Alpharad's Castle
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Alpharad Plus JoSniffy made limited edition merch: teespring.com/n...
(the shirts cost like $12, we rather have people wear them than to make profit)
The context is explained in the video, don't worry.
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#MarioMaker2 #SuperMarioMaker #Episode5
The "stupid easy level for babies" being removed proves that Alpharad is the true, one and only baby.
I'm Baby!
he is baby
no I'M baby
He's baby
No we're all baby!
Bowser falling at the beginning is just showing us that a new boss has come into the castle, far stronger than Bowser ever was...
Storytelling.
_Lord of the Goombas... his minions took a stand after Mario has stomped on them, threw shells at them, and used them for their own game, they rebelled, and overthrew Bowser. The Goomba Lord, took control afterwards, and decided the fate of the fallen King... Legend says that even Mario can’t beat him with a Star... And have you heard the disappearance of Luigi too... he tried taking the Monster on by himself.... but you could say he’s meeting the Devil himself right about now..._
The Great Papyrus prediction: its the gonna captain from bowser’s minions
I watched this video before it released
I hate this comment because level up made a series about that
Aha! I now have the fastest speedrun on this video. I recorded this video on double speed and saved it to my phone. Then I watched the video as I crossed the international date line on my return flight from Japan! The new record is -23 hours 49 minutes and 15 seconds! I am the champion!
*Terrific Mr. T WINS!*
Terrific Mr. T nice
Terrific Mr. T no
I WIN FOR NO REASON AT ALL
HA I DIDN'T WATCH THE VIDEO!!
I watched this video in 21 seconds; Easiest video you've released so far.
hah, nerd, i watched the video in 3 seconds, do you even watch bro?
Grrrrrr *stab sound*
Ok lol
I finished in 21.2 seconds, rip you beat me too it.
@Michael Garcia huh, ez i watched in 0.1 second ez gg wp
Everyone is like “poor jo alpha is such a sadist” but when jo plays alphard’s levels he’s always like “this is so sick I love this” and that’s friendship
12:26
_"You can hide keys in enemies, so what's an enemy you've seen?"_
"Bullet Bil-"
"No it's not the Bullet Bill."
B O N K O N T H E H E A D jo was basically me when I played the level
You can’t hide keys in Bullet Bills
@@spagetti9271 It has to be a non-respawning enemy right?
I love how Goomba™ has become a recurring character. Can't wait to see him grow stronger and stronger with each level until he's legitimately really hard to beat.
The goomba rebellion.....
has begun...
@@carlosemilio385 coming in 2019
Goomba for Smash!
Goomba mech
Hide key in labyrinth of 200 goombas all on different types of annoying terrain.
"It's really tight too, which makes me feel good."
-Alpharad, 2019
The combination of your profile and his quote makes it better
@@dego-mon fax machine
GermanTacos help
😏
10:56 ""
How to comfort someone in Mario Maker
*It's okay, look, 200 other people died right there too*
Josniffy playing alpharad's MM2 levels death counter
Labyrinth α: 58 Deaths
The Seven Spinies: 5 Deaths
Koopa ruins: 42 Deaths
Koops ruins v2.0: 1 Death (and 40 Alpharad deaths)
Alpharad's Castle: 46 Deaths
Ace Hobby Lol sick track record. Hope to see more lol
i love when jo starts going all “ that is SO sick” cause like it is- and positivity is nice y’know?
this is a +
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My therapist: goomba isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Goomba: slowly but menacingly walks toward me
He's walking there, *menacingly*
"*It's tight too, which makes me feel good*"
-Jacob Rabon III
Fuck you. It probably took you an hour to watch this video. Don't even talk boi.
Thermostat O'Neill hippity hoppity u r adopted
Thermostat O'Neill No one cares bro
“It’s tight, too, which makes me feel good”
- Alpharad, 2019
Thats got to be the best quote I've ever seen.
perfection out of context
When you stomp on the goomba
But then it becomes 2 goombas
Goomba: all that for a drop of blood?
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO AT 0.25 SPEED AND WATCHED IT IT 80 MINUTES BEAT THAT EVERYONE!
i wached it faster then u n3rd
I have
I DID THIS AND WENT 5 SECONDS BACKWARDS EVERY 6 SECONDS BEAT THAT IT TOOK OVER 6 HOURS
I WATCHED IT AT 0.00 SPEED SO IT TOOK UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
This upsets me
Milk it to all eternity. As long as there is no bubble or Nabbit we good.
There are bubbles in co-op but I don’t think you can willfully go in one without dying like in NSMBUDX
NSMLBWUDX2
New super mario luigi bros. Wii u deluxe 2
@@atomiclight8574 NSPM&LBWUD2:BIS+BM+BJJ&KFDFTDMCS
New Super Paper Mario & Luigi Bros. Wii U Deluxe 2: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser's Minions + Bowser Jr.'s Journey & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
I speedran persona 5 by not agreeing to the terms. Never picked it up again
LOL
Fun fact, the makers of Celeste acctually made levels for Super Mario Maker 2 and they're pretty good.
What’s their username?
Any course ids?
Maker Id pls?
Bruh.
Funaoe24 that’s the funnest fact i have heard all day
I watched this video so fast that I created a wormhole to 2000 B.C., so technically I watched this video in -4000 years
David Jones ha week I watched it form the time earth was created by GOD! Boiiiiiii
I didnt watch it
404 Triggerhappyshot this man has ascended
Hi
There's something so honestly endearing about how much Alpha likes one of his own bits with the Sasuke thing. I legitimately love when creators seem to enjoy their own content, it's so nice :)
Guys, I finally finished this video! It May have taken a full 24 hours but I got through it and enjoyed every second!
It took me 5 years but it was worth it.
it took you 24 hours?! psh. i finished this video in 5 seconds
What? That last ad took FOREVER, as soon as I saw it I was basically forced to go buy some Ortho groundclear and grass killer even though I don’t have yard so I had to go right back up and return it. Then after that all that I got a 4 hour unskipable ad so I had to sit through all of that so I could finish it.
FUCKIN NERD I FINISHED IN LIKE 1 SECOND I LAST LONGER IN SEX THAN THIS VIDEO
GG
I am proud to say I am the one person who died to the goomba
I made alpharad laugh I can die happy now
Squiddy +10 respect
no I died to the goomba
you probably died after he recorded or something
@@Lawless7909 believable
@@Lawless7909 believable
I’ve been grinding this video for months trying to lower the watch time speedrun and I am happy to say that I was able to find a frame perfect lag switch input on an ad that brings the record down from -23hrs 49mins 15secs to -23hrs 49mins 12sec. It does require you to turn off adblock tho which is risky and I could only get it to work on mike bloomberg ads which would make it no longer repeatable. The community is still deciding whether the technique is legal anymore and it seems that I may have to give the title back Terrific Mr. T. I obviously am not happy with this but it was fun being apart of this beautiful group of runners.
Gg
I wonder how many princesses Alpharad has already kidnapped
_probabaly not that many_
All
Peach and Zelda, that’s pretty much it
He just stole all their hearts!
Does palutena count?
ThatKaosDog
Palutena is a goddess. So if he caught her, that would be impressive.
I feel like this level is a little easier than the rest..
But that boss, HOLY FUCK, it single handedly carried the length to 10 minutes.
I feel like whoever's playing's lack of actual thinking carried it to 10 minutes. Dude makes the same mistake like 4 times every time.
@@dreadlain I feel like there's some sort of irony to this comment
It took me this long to realize that Mario is spelled wrong in the intro
same here
He probably messed up and just keeps it that way
Robert Rodriguez it’s a meme.
It's not mairo it's mayro
What do you mean?
"Who watched the video the fastest"
Jokes on you i actually watch videos on 1.75 speed so i can speedrun everything faster than the plebs
theflamelord ha I watched it on 2x speed so ha
Amuater I spam the skip10 seconds button
Don't make me laugh! I've used two different softwares to watch the video in less then 30 seconds! Mortals!!!!
I watched it in 1 second, i'm a god.
You mortals I skipped to the end
Make a near impossible level and have a link to exclusive merch at the end
That's my man right here, living up to his name !
People could just give it out online when they finished
I changed the double tap feature to skip 60 seconds and watched this whole video in only 7.71 seconds
If it took you more that 10 minutes to get through this video you aren’t a *Real* RUclips gamer
I had my friend screen-record the level. And then watched it on 10x speed. Tough up kid
(this is a joke, had to point it out cuz some people don't understand humor.)
Listen here fucker, I transcended time and space to make me watch the video in less than 5 seconds. Guess I'm the only true Alpharad fan.
jokes on you i watched the entire video in half a second get nae nae'd
little shits, get on my level; I didn't watch it *at all.*
You didn't watch the entire video then :Y
18:45
"You guys get comedy, we get gold"
can we just appreciate this joke for a second
Look at the comment of the epic goomba art at 7:10... :O
(You need to pause it right after you click the time stamp.)
OMAE WA MOU, SHINDEIRU!
Just pause before
That is amazing
I saw it to! It's really good.
Then look down there's your face
BRUH I WATCHED THIS VIDEO IN HALF A SECOND IMMA SPEEDRUNNER
my secret is x1000 speed
Weakling, I watched it in 1 second. What are you, a snail?
@@ghotiphoti gasp you hacker
Bingus Bonger 1 second? Pathetic, i watched it instantaneously
i watched ir in -21 minutes and -27 second, my secret is a time machine
0.0000001 seconds
My secret click straight to the end
I can’t handle it, the goomba plug walked towards me and I choked
Ha I died to the goomba in 2 seconds
When the teespring merch flashed on the screen, I thought "wow, how is Jo doing this when he can't see Mario?"
I'm an idiot
Don’t worry dude I thought the same thing
“It’s tight which makes me feel good”
JoSniffy 2019 18:57
It was alpha that said it
How did it take you 18 minutes to even watch this video it only took me .000000069 seconds to watch this video
@@donnieboi4251 I used the Morbius strip(different from the Möbius strip) to warp spacetime and effectively pause time around a secure bubble, therefore I have seen this video in effectively 0 seconds.
Heres a tip: if you watch the vid in 2x speed, you can get a much MUCH shorter watch time
69 likes, nice
I watched the video in 2x speed then I screen recorded and then edited the video to be 8x faster to watch it in a 16th of the initial time. I am the video speed run champion. Thank god this video was so easy. Anyone who can’t get at least a 4th of the time is a chump.
How many seconds?
I did it in 1 second, get on my level chump
@@ghotiphoti did it in negative time
U did it with sanic speed. nothing is faster than sanic
I scrubbed the entire video in about half a second, give or take. How can any of you call yourselves pro speedwatchers with newbie times like that?
I turned this episode into an audio book meaning I watched this video in 0 seconds.
Your ears watched the video though.
Your eyes heard the video
Your nose tasted the video
*slow clapping*
GG no re
Why is there not a “Oh you’re approaching me?” with the goomba
Because people are not weebs
Because people aren't weebs
Are you always an asshole or is this just for me?
He says “Because people are not weebs” but he gets the reference lmao
It must be the work of an enemy stand!
I like how in Mario Maker 2 people make genuinely well designed levels instead of automated levels all the time.
Give it time....
Alpharad’s levels could use some help though... Many unfair deaths
@@Shain3333 This is very true, they're decent levels but far from perfect, a lot of unfair deaths
My dad refused to buy me a Sasuke Uchiha doesn’t say swears hoodie and I’m low key disowning him
A Hooman can you disown your dad?
Seth Laske sure
Hello minecrafter
And now you can never buy it
@@sethlaske6338 r/whoosh
Laughs at people for having a 25% win rate on an easy level
Then preaches that in the end the number of time spent on a level doesn't matter if you beat it that's all that matters
It only matters when it's not a an easy level for stupid babies
@@skeletonwar4445 Why is that though? It's still a level, the principle still applies
@@prologo4387 I absolutely hate seeing r/wooosh under a comment but like... It fits too well here.
@@OBGrimey That's fine, I honestly don't mind, I came in expecting a hate comment from one of his fans, I didn't think about the possibility of sarcasm, my bad
@@prologo4387 I think they where more complaining how Mario Maker does clear rate, not saying it's bad that people took 4 deaths to beat the level but rather that because it took 4 deaths, suddenly it looks like a hard level
Listen here buddy pal, I've got this playing at 20x speed on my 4 Samsung 390 series C24F390 24"" 16:9 Curved FreeSync LCD monitors and I personally doubt (in my humble opinion) that any of you cave goblins can beat me
I got this on x37 speed on 9 Macbook Pros, They're in a circle surrounding me and I don't want to give you the info because you're just gonna copy me so lets just say I added 150 GB of RAM and a SD card with 17 terabytes of memory so *G IT G U D S C R U B S*
I got a phone that allows me to watch videos at 50x speed, so ha, * K I D S*
@@ericle2751 Did I tell you my friend watched this in x98 speed on 2 monitors? I would(n't) tell you what they are if I knew.
I didn't even watch
@@legendarytat8278 The true champion
Why commit Lego step when you can easily watch The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part in theaters near you.
Uh pretty sure it’s been out of theaters for months check your facts
@@ikahekathesnake4233 he didn't say it wasn't..?
You
Rated PG
@@ikahekathesnake4233 Dude what are you talking about
I just ordered the shirt and am currently in the fetal position waiting for it because sasuke does not say swears
Thanks for the likes
Wait it's for real? That makes me physically painful
Most random thing I've seen all day "Sasuke uchiha doesn't swear"
foetal*
Wait. You should be in a tree doing ninja stances
How to watch videos the fastest.
Step 1 - drag the video to the end.
Step 2 - finish watching the video
Your just skipping the video?
Double speed too
the best way is to get a time machine and watch the video, after that you can go to the past where you didnt watch it, but you alredy did, so in theory you watched this vid in -21:27 the fastest posibble time
@@Slipdash *that's the wrong GODDAMN YOUR REEEEEEE*
That's not watching tho, you need to set the playback speed to 2x
This video took me 3 centuries 7 decades 5 years 11 months 14 hours 43 minutes 32 seconds 79milliseconds and 987 nanoseconds
No one will beat dat record
Animating cause i get bored easily
This video took me 5 lightyears to watch.
@@kymbigler2824 that's baby numbers, that's only 1.53 parsecs.
@@kymbigler2824 wait...
Waiting for a new CPUCS episode makes me want to commit Lego step.
(If you're reading this Alpha please take all the time you need, we want the content to stay good)
I watch all youtube videos at 2x speed, so I actually did watch this 20 minute video in 10 minutes.
@HalloweenCRUNCH Sasuke does not say swears
HalloweenCRUNCH SASUKE DOESNT SAY SWEAR WORDS
I watched it in 5 mins. Iskipped most of it (not really)
I used a screen recorder, sped up the footage, and watched it in 2.5 minutes
You morons. You absolute buffoons. You sorry excuse for clowns. I sped up the footage to 2X, recorded it, and then sped that footage up 5X, watching the video in under 2 minutes. Amateurs.
13:20
*_Congrats, you have invented a new kind of stupid. An... “I didn’t think about this” kind of stupid_*
"Thank you, I'm gushing."
-Alpharad 2019
“This will make a weeb mad”
*brother walks in*
“That’s not how you spell Sasuke”
Aww I killed myself on the goomba cowering in the corner in hopes you guys see it but y'all recorded before I played :(
I really like how the vids on this channel are almost like a podcast because of the long conversations, but with the added visuals of mario maker :)
I downloaded the vid as an mp4, put it in iMovie, and watched it in the 0.7 seconds. But then I watched it normally so you could get the funky revenue.
Do another Goomba boss but have a Thwomp hidden up above that triggers a P-Switch or On/Off block that gets rid of the floor if you jump and you have to kill him with a shell or something.
Jokes on you alpha, I was watching this in 1.5 times speed and skimming through it so it took me one minute to watch this vid lmao get rekt noobs
haha joke's on you I clicked on this video and then immediately clicked the next it took me like 5 seconds to watch the video nerd
Nah man the joke is on you because I've been practicing speedrunning the video since this comment was posted and got the sick time of 0.1 seconds so yeah beat that scrub
Jokes on both of y’all it took me 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Ha, but I watched it with 15 monitors all on 2 times speed, so I did it in 45 seconds.
I paused this video in the beginning then skipped all the way to the end immediately so it took me 0 seconds, git gud scrubs.
I watched this 21 minute and 28 second video in 21 minutes and 27 seconds, beat that.
It took me 21 minutes and 29 seconds. Am I doing something wrong? :(
Too me 21 minutes and 26.5 seconds
It took me 3 hours to watch
You can get beat so easy
I watched this video in 1 millisecond by skipping to the end
I love when Jo compliments his level design and hes just gushing
Steal From Sans 486-X0X-WXF
Venture through Snowdin and infiltrate Sans's house in order to steal 50 bucks from him.
Is the clear thing to get 50 coins
Very epic
will 😎
kenny park I originally wanted to implement that but if you use checkpoints then you can't use clear conditions.
No wonder why this level has a clear rate of under 10%. The Goomba was intimidating AF. I nearly gave up because of it.
I watched this damn video last year that's how fast I watched it
None of you can beat me
I watched it at the beginning of time
@@kaficlark7053 boi I watched before God even though up time as a concept
@@ritchiebrown1519 bitch i watched it before god even created the universe, in fact he wasn't even existing
I edited this video
I watched it
Me: *sees a lego on the ground*
Also me: I want to commit lego step
Alpharad made Mario Maker Dark Souls
No, Simpleflips did.
Out of the people that have played Alpharad's Castle, there has to be at least one person who somehow legitimately died to the Goomba
There's a 80% chance of that happening
The editor was the fastest to watch the vid unless the publisher watch his own video.
Heh. You know, you can easily watch this in 10 minuets. Or the normal time. But, I was watching this for an hour. Who cares about fast when you have slow
Internet
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Thank god you’re milking this series I love smm2
“I want to commit LEGO Step”
I can identify Jo, his voice is what helps me calm when shit's going down in my family
You go man
Damn
I'll take whatever solace I can find
the foreshadowing with the shirt was crazy
I made a castle
Alpharad's castle...nice
Yeah that's me
Watched the whole thing in 2 nanoseconds. Easy for a 7th-dimensional superbeing like me
Smug Dragon Pathetic, I watched this in 0.1 Yees per Haw
I keep telling people that I watched it in 1 second, but I've improved. As an omni-dimensional universe eater, I completely watched the video in a single Planck time.
As a regular human being I watched it in 21:27 minutes and am therefore better then all of you.
Your profile picture makes it so much better
Dum dum I watched the video in -21:28
You’re getting way better at Mario Maker, honestly
*dies
I just set the official world record for watching this video. 5 minutes, 23 seconds. I've been labbing my tech for years now. I'm glad you guys pushed me so hard, thank you for always making me give my best effort.
I watched this video in negative infinity minutes
GET ON MY LEVEL NERDS
Clorox Bleach you are a god
@@mrman8820 yes
Joke's on you, I was a nerd the whole time!
I legit watched this video in 19 minutes, because I started watching on 2x when you put down the challenge
Same
I watched it in 18:59 so suck it
Dang it I took too long to watch the video, it took me a whole 21:27 minutes
Yeah well I beat it in 21:28 loser hehe swag
Haha bot just watch it in double speed you noob
I downloaded this video and edited it to 2000x speed so it went by almost instantly!
This is to all the epic gamers out there: let’s have a speedrun competition for this level.
I’ll start with my time: 1:01:253
I got 9:11 lmao
I got 5:39
0.3
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Dlofkme
I watched the video at 2x speed AND continuously skipped 60 seconds! 20 seconds, beat that!
I watched it in 2 seconds beat that
Sebastian Evans how?
@@sebastianevans567 only 2, fucking weak, try half a second
Downloaded it and bumped up the playback speed to max.
You know I was kidding
I watched it in milliseconds
I watched this vid in like one try, I know, I'm amazing
thomas van gansen me too! We are both amazing!
Wow how did it take you one try? It took me half of a try to watch it
im getting nostalgia from these videos now. it's been so long.
Alpha, no bamboozle, I watched this 20 minute video in 10 minutes because I use 2x Speed
let me correct you it was actually 10 minutes and 43.5 seconds
Dude I REALLY love your SMM2 videos, I was tired for your 11 videos of "ULTIMATE CPU 9 TOURNAMENT" but this is a piece of art and you do a sooo damn good levels
Ps. Hello, Jo :)
In OG mario maker I made a level that was so hard it was taken off
Same
Liars.
I couldn’t agree more with it being fun to watch someone play your level in real time, because I got the game and I’ve made so many levels I’ve worked so hard on and I watch my brothers play them
Judging by a video by Failboat, I can assume the word "baby" is illegal
I can't tell the difference between Jo and Travis' voice either. The only reason I know it's Jo playing this and not Travis is because you always call him "Jo".
Start a war? Ok.
*ahem* Y'all who watched the FULL VIDEO- y'all the REAL babies!
Mc. H khvkhvutcyrdryomvgcrses^ij
Did you just call other people babies? Look, those be fightin words around he, they ain't baby, you ain't baby, 'cause *I'm baby.*
I dowloaded the video, sped it up, and then learned to comprehend it at such a high speed
sorry for giving alpha money
Commit Lego jump
I watched this video faster than it took for Alpharad Deluxe Jacob to develop his Icarus complex
I made a boss level: NS8-T5P-DDF
Does anyone know any boss tricks or something?
Alright man I'm gonna check out this damn level it best be good :)😂
Not mine but try
YT6-TWK-VTF
It has an amazing boss battle
Oh okay
@@ritchiebrown1519 Oh wow, thank you! Let me know your thoughts, even though I can't update it in this game anyway...
@@luckydudex3765 no problemo my dude I will get around to trying it soon and will be sure to give u feedback in game and here :)
“How do you get through that door with a key?”
2019
(Off topic) I have 4 Lyns in Fire Emblem Heroes, mission accomplished.
Which ones? There’s like 7 now.
we just got another Lyn added to the game.
so.... which one did you get?
(or you're just like me.... having 4 Sol Kattis)
I have a reg, brave, and the (summer) seasonal. Unfortunately I got good IV‘s for seasonal. I just wanted sturdy impact fodder :P
Didn't even know this channel existed until now. Glad to know it does.
i watched this video one second quicker than the quickest time you watched this video
Fool I didn't watch the video
What if I watched it in 1 second?
Some guy: "I've watched the video in 10 seconds! Beat that!!!"
Everyone else: "The video is 21:27 minutes long....we've got a cheater in the house!!!!"
Haha funny timmy
I gave you a like
Haha funny timmy
I gave you a like
Haha funny timmy
I watched this vid in two time speed then screen recorded posted it to RUclips and rewatched it in two time speed again and repeated that 2 more times. In conclusion I watched this video the fastest
this episode reminded me, me and my friends started the speed movie club at school, where it’s a contest to see who can watch a movie the fastest