Frankie’s wife buying a menorah for Halloween goes hand in hand with Frankie saying the 8 days of Halloween by mistake instead of Hanukkah perfectly 😂😂😂
@@Aeunax123 for me "witchcraft" is in everything we do these days. Driving cars. Using heating pads. Taking a deep breath to re-center thoughts. Hell.. even reading. And that's only the basic things and we would be called witches and possibly be burned at the stake. Also.. like gossip spreads just as fast and can be bad. (not like dying necessarily) its honestly crazy.
First of all, Joey DOES think about a historical event all the time. (9/11) Secondly, the Salem witch trials are absolutely women’s Roman Empire bc I think about it like twice a month at least
As a lesbian, we also get uhaul & straight guys get catcalling. We will have to split hardware stores but I think we can find a custody agreement that works out
@juanvalencia9933 omfg I just wrote this and saw ur comment after LOL actually the lesvians left home depot a while ago I forget what it was but something homophobic from their CEOs so we ditched bahahahah "Lowes lesbians"
Love that we’re 5 minutes in and they’re arguing about humping. Gotta say tho, I side with Frankie. Joe has definitely humped, he even admitted to it 😅🤣
Frankie, making fun of his wife about the menorah being used for Halloween: Also Frankie: they light one candle on the menorah for the eight days of Halloween
Anyone else catch the irony of Frankie making fun of Becca for the menorah yet he's the one that said Jewish people celebrate Halloween with them... lol
I love this podcast, lol. As a person who tends to want to correct people when they are incorrect about things, I’ve really gotten a lesson in patience and accepting that for some people, you just can’t really do anything about it. 😂 Hahaha love you guys! Keep doing great things.
I can't tell you how happy I am to start off my day with this!! It's my birthday today and starting it off with Joe and Frankie is absolutely perfect!! TYSM!❤😊
Can’t believe smoshmouth talked about the Roman empire trend and mentioned you guys as a podcast to listen to. Now, this episode drops. What a coincidence!
As a girl, I think about the Salem Witch trials on a pretty consistent basis because I always thing "oh shit, I'd've been burned for this". However, if we're talking about a daily basis thing, girls CONSTANTLY think about being kidnapped.
I like to have podcast/background noise on when I sleep. So I stuck on the episode before this. I have now been woken up by frank n joe saying hump 50 times
I’m pretty new to this fan base so I’m catching up on videos. One of my family nicknames is Peeps or Peepers because I loved marshmallow peeps as a kid 😂 I was so happy to hear that!
Frankie was actually right abt the salem witch trials now that i think abt it 😭 it does come up in conversations sometimes (at least for me and my girls)
6 minutes in and I’ve already dropped my phone on the floor and one of my AirPods fell out of my ear because of how hard I was laughing. You guys are great. 💖 unhinged… but great. 🥰
Regarding the Roman Empire thing ‐‐ you may not realize how many things you think about are related to the Roman Empire. Here's a quote that explains it way better than I could: "...The Roman Empire’s legacy is deeply entrenched in our politics, architecture, education, language, and laws. From the Capitol to the military, America has placed Roman heritage at its foundation. You may not clock the multiple references to it that you see each day and the ubiquitous Latin words in your everyday speech (just look up the etymology for most words you can think of), but your subconscious mind does. However, there’s nothing new there, going back to the founding of the United States itself."
My autistic ass usually gets HEATED at any factual errors or misinterpretations but these guys are so damn entertaining and I feel like being confidently and carelessly wrong is part of their thing! Love the vibes.
The first word that comes to mind when I hear N is a big fat shouting NOOOOOO!!! And then it's like uhm are u ok...? I've been needing to say NO! So many times I haven't 😂😭🤬😤
For those wondering, the word suffrage comes from the Latin word suffragium, meaning the right to vote. And we thank you for your confused but well meaning support! :)
Yo no jokes, i almost died laughing a couple of month ago. Im Ukrainian, and i celebrated New Years in Ukraine this year, and i overheard my dad arguing about ROMAN EMPIRE with his friend. And that man ain't on tiktok i can yell you that🤣🤣 so ig it is a legit thing lmao
The way he keeps saying close your eyes and then moving and saying “this” has me in actual tears
I almost choked
And it went on for sooooooo long
I’m crying with laughter on public transport
Frankie’s wife buying a menorah for Halloween goes hand in hand with Frankie saying the 8 days of Halloween by mistake instead of Hanukkah perfectly 😂😂😂
you’re so right LMAO
Made for each other 😂
Absolutely perfect together 😂
Came to the comments immediately to see if anyone picked up on that 🤣 one of my favorite Frankie quotes!
Full circle 😂
Joe ABSOLUTELY TORCHING frank on Suffrage was the best, lol i love when Frank's BS get's tested.
"Frank's BS"
*adds an apostrophe to "gets"*
When he does it to joe he’s so confident. Joe finally does it back he stammered n rambled awkwardly for five mins so funny lol
@@timothydrake6040 oops, lol not fixing it.
Right after Frankie used “pontificate”, too 😂
The best part about it is Joe read what was sufferage was when he read about Susan B. Anthony.
"Because if pee and veen were bown-dere, dere'd be sebs"
-Frank, 2023
As a woman myself, I will say that the Salem Witch Trials are in fact my Roman Empire. I think about that period of time MULTIPLE times a week
100%!!!
Yes same here 😮
… why???
@@Aeunax123 for me "witchcraft" is in everything we do these days. Driving cars. Using heating pads. Taking a deep breath to re-center thoughts. Hell.. even reading. And that's only the basic things and we would be called witches and possibly be burned at the stake. Also.. like gossip spreads just as fast and can be bad. (not like dying necessarily) its honestly crazy.
@@Aeunax123cuz it’s crazy
I almost spit my coffee out during the Women’s suffrage conversation 😂😂😂
I'm waiting for it to show up on tik Tok as a highlight of the podcast
But frfr suffrage does sound like suffering lol
im crying. frankie saying "theres some of this" and then yelling at joe not to look. straight tears.
Also when Frank said close your eye and it looked like Joe fell asleep 😂
I hate when people ask me what my favorite podcast is because trying to describe this podcast makes me sound absolutely insane 🤣
Same 😂
“Basement Yard.” “Oh yeah? What’s it about?” “Uhh….” 🤔😬😂
There's a recent Smoshcast episode where Shayne describes it ✨ perfectly ✨
@@SongbirdRae the way I just came from that video
@@00juls00like pls no 😭
First of all, Joey DOES think about a historical event all the time. (9/11)
Secondly, the Salem witch trials are absolutely women’s Roman Empire bc I think about it like twice a month at least
I have multiple books on the topic 😅
no fr bc i be thinking abt that like 5 times a week
@@riggboatdude the amount of jokes me and my female friends make about it
The amount of times I think to myself “I’d be burned for this” 😂
Facts
Frankie: People didn't think she could do it
Joey: She didn't
LMAO
Came here for this comment LMAO!!!!
As a lesbian, we also get uhaul & straight guys get catcalling. We will have to split hardware stores but I think we can find a custody agreement that works out
Give the straights Home Depot and y’all keep Lowe’s (it’s so much better).
Babe LOLLLLLLLLLLL I see u & couldn't agree more LOL split hardware stores bahahah they can have home depot should we take Lowes? ☠️💅
@juanvalencia9933 omfg I just wrote this and saw ur comment after LOL actually the lesvians left home depot a while ago I forget what it was but something homophobic from their CEOs so we ditched bahahahah "Lowes lesbians"
@@juanvalencia9933Home Depot is way better. Definitely my preferred place unless it comes to plants 😮💨
Home depo really does give hetro and idk what it is, it doesn’t feel like I’m allowed to be there lmao
Love that we’re 5 minutes in and they’re arguing about humping. Gotta say tho, I side with Frankie. Joe has definitely humped, he even admitted to it 😅🤣
I was carrying something heavy up stairs during that and almost didn’t survive.
Joey grilling Frankie on women’s suffrage was just *chef’s kiss*😂
I love how the episode number in the thumbnail is in Roman numerals. Love the attention to detail. Big ups to whoever designs the thumbnails
“we wanted to make sure you guys knew before we told you” loving the logic Frankie
Joey had Frankie on the ropes with women’s sufferage 😭🤣
The best part is that I don’t think he knew until he searched it himself
This episode felt SO off the rails even compared to their usual ramblings lolol -
still goes hard a year later
@ 😂😂 thank you for bringing this one back to me bc I need a laugh today!
@@Sarahkara1313 same, this was perfect on a monday morning
The fact that the 8 Days of Halloween came back full circle 😂😂😂
Frank: "you're ALWAYS talking about poop!*
Also Frank just moments earlier: "I wanna read you this reddit post about wiping"
Why does it look like Joe put his hat on gently
LMAOOOOOO I was thinking he looks so soft this episode 💀😭🥲
LMAOOO
Gently
PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LMAOOOOO
I’m just saying, I don’t laugh thru ANYONE else’s ads the way I do when Frank does the Patreon ad. It’s the greatest.
as an 18 year old male, i love that frankie is trying so hard to stay hip with the kids.
Never change kid plz don't go to the dark side
Please keep loving it as you grow older. A lot of us "old" people try 😂
Me too "no cap" "plaster this all over the airways"😂😂
the women’s suffrage conversation made me cry laughing
He was so afraid of saying the wrong thing, omg it was wonderful
“is it a grey area?”
frank: no?
joe: “so it’s black or white?”
GOT EM!!! finally it took women’s suffrage for joe to finally get back at frank 😂😂😂
Frankie, making fun of his wife about the menorah being used for Halloween:
Also Frankie: they light one candle on the menorah for the eight days of Halloween
Humping, scissoring, lesbians, chain wallets. The strangest chain reaction I've ever seen. 😅😅
“Not a lot of rain in the autumn” says Frankie just before the city of Brooklyn floods.. in autumn 😂
Anyone else catch the irony of Frankie making fun of Becca for the menorah yet he's the one that said Jewish people celebrate Halloween with them... lol
Girls roman empire is true crime lol 😂
Did Frankie just get Franked?! 😂 18:23
Personally I think this is the BEST way Joe could’ve done it, fucking hilarious
Can we PLEASE have merch with a ghost themed menorah for the 8 days of Halloween??
I love this podcast, lol. As a person who tends to want to correct people when they are incorrect about things, I’ve really gotten a lesson in patience and accepting that for some people, you just can’t really do anything about it. 😂
Hahaha love you guys! Keep doing great things.
The way that Joe so easily lobs softballs to Frankie and the manner that Frankie stumbles and struggles is so damn funny 😅😅
I don’t know why aggressive yelling you two do always makes me happy. You two are gems haha exactly me and my best friend of 29 years
I can't tell you how happy I am to start off my day with this!! It's my birthday today and starting it off with Joe and Frankie is absolutely perfect!! TYSM!❤😊
Omg happy birthday libra sister work it I'm sure u have the cutest outfit planned knowing us LOL
Happy Birthday!!! 🎉❤
frankie flipping him off while his eyes were closed killed me
Frankie was in such a silly goofy mood and Joey was not having ANY of it 😭
Can’t believe smoshmouth talked about the Roman empire trend and mentioned you guys as a podcast to listen to. Now, this episode drops. What a coincidence!
It never occurred to me before but it makes so much sense that Shayne would like this podcast. Our boys are chaotic but wholesome much like himself.
Frankie’s right, I think about the Salem witch trials at least once a week. I woulda been BURNT so fast in those days
Actually same. Also colonialism (in a sugragette way , not a MAGA way)
Roman Empire for the Senator boys, Witch Trials for the Crystals girls...
The fungus
They actually hung their witches in Salem. Idk if thats better or worse
As a girl, I think about the Salem Witch trials on a pretty consistent basis because I always thing "oh shit, I'd've been burned for this". However, if we're talking about a daily basis thing, girls CONSTANTLY think about being kidnapped.
YES! Same
I pray that one day I love my children as much as Frankie loves his Ruby aka “Tonka Truck” 🥺❤️
Frankie saying this and then yelling at joe for looking is fucking hilarious 😂
This is the boys best and funniest new ep for a long while! Had me cracking up at work multiple times… “close your eyes” ..”this!” 😭😭
The energy they brought this episode is chaotic good
I loved the nickname talk. 🙌🏼 We’ve all got them. I call my cat a million things apart from her actual name.
“I DON’T WANNA THINK ABOUT A LIFE WITHOUT MY WIFE”
The energy we all need from our spouses 🤣💕
That whole humping argument had the same energy as George and Jerry arguing on Seinfeld.
Lol 😂 the ONLY good thing about Mondays 😂
Frankie saying "fisting" and 16 had me dying! 😂
This podcast is forever playing in the background of my home. I love you guys
I like to have podcast/background noise on when I sleep. So I stuck on the episode before this. I have now been woken up by frank n joe saying hump 50 times
I’m pretty new to this fan base so I’m catching up on videos. One of my family nicknames is Peeps or Peepers because I loved marshmallow peeps as a kid 😂 I was so happy to hear that!
“[Peridot] looks like piss”
Me, being born in August: 😭😭😭
You guys might see a bump soon. You got mentioned on Smosh Mouth. You immediately did exactly what Shayne said to describe your podcast.
Frankie was actually right abt the salem witch trials now that i think abt it 😭 it does come up in conversations sometimes (at least for me and my girls)
She’s ready for the 8 days of Halloween 😂
Becca being a hard-core thrifter makes me so happy
someone needs to make a compilation of everytime frank goes to find something on his phone and he never finds it bc i swear it’s almost every episode
As a woman I think about becoming a hermit in the forest with goats and a big garden quite a lot. That's my Roman empire
Someone should make a comp of joe being “just a girl” 💀
34:55 peridot is shades of lime green 💚 it's August's birthstone. Only reason I know I'm pregnant with my first baby and I'm due in August!!
The realization of how it sounded when Joe said ‘we just touched tips… hmm’ oml
As a female, our Roman Empire is lack of bodily autonomy or the handmaids tale lol
You know it's a good one when you hit like less than 7 minutes in and your stomach and face hurt from laughing.
the first 14 mins being ab humpinh is incredible
As a woman I think about the library of Alexandria every day 🫡
Gonna have to Google that
The highlight of the day… hello everyone enjoy your week!!!
"I don't wanna think about a life w out my wife"
Men, pay attention!!! THIS IS HOW MEN LOVE PROPERLY!!! ❤😊
6 minutes in and I’ve already dropped my phone on the floor and one of my AirPods fell out of my ear because of how hard I was laughing. You guys are great. 💖 unhinged… but great. 🥰
Same here bro
Me immediately, “SALEM WITCH TRIALS”
Two seconds later, I am validated by Frankie, THANK you
We see you, we love you, we’re in you.
- Frankie Alvarez 2023
Regarding the Roman Empire thing ‐‐ you may not realize how many things you think about are related to the Roman Empire. Here's a quote that explains it way better than I could:
"...The Roman Empire’s legacy is deeply entrenched in our politics, architecture, education, language, and laws. From the Capitol to the military, America has placed Roman heritage at its foundation. You may not clock the multiple references to it that you see each day and the ubiquitous Latin words in your everyday speech (just look up the etymology for most words you can think of), but your subconscious mind does. However, there’s nothing new there, going back to the founding of the United States itself."
You guys make me laugh every morning and make my days better. Thank you😂
Franks views on women’s suffrage 😂 I’ve never cried laughing so hard on an episode oh my god lol
Joe gaslight the heck out of Frankie over womens suffrage 😭
20:32 Joey was having too much fun messing w Frankie
ALSO MATCHING NECKLACES!? AYO
I listen to you guys every day when I get ready for work and then I mess up my makeup because I cry laughing. 🙏🏻
“People didn’t think she could do it”
“…she didn’t”
😂😂😂😂
ass blenduh still is and always will be the funniest thing in the whole entire world
I love that it cuts back to Frankie and he’s just flipping off Joey
This is BY FAR your best episode yet
the witch trials being the girls roman empire is honestly such a good comparison lol
Ok but I KNOW Frankie has talked about wearing pinky rings while eating a sandwich in a previous episode!
happy to share flannels with yall 👍🏻
There's a level to which then discussing a theory based on the Atlantic Ocean when Earhart disappeared over the Pacific is hilarious.
I think this is their best episode
Frankie is so cute talking about his family :’)
16:20 Murder, we think of murder, Frankie
tbf i use my menorah for halloween candles too, she should have kept it cause its perfect for halloween lol
My autistic ass usually gets HEATED at any factual errors or misinterpretations but these guys are so damn entertaining and I feel like being confidently and carelessly wrong is part of their thing! Love the vibes.
THE RODENT PART HAS ME IN TEARS 🤣
The first word that comes to mind when I hear N is a big fat shouting NOOOOOO!!!
And then it's like uhm are u ok...? I've been needing to say NO! So many times I haven't 😂😭🤬😤
Love surge all over someone else’s back! Got me dying 😂😂😂
This is the most east coast thing ever. You guys are awesome
8 days of Halloween has come full circle now
For those wondering, the word suffrage comes from the Latin word suffragium, meaning the right to vote. And we thank you for your confused but well meaning support! :)
The menorah is for the 8 days of Halloween Frankie!!!!
Yo no jokes, i almost died laughing a couple of month ago. Im Ukrainian, and i celebrated New Years in Ukraine this year, and i overheard my dad arguing about ROMAN EMPIRE with his friend. And that man ain't on tiktok i can yell you that🤣🤣 so ig it is a legit thing lmao
i think this is truly the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my life