pat, during overboard ep 17: "if i get a text that is just 'hey', with no punctuation and nothing else, i am going to have a panic attack." deepest cut in this overboard today
I do not understand, why can it not use its tail? Nothing about pulling the handle to flush requires fingers, just the ability to pull. It's a snake. It can reach up.
romeinprogress This is honestly just a guess, but I think any snake with the weight/grip to flush a toilet from the bowl would probably have a hard time fitting down the drain. (Also, it’s not nearly as funny of a situation.)
@@sharkofjoy Mostly it's just funny that that's the obstacle in the situation. The answer proposes a world in which turning yourself into a snake in prison is totally viable, but the inability to grasp a toilet handle as a snake is an insurmountable challenge. That's the only hang-up in the plan and it doesn't even really make sense
obsessed with the sentence “i got in a fight over a beyblade match” bc it implies the battle of the blades simply wasnt enough and brian had to duke it out personally
Patrick 28:54 LIE: Threw a boomerang and caught it. Brian 39:40 TRUTH: I hit my friend really bad with a boomerang. Did... did Brian hit Patrick real bad when they were playing with a boomerang one time?
@@FluorescenttheGirl well it would be a lie because pat didnt throw the boomerang brian did but pat did ask "was there blood" which he would supposedly know because it would be his so brian didnt hit pat with a boomerang anyways
Whenever Pat has to make a decision, miniature versions of Weird Al and Chuck Yeager appear on his shoulders. I don't know why I feel so strongly that this is true.
The Parking Lot Lads are a band from Doncaster, England. in 2009 their debut album hit #8 on the charts, largely on the back of their breakout single "Everything Is Rubbish (Except Drinking Cider In The Park)". They broke up before a second album could be released, and they now all have jobs in accounting and data visualisation. Last year they attempted a tenth anniversary tour, but it was cancelled after lack of ticket sales. I was endlessly disappointed, I had been looking forward to the date at my uni's student union.
@@MiseFreisin For anyone wondering the "crisp pear" joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard (at 26:10 for those of you playing at home)
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty" so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN" the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and *man door hand hook car door.*
I remember watching the old Fibbage episodes where Brian was the newbie... I think you can definitely see the changes from when someone's the "new guy" (I can always sense some awkwardness?) to them becoming regulars, and more buddy-buddy with everyone else. I can't wait to see more of Josh! And this will be fun to watch again someday :D
i have never heard of such a thing in my life beyond the mention in shaun of the dead, and also jenna has impeccable taste, so i assume its a pretty safe bet
@@casir.7407 It's actually a pretty common thing people used to say - that's *why* it was in Shaun of the Dead. There's definitely a good chance she was referencing its use in the movie though.
@@shadowflame68 That's not why it was in Shaun. They were filming an episode of Spaced (the show that inspired SotD) and they had to film a scene where the dog was on the street looking up at a window. Edgar and Simon couldn't get the dog to look up so it became an inside joke which they put in the film. They eventually did get it to look up though.
I want it to be clearly stated that reusable condoms were, for a while, thought to be safe. They are not longer considered safe. This is because any flexible structure capable of dealing with the *repeated* exposure to both friction and cleaning (usually a combination of hot water and a weak-alkaline) is sufficiently dense enough to block sperm and thin enough to feel... well, anything.
@@infernalspectre ok thank you. That has bothered me since this episode came out but I thought I was the only one who noticed it bc I’ve never seen any other comments about it. I’ve gone through it like a thousand times thinking that I was losing my mind
funnily enough my family has had an air fryer for sonething along like five or six years and we only used it to fry french fries like once, they turn out too dry... but meat? twenty minutes, 200 degrees celsius, ends up nice and crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. just a tip 👌🏼
The kitchen appliance one was so good because I paused after Jenna said 'someone is getting a DM from me after this', and thought "1) its going to be hilarious if Simone made the wife joke" and then after a few seconds, "wait Simone, 100 percent made the wife joke"
"Hey" I get it! I get that reference! All that watching old episodes of Overboard has finally paid off ...Oh, I guess also they were fun to watch, that too
I appreciate you guys having captions but... they are just blatantly wrong a lot of the times and use "talking over each other" when a lot of the dialogue is clearly audible. Making these captions actually useful to the people who need them really should be a priority.
Jenna just ran a short DND adventure as part of NYCC Metaverse and Josh was one of the players! It's on NYCC's channel right now but they said it would go up on the Polygon channel soon too
pat, during overboard ep 17: "if i get a text that is just 'hey', with no punctuation and nothing else, i am going to have a panic attack."
deepest cut in this overboard today
ok thank you, i was wondering where this was from
"... Hard to sit on."
@@manicpixiecassidy somebody else's butt
thanks lugi from rhythm doctor lounge
It at 14:18 for all y’all wondering
Ernest Hemingway once wrote what many consider to be the shortest sad story ever:
"Toilet snake: can't flush, no hands."
And Simone hasn't read that either...
Our generation’s For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
I do not understand, why can it not use its tail? Nothing about pulling the handle to flush requires fingers, just the ability to pull. It's a snake. It can reach up.
romeinprogress This is honestly just a guess, but I think any snake with the weight/grip to flush a toilet from the bowl would probably have a hard time fitting down the drain. (Also, it’s not nearly as funny of a situation.)
@@sharkofjoy Mostly it's just funny that that's the obstacle in the situation. The answer proposes a world in which turning yourself into a snake in prison is totally viable, but the inability to grasp a toilet handle as a snake is an insurmountable challenge. That's the only hang-up in the plan and it doesn't even really make sense
I see the mustache transaction between Brian and Pat has finally completed.
there can only be one
Simone's next. She's coming for that Hemingway style
Hmm
Let's be honest they are the same person from different times
pat glued brian's shavings to his face
simone yelling "i have ebooks" while brandishing a phone that is very clearly displaying the ao3 homepage is *deeply* relatable
I think it's the jackbox page but like,,, I relate so hard to ao3 lmao
Also if it was ao3 it is a travesty that simone doesnt know that theres a dark mode
Timestamp??
35:40
@@Iblameitonmyaddbaby thank you!!!
Jenna clearly lying about having 3 siblings, she just said she had a sister and two half-brothers. that's two siblings, baby
r/theydidthemath
KDHDLFHSL
As someone with a sister and two half sisters,
STOP STEALING MY JOKE YO!
2% whole sister
Quick maffs
I do really want a shirt that just says "Iowa" and then beneath it "Sorry to get political"
i would 100% throw out my "is this heaven?" "no, it's iowa" shirt to replace it with that. it's so good
Personally I'd like a shirt that says "Iowa" and booty shorts that say "Sorry to get political"
@@KirbyCom oh shit, you're right!
Raygun, get on this
5:30 "when pigs fly: killing two birds with one stone" (Sorry to get political).
the confidence with which pat said "reusable cold brew is just peepee"
I stan this man
“can’t flush no hands” has the same energy as “no thoughts head empty”
and baby shoes never used, as well
Love it
I have no mouth and I must scream, light edition
What's that from again?
Truth: Jenna likes [arson]
Believable lies by coworkers: Jenna likes [arson]
I know “died” is a killer answer, but I just want to take the time to appreciate the Arsenic and Old Lace deep cut
Seeing that answer in the cold open and immediately knowing it was Jenna lmao
I actually was in a performance of Arsenic and Old Lace for my school, so I loved the reference!
yessss I'm sad no one voted for it
I liked it so much better!
I totally would have gone with that one. It was stunning.
can't flush no hands: the saddest short story of our generation
i have no hands and i must flush
feet
@@sunnys0phia howdareyou
obsessed with the sentence “i got in a fight over a beyblade match” bc it implies the battle of the blades simply wasnt enough and brian had to duke it out personally
he got in a separate, more personal beyblade match over the first one
Y'all please bring back polygom plays jackbox. Ive watched the old episodes more times than I can count.
folks,
@crescent coop thats the funniest comma ive ever seen
YES
100% agree
jamie t. snjsksk
"Lemon Dissociation" is what La Croix tastes like
oh my gOD YOU'RE RIGHT
The suggestion of fruits
I''m going back to bed, because this comment has already won 2020.
Ain't that the guy who made the spirit phone album
Lemons having a hard time since the incident. We'll be ready when you are lemon.
Patrick 28:54
LIE: Threw a boomerang and caught it.
Brian 39:40
TRUTH: I hit my friend really bad with a boomerang.
Did... did Brian hit Patrick real bad when they were playing with a boomerang one time?
No, because then Pat's wouldn't have been a lie. Catching it with your face is still catching 🤣
@@FluorescenttheGirl I see some Hinata Shoyo logic right there xd
@@FluorescenttheGirl well it would be a lie because pat didnt throw the boomerang brian did
but pat did ask "was there blood" which he would supposedly know because it would be his so brian didnt hit pat with a boomerang anyways
We need a “Dont Tread on Me” parody shirt with a snake on a toilet and it says “Can’t Flush No Hands”
I'd buy it.
The war between the "can't flush no hands" and "there make be snakes" parody shirts
Hey there friends, he’s BDG, and he’s STILL teaching us how to dance properly
Episode 8: Shake a Cow
please dont make me watch dances moving and cry again
ITSBACKITSBACKITSBACKITSBACKITSBACKITSBACK (also josh is here!)
I HAD THE SAME REACTION GOD I MISSED THIS GAME WITH THESE FOLKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes! I loved these videos when they used to make them! I got so excited when I saw this notification.
I like it when they play Quiplash because I can pretend I'm playing with friends so I can pretend I have friends.
overboard being back is the the best thing ever
i was literally thinking “huh i wonder when the new overboard will be out” and it’s here !!!
Sam sad that the regular Polygon Jackbox videos seem to be gone though
i know right?? wack
@@swirlingsun I THOUGHT I WAS IMMUNE ON THIS ONE
@@Sam-on5jf you are never immune
THREE MINUTES BEFORE PAT MADE A PISS JOKE. THREE. Classic polygon
wow, he showed some restraint
Polygon lives in the piss well, like a crew of urine-soaked Pennywises
"be quiet
be silent
dont make any sound"
will probably stick with me until my actual wedding day
Have you ever got married to a real person? Like a real nice partner? Follow my lead and sneak around... 🎺
Personally, my answer for dumbest thing would have been “read every skyrim book”
Read every Halo book is arguably dumber.
Again, the prompt said “talked in to”. It doesn’t count if he volunteers.
Whenever Pat has to make a decision, miniature versions of Weird Al and Chuck Yeager appear on his shoulders. I don't know why I feel so strongly that this is true.
New police procedural about crime in the sky:
When Pigs Fly
That would have immediately gotten my vote
Galaxy brain
I had read it twice and mostly scrolled past in confusion before I got it. 🥴
I think that is THE best possible answer holy shit
I was literally about to comment this 😂
hey quick q, WHY do brian and pat keep switching hairstyles???? WHAT is going on
tax evasion
That's a quiplash
prepping for the live action waluigi movie
Its how the universe stays balanced
Who's Pat? I only know Brian 1 and Brian 2
(/s)
I’m sad no one did a call back and put “confronting your hateful grandma” for “good things about being dead”
I was thinking someone would write "getting away from your terrible grandchildren"
The wild laughter at the beginning gives me LIFE.
POLYGON JACKBOX POLYGON JACKBOX
MY CROPS ARE REJUVINATED,
our prayers have been answered
it is SUCH a shame that "what weapon do you choose-- his" was an accident. that's such a GENUINELY hilarious answer to the question
josh "igor poster" rios vs. brian "wall of stringed instruments" david gilbert
brian: calls himself out about his musical instrument collection
me: guiltily glances at my 2 dozen instruments piled in the corner of the living room
I came here for Simone...but I stayed here for...Simone
Best girl
Jake Jake they’re all good girls
especially BDG
Артём Южанин All of them!
Makes sense
Brian's strange banjo wall is both visually appealing and also deeply unnerving
Especially the suspicious lack of gurdy. Where is it hiding? Is it going to sneak up on him and attack when he least expects it? Very suspicious.
Jasper Stuart The gurdy has mastered the art of stealth. It will not be found. Do not search for it.
Im intrigued that we pivoted from seeing pat's banjo wall to seeing brian's banjo wall
@@jasper3706 I suspect he can materialize the gurdy at any moment he needs it, it IS a mystical item after all.
Rachel Rachel it was part of the moustache transaction
hello josh!! he seems like an INCREDIBLY strong addition to the team, his sense humor is unparalleled, hope to see much more of him soon!
The Parking Lot Lads are a band from Doncaster, England. in 2009 their debut album hit #8 on the charts, largely on the back of their breakout single "Everything Is Rubbish (Except Drinking Cider In The Park)". They broke up before a second album could be released, and they now all have jobs in accounting and data visualisation. Last year they attempted a tenth anniversary tour, but it was cancelled after lack of ticket sales. I was endlessly disappointed, I had been looking forward to the date at my uni's student union.
can't tell if this is a true story or a god tier shitpost and i have no intention of finding out
@@roadkillrabiez in our hearts it will forever be true and thats good enough for me
"iowa" by itself isn't that funny, but "iowa (sorry to get political)" is hysterical and im still laughing
I see this game exists in the Basketball Timeline
for anyone wondering - the “hey” joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard!
good explanation cause some people mighta found that a bit hard to sit on
For anyone wondering - the "hard to sit on" joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard
Go watch that episode if you haven't. It's like a crisp pear!
@@MiseFreisin For anyone wondering the "crisp pear" joke is a reference to the wavelength episode of overboard
(at 26:10 for those of you playing at home)
The "hey" reference is at 8:11 in the Wavelength episode.
Overboard, the show where everyone goes crazy and get paid for it. Wait....that's just polygon in general.
Brian's hair floof is reaching critical levels.
This is radiating strong "puff levels are high" Vlogbrothers energy
Worst words to end a scary story: man door hand hook car door
S-a-n-d?
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and *man door hand hook car door.*
but who was phone?
8:41 the subtitles spell Croatoan as “Kratos,” which is somehow more incorrect than “Croatia”
66.67% of the squad looks like an Elizabethan bard, and honestly i live for it
Pat and Brian giving the exact same answer for Clayton’s fact is so powerful
I remember watching the old Fibbage episodes where Brian was the newbie... I think you can definitely see the changes from when someone's the "new guy" (I can always sense some awkwardness?) to them becoming regulars, and more buddy-buddy with everyone else. I can't wait to see more of Josh! And this will be fun to watch again someday :D
As soon as I saw that Wife answer I knew it was Simone.
Sometimes, the picture clayton has behind him makes it look like he is wearing cat ears
Simones outfit giving me Wednesday Adams vibes and I’m loving it
YESSSSSSSSS
simone coming through with the casual wednesday addams look
That's actually Safya Nygaard with a mask, Simone was sick that day-
I love how Brian's sense of humor here is still "don't finish the sentence" and it works every time
"He has a special sex sweater."
Mister Rogers had a sweater for EVERY occasion but only he knew which one was which.
the og’s remember the “hey”
I not too long ago realized that most Americans don't know that boomerangs are a weapon intended to snap kangaroo's necks so..... Yeah?
Oh that's sick, I thought they were for hunting small prey like rabbits or w/e the equivalent is down there
Pat doesn't need to ask questions about Simone though since they are drift compatible.
I like josh SO MUCH. He seems like a very nice boy. I trust him.
Tyler poster in the background?
Already like this dude
Feel so bad for josh he’s gotta deal with inside jokes his first vid
To be fair brian and jenna kinda had to do that with jackbox when they first started, but at least they were both new
I very much hope that “dogs can’t look up” is a deliberate reference to Shaun of the Dead, confirming once again that Jenna is a massive horror nerd
i have never heard of such a thing in my life beyond the mention in shaun of the dead, and also jenna has impeccable taste, so i assume its a pretty safe bet
@@casir.7407 It's actually a pretty common thing people used to say - that's *why* it was in Shaun of the Dead. There's definitely a good chance she was referencing its use in the movie though.
@@shadowflame68 oh i didnt know that.... dang now i am curious if they can look up or not 🤔
@@casir.7407 They can XD It's just one of those weird old wives' tale things, like "you only use ten percent of your brain"
@@shadowflame68 That's not why it was in Shaun. They were filming an episode of Spaced (the show that inspired SotD) and they had to film a scene where the dog was on the street looking up at a window. Edgar and Simon couldn't get the dog to look up so it became an inside joke which they put in the film. They eventually did get it to look up though.
Josh is nervous is this but I’m excited to see what he comes up with when he’s settled in
I really liked his jokes! I laughed the hardest at some of his.
Pat consistently getting Brian and Simone's truths right is so on brand.
Not a single soul had the idea of reusable condoms.
I thought of that too, but it feels just a bit too obvious
literally the first thing i thought of
They were an actual thing though?
I want it to be clearly stated that reusable condoms were, for a while, thought to be safe.
They are not longer considered safe. This is because any flexible structure capable of dealing with the *repeated* exposure to both friction and cleaning (usually a combination of hot water and a weak-alkaline) is sufficiently dense enough to block sperm and thin enough to feel... well, anything.
When condoms were invented, they were generally reusable. The idea that doing so is unsafe is pretty modern (and also true)
See, it's because there's no Cookie Masterson. If he was back, Pat would have stolen every game. He gives Pat energy.
Schmitty hosted the past two quiplashes though.
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that if Jenna has three siblings, she also has one?
Not exactly one, which is typically how that'd be interpreted.
Her logic in the this one is true, the other one is a lie is also bad. Either case would lead to one being true and one being a lie
@@infernalspectre ok thank you. That has bothered me since this episode came out but I thought I was the only one who noticed it bc I’ve never seen any other comments about it. I’ve gone through it like a thousand times thinking that I was losing my mind
QUIPLASH!!!! I missed these videos so much!!!!!!
Polygon Jackbox is back. Nature is healing.
3 minutes in and we are already back to piss
the pairing for "cat got your..." of "good quiplash answer" and "s" was PERFECT
funnily enough my family has had an air fryer for sonething along like five or six years and we only used it to fry french fries like once, they turn out too dry... but meat? twenty minutes, 200 degrees celsius, ends up nice and crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. just a tip 👌🏼
19:10 The best part about this is that you can _literally see the evidence on the wall behind him_
To be fair, a lot of these instruments belong to his girlfriend. So it's not as bad as it may look.
30:29 Where can I report Brian's 7th grade teacher for union busting?
I love the idea that Patrick (someone who used to have long hair but currently does not) only recently learned how to shampoo long hair
overboard is the only valid show. thank you for coming to my ted talk
West Virginian reporting in that the Yeager joke was funny.
“Something the Pope might sell on the Home Shopping Network”: Indulgences
That was my answer too, let’s be friends
"Ooh, land of milk and honey" was deeply under appreciated
32:38 im pretty sure pat received this same prompt in an episode two years ago and his response was "help"
Lemon Dissociation?
Lemon... demon?
Word dissociation?
I'M ON TO SOMETHING BOYS
The kitchen appliance one was so good because I paused after Jenna said 'someone is getting a DM from me after this', and thought "1) its going to be hilarious if Simone made the wife joke" and then after a few seconds, "wait Simone, 100 percent made the wife joke"
I'm legit pissed that one lost. Makes the game feel more like its played among co-workers than friends. Which, I guess it is.
@@kingj282 True and it made me feel like Jenna made everyone else feel like they couldn't chose it even if they felt it was funny/better.
its ok pat: “hey” is my weakness as well
Where is “hey” from asking for a friend
im lodge it’s from the wavelength episode of overboard. it is very good, highly recommended
are you uhh a horse
"Hey"
I get it! I get that reference!
All that watching old episodes of Overboard has finally paid off
...Oh, I guess also they were fun to watch, that too
shoutout to josh's missy elliot reference that was glazed over lol
That’s what sold it for me! I want to see him more unhinged, he seems like a good lad
Well, life in quarantine may be bad, but at least I'm apparently living Simone's dream by virtue of living very close to a Jin Ramen.
I appreciate you guys having captions but... they are just blatantly wrong a lot of the times and use "talking over each other" when a lot of the dialogue is clearly audible. Making these captions actually useful to the people who need them really should be a priority.
I've noticed in the past that they also censor swears even when they're not censored in the audio, which is my pet peeve
Stormagedon yeah I hate that. In this video they left out some swears but not others which is really weird.
Agreed.
@@stormagedon3852 Right? Like dang, people who use captions don't need to be infantilized
There are *tears* running down my face, I legitimately cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard
Simone looking classy af. How many honks will we get
Did NOT expect to see an Arsenic and Old Lace reference. Havent heard about that play since my high school did it freshman yeat
My neck
My back
My
The lesson I came away with after watching this video is: respect your air fryers and/or wives, folks.
Pat is still strong and loves to.. play Quiplash
I might have to go and find a video of all the Piss Constable bits from Gill and Gilbert because of all the piss here, love it
Clayton as a West Virginian I appreciated your joke
17:50 "Land of milk and honey"
I don't know why that hit so well, that was SO FREAKING WELL TIMED!
...I wonder what these guys playing DND would look like...
They play Cyberpunk Red, it's pretty good!
I would kill to see them playing DnD
Jenna just ran a short DND adventure as part of NYCC Metaverse and Josh was one of the players! It's on NYCC's channel right now but they said it would go up on the Polygon channel soon too
Also Brian was on one of D20's Fantasy High oneshots, as well as a Tablepop episode about Sonic.
god polygon jackbox always makes me happy. i know i don’t comment much on these videos anymore but i still love them!
Finally Jackbox is back, Simone can flex her funny
Josh was an absolute delight! It was awesome getting to see him on one of the overboard episodes!
The "Hey." callback had me in legit tears
I'm so glad they're willing to do this again.
“ive got a pocket, got a pocket full of milk and bees” -natasha bedingfield
Simone seems so genuinely offended about the rodeo clowns