Machine… turn back now… the layers of this crackhouse are not for the feds… turn back now or you will be crossing the will of my fat blunt… your choice is made, as the stoned hand of the dope god I shall render you stoned! And you will become high once more… BEHOLD! THE HIGHNESS OF A STONER! **divine intervention starts playing** NOT EVEN A STONER!
i love how this has just become an ultrakill thing
it willed itself into existence
i've only seen two of these related to ultrakill
@@jaguarndr theres a sisyphus one out there somewhere
@@drewisaudrey prepare thyself
OMORI PFP
The "and your days few" sync so perfectly.
that's what i was gonna say
@@Bursavaal L bozo
4 syllables
tf did he do@@BuffSoldier-k5j
"And your days few!"
*Minos falls from the fvcking celing*
thats v1 entering 3-2
'and your days few' goes the hardest
"Ung! You cant escape, DESTROY! This will hurt, be gone!"
“DESTROY! You can’t escape, BE GONE! Yes, that’s it, NICE TRY!”
@@fishrealm "COME FORTH CHILD OF MAN AND DIE"
"DIE! Thy end is now CRUSH! Prepare thyself WEAK!"
Yo what is the name of this song- ive heard it everywhere
"SHUT UP! YOUR BARS ARE WEAK! SIT BACK. HEAR MY TECHNIQUE! GO HOME, YOU HAVE NO SKILL! NOW WATCH. . . AS I *ULTRAKILL*" -V1
"I will *grind* you until the very sparks cry for mercy!"
-Gaybriel, Ultrakill
😩 😫
This goes crazy with the east Germany pfp lmfao
hot
@@personzz1789isnt it a fallout faction?
@@personzz1789 that is the brotherhood of steel.
Big ass shoe lmfao
4K Likes?? Dangg
Bigabriass 🥵
KINITO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAMILY
@@zzz-ovidiu2015 Nothing 😈
Kinito you are my best friend 😅 (pls don’t leak the folder to the police)
@@JustTheSillyGuy who is stronger
green chicken
or digital axolotl?
gabriel gives you the hardest backshots of all time while threatening you
BRO NOOO 💀💀💀
This fandom is a fucking prison
i have no idea who gabriel is@@nathanchapin8445
@@nathanchapin8445to hold. ME?!
@@nathanchapin8445 THIS PRISON... TO HOLD... ME?
Wow, Gabriel must really not like bottoming for V1
Hell of a thing to say during backshots
TREACHERY///ACT III CLIMAX
*GABRIEL'S BIG SHOE LMFAO*
Ngl thought A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON for a half second lmao
Don’t give me ptsd like that out of no where.
@@apparentapplepie8047 LISTEN.HEAR ME AND OBEY.A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE.A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY
The submissive Mhm- vs the dominant DIE THEY END IS NOW 🗣 CRUSH PREPARE THEYSELF 🗣🗣
oh
WEAK
THY END IS NOW!
CRRUUSH!!!
Why does this sound like rap
Well it is a rap
the beat's there, the "adlibs" are there, the sentence with the "adblis" has even syllables
Fair
Rap with an e at the end
guess
gabriel when i give him the most insane backshots
It isn't complete without the guy falling from the ceiling
GIBBYYY
Why it sound like Gabriel getting hit with the nastiest backshots when you close your eyes?
DUDE💀
True
GOJO IS IN ULTRAKILL??!
@@Ferrari03 s h u t
He’s always been a dramatic bottom
@@Ferrari03shut
"Agh! May your woes be few, Mhm! And your days many Eugh!"
pure brainrot material
man this ain’t brainrot this a masterpiece of a meme
I’m glad it’s still alive
i like your funny words, magic man
Couldn’t even edge to this😂😂 Clean up aisle: MY PANTS!😹😹
Me taking a shower to a full version of this
Hey! This angel's wearin them FAKE Js!!!.
Before Christ even a simple "fuck you" was more polite than intended.
"machine, *thud* turn back now *thud* your choice is made *thud* i shall rend you down *thud* "
Definitely better than the original song
**Me stepping on an ant hill:**
This sounds like what the final boss of an ai generated game would say
is this some kind of ultrakill accusation i am not understanding?
this video fr was in my music recommended 💀💀
Nah bro that “EUGH” hit different
Ok hear me out:
"FUCK! A mere object, YES!"
this sounds so sexual for no reason
Perhaps the reason is because he’s whimpering between each phrase
it does
Why does he whimper between each sentence
"ENOUGH! May your woes be many, AGH! and your days few. MACHINE!"
Needs this with the better version of that line
👟 react this guy
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"and your days few" is actually on beat
the voice of an angel 🤩
Sounds like he getting some backshots rn
Why does this fit so well?😭😭
gabriel gives you backshots while rapping
Those sounds like him in the bedroom with…
The Bible.
(I identify as the Bible.)
this is the best video ive seen this month
Ngl this kinda slaps tho
i will never forget that the eugh sound sounds like moaning
I don't understand wtf is going on with these ultrakill memes but it's funny
We need a full version
why does he sound like hes grunting during an extreme hip thrust
now this has *two* implications...
I listen to this in bed. No need for phone either.
We had a Earthquake before GTA 6
Agh! May your woes be few, Mhm! And your days be many Eugh!
(good ending)
Machine… turn back now… the layers of this crackhouse are not for the feds… turn back now or you will be crossing the will of my fat blunt… your choice is made, as the stoned hand of the dope god I shall render you stoned! And you will become high once more… BEHOLD! THE HIGHNESS OF A STONER! **divine intervention starts playing** NOT EVEN A STONER!
This really goes hard
Hard enough to vibrate the earth
Gabriel shoe lmfao
gianni would totally do this too
This one slaps harder than my father
Blind people:☠
Deaf people:🤨
Mute people:👈🤘🤏👎👉✌✋🤏🤏🤛🤟🤟🤏🖖👆🤘👆🤟
Gabriel spitting bars
The eugh goes hard
Blud sounds like he's getting his blood drained by Machine
Big ahh shoe lmfao
this needs an actual track
He's just the Bigfoot guy from Static Shock.
I need a full version
I recently posted a mega mix version
They had Gianni in the studio just record like a shit tone of banjo kazooie type sounds and used those for his hit sounds lmfao
I just finished Brutal gabe (3-1) I didn't expect to basically have my first playthrough's number of restarts
That THE END IS NIEGH type beat
this is actual fire
Roblox tower defense final boss abilities be like:
why does that fit????? LMAOOOOOO!!!
It hits hard but the Minos version hits much harder
Common Gabriel w🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥
Bars.
Bruh........ why am i here...
Bro got his own adlibs already 💀
*EUGH*
having an adlib of you getting railed is a power move
goes hard lmao
Watching on RUclips music rn
Big Angel Lmfao
god these shoes are banging
Why does he sound like he is receiving backshots
"it is better then minos prime actuakky ☝🤓"
Lol, big shoe
STAND UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢 🔊🔥🔥
Why is this on my music list
name in source files is theonewithdaddyissues
I thought that was 50 Cent’s candy shop but reversed
what's the song name
Gabriel really doesnt have and text that would sync with stomps, so you instead used his moa-?
Close enough WLECOME BACK ICP
is he taking backshots mid song
drake was quiet about this one
House real big
Agh!
Frop makes no sound
Agh
And the cat says mew
_ENOUGH!_
Why is he getting off doing that tho? 💀
song?
BIGGER BOOT!
Yo this crap is fire 🔥
oi can i extend this
do it
Do it
Sisyphus rap next?