I want that feeling so bad as a guy, when a girl's mom says," Accha, ------ ke saath hai, fir thik hai." That statement, shows the trust........I can't explain it, only a true man can understand that feeling.
@@ArifHossain-to1fl Every Human Being has feelings.....For women, feelings are important, that's why they cry. For men, their responsibilities are more important than their feelings. PERIOD.
@@adarshroutray2103 For women feelings are not more important than responsibilities and human beings express themselves by crying when they r sad, it's just that we're brainwashed by Bollywood and society 😅
Ohhk until the last one it was going smooth but whatever u said in the last joke u should re-watch that otherwise should remove this video cause idk if u might know or not but this somewhere affects the society.....
Boy as a friend banane wali ladkiyo ko warning dedo... 90% ladke usme issi hope me jindagi bita rahe hai ki unhe ye ladki mil jayegi .. or 10% isliye nahi hai kuki unki bandi hai yaa fir wo jo ladki hai wo ugly hai.
Great delivery tbh, the way you did this complete bit was something new for my pallette and loved it. The way you played with audience's nerves throughout was mann, too good.
Arey yar iss topic phe kuyi kul khe jokes ya kuch bhi baat karna saahi nahi samaj the, but you are having a great sense of humor and guts I appreciate............ Kash har society open minded rehte, but beep sound Bohut disturbing hai
Please gande wale dark mat hona😭 I almost had a crush on you and went back on my decision twice or thrice. Tum cutely beizzati maarte huye pyaare lagte ho, madhur virli mat banna please. I loveeeeeee your way of delivering jokes. Samay ko samay rehne do madhur ko madhur, tum Saurabh hi raho please. Tumhari USP tumhari cute way of delivery and that innocence while telling a dirty joke hai ....Bas ab itne bhi dark joke na kro ki lage yhi dekhna tha toh fir Samay ko hi dekh lete hain🥺😒 baaki ofcourse jaisi aapki shraddha💁🏻♀️ ~ a fan of your innocent and cute way of stand up and comedy💛♥️
Every artist wants to try newer things. Imagination is key in art. You can't pigeon hole an artist. Because then I will be doing the same thing. Which I don't want to. I understand your viewpoint but still it's weird how you consider dark jokes with samay rather it's a genre of comedy. I will keep on exploring. Hope you will still stay with my humour.
@@saureshwar Sure I'd love to see you exploring and widening your skill set. And no no I actually saw one of your replies to a comment about your Collab with Samay will reach higher levels of dark, while I'd watch that too but all I wanted to say was don't lose your element in your quest of exploration. Retain your uniqueness. Your authenticity and essence are your super power, don't let that fade. Also Ps you're way better than Samay✨✨ Eagerly waiting for your next video😍😊
@@pravneetkaur8427 thank you and I understand what you mean and I would make sure that doesn't happen. Collab with samay can only happen if the audience reaches out to him. I will try to entertain you all to the best of my ability.
@@a_soldier_at_heart sir I don't think so log Kahi k bhi burray hotien Kya ap chahtay hamari orto or bacho ko marna ? Ham bhi nhi chahte dushmani apni jaggah log yaha bhi Apne border paar bhi Apne.
Okay likhne se kya hi hoga , apne yesi baatein aur soch society mai daalne ka kaam kar rahe ho , agar aap hi yesi cheeze society mai failaoge , tho kya hoga samajh ka kya hoga !!!! Aapki dost aur unki mummy tho aap pe Vishwas karti hai na , aur Vishwas pe hi tho duniya kayam hai .
Not right to say bad abt. Salman, no offence, but just to make this stand up viral, don't do this, you'll be in trouble, but your wish, i have no right to say anything about the content u make, anyways, nice comic :)
@@ItsMyOpinionDude abe gadhe ...tune moral education ki class mein janda leke nikla tha kya .... Samne wala ko pta hota hai kb majak kiya jaye ..or kab ki maa behan pe bola jaye .... Satiya gya hai pura kya..
Waiting for Saurabh Rawat X Samay Raina collaborations. 💀😎 #SRvsSR
Samay ko bolo....... Dark fir bataenge duniya ko kya hota hai 😂
@@saureshwar samay darr jaayega bhai
@@shubhsharma355 hahahahah
Maheep ji ko kyu bhul gaye... dark comedy ke liye😅😅😂
I want that feeling so bad as a guy, when a girl's mom says," Accha, ------ ke saath hai, fir thik hai."
That statement, shows the trust........I can't explain it, only a true man can understand that feeling.
DISCLAIMER: Only a true man can understand what I said.
@@adarshroutray2103 Trueman doesn't have feelings :3
Aisa ek dost toh hum bhi deserve karte hain 😢
@@ArifHossain-to1fl Every Human Being has feelings.....For women, feelings are important, that's why they cry. For men, their responsibilities are more important than their feelings. PERIOD.
@@adarshroutray2103 For women feelings are not more important than responsibilities and human beings express themselves by crying when they r sad, it's just that we're brainwashed by Bollywood and society 😅
Saurabh tells even the dark dark jokes in a story style that too in a cool , cute manner. This makes even the dark jokes sound sweet . 😊 .
Stand Up ❌ Sit Up✅
Yes
Bhai jab beep hi dalna h to video mat dala karo yaar😑
Sahi baat
Wahi toh, aadhi baat samajh hi nhi aa rhi thi
Real
Vo hi to
bhai yt ko bol na jaakr. aur fir wo overproctected kids aa jayenge rote hue ki esa bola wesea bola, kitna e-lafda m pde koi.
14:57 his face 🤣🤣🤣 that feeling he feels after joke
😅
Bro please drop regular videos btw love your videos
Bro that was too dark even for me🤣
Absolutely loved this set! ❤😂😂😂
lagta hai tujhe hum bhi yaad aa gaye bhai thank you for uploading
Best joke at 19:50
💀
Dank
😂😂
best😂
Thanks
Thank you brother new video
Kuch stand-up family k sath dekhne wale hote Hain, kuch family banate waqt dekhne wale 😂😂
@@AZ-ed1xx pakka banaunga 😂
😂
@@Mahiiiiiiiii817 😅😅😅😅
Last one was amazing 😂
Thank you 😊
5:34 brother your talk is more dirty than dirtiest 💀
😂
Bruh ! I'm that saurabh who is consistent in your comment section from first video ❤❤
Much love .....
Bina dekhe hi comment ❤
What a set-up and jokes literally title justified the joke and it's dark and i just love it❤❤
Thank you 😊
I wasn’t ready for the video to be finished so soon 🥲
Jald hi nayi aaegi video
Loved it! :D waiting for the next part!
Maan jao
वाह पंडताइन बहुत खूब बाप को पता है ये आदतें?
Why are we normalising talking dirty ??
Yeah right, they have interest in this talk
Capitalism 😂
Because it takes courage to do dark jokes and the audience should have sufficient knowledge to understand and accept the same.
Good 👍
Taboo topics are interesting
Bhai always Rocks 🤘😂with Dirty & Dark 🔥
11:55 Yes Daddy, Very Tough 😂😅
😂
India is not ready for his jokes
No
No
Cheap, should not be
@@ankitbasetia8581when some gora comic does it oh my god wow so cool, but when some indian comic does it so cheap😂
@@kartiksaroha1397exactly
Only one thing to say abt the last segment - genuine gentleman u r saurabh, hars off & respect to u brother.
Do follow me on Instagram:
instagram.com/saureshwar/
Love you ❤
Lmao dead 😂
Literally
Hello ❤❤
Love 😅❤
Jb sb beep hi krna h to vdo kyu dalra h bhaiii
Next time full beep bhai
@@saureshwar😂😂😂
bro using his face card to best😭...imagine a 40 year old bald uncle cracking these jokes hhhh
Hahahahhaha
Why you are so underrated❤❤❤❤
Better hai overrated se toh 😅
great work bro, hope to see more videos from you
Ohhk until the last one it was going smooth but whatever u said in the last joke u should re-watch that otherwise should remove this video cause idk if u might know or not but this somewhere affects the society.....
Thanks for telling me..... Watch something else
Boy as a friend banane wali ladkiyo ko warning dedo... 90% ladke usme issi hope me jindagi bita rahe hai ki unhe ye ladki mil jayegi .. or 10% isliye nahi hai kuki unki bandi hai yaa fir wo jo ladki hai wo ugly hai.
bhaiiiiii is 2.0 version of samay raina
.5
Samay ko badnam na kre yhn
samay kabhi single punch jokes nahi marta bhai, tu chill le
.1
bro it was litttt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂part 2 lao plz
Aaega jald hi
Great delivery tbh, the way you did this complete bit was something new for my pallette and loved it. The way you played with audience's nerves throughout was mann, too good.
Thank you at least someone gets its 😁
Arey yar iss topic phe kuyi kul khe jokes ya kuch bhi baat karna saahi nahi samaj the, but you are having a great sense of humor and guts I appreciate............ Kash har society open minded rehte, but beep sound
Bohut disturbing hai
@@Secretsuperstar-x9k thanks ha beep yaar RUclips ki wajah se daalna padhta hai
Ur most welcome 🙃 Wish u a great success in your life 😌
@@Secretsuperstar-x9k thank you
Something wild ❤😂😂😂😂😂
😂
12:40 ❤
Thank you 😊
Chi Chi Mazze aa gae😂😂❤
That's my boy😂❤ great job once again 😗✨
17:52 my smile fadded 😶🙃
Hehe
MAZAA AAYAA ❤
Good one! 🤍
Thanks
Badhiya set bhai
saurabh you are too good damn 😂😂😂😂
Please gande wale dark mat hona😭 I almost had a crush on you and went back on my decision twice or thrice. Tum cutely beizzati maarte huye pyaare lagte ho, madhur virli mat banna please. I loveeeeeee your way of delivering jokes. Samay ko samay rehne do madhur ko madhur, tum Saurabh hi raho please. Tumhari USP tumhari cute way of delivery and that innocence while telling a dirty joke hai ....Bas ab itne bhi dark joke na kro ki lage yhi dekhna tha toh fir Samay ko hi dekh lete hain🥺😒 baaki ofcourse jaisi aapki shraddha💁🏻♀️
~ a fan of your innocent and cute way of stand up and comedy💛♥️
Every artist wants to try newer things. Imagination is key in art. You can't pigeon hole an artist. Because then I will be doing the same thing. Which I don't want to. I understand your viewpoint but still it's weird how you consider dark jokes with samay rather it's a genre of comedy. I will keep on exploring. Hope you will still stay with my humour.
@@saureshwar Sure I'd love to see you exploring and widening your skill set. And no no I actually saw one of your replies to a comment about your Collab with Samay will reach higher levels of dark, while I'd watch that too but all I wanted to say was don't lose your element in your quest of exploration. Retain your uniqueness. Your authenticity and essence are your super power, don't let that fade. Also
Ps you're way better than Samay✨✨
Eagerly waiting for your next video😍😊
@@pravneetkaur8427 thank you and I understand what you mean and I would make sure that doesn't happen. Collab with samay can only happen if the audience reaches out to him.
I will try to entertain you all to the best of my ability.
@@saureshwar thank you ♥️♥️😊😊
@@pravneetkaur8427 do come for live show kabhi
the whole time i was thinking where to laugh at
Mirror dekh lete
@@saureshwar bhai wo divorce waale londe ki baat yaad rkhna bas. Confidence.
Bright and shining🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Thank you
😂 awesome ❤
Ek truck ke pichhe likha tha - "use deeper at night".😂
😂😂😂😂
❤❤
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Bro mja band diye mast tha
Thanks
Meri to gf hi nahi 😂😂😂
Phir bhi sun raha hun 😅❤
Love the way you talk ❤️
Sending love from Pakistan 💗
Sidhe bolo na ki barood bhej rhi ho😂
@@a_soldier_at_heart Bss soch soch ki Baat Hoti ham to Pyar ki baat karte apko barood Nazar araha.
@@Farheenkhan-hw8og soch ka nhi Farheen ji mulk mulk ka frk hai
@@a_soldier_at_heart sir I don't think so log Kahi k bhi burray hotien Kya ap chahtay hamari orto or bacho ko marna ? Ham bhi nhi chahte dushmani apni jaggah log yaha bhi Apne border paar bhi Apne.
@@a_soldier_at_heart dushmani logo k beach me to kabhi nhi rahi I guess bss governments ko apni politics chalaani or media ko ratings bharani.
Bhai amazing 😅
Thanks bhai
Madhur Virli vibez....
Bro I'm a virgin nd still imagining all of this😂😂😂😂
Hahahhaha
Classic urdu poetry here
Sancho is back 😂😂
Hehe
Last wala best tha😊😊😊😊😊
Wow😂😂😂😂😂
Lo inko yaad kiya aur inki video aagyi 😌🥹
Enjoyed every minute 😂
Waah ji😂😂😂❤
madhur virli vali kuch feel aa ri h
Itna feel mat Kara kar bhai
Are yaar ye Nezzy wapas aa gaya 😅
Bahut Cool....
Wonderfull bhai 😂
Nahi hona chahiye darrrrrr !!!!!!!!
Ok
Okay likhne se kya hi hoga , apne yesi baatein aur soch society mai daalne ka kaam kar rahe ho , agar aap hi yesi cheeze society mai failaoge , tho kya hoga samajh ka kya hoga !!!!
Aapki dost aur unki mummy tho aap pe Vishwas karti hai na , aur Vishwas pe hi tho duniya kayam hai .
I want a special brother.
loved it 👽
his cute face and dirty jokes 😈😈
Limits crossed but still rocked❤😂
8:21 accha hai mai andha hu
Hahahahha
Love you ❤.....it's too good
Bro please dont use beep sound effect 😢
Have to
Sorry 😔
Bhaiyaa ek dam mst😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Har 2 min pe mere muh gaali niklne lgi
Can't relate bro. I'm single 😂
Uh r soo cute 🫶
Ur Voice is awesome 🫣
Thank you
I like your smile😂😂
Thanks
Awesome 😂😂😂😂❤
Bhai jese hi jaat bola na, 5baar rewind krke dekh h ksm se, jaathood ❤😂
Hate that beep 😡😡
Same
Bhai mere bhai big fan maza ayya ❤😂
Samay bhaai real ID se aao 😂😂😂
Yaaar beep hi sunna tha to dirty stand-up comedy kyi search kiya
Karna padhta hai bhai
I know rawat as a Garhwali but aaj ye dekhke pta chla ki rawat Jaat bhi hote h 😂
Ji
2:16 2:18 even umbrella opens up like that 😆
Arey rawat bhai 🤣👌🏻
Ji
Rawat from Bihar Super 😂😂
Bhai haryana se hu
0:14 pahali bandi pahala banda ye sab darma abhi chalu hua hai ek se pyar nhi hota hai hatt bekar generation
Right
1 ghanta raj ke royi epic line
❤❤❤
😊🫂
Ye tum humesha aise hi calm rhte ho..??? 😯
Ji
@@saureshwar green flag 🌚
arey badshah bhai 💀
3:45 Yamaha 3624
Ok
Finally a new video 😂👏🏻
Chi chi maze aa gye 😂😂 ifykyk
😂😂😂😂
Hilarious jokes bhai
Not right to say bad abt. Salman, no offence, but just to make this stand up viral, don't do this, you'll be in trouble, but your wish, i have no right to say anything about the content u make, anyways, nice comic :)
🤚👍👍
Right to Speak
Trouble?? 😂bol... Kya!!
@@gautamthakur9164His ego is extremely fragile. That's the trouble.
Cry bout it lil lodu 😜
Saurabh Bai disabled par AP joke mat Karo ye sunne me tik nahi h .human rights walon ne Deka to AAP fir kya karoge
It's a joke and if u can't hear it then just skip it
@@Anonymous-F20 Shut up teri maa-behen pr koi ulta-sidha comment krke usse joke ka naam de dega to , usse bhi tu aese hi skip kr diyo
@@ItsMyOpinionDude abe gadhe ...tune moral education ki class mein janda leke nikla tha kya .... Samne wala ko pta hota hai kb majak kiya jaye ..or kab ki maa behan pe bola jaye .... Satiya gya hai pura kya..
Sasta Madhur Virli😂😂
13:23 😅
😅
Brooo 🗿 his audience 🤡
Brooo 🤡 his audience 🤡 you 🤡
Well there is a technique to go deeper than a man think he can go to max