XCOM 2's Multiplayer is a Waking Nightmare

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  5 лет назад +958

    hope you like the use of minecraft cave sounds as transition noises

  • @Fae-Fey
    @Fae-Fey 5 лет назад +1963

    Recreate vietnam by choosing jungle map with one side full of snipers and reaper while the other packed with regular troops

    • @devsa3083
      @devsa3083 5 лет назад +24

      Farrel A I like it

    • @haydenleffler8616
      @haydenleffler8616 5 лет назад +7

      Farrel A I love it pls do

    • @aaronnguyen4506
      @aaronnguyen4506 5 лет назад +24

      reapers have claymore. perfect

    • @denseaf1582
      @denseaf1582 5 лет назад +15

      Purifiers are needed too

    • @battleland7263
      @battleland7263 4 года назад +12

      That wouldn't be accurate though. Give em purifier, and maybe a mec for a tank

  • @mango4554
    @mango4554 5 лет назад +1161

    Why is there vore talk in my christian xcom server

  • @andromeda7651
    @andromeda7651 5 лет назад +475

    >Uses almost every point buying a gatekeeper
    >Dosent use gatekeeper seriously
    >Gatekeeper dies
    *Surprised Pikachu Face*

  • @obliviouscrab3125
    @obliviouscrab3125 5 лет назад +214

    *Fires a nuke*
    *Missed*
    *XCOM Theme starts playing*

    • @DarkSword3125
      @DarkSword3125 4 года назад +4

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @hasbigpp1870
    @hasbigpp1870 5 лет назад +379

    when you miss the %80 chance melee. THATS XCOM BABY

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 5 лет назад +3

      Has Big PP Ducking is a viable strategy okay

    • @Ryner435
      @Ryner435 5 лет назад +13

      Or missing a 95% shot, and lose the soldier at full cover at next turn.....sea of salt....

    • @romdog1818
      @romdog1818 5 лет назад +2

      Phoenix Point cannot come soon enough, lol.
      Having a chance to hit on every single bullet in the Fire action is gun b so nice, AND free aim? Ngh!
      Das dat gud shie.

    • @Ciretako
      @Ciretako 5 лет назад +1

      @@romdog1818 So a bit closer to the ballistic physics X-COM had in 1994, right?

  • @bluespiritripper3685
    @bluespiritripper3685 5 лет назад +385

    Vore you say? Wonder what that could be.............my innocence was vored

    • @mango4554
      @mango4554 5 лет назад +27

      Bring me the flamer

    • @lunaticengineer8408
      @lunaticengineer8408 5 лет назад +31

      HANS! WER IST DER FLAMMENWURFER!

    • @joj1560
      @joj1560 5 лет назад +17

      The heavy flamer

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 лет назад +23

      *BROTHERS* Bring the Flamer, the *HEAVY FLAMER*

    • @thunderbirdlead7135
      @thunderbirdlead7135 5 лет назад +7

      @The Premier you ask for OwO I deliver.
      OwO what's dis? Vore?

  • @jgn
    @jgn 5 лет назад +735

    3 Things I want to see Vale do
    -XCOM 2 WOTC Modded Playthrough
    -Halo Reach MCC Custom Games when it comes out
    -More EDF
    -Just More EDF

    • @langaurd
      @langaurd 5 лет назад +20

      More edf would be amazing.

    • @d3vzero
      @d3vzero 5 лет назад +14

      EDF!!

    • @Valefisk
      @Valefisk  5 лет назад +73

      trust me, we really wanna do EDF 5 but at $60 they won't bite :(

    • @Goblin_Gaming001
      @Goblin_Gaming001 5 лет назад +1

      Hol up, either i suck at counting or you're lying to us.

    • @mysteryman8667
      @mysteryman8667 5 лет назад +3

      Defending Mother Earth from any alien attack!

  • @imperialamerican2051
    @imperialamerican2051 5 лет назад +237

    “Do you want to say something?”
    “Na I just digging in some KFC.”
    Nice Lynx

  • @LynxHylix
    @LynxHylix 5 лет назад +348

    Im sorry for the Vore jokes

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 5 лет назад +56

      Don't be, the introduced me to my new favourite hobby

    • @shadowfalcon1269
      @shadowfalcon1269 5 лет назад +17

      Btw nice jerma reference at 7:18

    • @doesnormalityexist
      @doesnormalityexist 4 года назад +4

      Don't say that. Don't give us hope.

    • @grandmagunsales2125
      @grandmagunsales2125 2 года назад +3

      I mean... what else could they have been eating on the avenger? Only two things they got stockpiles of were corpses and grenades

  • @angellolzz5192
    @angellolzz5192 5 лет назад +364

    Did you just call youtube the eye of Sauron ? XD they pretty much are lol

  • @NightsDecent
    @NightsDecent 3 года назад +143

    I'm genuinely impressed with how badly you made Templars look. They're so OP.

    • @papitbull1
      @papitbull1 Год назад +7

      Oh yeah then how do you use them effectively. Im asking because i want to know if you really know how to use them. I 100 percent know how to use them and i definitely dont get them either killed or injured after like 2 turns i swear.

    • @Blitzwaffen
      @Blitzwaffen Год назад +17

      ​@@papitbull1templars are basically a psionic ranger but the big buff to them is you need to get hills with them. Every kill empowers their abilities, includes their deflect chance (if you have it) and buffs their mee damage or unlocks additional abilities.
      Templars are best played rushing and ambushing forces with some backup to make sure they aren't dismantled at range.

    • @mrdeafter
      @mrdeafter Год назад

      @@Blitzwaffen good luck ambushing reaper

    • @Blitzwaffen
      @Blitzwaffen Год назад +1

      @@mrdeafter It's been a hot minute since I last played the game so I legitimately forgot that was the faction for the snipers.
      There are two major factors that reveal a reaper. 1) You move to a position that is behind their concealment point and puts in in the detection range for them (yes I am aware it is tiny) or 2) They fail to land a killing blow as every shot they take increases detection chance with the highest chance being on missed shots.
      Templars with at least one charge to their psionic ability are already a threat to reaper ambush tactics as their deflect can avoid a lot of damage variations and due to their mobile nature (ignoring skirmish grappling movement) its easy to rush wide areas to sweep for said Reaper in hiding.
      That being said, it's not a perfect 1:1 on which one beats the other as each of the specialized groups have counters and vulnerabilities to each other. So at the end of the day a class between Reapers and Skirmishers will fall more than likely down to the skill of the commander rather than direct 'this skill or character is so op over others'.

    • @mrdeafter
      @mrdeafter Год назад

      @@Blitzwaffen the thing is a reaper is often use as 1 man scout that never attack while using other powerful unit to set an ambush as seen in this clip

  • @RevelSix
    @RevelSix 5 лет назад +382

    I just wanted to watch a nice gameplay video and now I'm addicted to vore

  • @TheTattorack
    @TheTattorack 5 лет назад +34

    And suddenly that white ball of doom turned into a pink hentai sphere.

  • @Nervewracked
    @Nervewracked 5 лет назад +65

    Can't believe you managed to win a game with out six sectopods

  • @IXSICNESS
    @IXSICNESS 5 лет назад +32

    I played one game of xcom 2 multiplayer. Faced off against a guy who refused to move his units out of spawn, then when i had like 2 units left i retreated into my spawn, to try and lure the guy out. What follows were hours of private messages where the guy tries to convince me anyone but him staying in spawn is cheating and cheap. Didnt return to the game after that.

  • @duckaduck3608
    @duckaduck3608 5 лет назад +305

    I’m genuinely impressed with this community, a mention of Brexit and no one is bitching and debating about it in the comments. Heck yeah.
    *Reverse Psychology Intensives*

  • @samhansen9771
    @samhansen9771 5 лет назад +164

    Vore Borimir?
    I think you mean to say
    *_Vorimir_*

    • @chaosandbunnies8291
      @chaosandbunnies8291 5 лет назад +7

      You've committed the cardinal sin,
      i'm going to have to vore you now

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 5 лет назад +10

      Hey, Valefisk hearted my comment!
      *_scrolls down_*
      Oh

    • @captainreaper6381
      @captainreaper6381 5 лет назад +1

      You've gone to far...

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 5 лет назад +174

    The Lack Off Sectopods is disappointing

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 5 лет назад +37

    God, facing Codexes controlled by players...
    Thank goodness I never touched XCom's 2 multiplayer.

  • @jesusimpersonator1648
    @jesusimpersonator1648 5 лет назад +3

    5:25 I appreciate the joke you made here, it was really good.

  • @gregorytu8357
    @gregorytu8357 4 года назад +21

    Commander: Soldier! He's right there! shoot him!
    Soldier: ok
    *misses with his gun pointing downwards into the ground*
    Commander: ... we need to talk...

  • @dejalmer
    @dejalmer 5 лет назад +10

    If you think about it Lord of The Rings already has vore. The volcano in morrdor vores the ring and golem.

  • @christinebouzas3090
    @christinebouzas3090 5 лет назад +25

    So vale is not so secretly into soft core canabalism good to know

  • @TastedOcean1OrTheWrongGuy
    @TastedOcean1OrTheWrongGuy 5 лет назад +6

    I died inside when he moved instead of parrying

  • @nicorozner7417
    @nicorozner7417 3 года назад +9

    Make a squad called "the US Marine Corps" where literally everyone is a grenadier with wrist rockets and/or flamethrowers and as many grenades as physically possible for maximum collateral damage.

  • @tharedpotatowwhale
    @tharedpotatowwhale 5 лет назад +12

    Vore you say? Finally a man of class

  • @dangerouswelsh
    @dangerouswelsh 5 лет назад +6

    As someone who’s a student in Dundee, I appreciate the mention of the city. Even though it was a joke about getting stabbed.

  • @keeganlafferty1395
    @keeganlafferty1395 5 лет назад +4

    15:55 I actually predicted that you would say "long live the king"

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +21

    Wait, why aren't Chosen, Alien Rulers and Bradford among selectable units? Where are XCom Colonels? Just make them cost more then Sectopods and be done with it!

  • @sgregory0753
    @sgregory0753 5 лет назад +6

    This is outrageous, it’s unfair!
    -Valefisk before turning to a Sith

  • @user-tb5fs2sh2h
    @user-tb5fs2sh2h 5 лет назад +13

    Six Sectopods are Flawless

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 5 лет назад +79

    Since when did Valefisk become funny, making vore jokes and prequel references

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 лет назад +4

      Hes been spending to much time with Bo

  • @Deathninja5551
    @Deathninja5551 5 лет назад +10

    12:44
    Ah, yes, just like Fallout 2's melee.

  • @watsonwarrior8002
    @watsonwarrior8002 5 лет назад +2

    Anything happens ever
    Vale(oh shit oh fuck!)

  • @thorneside
    @thorneside 5 лет назад +9

    Vore of the Rings got really weird when the wizard beat Vorerog in the Mines of Voria
    They could've done without introducing all those extra fetishes into the story

  • @justicetowne6633
    @justicetowne6633 5 лет назад +1

    “I can feel the eye of youtube looking over me” well you weren’t wrong

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Год назад +2

    Using 6 of the most complicated, hard to use units without understanding how to use them at all was certainly a play.

  • @PuddingXXL
    @PuddingXXL 5 лет назад +1

    God I love this series!
    0:50 In: "This is gonna be a quick clap

  • @neithon467
    @neithon467 5 лет назад +2

    I really love your Xcom videos

  • @therealnoiapah1788
    @therealnoiapah1788 5 лет назад

    Summary: "Oh shit, oh fuck. Holy shit. Fuck, the fuck?"

  • @seanpaul4574
    @seanpaul4574 5 лет назад

    *Proseeds to look up Vore* “Oh, so that’s it... What the Fuck!”

  • @reecea1539
    @reecea1539 5 лет назад +8

    Please do more of these

  • @chadmond4652
    @chadmond4652 5 лет назад +5

    Ah yes my love for random vore commentary is satisfied

  • @mr.cinnibuns
    @mr.cinnibuns 5 лет назад +9

    searched up vore and, I NEED MEDICAL TREATMENT

    • @hawghouse4068
      @hawghouse4068 5 лет назад

      Save my browser history and please dredge up that experience to explain what it is.

    • @mr.cinnibuns
      @mr.cinnibuns 5 лет назад

      @@hawghouse4068 so basically people getting eaten is a fetish

    • @hawghouse4068
      @hawghouse4068 5 лет назад

      @@mr.cinnibuns I want off this planet.

    • @mr.cinnibuns
      @mr.cinnibuns 5 лет назад

      @@hawghouse4068 won't matter vore from what ive seen can be from a giantess who will go anywhere and vore you

  • @robertsimoneaux1318
    @robertsimoneaux1318 5 лет назад +1

    Vale i see you playing xcom 2 to prepare for area 51, you can't fool me.

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 5 лет назад +1

    The hills are aliiiiive with the sound of voring

  • @manaco8440
    @manaco8440 5 лет назад

    "dont google it" Okay, I think I will just walk away and... *google it* OH GOD, WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS

  • @kalasm8136
    @kalasm8136 Год назад

    It's been three years and I still completely lose it at the fucking Noel Edmonds in the thumbnail

  • @mirfalltkeinnameein7363
    @mirfalltkeinnameein7363 2 года назад +1

    More Videos like this are required for the future

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 5 лет назад +27

    I want more vore jokes.
    I wanna be *in* on this *inside* joke.

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool 3 года назад

    If you wanna talk about vore you’ve gotta destroy the eye of RUclips by throwing the one play button into mount demonetisation

  • @theanarkiddie4569
    @theanarkiddie4569 4 года назад

    6:00
    “I’m shooting you”
    “Oh really, shit I didn’t see that one coming, real surprise”
    10 seconds later
    “WHERE DID THAT COME FROM”

  • @doesnormalityexist
    @doesnormalityexist 4 года назад +6

    "Its just an inside joke"
    *_HMM YES THAT IS WHERE VORE OFTEN TAKES PLACE_*

  • @noahthompson3451
    @noahthompson3451 5 лет назад +3

    Please do more of these xcom games their great.

  • @langaurd
    @langaurd 5 лет назад +3

    Hit or miss, but he never misses...

  • @Googlificator
    @Googlificator 5 лет назад

    00:05
    CODEX
    oh boy, you filthy pirates

  • @dullahaut329
    @dullahaut329 5 лет назад +35

    Try playing with a Templar in single player. They are amazing.

    • @droideka1890
      @droideka1890 5 лет назад +2

      To me, they first start as the worst unit (because of melee only + horrible ranged accuracy and damage)
      But once you start unlocking habilites oooooh boy, melee becomes SCARY, to the aliens

    • @dullahaut329
      @dullahaut329 5 лет назад +4

      droideka 1 Especially if you can get Bladestorm and/or Reaper on one.

    • @DJLite4011
      @DJLite4011 4 года назад +2

      I got a Templar with the XCOM abilities Bladestorm, Reaper... and Fortress. Cue slashing sectopods to death with no consequences.

  • @elliewarren4029
    @elliewarren4029 5 лет назад +1

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
    And the trees?
    Oh, they’re speaking Vietnamese

  • @ericquiabazza2608
    @ericquiabazza2608 5 лет назад +1

    You 2 make me remember Marabunta... Thanks for that.

  • @rjanmortensen6042
    @rjanmortensen6042 5 лет назад +1

    Why am I not surprised vale knows what vore is.

  • @Unbeniamhable
    @Unbeniamhable 5 лет назад +1

    Xcom 2: vore of the chosen

  • @TheRABIDdude
    @TheRABIDdude 3 года назад

    That was funny as hell XD good video fellas

  • @scifimisc9191
    @scifimisc9191 5 лет назад +7

    Using templars that poorly is just painful to watch

  • @metetural9140
    @metetural9140 5 лет назад +3

    Sound of Vorring? More like The Sound Göring. Heard it's a play set in London in 1940

  • @thetrexgaming901
    @thetrexgaming901 5 лет назад +2

    1st Match: [SS Officers hunting down P.O.W. rebels circa 1943 (Colorised)]

  • @TheFool_0
    @TheFool_0 5 лет назад +17

    Last year we somehow got into a conversation about vore in my history class... a girl said something and she didnt know what vore wa. This is college btw. Great class

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 5 лет назад +1

    XCOM 2: VORE of the Chosen

  • @DensetsuVII
    @DensetsuVII 5 лет назад

    I've been waiting for this

  • @thetasty5246
    @thetasty5246 5 лет назад

    I decided to google it, and as soon as I started watching again, you said not to google it

  • @gageh9218
    @gageh9218 5 лет назад

    Vale I had the same thing happen to me where war of the chosen worked for one hour and then never again and my life has been a downward spiral ever since

  • @nil981
    @nil981 2 года назад +1

    XCOM really isn't a game that needs to have multiplayer.

  • @hrdwan2000
    @hrdwan2000 5 лет назад +1

    Jokes on you, I already knew what vore is.

  • @PencilKing21
    @PencilKing21 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve had to explain to many people (including my mother) what vore was.

    • @Keshein
      @Keshein 5 лет назад

      What is it

    • @PencilKing21
      @PencilKing21 5 лет назад

      @@Keshein I'd say look it up but... don't. And if you do, use incognito.

  • @curtisbrown547
    @curtisbrown547 5 лет назад

    Lmao the chad xcom grenadier vs the virgin advent trooper

  • @karels149
    @karels149 5 лет назад +5

    Is it bad that one of my HR reps’s last name is Vore

    • @haydenmcqueen2503
      @haydenmcqueen2503 5 лет назад

      Most likely

    • @Keshein
      @Keshein 5 лет назад

      What is vore

    • @haydenmcqueen2503
      @haydenmcqueen2503 5 лет назад

      @@Keshein Vore is a fetish involving being eaten by or eating someone or something, real or imaginary.

  • @loganm986
    @loganm986 5 лет назад +5

    Brexit looks pretty fun, not going to lie. The EU spite taxes worked magic

  • @haydenleffler8616
    @haydenleffler8616 5 лет назад

    I’d like to see just a bunch of gangly sectoids taking all of lynxes units

  • @justwantingtomakepeoplesmile
    @justwantingtomakepeoplesmile 5 лет назад

    17:07 so yeah storm troopers mate storm fricking troopers

  • @williamarmstrong7163
    @williamarmstrong7163 5 лет назад

    the sad thing is i got all those jokes and im probably younger than alot of people that didn't

  • @NorthernWind26
    @NorthernWind26 5 лет назад

    I died when you said viet kong sniper XDDDdD

  • @adudeontheinternet8246
    @adudeontheinternet8246 5 лет назад +2

    Make a team of reapers and call them the veitnamese
    Make a team of ADVENT purifiers and call them creepers
    Make a team of ADVENT troopers and call them "dont care tbh"

  • @vicsvinny8123
    @vicsvinny8123 5 лет назад +1

    5:00 Wow Vale. You and I had the EXACT same issue with Xbox and MCC. Coincidence?

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 5 лет назад

    Oh god I’m getting Sectopod flashbacks.

  • @weepingbelle4528
    @weepingbelle4528 5 лет назад +4

    Vale this video: imminent_vore

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 5 лет назад

    This video didn’t show up in my subscriptions, I think RUclips vored it

  • @herohalv4543
    @herohalv4543 5 лет назад

    :crab: no deal :crab:

  • @fhfhfhrtgrgfgfdrdhfhrdgfgf7512
    @fhfhfhrtgrgfgfdrdhfhrdgfgf7512 5 лет назад +1

    just got finished reading vore of the worlds

  • @workingonanames
    @workingonanames 5 лет назад

    How convenient I paused right at 2:28 to look it up.

  • @Eshtian
    @Eshtian 4 года назад

    0:15 he predicted the KFConslole

  • @rage3100
    @rage3100 5 лет назад +1

    Vore of the ring...

  • @Kolokommouna
    @Kolokommouna 5 лет назад +2

    Just googled 'vore' and all I have to say is
    How the f*ck do you know what that is, vale?! Are you hidding something from us?!

  • @teddy5752
    @teddy5752 5 лет назад +2

    Rats rats we are the rats

    • @authmastasly
      @authmastasly 5 лет назад +1

      We prey at night, we stalk at night...

  • @maplemayhem1988
    @maplemayhem1988 5 лет назад

    16:30
    I am the captain now

  • @bossmun5playz225
    @bossmun5playz225 5 лет назад

    I'm British and I approve of these credit memes

  • @SillySergei
    @SillySergei 5 лет назад +3

    When's the great space warcrime

  • @echo_9835
    @echo_9835 5 лет назад +1

    Vale can I have the picture of Mr Blobby with the energy swords? I need it for uh, research and such.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад

    0:19
    My god, the British are so deprived of good food that they enjoy KFC!

  • @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
    @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER 4 года назад

    Voredo baggins

  • @Ahtraihue
    @Ahtraihue 5 лет назад

    very funny combo
    need more