me happy even for a moment. Then I got an idea. I thought " Why don't I rewatch Connor's Wish products video? Those always make me laugh." So here I am. And boy did it make me laugh. I wondered if my parents could hear me laughing from the living room. Your videos cheered me up and I just forgot about everything bad happening at the moment. I really appreciate you making these videos. Thank you for everything. I am so glad I found a hilarious youtuber like you! From now on, everytime I am feeling down, I will always go straight to your videos. Thank you Connor.
Aki: "Why am I doing this again?"
Connor: "Because I paid you, you love me and you live just down the street"
video title:
video content:
*wish ad before video plays*
Connor: am i a joke to you
“welcome back to Connor....has a knife”
me: oh no please be careful don’t hurt the products
4:54
“ I feel like it’s toxic whatever that is “
Not even a second later..
“ iT d0SeNt fEEl he@aLtHY “
im concerned how does something not *feel* healthy...
I think it’s gone to his brain..
shit i read that before the putin mask came i probrably laughed harder because of it lmao
I think he means it feels like it isn’t healthy to be touching the weird slime stuff
Wish is great. I buy random stuff when I’m drunk, forget about it, and then it takes 3 months to arrive, so it’s like Christmas all year long! My last purchase was a head band with a kitten on it, because why not.
8:20 evan did a pretty amazing job here ! His editing skills are OVER 9000
Connor: says hes mature
Also connor: plays around with a gudetama slime toy from china
It was kinda cute though
3:54 this is both from my nightmares and my greatest dreams.
Thanks, Connor.
"oh its... *its a butt thing."*
connor wtf-
“My face feels 1% less disgusting” I’m gonna go with the fact that you probably couldn’t feel your face after that
No one-
No one at all-
C dawg- *LETS UN BOX A RED BULL*
This format- Dead
Miu Iruma Tru 😂😂
Good thing he didn't use that knife he has.
i'm the main character in my anime called life 😂😂
"Let me see what you have you have"
"A KNIFE"
" *NO* "
(oh my god why does he have a knife)
“Everyone’s favorite hot Cheeto”🤣🤣🤣
4:35 he went from grown weeb man to tiny child playing with a caterpillar 😩💙
3:23 - I know exactly what you're talking about, and my sisters and I are so happy we never were ''those friends'' - we never owned such horrible cups!
Jotaro: The stand user could be anyone
The stand user: 11:14
When Connor flips the sequins on the Nicolas Cage pillow it kinda looks like he's peeling off his face-
Holy Hell it does !
So Faccce offfff.
The red was a bad choice :/
3:46
Conor: TERESA, WHAT YOU MEAN FIGURE THEM OUT?!
I died 😂😂😂
A coworker of mine recently discovered the vomiting yellow plastic... thing. It now sits on my desk. I'm both intrigued and repulsed by it.
Gudetama is a blessing but even that version of it was cursed lmao
When he said “Wrinkle, Saggy, Neck Chin” I spat all over my screen.
Good laughs 13/10
Me: what do you have?
Connor: a knife!!!
Me: Noooo!
Lily Silver no it YEESSS
“Gimp mask or beauty thing?” Connors new video. Oh and “Welcome back to Connor, has a knife.” That’s a highlight.
The second I saw the knife I told myself "I think he will accidentally cut himself from being uncareful" I think you earn real fan status when you know someone this well, but also you are so freaking endearing. ^^
"Theresa? What do you mean FIGURE THEM OUT?" my blood ran *cold* I thought I was in le trouble
so this is how it feels to share names with strangers
I was kind of feeling indifferent at the beginning of the video until it hit the 6:02 mark...
I can't wake the neighbours up so my laughter has gotten stuck in my throat and I can't stop wheezing.
Well done, dude!
"oh God breathing is so disgusting" know the feels bruh.
"so I'm a little terrified of putting this in my mouth" well isn't that relatable
Nobody:
CDawg: Ten year old me would've been all over this plastic bag
my friend has one of those pimple things and i was mildly concerned for his mental health
Did he buy it himself?
Mom: what do you want to be for Halloween this year?
Me: budget thanos
Me sees title: oh shit here we go again
Connor:wearing the thanos mask and glove
Me: Connor is now inevitable
The 6 dislikes are people who expected real content
Arctic_Fur u are turkish, i should not be mistaken
@@tabak5670 not even close
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even eren:
The wall Titan: 6:28
😂😂 yes now i see it
4:40 Grown Man Marvels At The Suction Physics Of A Toy
8:56
Damn, he is PACKIN 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Surprised nobody said anything
Welcome back to the Weeb Wrestling Olympics
In this corner we have John Cena
And In this corner we have 1:41....
*oh god*
"Our lord and savior Nicolas Cage."
- Connor 2020
“Everyone’s favorite hot Cheeto”. WHEEZE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣MY STOMACH AHH
I feel I may have said this before but whenever Connor uses the deep raspy kinds voice he sounds like the captain from the Tin Tin movie who loved alcohol and became tin tins friend
"I'm like a little Denny de Vito"
Connor: * Takes the pillow case out and it shows an eye *
Me: "woaaaaaah thats our BOIIIII NICOLAS CAGE" xD
I'm slightly disappointed he didnt mention a certain movie of Cage's. But eh, it's about 20 years old now. *shrug*
connor: *opens the spitting gudetama*
me: that's kind of disturbing... i want one
The throwing up emoji is.... *sick*
It’s been so long since I’ve watched your videos ... just gotta say... still a gem
CDawg 2 months ago: I'm never gonna try something like this ever again
Cdawg now: I'm doing it for the views.
Me hears: Danny Devito
My mind: Danny DeCheeto
I love how that face in the thumbnail is from that one gintama shot.
That outfit is soooo 2020 for like quarantined social distanceing/ Netflix and the Corona time epidemic. you literally saw into the future you're and was like
"my subscriber's need this" and I love u 4 it
I can smell the Thanos rubber through the camera, the look of it just looks like the smell of those dollar Tree dinosaur masks 👌
"I should start my own outfit channel" what do you mean? Thought you've always been a fashion guru.
“Russian man, North Korean man, and *American h e r o*”
Fucking spat out my water
"everyone's favorite hot Cheeto" killed me🤣😂🤣
3:20 ... i was that one friend who had those plastic cups. Still in my cabinet now.
! I saw those Nick Cage pants for sale at a Goodwill about 6 months ago with, of all things, a matching shirt, and you better as hell believe my friend bought them and it was amazing