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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 153

  • @pantonfire
    @pantonfire  Год назад +29

    5 points to anyone that can provide a translation of what the "HR lady" says at the end :).
    P.S. Doing shows in Bangalore & Coimbatore this weekend - sorabhpant.com (more cities being added).

    • @GirishRJ
      @GirishRJ Год назад +2

      Standard answer of HR reps - We will get back to you 😂

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      @@GirishRJ Na na - it's more than that. That was pseudo-scripted also.

  • @nehalmahuli9242
    @nehalmahuli9242 Год назад +67

    Damn! Sorabh just did something I've seen very few comics accomplish. A punchline of no words. When the HR lady is put on mute, getting the audience to lose their minds while absolutely nothing was being said is such a difficult task.
    Kudos Sorabh!🙌🏽

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +23

      I'm funny when I don't talk. Thanks :-P.

    • @umangdesai6408
      @umangdesai6408 Год назад +2

      @@pantonfire lol

    • @nehalmahuli9242
      @nehalmahuli9242 Год назад

      @@pantonfire hahaha, just came back to watch this video and noticed your comment.
      I meant this kinda reminded me of Bill Burr's helicopter bit. No words and yet getting me to rofl.

  • @Rudrakxh
    @Rudrakxh Год назад +11

    Those people saying they don't find him funny, are you guys nuts? You know how difficult is it to write a set for someone who was already a great cricketer in his time. Just ignore them Kambli we love you ❣️

  • @hassanabdulaziz7275
    @hassanabdulaziz7275 Год назад +13

    I'm wheezing Sorabh, my parents think i'm on drugs or sometthing. This is just funny on grandeur levels

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +2

      Wheezing is a sign of drugs? 🐎🐎.

  • @parshantrehal2561
    @parshantrehal2561 Год назад +17

    Paapi pig is underrated!

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      I've been wanting to make that spoof for a while.

  • @WakeUpPant
    @WakeUpPant Год назад +58

    When are you starting RUclips Lives again?

    • @atulya7845
      @atulya7845 Год назад +10

      Ye banda sahi sawal puchta hai

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +9

      @@atulya7845 Har baar aa jaata hai yeh.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +10

      Mid-Feb, bro.

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 Год назад +1

      Live wala takla better 😁

    • @aragorn3612
      @aragorn3612 Год назад

      U also need do workload management like Indian team, do every day during IPL till then no live is fine. Well we need something during aus tour.

  • @WittyScoop
    @WittyScoop Год назад +41

    Yes, we didn't click for the thumbnail.

  • @nitinkapoor72791
    @nitinkapoor72791 Год назад +4

    "his phone dropped off"
    yeh sab kya dekhna padd raha hai🤣🤣

  • @priteshbarkale281
    @priteshbarkale281 Год назад +18

    Hey taklya that MS team joke was awesome. Thank You for a free laugh.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +6

      I am still hoping they call me for shows :-P.

  • @LikhitK
    @LikhitK Год назад +10

    I found that feature funny too 😂 but i think now the settings have been updated. Great set! Hope to see you perform in Bangalore one day

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      Lol - Bangalore is tonight - sorabhpant.com

    • @LikhitK
      @LikhitK Год назад +1

      @@pantonfire oh shiit😭

  • @shivatej47
    @shivatej47 Год назад +3

    2:26 I don't think the audience got what dahi bhala means. I was ROFL 🤣🤣.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      Hahaha. I kept doing that bit even though 95% of the time - no one got it!

  • @Indian-dc6xr
    @Indian-dc6xr Год назад +11

    Funniest taklya in the world.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +5

      Arrey baap re. Billl Burr #1. I'll make a list. I may be in the top 300.

  • @CoreniaBug
    @CoreniaBug Год назад +14

    Sorabh Pant had me rolling on the floor, well done lolol 🤣

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +5

      Arrey big thanks. While on the floor - please send 100$ super chat.

    • @faizal4954
      @faizal4954 Год назад

      @@pantonfire ye koi tareeka h bheekh mangne ka
      😝😝

  • @sparshkumarsinha2345
    @sparshkumarsinha2345 Год назад +21

    Saw this guy destroying from the green room and pissed my pants. Never send him before you in a lineup. Lessons were learnt.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +9

      Arrey arrey arrey. Thanks for the spot on BROWN MUNDE - the greatest name for a show of all time. Hahahaha.

    • @DharmeshChhatrala
      @DharmeshChhatrala Год назад +2

      Are you the one on Cyrus Says podcast?

    • @sanatshirodkar7
      @sanatshirodkar7 Год назад

      @@DharmeshChhatrala haha, no

    • @CoreniaBug
      @CoreniaBug Год назад

      Yes he had me laughing all over as well, man I love it lolol 🤣

  • @Mazor_7781
    @Mazor_7781 Год назад +11

    I thought mahi bhai ka team bekar h kya...by the title 😂😂

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +2

      Hahahaha. Wait till IPL tab re-upload karunga.

    • @Mazor_7781
      @Mazor_7781 Год назад +1

      @@pantonfire views aur gali dono hoga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crazymachines3388
    @crazymachines3388 Год назад +3

    Pant Bhai Aag laga di 😂😂😂 , aapke stand up video upload nahi ho rahe the toh socha Apne Rahul Gandhi ke saath all india tour pei walking nikle ho , Btw Thanks for uploading great content.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Thanks, dost. Abhi aur edit chaalu hai - kuch acha, kuch theek :).

  • @saurabhanand18699
    @saurabhanand18699 Год назад +9

    fantastic dude

  • @Premmandal345
    @Premmandal345 Год назад +2

    Finally found you Dr. Kholkar 😭❤️

  • @janamedia8171
    @janamedia8171 Год назад +5

    Now i know why MS was down timing of the video.
    😂😂

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Lol are they? Have I caused change?!?!

  • @adityavijay5308
    @adityavijay5308 Год назад +2

    Oh shit I watched the whole standup in my pic and didn’t even realised that it’s been muted since beginning

  • @MsRohitesh
    @MsRohitesh Год назад +5

    Sorabh pant is the nicest, good hearted standup Conedian ever

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +4

      Arrey that's too nice. I love Conedians.

    • @MsRohitesh
      @MsRohitesh Год назад +2

      @@pantonfire 😅😅

    • @MsRohitesh
      @MsRohitesh Год назад +1

      Sorry Sir its" Comedian "😅

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted Год назад

      ​@@pantonfiresame here,immediate second is canadians,specially the feminine gender.

  • @swetabhsundram
    @swetabhsundram Год назад +15

    my man is GOAT of Indian comics.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +12

      Dhanyavad mitron. I'm just general farm animal.

    • @swetabhsundram
      @swetabhsundram Год назад +1

      @@pantonfire Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted Год назад

      ​@@pantonfire*NO*‼️stop being so humble all the time and accept the fact that you are the alpha bakra of Indian standup comedy scene from the last decade 😊

  • @nidhirroongta1
    @nidhirroongta1 Год назад +3

    I like how the subtitles need to explain the joke... Something which saurav didn't even mention is there...

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +2

      Some were jokes I forgot to make for the recording :-P.

  • @with.pankaj
    @with.pankaj Год назад +1

    9:20 was the point where i liked the video 😂

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      I have great miming talents :-P.

  • @adityaaryansonkar
    @adityaaryansonkar Год назад +17

    That face on thumbnail 😂

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +3

      I made it also - so, it's not click bait :-P.

  • @adityaaryansonkar
    @adityaaryansonkar Год назад +4

    Hey do you have your like complete set online available on amazon or netflix ?

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +2

      Make India Great Again is a full special on Amazon - www.primevideo.com/region/eu/detail/0GZ15B1RXD6QJ6UGSFADZAKYBA/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

    • @sourabhxp92
      @sourabhxp92 Год назад +2

      @@pantonfire "Unavailable to watch in your location", are you foreshadowing a VPN sponsorship?

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      @@sourabhxp92 I'm open to most sponsors

  • @villianbehindglasses8969
    @villianbehindglasses8969 Год назад

    I rewinded the part when he looks at the phone and laughed for atleast 4 times. Hilarious content!

  • @karanajmani3832
    @karanajmani3832 Год назад +3

    Superb 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @cookeazy8269
    @cookeazy8269 Год назад +3

    Just excellent. 👍

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      That breakfast looks good. Also, thanks.

  • @tahabandrawala
    @tahabandrawala Год назад +6

    Can't wait release it earlier pls

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +4

      Lol - as Angad put it, "Are you competing with SRK?" Currently competing with time.

    • @victordutta798
      @victordutta798 Год назад +1

      that's what she said

  • @pallavimonga1041
    @pallavimonga1041 Год назад +1

    Had a rofl after a long while!! hope to see u perform in delhi as well.

  • @Madan_Chikna
    @Madan_Chikna Год назад +3

    This was Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Dhanyavad bhaiyon aur beheno.

  • @kkushte
    @kkushte Год назад

    One of the most Underrated video. It deserves at least couple of Mil. Views

  • @nandakumar-qs5sr
    @nandakumar-qs5sr Год назад +4

    Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha 🤣

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +5

      ThanksThanksThanksThanksThanks
      ThanksThanksThanksThanksThanks
      ThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksgiving

    • @anika3398
      @anika3398 Год назад

      @@pantonfire I love your response😭

  • @NiharikaAcharya77
    @NiharikaAcharya77 Год назад +3

    Loved It 😹🤗🙌🏻

  • @VaibhavShewale
    @VaibhavShewale Год назад +1

    didnt knew about this ms team feature

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      I believe they have changed it.

  • @SpecialAYoga
    @SpecialAYoga 9 месяцев назад

    Qfruit Juice Searching ?🙏😃😃

  • @pramodacharya5866
    @pramodacharya5866 Год назад +1

    I cant unsee what you just said 🙃

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      But what did I say is the bigger question.

  • @ontheroad8149
    @ontheroad8149 Год назад

    3:28 hanging? Where? Tharki 😁

  • @shubhamjain7441
    @shubhamjain7441 Год назад +1

    Rick and morty shirt❤️

  • @kritika9203
    @kritika9203 Год назад

    That dahi bhalla joke 🤌😂

  • @pallavrajSahoo
    @pallavrajSahoo 8 месяцев назад

    Likes for the HR bit. Killed it 🔥

  • @sahbealam1423
    @sahbealam1423 Год назад +2

    Hahahaha 🤣

  • @k__ashu
    @k__ashu Год назад +3

    Love you taklya 🥺❤️

  • @jassmine2k3
    @jassmine2k3 Год назад +1

    Amazing 😂❤️

  • @Shortsquare
    @Shortsquare Год назад +1

    Did you do this set recently in Vizag?🤔
    If yes “SUPERDRY” remember😏

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Yes, I did. You were a sport on that show, man :).

    • @Shortsquare
      @Shortsquare Год назад

      @@pantonfire Thanks a lot!!!! 🤩🤩 and it’s always been a great steers buster watching your videos be it even a 1000 times😘😘

  • @safithesasq246
    @safithesasq246 Год назад

    Oh man i missed this

  • @SpecialAYoga
    @SpecialAYoga 9 месяцев назад

    Dhuchuk Thuchuk ?🙏😃😃

  • @JRmaddy
    @JRmaddy Год назад

    Dammit i Miss EIC

  • @mcv0610
    @mcv0610 Год назад +2

    Wooot woooooottt 🥳🥳

  • @sumitbarua7358
    @sumitbarua7358 Год назад

    Baah see who's back

  • @manjulmanish7999
    @manjulmanish7999 Год назад +1

    I have written some jokes . Would you want to use them for your next standup ?

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Write my own jokes for the moment :). But, much luck with your jokes!

  • @musiccurator7670
    @musiccurator7670 Год назад +1

    Is Sorabh Pant looking like bald surya kumar yadav, or does SKY look like Sorabh Pant with hair??..Daya, kuch toh gadbad hai 😵‍💫

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +2

      Pehle I was Kambli, then Rishab. This is new. I'll tell my son I look like his favourite cricketer 😁

    • @musiccurator7670
      @musiccurator7670 Год назад +1

      @@pantonfire evolution is a good thing, glad you've evolved from Kambli to Surya 😂..keep up the laughs 🙂👍

  • @kshitijkumar8730
    @kshitijkumar8730 Год назад

    Haasna bhi tha issmai....

  • @Sanzitvilla
    @Sanzitvilla Год назад +1

    Itna gap lete ho ..... Regular raho✊

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Itna asaan nahi hai na :). 1-2 videos toh upload karne ke baad hata diye - because ache nahi the.

  • @abhishekmishra7409
    @abhishekmishra7409 Год назад +3

    Ae takle like dena🏎

  • @Pasadena14
    @Pasadena14 Год назад +1

    You ruined Dahi Bhalla for me 😑😑

  • @SpecialAYoga
    @SpecialAYoga 9 месяцев назад

    👃 Missing / 👃 Ki Lottery 🎫 ?🙏😃😃

  • @hydham9924
    @hydham9924 Год назад

    Sorabh Pant is the kind of brother I want in life.

  • @saurabhsingh1340
    @saurabhsingh1340 Год назад +1

    TAKLE

  • @quickwitt_singh
    @quickwitt_singh Год назад

    Gap in your humour is as big as gap in your 🦷
    PS(ye rhyme ke liye likha hai baaki tu comedian RAWAS HAI💯🦸🤓)

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Lol I'm not sure whether any of this is an insult or compliment - but, thanks?

  • @abhimantigga1726
    @abhimantigga1726 Год назад

    Cold audience hai.

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      Thik hi the. 39 log the - aur kitna hasenge.

  • @RONITVATSA
    @RONITVATSA Год назад

    cutiyacomedykartahtu

  • @saurabhsingh1340
    @saurabhsingh1340 Год назад +1

    QUIT COMEDY

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад

      Quit watching my comedy. Much easier.

  • @prashantjain4783
    @prashantjain4783 Год назад

    Very very ordinary material and hardly entertaining content. 👎🏾

  • @Rashi521
    @Rashi521 Год назад

    Very overrated show and the comedian. I could see all the jokes coming from a mile. Sorry but it was just boring for me.

  • @fitebb3831
    @fitebb3831 Год назад

    he is not funny\

  • @srsachan
    @srsachan Год назад

    Boring..

  • @mayyurparanjpe4186
    @mayyurparanjpe4186 Год назад +5

    Bohot funny 🤣
    I am an open micer in Mumbai. Hopefully I will get opportunity to open for you one day 🫡

    • @pantonfire
      @pantonfire  Год назад +1

      I'm sure brother. DM me on IG when I have a show. Will try.

    • @mayyurparanjpe4186
      @mayyurparanjpe4186 Год назад

      @@pantonfire ok.. thanks a lot 👍