You save a human from a alien invasion asmr (alien listener) (part 1-3)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @Yes-fn7xx
    @Yes-fn7xx 3 года назад +261

    Him: "YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?"
    Me: ...yes, that would be appreciated

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +36

      Agreed however I understand if he didn’t as well planet exploding is a allot to process

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Год назад +2

      😂😂litterly what I said

  • @sei2244
    @sei2244 3 года назад +218

    Him: "There's no windows."
    Me: "Windows are a structural weakness."

  • @lennybird
    @lennybird 2 года назад +158

    Me:*Lifts bed up*
    Him: OH GOD
    Me: What's up broskiiiiiii-
    Him: *intense screaming*

  • @Juggalocheeks
    @Juggalocheeks 2 года назад +105

    Him:"Tell me why"
    Me: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 года назад +15

      Oh god 🤣

    • @Juggalocheeks
      @Juggalocheeks 2 года назад +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 I love your videos

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 Год назад +2

      TELL ME WHY AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKEEE

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 Год назад

      TELL ME WHY

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 Год назад

      I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

  • @blackiesheepie9754
    @blackiesheepie9754 3 года назад +262

    I feel like the listeners family abandoned them. Thats why they are so attached to the human. They feel like a failure. For failing to save many humans. Alien and Human are like family.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +52

      I love this

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv Год назад +10

      I actually started crying when he said "stop crying" because that's what my family said when I was trapped in my phonia, they didn't believe me about my phobia..

    • @blackiesheepie9754
      @blackiesheepie9754 Год назад +5

      @Gacha Wolfie poor bean you want an internet hug?

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv Год назад +3

      @@blackiesheepie9754 That would be nice😭😭

    • @blackiesheepie9754
      @blackiesheepie9754 Год назад +5

      @@Akira234_luv here you go bean *hug*

  • @vioviolet_ender
    @vioviolet_ender 3 года назад +137

    The Enemy: "Ima fire it on you! Wai- where's my gun-"
    Boris who's being the gremlin: "hahaaaaa i got iiit!~ ok now how do I work this thing-" *accidentally kills the enemy*

  • @Raven-cq4zv
    @Raven-cq4zv 2 года назад +73

    "Please don't stick anything in my butt" I CAN'T 🤣🤣

  • @lovelylittledino830
    @lovelylittledino830 3 года назад +107

    Me : calm down
    Human : please don’t stick anything on my but !
    Me : ?! Wtf ? 😂

  • @spiderdog3414
    @spiderdog3414 2 года назад +39

    Me:so this is the cafeteria
    Human: cafeteria? Why are you telling me about a cafeteria? Where am I? tell me!
    Me: YOU'RE IN THE CAFETERIA

  • @HippyDigger
    @HippyDigger 3 года назад +185

    I think the human is being incredibly reasonable and resilient throughout this, I would have had a complete breakdown if this was me! This guy has some steel to him to stay angry! Fantastic voice work, really enjoyed it!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +22

      Thank you! I just thought how would I react if the world suddenly exploded

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 2 года назад +38

    "Are all humans this weird or just you?"

  • @rose-peachrp3363
    @rose-peachrp3363 3 года назад +76

    I don’t think I’d be a threatening alien I’m 5’3’. Real scary.....

  • @sydneysandersdapples
    @sydneysandersdapples 2 года назад +133

    Him: "I have nothing!"
    Me, overly literal sometimes: "You still have your boxers..."
    Also when I smile so hard that my earphones can't stay in you know you did good. This is fun listen!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 года назад +10

      Thank you!

    • @Nina0837
      @Nina0837 Год назад +1

      OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! WHEN I LAUGH OR SMILE OR EAT OR ANYTHING MY AIRPODS JUST POP OUT LIKE STAY IN YOU STUPID M-

  • @hiroko2918
    @hiroko2918 3 года назад +43

    HIm: oh fired it off!
    Alien: *sounds of struggling death*
    Also him: I think I hit him..and killed him..maybe you should take this-
    Me: yea that would be appreciated give me that.

  • @Dayrecord_1892
    @Dayrecord_1892 3 года назад +105

    Oh we are an alien in this one thats interesting

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +12

      I hope you enjoy 😊

    • @Dayrecord_1892
      @Dayrecord_1892 3 года назад +9

      @@proxyaudios2483 Yeah I know I will

    • @xyo7107
      @xyo7107 3 года назад +7

      i luv it

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +5

      😊

    • @Tobi-ys
      @Tobi-ys 2 года назад +5

      it's so fun and interesting to be a different creature other than human

  • @Heveric
    @Heveric 2 года назад +32

    Me looking at my boss: Stupid huh? Yeah... Remind me who's the one currently dying on my ship? (Glares) You've had this coming for a long time, "Boss"

  • @xXFacelessXx
    @xXFacelessXx 3 года назад +136

    I loved this!!! :D
    This is my human and whoever try’s to hurt them, clearly have a death wish :D

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +29

      They do and thank you I’m really happy you liked it!

    • @aftonforever4456
      @aftonforever4456 3 года назад +18

      I could have never agreed more, we shall PROTECC the HUMAN!!!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +16

      YES PROTECT THE HUMAN!

    • @aftonforever4456
      @aftonforever4456 3 года назад +8

      @@proxyaudios2483 AT ALL COST!!!

    • @jacketsparrow9538
      @jacketsparrow9538 3 года назад +5

      I've only known this human for 2 day's but if anyone hurts them I will kill everyone in this room and then myself hope most you get this reference

  • @dylanfujimoto969
    @dylanfujimoto969 2 года назад +41

    Honestly if I was the human I’d be pretty happy to be in this situation.

  • @Silly_Patches
    @Silly_Patches 2 года назад +24

    “Your adopting me?”
    Uhm- yeah >:) I’m ur mom now
    HAHAHAHA

  • @doma4704
    @doma4704 2 года назад +17

    Him: I don't know what the freak you are
    Me: hello my name is Axolotl I am an axolotl nice to meet you more like a human one but still an axolotl

  • @aftonforever4456
    @aftonforever4456 3 года назад +55

    Loved this👏👏👏
    The mars bar pun 😂
    I will PROTECC THIS HOOMAN WITH MY LIFE

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 3 года назад +40

    Oh my goodness! XD
    "Haha I got it"
    Me: Oh how the turns have tabled!
    "How do I work this thing anywa-oops and I fired it off. I think I hit him. Oh, and I think I killed him... That wasn't my intention, here you take it!"
    Me: Good job buddy.
    "Wait, you're telling me your insides are acidic?! What if I hugged you too tight or-"
    I love this man.

  • @eggoryx7118
    @eggoryx7118 3 года назад +21

    Yesss I have been waiting for an alien listener for so long 😩🤚

  • @_suta_2317
    @_suta_2317 3 года назад +15

    THE FIRST TWO MINUTES GOT ME GIGGLING SO MUCH HELP

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus 2 года назад +5

    Judging by behavior and things said by the human... he's now officially a space-cat.

  • @asiastolk8582
    @asiastolk8582 3 года назад +31

    pls make more of this series your voice is sooooo relaxing

  • @Sleepy_teen_artist5
    @Sleepy_teen_artist5 2 года назад +10

    1. I love this in every way

  • @aristotleaudios
    @aristotleaudios 3 года назад +33

    I'm only 7 minutes in and the voice acting is AMAZING

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +5

      Thank you! Please let me know what you think by the end

    • @aristotleaudios
      @aristotleaudios 3 года назад +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 Ok! I just finished it and that was awesome!! You did great man!!

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @aristotleaudios
      @aristotleaudios 3 года назад +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 No problem!

  • @iamhereformyreasons.3615
    @iamhereformyreasons.3615 3 года назад +23

    I WANT MOREEEEEEE I LOVE THIS!
    You my sir have gotten a new sub with notifications-

  • @elliottedwards1163
    @elliottedwards1163 2 года назад +29

    what does this button do?
    *and then, they all died.*

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @Dr_Tth
      @Dr_Tth 2 года назад +3

      This made me chuckle 🤭

    • @elliottedwards1163
      @elliottedwards1163 2 года назад +2

      @@Dr_Tth why thank you XD

    • @Dr_Tth
      @Dr_Tth 2 года назад +1

      @@elliottedwards1163 you’re most welcome 😌

  • @tawnyacosta9091
    @tawnyacosta9091 3 года назад +43

    OMG I am loving this!! :D Can't wait to see more of this, if you continue this series :)

  • @Katieessssy
    @Katieessssy 3 года назад +26

    i am way too excited for this i honestly already love it

    • @Katieessssy
      @Katieessssy 3 года назад +7

      THAT WAS SO GOOD HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +6

      I’m happy you liked it I poured my heart and soul into this one

    • @Katieessssy
      @Katieessssy 3 года назад +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 it really shows you should be really proud of this its honestly one of the best videos ive seen in a while

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +5

      Well I’m happy you like it so much I’m really proud of how it turned out even if no one watches it I’m proud of myself for making it

    • @Katieessssy
      @Katieessssy 3 года назад +5

      @@proxyaudios2483 im glad that your also proud of it it really shows how much you care for your videos and your channel

  • @lulumoon5864
    @lulumoon5864 3 года назад +17

    Oooo 1-3 this is going too be awesome

  • @NobodyM.D
    @NobodyM.D 2 года назад +3

    The Ni'quuadon is a highly advanced race of bipedal alien creatures. They usually stand at around 10 ft tall when fully extended, but when in combat they will begin walking on both legs and arms reducing their height to 8 ft.
    General body: Most of the body consists of a blue biotechnoligical exo skeleton, with a red fleshy material underneath. Among the warrior class, spikes or other dangerous objects are sculpted of of excess armor.
    Among the leadership and worker classes the armor remains smooth with engravings covering the leadership. (It is currently unknown if the engravings have any religious significance)
    The head and face: The head is protected by a smooth shell that is virtually impenetrable. On occasion (feasting or analyzing) the shell will split into three parts, revealing the true head, a fleshy composition that strongly resembles a human face in structure, the eyes are completely white with three layers of eyelids keeping them protected and moisturized. (It is currently unknown whether or not the Ni'quuadon are blind.)
    The arms: The arms extend to 8 ft away from the body in a shape resembling that of a human, with heavy armor around the "wrists"
    The hands: the hands consist of 6 claws with two stabilizers at the base of the hand. The claws have been tested to be sharp enough to cut through [REDACTED] heavy armor with little effort.
    The legs: despite the generally humanoid shape of these creatures, the legs are entirely anthropomorphic, resembling the hind legs of a horse.
    Biological abilities: [DATA EXPUNGED]
    Know technology: [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @youtubeonly3371
    @youtubeonly3371 3 года назад +9

    The "Oh no, no, no"

  • @microwaves_mmmmm
    @microwaves_mmmmm 2 года назад +14

    GREAT, NOW KAREN IS THE MANAGER

  • @theactualdexter135
    @theactualdexter135 3 года назад +19

    I’m in true form….An alien.

  • @Dr_Tth
    @Dr_Tth 2 года назад +5

    I love a good alien listener series! Keep up the great work proxy you never cease to amaze me 🤗

  • @bagotoast
    @bagotoast 3 года назад +33

    30 MINUTES??? GANG IM EATING GOOD TONIGHT!! 🤩✨👌

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +5

      I hope you enjoy it!

    • @bagotoast
      @bagotoast 3 года назад +6

      @@proxyaudios2483 Oh I absolutely will!

  • @MissLivia_Eliza
    @MissLivia_Eliza 3 года назад +16

    I👏 NEED 👏MORE👏

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko 3 года назад +33

    I'm so late but I MADE IT. I LOVE THAT WE'RE THE ALIEN AND NOT AT ALL HUMANOID, expect fanart of my Corvid-dinosaur alien life form.
    These plots are always wild. Like, bold of the aliens to assume I want to survive when everyone I loved is dead lol.
    Aldkakfkakf he went from thinking everything is poison to random taste-testing fluids, that's not good XD
    "I can't argue, humans are the worst." Real talk, he right lol
    THE END I'M all I hear is Mystery Men.
    Him: Oh God, we killed him.
    Me: What do you mean "we"? I was over here.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +9

      Lol! I love this I enjoyed reading this seeing your reactions was amazing

  • @crystxl_s0lar
    @crystxl_s0lar 3 года назад +19

    That's a fantastic audio :D

  • @stxry_sky
    @stxry_sky 3 года назад +18

    THIS IS AMAZING OMG
    It reminds me of a series called the Orville lol
    YOU HAVE SO MUCH TALENT
    The number of comments are 69 and now I shall ruin that >:D

  • @okwahowolf1048
    @okwahowolf1048 2 года назад +4

    Welcome to the empire, Boris. Imperial march intensifies.

  • @lulumoon5864
    @lulumoon5864 3 года назад +13

    OooOoo 1-3 this is going to be awesome

  • @badomenart
    @badomenart 2 года назад +13

    Boris: Tell Me Why. . .😭
    Me:
    Ain't Nothing But A Heartache !~
    Tell Me Why!~
    Ain’t Nothing But A Mistake !~
    Tell Me Why!~
    I Never Want To Hear You Say!~ WOOO
    I Want It That Way!~
    Boris: REALLY MY FAMILY IS DEAD, MY FRIENDS ARE GONE!🤬
    Me/Vin Diesel: Family Is Every Thing.🫡
    Me: That's Why I'm Adopting You.🥲

  • @miekaferreira4697
    @miekaferreira4697 3 года назад +14

    I realy hope there is going to be a part 4

  • @thehunter6105
    @thehunter6105 2 года назад +6

    Can you do a series about this videos please I love it

  • @weebgirl8507
    @weebgirl8507 2 года назад +14

    I can't not laugh at his reactions😂

  • @ItzTheMemeLord
    @ItzTheMemeLord 2 года назад +6

    Stop worrying about aliens destroying earth, they will not because they might learn from us!

  • @endgade68
    @endgade68 Год назад +3

    Is there a continuation of this? This was really awesome!

  • @maria_zoe_soca4333
    @maria_zoe_soca4333 3 года назад +19

    I love your content, but just commenting because it takes me time to get up the courage to enter new communities.

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  3 года назад +2

      Well I’m really happy you left this comment 😊

  • @jetjayjenson7908
    @jetjayjenson7908 2 года назад +7

    Him: "don't eat me! Im gross and disgusting"
    Me- "yes you are gross. You humans put so many chemicals in your sistem that it took more than an hour for the machine to clean out of you"
    Him: "your going to rip my head off and lick my throat or something weird like that"
    Me- " first of all why do you humans think like that and second why would I spend hours on you to make you healthy!"

  • @Yourfriendlybookworm
    @Yourfriendlybookworm 4 месяца назад

    Honestly this is how most humans would have reacted in a scenario like this. This is most likely to happen more than any scenario in another asmr video out there
    I love it. Good job🎉🎉🎉
    P.S. The "I'm going back to my
    room" would be me

  • @FurinaKisser
    @FurinaKisser 2 года назад +5

    I feel like I'm a green slime thing that has a human form. May or may not be based off imposters from among us..
    I FUCKED UP ITS CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

  • @clickerflight819
    @clickerflight819 Год назад +1

    *Lifts the bed*
    Hiiii you're being rescued. Do not resist

  • @primas6665
    @primas6665 Год назад +1

    I realllly love thiiiis i love the human and not being human once 😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤ you did a amazing jobin this proxi!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    I really hope theres more coming buut if there isnt its ok!!
    Have a really nice day/night❤❤❤

  • @jacketsparrow9538
    @jacketsparrow9538 3 года назад +14

    Wait I'm a robot though meh idc I'll listen to this anyway

  • @shin_xiii
    @shin_xiii 3 года назад +23

    That was really nice 🤭
    And long too.. Better experience guaranteed ✨👌

  • @miamendes5930
    @miamendes5930 Год назад +1

    Part 3 is my favorite ❤

  • @marahsowell704
    @marahsowell704 2 года назад +3

    I'm just imaging myself looking like one of Frieza's race or something

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 2 года назад +6

    Him: Tell me why!
    Me: Ain’t nothing but a heartache.
    Him: ...
    Me: What? You seemed distressed and I thought this was humour the humans enjoyed?

  • @blanksunsetz
    @blanksunsetz Год назад +3

    Me: *Lifts bed up*
    Him: Oh god oh god oh god OH GOD
    Me: *”Surprise Shawty!”*
    Also you have gained a new subscriber, helloooo

  • @pinkflomigoxoxo1233
    @pinkflomigoxoxo1233 2 года назад +6

    Make part 2

  • @agent_red108
    @agent_red108 2 года назад +6

    So what kind of alien am I looking like

    • @proxyaudios2483
      @proxyaudios2483  2 года назад +1

      Whatever you want 😊

    • @agent_red108
      @agent_red108 2 года назад +3

      @@proxyaudios2483 does not leave much to the imagination

  • @FISHY-ASMR
    @FISHY-ASMR 3 года назад +11

    :0 NICE📢😫👌

  • @Tabbyandthecrew
    @Tabbyandthecrew Год назад +1

    Can we have a part 4 please? It's okay if not I understand that this kind of stuff takes a lot of time

  • @jimmyrelks6517
    @jimmyrelks6517 2 года назад +5

    Good audio but the uhhh background noises are kind of distracting

  • @dianeaishamonday9125
    @dianeaishamonday9125 2 года назад +5

    Algorithm boost!!

  • @strawberryapproves6907
    @strawberryapproves6907 2 года назад +1

    Approved

  • @t26e3pershingtank
    @t26e3pershingtank Год назад

    Dang it, I was getting HALO vibes

  • @foxnamedandrea1511
    @foxnamedandrea1511 Год назад

    “I am foul and gross”
    …I thought the listener was supposed to be the other guy?
    Edit: even the way he says “YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN” is stubborn and kinda petty, I feel more and more like this is me-