i got a homebrewed wii and play mario kart wii online...

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  3 года назад +3447

    im amazed i didnt do better

  • @Bestintheworld17
    @Bestintheworld17 3 года назад +3942

    You know it’s Mario Kart Wii Online when everyone is Funky Kong

    • @XRAY9991
      @XRAY9991 3 года назад +104

      It's on like Funky Kong

    • @jadenm221
      @jadenm221 3 года назад +255

      You mean Donkey Kong with a bandana?

    • @jumpman2326
      @jumpman2326 3 года назад +79

      I wonder why funky kong isn’t in MK8

    • @denisjurcik7522
      @denisjurcik7522 3 года назад +7

      @Security Oli I can confirm.

    • @duckerton14
      @duckerton14 3 года назад +15

      The funky mode is eternal

  • @justmeandmythoughts9839
    @justmeandmythoughts9839 3 года назад +3789

    Nobody spoil this mans innocence as to why everyone is playing ghetto Kong , it is adorable

  • @AQ_Noops
    @AQ_Noops 3 года назад +1988

    Funky Kong: exists
    Literally only Poofesure: “ghetto biker donkey kong”

    • @JimmyFantage
      @JimmyFantage 3 года назад +72

      He's not wrong. Trust me, he's not the only one that thinks of Funky Kong that way.

    • @angelomkwii2547
      @angelomkwii2547 3 года назад +66

      @@JimmyFantage I think of Funky as a heavyweight male Daisy

    • @ricardoguzman2590
      @ricardoguzman2590 3 года назад +23

      Not him calling funky king ghetto thou

    • @thaddayyus
      @thaddayyus 3 года назад +15

      GHETTO KONG

    • @lonleylink507
      @lonleylink507 3 года назад +7

      ghetto kong

  • @lightningmcqueengayming3340
    @lightningmcqueengayming3340 3 года назад +1000

    “Why do I keep getting bad placements?”
    *Playing a kart against a room full of Funky Kong Flame Runners*

    • @SSJoby
      @SSJoby 3 года назад +7

      What’s the reason for people wearing Funky Kongs

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 3 года назад +71

      @@SSJoby funky kong + flame runner = brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @thebestworst8002
      @thebestworst8002 3 года назад +96

      @@SSJoby funky Kong is the fastest heavyweight and the flame runner is the best vehicle as it’s fast, heavy, inside drift, and a great drift stat.

    • @guyfauks2576
      @guyfauks2576 3 года назад +1

      Nah just standard kart

    • @hola-gy8te
      @hola-gy8te 3 года назад +1

      and that one jetsetter in the first race

  • @rossduncan9516
    @rossduncan9516 3 года назад +844

    Those first couple.of races just showcase the beautiful innocence of a new player stepping in to the online MKW world. Confused out of their mind as to why they are constantly losing, and why the entire room is filled with Funky Kongs and a couple of Princesses and Babies. Truely makes one remember how tryhard MKW's wifi environment is.

    • @LightningLiger
      @LightningLiger 3 года назад +29

      i was the jetsetter in the first few races of the vid lmao
      never abandoning my fast car, i love it

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 года назад +77

      As much as the term tryhard is cringe in itself, that describes it perfectly. Same with how I remember the smash community being. Final destination only, no items, no fun.

    • @LightningLiger
      @LightningLiger 3 года назад +13

      @@Otakupatriot117 smash community has gotten worse somehow

    • @herobluewarrior
      @herobluewarrior 3 года назад +53

      @@Otakupatriot117 Games like Smash Bros and Mario Kart are at there best when you fully embrace all the wackiness. Sure, you might not be able to accurately determine who the most "skilled" player is, but does that really matter if you're all having fun? I will take losing to a bob-omb or a lucky home run bat hit over a "frame perfect tipper into forward air up b" any day

    • @Pebbeyt
      @Pebbeyt 3 года назад

      @@LightningLiger What was ur name? Apparently I’m blind and can’t find it lol

  • @Veqlla
    @Veqlla 3 года назад +2246

    Poofesure: “okay 6th place, As long as I’m not last.”
    *immediately gets back in last place*

    • @Arcond
      @Arcond 3 года назад +15

      this is so funny XD!

    • @simonandrade6581
      @simonandrade6581 3 года назад +10

      That's Mario kart for ya.

    • @justadudeinthecomments9525
      @justadudeinthecomments9525 3 года назад +3

      @Spatza bro im trying to play halo mcc

    • @dante6562
      @dante6562 3 года назад

      Yeah that’s the joke

    • @ryand8406
      @ryand8406 3 года назад +2

      I know, I was dying. I went right for the comments to see if anyone called him out on it 😂

  • @ChrissGriffin2000
    @ChrissGriffin2000 3 года назад +1892

    I can just imagine the other players:
    *“Lol what loser is using Toad in dead last?”*

  • @localidiot1334
    @localidiot1334 3 года назад +777

    "I have two Wiis.. meaning I have a weewee"
    *we're dealing with a genius here, folks*

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 года назад +15

      😂 even starts with a yellow teardrop shaped cursor.
      Sorry. 🤣😂

    • @aloxx4156
      @aloxx4156 3 года назад +1

      Asher and Co. ur not funny

    • @anonymousbasketcase
      @anonymousbasketcase 2 года назад +2

      I laughed the first time I heard him say that. I'm immature. 😂

    • @beef_boi
      @beef_boi Год назад

      here's a secret, he weewee is smaller than my bun

  • @sircompliments5380
    @sircompliments5380 3 года назад +416

    "I bet I could beat the Americans"
    - Proofesure

    • @joshandstufflikethat
      @joshandstufflikethat 3 года назад +56

      Japan in World War II:

    • @sircompliments5380
      @sircompliments5380 3 года назад +10

      @@joshandstufflikethat YES AHA

    • @master_assassin8848
      @master_assassin8848 3 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @beef_boi
      @beef_boi Год назад

      I think Poof is too self-confident in himself

    • @HeyGuyNiceShot
      @HeyGuyNiceShot Год назад +2

      I was Little Z in this room. I think it’s funny I was the first American he shouted out, I was super confused why there was a toad standard kart in the room. I actually watched Poof back in the day but I never realized it was him

  • @iexist1300
    @iexist1300 3 года назад +781

    Poof: uses a bad character kart combination, barely drifts, never tricks, and has no idea what he's doing.
    Also poof: these guys must be cheating

  • @Arcond
    @Arcond 3 года назад +1674

    This video would give TWD98 a panic attack

    • @spartanretro
      @spartanretro 3 года назад +258

      I don't even play MKW competitively, but this was hard to watch

    • @ashleygrout198
      @ashleygrout198 3 года назад +88

      Can we please get him to watch this somehow lmao

    • @DeviousHabie
      @DeviousHabie 3 года назад +61

      a crossover is going to happen. It has to.

    • @lucidkangaroo8973
      @lucidkangaroo8973 3 года назад +14

      Right now I’m just waiting for him to comment

    • @matthewdarnell1183
      @matthewdarnell1183 3 года назад +31

      I was hoping him or nmeade would show up but wasn't meant to be

  • @shakefl
    @shakefl 3 года назад +320

    I could not stop laughing at 8:09. Kaden just sending it into space and Poof getting run over by a second mega mushroom who also drives off into the stratosphere. All the while, Poof is trying so hard to keep it on the track

    • @AlphaDevil2018
      @AlphaDevil2018 3 года назад +8

      Great description

    • @Mikey-1990
      @Mikey-1990 3 года назад +3

      That was hilarious XD

    • @lightningmcqueengayming3340
      @lightningmcqueengayming3340 3 года назад +35

      Jimbob threw away his chances at victory solely to fuck with a guy who already had no chance of winning in his lightweight kart. Respect.

    • @nintendero65
      @nintendero65 3 года назад +1

      I cant stop laughing when I see that part 😂😂

  • @chillinndrinkin4595
    @chillinndrinkin4595 3 года назад +563

    Poofesure: In Last Place
    Mario Kart: Lets give this man a single mushroom

    • @cb-stops2777
      @cb-stops2777 3 года назад +3

      lmao underrated comment

    • @queenobamaii3736
      @queenobamaii3736 3 года назад +20

      Theorists on their way to explain why the item cap is taken up already because the bill is in use or held the shock is cooled down or held three stars are in use or held and 2 goldens are in use or held

    • @HeyGuyNiceShot
      @HeyGuyNiceShot 3 года назад +1

      Dude it’s funny cuz you can get a single mushroom all the way up in 2nd place

    • @larry702
      @larry702 3 года назад +5

      @@queenobamaii3736 I actually was lmfao

    • @queenobamaii3736
      @queenobamaii3736 3 года назад +8

      @Spatza what did anything we said have to do with your opinion? We weren’t even on that topic atheist.

  • @BlockByteMC
    @BlockByteMC 3 года назад +108

    9:26 If you didn't know Poofesure, that is called a target shock. The definition is when someone looks at the mini map to see where you are and then purposely shocks you off into the void by looking on the mini map where to see where you are, so they can catch up to you more easily.

  • @thepersonwhoasked9475
    @thepersonwhoasked9475 3 года назад +66

    "Why is everyone playing as ghetto Donkey Kong with a bandana?" made me laugh way too hard.

  • @makattack8180
    @makattack8180 3 года назад +1035

    I feel like Poofesure is what you picture when you talk about people who rage online

  • @prometheuslens7825
    @prometheuslens7825 3 года назад +680

    Not only is he a light weight, but also hes using a cart instead of a bike

    • @7-BIT
      @7-BIT 3 года назад +80

      Well it’s not like he knows how to do a wheelie anyway

    • @SSJoby
      @SSJoby 3 года назад +3

      @@7-BIT what’s the reason for people to wear Funky Kong

    • @MakenaForest
      @MakenaForest 3 года назад +49

      @@SSJoby funky kong has a speed stat of +6. when combined with the flame runner, it is the second fastest vehicle in the game. the fastest is a kart so it lacks inside drift and wheelies, making it unviable on most courses

    • @angelomkwii2547
      @angelomkwii2547 3 года назад +17

      @@MakenaForest Funky has a speed stat of +4, and the sneakster, sprinter, flame flyer, spear, and jetsetter are all faster, but yeah Funky+Flame Runner is the best combo

    • @punjabiman6973
      @punjabiman6973 3 года назад +1

      @@MakenaForest actually it’s +4

  • @landonbrown7528
    @landonbrown7528 3 года назад +206

    “I have two Wii’s meaning I have a Wii Wii” 🤣
    Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @Real_ObamaGaming69
    @Real_ObamaGaming69 3 года назад +107

    I like how he bought a homebrewed wii to do something you can do without homebrew.

    • @10msplits
      @10msplits 3 года назад

      How?

    • @10msplits
      @10msplits 3 года назад +1

      @@willevensen7130 Wii. I already have homebrew set up, I'm just curious as to how you can do it without, for friends.

    • @TheMasonfrom3R
      @TheMasonfrom3R 3 года назад +7

      @@10msplits You just type in a custom DNS in the settings, and click the user agreement. It will show something with Wiimmfi, and you just insert the disc, and you're good!

    • @10msplits
      @10msplits 3 года назад +5

      @@TheMasonfrom3R impressive! Thanks for letting me know

  • @StarChimera3123
    @StarChimera3123 3 года назад +776

    Poof: Plays Mario kart Wii online
    Japanese Funky Kong player: I’m gonna ruin this man’s whole career.

    • @joooanit0224
      @joooanit0224 3 года назад +8

      Hahaha woww soo funny!

    • @RealCloverlol
      @RealCloverlol 3 года назад

      @@joooanit0224 ikr 👉🙄👈

    • @LSTNSCRFN
      @LSTNSCRFN 3 года назад +2

      Japanese Bots 😂

    • @Andrux0821
      @Andrux0821 3 года назад +1

      Ghetto kong lol

    • @PetikG
      @PetikG 3 года назад +5

      What year are we in again? 2019? Why and how is the "I'm about to end this man's career." meme still alive?

  • @rizique9584
    @rizique9584 3 года назад +58

    8:31
    "TOAD! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"
    Back to Earth obviously lmao

    • @fco64
      @fco64 3 года назад +3

      Make sense

  • @LAZZAMCPE
    @LAZZAMCPE 3 года назад +2004

    Makes me want to dust off the wii watching these videos 🤣

    • @FactorZ03
      @FactorZ03 3 года назад +73

      Bro I still play my Wii most of the time bruh Mario and sonic 2012 olympics games is fire

    • @youripaddress
      @youripaddress 3 года назад +3

      @Oweenoween wait wtf

    • @legendwonderz758
      @legendwonderz758 3 года назад +4

      I did!

    • @defectumdefectum9642
      @defectumdefectum9642 3 года назад +2

      Ggs on 100k subs (:

    • @legendwonderz758
      @legendwonderz758 3 года назад +7

      @@FactorZ03 yeah i rember that i mostly was in the snowy town with the shops and stuff

  • @chajas5529
    @chajas5529 3 года назад +24

    5:52 ‘I’m 16 miles behind the closest fucking McDonald’s’
    I love that 🤣😂

  • @iliaschaikalis8579
    @iliaschaikalis8579 3 года назад +99

    Considering how awful he is at the game and that he's using a kart, he actually did better than I expected (at least in the second room with 4k vr players, he wouldn't have gotten better than 10th in the 9k vr room)

  • @faby6879
    @faby6879 3 года назад +488

    "Why is everyone Donkey Kong with a bandana?" Oh boi where should I start

    • @GiveBackWhatIO
      @GiveBackWhatIO 3 года назад +10

      Too late someone flabbed

    • @faby6879
      @faby6879 3 года назад +8

      @Spatza How dare you claiming Funky isn't real!

    • @Averyaveragedeskin
      @Averyaveragedeskin 3 года назад

      @@faby6879 lmao

    • @aristoshii
      @aristoshii 3 года назад

      you start by explaining the two different types of drift

    • @Flairisfair
      @Flairisfair 3 года назад +1

      im surprised he didnt come across more daisy's

  • @AlphaUru
    @AlphaUru 3 года назад +130

    He's finding out what the other side of Mario Kart Wii is like...

  • @acidic-artsdaniel2148
    @acidic-artsdaniel2148 3 года назад +151

    If Poofesure continues to play this game online and learns the meta of this game, I wonder if he’ll start trying to use the Bullet Bike with Toad instead to keep the Toad consistency.

    • @LightningLiger
      @LightningLiger 3 года назад +18

      the issue isnt him needing to use an inside drift bike as much as him just not using straight up wack combos
      he'd probably do just fine in a mini beast considering its faster and has much more mini turbo

    • @MakenaForest
      @MakenaForest 3 года назад +11

      @@LightningLiger the dude doesn't drift enough to get use out of a high mini turbo stat

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 3 года назад +3

      This man saw the future

  • @chilet_
    @chilet_ 3 года назад +17

    1:02 Little Z: “Mario Kart Wii is one of my best games so this should be pretty easy”

  • @kaimystic1949
    @kaimystic1949 3 года назад +633

    “Why is everyone using the bandana donkey kong?”
    ... *H e d o e s n ‘ t k n o w*

    • @jblue1018
      @jblue1018 3 года назад +27

      Shhh, let's keep it that way

    • @Cosmos6745
      @Cosmos6745 3 года назад +2

      I don’t get it.

    • @7-BIT
      @7-BIT 3 года назад +15

      @@MrEWhiteYT that bike being the flame runner

    • @famousyoutuber4861
      @famousyoutuber4861 3 года назад +18

      Spear is faster but the drift stat doesn’t make it see any play really online

    • @blackxprice
      @blackxprice 3 года назад +2

      NO ONE TELL HIM

  • @skyminoffline
    @skyminoffline 3 года назад +113

    4:40 the reason why you cant find a bullet is because someone is holding the bullet and someone else is holding the shock, there can only be 1 of each and since the lobby is so try hard they are holding their items for lap 2 or 3 LOL

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @carlitos_2player
      @carlitos_2player 2 года назад +4

      Oh they literally want the world to burn

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 5 месяцев назад

      I actually never knew this, that’s fucked up

  • @inksans3150
    @inksans3150 3 года назад +197

    His scream sounds like all his inner demons are trying to get out

  • @tracysayles1388
    @tracysayles1388 3 года назад +44

    I love how he still has yet to learn how to avoid a pow

    • @OrpheusWasAPoorBoy
      @OrpheusWasAPoorBoy 3 года назад +10

      Or do any trick

    • @AZ-dd2wg
      @AZ-dd2wg 3 года назад

      How do you actually avoid a pow,

    • @jadedshade3136
      @jadedshade3136 3 года назад +4

      @@AZ-dd2wg You have to shake the remote (or use whatever other method you use to do a stunt on a given controller) right as the POW goes off. You’ll still lose your item and spin once, but you’re able to keep moving, in comparison to just being stopped like when you don’t

  • @RandomnessMusician
    @RandomnessMusician 3 года назад +25

    We need a Poof and TWD98 collab. It would be too powerful

  • @inozia5547
    @inozia5547 3 года назад +376

    Probably the most underrated wii investor ever

    • @7-BIT
      @7-BIT 3 года назад +6

      This man has 1.8 million subs. He isn’t underrated.

    • @broswrd
      @broswrd 3 года назад +13

      @@7-BIT he doesn’t get a crazy amount of views tho

    • @7-BIT
      @7-BIT 3 года назад +7

      @@broswrd he gets over 200k views each video. Again, not underrated.

    • @TexanSilver
      @TexanSilver 3 года назад +11

      @@7-BIT I don't think you know what "underrated" means

    • @coltkillergaming5685
      @coltkillergaming5685 3 года назад

      @@7-BIT underrated as in people who don’t watch people who play the wii or casual people don’t know him

  • @jzd
    @jzd 3 года назад +86

    1:47 "Holy sh*t I'm not in last!"
    *Proceeds to come last the next three games*

  • @kek-senpai243
    @kek-senpai243 3 года назад +447

    Everyone is funky Kong since he's a fast character.

    • @Arcond
      @Arcond 3 года назад +57

      And the flame runner is a fast bike

    • @Arcond
      @Arcond 3 года назад +44

      if u aren't funky ur daisy mach

    • @BlondishOpossum
      @BlondishOpossum 3 года назад +14

      Also the Funky Kong / Bowser Bike (Flame Runner) combo is beyond busted on every level.

    • @declanlynch430
      @declanlynch430 3 года назад +14

      @@Arcond The flame runner also has the best miniturbo and inside drift. Funky is also a heavy, so he doesnt lose in bump battles either.

    • @jimmydams742
      @jimmydams742 3 года назад +7

      @@declanlynch430 mach has better mini turbo that flame runner, people only use flame runner for the speed and weight it has over mach

  • @bfrazer8696
    @bfrazer8696 3 года назад +23

    "What map is this" had me so shocked, DK Mountain was my favorite map when I had double dash as a kid

    • @ItsKevin183
      @ItsKevin183 3 года назад

      The cruise ship was my favorite, the nostalgia hits hard thinking about Double Dash

  • @yq_7865
    @yq_7865 3 года назад +50

    "Why is everyone using donkey kong with a bandana?"
    Funky Kong: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

  • @jacksoncherry9383
    @jacksoncherry9383 3 года назад +105

    As soon as I saw him surrounded by funky kongs on bikes I knew he was in danger

  • @brynn8077
    @brynn8077 3 года назад +245

    toad surrounded by all the funky kongs has the same energy as that picture of the little white girl sitting on the couch with a group of large black men standing behind her

    • @zoccer1972
      @zoccer1972 9 месяцев назад +2

      💀💀💀💀

  • @jakethecreeper7840
    @jakethecreeper7840 3 года назад +294

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @EastSaintNick
    @EastSaintNick 3 года назад +16

    the DK with the bandana on the bike is what the fanbase has come to know as the fastest charecter in game

  • @zaccyiswaccy56
    @zaccyiswaccy56 3 года назад +19

    "Ghetto kong" and daisy have the best speed statistics

  • @last2940
    @last2940 3 года назад +57

    The fact that he doesn’t know as much just makes this video so good

  • @NF30
    @NF30 3 года назад +34

    3:07 There's that sweet sound I was waiting for

  • @Dellors-Civic
    @Dellors-Civic 3 года назад +98

    “Maybe the game knows I suck or something”
    Hmm, if only there were some tangible way to determine a player’s skill, maybe something like, oh I don’t know, a virtual ranking.

  • @freebird1621
    @freebird1621 3 года назад +20

    8:40 did funky kong enter a black hole?

  • @levikelly1541
    @levikelly1541 3 года назад +5

    15:33 “Yeah I think we’re going to get 4th” *Green shelled* “WAAHHHHH”

  • @ProBotGamming
    @ProBotGamming 3 года назад +340

    Anyone want to teach Poof that Funky Kong with flame runner is the fastest?

    • @cb-stops2777
      @cb-stops2777 3 года назад +37

      TWD98 👀

    • @cb-stops2777
      @cb-stops2777 3 года назад +35

      Also tell him about CTGP

    • @givepaddytheemmy4535
      @givepaddytheemmy4535 3 года назад +33

      If you don’t pick either Mach Bike or Flamerunner with Daisy/Funky kong online and you aren’t pro then you’re fukt

    • @CarlosHernandez-el4oc
      @CarlosHernandez-el4oc 3 года назад +9

      Spear is the fastest but it can’t drift

    • @queenobamaii3736
      @queenobamaii3736 3 года назад +1

      @@givepaddytheemmy4535 luigis and rosies are also meta in some scenarios

  • @the_pichu_dude
    @the_pichu_dude 3 года назад +144

    The reason why everyone is that “donkey kong” character with the bike is because he’s the best character in this game. Funky Kong + the Flame runner = the best combo in mario kart wii

    • @FBSnagle
      @FBSnagle 3 года назад +3

      No its funky kong you 5 year okd bum

    • @luissaucedo394
      @luissaucedo394 3 года назад +17

      Are you saying I can no longer use my favorite combo of dry bones bullet bike quiet

    • @howlnwolf3321
      @howlnwolf3321 3 года назад +6

      Luigi and Daisy are front runners as the two other good characters other then Funky Kong

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 3 года назад +4

      @@FBSnagle dunky kong

    • @christianrara5488
      @christianrara5488 3 года назад +3

      Rosa >> Luigi if we're talking "good"

  • @lebaukirat8307
    @lebaukirat8307 3 года назад +59

    Poofsure: starts playing online
    Funky kong with a flame runner: I am inevitable

  • @Bentendo1287
    @Bentendo1287 Год назад +4

    The funny part is that everyone is playing as Funky Kong except for Toad who kept sitting in 12th

  • @delighted9062
    @delighted9062 2 года назад +3

    "TOAD!! YOU ARE SUCH A HUMONGOUS PIECE OF SHIT-
    *Toad crying in despair*

  • @alexandergilles8583
    @alexandergilles8583 3 года назад +136

    TWD98 would have a stroke watching this 😂😂😂

    • @j-man7737
      @j-man7737 3 года назад +12

      Who would win in his 200cc KO tournament? TWD98 or Poofesure? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cb-stops2777
      @cb-stops2777 3 года назад +2

      @@j-man7737 is that a question 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @j-man7737
      @j-man7737 3 года назад +22

      @@cb-stops2777 Nope. The question is, how fast can TWD98 lap Poofesure! 😂

    • @ohgeeia
      @ohgeeia 3 года назад +13

      I saw beef boss in one of TWD98's online rooms, I wonder if it was Poofesure 😭

    • @calebness8169
      @calebness8169 3 года назад +3

      @@ohgeeia me toooooo I was so confused

  • @octokenzie
    @octokenzie 3 года назад +75

    “If we have someone from Japan, I’m going to lose.”

    • @bian7744
      @bian7744 3 года назад +13

      The Germans probably said that 2 years into WWII

    • @stardustdragon1498
      @stardustdragon1498 3 года назад +4

      He said the same thing about us Canadians too lol

    • @pleaseenteraname3684
      @pleaseenteraname3684 3 года назад +14

      Hitler: Fuck, there’s an Italian on my team. Gg

    • @miigi-p4939
      @miigi-p4939 3 года назад +3

      octavia pfp

    • @octokenzie
      @octokenzie 3 года назад +4

      @@miigi-p4939 i see you’re one of culture as well

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 года назад +16

    Poofesure: “ I think we’re going to get 4th and I think we’re gonna have to be happy about it”
    Green Shell: Poor Choice of Words

    • @mike_7696
      @mike_7696 3 года назад

      No 11th place for u hehe

  • @juicewrld822
    @juicewrld822 2 года назад +6

    *Poofesure:* 6:59 "We have a bunch of fck’n Donkey Kongs w/ bandannas again!”
    My hysterical type emotion: *DEFINITELY ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER*

  • @thekrispyprince7463
    @thekrispyprince7463 3 года назад +11

    He felt more emotions in this one video than he did in the rest of his RUclips career

  • @mrmagicmeme
    @mrmagicmeme 3 года назад +41

    13:57 Top 10 Satisfying Moments in Anime

    • @DKHurricane14
      @DKHurricane14 3 года назад +2

      That was so clean

    • @Sardine_Sandwich
      @Sardine_Sandwich 3 года назад +3

      That was some TAS shit there man

    • @karunk7050
      @karunk7050 3 года назад

      I’m surprised he knew how to do that properly given the rest lol

  • @huntersmith2595
    @huntersmith2595 3 года назад +22

    My wii table tennis career has made me almost
    Shatter my wii remote: Correction, I have shattered a wii remote

  • @LOLNATIONCH
    @LOLNATIONCH 3 года назад +28

    Him wondering why everyone the same character and same bike. LOL

  • @herecomedatboi1756
    @herecomedatboi1756 3 года назад +5

    Ahhh the sweet sweet innocence of someone playing mk wii online for the first time

  • @clonetrooper8664
    @clonetrooper8664 3 года назад +7

    9:14 " a good solder always follows orders"

  • @Fatal1Inch
    @Fatal1Inch 3 года назад +79

    Poof: “I’m ok with 4th”
    Green shell: “Why yes but, actually *NO* “

  • @PubicGore
    @PubicGore 3 года назад +86

    At this rate, there will be a TWD98 and Poofesure collaboration.

  • @simplyg7892
    @simplyg7892 3 года назад +59

    Poofesure sure does a good Toad voice when he’s angrily screaming lol

    • @beef_boi
      @beef_boi Год назад +1

      all he said to me was "shut the fuck up Beef Boss"

  • @tmol
    @tmol 3 года назад +59

    How many likes to come play Wii mario kart with you in person?

  • @tranazzi
    @tranazzi Год назад +2

    11:53 “If missing boxes was a sport” bro that timing was impeccable

  • @handles7086
    @handles7086 3 года назад +6

    Nobody spoil the mans noobiness in the game with the whole funky kong flame runner thing. I find it very funny

  • @Versitax
    @Versitax 3 года назад +69

    “Maybe I can get Little Z.”

    • @webbymeppy3423
      @webbymeppy3423 3 года назад +2

      Ay imagine it was the actual little z (probably not tho)

    • @tristenk02
      @tristenk02 3 года назад +6

      @@webbymeppy3423 Little Z is Australian not American 😂

    • @roykalager2360
      @roykalager2360 3 года назад +4

      @@tristenk02 he could be using a VPN
      Speaking of VPNs heres are sponsor Nord Shark Gamer VPN you can change where you live while playing online games... thats it...

    • @tristenk02
      @tristenk02 3 года назад +1

      @@roykalager2360 Incredible, my life is complete

    • @HeyGuyNiceShot
      @HeyGuyNiceShot 3 года назад +1

      I was little z, I thought it was a fake poofesure at first

  • @joelschmoelie
    @joelschmoelie 3 года назад +60

    Now I want to see Poof vs Troy race .

    • @jotting2349
      @jotting2349 3 года назад +8

      He would get absolutely destroyed

    • @Doshalot
      @Doshalot 3 года назад +9

      Troy wheel jet setter 50cc
      Poof funky flame 150cc
      I’d still bet on Troy

    • @jotting2349
      @jotting2349 3 года назад

      @@Doshalot lol same

    • @iexist1300
      @iexist1300 3 года назад

      Maby he could try the beginner shortcut challenge

    • @beef_boi
      @beef_boi Год назад

      Spoiler Alert! he didn't, Troy shitted in him

  • @WasOwned
    @WasOwned 3 года назад +19

    As someone who watches TWD98 all the time, this is a new experience :)

    • @darthhydreigon820
      @darthhydreigon820 3 года назад +1

      I have never heard someone call funky kong "donkey kong" or "diddy kong". But yes, this is new

    • @Back-Space.
      @Back-Space. 3 года назад

      Same lol

  • @SuperCryptic9
    @SuperCryptic9 3 года назад +8

    15:58 “Do I drive differently-“
    *Y E S*
    But for real try using a nunchuk, drift basically all the time (to some degree), and like hold the item button when you get bananas or shells

  • @Generichomeboy
    @Generichomeboy 3 года назад +8

    8:14 that was a hit and run if I’ve ever seen one.

  • @redbunn2282
    @redbunn2282 3 года назад +28

    When Poof rages he sounds like a Nerdy vers of Wildcat lmao

  • @deathblock901
    @deathblock901 3 года назад +47

    Funky Kong and Daisy are the meta in this game, that’s why you are losing and you see those characters a lot

    • @gamingpolice589
      @gamingpolice589 3 года назад +1

      Baby characters koopa troopa and dry bones I usually see a fair amount of

    • @EE-vb4me
      @EE-vb4me 3 года назад +6

      dont matter if theyre meta and he can still barely turn for his life

    • @aristoshii
      @aristoshii 3 года назад +12

      it's not funky kong and daisy, it's flame runner and mach bike specifically. outside of time trials, it really doesn't matter what character you use. it is 100% about which vehicle you pick.

    • @kalifiedmk6
      @kalifiedmk6 3 года назад

      @@gamingpolice589 baby daisy and baby luigi are the best for mini weight

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 года назад

      The character doesn’t make much of a difference. It’s about the vehicle. Funky Kong is only slightly faster than Bowser but Bowser has the weight and drift advantage.

  • @dynamo5326
    @dynamo5326 3 года назад +13

    3:57 its meta, funky kong has the best stats for racing

  • @garrettgarner438
    @garrettgarner438 3 года назад +13

    1:11 Japan during the attack on Pearl Harbor.

  • @svnflwrxsvn
    @svnflwrxsvn 3 года назад +18

    it makes sense he played as toad, he kinda sounds like him when he screams💀💀

  • @cadetronic3122
    @cadetronic3122 3 года назад +23

    Love how confused he is as to why everyone is funky kong

  • @andrewhaines1108
    @andrewhaines1108 3 года назад +15

    0:05 “meaning I have a wii wii” Poofesure 2021

  • @austinwestbrook3091
    @austinwestbrook3091 3 года назад +7

    Every character has different stat bonuses in this game. However they are not quite as important as the vehicle. You could still choose toad but use the bullet bike for example and be much better off. The reason most people use funky kong is because his bonus is mainly speed and the flame runner bike is considered one of the best bikes in the game (the other one being Mach bike which peach and daisy can ride). Bullet bike isn’t too far behind those two but online lag really highlights it’s poor weight stat which makes it tough to race with. Hope this helps

  • @fluffy3401
    @fluffy3401 3 года назад +11

    Quick Tip: I recommend shaking the wii remote up and down every time you hit a bump

  • @WindWerehog
    @WindWerehog 2 года назад

    yo, Mario Kart Wii Amateur and 8 Expert here, lemme give you a few tips.
    0:17 we start here. there are only 4 karts that are remotely viable in this game, standard is not one of them.
    0:24 you can use a Pro Controller, a Gamecube controller, or even just attach a Nunchuk, all those are infinitely superior to a single Wii Remote.
    3:02 shoulda drifted there.
    3:53 Poof, you sweet, innocent child. the meta of MKWii revolves around using Funky Kong, Daisy and sometimes Luigi.
    5:52 you can trick here
    7:41 high places and beating people higher than you give vr
    7:59 you can trick here too: electric boogaloo
    10:55 trying to trick when a POW goes out will let you "parry" it, sort of
    14:27 you can trick here 3: revenge of the sith
    14:42 you can trick here 4: the continental drift
    15:59 yep.
    16:03, no, that will only end your Wii Remote. i mean, it should, but afte Wii Party i doubt that thing can even break.

  • @mrmagicmeme
    @mrmagicmeme 3 года назад +4

    1:40 Mario Circuit
    3:41 DS Peach Circuit
    5:42 Toad's Factory
    6:55 GCN DK Mountain
    7:47 Rainbow Road
    9:11 Mushroom Gorge
    10:11 Coconut Mall
    11:14 SNES Mario Circuit 3
    12:14 DS Delfino Square
    12:37 N64 Bowser's Castle
    13:24 Bowser's Castle

  • @Goobie7
    @Goobie7 3 года назад +34

    Why is everyone Diddy kong with a bandana
    Welcome to mariokart wii and all the funky kongs

  • @spineyshel1276
    @spineyshel1276 3 года назад +16

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALMOST A YEAR 😁😁

  • @Brandonjoon1
    @Brandonjoon1 3 года назад +14

    Poof: "I'm going to get 4th."
    Random green shell: *"Are you sure about that?"*

  • @luc13ie71
    @luc13ie71 3 года назад +9

    3:48 I’m surprised he doesn’t know why their all playing funky Kong (If you didn’t know he has the fastest speed in the game)

  • @fortunecookie8312
    @fortunecookie8312 3 года назад +9

    He really said "I don't press the 2 button hard enough" looool

  • @MarkareeChamp85_YT
    @MarkareeChamp85_YT 3 года назад +22

    4:14 Toad will not be happy when he hears this

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 года назад

      Especially since he'd be a lot better if he was using the Bullet Bike or Mini Beast and knew how to play the game lmao. It still falls short of the Flame Runner most times, but at least it's somewhat comparable in speed and ability to take tight turns (especially the Bullet Bike of course having the all-important inside drift).

  • @nathanvontollivervincegill7857
    @nathanvontollivervincegill7857 3 года назад +8

    He was practically playing a solo match on the second game

  • @abril9792
    @abril9792 3 года назад +3

    is no one gonna talk about how funky kong yelled and then disappeared at 8:42 🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @campbellblock3061
      @campbellblock3061 3 года назад

      Lag

    • @abril9792
      @abril9792 3 года назад

      @@campbellblock3061 no I know it’s lag but it’s just funny 😭

  • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
    @AWasteOfYourTime8205 Год назад +2

    " I have a wii wii" those words cure depression

  • @raider4341
    @raider4341 3 года назад +8

    Poofesure is the embodiment of rage when you play online

  • @gavinschulz
    @gavinschulz 3 года назад +11

    Now he needs to play Mario Kart Wii CTGP-R.

  • @jbomb7867
    @jbomb7867 2 года назад +11

    Honestly impressive for wii wheelin it on the standard kart.

  • @99NetworkStudios
    @99NetworkStudios 3 года назад +5

    As someone that’s been playing this game since 2010
    This hurts to watch

  • @brivyyy
    @brivyyy 3 года назад +8

    12:58
    *Me in fourth grade when I was talking to the pretty girl and the popular boy comes and takes her away*