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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @therobloxdeafults6087
    @therobloxdeafults6087 2 года назад +84269

    “Jonah, this is no excuse as to why you have 7 pounds of crack under your seat”

    • @Preppybabiess
      @Preppybabiess 2 года назад +934

      Haha lol

    • @ZBRUSHer418
      @ZBRUSHer418 2 года назад +660

      I’m dead

    • @mimix8980
      @mimix8980 2 года назад +1

      @@ZBRUSHer418bro idk if your comment is just straight laughing or you’re just dead

    • @swirltz5217
      @swirltz5217 2 года назад +411

      💀

    • @positivedud4961
      @positivedud4961 2 года назад +349

      Yeah but my friends have tons on crackers so why can’t I have crack? 😩

  • @josephstylin9203
    @josephstylin9203 2 года назад +22127

    “Your honor, my client was simply boosting the economy and trying to provide for his family”

    • @david2nine
      @david2nine 2 года назад +296

      that might actually work

    • @brixenlang3207
      @brixenlang3207 2 года назад +271

      And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

    • @anakinGTI
      @anakinGTI 2 года назад +82

      The real crime is not stealing when you’re hungry

    • @Redxxxkiller
      @Redxxxkiller 2 года назад +82

      Better Call Saul

    • @dan-wh6tj
      @dan-wh6tj 2 года назад +22

      ​@@brixenlang3207 peak fiction

  • @Matt_JJz
    @Matt_JJz 2 года назад +10032

    "Jonah I understand your point, but that doesn't mean you can get to keep doing meth in the bathroom"

  • @bloomyisnice890
    @bloomyisnice890 9 месяцев назад +1244

    Principle: " should we stop this?"
    Janitor: "Nah, let him cook"

    • @ashleikerby6700
      @ashleikerby6700 8 месяцев назад +19

      The last time we let him cook the police had to be called because he basically commited arson

    • @Ovxium
      @Ovxium 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@ashleikerby6700yea cooked up some common sense 😂

    • @KaeMoney2138
      @KaeMoney2138 8 месяцев назад +2

      W comment

    • @RedPilled792
      @RedPilled792 8 месяцев назад +2

      you mean coke

    • @gabepaixao7249
      @gabepaixao7249 8 месяцев назад

      Principal *

  • @growskull
    @growskull 2 года назад +3803

    the bullied kid's imagination when he gets home after a day of being silent at school

    • @Ahlbatrouz
      @Ahlbatrouz 2 года назад +63

      That was me at one point 😭

    • @subtomeforacookie8849
      @subtomeforacookie8849 2 года назад +13

      Thats not even funny bro...

    • @growskull
      @growskull 2 года назад

      @@subtomeforacookie8849 its not a joke its true and probably what the writers felt like writing this reddit ass scene

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 2 года назад +5

      Bro that's me lol

    • @sirevan9147
      @sirevan9147 2 года назад +26

      ​​@@subtomeforacookie8849It is funny you saying it isn't funny just shows your the kid he's describing.

  • @durak7591
    @durak7591 2 года назад +2647

    "Jonah, that is still no excuse to run a methamphetamine empire outside of school."

    • @claymationgloves3662
      @claymationgloves3662 2 года назад +46

      Mr. Jonah, We need to cook Jonah.

    • @anniebelle873
      @anniebelle873 2 года назад +13

      jonah we need to cook!

    • @DreamyJD
      @DreamyJD 2 года назад +4

      @@claymationgloves3662 but I can’t cook 😮

    • @finger420
      @finger420 2 года назад

      We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could of shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect but no! You just had to blow it up. You! And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

    • @theredprime
      @theredprime 2 года назад +4

      JESSE

  • @llamawithagun1919
    @llamawithagun1919 2 года назад +4301

    “ Jonah put the crack away !”
    “But I have a family to support !”

    • @Ymiinnnn
      @Ymiinnnn 2 года назад +20

      "i need it man -
      more then u do"

    • @jakeperez5436
      @jakeperez5436 2 года назад +1

      “a family to feed” get it right bro

    • @Leveleam
      @Leveleam 2 года назад +2

      U guys are clearly to young to understand

    • @aaliyahvaladez4120
      @aaliyahvaladez4120 2 года назад +1

      @@Leveleam 💀

    • @poalima6527
      @poalima6527 2 года назад +7

      “they also prop up the US economy” he says while the country loses $188.4 billion each year as a result of drug related healthcare, mortality, criminal justice, child and family assistance, education, and productivity loss. 😬

  • @mathieuhage4747
    @mathieuhage4747 9 месяцев назад +457

    I’d like to see this argument hold up in court

    • @abelrivera-y7c
      @abelrivera-y7c 8 месяцев назад +4

      You won't because there is small time and big time. Rich want what they don't want to believe. So the poor people have to do what they do. Life keeps moving on.

    • @alexcuevas6709
      @alexcuevas6709 8 месяцев назад

      Your going to hell 😂

    • @mathieuhage4747
      @mathieuhage4747 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@abelrivera-y7c I had a stroke trying to read that

    • @zili1994
      @zili1994 8 месяцев назад +2

      😮​@@mathieuhage4747 fr fr still dont agree with your comment though i mean i semi agree

    • @unfazed1363
      @unfazed1363 8 месяцев назад +1

      U struggled to read a properly spelled sentence with no words longer than 7 letters? ​@mathieuhage4747

  • @t0xc712
    @t0xc712 2 года назад +7481

    "Jonah, you need to stop watching breaking ba-"
    "NO."

    • @legoandmore5929
      @legoandmore5929 2 года назад +89

      @@moimoi2404 no breaking bad Is a series of a man named Whalter white a chemistry teacher who has lung cancer and need to make methamine which is a drug,when one of his students join him trying to make as much money as possible to get rid of his lung cancer he killed multiple people including his brother for net worth to get the money but at the end it’s too late for whalter because he’s dead(btw I didn’t watch this series I just know about it)

    • @Nic-zj5eh
      @Nic-zj5eh 2 года назад +15

      @@moimoi2404 The name of the series is ozark

    • @RBLXandVlogs
      @RBLXandVlogs 2 года назад +7

      according to my calculations Walter white is a baddie🤓🤓🤓🤓💨

    • @teachmehowtofreeze2849
      @teachmehowtofreeze2849 2 года назад +3

      ​@@RBLXandVlogs bro I cant

    • @teachmehowtofreeze2849
      @teachmehowtofreeze2849 2 года назад +2

      ​@@RBLXandVlogs he goofy ahh energy

  • @aadyapandey916
    @aadyapandey916 2 года назад +5643

    My comebacks in the shower be like:

  • @yesnt7298
    @yesnt7298 2 года назад +11465

    How it sounds in a movie:😎🍷
    How it sounds IRL: 🤓

    • @brayanxd4547
      @brayanxd4547 2 года назад +112

      Really!

    • @FilipKysucan
      @FilipKysucan 2 года назад +415

      Bro 😂😂 in movie:💩💩💩🐒🐒
      in real life: 💩💩💩🐒🐒

    • @sharkboss97
      @sharkboss97 2 года назад +303

      it sounds trash in the movie/show too

    • @y2kplanet
      @y2kplanet 2 года назад +1

      Fr the class be like:
      🤨🤨😂😂👇. 😀🧐🤨🤪
      😅🥲😴. 🤡 😇💀🤔

    • @ignaciod06
      @ignaciod06 2 года назад +35

      "IRL" 🤓

  • @Galaxy0522
    @Galaxy0522 7 месяцев назад +62

    Never let bro cook again 😭
    Like bro onto nothing 😭

    • @vegeta_2000
      @vegeta_2000 6 месяцев назад +1

      bluddy cant understand what the movie character said at all 😭

    • @Galaxy0522
      @Galaxy0522 6 месяцев назад

      @@vegeta_2000 and buddy you can’t understand this is the exact same S cocaine and drug addicts be saying the exact same S this boy be saying
      But your and internet lil boi so your iq level is below 5

    • @Galaxy0522
      @Galaxy0522 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@vegeta_2000 and buddy you can’t understand whoever the character is
      Is probably having this stuff at his house at his home and probably and addicted
      You really think your cooking on that comment 😭

    • @vegeta_2000
      @vegeta_2000 6 месяцев назад

      @@Galaxy0522 ok 👍
      2 week old comment hop off.

    • @Galaxy0522
      @Galaxy0522 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@vegeta_2000your comment is not even 2 weeks old yet + you responded to my top comment 2 weeks ago 😂

  • @AlphaAssasinYT
    @AlphaAssasinYT 2 года назад +2997

    "Jonah this is why you need to stop watching breaking ba-"
    "I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE BAD"

  • @Crybabysperfume
    @Crybabysperfume 2 года назад +2690

    POV : Jonah watched a documentary about drugs but couldn't finish watching it cause he had to go to bed.

    • @futball_direct
      @futball_direct 2 года назад +10

      What is bro saying 💀

    • @levirr11
      @levirr11 2 года назад +8

      @@futball_direct the kid is speaking facts bro

    • @Equilibrium21
      @Equilibrium21 2 года назад +20

      @@levirr11 Have you seen drug dealers? They hardly struggle to survive

    • @ThePLSMC
      @ThePLSMC 2 года назад +8

      ​@@levirr11 he's really not

    • @jhonnyrahel5231
      @jhonnyrahel5231 2 года назад

      ​@@levirr11 yup but don't be brainwashed
      Humans are always put in delusion
      So what i mean is before you agree on these kind of things or trying to talk serious things , what he said ("i would sign" and tries to become the big brain guy trying to talk about GDP ) ,in realty he would learn from the future when he watchs what diff kinds of harmful things drug dealers and users damage pure peoples lives within his or out of his life , thats why America(other countries too including mine) is messed up country b/c kids like these don't have teachers which can outsmart them and grow up admitting things that what waste peoples lives are the one which are benefiting them , he talks about money what about peoples minds and life's which is constantly and highly being messed up
      is it worth it?
      Nothing is perfect but why going far with it while you can cut it from the bottom when it tries to rise
      So humans are their own enemies!
      Sorry if i get to much its because i hate it when i am watching shows that peoples are low valued and they are trying to promote it and like more of 95% peoples agree and keep on it while 3% peoples are being shit on its like majority rules minority rights and its on the hands of 1% of the devils which rule the world, 1% are the ones who are not seen /cancelled / in prison / somewhere / which are fighting but at what cost while the one who is winning is keeping them to shut up (Earth after death will be the only key to get punished for what you have done including me until then sinners will be judging sinners )

  • @yellowindian5134
    @yellowindian5134 2 года назад +10869

    That one 13 years old in discord chat be like:

  • @BossHogg093
    @BossHogg093 9 месяцев назад +237

    “Drugs are addictive” and she looked confused when he said that it ain’t that easy

    • @saphiregough1480
      @saphiregough1480 8 месяцев назад +10

      It's not, in addition to stapling the economy it is also heavily present in our culture. I mean, how else does the disease of addiction spread anyway? Typically one of two ways: curiosity or peer pressure. The former will always exist, the only thing we can try to do is encourage that particular delve in later life (when one reaches their 80's or 90's).

    • @bluekitty7838
      @bluekitty7838 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@saphiregough1480 but she said that it's important to say no to drugs and alcohol, which it is

    • @saphiregough1480
      @saphiregough1480 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@bluekitty7838 you are right. I do not condone these substances within myself. I am simply recognizing why drugs would (sadly) be important.

    • @bluekitty7838
      @bluekitty7838 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@saphiregough1480 They have importance, but it's not like without them the economy would collapse. And it was just a statement.

    • @wahidayara8534
      @wahidayara8534 8 месяцев назад

      Is the movie name Pay it forward?

  • @RB.197
    @RB.197 2 года назад +779

    “Bro has watched one too many Breaking Bad episodes”

    • @X-Cal1bur
      @X-Cal1bur 2 года назад +12

      waltuh

    • @milkyyanks765
      @milkyyanks765 2 года назад +7

      I watched them all including the movie and BCS.
      Still think meth is a sh!t.
      Remember that one episode when Jessie try to get his money back from the junkies couple and found a kid that live such a sad live just because his parents are drug addict?

    • @Kobe673
      @Kobe673 2 года назад +1

      @@X-Cal1bur Yes, Jesse?

    • @Kobe673
      @Kobe673 2 года назад

      @Professional Milker I’m not evil, I did it for my family.

    • @ryangoslingofficial25
      @ryangoslingofficial25 2 года назад

      who tf are you quoting

  • @user-hg4cp7xn1i
    @user-hg4cp7xn1i 2 года назад +3146

    “Jonah, you have no family to feed. This is why you live in an orphanage”

  • @Bluemoon933
    @Bluemoon933 2 года назад +4478

    This kid has been taking chemistry classes from Walter White.

    • @sagarj8125
      @sagarj8125 2 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kpoppunch
      @kpoppunch 2 года назад +12

      Hehehe 😉😉😉

    • @ollyjames1888
      @ollyjames1888 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @kaycharlie352
      @kaycharlie352 2 года назад +5

      🤣🔥🤣

    • @imnainggolanpm2245
      @imnainggolanpm2245 2 года назад +12

      in this series, Jonah's character was not that into chemistry.
      Jonah was more into how the cash flows, and how to launder them though 😄

  • @hayyan3299
    @hayyan3299 8 месяцев назад +34

    Bro recently finished breaking bad💀🤣

  • @lenny_BDL
    @lenny_BDL 2 года назад +977

    Jonah, that’s no excuse for having 100 pounds of crystal meth in your locker
    Jonah: I AM THE ONE WHO RINGS

  • @Freshprinceofottawa
    @Freshprinceofottawa 2 года назад +2724

    This sounds like those Reddit “and everyone clapped at the end” stories

    • @grizzzymd
      @grizzzymd 2 года назад +34

      Yeahthathappened

    • @louie2747
      @louie2747 2 года назад +27

      @@grizzzymd Thank god this exist. I thought I was the only one who wasn’t gullible enough. Literally every one of them recount their stories in 1:1 detail like it’s a novel

    • @pavlekovacevic1676
      @pavlekovacevic1676 2 года назад

      ​@@louie2747 reddit in any subreddit is full of fake stories

    • @JargonGigantus
      @JargonGigantus 2 года назад +4

      Exactly. Things always sound so much more intelligent when you have paid actors rehearsing lines prior to the "debate"

    • @Live4PLAY3
      @Live4PLAY3 2 года назад

      Litterally dumb statement.

  • @guyatfood2
    @guyatfood2 Год назад +3559

    "No officer, I was buying the drugs to support the dealer's family!"

    • @hehehapog
      @hehehapog Год назад +14

      LOL

    • @osramaghribia88
      @osramaghribia88 Год назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 9 месяцев назад +16

      Think of the cartel member's infant son!

    • @yow_nate5126
      @yow_nate5126 9 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sageex3931
      @sageex3931 9 месяцев назад +5

      😂🤣

  • @infinight1
    @infinight1 7 месяцев назад +11

    Bro studies 12 yrs of his life for that comeback

  • @oldmonk8895
    @oldmonk8895 2 года назад +5833

    Drugs won't affect the child.
    The child:

    • @tylermccann2518
      @tylermccann2518 2 года назад +240

      Andrew tate when he was 12

    • @quit83636
      @quit83636 2 года назад +9

      LMAOOO

    • @gunoily
      @gunoily 2 года назад +51

      ??? you all dont understand him?

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 2 года назад +157

      ​@@gunoily Anyone who's remotely smart is considered weird to today's society I swear

    • @gunoily
      @gunoily 2 года назад +40

      @@nossta5242 really its sad

  • @ayowassup8480
    @ayowassup8480 2 года назад +193

    "They are innocent"
    Me and my homies snorting sugar: I damn well agree with you

  • @UsernameSomething
    @UsernameSomething 2 года назад +1241

    “How is it not that simple, drugs are addictive-“
    But you didn’t have to cut me off💀

    • @giuseppe29704
      @giuseppe29704 2 года назад +6

      mans really a gacha player

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 2 года назад +17

      @Boi Is A chad 🏳️‍🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers that name is hilarious. Didn't know people could be that hateful

    • @wovenalloy
      @wovenalloy 2 года назад

      @@giuseppe29704 Yeah lmfao

    • @wovenalloy
      @wovenalloy 2 года назад

      @Boi Is A chad 🏳️‍🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers Your name is the definition of an Omega male

    • @jsa2609
      @jsa2609 2 года назад +1

      funny 😐

  • @iarlaith_Lynch10
    @iarlaith_Lynch10 3 месяца назад +4

    That kid is gonna be a politician

  • @imakevidz4u
    @imakevidz4u 2 года назад +1711

    When I was a kid, this is how I imagined a debate between me and the teacher would be like.

    • @ggfootball07
      @ggfootball07 2 года назад +29

      I'm grade 10 and I've done shit like this before its absolutely awesome

    • @andreykozyrev492
      @andreykozyrev492 2 года назад +1

      Fr

    • @davegeorge9538
      @davegeorge9538 2 года назад +15

      When I was a kid, this is how discussion's between me and teachers went. I got kicked out of class every week.

    • @Niechcetakiegourl
      @Niechcetakiegourl 2 года назад +1

      "we are not friends" "go to principal" ik what u mean xd

    • @UFO-047
      @UFO-047 2 года назад +10

      @@ggfootball07 ..and then you wake up and have to go to school

  • @zoefrazier8908
    @zoefrazier8908 2 года назад +271

    “Jonah, that doesn’t explain why you were found selling crystal meth on the playground-“

    • @Raifyiix
      @Raifyiix 2 года назад +6

      Jonah, we need to cook

    • @paytonwilcox8558
      @paytonwilcox8558 2 года назад +4

      Hey.....is that a Breaking Bad refrence

  • @Just_lazuli
    @Just_lazuli 2 года назад +455

    And that's how the little Jonah died alone at the age of 20 because of an overdose.
    -Rest in peace jonah

    • @B.A.B.G.
      @B.A.B.G. 2 года назад

      More like piss.

    • @kaylawilcher9245
      @kaylawilcher9245 2 года назад +6

      It doesn't mean he would be on them. he is just correcting her because she is infact wrong. I hate that people are addicted to the and I have almost lost my baby brother multiple times however he is right. isn't that the whole point of pharma?

    • @ji_my2190
      @ji_my2190 2 года назад

      @@kaylawilcher9245 pharma can’t solve everything stupid😂

    • @ji_my2190
      @ji_my2190 2 года назад +2

      @@kaylawilcher9245 and drug money ain’t the only way to make a living..

    • @kaylawilcher9245
      @kaylawilcher9245 2 года назад +1

      @@ji_my2190 never said it was. I was just pointing out that even though the teachers getting pissy doesn't make him wrong.i would love to have a world that's drug free but it's not going to happen. Did you know that there are people that go to dealers for anti-psycotic meds because they can't afford pharmacy prices.

  • @nerob2
    @nerob2 8 месяцев назад +5

    the kid in this video is smarter than most of the children on this earth that we live on and the teacher should be inclined to listen to him because he is clearly going places in his life with the knowledge that he has

    • @roy5780
      @roy5780 4 месяца назад

      it's a show it's not that deep you child

  • @Pizzachicken0
    @Pizzachicken0 2 года назад +3056

    “See dad this is why you should let me do drugs”
    Edit:reply and say pizza Mozzarella

  • @DeviousAhhWaffle
    @DeviousAhhWaffle 2 года назад +318

    "Jonah, this is no excuse to smoke weed in class."

  • @jakedeeyah1640
    @jakedeeyah1640 2 года назад +1151

    I'm sure the writer for this scene was really proud of themselves.

    • @hiseverest9074
      @hiseverest9074 2 года назад +59

      Must be junkies themselves.

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 2 года назад +53

      Yeah instead of helping people's addiction let's just monetize their addiction, bout as American as anything can be

    • @disnuts8905
      @disnuts8905 2 года назад +13

      Woops, Feminist is angry hahahahaha

    • @roronovazoro9459
      @roronovazoro9459 2 года назад

      Well his family is in money laundering so dialogue are justified

    • @soumyaghosh1609
      @soumyaghosh1609 2 года назад

      ​@@disnuts8905 they are worse than feminist...they are npc of matrix.they are shut this issue because its make them think how miserable and scared they are.they can't get out there little comfortable bubble.

  • @jzombie1744
    @jzombie1744 9 месяцев назад +80

    "okay, you got a point, but uhhh.... Drugs are bad mkay?"

    • @tf841
      @tf841 8 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @BolganH
      @BolganH 7 месяцев назад +7

      That kid knows nothing. It tries to know the most complicated things and act all grown up and independent, while it is missing the most simple part. So he doesn't have any point.

    • @KaedenAlva-d3t
      @KaedenAlva-d3t 7 месяцев назад

      He doesnt have a point tho her claim was that he should say no to drugs and alcohol which is true and his claim is the drug dealers need money to provide for there family but the drug dealers could just get a job and do that exact same thing also his claim didn't disprove hers at all he should say no as it will cause him to go down a bad path die younger higher depression thing slike that

    • @RandomBebop
      @RandomBebop 7 месяцев назад

      that mkay sounds familiar

    • @TheFantasticFreak
      @TheFantasticFreak 7 месяцев назад +1

      He doesn’t have a good point. Street drugs aren’t taxed so they don’t prop up the economy. Addictions spread through drug deals. I am however a proponent of a free choice for every mentally stable adult.

  • @KlausMikaelson1423
    @KlausMikaelson1423 2 года назад +165

    Teacher:what is your father do for living
    That kid:drug dealer.....

  • @voidianleader9253
    @voidianleader9253 2 года назад +6205

    Everyone gangsta until Jonah 200 IQ’s the teacher
    Edit: ok I’ll stop

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 2 года назад +149

      but at all drugs don’t prop up the us economy this is just a corny ass scene to make him seem smart

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 года назад +31

      ​@@nicolasfierro2143 There's a movement to have weed legalized and get it taxed.

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 2 года назад +32

      @@tonypeppermint5329 this dude is talking about and underground heroin cocaine type of selling where people are killed not stuff people openly talk about smoking and has been basically legal for years nkt plus the weed industry’s pretty small

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 2 года назад +2

      @@user-tp7zb7ej2s that’s mainly due to weed just being legalized and being legalized in only a couple of states that have all the trafic on a country wide scale it’s not legal in most places and isn’t selling those kinds of crazy numbers

    • @nicolasfierro2143
      @nicolasfierro2143 2 года назад +6

      @@user-tp7zb7ej2s i completely agree cartels do kind of assist the us economy but cartels deal with many kinds of businesses not just drugs they get laws put in place kill people get insider information and many other things organized crime doesn’t make that much of their profit off of drugs

  • @qilaifu3000
    @qilaifu3000 2 года назад +628

    What the boy said was literally why drugs are bad

    • @unbannable7551
      @unbannable7551 2 года назад +13

      Because plugs have families to feed?

    • @phucnhahuynh4477
      @phucnhahuynh4477 2 года назад +102

      ​@@unbannable7551 it's kinda weird when you looking it at different angles. Like, if that drug deal has to feed their families then they should know that drug can ruin a family too

    • @mikeychido6937
      @mikeychido6937 2 года назад +61

      ​@@unbannable7551 they can get a real job.

    • @parallax3288
      @parallax3288 2 года назад +9

      @@mikeychido6937 although that may be true, what if they had a bad childhood, went into juve, couldn’t pay for college. That level of education can maybe get you 35,000 a year, where as being a dealer could double or Triple that income every year.

    • @perrytheplatapus1523
      @perrytheplatapus1523 2 года назад

      ​@@phucnhahuynh4477 drug dealer feeds family, guy who buys drugz kills family🧐

  • @Lightning420_
    @Lightning420_ 8 месяцев назад +48

    Somebody definitely lost an argument with their teacher in middle school

    • @whitehockey3795
      @whitehockey3795 8 месяцев назад +1

      you should not be arguing with your teacher*

  • @notthedeadweight
    @notthedeadweight 2 года назад +365

    The kid with 10 pounds of cocaine on his backpack:

  • @livelaughlove1235
    @livelaughlove1235 2 года назад +90

    "JONAH DON'T DO THAT YOUR GONNA GET INTO DANGE-"
    "Shut up you foolish mortal. I AM the danger."

  • @ariiigatouu
    @ariiigatouu 2 года назад +2676

    "Jonah, the drug dealer while trying to save his family is ruining thousand other families"

    • @tanaziolopez1936
      @tanaziolopez1936 2 года назад

      And giving money to cartels who kills people

    • @kayalvizhisivaraj1297
      @kayalvizhisivaraj1297 2 года назад +25

      Then how about giving them employment?!

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt 2 года назад +31

      @@kayalvizhisivaraj1297 if they do that then it will ruin MORE families.

    • @kayalvizhisivaraj1297
      @kayalvizhisivaraj1297 2 года назад +10

      @@Name-ru1kt I didn't comment to give them drug deals employment. I just comment give them employment. And ofcourse, after their judgment from law. If we just talk they are bad, they will always be. I want my society to be better than now, so I need to do something to make it better instead of some dramatic heroes to make it better for my whole life.

    • @kayalvizhisivaraj1297
      @kayalvizhisivaraj1297 2 года назад +3

      @marianec477 That's partially what i said and also what if everyone thinks "why should I give them job, others will give it to them?!" Like that and then no one will give them jobs and they want money to live, so they will ended up with their previous jobs to fill their stomachs. Ofcourse not all of them are like that who needs enough money to live, there are many who wants luxury.

  • @erikkovacs3097
    @erikkovacs3097 8 месяцев назад +6

    "Your honor my children will starve if I don't sell this Fentanyl to these teenagers"

  • @SmarterDenu
    @SmarterDenu 2 года назад +129

    "Hey Jonah what ya drinking?"
    Jonah: "ALCOHOL BELONGS!"

    • @js1817
      @js1817 2 года назад

      What does "alcohol belongs" mean? That's a sentence fragment.

  • @depankardey1621
    @depankardey1621 Год назад +267

    That's explains why Matt Murdock is such a good lawyer 😅

    • @Joedog-wn6zx
      @Joedog-wn6zx Год назад +4

      Was about to make the same joke

  • @shuckled
    @shuckled 2 года назад +1440

    My anxiety: ⬜️⬜️📈📉⬜️⬜️📈
    ⬜️📈⬜️⬜️📉📈⬜️
    📈⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

  • @simoschouz2480
    @simoschouz2480 9 месяцев назад +10

    Damn Matt Murdock is on the roll

  • @pablobigpops
    @pablobigpops 2 года назад +29

    This is the exact moment Jonah became Heisenberg

  • @aaronbagley5553
    @aaronbagley5553 2 года назад +1891

    This is why Jonah was my favorite character in Ozark

  • @gamebeedagoat
    @gamebeedagoat 2 года назад +1015

    “How is it not that simple? Drugs are addictive.”
    My mind: *exactly.*

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 2 года назад +27

      @GameBlockz1 yup this kid was me in school. "Drugs are addictive."
      "Yes , drugs like Caffeine , how much of *that* drug have *You* taken today?"
      "Go to the Principles office!"
      (Goes to office)
      Principle: "What did you do today, Rick?"
      "She wanted me to sign an anti-drug pledge, so I Asked the teacher about her daily drug use." (Evil Grin)
      Principle: [[[Facepalms]]]

    • @beelzebub3920
      @beelzebub3920 2 года назад +19

      ​@@rickcoona and then everyone clapped

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 2 года назад +3

      @@beelzebub3920 YUP! question the system and they try and punish you "The nail that stands up, gets Hammered Down"
      i was a nine-inch nail

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 2 года назад +5

      then you are very simple-minded lol

    • @Voldycssm19
      @Voldycssm19 2 года назад +1

      ​@@fish_toes 🤓

  • @Andres-w9k
    @Andres-w9k 5 месяцев назад +2

    He is onto something ✅
    He is on something ✅

  • @00opiumm
    @00opiumm 2 года назад +83

    Saul Goodman explaining to the judge that mr White was just providing for his family and was actually helping the us economy

  • @RaviBRUH
    @RaviBRUH 2 года назад +492

    Bro woke up and memorised the whole drug page on wikipedia.

    • @KIRAE72
      @KIRAE72 2 года назад +4

      Nah vro
      He himself a drug leader 💀

    • @Bobbricksfor1all
      @Bobbricksfor1all 2 года назад

      Bro it’s true

    • @mos6275
      @mos6275 2 года назад +2

      ​@@KIRAE72 Bro followed Walter White

    • @catz_vi
      @catz_vi 2 года назад

      ​@@mos6275 🤓

    • @exsparkxelraz5569
      @exsparkxelraz5569 2 года назад

      Is there a TV show?

  • @andramation
    @andramation 2 года назад +503

    The cameraman: "hurry up my invisibility running out"

  • @new2-xx5tp
    @new2-xx5tp 3 месяца назад +2

    "Jonah you are in the fourth grade sit your ass down"

  • @kingopossum2163
    @kingopossum2163 2 года назад +1082

    If a kid said that in school, you know it's not long before the cops show up to house with a search warrant and child services.

    • @gbBaku
      @gbBaku 2 года назад +14

      Nah, the kids at the school I teach at say weirder shit all the time, it is not to be taken seriously.

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 2 года назад

      Kind reminder that the war on drugs started because the US government couldnt tax drug dealers.

    • @seraftt
      @seraftt 2 года назад +1

      yeah like they do when kids reference school shooters and then when they actually do the school shootings and the police just say "it was on our radar" without actually doing anything to stop them

    • @Whatsup_Abroad
      @Whatsup_Abroad 2 года назад +4

      Uhm no. Child exercising his freedom of speech is not room for issuing a valid search warrant. Any cop the executed such a warrant would end up spending time in Jail.

    • @Kyle_Reese
      @Kyle_Reese 2 года назад

      ​@@gbBaku can you tell me one of the weird shit they said?

  • @tylorjones9174
    @tylorjones9174 2 года назад +238

    That’s a great child actor fr

    • @tylorjones9174
      @tylorjones9174 2 года назад

      @@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j I do what I want

    • @WillHelm236
      @WillHelm236 2 года назад

      ​@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j Thanks, I won't

  • @ayushagrawal3988
    @ayushagrawal3988 2 года назад +336

    "JONAH BUT THATS NOT A VALID EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU WERE SMOKING AND SELLING POT ON THE HALLWAY"

    • @Tricxs
      @Tricxs 2 года назад

      Movie name?

  • @JeffreyJuste-g1g
    @JeffreyJuste-g1g Месяц назад

    That kid is speaking facts 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ninacavallo2827
    @ninacavallo2827 2 года назад +1344

    Okay but her whole point is that people shouldn’t be addicted to drugs in the first place, then he started his point by saying ”but they are” like, ya bro that’s why she’s telling you this😂

    • @noahtackett6264
      @noahtackett6264 2 года назад

      It's a kid that's disillusioned to the anti drug campaigns and realizes humans will always be looking for some sort of fix to get high- whether it be exercise, drugs, war, power, whatever. He recognizes the good that drugs do for the economy - hell if the government decriminalized drug use and put a tax on it they'd make so much money, just look at alcohol and how much money it makes them even before it's sold in some cases.
      It's a sad reality and if a kid recognizes that truth about humanity, they deserve a lot of passes on things because that's the kind of person that makes it far in this world- exploiting various addictions. Look at Amazon and how they exploit an addiction to convenience for example, or the fact that some people will always pick up smoking, especially if they're in military service or shit jobs, or any number of other addictions.
      And honestly if you're old enough to fight for your country, you're old enough to decide what goes into your body. Fuck anyone who says otherwise because they have no respect for those who came before that have fought and died for the freedoms we enjoy today. Just don't infringe on the rights of others and all will be well. #endthewarondrugs

    • @legendarygamingplus5524
      @legendarygamingplus5524 2 года назад +23

      Technically we all are alchol is a drug caffeine is a drug and so much more he is telling the truth tho

    • @hunteroutlaw229
      @hunteroutlaw229 2 года назад +5

      Women ☕️

    • @ninacavallo2827
      @ninacavallo2827 2 года назад +73

      @@hunteroutlaw229 that doesn’t have to do with anything I said by sure😃

    • @huskydarklove2216
      @huskydarklove2216 2 года назад +7

      Shouldn’t be addicted but they are. Sometimes their addicted to drugs before they even take them.

  • @crw662
    @crw662 2 года назад +21

    I honestly enjoy it when students do this type of thing. I have other students debate them and see how well they can defend their arguments.

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios 2 года назад +1

      My teacher let that happen in Whatsapp class group chat too.
      Vegetarian vs Non-Vegetarian
      Hindu vs Muslim
      "Leave the country!" etc etc.
      That was just one time.
      He did tell me and another girl to stop talking about us two dying from Corona.😂Srsly, our last exam was getting renewed for next week, every week and finally happened after 6 months. It was wicked weird.

    • @crw662
      @crw662 2 года назад +2

      @@kalakritistudios
      Teachers can definitely take it too far to the point that curriculum isn’t being taught. It’s a hard balance we must traverse.

  • @Wahtri
    @Wahtri 2 года назад +45

    Teacher: how do you know my past life?💀

  • @MaddoxS-r1r
    @MaddoxS-r1r 9 месяцев назад +21

    LET HIM COOK!!!!

    • @dolorescovington403
      @dolorescovington403 8 месяцев назад +1

      "You are DONE!"

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 8 месяцев назад

      What’s the name of the show

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 8 месяцев назад

      @@dolorescovington403what’s the name of the show

    • @KaedenAlva-d3t
      @KaedenAlva-d3t 7 месяцев назад

      He didn't cook his entire claim could be thrown out by 3 words "get a job"

    • @MaddoxS-r1r
      @MaddoxS-r1r 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@KaedenAlva-d3t He did

  • @pivotgamer9551
    @pivotgamer9551 2 года назад +174

    “Jonah, that is no excuse to be selling weed and cocaine to the high schoolers”

  • @xHauz
    @xHauz 2 года назад +197

    my anxiety:
    ⬜️⬜️📈📉⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
    ⬜️📈⬜️⬜️📉📈📉⬜️⬜️📈
    📈⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️📉📈⬜️
    ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

    • @VXNCENT-PLAYA
      @VXNCENT-PLAYA 2 года назад +12

      woah

    • @Windmillity
      @Windmillity 2 года назад +3

      stolen

    • @xHauz
      @xHauz 2 года назад +3

      @@Windmillity oh i didint see the other comment i am sorry i did make this for a post before that video and i wanted to use it on here too

    • @loygeesepicotheraccount2958
      @loygeesepicotheraccount2958 2 года назад +1

      Yo you actually made the chart

    • @xHauz
      @xHauz 2 года назад

      @@loygeesepicotheraccount2958 you can use the white tile emoji (⬜️) and theese emojis(📈📉) to make this

  • @kaiaguilar4779
    @kaiaguilar4779 2 года назад +814

    His math be mathing

  • @thatrustychemist
    @thatrustychemist 7 месяцев назад +1

    idk the kid’s name but he was unironically a REALLY good actor in this, he mirrored a ton of marty’s mannerisms in this clip almost perfectly. good shit 🙏

  • @Zemiaza
    @Zemiaza 2 года назад +86

    Dude if I did this in front of my mom she’d slap me and go “Read between the lines.” 🤣

  • @trientiswashingtonthe3rd9
    @trientiswashingtonthe3rd9 2 года назад +768

    Dude is giving me more info in 60 seconds than school for 7 hours

    • @harvz5413
      @harvz5413 2 года назад +13

      You mean entire school time? Full 13 years of pre college?

    • @thexxpenguin4340
      @thexxpenguin4340 2 года назад +3

      I go through almost nine hours

    • @ranveerboi
      @ranveerboi 2 года назад +5

      Bro I go through 11 hours

    • @hdrakgul3456
      @hdrakgul3456 2 года назад +4

      ​@@ranveerboi rip💀

    • @pmkl4134
      @pmkl4134 2 года назад +1

      @@ranveerboi How is it?

  • @osstora.
    @osstora. 2 года назад +23

    This is the moment where Jonah became Jonahberg 🥶🥶🥶

  • @Fornite_moblie
    @Fornite_moblie 8 месяцев назад +1

    True😂 bro smart as Sheldon ❤

  • @maxgranger1444
    @maxgranger1444 2 года назад +25

    “ hey dad I got suspended “
    “ WHAT WHY “
    “ it’s a long story “

    • @thetf8142
      @thetf8142 2 года назад

      “I brought up a flawed argument to my teacher, and made a complete fool of myself”

  • @bigbrainboi8204
    @bigbrainboi8204 2 года назад +180

    Bro is describing walter whites entire life

    • @gaspersnakes
      @gaspersnakes 2 года назад

      YYYYYYYEESYESYESYWS

    • @sweatybeanz808
      @sweatybeanz808 2 года назад

      fr fr fr

    • @pablobigpops
      @pablobigpops 2 года назад +2

      This is the exact moment Jonah became Heisenberg

    • @personofculture
      @personofculture 2 года назад

      Heisenberg

    • @gaspersnakes
      @gaspersnakes 2 года назад

      @@personofculture bro the pfp reminds that my class are watching history of the first animation on the cinema And your pfp is the woman called Jasmine And were The movie aladin I think Thats what its called

  • @helmet-
    @helmet- 2 года назад +8

    bro prepared this moment his whole life lmao

  • @Save-money1
    @Save-money1 5 месяцев назад +1

    This boy talking that talk😂

  • @kaidh5215
    @kaidh5215 2 года назад +15

    “Then everyone stood up and clapped”

  • @FredMcgiggleSnuff
    @FredMcgiggleSnuff 2 года назад +128

    He’s the definition of “ Well AkTuALly!” 🤓

    • @Andrewws_BiggestFan
      @Andrewws_BiggestFan 2 года назад

      STOP 😂😂😂😂

    • @MationsDam
      @MationsDam 2 года назад

      What's the joke?

    • @Tyzone_
      @Tyzone_ 2 года назад +9

      “ uhm Tcheoretically schpeaking…” 🤓

    • @realliferanpo1909
      @realliferanpo1909 2 года назад +1

      ​@@MationsDam if you get it you get it 🤷‍♀️

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson 2 года назад

      ​@@MationsDam basically if you have any education above the 9th grade you're a nerd

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 Год назад +13

    How grown adult writers imagine winning arguments as a child in elementary school.

    • @MrOcto79
      @MrOcto79 10 месяцев назад

      Bro did not watch the show

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 8 месяцев назад

      @@MrOcto79what’s the name of the show

    • @MrOcto79
      @MrOcto79 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ayowassup748 Ozark, it’s about a guy who gets forced to launder money for a Mexican drug cartel. If you watch the trailer on RUclips you will get an insight to what it’s like

    • @MrOcto79
      @MrOcto79 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ayowassup748 Ozark, it’s about a guy who gets forced to launder money for a Mexican drug cartel. If you watch the trailer on RUclips you will get an insight to what it’s like

  • @thedeadlyparadox9466
    @thedeadlyparadox9466 7 месяцев назад

    He speaks facts, most times in school we are meant not to speak our mind and just accept and move with the crowd that's what they want us to all do.

  • @chipycheese8126
    @chipycheese8126 2 года назад +6

    “The drug dealer needs money to survive”
    Literally any other job: 👻

  • @glggetv
    @glggetv 2 года назад +79

    "Jonah, I just wanted to see your homework"

  • @premkumarayyappan3857
    @premkumarayyappan3857 2 года назад +1390

    I don't think this conversation would go this far in any Indian school 🤣

    • @Manan1900
      @Manan1900 2 года назад +28

      😂😂 agreed 100%

    • @Klaus-Schwab_Dictator
      @Klaus-Schwab_Dictator 2 года назад +11

      😂

    • @georgecarlinn6288
      @georgecarlinn6288 2 года назад +8

      Thankfully n

    • @heythere9554
      @heythere9554 2 года назад +44

      they will beat the hell out of the students

    • @Rahul_Singh100
      @Rahul_Singh100 2 года назад +55

      "it also props up the economy."
      Teacher : Grabs by the collar , takes him to the principal who all mock and insult him. Parents are called. They disown the son for dishonour. Never opens his mouth again.😀

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 9 месяцев назад +8

    Young Walter White 😂

    • @Ayowassup748
      @Ayowassup748 8 месяцев назад

      What’s the name of the show

    • @APerson-eb8co
      @APerson-eb8co 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ayowassup748ozark

  • @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs
    @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs 2 года назад +11

    Waltuh on the phone:
    "Jonah, we need to cook"

  • @lighttitan
    @lighttitan 2 года назад +26

    watches breaking bad once:

  • @DudeN0TC00L
    @DudeN0TC00L Год назад +5016

    How redditors think they sound like in real life

  • @lillieanna8142
    @lillieanna8142 8 месяцев назад

    SMART STUDENT....FACTS!!!💯👈👍

  • @Diana_593
    @Diana_593 Год назад +15

    That one kid that always talked back in elementary school:

  • @therethinkables
    @therethinkables 2 года назад +33

    the moment walter white became heisenburg:

  • @ellamcclean5621
    @ellamcclean5621 2 года назад +23

    POV: The teacher says “ Anyone have any questions?”
    That one kid trying to waste the teachers time be like…..

  • @purnendunayak7675
    @purnendunayak7675 9 месяцев назад

    A good BGM and a sound argument makes you right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iqbalbahar3583
    @iqbalbahar3583 2 года назад +75

    It’s rarely ever a man in a trench coat coming up to you being like “Hey kid, want some drugs” it will often be something as simple as your watching a movie with your friends and someone brings out a lil plastic bag with pills.
    It can be confusing since they might be people you know or someone even younger than you. It can be hard to choose what’s right.

    • @cloudedyellow7787
      @cloudedyellow7787 2 года назад +4

      Or you could say no and get better friends that won't push you into that life

    • @electronium6378
      @electronium6378 2 года назад

      oh no a trench coat

    • @paulenguedia3053
      @paulenguedia3053 2 года назад

      jaiden animations--the video about relationships. if u know--u know

    • @snowselmon489
      @snowselmon489 2 года назад

      @@cloudedyellow7787 it doesn’t say they pushed him into it it just says they pulled out a bag and it’s hard to know if you should have them

    • @cloudedyellow7787
      @cloudedyellow7787 2 года назад

      @@snowselmon489 yah but if your confused about whether you should join in you always have the choice to say no and if they are pushing you afterwards then leave them

  • @notoriouscruyff8925
    @notoriouscruyff8925 2 года назад +527

    "Well it's just not that simple"
    Bro became Jordan Peterson

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(I laughed the hardest on this one.)

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 2 года назад +5

      Except he makes since after that

    • @user-go9kw6wf4m
      @user-go9kw6wf4m 2 года назад +8

      But seems to be more intelligent than him

    • @rudinam2409
      @rudinam2409 2 года назад

      @@user-go9kw6wf4m facts

    • @baptistofori8780
      @baptistofori8780 Год назад +3

      ​@@user-go9kw6wf4mand also more than you, and pls go learn some basic knowledge from jordan real quick

  • @THE_IRS.
    @THE_IRS. Год назад +54

    "Jonnah, you have 2 bags of crystal meth in your bagpack. Tf you mean "they are innocent"

    • @FahQMan
      @FahQMan 8 месяцев назад

      He means the drug dealers family are innocent.

  • @bkgamerplayz1101
    @bkgamerplayz1101 Месяц назад

    How Jonah thought he sounded: 🗿
    How he actually sounded: 😐🤓

  • @alaok489
    @alaok489 2 года назад +396

    "Jonah stop lying, this shit didn't happen you just read this on reddit"

    • @SugmaDLigmaNutz
      @SugmaDLigmaNutz 2 года назад +2

      In real life a teacher might clap back like that.

    • @mrumbrella9961
      @mrumbrella9961 2 года назад

      ​@@SugmaDLigmaNutz 👀

    • @jimmyjon9970
      @jimmyjon9970 2 года назад +1

      Mhmm,but it DID happen. So, next!

  • @themicroprobe
    @themicroprobe 2 года назад +59

    The acting of that kid is spot on he honestly looks scared as he says these things to her

  • @i_love_SteveLacey
    @i_love_SteveLacey 2 года назад +32

    "Waltuh White can u please come and pick up your son"

  • @AnthonyBruce025
    @AnthonyBruce025 8 месяцев назад

    Bro really took Devil's advocate to the max right there 💀