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- Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2022
- Student Schools Teacher🏫🔥
In this video, Jonah is talking to his teacher about how the world works, and after she asks him a question, he reveals his extensive knowledge about the US economy, and drug money.
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“Jonah, this is no excuse as to why you have 7 pounds of crack under your seat”
Haha lol
I’m dead
@@ZBRUSHer418bro idk if your comment is just straight laughing or you’re just dead
💀
Yeah but my friends have tons on crackers so why can’t I have crack? 😩
“Your honor, my client was simply boosting the economy and trying to provide for his family”
that might actually work
And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
The real crime is not stealing when you’re hungry
Better Call Saul
@@brixenlang3207 peak fiction
Principle: " should we stop this?"
Janitor: "Nah, let him cook"
The last time we let him cook the police had to be called because he basically commited arson
@@ashleikerby6700yea cooked up some common sense 😂
W comment
you mean coke
Principal *
I’d like to see this argument hold up in court
You won't because there is small time and big time. Rich want what they don't want to believe. So the poor people have to do what they do. Life keeps moving on.
Your going to hell 😂
@@user-mx7eg4ij2w I had a stroke trying to read that
😮@@mathieuhage4747 fr fr still dont agree with your comment though i mean i semi agree
U struggled to read a properly spelled sentence with no words longer than 7 letters? @mathieuhage4747
How it sounds in a movie:😎🍷
How it sounds IRL: 🤓
Really!
Bro 😂😂 in movie:💩💩💩🐒🐒
in real life: 💩💩💩🐒🐒
it sounds trash in the movie/show too
Fr the class be like:
🤨🤨😂😂👇. 😀🧐🤨🤪
😅🥲😴. 🤡 😇💀🤔
"IRL" 🤓
"Jonah I understand your point, but that doesn't mean you can get to keep doing meth in the bathroom"
😂nooo cappp
LMAOO BAHHAHAAA
Lmao 💀
😂
you mean "The Methroom"
“Drugs are addictive” and she looked confused when he said that it ain’t that easy
It's not, in addition to stapling the economy it is also heavily present in our culture. I mean, how else does the disease of addiction spread anyway? Typically one of two ways: curiosity or peer pressure. The former will always exist, the only thing we can try to do is encourage that particular delve in later life (when one reaches their 80's or 90's).
@@saphiregough1480 but she said that it's important to say no to drugs and alcohol, which it is
@@bluekitty7838 you are right. I do not condone these substances within myself. I am simply recognizing why drugs would (sadly) be important.
@@saphiregough1480 They have importance, but it's not like without them the economy would collapse. And it was just a statement.
Is the movie name Pay it forward?
"okay, you got a point, but uhhh.... Drugs are bad mkay?"
😂
That kid knows nothing. It tries to know the most complicated things and act all grown up and independent, while it is missing the most simple part. So he doesn't have any point.
That one 13 years old in discord chat be like:
L9l
Lolll
thats me
Lol
YESSS!!
"Jonah, you need to stop watching breaking ba-"
"NO."
Is that the name of this movie?
@@moimoi2404 no breaking bad Is a series of a man named Whalter white a chemistry teacher who has lung cancer and need to make methamine which is a drug,when one of his students join him trying to make as much money as possible to get rid of his lung cancer he killed multiple people including his brother for net worth to get the money but at the end it’s too late for whalter because he’s dead(btw I didn’t watch this series I just know about it)
@@legoandmore5929 ok, thx so much
@@moimoi2404 The name of the series is ozark
according to my calculations Walter white is a baddie🤓🤓🤓🤓💨
Bro recently finished breaking bad💀🤣
Somebody definitely lost an argument with their teacher in middle school
you should not be arguing with your teacher*
“Ok, but you shouldn’t have been doing heroin in the bathroom.”
Lolllllll 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
LOL YES. dude got arrested at my school for dealing drugs.
Whell it's nut that shimple - 🤓
What movie is this
@@lakyn1387 ozark it’s a show
“ Jonah put the crack away !”
“But I have a family to support !”
"i need it man -
more then u do"
“a family to feed” get it right bro
U guys are clearly to young to understand
@@Hxmxze 💀
“they also prop up the US economy” he says while the country loses $188.4 billion each year as a result of drug related healthcare, mortality, criminal justice, child and family assistance, education, and productivity loss. 😬
Name of the show is Ozark
It's pretty good. The shows about a father who's a (spoiler) Financial Advisor for the cartel, his cheating wife, his introverted son Jonah (the kid who is scholding his teacher) and hus daughter Charlotte who has a crush on the boy who who's family wants to kill her dad.
Its a seriously good show.
Damn Matt Murdock is on the roll
My comebacks in the shower be like:
this is extremely relatable in a way that I dont want it to be ;-;
Fr
Fr
It’s illegal to have this relativity
bruh I know
the bullied kid's imagination when he gets home after a day of being silent at school
That was me at one point 😭
Thats not even funny bro...
@@subtomeforacookie8849 its not a joke its true and probably what the writers felt like writing this reddit ass scene
Bro that's me lol
@@subtomeforacookie8849It is funny you saying it isn't funny just shows your the kid he's describing.
LET HIM COOK!!!!
"You are DONE!"
What’s the name of the show
@@dolorescovington403what’s the name of the show
Dirty money makes the rich, richer. It's a fact. True facts.
"Jonah this is why you need to stop watching breaking ba-"
"I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS THE BAD"
I am the one who cooks
I AM NOT IN DANGER SKYLER, I AM THE DANGER
Yes i do the cookin, yes i do the cleanin
Im the one who hacking
it perfectly fits
"Jonah, that is still no excuse to run a methamphetamine empire outside of school."
Mr. Jonah, We need to cook Jonah.
jonah we need to cook!
@@claymationgloves3662 but I can’t cook 😮
We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could of shut your mouth, cooked and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect but no! You just had to blow it up. You! And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!
JESSE
This dude must have been on Google for hours trying to figure this out
She's right he's wrong too, health over adrenaline
What’s the name of the show
Drugs won't affect the child.
The child:
Andrew tate when he was 12
LMAOOO
??? you all dont understand him?
@@gunoily Anyone who's remotely smart is considered weird to today's society I swear
@@nossta5242 really its sad
POV : Jonah watched a documentary about drugs but couldn't finish watching it cause he had to go to bed.
What is bro saying 💀
@@futball_direct the kid is speaking facts bro
@@levirr11 Have you seen drug dealers? They hardly struggle to survive
@@levirr11 he's really not
@@levirr11 yup but don't be brainwashed
Humans are always put in delusion
So what i mean is before you agree on these kind of things or trying to talk serious things , what he said ("i would sign" and tries to become the big brain guy trying to talk about GDP ) ,in realty he would learn from the future when he watchs what diff kinds of harmful things drug dealers and users damage pure peoples lives within his or out of his life , thats why America(other countries too including mine) is messed up country b/c kids like these don't have teachers which can outsmart them and grow up admitting things that what waste peoples lives are the one which are benefiting them , he talks about money what about peoples minds and life's which is constantly and highly being messed up
is it worth it?
Nothing is perfect but why going far with it while you can cut it from the bottom when it tries to rise
So humans are their own enemies!
Sorry if i get to much its because i hate it when i am watching shows that peoples are low valued and they are trying to promote it and like more of 95% peoples agree and keep on it while 3% peoples are being shit on its like majority rules minority rights and its on the hands of 1% of the devils which rule the world, 1% are the ones who are not seen /cancelled / in prison / somewhere / which are fighting but at what cost while the one who is winning is keeping them to shut up (Earth after death will be the only key to get punished for what you have done including me until then sinners will be judging sinners )
He's got a point. Just because it's bad, doesn't mean it's gonna stop. It's bad that people are addicted, but they are. And drug dealers are gonna make a profit one way or another. Taking away access to the drugs isn't gonna help the problem. I stand by that kid. He has a good head on his sholders
Nope. Bad bad danger.
Don't listen to him. There's many job to choose. They can always get another job instead of spreading death pills to other people.
The kid in that scene is on drugs, obviously.
but he said nothing of the sort?
@@user-kx5hv9qb6b but he did say that this was a way the government made money. The more people we put into prisons due to drug charges means the more taxes the people have to pay to keep these criminals in jail. Thus all our tax money is going to the government.
But it’s still bad, that’s the crux that makes his argument fall apart. The ends don’t justify the means.
I agree we shouldn’t focus on stopping drugs though, we should focus on changing hearts so they never do drugs to begin with.
Young Walter White 😂
What’s the name of the show
@@Ayowassup748ozark
This kid has been taking chemistry classes from Walter White.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hehehe 😉😉😉
😂😂😂
🤣🔥🤣
in this series, Jonah's character was not that into chemistry.
Jonah was more into how the cash flows, and how to launder them though 😄
“Bro has watched one too many Breaking Bad episodes”
waltuh
I watched them all including the movie and BCS.
Still think meth is a sh!t.
Remember that one episode when Jessie try to get his money back from the junkies couple and found a kid that live such a sad live just because his parents are drug addict?
@@X-Cal1bur Yes, Jesse?
@Professional Milker I’m not evil, I did it for my family.
who tf are you quoting
"Your honor my children will starve if I don't sell this Fentanyl to these teenagers"
Walter white in his childhood
“Jonah, you have no family to feed. This is why you live in an orphanage”
Likes
Nooooooo
OMG LOLLLL
Lmao 😂
Lol
This sounds like those Reddit “and everyone clapped at the end” stories
Yeahthathappened
@@grizzzymd Thank god this exist. I thought I was the only one who wasn’t gullible enough. Literally every one of them recount their stories in 1:1 detail like it’s a novel
@@louie2747 reddit in any subreddit is full of fake stories
Exactly. Things always sound so much more intelligent when you have paid actors rehearsing lines prior to the "debate"
Litterally dumb statement.
if this happened at my school everyone would make fun of the kid lmao
the best part was when he summed up a conclusion......oh wait, poster cut that part off....
“How is it not that simple, drugs are addictive-“
But you didn’t have to cut me off💀
mans really a gacha player
@Boi Is A chad 🏳️🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers that name is hilarious. Didn't know people could be that hateful
@@MonkeysAreAmazing Yeah lmfao
@Boi Is A chad 🏳️🌈⃠Anti Lgbtq & Non believers Your name is the definition of an Omega male
funny 😐
All the jobs out there be like:👁️👄👁️
Lil fella schooled her and she was left speechless
It’s more so this scene was so badly written that it seemed he schooled her, when she could’ve easily said this argument could be applied to any crime, like murder, but he wouldn’t say they’re justified.
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you forgot the last down
How is this anxiety inducing..
"No officer, I was buying the drugs to support the dealer's family!"
LOL
😂😂😂😂
Think of the cartel member's infant son!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
Ain’t that that sweet lil boy from that Disney show once upon a time? He grew up
Average commerce student in India....... But here teachers sit and students stand 😂❤
How redditors think they sound like in real life
Literally
Legit bro 😂😂
real
I mean... They're not wrong 😭
😂🤣
Everyone gangsta until Jonah 200 IQ’s the teacher
Edit: ok I’ll stop
but at all drugs don’t prop up the us economy this is just a corny ass scene to make him seem smart
@@nicolasfierro2143 There's a movement to have weed legalized and get it taxed.
@@tonypeppermint5329 this dude is talking about and underground heroin cocaine type of selling where people are killed not stuff people openly talk about smoking and has been basically legal for years nkt plus the weed industry’s pretty small
@@user-tp7zb7ej2s that’s mainly due to weed just being legalized and being legalized in only a couple of states that have all the trafic on a country wide scale it’s not legal in most places and isn’t selling those kinds of crazy numbers
@@user-tp7zb7ej2s i completely agree cartels do kind of assist the us economy but cartels deal with many kinds of businesses not just drugs they get laws put in place kill people get insider information and many other things organized crime doesn’t make that much of their profit off of drugs
Bro is the reason half the world died from him
Jonah trying to make drug-dealing sound like an after-school extracurricular program.
“See dad this is why you should let me do drugs”
Edit:reply and say pizza Mozzarella
AM LIL LOLLLL
LOL
watafak
@@Dencel. pizza mozzarella
@@abdalla0987 Pizza Mozzarella
"Jonah, the drug dealer while trying to save his family is ruining thousand other families"
And giving money to cartels who kills people
Then how about giving them employment?!
@@kayalvizhisivaraj1297 if they do that then it will ruin MORE families.
@@Name-ru1kt I didn't comment to give them drug deals employment. I just comment give them employment. And ofcourse, after their judgment from law. If we just talk they are bad, they will always be. I want my society to be better than now, so I need to do something to make it better instead of some dramatic heroes to make it better for my whole life.
@@kayalvizhisivaraj1297how about them finding a job like the rest of us do?
Me finding a way to justify the 7lbs of crystal meth in my backpack💀💀💀
They also taste flipping amazing ahhhh 🍃 🍃
What the boy said was literally why drugs are bad
Because plugs have families to feed?
@@unbannable7551 it's kinda weird when you looking it at different angles. Like, if that drug deal has to feed their families then they should know that drug can ruin a family too
@@unbannable7551 they can get a real job.
@@mikeychido6937 although that may be true, what if they had a bad childhood, went into juve, couldn’t pay for college. That level of education can maybe get you 35,000 a year, where as being a dealer could double or Triple that income every year.
@@phucnhahuynh4477 drug dealer feeds family, guy who buys drugz kills family🧐
Bro is trying his hardest to pursuande the teacher into not going in his backpack
The world needs more kids like this.
No that would equal in more ppl doing drugs as they would eventually believe drugs our good
Lol these types of kids are the annoying ones in real life. The world does not need more smug little morons
The world does not need more smug little morons like this. This is equivalent to the type of argument people use to justify slavery. "We need slavery to keep the economy alive". "But the slaver trader needs to feed his family". See the equivalence?
no. it really doesnt. i dont the future of the world dead before they turn 20.
@@Hdjdjebsjnwndhw-572handlewhat’s the name of the show
And that's how the little Jonah died alone at the age of 20 because of an overdose.
-Rest in peace jonah
More like piss.
It doesn't mean he would be on them. he is just correcting her because she is infact wrong. I hate that people are addicted to the and I have almost lost my baby brother multiple times however he is right. isn't that the whole point of pharma?
@@kaylawilcher9245 pharma can’t solve everything stupid😂
@@kaylawilcher9245 and drug money ain’t the only way to make a living..
@@ji_my2190 never said it was. I was just pointing out that even though the teachers getting pissy doesn't make him wrong.i would love to have a world that's drug free but it's not going to happen. Did you know that there are people that go to dealers for anti-psycotic meds because they can't afford pharmacy prices.
When I was a kid, this is how I imagined a debate between me and the teacher would be like.
I'm grade 10 and I've done shit like this before its absolutely awesome
Fr
When I was a kid, this is how discussion's between me and teachers went. I got kicked out of class every week.
"we are not friends" "go to principal" ik what u mean xd
@@ggfootball07 ..and then you wake up and have to go to school
Also, prescription drugs are hard to say “no” to, because they are prescribed to you legally to help with the physical or mental conditions you may be experiencing (pain, depression, blood clots, etc…)
My friend after watching breaking bad:
"They are innocent"
Me and my homies snorting sugar: I damn well agree with you
Relatable
@@Luffy52425 hol up
@@indirabojic375 don’t ask
“Jonah, that doesn’t explain why you were found selling crystal meth on the playground-“
Jonah, we need to cook
Hey.....is that a Breaking Bad refrence
Damn he ain’t wrong. Thanks little man
Hahahhahahahaha, nailed it!
I'm sure the writer for this scene was really proud of themselves.
Must be junkies themselves.
Yeah instead of helping people's addiction let's just monetize their addiction, bout as American as anything can be
Woops, Feminist is angry hahahahaha
Well his family is in money laundering so dialogue are justified
@@disnuts8905 they are worse than feminist...they are npc of matrix.they are shut this issue because its make them think how miserable and scared they are.they can't get out there little comfortable bubble.
This is why Jonah was my favorite character in Ozark
This is why he isnt
He got Ruth killed lmao
Bro is literally 🤓
Who is jonah?
@@yiannicharitos1057 he from ozark
"Look what my 4 year old said today"
The 4 year old in question:
This kid's gonna grow up to be such a cool guy. Can't wait
The kid with 10 pounds of cocaine on his backpack:
on?
"Jonah, this is no excuse to smoke weed in class."
Smoke weed
Smoke Weed Everyday
LMAOO
If I were that teacher I’d say “you ate that. Class dismissed.”
True😂 bro smart as Sheldon ❤
"Alright go to the principal office"
"go to your managers office"
@@shivyy. "Go to ur mom's room for a surprise 😏" 🔪
Beluga AYO
Goes to secretary of education
Got to walter white's home
“How is it not that simple? Drugs are addictive.”
My mind: *exactly.*
@GameBlockz1 yup this kid was me in school. "Drugs are addictive."
"Yes , drugs like Caffeine , how much of *that* drug have *You* taken today?"
"Go to the Principles office!"
(Goes to office)
Principle: "What did you do today, Rick?"
"She wanted me to sign an anti-drug pledge, so I Asked the teacher about her daily drug use." (Evil Grin)
Principle: [[[Facepalms]]]
@@rickcoona and then everyone clapped
@@beelzebub3920 YUP! question the system and they try and punish you "The nail that stands up, gets Hammered Down"
i was a nine-inch nail
then you are very simple-minded lol
@@fish_toes 🤓
He just stupidly spill all of his secret😂
OWNED 😂
The cameraman: "hurry up my invisibility running out"
It's a movie bruh
Ain’t no way this guy thinks it’s not a movie
@@NotQuirzz and
@@NotQuirzz r/wooosh
@@Annoying4everbro stuck in 2020
“Jonah a small percentage of ppl go through that so it doesn’t excuse u trying to import 50 tons of cocaine to the local preschool”
That's a lot of coke for one preschool, unless the teachers and pupils are moving weight
Bro really took Devil's advocate to the max right there 💀
he starded with its not simple as that and he gave a simpler reason.
Jonah is the kind of kid to argue over everything and then get upset when told to shut up or go to the office
I have a friend who is like that
Arguing is fun kind of a game. My favorite is turning people words against them and them getting frustrated
Most activists think the same@@Gemini4400
@@Gemini4400 😑 I hope you're being sarcastic, and mocking people who do that.
@@thevaccinator666 kinda I was lying about it being fun it get really frustrating coming up with stuff on the spit so I have all my conversations planned out and it usually goes my way.
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stolen
@@lieutenantwind2426 oh i didint see the other comment i am sorry i did make this for a post before that video and i wanted to use it on here too
Yo you actually made the chart
@@loygeesepicotheraccount2958 you can use the white tile emoji (⬜️) and theese emojis(📈📉) to make this
according to many this is badass nowdays
Let him cook🔥🔥🔥🔥
What 13 year old kids think they will become after going to Hustlers University:
They’d probably be more like “actually women weren’t oppressed during yeah xx it’s actually how it’s meant to be 👺” or something
the video is actually a pretty leftist argument , so I doubt hustlers university would come even close to this
Lol
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Teacher:what is your father do for living
That kid:drug dealer.....
BAHAHA
Bro just told the teacher “Do your homework”
That dude knows his stuff lol😂😂😂
Bro woke up and memorised the whole drug page on wikipedia.
Nah vro
He himself a drug leader 💀
Bro it’s true
@@KIRAE72 Bro followed Walter White
@@mos6275 🤓
Is there a TV show?
Okay but her whole point is that people shouldn’t be addicted to drugs in the first place, then he started his point by saying ”but they are” like, ya bro that’s why she’s telling you this😂
It's a kid that's disillusioned to the anti drug campaigns and realizes humans will always be looking for some sort of fix to get high- whether it be exercise, drugs, war, power, whatever. He recognizes the good that drugs do for the economy - hell if the government decriminalized drug use and put a tax on it they'd make so much money, just look at alcohol and how much money it makes them even before it's sold in some cases.
It's a sad reality and if a kid recognizes that truth about humanity, they deserve a lot of passes on things because that's the kind of person that makes it far in this world- exploiting various addictions. Look at Amazon and how they exploit an addiction to convenience for example, or the fact that some people will always pick up smoking, especially if they're in military service or shit jobs, or any number of other addictions.
And honestly if you're old enough to fight for your country, you're old enough to decide what goes into your body. Fuck anyone who says otherwise because they have no respect for those who came before that have fought and died for the freedoms we enjoy today. Just don't infringe on the rights of others and all will be well. #endthewarondrugs
Technically we all are alchol is a drug caffeine is a drug and so much more he is telling the truth tho
Women ☕️
@@hunteroutlaw229 that doesn’t have to do with anything I said by sure😃
Shouldn’t be addicted but they are. Sometimes their addicted to drugs before they even take them.
my teacher wouldnt even let me talk
Let him cook 😂
His math be mathing
yes sir
I love when he said "Mathin' Time".
@@maximmontana9407 and he then mathed all over the place
Student becomes teacher.
Meth*
Dude is giving me more info in 60 seconds than school for 7 hours
You mean entire school time? Full 13 years of pre college?
I go through almost nine hours
Bro I go through 11 hours
@@ranveerboi rip💀
@@ranveerboi How is it?
Ya let the dealer tell that to the cops when he gets cot
That kid is a total menace
"JONAH BUT THATS NOT A VALID EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU WERE SMOKING AND SELLING POT ON THE HALLWAY"
Movie name?
Me thinking what to say to my teacher in the shower after I got a detention
The teacher is getting annoyed with him because he's questioning the narrative she's been told to push by the department of education.
If a kid said that in school, you know it's not long before the cops show up to house with a search warrant and child services.
Nah, the kids at the school I teach at say weirder shit all the time, it is not to be taken seriously.
Kind reminder that the war on drugs started because the US government couldnt tax drug dealers.
yeah like they do when kids reference school shooters and then when they actually do the school shootings and the police just say "it was on our radar" without actually doing anything to stop them
Uhm no. Child exercising his freedom of speech is not room for issuing a valid search warrant. Any cop the executed such a warrant would end up spending time in Jail.
@@gbBakuryu can you tell me one of the weird shit they said?
"Hey Jonah what ya drinking?"
Jonah: "ALCOHOL BELONGS!"
What does "alcohol belongs" mean? That's a sentence fragment.
Kid's got a point