“wait till I tell mum she’s gonna batter you” and “I’m having a chilli burger I’m not shooting up in the park” killed me, cannot count how many times I rewatched this 😭😂😂
OMG I literally laughed so hard at this bit Gail : if I invite someone over for coffee I don't expect to come back to this David : Do ya mean coffee as in sex Gail : UPSTAIRS NOW David : Who me or him
Best one I remember ( that also involved 'Gail', but isn't on here. David (whilst cutting Steve McDonald's hair.) "' 'Ere at Trim Up North, we cater for all your manly needs." Gail "Well, obviously not 'all' your manly needs." David "Right, well, thanks for yer' input, Gail." Another good one was when Gail was getting ready for her wedding ( not sure who to) and she went 'I wish Mam was here.' and David went 'Well, I'll be gran, if you like.' and did an absolutely spot on Audrey impression!
David: Um, 2 cokes when you're ready Betty love. Betty: You what? David: Oh yeah, whatever he's having. Martin: I'll have a pint if you buying please mate. Betty: This place is going to the dogs.
“What me or im?”
“DAVID!”
You can hear the laugh in her voice 😂
Say goodbye David
“Goodbye David
that 1 introvert 😂
But he said what he had to say
North Yorkshire Moors Railway Fan, true 😂😂
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Bad Boy Lol
"Upstairs now!"
"What, me or him?"
*"D A V I D"*
LMAOO
💀💀
“wait till I tell mum she’s gonna batter you” and “I’m having a chilli burger I’m not shooting up in the park” killed me, cannot count how many times I rewatched this 😭😂😂
“It’s sort of modern art, innit? Mad woman in car” lmao
Ye 1:50 I see it
How has David/ Jack never won best comedian in 22 years?
Brilliant actor Corrie wouldn't be the same without him
marion shovlin I know right
I second that he makes everything 20 times better
It really wouldn’t!
Back in the days when Corrie was still worth watching.
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David is my favourite character from Corrie
Same
Well it’s nice to know that mate
Same
Me too
Same
*”That’ll Be A Penny Saved For Your Piggy Bank”*
1:32 David gets Audrey’s voice spot on 😂
1:02 this scene had me dead 💀😂
Leah Dooley 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
Same!!!!
And the 1st one
I'm. Francesca 🐱
“ what me or him”
DAVID!
“i see dead people” had me dead 💀😂
But your alive?
same
OMG I literally laughed so hard at this bit
Gail : if I invite someone over for coffee I don't expect to come back to this
David : Do ya mean coffee as in sex
Gail : UPSTAIRS NOW
David : Who me or him
😂😂😂😂
I am lovely it
“What did you get?”
“Where’s he taking ya? Red light district?” AHAHAHA
I love Jack P. Shepherd he's such an Amazing actor nobody is better than him he's so gorgeous
“Where’s he taking ya ? Red light district “
Lol
" upstairs now" 😂😂
What me or him
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@@joshuabeattie2374DAVID!
Love David he gets some great one liners and says what he thinks brilliant
Love David he's been so funny since he was little
Hes a dick.
0:01 and I’m already laughing my head off
So talented and sharp witted.I wonder how many times Audrey said oh shut up David over the years.😂❤️
David's humour is so funny 😂
David “WAIT UNTIL I TELL MUM, SHES GONNA BATTER YOU”
Sarah *awkward silence*
Best one I remember ( that also involved 'Gail', but isn't on here.
David (whilst cutting Steve McDonald's hair.) "' 'Ere at Trim Up North, we cater for all your manly needs."
Gail "Well, obviously not 'all' your manly needs."
David "Right, well, thanks for yer' input, Gail."
Another good one was when Gail was getting ready for her wedding ( not sure who to) and she went 'I wish Mam was here.' and David went 'Well, I'll be gran, if you like.' and did an absolutely spot on Audrey impression!
That was older David the videos of younger david
That was the wedding to Michael
3:52 it’s like watching paint dry 😂😂😂😂
The last one killed me🤣🤣🤣
RIP 🪦
This is one of the most funny things I have ever seen x 😂😂😂😂
David’s hair looked like Justin biebers 😂😂
Cole_Roblox it really doesn’t tho
He's the double of Justin bieber
Connor Coates yea it did
Cole_Roblox he looked a bit weird ngl
Hatty Bee he’s my fav
'dont you think i dont know what day it is'
'whos a clever girl can you count to 10 in french too' lmaoooooo
1:10 "me or him?"😂😂😂😂
D A V I D
Love David's cheeky face one of Corries best actors,comedy,drama and bad boy plays it all so brilliantly long may he carry on 😍
David was and still is brilliant 😍😍😍
I have always loved David Platt, from his cheeky smile wen he was a kid to the gorgeous smile he has now he is amazing 😍😍😘😘
Davids my favourite character 😂
That’s funny af “I’m not takin drugs I was walkin a dog 🐩 not chasin a dragon“🐉 😂😂😂
0:11 my favourite bit
"Shut up, David!” The Platt family summarized.
This needs to become an ongoing series 😂😂
1:16 I loved when he used to call him Nessie 😂
😂😂
“Well put it this wea, if this were a film people’ud be fast farwardin’ t’ gud bit. ‘Slike watching’ paint dry”
1:01 I’m dead
RIP 🪦
“Wooo rattled your cage love” 😂😂 love him 💗
“You know, Granny Ivy called you a flighty piece in her diary! Do’y think that’s Jericho for slapper?”
He delivers his lines brilliantly. He and Simon Gregson are my favourite two from Corrie.
A classic young David 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love David the reason I started watching the show best Audrey lines shut up David you silly boy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“Upstairs now” “who me or him” 🤣🤣🤣omg David🤣🤣🤣
I used to like David and Rosie Webster’s friendship when they were kids.
3:09 David’s face tho 😂
LOOOL
The casting for him is brilliant. He is the absolute spitting image of Gale lol
“OoOoOoOh who’s rattled your cage luv?” LMAOOO
1:06 that’s so funny
3:28 had me cracking up 😂
1:32 makes me laugh
I actually love him. Brilliant character
I never thought I'd see David Platt and Humour in the same sentence!
David platt easily the funniest character Corrie have had
Love Steve's humor too
David Pemberton David is so easily the best
1:04 and 3:54 and the last one are definitely my favourites 😂 😭
David is a legend 😂👌🏾and I love The Sugababes song playing in the background to ❤️
Love this. Jack is just a great actor, he is brill. X
Goodbye David. 😂
These were brilliant, reminds me so much of myself growing up saying most of this shit around my mother and her friends 😆
Say goodbye David
Goodbye David
Had me howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
David: Um, 2 cokes when you're ready Betty love.
Betty: You what?
David: Oh yeah, whatever he's having.
Martin: I'll have a pint if you buying please mate.
Betty: This place is going to the dogs.
She was fantastic, too. God bless her.😢
1:09 “what me or him?” That killed me😂😂😂
“yeah but only a fiver” 😂😂😂😂
best Corrie character of all time !
David is such a great character and actor
I miss this David, sometimes
David: two cokes when ya ready Betty love
Betty: ya what
David: oh! What ever he’s having
Lol I’m dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Betty
The legend that is Betty.
Gail: upstairs now!!
David: what me or him😂
"Till text do us part" 😂😂😂
modern art: mad woman in car
Best character period and the only reason why I would watch Coronation Street.
It's funny at the end where david said "good bye david" XD
0:58 Hey that's the Blackfish!! 😃😃😂
3:01 😂😂
‘Wait till I tell mum she gonna BATTER you!’ Fucking crying
I love my song! Round Round. I feel happy for listening this song for a long time.
Gail:don’t u think I don’t know what day it is
David: who’s a clever girl can u count to 10 in french aswell
1:53 “it’s sorta modern art innit? Mad. Woman. In. Car”
David is so much more enjoyable to watch when he was a teenager
I agree
I know! The writers have REALLY watered him down in the last ten years.
There need's to be a stage contest of David and Bowden's Ben just hurling funny insults and one-liners at each other.
Audrey; David, David
David: What!
Audrey: David your sitting on the buttons
David: No I’m not😂😂😂
2:39 take a moment to appreciate that face.
2:33 haha WHATS AN OPEN 🥪
Thank you for this. Cheered me up.
You'll like that won't you Nessie? That'll be a penny saved for your piggy bank 🤣🤣
David is by far my fave corrie character lol
Best bit
Gail:"UPSTAIRS NOW"
David:what me or him
😂🤣😭
😂😂 ik actually in love with him he has been a great actor and if he left Corrie I wouldn’t watch it lol
"2 cokes when your ready Betty love" ahahah
0:01
David: I see dead people
Audrey:yooo
He's always had nice hair styles
I like the part where he says “what me or him?”
Nah stick ya chips gale , a couple of bags of smack will do 😂😂
0:57 mad me laugh
David is nice friend
Bad boy
David is so funny🤣