Are You Serious?? - Baka Mitai
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everyone gangsta till the move history is colorful
everyone gangsta till the move history looks like a wildfire
@@Epsa_ everyone gangsta till the move history looks like California
everyone gangsta till the move history looks like candy corn
Everyone gangsta until your not
Everyone gansta until fall comes around in the match history
“ I think I played pretty well. Let’s check the analysis to see how I did”
Whattt? How did I do 49 blunders?? I hope nobody sees my game and makes it to a meme.
@Bacon Hair Average centipawn loss: 470
Your opponent's: 512
1% accuracy?
That’s a new record!
"Huh... I guess I played so well even stockfish couldn't keep up with my brilliant brilliance! That or it's just broken rn"
Stockfish: Could I please kill you?
My only disappointment is that it didn't end in a stalemate
Same. When I saw the video ending I thought about a stalemate but the King had one remaining square to go.
I prefer it when the video ends with blundering all pieces on the king
We've oficially dropped the neuron count to 4.
2. I quit!
That's more than the amount of brain cells I have, sir.
0.000000000001
epic, four brian cells
Wait, you still know how to count?
It is amazing how they are always able to find the worst move possible. Truly masters.
the true power of bm's
Dude I don't even play chess, and I have no idea what the thought process was
very cool
Day 2 of being here to see those people who lose their brain cells watching this.
As a wise man once said - "....you can't lose what you've never had, but you can always go into debt."
This made me lose every bit of chess knowledge i had
im losing brain cells because of the editor putting a goddamn "ATOmiK SpLitU" on every missed take
Plot twist: this is an antichess game and white won
You’re paying for my therapy
Your
@@costcotheballer8171 bruh
@@costcotheballer8171 bruh
@@costcotheballer8171 bruh
@@costcotheballer8171 bruh
Everyone forgetting that the Bishop needed to charge his power before being able to take on a rook
Lost footage of Italian generals acting out Mussolini's planned invasion of Turkey, 1941 colorized
Congratulations! You have achieved screenshot status!
Oh, my, goodness.
We are certainly fortunate that the people who had the ability to dominate the world played 100 elo moves
I’ve never gotten this far into baka mitai
Alternate Title: A peaceful war between 2 sides in which nobody wants to hurt each other, and ends up hurting our brain
Oh man, I just found out that "Dame Da Ne/Baka Mitai" means "that won't do, so foolish". It all makes sense now. 🤣
This analysis table's color is warmer than the world's coronavirus table.
"You play chess?"
'Yeah, I know how the thingies move"
"But do you know how to move accordingly?"
"Umm... what?"
I know how the pieces (not pawns yet) move
They were just trying to teach us the 3 main warm colors
I’m surprised the computer didn’t shut down from an online aneurysm from analyzing that game
i die every time he casts atomic splot
After clicking on the video and seeing the colors of the analysis, I knew it was gonna be a good video.
it’s like leaves in fall, smh
“On move 5 we have a position never reached before”
"No you can't take with your bishop, it hasnt moved yet!"
3:01:He finally came to know how the bishop moves
This hurt me in many ways. LMAO
I love the sword thing when he doesn't attack. 🤣
1:52 killed me with repeating it
Atomic split!
Whats anime?
bro i'm just imagining that rook on b4 like shaking for their life like "bruh please don't kill me" it be like that sometimes man lmao
Whenever I feel down because I missed some tactic in a match I just watch this then I feel a lot better
I think both players just forgot how each chess piece moves
Like when black blocked white's bishop with their horse to prevent white's bishop from taking their *bishop* at 1:30
The sheer number of *atomic split-* was so hilarious that this game almost seems scripted
Watching this video brings me mental and physical pain oh my god.
bruh all of this baka mitai chess gameplay is showing up in my recommendation and I love it and I love chess also lol
Even my 1000 rated brain got tortured by this game
Love these dame da ne videos ;)
It is called baka mitai
@@enzosutisna646 umm AchSHuaLLy
"Mate in 2"
More like stalemate in 60
How is this even possible?!
Get 2 people who have never played and need to be reminded every turn how the pieces move.
wow, thats me
jk im worse
Is that even posible
@@Nokia-hv2jn trust me I'm grossly bad
@@colbymeyer6626 no not posible what is your rating
@@Nokia-hv2jn 154
@@colbymeyer6626 if it helps i climbed 200 points without learning an opening or some kind of tutorial you just gotta not stop trying
I already just had 2 brain cells. Now i have only 3 left.
Yes
Damn the analysis showing the moves reminds me of autumn
My brain hurts when i see these matches
When the strategic tactical mathematic analysis game turns to pure comedy 😂
Black: hangs both a rook and a horse
White: proceeds to take neither. Would make sense if he didn’t see Bxh8 but not taking on c6 is just worthy of a “what the fu-“
Damn, the movelist looks so colorful
The atomic splitttooo got me everytime lmao
I don't know shit about the strategies on chess but the analysis looks lime a painting and I think Its starting to hurt my brain as well
You Know once Twice Thrice is Funny But 10 Times is Annoying "Atomic Split Smash"
The move list is so beautiful! It looks like a glorious autumn tree.
Please tell me those were two neural networks at their first learning stage, can't be real human beings...
if you dont blunder atleast 10 times a game, ur just bad and u should quit chess.
This just shows lower elo's ignore bishop lines 😑
Hey man, i have a ridiculous match but i dont know how to edit videos, give me your mail to send it to you
I didn't even know 145 rating was possible. It probably takes more time to find a match with that rating than with 3000
It's like they just moved the piece that they thought looked cool.
The repeated “Atohmik splitteh”s were pretty hilarious.
Please tell me all these mistakes were on purpose. Im not even good at chess and this pains me
They have only 100+ elo, no wonder they played so badly. I'm elo 600 and I still blundered so hard, although not as bad as this one.
My brain gets damaged as i see 200 rating gameplay 😭
This is basically pogchamps 😂😂
You have achieved screenshot status! Congratulations!
Bro if GothamChess sees this game, he will die.
the analisys thing there looks like the leafs in a forest in autumn
Im losing my whole brain watching this.
Theory theory more theory more more theory all theory!
There were some chess in those blunders.
drunk gms playing chess on alts
Move history lookin like the rainbow
Holy shit the moves look like 69s teeth
I demand a refund of my braincells
you sure this is not fog of war :^)
i am in indescribable pain even though this is how my games look
3:09
Why does the engine rate that bishop move as “good”? Black has Rook d7, which forks the king and just wins a free bishop.
Edit: never mind, Black has pawn f3 check, which wins the knight and puts the pawn in a position to promote. Of course, I doubt Black would have seen that move given… everything else in this video.
Oh my only 3 views
A typical 150 rated game
Damn this video made the crap out of me to laugh
Ohh no my brain cells!
My eyes hurt.. Please stop
Rd7 wins a bishop 3:11
The chess moves section looks very colorful, combination of red, orange and yellow and white colors...
A game for the ages.
That’s just awfull
Player: I think I did pretty good
After looking the analysis
Player: looks colourful 😁
What’s the lowest cap score possible, 0.1?
100
...Atomic Split!
I lost sooo many brain cells watching this , even when I only learned the rules of chess I wasn't this bad lol
I didn't understand they are just playing chess what so funny about it it's serious game
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They're playing pacifist chess, where you don't attack enemy pieces
Atomic Splitu
I will just say.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When the dark bishop took the rook....i felt that.
Atomic Split-
Atomic Split-
Atomic Split-
Atomic Split-
Atomic Split-
It's not working... I have to change my strategy...
Hell's Firah!
And for good measure, let's add 100 more of those to make sure the enemy stays dead :P
On another note, I counted 47 half moves (out of 102) that weren't yellow, light orange, deep orange or red. And if we exclude the first 4 half moves (opening), that leasves 43 white moves out of 98 :P
And I'm fairly confident if white didn't run out of time, black would have stalemated within 2 to 3 moves :P
The analysis really be lookin like the South Ossetian flag
These guys be like the Italian army in WW2 and the Turkish army in WW1
New players seem to have bipolar attitudes when it comes to queens. One second, they're putting it behind layers of vulnerable pieces. Next second, they're letting it charge with callous disregard.
They have to be five right nobody should lose so much till there 145 like how I just started and I played like 15 games and im 1000
Me see the thumbnail with 0,4 accuracy
Also me: still better than me with 30 losing streak and average accuracy 0
I think the move history is celebrating pride day.
who in the right mind would play like this .... I wondered... I would then go on to realize it was an elo 100-200 rated players
I was about to put the "Atomic Split" Anime on my MAL but it came from Cautious Hero which is already on the list
You could tell the top was 200 because he broke the secret rule of 100, you can’t take a queen with a queen
that was both pathetic, painful, funny and instructive.
The white pawns' unflinching assault and the black queen's retreat one tile at a time are the best part, fight me
If white didn't run out of time black would've won by checkmate in juat 49 moves