@@KalebPrentice nope it was going slow but it has large mass so big momentum and the difference in momentum between that and the other ship is responsible for the impact. Not to mention that luckily the impact lasted a few seconds so it reduced the force that each ship exerted to the other
Little known fact, this was actually the announcement and I applied for the captains job, got it with no interview. On my first day I successfully parked the cruise ship on the beach, along with the rest of the fleet after Covid made them worthless. 102% true story.
On my first deployment, we were docking in Rota, Spain. We’ve been at sea for over two weeks and this was the first time we got to go ashore. We were excited as hell, but it was just days of replenishment. No liberty. But as we were docking “BRACE FOR IMPACT” and BOOOOM! We went flying. The ship ran into the dock. I ended up pulling guard duty near the front of the ship. So I’m walking around with my rifle. I can see where we hit. It doesn’t look too bad. About half way through my watch the Capt. comes walking over. I come to attention, salute, and report my station. He says to relax and that he is just here to see how bad he f*cked up his boat. I told him I wasn’t no DC specialist or anything, but it looked ok to me. He replied with, not too bad for running a career over. He walked off. That was the last time I ever seen him. He was relieved of command before we left port. A few months later he was out of the Marines. Ironically it I was standing forcastle watch the day I heard that. The port was in Italy. Some city that makes fireworks on an island in the bay. They had some anniversary going on and had the most intense fireworks display I have ever seen in my life. The Rolling Stones played a concert on the next dock over. Absolutely surreal. I couldn’t see anything, just hear it. It was like the ship was celebrating.
@@ronibopshop I just reread what I wrote. I was a Marine. The Captain was Navy. They run the boat. We are mostly cargo on it. About 300-400 sailors 400-500 Marines on board.
@@ronibopshop it is a big difference also. A captain in the Marines is an 0-3 or a lieutenant in the navy. In the navy a captain is an 0-6. Same as a colonel in the Marines. lol. Never gets confusing living in the same boat. Oh, a second lieutenant in the marines is an 0-1. And ensign in the navy. And a junior grade lieutenant in the navy is a first lieutenant in the Marines. 0-2. As an enlisted man I just call them all sir.
@@vivstagg3727 Usually in the middle or back, mid to upper floors. With how many windows are next to each other my guess is that it was the dining room or gym.
Quick physics lesson: Force = Change in Momentum over time. Momentum = Mass x Velocity. So even though the ship wasn’t going fast (Velocity), it’s so unbelievably heavy (Mass) that basically any contact with anything at any speed imparts extremely high force. And every force has an equal and opposite force. So the moving ship slowly slammed into the heavily reinforced bow of the other ship, which imparted an equal and opposite force into the windows and much weaker metal framing. Edit: Pre-Emptive response: Acceleration (a) = Change in Velocity (dv/dt). Momentum (p) = Mass (m) * Velocity (v). If mass is constant, F=ma, so F=m(dv/dt), thus F=dp/dt. The latter was actually Newton’s original derivation.
So I did some real quick estimates. The Gross tonnage of Carnival Glory is 110kTonnes. That converts to 111,765,160 kg. I estimate the component of velocity that hit the Legend was around 3 knots, which is 1.54 m/s. I estimate it took about 2sec for the collision to stop. So if it took 2sec to change velocity by 1.54m/s, F=m(dv/dt) -> F= (111,765,160)*(1.54/2) = 86,059,173 N (Newtons, measure of force). For reference, that’s more than double the force of a Saturn V rocket engine, used to blast our space shuttles into orbit. Now, this is a super rough estimate. I don’t know what effect buoyancy has on the effective mass, I don’t actually know how fast it was going, etc etc. But at least you can see just what a big effect mass has on force.
Usually if it's a car, bus, plane, boat or any other vehicle that is going to crash, then people will be scared, but because they know that it's going to crash on the edge and people would have not been worried, they just wanted to watch the scene.
I was on the next voyage after this one and only the dining room was broken, but they delayed our launch by a day and they fixed it. Out table was right next to the broken part lol
@n/a haha haha haha haha companies like this don't offer good pay outs. Worse than dealing with the U.S. airlines. Lolololol you'd get your ticket out of it though and maybe then some.. But they won't set you up with no high life.. Lol they'll sick some really good lawyers on you and a flawless gag order. No rooms were supposedly effected though.
Pretty massive investment to build those hulls. If she's well optimized for the ports she visits and still passes the safety certifications I can't see why they wouldn't keep her sailing. Looks like she was just refurbished in April 2024 as well so likely will see another 20 years on sea.
Hull is the superstructure of the boat. The "tub" that sits in the water. Usually it will support the internal structure as well as the superstructure of the vessel. it goes from the very front to the very back. I believe what you're referring to is the Stern and Bow? The reason the bow didn't suffer much damage and the stern was very damaged is because the point of that ship is mostly solid metal. Steel. Very hard and very durable. That's the hull you referenced. But the part it collided with is just a substructure made of thin aluminum sheet metal and glass. No match for the solid steel of the other ship's bow.
"As you can see ladies and gentlemen, other brands of boats doesn't stand a chance. And as for our boat, it's just as good as new still able to cut the thinnest slices. Isn't that amazing?"
Kein Name He’s also laughing too slow like he’s laughing in between breaths. Sounds like he’s having trouble breathing, so if had to guess he too much fast food and- he just climbed a flight of stairs beforehand. Edit: or he just laughs like Mr. Krabs
If there is any type of cruise ship incident or accident,Carnival is involved. Short Cut Cruise Lines.No eyes on the stern,with communication to bridge, no horn blasts saying we are going astern, no bridge to bridge radio communication,maybe a guest was at the wheel.Yes I am a retired merchant mariner.
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector,N.Y.Maritime College,10 plus years in the Merchant Marine,both SD.I.U. and Military Sealift Command on a spook ship. Carried cargo and people.I would have been the eyes on the stern of that ship,with radio com to the bridge.WITH a Second Mate.
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector, where arem you? Come on man, do not walk away.That was my world,I even cooked on a Tug.S.I.U. and Military Sea Lift ships,did both.Private Yachts,TRUMPS YACHT! what you got?
Two things 1. Earth in Coverd 70% by water with all this space they still crash in to eachother. 2. Imagine sitting on the Toilette and sudenly this happens
I was literally thinking in my head that’s gonna be like the tiniest little bump not an entire crash, but then when I saw the damage to it, my face went from 😐to 😱
It's a weight X speed type of end result. Not much speed but plenty of weight. Lots of momentum. If it would have hit lower though I'm sure it would have been closer to a bump. All those windows don't provide much structure for that deck level area I wouldn't think.
Looks like carnival glory was trying to dock, but the current was very strong and caused a miscalculation into the nose of the already docked carnival legend. I doubt the camera man was levitating, though. It was probably filmed from a flying saucer 😉 That captain never got laid again by the sexy crew member trying to work her way up.
Usually when the ships are that close it means the tides were strong and were pushing them closer and closer. It’s most likely not the captains fault but cool joke tho. I’ll leave a like.
Kermit that area that got hit is the dining area not a cabin I've been on many carnival cruises I know where that is if you where sitting back there you would've got hit
these dudes got the whole ocean and they still crash
Snipe0Rain ikr
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Good one!
Ship crashes take so long I imagine the captain just face palming and walking to his cabin to pack up and leave before impact
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NO STOP BEING SO ACCREAT
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Dudes in that cabin was like “Ay that shit getting a little close ain’t it?”
Is this a JoJo reference?
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Best Comment Ever.
Finally a camera man that understood the assignment
Yeah, I hate when the camera man moves the camera all over the place, like he is thinking "my gawd I have no idea what I should be recording".
Filming in portrait mode was the assignment?
@@UntakenNick Portrait mode is okay to me, as long as the video actually clearly shows what is going on.
Yeah send that camera man to every alledged bigfoot & dogman sighting.
@@Ruben-w2v😂😂😂
So that's why the buffet was closed on that ship
OG know where buffet is
Lmao
If I was on that ship and that was where the midnight pizza buffet was I would sue ;D
@THE LEGENDARY TRUTH KEEPER if it hit a lower part of the ship that didn't have any glass it wouldn't have done nearly as much damage
Actually that's where the main restaurant is, buffet is on the top deck
Hit and run. Didn't even leave a note on the windshield.
Oh man.....💀💀😭😭🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣
well he isn't as good as Larry David to do so
Gangsta
I’m sure that person up top had a 40mm launcher to send their contact details to the other bridge!
Underrated comment
Imagine being in your room just chilling and then all of a fucking sudden the front of ship just slices your room in half
😂😂😂
They will build me a new room
That's exactly what I was thinking!!🤔😱😭🛳
Luckily there are no cabins on that deck.
@@pacotaco5526 same
Thanks for uploading raw footage and not commentating on the video
That was the slowest crash accident I've seen in my whole life.
I know!! Idk how it did so much damage
Big ships are hard to turn
@@KalebPrentice nope it was going slow but it has large mass so big momentum and the difference in momentum between that and the other ship is responsible for the impact. Not to mention that luckily the impact lasted a few seconds so it reduced the force that each ship exerted to the other
Actually if you look at the waves he edited the film.to slow down
Wait until you see the Milky Way crash into Andromeda.
Wait...
“You’re good. You’re good. You’re good.” *crash* “No, it’s just rubbing keep going. You’re good.”
I dont know if people really get it 😂
I was there
The good memories before covid
lmfao but I say "For fuck sake stop" but the driver smashes a hole in the wall
Julian Morales Spongebob? 😂
They came out of nowhere officer, I’m telling you the truth.
true that mate true that
Lol
George Saliba 😂😂😂
They were in my blind spot!
George Saliba Here’s proof they came out of the Blue 👮♀️😂
Someone Is Getting Free Carnival Cruise Tickets For Life!!! 💯💯💯
Best they can do is on board credit
Trust me .. that gut got shit lol
Hope that dude left a note with his insurance info.
LMAO
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Sowwy!
ruclips.net/video/dQvDynxw4KU/видео.html
lol hope no one got crushed
Jake from State Farm wont cover that
Astro Gunz that’s fucked up
Thank you for not dropping the camera and filming the ground when the ships collide
My family went on the glory. Rip grandma
Yeah, no shit, hey? Oh screaming “OMG, OMG” fifty times.
Even zoomed in at the right moment
How did it get filmed? Was there another ship out there? Obviously not from either ships shown.
@@nwauntie64 This Footage is from Oasis of the seas cruise line
"Attention passengers! The aft tiki bar is now closed."
"Also, we are now hiring for a new captain "
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Little known fact, this was actually the announcement and I applied for the captains job, got it with no interview. On my first day I successfully parked the cruise ship on the beach, along with the rest of the fleet after Covid made them worthless.
102% true story.
Perfect
@@idontwanttopickone did you wave to your mom while you were on the beach?
@@ethantinsley224 sure. And your mom too. And her mom. And their moms too. Everyone's mom was there.
Thank you for not btrying to act all dramatic and started yelling "oh my God oh my God" like everyone else does once they press the record button
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"Get a table by a window" they said. "You'll love it" they said.
😂🤣
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Lmao
I haven’t heared from them in a while since i recommended the window seat
🤣
Hats off to the cameraman levitating 50 metres in the air. Recorded this at just the right moment!
I was there he’s on another ship, there’s probably 4-5 shits there at this time
@@Wearableputty yep, there were shits alright.
@@yoochoob oh yeah SO many shits
@@Wearableputty shits lmao
Why is American humour so fucking weak.
They had the whole ocean and they managed to hit each other
That's almost romantic
Like the last two Cheerios
It happened at a dock (the Legend was already docked), so there was a lot less room for maneuvering than it may seem at first glance.
@@valobrien9596 what no way val
@@yj10guy what's the chance of that Frank 🤷♂️
On my first deployment, we were docking in Rota, Spain. We’ve been at sea for over two weeks and this was the first time we got to go ashore. We were excited as hell, but it was just days of replenishment. No liberty. But as we were docking “BRACE FOR IMPACT” and BOOOOM! We went flying. The ship ran into the dock. I ended up pulling guard duty near the front of the ship. So I’m walking around with my rifle. I can see where we hit. It doesn’t look too bad. About half way through my watch the Capt. comes walking over. I come to attention, salute, and report my station. He says to relax and that he is just here to see how bad he f*cked up his boat. I told him I wasn’t no DC specialist or anything, but it looked ok to me. He replied with, not too bad for running a career over. He walked off. That was the last time I ever seen him. He was relieved of command before we left port. A few months later he was out of the Marines. Ironically it I was standing forcastle watch the day I heard that. The port was in Italy. Some city that makes fireworks on an island in the bay. They had some anniversary going on and had the most intense fireworks display I have ever seen in my life. The Rolling Stones played a concert on the next dock over. Absolutely surreal. I couldn’t see anything, just hear it. It was like the ship was celebrating.
I didn't know Marines had that MOS thought it was strictly Navy and Coast Guard. Learned something new.
@@ronibopshop I just reread what I wrote. I was a Marine. The Captain was Navy. They run the boat. We are mostly cargo on it. About 300-400 sailors 400-500 Marines on board.
@@ronibopshop Navy owns the Marines.
@@GoatzombieBubba yep. The only matriarchal relationship between the branches.
@@ronibopshop it is a big difference also. A captain in the Marines is an 0-3 or a lieutenant in the navy. In the navy a captain is an 0-6. Same as a colonel in the Marines. lol. Never gets confusing living in the same boat. Oh, a second lieutenant in the marines is an 0-1. And ensign in the navy. And a junior grade lieutenant in the navy is a first lieutenant in the Marines. 0-2. As an enlisted man I just call them all sir.
That's like 2 people walking on a football field and bumping into each other🤦😂
That’s like 2 people walking in a whole fckin country.
I've seen videos of people (in cars) somehow running into one another in a completely empty parking lot.. Lmao...
Coming from a person who's pulled a cruise ship in to Port bet your related to Francesco Schettino 🤣🤣
@@sgttushfinger5201 bruhhh 😂😂😂 you just had to go there didn’t you?? I’m living for it honestly 😂💀
@@graciet.highhorse6277 surprised someone actually got the reference 🤣👍
I love how all the tiny people pop out of their cabins. There's just something about the tiny people
Yeah them tiny people really make this
😊🤣🤣🤣
Was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aren't they ants? I'm pretty sure they are ants.
microphilia
“Who put that ship there?”
Nick Lent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is almost an actual Trump quote from one of the last hurricanes lol
@@lucasbusbey942 🙄
@@gildedliberty6090 ruclips.net/video/RaLaZc-2TWM/видео.html
@@lucasbusbey942 That was in reference to a hurricane and was a joke. This 'crash' is just incompetence.
Captain: We’re good, I just bought the Extended Warranty, they should cover it… 😂
Thanks for not putting music to this video.
Like Celine Dion
My Heart Will Go On.
@@robertsandberg2246 what did I just say Robert 😠 lol
@@daixer3156 Or "Hymn To The Sea"...
Or "Nearer My God To Thee"...
@@robertsandberg2246 you one of them Marrmon's? 🤠
Spongebob: You’re good, you’re good, you’re good, almost there and... Stop. Don’t worry Captain we’ll buff out those scratches.
Only the real SpongeBob OG's read this out in SpongeBobs voice
@@DivineLight661 I did, hahaha.
Moving behind the rocks!
@ItsJamMan the fact that you thought of this and worded it so that I literally could imagine spongebob saying it was legendary. Your a goofy goober 🤘🏻
East! I thought you said weast!?
So much for dinning room B.......breakfast will be served on the lido deck...
where on the ship is a "dinning room" ?
@@vivstagg3727 Usually in the middle or back, mid to upper floors. With how many windows are next to each other my guess is that it was the dining room or gym.
@@vivstagg3727 ok...dining room.....must be a spell checker for youtube....
@@kajun74 only teasing
Coffee will be served on the poop deck
Everyone: "WOW, what a calamity!"
Insurance company: "Cha-Ching!!!!"
It's crazy how it's traveling so slow but everything it touches is atomized into dust
F = MA is scary when either M or A is an extra big number
@@DoubleRBlaxican in this case, M is a pretty fuckin' big number.
Quick physics lesson: Force = Change in Momentum over time. Momentum = Mass x Velocity. So even though the ship wasn’t going fast (Velocity), it’s so unbelievably heavy (Mass) that basically any contact with anything at any speed imparts extremely high force. And every force has an equal and opposite force. So the moving ship slowly slammed into the heavily reinforced bow of the other ship, which imparted an equal and opposite force into the windows and much weaker metal framing.
Edit: Pre-Emptive response: Acceleration (a) = Change in Velocity (dv/dt). Momentum (p) = Mass (m) * Velocity (v). If mass is constant, F=ma, so F=m(dv/dt), thus F=dp/dt. The latter was actually Newton’s original derivation.
So I did some real quick estimates. The Gross tonnage of Carnival Glory is 110kTonnes. That converts to 111,765,160 kg. I estimate the component of velocity that hit the Legend was around 3 knots, which is 1.54 m/s. I estimate it took about 2sec for the collision to stop. So if it took 2sec to change velocity by 1.54m/s, F=m(dv/dt) -> F= (111,765,160)*(1.54/2) = 86,059,173 N (Newtons, measure of force). For reference, that’s more than double the force of a Saturn V rocket engine, used to blast our space shuttles into orbit. Now, this is a super rough estimate. I don’t know what effect buoyancy has on the effective mass, I don’t actually know how fast it was going, etc etc. But at least you can see just what a big effect mass has on force.
God bless, Jesus loves you guys
POV: You’re sitting on the toilet and a ship opens the bathroom door
underrated comment 😂
@@kohenkrinock5814 thanks 👍
*insert pikachu reaction*
I’m In bathroom but no ship yet
Pov: you dont know what pov means
"Oh no! This will be devastating to our business!" - cruise ship owner in late 2019
Not knowing the deep state was going to unleash COVID-19 on the world and crash the global economy to regain power.
This is so funny
@@hidel308 You mean deep state China?
@@jackatkins749 its not funny, its sad how people became passive
@@adamt253 oh look who's blaming others...
Rumor has it that Carnival Legend is about to be renamed Carnival Can Opener. 😂
He probably had spongebob and Patrick telling him to “Keep going”
“ dont worry captain we will buff out those scratches”
you're good
With the Flying Dutchman “” you good you good!!.”..
Damn😂😂
No. Patrick was saying, “You’re good, you’re good, you’re good”
“objects in mirror are closer than they appear”
😂🕵🏽♀️😂
Brought to you by Speed 2. Deleted scene.
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I love how everyone is on the balconies watching the slow crash.
Me too!
Usually if it's a car, bus, plane, boat or any other vehicle that is going to crash, then people will be scared, but because they know that it's going to crash on the edge and people would have not been worried, they just wanted to watch the scene.
@@arzitha heheh yeah right
Just another Vegan on RUclips it was smooth as butter ngl
🤕🤕🤒I would've been harmes
Captain: “I didn’t see the boat….it was in my blind spot!”
😂
Rip the one person money who spent 99 dollars to come back from dinner on the 2nd day to a broken room
No rooms were affected
I was on the next voyage after this one and only the dining room was broken, but they delayed our launch by a day and they fixed it. Out table was right next to the broken part lol
@@python7437 oh oof
What are u saying wtf?
@n/a haha haha haha haha companies like this don't offer good pay outs. Worse than dealing with the U.S. airlines. Lolololol you'd get your ticket out of it though and maybe then some.. But they won't set you up with no high life.. Lol they'll sick some really good lawyers on you and a flawless gag order. No rooms were supposedly effected though.
Me: Worried about dropping a jug of milk while working at a Grocery Store.
The pilots of these boats: *OOPS*
Griffen Mackey pilots
@@skeezelord my man thinks captain Hook's gonna fly that ship
Captains
SHIPS boats are thing u sit and cry in ships are massive steel monsters that float XD
My boy over there really thinks that the pilots used to take off with boats.
Takes 3 to 5 business days to crash and they still crashed 🤣
Parawampampampp uasss
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 genius
Hilarious
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“Don’t worry Captain , that will buff right out “
Passengers: what happen?
Captain: Nothing,just a scratch.
Passengers: 😶
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
That’s what they said on the titanic
Ha haa 😂😂😂😂
I was on the boat and accually in the room when we crashed and the captain didn’t say anything until for another 2 days
Christian Morring did you go with your family ? Did you feel the crash like a mini earthquake were people wondering what’s going on
Damn, now I know why they're called "Carnival" - because that was one hell of a ride!
Nah its because only clowns go on cruises
This not my real name facts lol
Bro that’s amazing. Have me a good chuckle mate
“Put it in reverse Terry”
“Whu whu whu whu whu what you doin, Terr? What you doing??”
😂😂😂😂i dont know why this made me Laugh out loud
Lol!😂🤣🤣😂
That was a good one lmao then water police comes by and ask both captain for their boat licenses and boat insurance 😂😂
Ramming speed!!
I can't believe that the Glory is still being used. I was on that ship 20 years ago.
Pretty massive investment to build those hulls. If she's well optimized for the ports she visits and still passes the safety certifications I can't see why they wouldn't keep her sailing. Looks like she was just refurbished in April 2024 as well so likely will see another 20 years on sea.
Nothing a bit of flex tape can't handle
Yep, it'll actually make it even stronger
I sawed this boat in half
Put some CBD on it. Like new🤣
Naw duck tape 😂😂😂
Now thats alot of damage!
Only thing I learned from this is the bow is rock and the stern is paper
@@G.Freeman92 bow*
I think it's imPORTant to be STERN about our nautical terms
Hull is the superstructure of the boat. The "tub" that sits in the water. Usually it will support the internal structure as well as the superstructure of the vessel. it goes from the very front to the very back.
I believe what you're referring to is the Stern and Bow?
The reason the bow didn't suffer much damage and the stern was very damaged is because the point of that ship is mostly solid metal. Steel. Very hard and very durable. That's the hull you referenced. But the part it collided with is just a substructure made of thin aluminum sheet metal and glass. No match for the solid steel of the other ship's bow.
Yeah the superstructure on ships are kinda weenie hut jr
my grand father was crew member of titanic ship and he teach me all about ship
"As you can see ladies and gentlemen, other brands of boats doesn't stand a chance. And as for our boat, it's just as good as new still able to cut the thinnest slices. Isn't that amazing?"
C chaplin i didn’t know there are people laughing with a R. How does that even sound?
Kein Name He’s also laughing too slow like he’s laughing in between breaths. Sounds like he’s having trouble breathing, so if had to guess he too much fast food and- he just climbed a flight of stairs beforehand.
Edit: or he just laughs like Mr. Krabs
har.. come.. harrr.. . comeeee.... harrrr
@C chaplin _dgV
@@keinname826 it's from the Honeymooners, hardy har harr.
Was the person filming also on a 3rd ship?
“So I’m fired?”
“Yes Dave, you’re fired..”
What happened
@@carlshupe3661 what happened
@@ex4mple69 what happened?
@@isaiahortwein6819
What happend
Nibin Raveendhran what happened
When the DJ starts playing Tokyo Drift in the party room
dun dun dun dun dundunn dadunn dadun dun dun...
or was it *EUROBEAT* ?
Nice one
Hahahahahhahahhaha...bro...
Fortunately, I pressed the pause in time and prevented a disaster.
Bless you brave warrior. Never stop the heroics that you just call everyday life.
👍😂😅
Good job sir, you’ve saved the ship
Same here. I stopped just in time to read the comment section.
Thank you sir 🙏
This is your captain speaking.. "can we have maintenance crews please bring a couple rolls of duct tape and tie wire to the stern"
“Hey honey I’m sorry for calling you during your massage, but half of our room collapsed”
I was just about to say that
Lmao fortnite nerd
@@iiomqboss9045 context?
@@iiomqboss9045 pls :)
@@iiomqboss9045 lmao roblox nerd
Earth 70% water.🌎
Captains: 100% fired 🔥
Lesson learned: even ships need to social distance.
captain*, the other ship looks like it's docked
Hotel: Trivago
Rkggsdgk@@dequariusforester8081
i think you know that they cant just park the ship at any part of the ocean,thats way they have ports
I would leave more than just 2 metres between them🤣
GTA mechanic: “ whats wrong with her now”
😂😂😂 What can the best mechanic in LS do for you?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hella lol
A woman with funny
" That's a hell of a ride " 😂
If that boat was a woman I would kiss her
Imaging being near the window and noticing that thing get closer and closer 😂
Imagine the “flying” scene from Titanic, but in the background there’s a whole ass other boat coming towards them
They got an iceberg instead.
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AGRREEEEEE
Juicy Boi 😂
And it hits the boat and the fall of the front. 💀💀💀💀💀
“Yeah it’s probably best I get your insurance”
TJ Longdon they’re on the same insurance plan I’d think. They’re both carnival ships!
@@cal920c lol!
If you didn’t say it I would
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"QUICK! GET THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER!"
Ah cry 😭🤣
Bahahaha nice one
Hurry, they're away!
God bless, Jesus loves you guys
@@evanjanse4038 he does.. but not you ;)
insurance company: YOU HIT A WHAT? I mean the number you dial is out of service. Please try later.
“Don’t worry captain, we’ll just buff out those scratches”
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@@joelpark3075 No
KrisKris spongebob?
Underated comment question mark
Tis but a scratch 😂
Looks like he failed the parallel parking part of the driving test .
I’m so glad I never had to do that.
(HE) okay sure we'll go with that...
Vissit me
Looks like Carnival is the only cruise line now with a Glory Hole
You mean other cruise lines used to have "gloryholes", but now they don't??? Well that just SUCKS!!!
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Thomas Lloyd that’s the idea 🧐
The amenities keep growing. Just reserve the right time... and which side of the wall you desire. Are you the suckie or the sucker.
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"Hey, you scratched my anchor!" -R.D.
Under-rated comment.
“Ayo, watch your ship, bro- WATCH YOUR SHIP!”
God bless, Jesus loves you guys
@@evanjanse4038 😂😂😂😂😂classic
Lol what’s this a reference to?
@@katarishigusimokirochepona6611 search up “watch yo jet original.” It’s an old clip from GTA 5 online mode lol
The two sides of my brain were fighting over how much damage would be caused by the slow-moving yet extremely powerful objects.
Inerta is determined by speed and MASS
Me too. I was almost expecting a *boop* but dayam that back end was destroyed 💀
Momentum
@@bluesque9687 sorry, yes momentum
It's so different from what we usually perceive, right? It's fascinating how our brains are wired..
If there is any type of cruise ship incident or accident,Carnival is involved. Short Cut Cruise Lines.No eyes on the stern,with communication to bridge, no horn blasts saying we are going astern, no bridge to bridge radio communication,maybe a guest was at the wheel.Yes I am a retired merchant mariner.
Lol you know all that from a third party video? You have no clue what was going on 😂
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector,N.Y.Maritime College,10 plus years in the Merchant Marine,both SD.I.U. and Military Sealift Command on a spook ship. Carried cargo and people.I would have been the eyes on the stern of that ship,with radio com to the bridge.WITH a Second Mate.
So hector you are so wrong.
@@hectorabreu2502 Hector, where arem you? Come on man, do not walk away.That was my world,I even cooked on a Tug.S.I.U. and Military Sea Lift ships,did both.Private Yachts,TRUMPS YACHT! what you got?
@@davidwadsworth8982 you have no clue who they communicated with sailer boy
Captain SmokinGood Should Be TheName 😂😂 No 1 Was Harmed Or Injured During This Short Lols
Captain: Raulll! What are u doing?
Raul: mopping the floor sir
Captain: park this while I go piss
Raul: okay boss
Lmao!
Wtf happened
I was just parking
When the saying " you had all the space in the world " makes perfect sense
Not really, they're in port not on the open sea.
@@phamnuwen9442 Trying to show how smart you are, and you comment like a idiot. People like you just can't help themselves.
Here is my question you see a boat in front of you you go the other way right?
@Jake Sweezy Jokes should be relevant to the situation or they're not very funny.
@@ThothTheAtlanteanK I can feel your triggering.
Two things
1. Earth in Coverd 70% by water with all this space they still crash in to eachother.
2. Imagine sitting on the Toilette and sudenly this happens
At least it’s in the toilet and not in their pants 😂
Toilette must be a fancier toilet
I read your *toilet* in a French accent
Toilette is toilet in German btw ✌️
Toilette...this guy is on some next level fancy
I was literally thinking in my head that’s gonna be like the tiniest little bump not an entire crash, but then when I saw the damage to it, my face went from 😐to 😱
me too! 🤣
It's a weight X speed type of end result. Not much speed but plenty of weight. Lots of momentum.
If it would have hit lower though I'm sure it would have been closer to a bump. All those windows don't provide much structure for that deck level area I wouldn't think.
Physics, man. Physics.
These ships weigh a lot
The physics just didn’t match up for skipper..
Just imagine all the people who was running and screaming
Melcome Jordan there chillin there and whatch 😂
@lil chxrrpp lmfaooo
Like when you screw up an ant nest
Vacationers: "damn, wish we had a better view of the ocean from our cabin."
Carnival Glory: "I got you." 😂
Underrated comment
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Hi, are you an American?
My name is Erik and i am from Brazil, would like to make friendships with Americans to practice my English, may we be friends by whatsasp App?
😅😅
The people standing on their balconies 😂😂😂
It's surprising how easily is tore through, oddly satisfyingly in a way
Mass matters.
I winced when I saw it, it should never have been that close
The bow of Legend hit the stern of Carnival in he glass so it tore easiky
I thought it will only dent & bounce back. It just rip through tho. Damn whoever navigate those ship must feel like killing himself
Vladimir Putin
Wow December 2019, so he isn’t a bad captain he’s just ahead of the curve. He was like, 2020 here we come!
😂😂😂😂
This shit looks expensive to repair.
@Jesus is NOT Religion. i think more
Nope
@Jesus is NOT Religion. try a mil at least
@Jesus is NOT Religion. Yeah I would hate to be the guy responsible for that🤦🏾♂️
@Jesus is NOT Religion. My man's gonna be washing dishes for rest of his life
Looks like carnival glory was trying to dock, but the current was very strong and caused a miscalculation into the nose of the already docked carnival legend.
I doubt the camera man was levitating, though. It was probably filmed from a flying saucer 😉
That captain never got laid again by the sexy crew member trying to work her way up.
Spongebob:
“YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD
Soiled it soiled it soiled it soiled it
A little more a little more a little more
All steer to the right.. you're almost there 🤭
Don't worry capt, we'll BUFF out those scratches
@@delakidzz8131 oh yeah 😫
This is the equivalent of a guy walking up to the urinal RIGHT next to you when there’s like 15 urinals not being used
Hahahaha true that
Relatable
Women: ‘huuh what, i dont get it?’
It's so blissful when one finds an empty urinal 👌👌👌
He rather wants to use the same urinal
Captain: “ *slurred* It’s okay I didn’t have that much lemme drive”
Captain: "ah man now I'ma get a B.U.I for sure!"
Your comment privileges. Hand them over.
Usually when the ships are that close it means the tides were strong and were pushing them closer and closer. It’s most likely not the captains fault but cool joke tho. I’ll leave a like.
Hahaha
Poop cruises, fires, crashes, etc...
There's a reason why Carnival offers such "affordable" cruises. 💩
Carnival Official page: We have decided to upgrade our rear cabins to a more natural look..
😂😭🤣
Majority collision among carnivals only
Lmao
Yes it’s called Beirut chic, newest trend...
Ps: all the jokes aside I hope no one got hurt
No rear lower cabins on Carnival, that's actually were the main fancy dining area is.
Doofy, can you park the ship?
Him: Hold my vacuumer
Everyone gangster until the janitor crashes the entire freaking ship into another
Scary movie reference ?
I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
Smiley Leaves
Và
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*vaccoomer
Yo imagine the people just in the room ”ah what a lovely day. Hey what’s that boat doing outside my windo- well hmm”
DeadKing66 cermit huh
@@illuminati_kermit9839 concordee
Kermit that area that got hit is the dining area not a cabin I've been on many carnival cruises I know where that is if you where sitting back there you would've got hit
DaeDaeTube ! It’s a joke
@@willyfranck4461 Why we talking about planes now?
These guys thought they were on for some F1 car racing maneuver😂
Captain: “Idk what happened chief, it all happened so fast, it came out of nowhere!”
😅
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😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
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The cruise director posted on FB that there was 1 minor injury. I'm glad no one was seriously injured or killed.
Good to know!
Especially since it hit on the main dining room both levels.
What some women putting on her eyeliner poked herself in the eye ?
@@iamasmurf1122 where the hell did that come from?
That one minor injury guy was definatly trying to get some insurance money 😂
“Don’t worry captain, we’ll buff out the scratches.”
Keep going keep going and stop.
KEEP GOING YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD
Inspired for Titanic, but not recreated! 😂😂
a wet flannel should do the trick
Apply ice to the wound, should be good in 20 mins time
Nope just fix it with duct tape
@@huntrrams nope with ramen
Some noodles and superglue
Spam and spaghetti
Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
Haha SpongeBob reference. Love it
Honestly came here only for this comment thank you sweet rabbit 😂
Huh?
@@nvmffs It's just a scratch, a little wax and a buffer wheel and nobody will ever notice it was damaged.
@@nvmffs someone never saw SpongeBob
Now there's a Carnival Glory Hole
Spongebob: "Dont worry Captain we'll buff out those scratches"
"You're good. You're good. You're good..."
Second in command: “Oh shoot you think they heard that”
Captain: “Nahh, it will buff out”
Captain: *nervous laugh* er.. Accidents do happen?
“That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen”
“So it would seem”
Imagine a cruise ship gets infected with bugs and runs against another ship, two bugs make it and it spreads like Carona.
BUBBA LOL
Ryan C COVID-19
@@Tom-uk7cp cc
lol
The other cruise be like : Ayo bro watch yo back Ayo bro watch yo back AYO BRO WATCH YO BACK
Imagine sleeping on one cruise and waking onto another.
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@@garciagalo4665 nah, dude, don't want my family to explode.
😂 lol
That's funny. Made me lol
Fun fact: Carnival and Costa select their captains by picking potential recruits from the line of the local bumper boat carnival ride.
Lmfao
Facts
@@christopherledesma4121 Free
That is fun