Opie & Anthony: Prison Life (03/08/07)
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- A story about a 60 Year Old Nudist leads to the show taking phone calls about prison life.
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15:35 annnnnnd then I’d join them. ‘JOIN THEM?! They’d tell you your too radical’ died laughing
I like how Opie’s premise is blown out before he even says it, when he’s saying that the news anchor is implying that it’s a hot young lady, when the news interview repeatedly says “he’s naked and he wants to be seen”. How is it they’re implying that it’s a chick, when they’ve already said it’s a dude?
Cant blame just him they all had ears
make a longer point.
Opie, master of hanging up on callers right before they actually begin to make a point
+kcwarren01 He ruins every bit.
I hate how mean he is to callers. It’s always as if he’s doing it to sound cool. He’s really lucky he met Anthony, because he never would of made it without him. He’s an unfunny, wet-blanket.
@@incaseofrapture6989 he has been doing radio since he was 18. He would be fine.
@@incaseofrapture6989 as talented as Anthony is/was, they're lucky they met each other.
He is the type of person who looks down on ppl. Not a good way to be.
Opie "and you also wanna get to that drug cabinet" haha hes actually funny once in a while. He was good in this one
Even Ant's throw-away lines are hilarious: "Did you have time to go back and change the record?"
Old naked dude sounds like Uncle Paul.
Old naked guy sounds like fun;-)
NO!
So weird hearing Jimmy saying "Hi Chip" with no snickering or ts tss'ing.
Haha yeh I actually expected Chip Chipperson to chime in with the caller around 0:40:40 when he first started saying "these prisons are like, tss.. they're like golf courses or sumthin'.."
"he was playing Giants stadium!"
no, it was more like Madison Square Kindergarten!
mysticx0 tss tss
Ever since I watched oz I never wanted to go to prison. Yeah oz was my scared straight lol
happy something did, that place is meant for no one
@@joecogz369exactly the video of fleece Johnson' taught me I don't want to go to prison
Should've been rolling up rattlesnakes in that diaper-sniper's newspaper.
Lol. Metroid 2 on Gameboy in prison.
That's actually a pretty good timewaster.
i could life with any nintendo console... lol
@@uzieric1 Alright jackass you get the Virtual Boy. Enjoy your loss of sight
And I didn't even flush let them see the wrath of the Monarch
Tent City do they have a buncha peckas there or sumtin tsss
PickleJar251 good one Chuppuh
They gots a bunch of peckerwoods out there
One thing they do have is homies on the outside that hock tennis balls full of heroin and meth over the fence for them. I saw a shard of meth the size of both of my fists when I was there.
Tsst tsst they got peckas prison what is that like jail for birds or sumthin...
When I was in rehab some of the addicts there would tell me that they would pop some drugs go to detox and go to rehab for 30 days just because they don’t have a place to sleep and it was cold.
I heard of that in my surrounding area too. Rehabs get really busy every winter for that reason. Which is a shame if it's keeping out someone who legitimately wants to change and needs help
@@ballsdeep2520 yeah man they just want three hots and a cot
They also do what’s called “Spin Dry” They go to rehab for 10 or 30 days,get meds to avoid withdrawals,And when they get out,Their tolerance is way down abd it takes less dope to get high again..Danvers Mass rehab is a revolving door.
@@GeorgieKid a good plan tho.
Yes, lots of drunks do that too. Get some benzos and vitamin B and then back to the track. @@GeorgieKid
Opie's Elmer Fudd laugh at 27:28 😂
I spit out my drink at 31:48. "Is that all you got" oh my god haha. Fuk i miss this show.
I wish Jimmy would join Anthony and I wish Opie would join Todd Petengale.
Absolutely. Todd Pettingill. I almost forgot about him. Opie and him definitely have things in common. Pettingill was an obnoxious individual behind the scenes. I found out a few years ago he secretly retired and lives a private life in Texas
41:15 " he's talking thru and electric voice box, sounds like the guy on southpark, MHHHH BLIMEY" Best line ever
That aspiring nurse is going to be in for a surprise if she has a felony and tries to get license in whatever state she's in. She won't be practicing
Props for the The Monarch picture ;o)
hole
Why would ya talk about ya mom like that? She spank ya and you like it or sumthin'? xD Tssss xD
I want to hate fuck you
Can we create a program where they take criminals and force them to live with Hoarders? Crime would stop nationwide
LOL
Ehh
Where is Uncle Paul!
40:37 it's fucking Prison Chippah.
sanscheese tssss these prisons are like golf clubs or sumpthin tsss
man that last one was spicey
55:00- Woman says "I drunk drove a thousand times", Jim says "That means you drunk drove EVERY NIGHT for over 3 years." Oh, jim.
We got us a crusader.
Its absolutly true if you got dirty charges they aint gone let you walk the mainline, AB will smash you out
I`ve done time & think some murders should be dealt with by death penalty,but do`nt warehouse them for 20 years or more,do it in the 1st 5.Ant`s right,it just becomes normal in prison,you make of it what you will,
I have 23 felony convictions,16 yrs in jails and two state prison sentences and prison isn't like it used to be,the cops run that shit,if you beat up a puffer,it's treated almost like a hate crime.Anthony is right you become institutilized it's just a way of life after awhile
Or, don't break the law....
1 comment in 5 years. I guess your Dumbass went back to prison!
23 weak..
My father had 4 prison stints from 68 to 89- the last one he got hit for 220 months. With that said im not going to tell you how many A and B felony counts he was charged with ill leave it to wondering minds. But 16 years im going to ask was it a body at least. Btw glad you made it out. I got hit with a a2felony assault with possession of a weapon with intent for ripping up a snitch. Was looking at 8 years for that. Cost me about 25k fighting it . Jail definitely isnt what it used to be. Cheers 2 freedom
Can Opie stop answering people's rhetorical questions
HOLD ON HOLD ON!!! Uh, to answer Morcibies' question, uh, no, Opie cannot stop answering people's rhetorical questions, he's entirely devoid of any shed of self-awareness. [fake laugh] OK, next on the line is our old pal Steven from Bayshore. Whaddya got for us, Steven?
better than raping children and stealing money from his fans lmfao
It's what holes do.
46:15 LOL If only they knew. Chip
What state can you run around your yard naked in?!
They said Rainier, so I think Washington state
Its my fucking yard. I should be able to let my Dick swing i the breeze
55:30
Holy shit, did Opie say something funny? Oh wait, no it was Ant.
I really hate when they go to a caller that doesn't know how to keep their conversation interesting.
When the naked old dude got charged with 50 counts of sexual misconduct with minors, uncle Paul should have chimed in with “look but don’t touch, touch but don’t taste ahe ahe”!
1:58 Opie knows anthonies type.
“Lost in a book”
Oh also having to cold turky from clonazepam(benzos) when I got their because there was no benzo policy in there even if u are already on them (for years) from your doctor. So tht was hands down the hardest part of prison, had a seizure in my sleep n hit my head on a concrete wall next to every bed. Woke up completely covered in blood on face, stuck to my pillow with blood. (Benzo) seizures fuxkin hurt man, for ages after too, muscles totally hurt for days
Are you claiming right now that they denied you legal medication prescribed by a doctor? 🤔
I'm willing to bet there's more to your story.
@@dangerous8333 i am tellin u this yes. and it is 100% truth. the benzos were prescribed by taranaki alcohol and drug treatment centre along with my methadone. now...when i got to prison, there was a methadone program in there, but no benzo program or any allowance of giving them out. my case worker came to the prison and everything....because the prison didn't have a policy to prescribe such drugs, i was fucked. now...if i wasn't sentenced already, i do believe they would of have to of given me them as once your a sentenced prisoner, u have to go by the prisons rules. i came in sentenced, aka, had bail and sentenced in court to prison straight away
@@dangerous8333 look at my channel, i detail the story there. this is from New Zealand, you may be in another country where laws are different. However, i have heard they do now count people down from benzos in prison here. (i did my lag around 2012/13/14
Im guessing this is before jimmy did his chip character?
Naked dude sounded like Uncle Paul!
Isolate the No's.
It's never a twenty year old Asian lingerie model 😭
Great upload, cheers buddy.
Love the "Prison Mike" reference.
43:30 lol
Opie preps the bull
Opie talks too much.
Murk Bernson - Awww, Opie's white knight checking in.
No, it's probably just Opie...
He was actually good in this one
Shut the fuck up already. You losers are so obsessed with Opie. If you don't like him don't listen to his show.
Dennis McEvoy ugh
excellent pic choices!
47:47 I was so hoping someone would’ve grabbed the low hanging fruit.
“So, did you then go home and shoot six loads on to his girlfriends face?”
Crickets
Funny how people say prisoners have it easy, and tht it's an easy ride n shit. I've been, and I can tell you it is a pretty scary place at times, you settle in and everything, don't get me wrong. But there's scammers left and right, people who will strong arm you for your canteen or even just prison food, someone that just make up tht u have disrespected them and fights on. You're never 100% at ease apart from sleeping (single cell haha). But yes, there is good times, laughing with people you end up knowing well, and weed coming in, pills, etc, made it a better time.
Exactly. Prison Is hell for many. No Pussycat, no real food, no beer, no peace. Ofcourse many of them deserve that AND worse.
43:45 that's actually a really good question.
And the answer depends entirely on what state you are in. California? No. Whites with whites (peckerwoods etc) blacks with blacks. Very rare to mix.
In say, western NY? not nearly as racially self segregated.
Is "story of the month" one of Opies embarrassing "bits" that never took off?
Never mind the cost, I got one reason why the death penalty sucks...the people put to death, then decades later its revealed they were innocent.
Except the ones that aren't
Opie must not have ever owned an actual“home” not just a condo in nyc.. ur not stuck for 30yrs.. u see that shit u put your house for sale and U move.. another opie logic..
And you can't take the pink clothes btw
26:30
Always thought that people listened to these guys on the inside
who else would chuckle at jim norton and his constant " _crush her jaw with a right hook_ " comments?
*NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo*
Hey dopie, who's on the instant feedback ?!!
prison is a social club, gtfo
HELLO?? HELLO??
53:35
Shoulda walked than
The pink ones are probably there because they had a surplus of female jumpsuits.
The sheriff in charge of that prison that makes everybody wear pink, said he does it to degrade the men. I don't think he mentioned anything about having an overstock a female uniforms
Paganhousecat that is
Woof!
Opie is so bad . Glad he's off the radio
@Harold Paulle sam is a dork , but at least hes actually a decent interviewer .. . opie sucks at everything to do with talking to other people . jim/sam is 1000X better than opie/jim. opie is poison . anthony sucks on his own too.
Pink is cruel and inhumane but "the hole" isn't?
C.K. Nelson nah
Your hole is
The lady is a liar.
Can't serve moldy bread and green meat to prisoners.
They can and do.
43:30
Marital aids LMFAO
Last call was BS. No state board will allow someone with a heroin/meth/cocaine drug conviction within 10 years to be a RN. After 10 years almost all drug felonies you can be a nurse depending upon the state board you apply to take examination. I don't get it, but that is what I was told.
Certain state's nursing boards aren't as strict. In CA a two DUIs can prevent you from getting licensed unlike other states.
22:32 God that has to be one of the worst callers on the show.
I think O&A missed the fact that people who are convicted, even in cases of serious crimes, are sometimes innocent. The permanence of death doesn't allow for any possibility for the state to exonerate those who are wrongly convicted. Even with advancements in forensic technology, they are still as flawed as those who develop and implement those technologies. I don't feel the intent of sentencing should be solely focused on, but should be partially devoted to rehabilitation and reducing recidivism. Some people will never be rehabilitated, and there should be a permanent place for them in prison. And those people should be punished. Some crimes, including a single incidence of certain types of murder, an attempt could be effectively made to rehabilitate and reintegrate them into society. I think statistical data supports the effectiveness of a Scandinavian prison model. Even though it conflicts with the common American attitude towards justice, it works.
Yeah because some scumbag thug from America who glorifies violence is going to resppnd the same way as an otherwise normal suburban Swedish guy who went over the edge and killed somebody after living an otherwisw normal life. Right. Because the criminal scum in america dont have a problem with authority or anything. What works there will not fucking work here. And those statistics are insanely exaggerates fyi.
Doublefags suckcocka!
Governments should NOT have the authority to kill any of its citizens... however, I'm fine with corporal punishment. If you vandalize several cars, like that American did 2 decades ago in Singapore, then you should receive several swats across your ass with a ratan cane soaked in horse urine
Slayryde82 I'm not talking about what would occur, but rather what should happen to them
Vos had great questions. Who do the Jews team up with in jail? O and a are hacks. Jimmy is alright. Vos is stupidly brilliant.
Ronnie Hill thats not nice.
Most jews can pass as white or perhaps Hispanic if they're more swarthy.
They go crypto
@@robertolangada1078 trying to pass as white with the Aryan Brotherhood? Good luck when they find out
its my belief that we should have no prisons or jails and just simply kick people out of the country when they do crimes. if their sentence is short then put them in latin america. if the sentence is long put them in europe or africa. if the sentence is death put them in the middle east.
when your time is up you get to come back into the usa.
with this the budget for prisons would be $0.00 and we could retire all police. then allow private security to come in and let people handle their own business.
if we wanted to we could reallocate the prison budget to be used to feed and clothe the homeless.
myself, i view the vangrancy of homelessness a crime and i believe that all homeless should be shoved into sweden arbitrarily. or canada. just somewhere away from me so i dont have to deal with them anymore..
First off, you're kind of a dummy.. But that's okay. It would cost money to send people over seas.. Europe is made up primarily of 1st world nations, aside from the influx of migrants to said nations. Homelessness isn't a crime, it can happen to anybody. You're not fuckin immune to life's kicks in the teeth haha. Aside from all that bullshit, what would ANY of this accomplish? Lmao, I mean.. Do you think all these nations would be cool with it? You have the mindset of a child, I love it.
I was a Howard guy then. I was a teenager that looked at the Jackie years as incredible. By the Artie years, I was in my early 20s. It got boring. I can’t blame Artie totally bc I’ve heard him even after his drug psychosis and he was more entertaining. In the Artie years it was then now to the king, a few shitty long winded stories and robin cackling. Aside from the kcs, grillos, Stuttering Johns and eventually early sal and Richard’s... the show became boring. At least here, the hosts carried the show as they should.
Vos? Nope.
If you think inmates don't have it that bad because their standards change or whatever, watch channels like fresh out 👍
I have a little time to elaborate...
For starters, the inmates they're talking about who can occasionally put their feet up and hope someone picks a good TV program, they have seen and participated in so much violence that they're traumatized. Their psyche is permanently damaged.
Maybe you fit in well enough, then one slip up or misunderstanding and you're green lit. Remember, a prison sentence often IS a death penalty. You can hope to change yards and evade a hit for a little longer, but that small amount of added lifespan comes at the cost of extreme paranoia, paranoia that you'll be found out through paperwork or being recognized by someone else in the system. Maybe someone already knows? You have to question every person and every thing like your life depends on it.
Then there's torture. Torture is not something you get use to. Solitary confinement is torture, and I know a percentage of people will argue against that because it's a political issue and people just cluelessly repeat arguments. But aside from solitary, COs do torture inmates. Tying you up naked and pissing on your face and body, turning water off in your cell for days so the shit in your toilet piles up to the point its unusable, setting your shower to scolding hot or freezing cold, the imagination is the limit.
A lot of people will think diesel therapy isn't that bad because it kind of a cheeky concept, but if it weren't tortuous it wouldn't work. The system uses diesel therapy to convince inmates to flip on loved ones, make decisions that endanger their lives, all sorts of shit they wouldn't dream of giving in to, but they do because diesel therapy works.
Rape.
Everything they said about prison was horseshit
DMANSLIDE3 have they ever seen what happens to pedophiles in prison!?! Yeah it’s not bad at all
37:24 lol