Two burglars surprised the homeowner in one particular burglary gone wrong in 2001. They had the misfortune of meeting up with Duncan Ferguson, aka Duncan Disorderly, a Scottish soccer player known for his violence on field. I'm sure that he was delighted to have two home invaders to take out his aggression on; one he sent to the hospital and the other fled. Definitely the wrong person to tangle with.
It is terrifying because I swear everyone from Quebec are all like 6’0 and 200lb lumberjacks and the ones that aren’t are professional athletes that will kick the shit out of you
That subway story really hit home with me because I witnessed something similar. Basically it was lunch time and there was a rush of people in the Subway I was in and there were a group of four teenagers aged around 14-16 who were being extremely rude and vulgar while ordering and laughing loudly they were saying things like “Can I get some fucking onions and a shitload of cheese” basically just cursing out their whole order but still the girl working tried to keep her cool and was making the sandwich and she asked if they wanted it toasted and they acted like it was the dumbest question in the world and said “ofc dumb bitch” when a man behind me fully tatted from top to bottom and I’m talking FULLY tatted, from arm sleeves to neck and face tatts, said “You boys better watch your mouth.” They took one look at that guy and all got quiet. Lmao
In middle school, a guy kept pushing my back (just to be annoying) and I told him to stop multiple times and told a teacher. When he persisted, I spun around and pinned his hand to the wall and told him to quit it. Having the other kids know I did martial arts really helped stop the physical bullying that had started before.
@@bowitboy6635 It was unintentional. Pretty sure I was pushing his hand away and I didn't realize the wall was right there. I'm no ninja. Just pushed his hand into the wall.
Back in 2007 I was just Junior in college. I had been competing in MMA for a couple years. After an exhibition fight we went to a buffalo wild wings to watch Tito Ortiz vs Liddell if I recall. Bar was packed no seats l, just sea of people. We saw a commotion in back (we were in front). A guy was getting mouthy and acting like a badass and pushed a short guy (like me 5'6) thinking he was the easy prey. My coach and I looked at each other with the biggest grins. Short guy was a 3 time Thai boxing champion that we knew just due to his skill. You can imagine how it went from there. It got so chaotic they called in a swat team that rushed in shoulder to shoulder. We never got involved and never left our seats. I still had to talk to police for a half hour because they thought I was involved due to my black eye from my exhibition fight earlier in the night. has to be the craziest you messed with the wrong guy I've ever seen.
Reminds me of the guy who got his ass best by an 80 year old man. The younger guy broke into the elderly couples house to rob them but didnt realise the old guy was a retired MMA fighter and got laid out.
I have sever PTSD from abuse I suffered from my father when I was a child. Now I am extremely uncomfortable around alpha male types and get antsy. Every who knew me and knows this and generally is very respectful about it because a few have seen me have flashbacks and snaps before. Well one night I went to walk my best friend and roommate home from a club after she had been drinking, I was getting off work and had changed out of my uniform (I'm a security guard, this is important because I'm trained in restraint and self defense and am very friendly with local cops). As I'm waiting for her to find her phone in her car a Chad walks up and tried to make a pass at me. I see hes drunk and politely try to decline and walk away to the other side of the car. He started berating me for my looks (I'm very very over weight, and just finished a 10 hour shift so I looked terrible) my very drunk roommate who is a 4'11 tiny nurse student tries to intervene and tell him to back off and not to mess with me. He basically told her to fuck off and started grabbing at me I remember backing up and hitting my back against the car but kinda blacked out after that. I remember bits and pieces but didnt actually come back around until I was at the hospital. Turns out I had a violent flash back, my roommate said I jumped on the Chad and started beating him with my work bag and throwing him around like he was a rag doll. I ended up breaking my wrist and her car mirror off, he ended up with several broken bones. I was kept in hospital for psych eval and he tried to press charges for assault and attempted murder. Although I was never charged because of temp insanity and he was an underage drunk who grabbed me first (witnesses and CCTV footage confirmed). I ended up suing for emotional trauma and won but only for $1,400 so I used it to pay some school fees.
Chicago. Coming home one night, a gaggle of PR gang members is standing at my building's gate. The leader is sizing me up, and I can tell has come to the decision to harm me. I pulled back the left side of my coat and placed my left hand on the pull away flap of my concealed carry fanny-pack. I put my right hand at the fanny-pack's soon to be open hidden pouch entrance, ready to draw. The entire time I'm staring the leader in the eyes and never slowed my walk. I saw every muscle in that punk's body go limp and his face turn to terror. The rest of the gaggle instinctively began to backup, with their leader following right behind them.
This is the incident that taught me that carrying is more about attitude and preventing the displaying of fear. Having my weapon and confident in using it, both physically and mentally, I was confident and displayed no fear. Punks like these were, feed off fear, and I had none. That is, carrying is mostly about preventing situations than stopping one. ABC: Always Be Carrying.
About 4 years ago I was chilling near a lake with a few kids from school and my friends. This one kid who didn’t like me decided he would fill a water bottle with poison Ivy and water, then splash me with the water of death. Little did he know I am completely immune to poison ivy, so after he splashed me I took off my ivy soaked shirt and whipped him with it. He never came near me ever again after that.
@@akumaghilardi2992 www.healthline.com/health/poison-ivy-immunity#:~:text=Urushiol%20is%20the%20component%20of,to%20the%20effects%20of%20urushiol. Um you're slightly right. You can gain immunity to poison ivy over tine
The North Willow slight immunity doesn’t mean completely immune. Which means no matter how much you’re expose to it you’re still not completely immune and never will be. Plus there’s such thing as different stages of maturity for poison ivy with more severe potency.
That drunk white guy in Japan got lucky he didn’t catch a beating. I’ve been to the Honch a few times and I can say with absolute confidence that I’ve never seen a group of people more eager to fight than sailors in the Honch.
When a human almost tried to trap me in a fishnet, I grabbed him by the back, pulled him into the water, and almost made him drown. He never messed with me ever again.
I didn’t witness this but my dad told me about it. My dad (6ft non violent and significantly strong and muscular black male) was just minding his own business when a random white guy called him that word *you know what it is* and he (my dad) just turned around, hit him a nice punch right to the face and knocked him out cold. One punch, and left. My dad is a badass
Years ago I was working night shift in a hotel in Mobile, AL. A drunk came out of the bar in the hotel looking for a fight. Our security guard that night was Charles Campbell. Charles "Machinegun" Campbell. 1980's middle weight professional boxer. Trained by Roy Jones Sr. The drunk took a swing at Charles. I was looking right at it and did not see Charles' hand move until it connected. Morale of this story. Never pick a fight with any pro boxer still in their prime.
See how important self defense is ? Violence is not the answer but many times you have no choice and just teaching kids that violence is not the answer and not giving them self defense skills is irresponsible
I 100% agree with you. Self defense skills are vital. Schools for instance should teach self defence classes instead of just saying "fighting isn't allowed" and leaving people open to harm. I wish my school had.
Rosie John idk about that part. Schools teaching kids self defense sounds like a legal death trap. Plus I think the Moms would absolutely lose their shit at the idea of it. Might be one of those responsibilities that falls on your parents to teach you
@@benja303 Shame. More kids getting bullied and some even killing themselves because they have no way to fight back and nothing can be done because... lawsuits. We know A LOT of families can't afford to pay for classes. It's just sad.
The lady who was checking formatting for lawyer Le Dick and the woman who beat the piss out of an attempted purse snatcher then curtsy to the crowd like it was a showplay were my favorites
The latter reminds me of my great-grandmother, who tried to chase down a mugger after they mugged one of my great uncles, she was fully prepared to beat that guy’s ass. Unfortunately, the mugger got away.
was the last person left in a torrential dodgeball game. keep in mind, this is at an all-ages kids’ club at my local gym (parents would leave their kids at the club to run around and play, hang out with friends, and climb on the massive jungle gym, which was hundreds of slides, platforms, play-areas, ball pits, monkey bars, etc., while they would attend their gym classes and work out.) i couldn’t have been more than seven years old and 4’5” at the time. my team consisted of some older kids, but the other team somehow got most of the 15-17 year-old jocks in the club. i was practically shitting myself and zig-zagging the entire time, because, even with the reprimands of the staff, the older kids were much stronger, confident, competitive, hormonal, and just wanted to look cool for their friends. so balls were being WHIPPED at us. some people left with red cheeks, and some ended up crying and with the staff having to call their parents to pick them up. one by one, every member of my team was “jailed”. time slowed down. i could not anticipate any correct moves in this situation: if i throw a ball with my noodle arms, i already knew one of the tall guys on the other team would catch it and the game would end. if i just let myself be hit, i’d get blasted for it later. and if i went to grab one of the balls on the floor to defend myself, i would surely be ended right there. so in in the midst of being terrified, scrambling to kick it in reverse toward the back wall to find a stray ball to protect myself against all of the balls barely missing me, hearing my team screaming at me to throw a ball, i see one of the older kids on the other team smile agonizingly at me. it’s like i could see hatred in his eyes. i watched him see nothing but red. he wound his arm back so fast and quick, it was like he was trying to take my head off with the ball. i braced for impact, but the ball went down towards my legs quicker than i could react. i saw god, and then felt pressure and stinging between my thighs. i had caught the ball in between my legs. i froze, in both sheer terror and with the hope that i wouldn’t accidentally drop the ball. i heard my team explode and heard the whistle to let everyone on my team back into the game. i have no recollection of what happened afterwards. i don’t remember the look on the guy’s face, but i’m sure he was pissed. moral of the story: pick on people your own size, or it’ll come back to bite you in the ass.
2:05 This is why when people say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" that it's very likely a baseless threat. If they were someone who was actually important and held power over them, they wouldn't need to ask that. They'd just drop the other shoe.
Easy; Back in middle school, my (adopted) sister was being harassed and bullied by this one guy nonstop one day. She kept asking, begging, and demanding him to leave her alone and he refused. I ended up telling him "Dude, she told you to leave her alone so leave her alone." He didn't like my comment so he got out of his desk, came over to me, kept demanding I do something about it. I stayed in my desk but I told him to go back to his seat and leave myself and my sister alone. He proceeded to flip my desk over sideways with me in it then ran back to his desk before the teacher came back in when she heard a loud clanging noise. What no one expected was me, super pissed already, getting up and walking over to Mr. Desk-Flipper and flip his over with him in it but backwards. We got into a huge fight, with him flailing his arms and pulling my hair and me punching him in the face multiple times and slamming him hard against metal shelves and everything. In the end, he had a hefty set of lumps and bruises all over his face with supposedly an aching groin that I apparently stomped according to him (I was enraged so I wouldn't remember everything I did). On the bright side, he never bothered my sister again. Also, I never got suspended for it because everyone else vouched for me about what happened
I knew a guy who's knickname was psycho. He was about 6'3", lifted weights, worked in a meat processing plant and when pushed to it, would go crazy. He was in a local club in the next town over just drinking and minding his own business. One of the town tough guys had heard heard that psycho was pretty tough and came over to challenge him to a fight. The guy was saying "I want to fight you outside" Psycho was a bit drunk and tired, so was just replyind "go away, I'm not in the mood for you" Eventually Psycho had enough and was starting to get irritated, so he downed the last of his pint, smashed the glass he was holding over his OWN forehead, and with blood dribbling down his face, stared at the guy and said "ALRIGHT!! LET'S GO!" - The guy backed away so fast, and nearly pooped himself, while saying "ok, ok, nevermind..I'm leaving" To give you an idea, psycho reminded me of Mike Tyson - very similar facial features, and when he'd look at you angry he had that same crazy look in his eyes LOL
Ooh, I got a good one. We had a spring fair at school once, and there was a water fight. We were expecting kids shooting each other with water guns but the school issued buckets of water and sponges to throw at each other. I was the only one who brought a water gun. For the first 30 minutes, everyone steered clear of me (I had a super soaker and they had wet sponges, it's like bringing a tank to an airsoft match), but then one person decided to throw a wet sponge at my head and thought it was funny to laugh. I slowly looked at him and aimed the 4-barrel zombie strike super soaker at him. He started to apologize, but I wanted to set things straight. So I started blasting. TL:DR: Friend throws a wet sponge at me, I retaliate with a super soaker.
16:25 And today, that guy is still ruining months of planning a dreams of travel. You had the knowledge to have that guy lose his job and stop him from harming people. But you couldn't be bothered.
I have one of this story Known a guy working as a part timer at the breakfast/dinner restaurant and one of the truck driver who is obviously drunk harrass a waitress and then when he confront the truck driver the waitress told him its not worth it so the guy just walk outside and see the truck of the truck driver and just slam it put some log into his truck and walk away, when the truck driver get outside of the restaurant hes shock what happened to his truck.
In my year, we have this secret tradition that only we know about. the strongest kid has to fight new kids. Basically, if a new guy is being a cocky idiot, they taunt him into challenging me to a fight. I am a 4'2 girl with a baby face, so I look like an easy opponent. Easy win, right? No. I have been training in fighting since my 5th birthday (I turn 11 in 2 months) and am pretty damn strong thanks to how much sports I do outside of school. As soon as they throw a punch and get blocked, they realise that they're dead. I literally can barely see out of my left eye, so they actually have an advantage.
I have a story like this I am a 14year old girl who isn’t particularly big 5,4 at a push and one day a man came up to my friend and started pushing her around what he didn’t know is I compete internationally in judo and I tend to train with adults twice my size and can easily pick up double my weight so I walked over and proceeded to pick him up and throw him into the ground as far as I know he later got charged with harassment as it all got caught on cctv
I have a story from my dad when he was playing hockey. One of his teammates was this reallly small dude who had a bad temper and one game this girl comes out of nowhere and hits him with her hockey stick. He was really good at hockey and could go insanely fast down the ice. So after that when he got the opportunity he went full speed to this girl and obliterated her. Her helmet went flying off and she got a very bad concussion. She never played hockey again after that.
I think it was about 1966-67, but this one guy started bullying me, by jabbing his finger in my face going on about me eating all the time (I was rather heavy at the time). I thought, 'Okay, bully', so i nearly bit his finger off. He never poked his finger at me again, and basically left me alone after that.
Friend of mine did something similar to the French girl. She was a super fit short girl, and literally kept dumbbell weights in her purse. Im talking about 20 pounds added to whatever other random shit women have in their purse. Dude tried the same thing and couldn't even lift it, just pulled his shoulder and fell on his ass.
Guy in high school who was a huge ass. He had this obsession with Buffy the Vampire Slayer (it was early 2000's, I'm old) and always bullied the Goth kids--he had a wooden hairbrush that kinda had a point on the end and had hit a couple of kids with it to 'stake' them. Leaving a science class--I should point out that while not exactly Goth, I did wear a black leather trenchcoat, dark clothes, had real long dark hair, and had to wear sunglasses due to medical reasons at the time--that I had with him, he decided I was his new 'target' and ran up, 'staking me' in my back with the brush. Everyone in the hall thought it was funny, as did he...until I turned, grabbed him by the head, and slammed his face into a locker. He left me alone after that and a few of his later 'victims' fought back when he went after them. I think it took about a week before he finally got the hint that he was not a vampire slayer and we were not vampires. Note: No teacher/admin/ect at my high school would do anything to the guy, despite multiple witnesses and reports about him (IDK why). He did not have a mental illness either. He was literally an asshole.
@@bowitboy6635 Oh hun.... Sadly, I can prove that this happened because I still have the detention slip that describes it, in a photo album dedicated to my high school BS. But believe whatever you will, sweetheart.
Back in 2015 I went to a Ford Dealership and wanted to test drive the new 2015 mustang gt(the one they had was used). They said no. I told them I had Cash to pay for car. Still said no. Came back a week later with a mustang gt. Told them they are stupid. Showed what I paid in cash. Got a brand new mustang gt. Moms boss buys work trucks from same dealership, he found out, they lost his business.
Your mother was a single child Yosef. Is what you think? You have no Aunt. No Mother, No father, save the land from which gave birth to you. No, not Russia. You were actually born in the country of Georgia.
Lol , I have a story to tell.. It was serious at the time. As time goes on you have no other option to just sit back and laugh.. As an OTR trucker I have lots of these available.. Keep up the great stories .. Thank you it is becoming therapeutic to know that I am not the only one that has had a difficult life..
I'm non-binary but my deadname is what's listed in my college database, so whenever it's the first day, professors usually have a way of taking attendance that allows you to state your own name. This one professor, who has since said slurs in class, didn't do this. Instead he displayed my deadname on the board and passed around a paper which had it on it. I emailed him explaining the situation, and he blew it off. The deadname stayed on the paper. So, I reported him to the LGBT resource center. Not too long after, my real name was suddenly on the sheet and he's been a lot more tolerable to deal with during one-on-one interactions.
In one day, I was both the giver and receiver of these situations. First period gym, arm wrestled someone who might as well have been a brick wall. I lost like I wasn’t even trying. At lunch I arm wrestled someone different. This time I was the brick wall!
I'm only a quarter way through the video, but Andre the Giant was at a bar in France, and a group of guys were picking on him and bothering all night long. Eventually Andre leaves, and the guys follow him. The men get in their car, and Andre just shakes the whole fucking car. When police came, the group of men failed to convince them that a fucking Giant attacked them.
I honestly don't understand why peoplw still think the insult " you fight like a girl " is offensive. Like the most skilled person in the marvel universe is black widow, and the most powerful people in the marvel universe are Scarlett witch and captain Marvel . And the most powerful person in x men is gean grey. In DC wonder woman is literally deny god and the daughter of Zeus
Well the cop car one sounds stupid but also remember there's a lot of valuable equipment inside so he thought he's safe. Elbowing the window is still a stupid move though he thought he's a tough guy
First story happened in Reno. I’m born, raised, and currently reside in Reno, I wonder which seedy motel he was staying at for this to occur in, there’s about three dozen that come to mind.
the most you messed with the wrong person was at a birthday party these two kids kept stealing my shoes i proceed to run away when i get them back for the 5 time on of the kids says "im the fastest in the school" i kept running juking them till they took my shoes again this time i was fed up i grabbed one of the kids by his jumper netflix bully style right on the edge of the table the parents came in before i beat him so hard his bones broke 3 times and stopped me i then put my shoes on and it went back to normal
The female hockey player beating the guy who was bigger than her… I don’t believe that. It’s possible but they’re both athletes and in different weight classes. It just almost never happens unless the guy is average or less than average and the girl is extremely experienced
I wish the guy in the last story did make the guy loose his job. Ive been singled out and screwed with for no reason by airport staff and its horrible. Im pretty sure people who fail their police entrance exams get sent to work in airports.
I was once getting a pizza in a kebab takeaway. It was a small place and had about 5 people. The people serving were from Turkey just trying to make a living, very nice people. A very drunk man walks in, orders a burger but the server didn't hear one of the orders and said "could you repeat that please" the man explodes in rage and starts calling horrible racist shit to the server. I hate racism... I see nothing.. Everything goes black around me... I feel like a bull on steroids... I'm only 5ft tall but I have a voice of a male opera singer. I scream and shout reality into his face. Tell him he can hit me if he wants to, I know he wants to. But tell him one moment of testosterone will land you years in jail. I walk outside, grab a police officer (how bloody lucky they were walking by) and tell the officer this man his being racist and slandering and aggressive. She believes me and smiles. As he's been taken away I yell hope you think before you speak when you wake up in your cell tomorrow morning you dumb ass. I had a free pizza, he didn't get a burger.
I have had many of these moments and it’s always amazing. In HS there was no women’s golf team from freshman and sophomore year. I have been playing competitively nation wide since I was in 7th grade and was basically on track to go pro at one point. During the parent/athlete meeting over the summer before tryouts one of the boys dad made some snarky comment about a girl taking a spot from the boys. As a girl I had to play all the same distances as the boys, I didn’t get to play from the forward tees. Kids dad was super cocky and basically thought his son was hot shit. During try outs I got paired to play with his son and two other boys. Dad was super cocky, son was too but not as bad. His son was good and one the first tea hit it a pretty good distance into the middle of the fairway. As I stood up to the tee box I heard the dad say something along the lines as why the fuck is this stupid little girl even trying out, she doesn’t deserve even a tryout spot. I proceeded to hit my drive a full 75yards further then his son. The father just went silent. I thin proceeded to whoop his sons ass all up and down the course and won the Varsity #1 spot as a freshman (first time in over a decade that happened, first time a girl made varsity ever) dad just grumbled under his breath the entire season but he never said anything that I could hear. My dad wanted to rip him a new one when I told him what happened but I told him it didn’t matter I was the best player on the team and that was enough for me. I had many guys I played against basically write me off as competitive and then proceed to loose miserably. My sophomore year several players on other teams knew who I was and didn’t say anything. Then when a newbie or a freshman would make some stupid joke about me being very easily beat, they would kinda have to shake their heads at them and tell them to take me seriously because I was a very good player and I was not someone they could easily beat. Had a bunch of times at demo club days (different club makers come to a golf course to show off clubs for people to test and maybe buy their clubs) and a number of different occasions I have asked for a men’s club because it’s a stiffer shaft (the better the player the stiffer the shaft. Women’s clubs are fair to wholly for me) usually they role their eyes or will tell me it’s too stiff for me and I need a women’s club. When I insist they finally hand it over I tell them thank you. Then proceed to hit the sh!t out of the ball much further than a lot of men can hit. Several times I have had other brands suddenly become very interested in talking to someone over by where I am hitting and just walk over with their mouths slightly open. Many times I have had salespeople tell me oh ladies clubs are over in the other aisle or oh the golf balls you want are over here. Before I could even get a full sentence out. I would say, I’m looking for a bee golf ball that is...only to be cut off and pointed to the women’s clubs. I get it I’m a girl but, at least let me finish before telling me what I need. I’m used to it by now. First time my husband was there to witness it he nearly went off but to me it’s much more fun to show them rather than tell them so I let my game speak for itself. I was on the road to playing professionally and even try out for the Olympic team but my ACL tore too many times and I just don’t have the capability to physically or financially pull it off. I still play as a non pro and I’m thinking once Covid is over trying to play in some local tournaments that are just for fun.
Yea there's no way you hit the ball better and harder than most grown men simply because women don't have the upper and lower body strength that men do. Your technique may be better due to years of practice but men simply dominate women in practically every sport requiring strength and endurance soon after they reach puberty and gain more muscle mass. It's simple biology.
@@Akihito007 yes, my ability to outdrive most Mae golfers had everything to do with skill and technique and not my strength. I know very well I wouldn’t be able to outdrive a man with my same playing ability. I’m talking about being times I was totally dismissed as just some girl who can’t play because I was a girl. I worked my a$$ off for years to be as good as I was and it always pissed me off when I was brushed aside just because I was a girl.
@@Akihito007 YES!!!! Thank You! I wish my people would realize that. I’m guessing you play lol. My dad always used to joke with me when I would try and get as much distance as possible I would subconsciously try and swing harder (as you said, it doesn’t work). He would say “hit it harder I heard somewhere it goes farther” lol in his annoying sarcastic voice but it was his way of reminding me it’s not about how hard you swing, its all about how you swing. It’s annoying when someone sees a movie like happy Gilmore and think the harder they swing the further it will go. This is absolutely false obviously. It’s all about how you use the momentum of the club to your advantage to have maximum force transferred to the ball. It’s especially difficult for girls for several reasons. 1. We have less muscle mass obviously 2. The entire body is different between male and female and there are not a lot of female swing coaches out there so many women end up getting taught by men and they don’t have any idea how a women’s swing is very different (not that they don’t care, they just don’t understand cause they don’t have the same body type) 3. Boobs. Lol. Just going to be honest, most men don’t have to deal with that when they swing lol. My power had to come all from my lower body because I am a girl and my chest can’t be used the same way men can so all my power comes from my legs. That’s actually how I ended up screwing up my career. I tore my ACL because I would lock my knees when I was trying to get as much power as I could. I did great at it but you don’t realize how locking your knee and twisting at the same time is not a very good idea if you do it over and over and over and over again. Eventually it will probably do some damage. I basically rubbed my knee joint against my acl over and over again until I frayed it like a rope and it snapped. I went on to blow out my knee several more times because of my own stupidity and stubbornness l. But I also found out I have an auto immune disorder which is why my knee never truly healed even when I wasn’t being an idiot. So I’m sure I would have a lot loss power now than I did before cause my knee is basically functioning with only half the cartilage it’s supposed to so I wouldn’t be able to swing like I used to but I have hit a few times since my last surgery and I still had a pretty good distance (for a girl at least lol)
In high school a large bully was trying to mess with small Asian kid. He didn't know that his dad was a karate instructor. Kid had a second degree black belt.
I took down 4 other kids after we decided we wanted to fight, I raised one above my head and threw him on the couch, someone had a headlock, I slipped out and got him in one, we called it a draw
so this was last year when i only just started year 7. i was nervous but i had my sister who was in yr 11 with me. We had to get the bus to school and back. So the incident happened couple week after starting school. we were on the bus going homw and sat upstairs with my sisters friend and these 2 boys (yr 10 mabey) from a different school were sat close to us. my sister and her friend were sat behind me and the 2 boys were sat like next to me but on a different seat. one of the boys had their phone out and was taking pictures of me. the happened like 5 times. The last time i fell asleep on the bus and my sister had had enough. it happened to be that wer got off at the same bus stop and my sister decided to have a lil chat wth them. so when we got off the bus my sister (drastically shorter than them) walked wth them and told them to stop and to walk 10 paces infront of us. she came back to walk wth me and her friend had we could see them basically running away. i felt sooooo happy and i was thinking u rlly just got scared. so yeh thats my story. im in yr 8 now tho and have seen one of the boys. havent ever messed wth me again. lmao
My pet turtle. My lil' boy, Spot is freakishly hell bent on getting payback if you bite him. He'll do it triple the damage. The other Red Eared Slider turtles are just afraid of him. After Spot lost his toe to the fatass, he sent the fatass into a medical quarantine tub resulting in us being forced to amputate the tail along with some injuries on his front paws. Then, when the other turtle, Lotus the medium sized boi bit in the tail Spot and didn't let go, Spot did the exact same thing right back at Lotus and bit him in the tail not letting go. Which resulted in one terrified turtle, an amputee and a new Alpha who has taken up most of my personalities.
I'm 5'6 and 150 lbs. Yeah, I'm not intimidating at all. However, I served my country well and learned a lot as an infantry soldier. Especially regarding hand-to-hand combat. I got 'jumped' by two guys when leaving a bar one night. One ended with a broken elbow and a punch to the throat. The other got his nuts kicked into his larynx.
A few years back a local golden gloves boxer was giving out flyers advertising an upcoming match. He’s a featherweight and doesn’t look the part with street clothes on but the guy was the real deal. Anyways, cue the drunk guy getting out of a bar just looking for trouble and starts with this guy. To his credit the boxer kept trying to brush him off because he posed no real threat to him. This happened a few times before the drunk acted like he was walking away only to turn and charge the boxer. It was over in a flash, one punch KO and the drunk is just a pile on the ground. Cops saw the whole thing and the drunk was taken to jail after a checkup at the hospital.
First off I'm a body man meaning I do body work on cars, I've punched through 3 windows of damaged or totaled cars without much thought. I'm 5"9 and 155, also been told I'm the person you dont phuck with how ever, I'm only here to tell the person from that first comment that you CAN pop windows on cars, you just have to punch through it not punch it theres a difference.
By a girl? Anyone wanna fight Rhonda Rousey? I sure as hell don't and I weigh more and probably hit harder. But I know full on well enough that I'd get my ass handed to me on a golden platter.
Friend of mine (co worker) was playing in a no check hockey league. Some jerk decide he would try to be a tough guy and banged my buddy a couple of times in the corner. My freind finaly asked him " are you trying to be a tough guy?' Jerk replied, "ya, I'll show you how tough I am". Mistake. Jerks gloves hadn't hit the ice before my friend had the guys shirt pulled over his head. Pummeled him so bad his friends had to help him off the ice. Someone yells from the stands "Hay buddy, not only you can't fight, you can't read either. You didn't read Rangers across the bottom of his pants. My friend had played two years in the minors, five years in the NHL, then two more years in the minors. Made a living as an NHL "protector". Reputed to be one of the best fighters in the NHL.
I was at a shopping center and a woman saw 3 guys in her car she pulls a gun and the dudes hauled ass. She got in and her key doesn't work she then sees her actual car. She then calls the calls the cops and explains what happened brush say that weird we just got cuz we just got a call sayin that they were weryjus
In the Navy I was a High Security guard and one evening as I was writing in my log book my supervisor tiptoed in behind me and said, “Stick ‘em up!” I remember thinking, “I’ve got to make this kick land even if I take a bullet first!” The kick plus a slight movement of my head gave me enough peripheral vision to see his hand was empty and pull the kick. I turned around and glared at him with my hand on my gun. He looked as though he lost forty pounds in about 3 seconds. I was a guard for systems and spaces certified for nuclear weapons.
Two burglars surprised the homeowner in one particular burglary gone wrong in 2001. They had the misfortune of meeting up with Duncan Ferguson, aka Duncan Disorderly, a Scottish soccer player known for his violence on field. I'm sure that he was delighted to have two home invaders to take out his aggression on; one he sent to the hospital and the other fled. Definitely the wrong person to tangle with.
"French people screaming in French is cute. Canadians screaming in French is terrifying." IDK how true that is but it's a great line.
Believe me, it's SO true... and a great line.
Also, Canadians really are polite, kind, helpful... until the puck drops.
It is terrifying because I swear everyone from Quebec are all like 6’0 and 200lb lumberjacks and the ones that aren’t are professional athletes that will kick the shit out of you
Now im french alright, and we curse each other every single day here in france
But when a *CANADIAN* does that, HE MEANS IT
Be me, french canadian born near Montreal, I can confirm you guys are damn right about us lol!
Canadians make great neighbors and scary enemies.
That subway story really hit home with me because I witnessed something similar. Basically it was lunch time and there was a rush of people in the Subway I was in and there were a group of four teenagers aged around 14-16 who were being extremely rude and vulgar while ordering and laughing loudly they were saying things like “Can I get some fucking onions and a shitload of cheese” basically just cursing out their whole order but still the girl working tried to keep her cool and was making the sandwich and she asked if they wanted it toasted and they acted like it was the dumbest question in the world and said “ofc dumb bitch” when a man behind me fully tatted from top to bottom and I’m talking FULLY tatted, from arm sleeves to neck and face tatts, said “You boys better watch your mouth.” They took one look at that guy and all got quiet. Lmao
Lol badass biker dude probably
Lmao, no one wants to find out what he’d do if they didn’t
THAT LAST ONE WAS SO SATISFYING
In middle school, a guy kept pushing my back (just to be annoying) and I told him to stop multiple times and told a teacher. When he persisted, I spun around and pinned his hand to the wall and told him to quit it. Having the other kids know I did martial arts really helped stop the physical bullying that had started before.
I’ll take 200 for things that didn’t happen Alex
@@bowitboy6635 It was unintentional. Pretty sure I was pushing his hand away and I didn't realize the wall was right there. I'm no ninja. Just pushed his hand into the wall.
Back in 2007 I was just Junior in college. I had been competing in MMA for a couple years. After an exhibition fight we went to a buffalo wild wings to watch Tito Ortiz vs Liddell if I recall. Bar was packed no seats l, just sea of people. We saw a commotion in back (we were in front). A guy was getting mouthy and acting like a badass and pushed a short guy (like me 5'6) thinking he was the easy prey. My coach and I looked at each other with the biggest grins. Short guy was a 3 time Thai boxing champion that we knew just due to his skill. You can imagine how it went from there. It got so chaotic they called in a swat team that rushed in shoulder to shoulder. We never got involved and never left our seats. I still had to talk to police for a half hour because they thought I was involved due to my black eye from my exhibition fight earlier in the night. has to be the craziest you messed with the wrong guy I've ever seen.
Reminds me of the guy who got his ass best by an 80 year old man. The younger guy broke into the elderly couples house to rob them but didnt realise the old guy was a retired MMA fighter and got laid out.
Boxer*
I have sever PTSD from abuse I suffered from my father when I was a child. Now I am extremely uncomfortable around alpha male types and get antsy. Every who knew me and knows this and generally is very respectful about it because a few have seen me have flashbacks and snaps before. Well one night I went to walk my best friend and roommate home from a club after she had been drinking, I was getting off work and had changed out of my uniform (I'm a security guard, this is important because I'm trained in restraint and self defense and am very friendly with local cops). As I'm waiting for her to find her phone in her car a Chad walks up and tried to make a pass at me. I see hes drunk and politely try to decline and walk away to the other side of the car. He started berating me for my looks (I'm very very over weight, and just finished a 10 hour shift so I looked terrible) my very drunk roommate who is a 4'11 tiny nurse student tries to intervene and tell him to back off and not to mess with me. He basically told her to fuck off and started grabbing at me I remember backing up and hitting my back against the car but kinda blacked out after that. I remember bits and pieces but didnt actually come back around until I was at the hospital. Turns out I had a violent flash back, my roommate said I jumped on the Chad and started beating him with my work bag and throwing him around like he was a rag doll. I ended up breaking my wrist and her car mirror off, he ended up with several broken bones. I was kept in hospital for psych eval and he tried to press charges for assault and attempted murder. Although I was never charged because of temp insanity and he was an underage drunk who grabbed me first (witnesses and CCTV footage confirmed). I ended up suing for emotional trauma and won but only for $1,400 so I used it to pay some school fees.
tl;dr
TLDR: what does this have to do with the subject matter 🤔
I'm sorry for your PTSD and pleased the Chad learned his lesson, there's too many men like that in the world.
Screw that guy, you beat the breaks off him.
Chicago. Coming home one night, a gaggle of PR gang members is standing at my building's gate. The leader is sizing me up, and I can tell has come to the decision to harm me. I pulled back the left side of my coat and placed my left hand on the pull away flap of my concealed carry fanny-pack. I put my right hand at the fanny-pack's soon to be open hidden pouch entrance, ready to draw. The entire time I'm staring the leader in the eyes and never slowed my walk.
I saw every muscle in that punk's body go limp and his face turn to terror. The rest of the gaggle instinctively began to backup, with their leader following right behind them.
Lame sauce. You're sauce is lame! Stop fibbin bruh, I'm PR whys it gotta be like that?
How'd you get Concealed Carry in _Chicago?_
He lyingggg
This is the incident that taught me that carrying is more about attitude and preventing the displaying of fear. Having my weapon and confident in using it, both physically and mentally, I was confident and displayed no fear. Punks like these were, feed off fear, and I had none.
That is, carrying is mostly about preventing situations than stopping one.
ABC: Always Be Carrying.
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About 4 years ago I was chilling near a lake with a few kids from school and my friends. This one kid who didn’t like me decided he would fill a water bottle with poison Ivy and water, then splash me with the water of death. Little did he know I am completely immune to poison ivy, so after he splashed me I took off my ivy soaked shirt and whipped him with it. He never came near me ever again after that.
It’s not possible to be immune to poison ivy, that’s a fact. Lol so you lying.
@@akumaghilardi2992 lmao
Daniel p 😂😂
@@akumaghilardi2992 www.healthline.com/health/poison-ivy-immunity#:~:text=Urushiol%20is%20the%20component%20of,to%20the%20effects%20of%20urushiol.
Um you're slightly right. You can gain immunity to poison ivy over tine
The North Willow slight immunity doesn’t mean completely immune.
Which means no matter how much you’re expose to it you’re still not completely immune and never will be. Plus there’s such thing as different stages of maturity for poison ivy with more severe potency.
That drunk white guy in Japan got lucky he didn’t catch a beating. I’ve been to the Honch a few times and I can say with absolute confidence that I’ve never seen a group of people more eager to fight than sailors in the Honch.
Navy veteran and former Yokosuka resident here. Can confirm 👍
You picked the wrong house fool
- Big Smoke
Ey, ey! Big Smoke! It's me, Carl! Chill! Chill!
- CJ
Peoeple "Girls fight like their little kids slapping each other wit htheir hands"
Sarah: hold my Soda
When a human almost tried to trap me in a fishnet, I grabbed him by the back, pulled him into the water, and almost made him drown. He never messed with me ever again.
You made my day :)
Flipper, is that you?
@@alisterfolson no its nessie :P
I once ignored my Duolingo notifications, now I am an orphan
That meme died five months ago
@@CarlsCozyCorner yeah whatever let the man have a bit of fun would ya?
@@easyhq4475 okay.
@@CarlsCozyCorner so did his parents
@@Hanzo1 I... wow....
Kid: I’m about to end your world
Cricket: **Touch guy finger snapping**
I didn’t witness this but my dad told me about it. My dad (6ft non violent and significantly strong and muscular black male) was just minding his own business when a random white guy called him that word *you know what it is* and he (my dad) just turned around, hit him a nice punch right to the face and knocked him out cold. One punch, and left. My dad is a badass
Years ago I was working night shift in a hotel in Mobile, AL. A drunk came out of the bar in the hotel looking for a fight. Our security guard that night was Charles Campbell. Charles "Machinegun" Campbell. 1980's middle weight professional boxer. Trained by Roy Jones Sr. The drunk took a swing at Charles. I was looking right at it and did not see Charles' hand move until it connected.
Morale of this story. Never pick a fight with any pro boxer still in their prime.
I messed with the wrong person. I told my mom i went to sleep but i was playing my ds.
*Oh shit*
😂 more likes folks
Bruh same
damn bro, you survived?
@@bigsnugga just barely, I rather fight a bear than face the wrath of my mom again
That one goblin in the cave during my DND campaign
And that’s how I got a pet goblin who is terrified to step out of line
Got bullied, beat the crap out of the bully.
See how important self defense is ? Violence is not the answer but many times you have no choice and just teaching kids that violence is not the answer and not giving them self defense skills is irresponsible
I 100% agree with you.
Self defense skills are vital.
Schools for instance should teach self defence classes instead of just saying "fighting isn't allowed" and leaving people open to harm.
I wish my school had.
Rosie John idk about that part. Schools teaching kids self defense sounds like a legal death trap. Plus I think the Moms would absolutely lose their shit at the idea of it. Might be one of those responsibilities that falls on your parents to teach you
@@benja303 Shame.
More kids getting bullied and some even killing themselves because they have no way to fight back and nothing can be done because... lawsuits.
We know A LOT of families can't afford to pay for classes.
It's just sad.
Violence is absolutely the answer, in some situations. Damned if anyone is ever hurting my boys, their father and I will see to that.
The lady who was checking formatting for lawyer Le Dick and the woman who beat the piss out of an attempted purse snatcher then curtsy to the crowd like it was a showplay were my favorites
The latter reminds me of my great-grandmother, who tried to chase down a mugger after they mugged one of my great uncles, she was fully prepared to beat that guy’s ass.
Unfortunately, the mugger got away.
The mixture of the curtsy and her spitting on him is quite cool.
'Maybe Paul Mooney summoned them.' 😆
was the last person left in a torrential dodgeball game. keep in mind, this is at an all-ages kids’ club at my local gym (parents would leave their kids at the club to run around and play, hang out with friends, and climb on the massive jungle gym, which was hundreds of slides, platforms, play-areas, ball pits, monkey bars, etc., while they would attend their gym classes and work out.) i couldn’t have been more than seven years old and 4’5” at the time. my team consisted of some older kids, but the other team somehow got most of the 15-17 year-old jocks in the club. i was practically shitting myself and zig-zagging the entire time, because, even with the reprimands of the staff, the older kids were much stronger, confident, competitive, hormonal, and just wanted to look cool for their friends. so balls were being WHIPPED at us. some people left with red cheeks, and some ended up crying and with the staff having to call their parents to pick them up. one by one, every member of my team was “jailed”. time slowed down. i could not anticipate any correct moves in this situation: if i throw a ball with my noodle arms, i already knew one of the tall guys on the other team would catch it and the game would end. if i just let myself be hit, i’d get blasted for it later. and if i went to grab one of the balls on the floor to defend myself, i would surely be ended right there. so in in the midst of being terrified, scrambling to kick it in reverse toward the back wall to find a stray ball to protect myself against all of the balls barely missing me, hearing my team screaming at me to throw a ball, i see one of the older kids on the other team smile agonizingly at me. it’s like i could see hatred in his eyes. i watched him see nothing but red. he wound his arm back so fast and quick, it was like he was trying to take my head off with the ball. i braced for impact, but the ball went down towards my legs quicker than i could react. i saw god, and then felt pressure and stinging between my thighs. i had caught the ball in between my legs. i froze, in both sheer terror and with the hope that i wouldn’t accidentally drop the ball. i heard my team explode and heard the whistle to let everyone on my team back into the game. i have no recollection of what happened afterwards. i don’t remember the look on the guy’s face, but i’m sure he was pissed. moral of the story: pick on people your own size, or it’ll come back to bite you in the ass.
A person was robbing houses the second house was a marine group home do I need to explain
Oh god. Did they even call the guy an ambulance, or did they just send for the morgue?
James Ayars that was just horrible luck or good luck
They just sent for the morgue
Did the police get involved or just head out?
Oh damn
2:05 This is why when people say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" that it's very likely a baseless threat. If they were someone who was actually important and held power over them, they wouldn't need to ask that. They'd just drop the other shoe.
12:20 aw yeah. That one just really hit me right. This is what I watched this video for
I just created a new OC based on this lady
Easy;
Back in middle school, my (adopted) sister was being harassed and bullied by this one guy nonstop one day. She kept asking, begging, and demanding him to leave her alone and he refused. I ended up telling him "Dude, she told you to leave her alone so leave her alone." He didn't like my comment so he got out of his desk, came over to me, kept demanding I do something about it. I stayed in my desk but I told him to go back to his seat and leave myself and my sister alone. He proceeded to flip my desk over sideways with me in it then ran back to his desk before the teacher came back in when she heard a loud clanging noise. What no one expected was me, super pissed already, getting up and walking over to Mr. Desk-Flipper and flip his over with him in it but backwards. We got into a huge fight, with him flailing his arms and pulling my hair and me punching him in the face multiple times and slamming him hard against metal shelves and everything. In the end, he had a hefty set of lumps and bruises all over his face with supposedly an aching groin that I apparently stomped according to him (I was enraged so I wouldn't remember everything I did).
On the bright side, he never bothered my sister again.
Also, I never got suspended for it because everyone else vouched for me about what happened
Rule one of a fight: Never underestimate your opponent
I knew a guy who's knickname was psycho. He was about 6'3", lifted weights, worked in a meat processing plant and when pushed to it, would go crazy.
He was in a local club in the next town over just drinking and minding his own business. One of the town tough guys had heard heard that psycho was pretty tough and came over to challenge him to a fight. The guy was saying "I want to fight you outside"
Psycho was a bit drunk and tired, so was just replyind "go away, I'm not in the mood for you"
Eventually Psycho had enough and was starting to get irritated, so he downed the last of his pint, smashed the glass he was holding over his OWN forehead, and with blood dribbling down his face, stared at the guy and said "ALRIGHT!! LET'S GO!" - The guy backed away so fast, and nearly pooped himself, while saying "ok, ok, nevermind..I'm leaving"
To give you an idea, psycho reminded me of Mike Tyson - very similar facial features, and when he'd look at you angry he had that same crazy look in his eyes LOL
I said no to my wife.having trouble typing this now......
"No - I'm going to finish watching these Reddit videos"...ominous music begins to play
CUCK 100
"why do i hear boss music?"
Ooh, I got a good one.
We had a spring fair at school once, and there was a water fight. We were expecting kids shooting each other with water guns but the school issued buckets of water and sponges to throw at each other. I was the only one who brought a water gun.
For the first 30 minutes, everyone steered clear of me (I had a super soaker and they had wet sponges, it's like bringing a tank to an airsoft match), but then one person decided to throw a wet sponge at my head and thought it was funny to laugh.
I slowly looked at him and aimed the 4-barrel zombie strike super soaker at him. He started to apologize, but I wanted to set things straight.
So I started blasting.
TL:DR: Friend throws a wet sponge at me, I retaliate with a super soaker.
16:25 And today, that guy is still ruining months of planning a dreams of travel. You had the knowledge to have that guy lose his job and stop him from harming people. But you couldn't be bothered.
I have one of this story
Known a guy working as a part timer at the breakfast/dinner restaurant and one of the truck driver who is obviously drunk harrass a waitress and then when he confront the truck driver the waitress told him its not worth it so the guy just walk outside and see the truck of the truck driver and just slam it put some log into his truck and walk away, when the truck driver get outside of the restaurant hes shock what happened to his truck.
I see what you did there ^^
I am low-key terrified of Montreal now.
“Call an ambulance, call an ambulance!”
“ **But not for me!** “
In my year, we have this secret tradition that only we know about. the strongest kid has to fight new kids. Basically, if a new guy is being a cocky idiot, they taunt him into challenging me to a fight. I am a 4'2 girl with a baby face, so I look like an easy opponent. Easy win, right?
No.
I have been training in fighting since my 5th birthday (I turn 11 in 2 months) and am pretty damn strong thanks to how much sports I do outside of school. As soon as they throw a punch and get blocked, they realise that they're dead. I literally can barely see out of my left eye, so they actually have an advantage.
I have a story like this I am a 14year old girl who isn’t particularly big 5,4 at a push and one day a man came up to my friend and started pushing her around what he didn’t know is I compete internationally in judo and I tend to train with adults twice my size and can easily pick up double my weight so I walked over and proceeded to pick him up and throw him into the ground as far as I know he later got charged with harassment as it all got caught on cctv
Nice one!
I have a story from my dad when he was playing hockey. One of his teammates was this reallly small dude who had a bad temper and one game this girl comes out of nowhere and hits him with her hockey stick. He was really good at hockey and could go insanely fast down the ice. So after that when he got the opportunity he went full speed to this girl and obliterated her. Her helmet went flying off and she got a very bad concussion. She never played hockey again after that.
I think it was about 1966-67, but this one guy started bullying me, by jabbing his finger in my face going on about me eating all the time (I was rather heavy at the time). I thought, 'Okay, bully', so i nearly bit his finger off. He never poked his finger at me again, and basically left me alone after that.
Friend of mine did something similar to the French girl. She was a super fit short girl, and literally kept dumbbell weights in her purse. Im talking about 20 pounds added to whatever other random shit women have in their purse. Dude tried the same thing and couldn't even lift it, just pulled his shoulder and fell on his ass.
Guy in high school who was a huge ass.
He had this obsession with Buffy the Vampire Slayer (it was early 2000's, I'm old) and always bullied the Goth kids--he had a wooden hairbrush that kinda had a point on the end and had hit a couple of kids with it to 'stake' them.
Leaving a science class--I should point out that while not exactly Goth, I did wear a black leather trenchcoat, dark clothes, had real long dark hair, and had to wear sunglasses due to medical reasons at the time--that I had with him, he decided I was his new 'target' and ran up, 'staking me' in my back with the brush. Everyone in the hall thought it was funny, as did he...until I turned, grabbed him by the head, and slammed his face into a locker. He left me alone after that and a few of his later 'victims' fought back when he went after them.
I think it took about a week before he finally got the hint that he was not a vampire slayer and we were not vampires.
Note: No teacher/admin/ect at my high school would do anything to the guy, despite multiple witnesses and reports about him (IDK why). He did not have a mental illness either. He was literally an asshole.
I can promise you that this didn’t happen lol. Only in your dreams your this big Billy bad ass lmao.
@@bowitboy6635 Oh hun....
Sadly, I can prove that this happened because I still have the detention slip that describes it, in a photo album dedicated to my high school BS.
But believe whatever you will, sweetheart.
@@bowitboy6635
The only one here pretending to be all macho and badass is you.
Back in 2015 I went to a Ford Dealership and wanted to test drive the new 2015 mustang gt(the one they had was used). They said no. I told them I had Cash to pay for car. Still said no. Came back a week later with a mustang gt. Told them they are stupid. Showed what I paid in cash. Got a brand new mustang gt. Moms boss buys work trucks from same dealership, he found out, they lost his business.
Im pretty sure that the rachel girl is my aunt its her exact description and name
Your mother was a single child Yosef. Is what you think? You have no Aunt. No Mother, No father, save the land from which gave birth to you. No, not Russia. You were actually born in the country of Georgia.
15:05 seems like something a lot of D-back starter would have fun doing
Lol , I have a story to tell.. It was serious at the time. As time goes on you have no other option to just sit back and laugh.. As an OTR trucker I have lots of these available.. Keep up the great stories .. Thank you it is becoming therapeutic to know that I am not the only one that has had a difficult life..
I'm non-binary but my deadname is what's listed in my college database, so whenever it's the first day, professors usually have a way of taking attendance that allows you to state your own name. This one professor, who has since said slurs in class, didn't do this. Instead he displayed my deadname on the board and passed around a paper which had it on it. I emailed him explaining the situation, and he blew it off. The deadname stayed on the paper. So, I reported him to the LGBT resource center. Not too long after, my real name was suddenly on the sheet and he's been a lot more tolerable to deal with during one-on-one interactions.
In one day, I was both the giver and receiver of these situations. First period gym, arm wrestled someone who might as well have been a brick wall. I lost like I wasn’t even trying. At lunch I arm wrestled someone different. This time I was the brick wall!
10:26 "pillar man theme starts playing"
The story even have a "stand".
I'm only a quarter way through the video, but Andre the Giant was at a bar in France, and a group of guys were picking on him and bothering all night long. Eventually Andre leaves, and the guys follow him. The men get in their car, and Andre just shakes the whole fucking car. When police came, the group of men failed to convince them that a fucking Giant attacked them.
4:00 you might say he wanted his... nickel back.
I honestly don't understand why peoplw still think the insult " you fight like a girl " is offensive. Like the most skilled person in the marvel universe is black widow, and the most powerful people in the marvel universe are Scarlett witch and captain Marvel . And the most powerful person in x men is gean grey. In DC wonder woman is literally deny god and the daughter of Zeus
Well the cop car one sounds stupid but also remember there's a lot of valuable equipment inside so he thought he's safe. Elbowing the window is still a stupid move though he thought he's a tough guy
First story happened in Reno. I’m born, raised, and currently reside in Reno, I wonder which seedy motel he was staying at for this to occur in, there’s about three dozen that come to mind.
0:58 he probably has seen that on gta
the most you messed with the wrong person was at a birthday party these two kids kept stealing my shoes i proceed to run away when i get them back for the 5 time on of the kids says "im the fastest in the school" i kept running juking them till they took my shoes again this time i was fed up i grabbed one of the kids by his jumper netflix bully style right on the edge of the table the parents came in before i beat him so hard his bones broke 3 times and stopped me i then put my shoes on and it went back to normal
12:20 Go girl. I hate people who feel they're better than others, get over yourselves. And 7:55 LMAO you don't mess with Jiminy Cricket
This reminds me of that old boxer the young guys started messing with the pow pow right and left stiff fresh crispy jabs.
The one at 3:17, that wasn’t a fight. That was a one-sided massacre.
Last guy needs to marry that girl of his!
The Albuquerque one is just the sketchy parts summed up
I would recount the one of the last times I lost my temper.. but I can’t remember it. Think I was so angry I blacked out with rage
The female hockey player beating the guy who was bigger than her… I don’t believe that. It’s possible but they’re both athletes and in different weight classes. It just almost never happens unless the guy is average or less than average and the girl is extremely experienced
10:30 Paul Mooney with black guy karmic summoning powers is my new head cannon.
I wish the guy in the last story did make the guy loose his job. Ive been singled out and screwed with for no reason by airport staff and its horrible. Im pretty sure people who fail their police entrance exams get sent to work in airports.
I was once getting a pizza in a kebab takeaway. It was a small place and had about 5 people. The people serving were from Turkey just trying to make a living, very nice people. A very drunk man walks in, orders a burger but the server didn't hear one of the orders and said "could you repeat that please" the man explodes in rage and starts calling horrible racist shit to the server. I hate racism... I see nothing.. Everything goes black around me... I feel like a bull on steroids... I'm only 5ft tall but I have a voice of a male opera singer. I scream and shout reality into his face. Tell him he can hit me if he wants to, I know he wants to. But tell him one moment of testosterone will land you years in jail. I walk outside, grab a police officer (how bloody lucky they were walking by) and tell the officer this man his being racist and slandering and aggressive. She believes me and smiles. As he's been taken away I yell hope you think before you speak when you wake up in your cell tomorrow morning you dumb ass.
I had a free pizza, he didn't get a burger.
3:17 and there are two types of girl fights
I have had many of these moments and it’s always amazing. In HS there was no women’s golf team from freshman and sophomore year. I have been playing competitively nation wide since I was in 7th grade and was basically on track to go pro at one point. During the parent/athlete meeting over the summer before tryouts one of the boys dad made some snarky comment about a girl taking a spot from the boys. As a girl I had to play all the same distances as the boys, I didn’t get to play from the forward tees. Kids dad was super cocky and basically thought his son was hot shit. During try outs I got paired to play with his son and two other boys. Dad was super cocky, son was too but not as bad. His son was good and one the first tea hit it a pretty good distance into the middle of the fairway. As I stood up to the tee box I heard the dad say something along the lines as why the fuck is this stupid little girl even trying out, she doesn’t deserve even a tryout spot. I proceeded to hit my drive a full 75yards further then his son. The father just went silent. I thin proceeded to whoop his sons ass all up and down the course and won the Varsity #1 spot as a freshman (first time in over a decade that happened, first time a girl made varsity ever) dad just grumbled under his breath the entire season but he never said anything that I could hear. My dad wanted to rip him a new one when I told him what happened but I told him it didn’t matter I was the best player on the team and that was enough for me. I had many guys I played against basically write me off as competitive and then proceed to loose miserably. My sophomore year several players on other teams knew who I was and didn’t say anything. Then when a newbie or a freshman would make some stupid joke about me being very easily beat, they would kinda have to shake their heads at them and tell them to take me seriously because I was a very good player and I was not someone they could easily beat.
Had a bunch of times at demo club days (different club makers come to a golf course to show off clubs for people to test and maybe buy their clubs) and a number of different occasions I have asked for a men’s club because it’s a stiffer shaft (the better the player the stiffer the shaft. Women’s clubs are fair to wholly for me) usually they role their eyes or will tell me it’s too stiff for me and I need a women’s club. When I insist they finally hand it over I tell them thank you. Then proceed to hit the sh!t out of the ball much further than a lot of men can hit. Several times I have had other brands suddenly become very interested in talking to someone over by where I am hitting and just walk over with their mouths slightly open. Many times I have had salespeople tell me oh ladies clubs are over in the other aisle or oh the golf balls you want are over here. Before I could even get a full sentence out. I would say, I’m looking for a bee golf ball that is...only to be cut off and pointed to the women’s clubs. I get it I’m a girl but, at least let me finish before telling me what I need.
I’m used to it by now. First time my husband was there to witness it he nearly went off but to me it’s much more fun to show them rather than tell them so I let my game speak for itself. I was on the road to playing professionally and even try out for the Olympic team but my ACL tore too many times and I just don’t have the capability to physically or financially pull it off. I still play as a non pro and I’m thinking once Covid is over trying to play in some local tournaments that are just for fun.
Yea there's no way you hit the ball better and harder than most grown men simply because women don't have the upper and lower body strength that men do. Your technique may be better due to years of practice but men simply dominate women in practically every sport requiring strength and endurance soon after they reach puberty and gain more muscle mass. It's simple biology.
@@Akihito007 yes, my ability to outdrive most Mae golfers had everything to do with skill and technique and not my strength. I know very well I wouldn’t be able to outdrive a man with my same playing ability. I’m talking about being times I was totally dismissed as just some girl who can’t play because I was a girl. I worked my a$$ off for years to be as good as I was and it always pissed me off when I was brushed aside just because I was a girl.
@@KatlynJShute Yea too many people swing the club like they're trying to chop wood lol.
@@Akihito007 YES!!!! Thank You! I wish my people would realize that. I’m guessing you play lol.
My dad always used to joke with me when I would try and get as much distance as possible I would subconsciously try and swing harder (as you said, it doesn’t work). He would say “hit it harder I heard somewhere it goes farther” lol in his annoying sarcastic voice but it was his way of reminding me it’s not about how hard you swing, its all about how you swing. It’s annoying when someone sees a movie like happy Gilmore and think the harder they swing the further it will go. This is absolutely false obviously. It’s all about how you use the momentum of the club to your advantage to have maximum force transferred to the ball.
It’s especially difficult for girls for several reasons.
1. We have less muscle mass obviously
2. The entire body is different between male and female and there are not a lot of female swing coaches out there so many women end up getting taught by men and they don’t have any idea how a women’s swing is very different (not that they don’t care, they just don’t understand cause they don’t have the same body type)
3. Boobs. Lol. Just going to be honest, most men don’t have to deal with that when they swing lol. My power had to come all from my lower body because I am a girl and my chest can’t be used the same way men can so all my power comes from my legs.
That’s actually how I ended up screwing up my career. I tore my ACL because I would lock my knees when I was trying to get as much power as I could. I did great at it but you don’t realize how locking your knee and twisting at the same time is not a very good idea if you do it over and over and over and over again. Eventually it will probably do some damage. I basically rubbed my knee joint against my acl over and over again until I frayed it like a rope and it snapped. I went on to blow out my knee several more times because of my own stupidity and stubbornness l. But I also found out I have an auto immune disorder which is why my knee never truly healed even when I wasn’t being an idiot. So I’m sure I would have a lot loss power now than I did before cause my knee is basically functioning with only half the cartilage it’s supposed to so I wouldn’t be able to swing like I used to but I have hit a few times since my last surgery and I still had a pretty good distance (for a girl at least lol)
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Cricket: "Oh you want some, punk?! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! HAVE AT THEE!!! VALHALLA AWAITS!!!!"
In high school a large bully was trying to mess with small Asian kid. He didn't know that his dad was a karate instructor. Kid had a second degree black belt.
I took down 4 other kids after we decided we wanted to fight, I raised one above my head and threw him on the couch, someone had a headlock, I slipped out and got him in one, we called it a draw
15:40 good damn
so this was last year when i only just started year 7. i was nervous but i had my sister who was in yr 11 with me. We had to get the bus to school and back. So the incident happened couple week after starting school. we were on the bus going homw and sat upstairs with my sisters friend and these 2 boys (yr 10 mabey) from a different school were sat close to us. my sister and her friend were sat behind me and the 2 boys were sat like next to me but on a different seat. one of the boys had their phone out and was taking pictures of me. the happened like 5 times. The last time i fell asleep on the bus and my sister had had enough. it happened to be that wer got off at the same bus stop and my sister decided to have a lil chat wth them. so when we got off the bus my sister (drastically shorter than them) walked wth them and told them to stop and to walk 10 paces infront of us. she came back to walk wth me and her friend had we could see them basically running away. i felt sooooo happy and i was thinking u rlly just got scared.
so yeh thats my story. im in yr 8 now tho and have seen one of the boys. havent ever messed wth me again. lmao
"I'M FROM WISCONSIN I CAN GUT A DEER"
Idk why this cracks me up alot XD
My pet turtle.
My lil' boy, Spot is freakishly hell bent on getting payback if you bite him. He'll do it triple the damage. The other Red Eared Slider turtles are just afraid of him. After Spot lost his toe to the fatass, he sent the fatass into a medical quarantine tub resulting in us being forced to amputate the tail along with some injuries on his front paws. Then, when the other turtle, Lotus the medium sized boi bit in the tail Spot and didn't let go, Spot did the exact same thing right back at Lotus and bit him in the tail not letting go. Which resulted in one terrified turtle, an amputee and a new Alpha who has taken up most of my personalities.
9:10 "are you blind I didn't ask for mayo"
No but I think I just went deaf to your complaining... NEXT PERSON IN LINE PLEASE.
I wonder what would've happened if the guy didn't give nickel man's nickel back
I LOVE THE THUMBNAIL ITS DOM IN THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS 1
LIL MEMER “that’s the rock”
@LIL MEMER u mad bro?! It's obviously Jackie Chan.
That’s Vin diesel and he’s in all the movies
Bruce Willis
Dear Stars. That's Vin Diesel.
16:25 is my favorite story
Well. That sounds exactly like Reno actually. Wonder if it happened across the block lmao
I shall now call getting out of a car "Unfolding Myself"
Playing pvp in a mmo against someone two levels higher than me. I got a clutch win in the end
7:56 ahaha i died
7:56
just got me laughing my head of
For my neutral special I wield a *GUN*
4:03 that’s just Hilarious thanks for sharing
3:22 someone go write an SCP about that.
I'm 5'6 and 150 lbs. Yeah, I'm not intimidating at all.
However, I served my country well and learned a lot as an infantry soldier. Especially regarding hand-to-hand combat.
I got 'jumped' by two guys when leaving a bar one night.
One ended with a broken elbow and a punch to the throat. The other got his nuts kicked into his larynx.
I'm pleased you fought dirty, guys like that are cowards.
My head went down as soon as I heard Albuquerque
A few years back a local golden gloves boxer was giving out flyers advertising an upcoming match. He’s a featherweight and doesn’t look the part with street clothes on but the guy was the real deal. Anyways, cue the drunk guy getting out of a bar just looking for trouble and starts with this guy. To his credit the boxer kept trying to brush him off because he posed no real threat to him. This happened a few times before the drunk acted like he was walking away only to turn and charge the boxer. It was over in a flash, one punch KO and the drunk is just a pile on the ground. Cops saw the whole thing and the drunk was taken to jail after a checkup at the hospital.
First off I'm a body man meaning I do body work on cars, I've punched through 3 windows of damaged or totaled cars without much thought. I'm 5"9 and 155, also been told I'm the person you dont phuck with how ever, I'm only here to tell the person from that first comment that you CAN pop windows on cars, you just have to punch through it not punch it theres a difference.
Did he say " give my nickel-back" ??
By a girl? Anyone wanna fight Rhonda Rousey? I sure as hell don't and I weigh more and probably hit harder. But I know full on well enough that I'd get my ass handed to me on a golden platter.
Friend of mine (co worker) was playing in a no check hockey league. Some jerk decide he would try to be a tough guy and banged my buddy a couple of times in the corner. My freind finaly asked him " are you trying to be a tough guy?' Jerk replied, "ya, I'll show you how tough I am". Mistake. Jerks gloves hadn't hit the ice before my friend had the guys shirt pulled over his head. Pummeled him so bad his friends had to help him off the ice. Someone yells from the stands "Hay buddy, not only you can't fight, you can't read either. You didn't read
Rangers across the bottom of his pants. My friend had played two years in the minors, five years in the NHL, then two more years in the minors. Made a living as an NHL "protector". Reputed to be one of the best fighters in the NHL.
LOL at the cricket
I was at a shopping center and a woman saw 3 guys in her car she pulls a gun and the dudes hauled ass. She got in and her key doesn't work she then sees her actual car. She then calls the calls the cops and explains what happened brush say that weird we just got cuz we just got a call sayin that they were weryjus
Um, that last part confused me but I get what you are saying
Hockey player not only got his butt kicked by a girl, but in front of an arena full of spectators.
Dont mess with the nickle guy
In the Navy I was a High Security guard and one evening as I was writing in my log book my supervisor tiptoed in behind me and said, “Stick ‘em up!” I remember thinking, “I’ve got to make this kick land even if I take a bullet first!”
The kick plus a slight movement of my head gave me enough peripheral vision to see his hand was empty and pull the kick. I turned around and glared at him with my hand on my gun. He looked as though he lost forty pounds in about 3 seconds.
I was a guard for systems and spaces certified for nuclear weapons.
You'd make a good fiction writer 😅, very imaginative
@@TheGoodrum you are wrong, I have little to no imagination. That is absolute fact.