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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @TactfulTodd
    @TactfulTodd 2 года назад +1320

    You just give them some space and act friendly. Befriending people in this game sounds a lot like trying to befriend a random cat in public.

    • @Hugo_Golden
      @Hugo_Golden 2 года назад +7

      And then, just like in public, once their defences are down you kill them and skin them taking everything they have. I mean in dark and darker…

    • @TactfulTodd
      @TactfulTodd 2 года назад +44

      @@Hugo_Golden This made me actually laugh out loud. Bravo

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 2 года назад +24

      @@TactfulTodd what did they say?

    • @TactfulTodd
      @TactfulTodd 2 года назад +84

      @@D.KlWA-aG Something like "once you gain their trust you skin them with a knife. Oh wait I mean in Dark and Darker."

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 2 года назад +56

      @@TactfulTodd Now we know what Hugo_Golden's dark secrets are, thank you.

  • @clarinetbubbleface8655
    @clarinetbubbleface8655 2 года назад +657

    CHRBRG found a whole new meaning to the definition of greed.

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 2 года назад +48

      On this topic. I'm seriously thinking about becoming homeless just to have more money in bank without spending half of it on housing. My greed is unmatched.

    • @dogmanbitehurt8243
      @dogmanbitehurt8243 2 года назад +20

      @@baph0metListen man. If you are going to do it, you better record and upload it
      That ought to be some grade-a content

    • @malkeus6487
      @malkeus6487 2 года назад +3

      @@dogmanbitehurt8243 it's really not. Even if you have a car it's pretty uncomfortable.

    • @Penultimeat
      @Penultimeat 2 года назад +3

      Hey could you remind me what the card pot of greed does in Yu-Gi-Oh

    • @TroyDaboi2005
      @TroyDaboi2005 2 года назад +2

      @@Penultimeat draws 3 more cards from your deck

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 года назад +29

    "have you heard the stories of the 'sycophants' yet? Nearly nude men, seeking only to help heroes survive to escape. They show up unknown, abasing themselves, presenting no threat. Bearer of torches, burdens and loneliness alike, they're unsung heroes of these dark and darker dungeons. Sometimes, they even try to ply their craft in the deepest levels they say..."

  • @GomulDart
    @GomulDart 2 года назад +466

    this is one of my favorite things about games, just in general. You can take almost any game, for instance a hard core dungeon crawling pvpve fantasy arena game, and turn it on its head. Turn it into a whimsical and foolish adventure. Do the opposite of what the developers want you to do. Play the game in a way that may not have even been conceived, and have fun whilst doing it. bravo charby bravo

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 2 года назад +15

      Until it's a competetive game where you get yelled at, kicked or even banned.

    • @GomulDart
      @GomulDart 2 года назад +41

      @@baph0met True, every game will have some kind of limits or unique stipulations to consider. But even in those games; what I describe it still possible. Of course, there are exceptions. But generally it is a constant. And hell, for some even getting yelled at, kicked, or banned is still fun for them and still accomplishes the goal I describe. Turning a game on its head and still having fun.

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 2 года назад +3

      @@GomulDart I mean it ruins the game for your teammates. The best scenario is when the whole lobby is goofin around having fun, not tryharding but that's sadly very rare.

    • @calzone8
      @calzone8 2 года назад

      And charborg does it the best

    • @LittleMiscreant
      @LittleMiscreant 2 года назад

      @@baph0met I could see that if you’re on team speak and are female

  • @beeperbee
    @beeperbee 2 года назад +117

    his psychotic goblin laugh when he's juking people gets me everytime

  • @Swamp_Hound
    @Swamp_Hound 2 года назад +102

    these videos are easily the best because its literal shenanigans as opposed to the tedious PVP aspect you can see everywhere else

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад

      Yeah I’ve been rewatching them recently and it makes me want to play the game but then I remember that this isn’t really how the game is lol

  • @JakkuTheMagicalCattu
    @JakkuTheMagicalCattu 2 года назад +50

    It's like you're NPC's in a walking protection quest lmao

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy 2 года назад +190

    I genuinely hope and pray they add goofy shit so we can get some Mordhau-tier memes to mess around with. I want frying pans, lutes, Little rock stones to throw, silly emotes, pitchforks, shovels, shiny multicolored crystals you can throw around, all types of little trinkets.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 2 года назад +10

      Just give us a bunch of generic war cries and that's all you'll hear

    • @moltenterror2135
      @moltenterror2135 2 года назад +14

      I love the way the I read this comment. Especially “little trinkets”

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 2 года назад +6

      Trumpets would be a good addition, with all the skeletons.

  • @Mid-iala
    @Mid-iala 2 года назад +43

    Man, healing somebody only to be brutally beaten to death by them... Whatta world!

  • @JB1996TF
    @JB1996TF 2 года назад +532

    Proof that most humans want to help each other and work as a team

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 2 года назад +73

      @Caleb OKAY evil is not learned lmao
      it's born from greed and callousness both of which are readily seen in all sentient life

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 2 года назад +43

      I noticed it's mostly those already grouped up that feel more secure in dealing with a stranger

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 2 года назад +9

      @@dopaminecloud so you're telling me greed and callousness is innate?
      bruh

    • @avery4234
      @avery4234 2 года назад +2

      @Caleb OKAY if you're going by your own religion, why not look at the allegely "omnipotent" self absorbed asshole of a "god" who can't handle people making their own choices... when he gave them free will lol. Also allegedly knows everything but still becomes angry and destroys the world? a person or should I say-- being, who goes into rage and destroys the planet. There are so many instances in the bible that paint god as being a psychotic narcissist lol.

    • @MrKoffeeKup
      @MrKoffeeKup 2 года назад

      "most"

  • @MagikLamo
    @MagikLamo 2 года назад +36

    the rapid sniffing at 14:09 made me cry laughing 😭😭

    • @MagikLamo
      @MagikLamo 2 года назад

      also the runescape music is unbeatable

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 года назад +27

    The GENUINE joy you get from roleplaying makes me smile. Stay you.

  • @nuts2651
    @nuts2651 2 года назад +86

    Charborg doing charborg things. Can't get enough of it

  • @Khaons
    @Khaons 2 года назад +70

    Played like that on the beta too, well not quite as I wasn't naked, it was pretty fun.
    From my experience rangers are the ones that generally will try to kill you for some reason

    • @Kikiapina
      @Kikiapina 2 года назад +1

      A deranged lunatic with a gun is more likely to kill you than a similar lunatic with a knife. It's easier and safer to pull a trigger from far away than it is to look somebody in the eye and touch them with the pointy end of a stabby

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 2 года назад

      I guess it's cause they can kill you before you can make peace

    • @Khaons
      @Khaons 2 года назад

      @@Blue-fg8vt nah, I"d dodge their shots for quite some time.

    • @theblade1235
      @theblade1235 2 года назад +22

      It's like showing a wild cat your back. Moving around too much activates a ranged martial's hunting instincts. Meanwhile barbarians are nice, but if you bring out the witchcraft they get scared and enter murder mode

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Год назад +10

    This was literally my first playthrough. I mention this a lot on Dark and Darker stuff. People are all " Community so brutal. " ... My first game was me go in in the starter ranger gear, shoot a few NPCs, help a group of strangers kill a few skeleton archers that were on high places and when they saw I wasn't shooting at them, they just let me tag along as fire support. I eventually broke off from them because I got distracted, ran into another group. That group saw I was solo and just let me walk with them. Lost them too as the zone was closing. Third and final group I find had found two portals. What I assume was their guy they loaded with gear had just gone through one and I had just walked in. These guys were still incredibly geared. A guy in full plate and a cleric in what looked like mail and they just gestured to the other portal stone, dropped a few trinkets for me to sell when I got back and then stepped away to show they weren't gonna gank me. They even turned and began trying to kill some of the zombies that had followed me into the room and held them back while I escaped.
    People on this game tend to be pretty cool.

  • @GenericBrand-TM
    @GenericBrand-TM 2 года назад +15

    10/10 for that ultimate "do-si-do" play! I can't believe it went off so clean.

  • @lininator
    @lininator 2 года назад +44

    charborg you are literally the funniest, silliest and my most favourite youtuber EVER, man i love you

  • @badbichdb
    @badbichdb 2 года назад +36

    Always pay tribute to the weary naked mangoblin. He will reward you if you survive.

  • @Reth_Hard
    @Reth_Hard 2 года назад +37

    Killing 20 players in a single round? Meh...
    Making friends in this game, now that's impressive. lol

  • @BasedArtDepartment
    @BasedArtDepartment 2 года назад +137

    Stuff like this is why I love multiplayer and it's something non gamers will never understand

    • @sirrealism7300
      @sirrealism7300 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, because non gamers have friends

    • @Misted_Waffles_
      @Misted_Waffles_ 2 года назад +8

      @@sirrealism7300 haha I'm a gamer and I have both IRL friends and online friends >:D

    • @RandySavag
      @RandySavag 2 года назад +4

      Too bad most multiplayer centric games are plagued by hackers if you play on pc.

    • @BasedArtDepartment
      @BasedArtDepartment 2 года назад +11

      @@RandySavag honestly I dont notice this as much as people claim. Either I'm way more accepting of how much I suck when I die or I'm just not in the right lobbies...

  • @PikminCody
    @PikminCody 2 года назад +11

    The man who would rather fight you than the monster was the strangest one

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 2 года назад +3

    Darksouls, Darkest Dungeon, Darkwood, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Darksiders, Perfect Dark, The Darkness, Dark Pictures, Thief: The Dark Project... and now Dark and Darker.
    I just realize my choices of games are too much Darker than I thought.

  • @marltonmanks9891
    @marltonmanks9891 2 года назад +5

    this is a refreshing breath of air, considering ive only seen people play this game sweaty hardcore mode lol

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 года назад +14

    I hope they dont add voice chat, emoting by gestures and such is just so much more fun.
    Love doing this stuff in games, especially in rather competitive ones.

  • @Knobs4u
    @Knobs4u 2 года назад +9

    I know nothing about you but you looked up and down while crouching, i trust you with my life

  • @EdmunnTB
    @EdmunnTB 2 года назад +10

    11:20 CHRBRG can now audition to replace Chris Pratt as Mario

  • @forecastumbrella1626
    @forecastumbrella1626 2 года назад +5

    Charborg is playing as "nooooooooooo i'm jus a widdle gobwin 🥺" the meme

  • @shanedillis153
    @shanedillis153 2 года назад +21

    Imagine if you’re walking in a cave and see a guy in his undies doing those movements. And screaming like charborg

  • @KickCaesar
    @KickCaesar 2 года назад +10

    playing Dark and darker with friends is some of the most fun I've had in a while thanks for making me aware of it!

  • @Andorzsiac
    @Andorzsiac 2 года назад +14

    The life of a parasite isn’t easy

  • @ethanjohnson2332
    @ethanjohnson2332 2 года назад +11

    You’re right, I would love to see creampies added to dark and darker 👍

  • @Crysis4525
    @Crysis4525 2 года назад +9

    I just love a good CHARBORG video at Sunday 23:10 o clock 👌

  • @kabel2010
    @kabel2010 2 года назад +10

    "we're friends" 15:30 body blocks them so they die..

  • @sera6006
    @sera6006 2 года назад +97

    CHRBRG is begging for sugar daddys now?

  • @ITZKappaKAP
    @ITZKappaKAP 2 года назад +5

    On the last day of the playtest me and my buddy went around adopting new players just like this. It was a blast.

  • @ESPSergillu
    @ESPSergillu 2 года назад +1

    These friends are even stronger, they killed the old friends. And such is the way of life

  • @toygertiger
    @toygertiger 2 года назад +4

    Honestly having the notif for a new charborg video made me so happy

  • @brycebarboa1573
    @brycebarboa1573 2 года назад +1

    his reaction was so genuine 0:02

  • @ThePaleKing89
    @ThePaleKing89 2 года назад +4

    They do need to add colour customization so that players can coordinate better, that and differentiating the wizard and cleric better

  • @erkthenothing5499
    @erkthenothing5499 2 года назад +17

    Oh my god it was like a documentary, charborg bringing a city boy to live with wolves

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 2 года назад +5

    Y'know, I was just beginning to think it's weird not having Criken around when there's baby RP... and then he showed up XD

  • @jamiejames416
    @jamiejames416 2 года назад +1

    The first people had nothing of material value to give, so they gave friendship

  • @toxicapollo2210
    @toxicapollo2210 2 года назад

    Please do more of this one! honestly the funniest vid of yours ive seen besides the ones where you have your chat as objects. Love the channel!

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 2 года назад

    Tarkov and Marauders need a hands-up, no-weapon Surrender feature.
    Actually, all games with no respawn need a hands-up, no-weapon Surrender feature.
    It's like being a Hoovie all over again... A tear to the eye, a smile to the face...

  • @Lord-Have-Mercy-PLEASE
    @Lord-Have-Mercy-PLEASE 2 года назад +3

    I love these videos man, keep up the good work and be a CHAD

  • @Waruto89
    @Waruto89 2 года назад +2

    I will know the true happines if charborg do more videos of Space Station 13

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 2 года назад +1

    That high pitched scream you do sounds just like Steve-O in pain.

  • @punnyperson4663
    @punnyperson4663 2 года назад +2

    Who knew Charborg could be a wholesome

  • @carlll7596
    @carlll7596 2 года назад +4

    Average goblin grindset.

  • @jumpgecko
    @jumpgecko 2 года назад

    This is a wildly interesting psychological study.

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods 2 года назад +5

    Tbagging with friends is very wholesome

  • @thedukeofdorks6001
    @thedukeofdorks6001 2 года назад +2

    Im a filthy little goblin and I need a bath.

  • @Fluffledump
    @Fluffledump 2 года назад +1

    This is one of the most CHRBRG videos ever

  • @chgaming5059
    @chgaming5059 2 года назад +3

    Their are more friendly people on this game than Tarkov XD
    I try to befriend some people at Tarkov yet I get bucked shot in the face at pointblank range

  • @Joovisplaystrash
    @Joovisplaystrash 2 года назад +2

    chrbrg is basically the adoring fan from oblivian

  • @theoutcast5433
    @theoutcast5433 2 года назад +4

    thank you for tjhe amzing content charbrg

  • @wadball
    @wadball 10 месяцев назад

    Lmfao loved it-- it's like...
    charborg *:* _Dark and Darker_ *::* bed *:* _Rust_

  • @px9720
    @px9720 19 дней назад

    I like the silent agreement that this is now a naked cult

  • @thirdworldgamer8717
    @thirdworldgamer8717 Год назад +1

    That archer dude was playing at 0.5 fps

  • @ShirleyNetwork
    @ShirleyNetwork 2 года назад

    Bro I've been watching criken since high school over 10 years ago. That's awesome he's in this video

  • @MrKoffeeKup
    @MrKoffeeKup 2 года назад

    I actually love the idea of goofy stuff. Rust is one of those games and the stupid bardic instruments were actually really fun to jam with. I like a game that has potential for insanity.

  • @sipsesh
    @sipsesh 2 года назад +2

    Zamn, this title is basically my relationship with my parents

  • @charleswoods993
    @charleswoods993 2 года назад

    I love your music choices in this video

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude Год назад

    the do si do worked a treat

  • @an9l1c1sm6
    @an9l1c1sm6 2 года назад +2

    LOL i actually fealt sorry for the one not making it out :(

  • @verniermoon6218
    @verniermoon6218 2 года назад

    Dude just created a new subclass

  • @honbeeee
    @honbeeee 6 месяцев назад

    it's so weird how persistent people are when it comes to killing a harmless naked dude

  • @fijisharbrough
    @fijisharbrough 2 года назад +1

    Charborg, god of panhandling.

  • @tyler8289
    @tyler8289 2 года назад

    Always loving the RS soundtrack. Thanks editor

  • @thelradame5508
    @thelradame5508 2 года назад

    9:11 Funny Charborg sound.

  • @erusdearest
    @erusdearest 2 года назад

    Don't get me wrong, this is hilarious. But I can't help but be infuriated by people who are determined to kill you, despite the fact it offers them NOTHING in return but an inconvenience for both parties and a little extra annoyance.

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 2 года назад

    Crime baby grows up and abandons its nefarious ways, instead tries childly methods

  • @noaag
    @noaag Год назад

    This is peak comedy

  • @isaiahnaing9361
    @isaiahnaing9361 2 года назад

    He's actually just 3 goblins in a trenchcoat
    I'm convinced

  • @TheHotDogGuy.
    @TheHotDogGuy. 2 года назад

    We need more of these videos there just to funny I need MORE

  • @dannyl434
    @dannyl434 2 года назад

    This would never work in dayz, I’d probably get shot by 3 other people I never saw in addition to my befriending target

  • @thetruegoldenknight
    @thetruegoldenknight 2 года назад +2

    Christ, that OSRS music fits SO PERFECTLY since the Jagex servers are at the time of me writing this having a TOTAL MELTDOWN!
    You almost make me want to go back and grind more Agility on Ultimate Ironman.
    ...
    ALMOST!

  • @Salad_lad_4_hire
    @Salad_lad_4_hire 2 года назад +2

    i love going from general sam to this. both playstyles are valid and fun in their own way but still xD

  • @euclodies1719
    @euclodies1719 2 года назад +1

    The archer lmfao

  • @killla_combat2
    @killla_combat2 2 года назад +2

    All hail king melvin

  • @marcus5202
    @marcus5202 2 года назад

    I so hope this comes to xbox it looks so cool

  • @Runner-Boy
    @Runner-Boy 2 года назад +2

    I failed the gta 5 boat chase mission 5 years ago never played it again

  • @neomrelyt
    @neomrelyt Год назад

    Charborg PLEASE give me more Dark and Darker vids

  • @MyTwoYT
    @MyTwoYT 2 года назад

    This interactions give me anxiety

  • @Bacon_Alt
    @Bacon_Alt 2 года назад +3

    Yay new video

  • @jamiejames416
    @jamiejames416 2 года назад +1

    I trust this person

  • @dayminder7414
    @dayminder7414 2 года назад +3

    You say you want them to add cream pies in the game? I have a mod that can do just that.

  • @lovehartLH
    @lovehartLH 2 года назад

    CHRBRG Became Friendly TF2 Hoovy outside of TF2

  • @thetruegoldenknight
    @thetruegoldenknight 2 года назад +6

    19:20 mentioning the word "sub", in the context of the theme you've created from this very particular self-imposed challenge, I would presume it meant *submissive*, which has ties in the BDSM relationship, meaning the willing relinquishing of power or control.

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 2 года назад +4

      Congratulations on understanding the joke

    • @thetruegoldenknight
      @thetruegoldenknight 2 года назад +1

      @@BigGayIncorporated Frankly, I'm just surprised the evil censor robots of stupidity and sap haven't auto-deleted my comment, much less long enough for someone to respond to it!

  • @p3ngu1n55
    @p3ngu1n55 2 года назад +1

    he made a religion, and i will follow

  • @thomasclark6511
    @thomasclark6511 2 года назад

    Charborg does the dog sniffing too well, furry confirmed

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 2 года назад

    Cheesebourgue discovered dogeza in a standing position as a skill
    Somehow it feels like its obvious the moment he played the game

  • @sp_ikes
    @sp_ikes 2 года назад

    I, also, enjoy going out naked in the public with only tights shorts on and I raise my hands in the air while crouching. I earn lots of money

  • @newone5262
    @newone5262 2 года назад +2

    I love yours videos! S2

  • @narsil4669
    @narsil4669 2 года назад

    10:46 He reminds me of ori from LOTR

  • @TroyDaboi2005
    @TroyDaboi2005 2 года назад +1

    I hope this game gets proximity chat

  • @sourmain5732
    @sourmain5732 2 года назад

    This reminds me of dagger fall

  • @Donni_10
    @Donni_10 2 года назад

    its funny how its always the bad people that keep trying to keep nakeds missing 1000 times.

  • @thisismydog
    @thisismydog 2 года назад +2

    charborg is good

  • @Poggyiswack
    @Poggyiswack 2 года назад

    I can't wait for General Sam to ruin this one