I haven't laughed this hard in a while!😂 I feel so refreshingly human! I was cooking for a Xmas party a few years ago, and it was the wee hours of the morning. I had the egg beaters in my hand, and I was a split second away from plugging them into an outlet! Moral of the story: don't cook during times you should be asleep!
I woke up suddenly from a brief nap. I turned over to my friend who was gaming about 10 feet away, and for the next 30 seconds proceeded to tell him all about this amazing idea that came to me while I was asleep. His mouth was agape and he had a confused look on his face that made me pause mid speech. Once my brain had finally fully booted up, I realized that I was speaking complete, slurred, utter nonsense.. not even a language, but in my waking mind, the information (or lack thereof) I was conveying was brilliant… from his perspective I just sat up and started speaking in tongues. 🤷♂️😅
I once had a bad head cold that must have made its way into my brain. One of my best friends came over for a visit, and when he arrived, I stared at him for a few seconds as I wondered why he wasn’t entering the house. Then I realized, “Oh, it would help if I opened the door…”
Happened at least twice when I was younger. But decided to do laundry, gathered up dirty clothes. Walk out of my bedroom, then proceed to walk straight past the washer/dryer(that in the house were basically right outside my door), walk across the house to the kitchen and throw my dirty clothes in the trash can.
During the time when sagging your pants was cool, I went to nicely tell a guy to pull his pants up. Instead I told him, and I quote “pull your pants down.” The feeling I felt will never be explainable. I die internally everytime I remember that moment.
back when i worked food service i once handed a guy his food, tried to say "there you go" and "have a good day" at the same time, wound up saying "there, you're gay" directly to this poor man's face. so like it's not just you. couple days ago i woke up and tried to blow out my phone alarm like a candle.
At work, I was labeling items to go out on the floor. I was exhausted and recovering from being high as a kite for two days straight. I threw a pack of scones in the garbage and stuck the label on the counter before realizing that something was wrong and asking myself where the fuck the scones were. My boss had a good laugh at my expense.
I was at work. I got the hiccups for like 3 hours and couldn't think straight anymore. I went to my coworker (then 18) and I planned to say thank you mam. What I said was: Thank you mom. I mean mama. Then I just walked away.
I once tried to go to sleep in the toilet. Like I opened the lid and tried to step in. Halfway down I realized what the actual fuck I was doing and defeated went to pet my cat and go to sleep in my bed this time
I asked my husband to get me a wet paper towel. He came back with a bowl of water. I looked at him like wtf? He asked me what the problem was. I said "Hun you only brought me the wet."
Also , sometimes when taking a drink out of a glass , I decide that above my mouth and below my nose is where the lip of the glass belongs. Or even worse , the top edge of the glass touches my lips and I pour water down my chest. Please tell me i'm not the only one
I was wiping down my kitchen counters because I was going to have guests over. Someone arrived earlier than expected and in a rush I put the spray cleaner in the refrigerator. I only found out when another guest opened the fridge door to put away some drinks he brought.
Had my phone in one hand, cup of tea in the other. Went to place my tea on the desk and throw my phone on the bed. Actually gently placed my phone on the desk and threw a full cup of tea on the bed. Not happy.
I once wiped a spoon with a paper towel looked at the spoon and the paper towel and threw the spoon in the trash and stood there for a second before I got it out of the trash
I don't know if anybody's ever done this but I sometimes find my phone in the fridge. It started with the cordless home phones when they first came out and even today, now and then, I'll look for my misplaced phone and head right to the refrigerator. Yep
I don't remember what I was doing, but I was scrolling on my phone and taking notes. At some point I tried to "scroll" on my notebook and wondered why it wasn't working for a solid 5 seconds 😅
I was cutting my hair in the bathroom one day, and then I swept up my clippings and threw them in the toilet, while my brain was aiming for the trash pale. Almost instant regret, "why the hell did I do that?!"
A Christmas day dinner many years back my sister had her 4 y/o playing with that stinky brown play sand in the kitchen as she and my mom were talking. Well play time is over and sister goes to put her son down for a nap as my mom cleans up. We all sit down have Christmas dinner and now its time for pumpkin pie and wiped cream we all started eating pie and its grainy and my siblings look at each other not wanting to say anything and after my mom takes a bit it hits. Mom had put the play sand in her brown sugar container... We will never let her live that down and all laugh so hard any time pie is spoken of
My mom thought she lost her phone once. She was talking to me…on the phone… She had me going for a minute before I realized and was like mom…the phone is in your hand… That was so funny.
*Unlike the stop sign story I pulled up to a light at a T intersection and began to look both ways. Luckily my friend noticed and was like dude wtf are you about to do?
3:03 ok mine is kinda like this but I wear glasses so it was weird enough I didn’t realize my glasses were on my face (because the only time I wear them is if I am at my computer, school, at the doctors or eating while watching RUclips)
We have to set the alarm upstairs while having all thhe doors closed and then we have a minute to get downstairs and out the door. One morning hubby set the alarm while im outside. I proceeded to lock the door and get into the car. Meanwhile he's banging on the door freaking out while i sat oblivious in the car wondering why he's taking so long to come out of the house🤦♀️
One morning i tried to figure out what time it is by looking at outdoor thermometre. Sometimes when I am very tired after working at the till i can look at clock and think "oh, its 21.15 € hour.......no...wait...."
One time, I wanted to listen to music on my bluetooth earphone, but my earphone won't connect with my phone. Then I realized Instead of turning on bluetooth, I turned on airplane mode.
*0:24* Gotta hate it when you almost do a potential customer a favor ( *TRANSLATION:* SubWay suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.).
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!😂 I feel so refreshingly human! I was cooking for a Xmas party a few years ago, and it was the wee hours of the morning. I had the egg beaters in my hand, and I was a split second away from plugging them into an outlet! Moral of the story: don't cook during times you should be asleep!
I woke up suddenly from a brief nap. I turned over to my friend who was gaming about 10 feet away, and for the next 30 seconds proceeded to tell him all about this amazing idea that came to me while I was asleep. His mouth was agape and he had a confused look on his face that made me pause mid speech. Once my brain had finally fully booted up, I realized that I was speaking complete, slurred, utter nonsense.. not even a language, but in my waking mind, the information (or lack thereof) I was conveying was brilliant… from his perspective I just sat up and started speaking in tongues. 🤷♂️😅
“The diaper is in the oven and the casserole is in the trash.”
Something that would absolutely happen in a Henry’s Kitchen video.
I once had a bad head cold that must have made its way into my brain. One of my best friends came over for a visit, and when he arrived, I stared at him for a few seconds as I wondered why he wasn’t entering the house. Then I realized, “Oh, it would help if I opened the door…”
Happened at least twice when I was younger. But decided to do laundry, gathered up dirty clothes. Walk out of my bedroom, then proceed to walk straight past the washer/dryer(that in the house were basically right outside my door), walk across the house to the kitchen and throw my dirty clothes in the trash can.
During the time when sagging your pants was cool, I went to nicely tell a guy to pull his pants up. Instead I told him, and I quote “pull your pants down.” The feeling I felt will never be explainable. I die internally everytime I remember that moment.
back when i worked food service i once handed a guy his food, tried to say "there you go" and "have a good day" at the same time, wound up saying "there, you're gay" directly to this poor man's face. so like it's not just you. couple days ago i woke up and tried to blow out my phone alarm like a candle.
@@WeAreAirborne well, at least you can look back at it and laugh.
At work, I was labeling items to go out on the floor. I was exhausted and recovering from being high as a kite for two days straight. I threw a pack of scones in the garbage and stuck the label on the counter before realizing that something was wrong and asking myself where the fuck the scones were. My boss had a good laugh at my expense.
I was at work. I got the hiccups for like 3 hours and couldn't think straight anymore.
I went to my coworker (then 18) and I planned to say thank you mam.
What I said was: Thank you mom. I mean mama.
Then I just walked away.
9:50 This guy should never be allowed to own a gun. 😹
Fixing breakfast, almost put splenda on my scrambled eggs and black pepper in my coffee cup.
I once tried to go to sleep in the toilet. Like I opened the lid and tried to step in. Halfway down I realized what the actual fuck I was doing and defeated went to pet my cat and go to sleep in my bed this time
I asked my husband to get me a wet paper towel. He came back with a bowl of water. I looked at him like wtf? He asked me what the problem was. I said "Hun you only brought me the wet."
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰
Put antibiotic ointment on my toothbrush, caught myself before brushing.
Also , sometimes when taking a drink out of a glass , I decide that above my mouth and below my nose is where the lip of the glass belongs. Or even worse , the top edge of the glass touches my lips and I pour water down my chest. Please tell me i'm not the only one
I was wiping down my kitchen counters because I was going to have guests over. Someone arrived earlier than expected and in a rush I put the spray cleaner in the refrigerator. I only found out when another guest opened the fridge door to put away some drinks he brought.
Had my phone in one hand, cup of tea in the other. Went to place my tea on the desk and throw my phone on the bed. Actually gently placed my phone on the desk and threw a full cup of tea on the bed. Not happy.
Put ice cream in the fridge instead of the freezer. It was already melted by the time I realized the error
F
At least you can still refreeze it
Oof, sounds like something I’d do.
I once wiped a spoon with a paper towel looked at the spoon and the paper towel and threw the spoon in the trash and stood there for a second before I got it out of the trash
I tried to turn off the sink by using the light switch
I don't know if anybody's ever done this but I sometimes find my phone in the fridge. It started with the cordless home phones when they first came out and even today, now and then, I'll look for my misplaced phone and head right to the refrigerator. Yep
How often are you at the fridge that your phone ends up there? Your brain must be doing some kind of trade 🤔
I don't remember what I was doing, but I was scrolling on my phone and taking notes. At some point I tried to "scroll" on my notebook and wondered why it wasn't working for a solid 5 seconds 😅
Called a restaurant to see if they had all you can eat sushi and accidentally said “I love you bye” before hanging up…. Yes I still showed up.
This made my morning.
My brian is always misfiring.
Always, usually at work while the boss is watching.
Was cleaning a stab wound on my leg with hydrogen peroxide, while watching T.V. and drinking a Coke out of a bottle.
'Nuff said.
I was cutting my hair in the bathroom one day, and then I swept up my clippings and threw them in the toilet, while my brain was aiming for the trash pale. Almost instant regret, "why the hell did I do that?!"
A Christmas day dinner many years back my sister had her 4 y/o playing with that stinky brown play sand in the kitchen as she and my mom were talking. Well play time is over and sister goes to put her son down for a nap as my mom cleans up. We all sit down have Christmas dinner and now its time for pumpkin pie and wiped cream we all started eating pie and its grainy and my siblings look at each other not wanting to say anything and after my mom takes a bit it hits. Mom had put the play sand in her brown sugar container... We will never let her live that down and all laugh so hard any time pie is spoken of
My mom thought she lost her phone once. She was talking to me…on the phone… She had me going for a minute before I realized and was like mom…the phone is in your hand… That was so funny.
Wait a min...are u my daughter tab?
14:24 If the wrapper was the aluminum foil inside wrapper of a Hershey's bar, that really sends sparks in your fillings. Don't ask me how I know this.
Empty Ramen cup in the sink and fork in the garbage.
My 3yr old granddaughter did this when i asked her to do exact opposite😂🥰
Made a mug of gravy instead of coffee had the flu at the time so couldn’t smell anything lol
Wow, I just listed three. Maybe I need a cat scan. lol
*Unlike the stop sign story
I pulled up to a light at a T intersection and began to look both ways. Luckily my friend noticed and was like dude wtf are you about to do?
3:03 ok mine is kinda like this but I wear glasses so it was weird enough I didn’t realize my glasses were on my face (because the only time I wear them is if I am at my computer, school, at the doctors or eating while watching RUclips)
I was so sick last week and tried to put my dirty plate in the bathroom sink 😂
I put chips on the cupboard and the tape in the fridge.. I use the tape to make use the chips don't "dry out"
Making tea for my dad whilst pouring myself a glass of pepsi. Instead of the milk, poured my pepsi right onto the teabags in his cup. Oops.
If i can't find my car keys a flat screwdriver is also an acceptable alternative.
We have to set the alarm upstairs while having all thhe doors closed and then we have a minute to get downstairs and out the door.
One morning hubby set the alarm while im outside. I proceeded to lock the door and get into the car. Meanwhile he's banging on the door freaking out while i sat oblivious in the car wondering why he's taking so long to come out of the house🤦♀️
One morning i tried to figure out what time it is by looking at outdoor thermometre. Sometimes when I am very tired after working at the till i can look at clock and think "oh, its 21.15 € hour.......no...wait...."
Looked for my phone....using the flashlight on my phone.
instead of asking someone if its their birthday i said "is this your happy birthday"........this was during finals week so no one noticed
One time, I wanted to listen to music on my bluetooth earphone, but my earphone won't connect with my phone. Then I realized Instead of turning on bluetooth, I turned on airplane mode.
*0:24* Gotta hate it when you almost do a potential customer a favor ( *TRANSLATION:* SubWay suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.).
These are great. I’ve done the kindle vs book before but super at the pages trying to turn them.
Avm rupture 🤷🏻♂️