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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @SADBMOSCOW
    @SADBMOSCOW  Год назад

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  • @fedupwithvulgarities7355
    @fedupwithvulgarities7355 3 года назад +117

    Thank you for the English translation and captions.

  • @anikarice7609
    @anikarice7609 3 года назад +228

    Kirill never disappoints with his comebacks. These people will never win with his quick wit.

    • @steveg447
      @steveg447 3 года назад +3

      Big facts

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 3 года назад

      i laughed when that " man ? " in skinny jeans came out with his vegan voice

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 3 года назад +4

      @@girlsdrinkfeck - Nothing wrong with vegans, or their voices, he's probably been eating meat since birth, that's why his brain is so addled...... like yours.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 3 года назад +5

      @@gregtaylor6146 baaahahaha, u do realise the liberal amount of a meat diet is how and why humans evolved to be the smarted species on earth ?

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 3 года назад

      @@girlsdrinkfeck - ............and, in English??

  • @tazmanian1623
    @tazmanian1623 3 года назад +113

    The guy at the end was a reminder that a smile and a good-natured joke can go a long way.

    • @preacherz01
      @preacherz01 3 года назад +3

      it's cus subliminally, he know what they're doing is for the good .... smart man.

    • @tazmanian1623
      @tazmanian1623 3 года назад +2

      @I upload The joke they made was the play on the name. The joke that you made was throwing around words which you clearly do not understand and which has ever, ever been upheld against them in a Russian court of law.

  • @d-sx560
    @d-sx560 3 года назад +39

    “If grandma had a cucumber’ 🤣😂🤣

  • @amyjeanc5398
    @amyjeanc5398 3 года назад +140

    "There is not sidewalk restriction here." That guy was repeating the same line over and over, hoping his Jedi mind tricks would kick in.

    • @filouphilippe7680
      @filouphilippe7680 3 года назад +7

      He say the truth .... no restriction, just a sidewalk lol

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 3 года назад

      Yeah but there is no sidewalk restriction here.

    • @IkeBroflovski1337
      @IkeBroflovski1337 3 года назад +1

      hehe the Jedi hypnosis would sound like this:
      "THERE IS NO SIDEWALK RESTRICTION HERE."
      "there is no sidewalk restriction here."
      "MOVE ALONG."
      "no, this is a sidewalk."

    • @ventje8081
      @ventje8081 3 года назад +1

      "There is no war in Ba Sing Se"

    • @sraaaa1155
      @sraaaa1155 3 года назад

      @@ventje8081 the earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai

  • @esme68
    @esme68 3 года назад +5

    UK here.
    Our pavements/sidewalks are about 8ft wide. I use a mobility scooter and I'm fighting a constant battle with drivers who park on the pavement obstructing my right of way. I film them all and send it to police and city council.
    So far two cars that habitually park on pavements near my home have stopped doing it after my exposure of them.

  • @PeterGriffin-gh8dz
    @PeterGriffin-gh8dz 3 года назад +36

    Every time they say its a Road, you just say. ''Ok, well it's illegal to walk on the road, so call the police on us then''

    • @omwarekar6703
      @omwarekar6703 Год назад

      Or if they ask for sidewalk sign then ask what's the sign of the road

  • @norisnezak
    @norisnezak 3 года назад +7

    The studious guy probably read more text on the phone than in his entire time in school. 😂

  • @Deredeo
    @Deredeo 3 года назад +6

    "If the grandma had a cucumber"
    😶...🤣🤣🤣🤣☠

  • @olivergt23
    @olivergt23 3 года назад +65

    There’s a certain poeticism unique to Russia that I’d love to learn. “If my grandma had a cucumber…” lololololol

    • @sinsinter7814
      @sinsinter7814 3 года назад +17

      It continues like : "than she would be grandpa" :) Means that if that particular thing would be changed than it would have been a completely different situation :)

    • @vinito19
      @vinito19 3 года назад +22

      "If my grandma had wheels, she would be a motorbike" it's also a saying in Italy, I think.

    • @dickbison
      @dickbison 3 года назад +10

      @@sinsinter7814 we have the same saying in Polish but it's "if a grandma had a moustache" :)

    • @Sasa-sn1ky
      @Sasa-sn1ky 3 года назад +4

      Yeah. In many Eastern European countries people say that and it actually makes sense.

    • @mmdirtyworkz
      @mmdirtyworkz 3 года назад +10

      In Serbia we have the same saying but instead of cucumber we say d!ck :)

  • @DnMProductionStudio
    @DnMProductionStudio 3 года назад +17

    Joseph, such a nice person! Great to see that some have a good mood after all :)

  • @Samon187
    @Samon187 3 года назад +3

    I love these guys 😂🤣 They go to parking lot and tell people it is sidewalk 🤣

    • @postsposts7989
      @postsposts7989 3 года назад

      because it is a sidewalk

    • @unclealbert3118
      @unclealbert3118 2 года назад +1

      it does look like a parking lot

    • @FreeSalesTips
      @FreeSalesTips 2 года назад

      @@unclealbert3118 The reason why it's not a parking lot is because there is no official parking lot sign. If you look at the city cadastre, I have complete confidence that the sidewalk is designated as a sidewalk, it is not sanctioned as a parking lot.

  • @CartoonWeasel
    @CartoonWeasel 3 года назад +40

    6:18 did he put a fake porsche emblem on is truck lol

    • @VeeElJay
      @VeeElJay 3 года назад +2

      It’s a Russia-only Porsche. Porsche Porter.

    • @Judaea98
      @Judaea98 3 года назад

      I didn't understand when I saw it too

    • @xDomglmao
      @xDomglmao 3 года назад +1

      @@VeeElJay for real?

    • @VeeElJay
      @VeeElJay 3 года назад +1

      @@xDomglmao Haha no sir. I was kidding!

    • @xDomglmao
      @xDomglmao 3 года назад +1

      @@VeeElJay thought so but believed it for a second, my bad

  • @rhalfik
    @rhalfik 3 года назад +6

    6:03 surprisingly calm for a Porshe driver.

  • @Peter56Persson
    @Peter56Persson 3 года назад +3

    Great video, thanks! I really admire your extreme patience, myself I would´nt stand a chance, you´re awesome.

  • @Tashyncho-Sapa-CEKTAHT
    @Tashyncho-Sapa-CEKTAHT 3 года назад +7

    Mom can we have a porsche?
    mom: no we have porsche at home
    porsche at home: 6:20

  • @furywild9576
    @furywild9576 3 года назад +3

    Wow! This episode was quite peaceful. Especially, the last guy was cool.

  • @bashkillszombies
    @bashkillszombies 3 года назад +21

    Imagine if every 10 meters of sidewalk needed a sign "No driving on the sidewalk." The country would go broke overnight.

    • @benjamindeh873
      @benjamindeh873 3 года назад +3

      You would still have assholes stopping in between 2 of those signs and saying "But there's no sign here"

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 3 года назад +2

      @@benjamindeh873 and you would still have these assholes bothering and harrassing people

    • @jonjonson4826
      @jonjonson4826 3 года назад +4

      @@uriah9559 lol does it bother you that there are people out there who will prevent you from breaking the law? Maybe grow up, follow basic rules and stop pretending to be a punk thug?

    • @uriah9559
      @uriah9559 3 года назад

      @@jonjonson4826 not at all, in my country we have real police for real issues. would love to see these rooskis pull this meter maid BS in america.

    • @rhalfik
      @rhalfik 3 года назад +3

      They do need car blocking poles at the entrance to this sidewalk though. Would save them so much hassle. It doesn't make you money like these videos though...

  • @crescokidful
    @crescokidful 3 года назад +54

    I still don't get that people still drive on the sidewalk after so many years of you guys being out their. I wish you all the best keep fighting the good fight

    • @thefpsxpert
      @thefpsxpert 3 года назад +11

      Because they're scumbag drivers that don't care, they'd run over people like these guys if it wasn't for the camera.

    • @jirrodakirro2598
      @jirrodakirro2598 3 года назад +2

      Russia have a lot of sidewalks...

    • @TheCaptaininsaino
      @TheCaptaininsaino 3 года назад +11

      I think the infrastructure needs an overhaul. Much as i hate to see assholes driving on sidewalks, I can't help but feel a little sorry for drivers when there's no designated parking, clear signage, and 'sidewalks' that are 3 lanes wide. It's a mess.

    • @thugnificentone9854
      @thugnificentone9854 3 года назад +2

      What gets me is the lying without hesitation especially the women. Disgusting, these guys should call them out on the lies all the time.

    • @minityper
      @minityper 3 года назад

      @@thugnificentone9854 most women can lie very well😎

  • @TanyaElisabeth
    @TanyaElisabeth 3 года назад +31

    I’m here as soon as I saw the notification!!! Love you guys!!!

    • @victhaking3158
      @victhaking3158 3 года назад

      they love u moarr

    • @ajl9491
      @ajl9491 3 года назад +1

      @@victhaking3158 I love her moarr too!

  • @Roland1596
    @Roland1596 3 года назад +1

    I subscribed this channel for 3-4 years, I forgot. And every single notification pop-out, I click and watch it soon as possible.
    Nice Kirill.. Very glad every you came out.

  • @GeroldLive
    @GeroldLive 3 года назад +21

    Kirill can try Stand up in free time :D

  • @Drewggles
    @Drewggles 3 года назад +1

    My new comeback for "ifs ands and buts" is:
    If my grandmother had a cucumber.

  • @JellyRoger_XIII
    @JellyRoger_XIII 3 года назад +3

    “If my grandma had a cucumber…..” 🤣😂🤣 feels like an amazing one !
    Wonder if in Russia you have something like this we have in Italy "If my grandpa had 3 balls, he would've been a pinball machine !"

    • @locustjohn3865
      @locustjohn3865 3 года назад +3

      A common idiom in the US is "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops."

    • @JellyRoger_XIII
      @JellyRoger_XIII 3 года назад +1

      @@locustjohn3865 ahahahahah a good one ! 😂😂😂

  • @nos27man
    @nos27man 3 года назад +3

    haha I like "if the grandmother had a cucumber"

  • @johnwallace8556
    @johnwallace8556 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for English subtitles Kirill

  • @joesam.
    @joesam. 3 года назад +4

    That fella does not drive that Renault but wearing it! 🥴

  • @Deredeo
    @Deredeo 3 года назад +1

    @5:26....you can see the Apple spinning pinwheel logo as his brain tries to sort it out🤣🤣....just tell him there's beer and bratwürst across the street he'll leave lickety-split🤣🤣

  • @ivankedacic8631
    @ivankedacic8631 2 года назад

    Bigg support from Croatia!!!! You are doing very good job and all you are good people!!! Kirill is a KING!!!

  • @KrzychooBasket
    @KrzychooBasket 3 года назад +2

    6:16 Porsche 😂

  • @mTwMarco
    @mTwMarco 3 года назад +2

    4:30 John Goodman has entered the game

  • @MrBeevee5
    @MrBeevee5 3 года назад +1

    Wow! Found a beehive of citizens who thought it was legal to drive on the sidewalk or didn't know the definition of a sidewalk.

  • @deetrixreed8961
    @deetrixreed8961 3 года назад +44

    Kirill is King.

    • @ugastronomie1237
      @ugastronomie1237 3 года назад

      Krill*

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 3 года назад +1

      @ugastronomie 123 Kirill*

    • @jameswright9513
      @jameswright9513 3 года назад

      Do you mean clown 🤡🤡🤡???

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 3 года назад +1

      @@jameswright9513 We're talking about Kirill not you, clown.

    • @jameswright9513
      @jameswright9513 3 года назад

      @@Keznen Are you part of that clowns 🤡🤡🙈🙈🤣🤣??

  • @SagetLord
    @SagetLord 3 года назад +7

    I would really like to see them confront shop managers/owners and tell them about the laws and see what they say.

    • @never_give_up90
      @never_give_up90 3 года назад

      Why???

    • @SagetLord
      @SagetLord 3 года назад

      @@never_give_up90 Just to see how knowledgeable and/or complacent they are with the laws. I'm just curious.

    • @never_give_up90
      @never_give_up90 3 года назад

      @@SagetLord managers do not have anything to do with it since they didn't create false parking lots. Those were often drawn by the owners who do usually know or find out that it's not a parking lot but often end up ignoring it due to lack of punishment for making false parking lots. Car owners grew in size in recent years. The issues is the fact that there are too many stores and it's a huge city. People are too lazy to park and then walk 5-10 minutes. Store owners dont see it as their problem.

    • @SagetLord
      @SagetLord 3 года назад

      @@never_give_up90 Sorry, I didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to know what they had to say about it. That's all. I never meant to make it seem like it's their responsibility or their fault. I was honestly just curious as to their reaction about the whole situation. Even for me, even though I'm not located anywhere near Russia, I have an opinion about it. My apologies for the misunderstanding.

    • @never_give_up90
      @never_give_up90 3 года назад +2

      @@SagetLord haha it's not a big deal! You don't have to apologize for anything. I bet you they don't care. They just wanna go home and rest.

  • @sammybubba176
    @sammybubba176 3 года назад +1

    if the grandmother had a cucumber, chances are you would not be here.

  • @Pico_444
    @Pico_444 3 года назад +1

    "why are you standing?"

  • @socialnak
    @socialnak 3 года назад +1

    I miss you guys in Mocow! Hope to visit again soon :)

  • @blackpolishedchrome4774
    @blackpolishedchrome4774 3 года назад +2

    That man must be a cat. "If it fits, I sits."

  • @KretinoSantino
    @KretinoSantino 3 года назад +2

    I love the Brat 2 reference.
    Sergei Bodrov was the best director in the World, could inject warmth into most desperate and gritty environment.

  • @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8
    @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8 3 года назад

    “If grandma had a cucumber…” lmao

  • @kenisnedeker6024
    @kenisnedeker6024 3 года назад

    If grandma had a cucumber....too good!!!

  • @louisrafaelcom
    @louisrafaelcom 3 года назад +1

    How about installing bollards for a lasting effect?

  • @xyz3188
    @xyz3188 3 года назад

    A smile can be magic to solve all the problems in the world 👍✨😊

  • @bjoardar
    @bjoardar 2 года назад

    My goodness. How did that blue-shirted sasquatch get into that red car and why doesn't it have stretch-marks? lol xD

  • @StreetArtistsOfTheWorld
    @StreetArtistsOfTheWorld 3 года назад +1

    4:48 that guy looks like he won a car that was too small for him! :-)))))

  • @berno8535
    @berno8535 3 года назад +1

    @SADB I would suggest rather sticking those stickers on the bonnet. Obstructing the windscreen is a safety hazard, especially since you want them to drive off of the sidewalk.

    • @postsposts7989
      @postsposts7989 3 года назад +1

      the sticker is because they are not leaving

  • @jevoneFernando
    @jevoneFernando 3 года назад +13

    I don't understand Russian but I feel their concern for public safety. Plus I love watching these videos.

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 3 года назад +1

      Average iq there is much lower and the country is very corrupt so almost noone cares about rules

  • @Typing.._
    @Typing.._ 3 года назад

    10:46 he was so mad he couldn’t help but to laugh 😂 🎥

  • @Inveterat
    @Inveterat 3 года назад +1

    Good work!

  • @remokelm1838
    @remokelm1838 3 года назад +1

    6:18 min This shitty vehicle has a Porsche logo on its hood. That one killed me. LOL :-D

  • @DJmilianomusic
    @DJmilianomusic 3 года назад +1

    6:22 Porsche? WTF :D

  • @MrBendibus
    @MrBendibus 3 года назад

    When they start swearing they have already lost the argument.

  • @jameswright9513
    @jameswright9513 3 года назад

    Self appointed traffic officials.🤣🤣🤣

  • @GrounDLifteR
    @GrounDLifteR 3 года назад

    You keep finding good locations, there was huge amount of drivers thinking its parking lot. Nobody is ticketing or taking care of it.... does anything change?.... maybe not today. So the content KEEPS ON COMING!! :D

  • @KRAMPUS_G60_16V
    @KRAMPUS_G60_16V 3 года назад +1

    Hahahahaha! Kiril is such a legend! :D

  • @Ray2Jerry
    @Ray2Jerry 3 года назад

    The "Parking Lot Engineer" should have got stickers...

  • @kevinsturgess1717
    @kevinsturgess1717 3 года назад +1

    Fabulous

  • @tomaszde3072
    @tomaszde3072 3 года назад +2

    Never ending story 😂

  • @justtubingby8342
    @justtubingby8342 3 года назад

    Divide the sidewalks in half with a barrier, temporarily, and see if it will keep the cars off. Designate one half as a bicycle lane.

  • @georgebliss5134
    @georgebliss5134 3 года назад +2

    Suggestion: Stand in front of the car with a low value bicycle, let the aggressive offender hit a bicycle, or run over a bicycle. Insurance should not cover running over a bicycle on a sidewalk.
    Keep up the good work, and stay safe!

  • @duediligence8888
    @duediligence8888 3 года назад +1

    This channel needs more Kiril.
    If a dog had a square ass... maybe it would shit bricks

  • @kevinr6318
    @kevinr6318 3 года назад

    I refuse to watch anything with sub titles. This channel is the one exception.

  • @Lyric.S-
    @Lyric.S- 3 года назад

    luv from France

  • @mattafakkah
    @mattafakkah 3 года назад +1

    4:32 Russian John Goodman needs a bigger car 😂😂😂😂

  • @Liton999
    @Liton999 3 года назад +1

    5:25 you can almost see the gears inside his head moving..

  • @thataverageplayer4673
    @thataverageplayer4673 3 года назад

    Bigfoot driving a car 🚗 🤣🤣

  • @heniuleniu9965
    @heniuleniu9965 3 года назад

    Hello from Poland my friends good job

  • @Bluex990
    @Bluex990 3 года назад

    There must be a separation there! Just install the border between the entrance and the side crosswalk and done!

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd 3 года назад

    I don't think I want to know what the grandma does with the cucumber.

  • @englishlongbow935
    @englishlongbow935 3 года назад

    The best argument I've heard SADB say, so far, to somebody who says "Show me the sign that says it's a sidewalk" is "Report me to the police for blocking the traffic on a road."
    That was a gotcha.

  • @promille3571
    @promille3571 3 года назад +1

    Where are your Stickers ????? 🥺

  • @GrapeDrank001
    @GrapeDrank001 3 года назад

    "what is your goal?"
    to fucking walk on the side walk? what do you mean bro lmao

  • @randolphfuller4681
    @randolphfuller4681 3 года назад

    Is this the room for an argument? Monty Python.

  • @wherewewent
    @wherewewent 3 года назад +1

    SADB = patience.

  • @steveg447
    @steveg447 3 года назад +1

    Imagine if people did this in NYC... you’d probably get shot by the cops...

  • @ruthchang861
    @ruthchang861 3 года назад

    OMG....I watched the video all that danger. That's right I'm scared and shocked. Why do that?

  • @galyo9095
    @galyo9095 3 года назад

    Drivers are wrong but they are arguing. XD :)

  • @krismont
    @krismont 3 года назад

    6:17 nice porsche 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory 3 года назад

    "If the Grandma had a cucumber"!

  • @121finalfantasy
    @121finalfantasy 3 года назад +8

    Wish I was in Russia right now, here in UK we've got a horrendous heatwave going on oh well. As always guys stay safe stay strong. Oh and Kirill as always with the logic and best advice, Kirill for president.

  • @МаксЖгун-ы7х
    @МаксЖгун-ы7х 3 года назад +2

    Я то думал, стопхам и за бугром открыл филиал))

  • @temoxdd
    @temoxdd 3 года назад +2

    What i understand on all this videos...
    white subtitle = good people
    yellow subtitle = bad people

  • @ksenomorf333
    @ksenomorf333 3 года назад

    damn that crocodile at 4:33 is surreal.

  • @blazeringfire2336
    @blazeringfire2336 3 года назад

    Imagine if they did this in Compton

  • @tomfu6210
    @tomfu6210 3 года назад

    First practical Porshe.

  • @darrellhaynes6705
    @darrellhaynes6705 3 года назад

    Are they not allowed to put stickers on the cars now? None were carrying stickers in this video… That’s the fun part!

  • @FootLock89
    @FootLock89 3 года назад

    not enough stickers on windshields!

  • @Pavfixers
    @Pavfixers 3 года назад

    Respect

  • @yourworstnightmareiscathoc7015
    @yourworstnightmareiscathoc7015 3 года назад

    I noticed Violators that needed to have a Sticker slapped on but it didn't transpire, was this a light day at work or no more Stickers?

  • @zoodiac57
    @zoodiac57 3 года назад

    learn your goals guys :) it's to prevent people from driving on the sidewalk ;) ;) eto trotuar!!

  • @kiwizz2177
    @kiwizz2177 3 года назад +4

    Go Kirill !! Hahaha.
    Never short of words ! Great guy ;-))

  • @Morgow1
    @Morgow1 3 года назад +2

    The best way they could get back at you guys would be to follow the law and stop driving on the sidewalk - your viewers would simply disappear!

  • @adymorris7347
    @adymorris7347 3 года назад +1

    I frickin love these videos! Thanks guys xx

  • @andyvankerkhove6902
    @andyvankerkhove6902 3 года назад

    Never knew Porsche was making vans or trucks for the Russian market... but that truck had a PORSCHE emblem on the hood... Porsche model Porter...
    but than I saw a big Porsche emblem on the side also...
    I know the brand started with making tractors...

  • @paulg3012
    @paulg3012 3 года назад

    You guys run out of stickers?

  • @razvanm8492
    @razvanm8492 3 года назад

    Nice Lambo @6:21

  • @gelmibson883
    @gelmibson883 3 года назад

    Woo!

  • @Carrierdlr1
    @Carrierdlr1 3 года назад

    Just can not believe these people who decide to drive a vehicle on a public sidewalk have no shame!!!

  • @paulmcmaster9446
    @paulmcmaster9446 3 года назад

    Feet on footpaths, tyres on tarmac.