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  • @mglbrt
    @mglbrt 4 года назад +667

    PETITION FOR A THIRD CAMERA ANGLE FOR WHEN THEY DO THINGS OFF CAMERA! (like)

    • @SuperCuriousgeorge12
      @SuperCuriousgeorge12 4 года назад +7

      Pistol squats!!! I hope they show it on insta stories

    • @mnnm8266
      @mnnm8266 4 года назад +4

      Yeeeeeessssssssss. But we gotta help them raise dollars to get, said camera, so where do I sign?! 🙋🏾‍♀️😁

    • @dollarstoremakeup8945
      @dollarstoremakeup8945 4 года назад +1

      why doesn’t he do videos any more :(

    • @mglbrt
      @mglbrt 4 года назад

      Yo this comment got way more likes than I expected we gotta keep asking for this third camera i need to see the future clips of danny tripping over wires and laying on the floor

    • @marlenemur2885
      @marlenemur2885 4 года назад +1

      Yes and also insert any pictures they reference

  • @mohammedshezaadboots1934
    @mohammedshezaadboots1934 4 года назад +361

    Yo when he said "Keith how you doing back there" I lost my shit thinking Keith was actually there laying on the couch 😂😂😂😩💔

    • @G00FYG00B3
      @G00FYG00B3 4 года назад +5

      m shezaad boots , i got soo happy for a second when he said that 😫

  • @Quablue
    @Quablue 4 года назад +598

    Danny: How do you spell Pendulum?
    Joe: doesn't spell it, just repeats the word.
    Danny: Yeah.

  • @allisoncourtney192
    @allisoncourtney192 4 года назад +261

    "Carry onward way my son"
    - Danny LoPriore, 2020

  • @no_one_you_know
    @no_one_you_know 4 года назад +179

    "Silky hot pink box" threw me into a coughing fit I was laughing so hard

  • @ValkavGaming
    @ValkavGaming 4 года назад +275

    What the neighbors are hearing from two men in an apartment:
    "Is that deep enough?"
    "Keep goin' down..."
    "That was deep enough! What do you want from me?!"

  • @AWildJosieAppears
    @AWildJosieAppears 4 года назад +167

    Danny: I farted on your floor earlier today.
    Joe: *looks at floor*

  • @loonyleroy9978
    @loonyleroy9978 4 года назад +108

    This episode had me in tears. Found out that I lost a friend over the weekend to suicide and this was the first time I laughed and cracked a smile since I found out. Can always count on these two to make you laugh.

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter 3 года назад +5

      Im sorry for your loss man, i hope you we’re able to move on and feel happy again ❤️

  • @bonbonn.beauty7623
    @bonbonn.beauty7623 4 года назад +114

    Danny: “Apparently it means party in Lebanese”
    Joe: “Doesn’t mean it’s not funny” lmaoooo

  • @johnnyg3514
    @johnnyg3514 4 года назад +72

    “Welcome back to the basement yard” one of the best parts of my Monday morning

  • @amyjobro
    @amyjobro 4 года назад +40

    LITERALLY CRYING at the part where they mimic how girls fart 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aribrown8989
    @aribrown8989 4 года назад +85

    Y'all some of the funniest people on this Earth. I mean that. You always bring me joy when I'm down. Thank you to both your parents for creating two absolute specimens.

  • @marsbar175
    @marsbar175 4 года назад +63

    I’ve never farted on a floor naked, apparently both of these guys have and I’m not sure in what situation this would’ve happened in but I love this whole podcast so much

  • @CalumWright
    @CalumWright 4 года назад +27

    Hearing Danny shout "is this deep enough?!" off camera whilst doing the pistol squats absolutely sent me

  • @chimo2016
    @chimo2016 4 года назад +79

    I’m with Danny Shakira owned that. JLos hips may have fibbed a little. 😂

  • @redrider5118
    @redrider5118 4 года назад +35

    That linkin park segment had me dying

  • @AshleyWilliams-bh2mt
    @AshleyWilliams-bh2mt 4 года назад +57

    Listening to the guys sing Linkin Park in the first 6 mins was everything i needed on a Monday morning. Thanks guys. 👍🏼

  • @samanthavuono8084
    @samanthavuono8084 4 года назад +26

    "she coulda been a seamstress" IM DEAD

  • @Kristyvids
    @Kristyvids 4 года назад +44

    Fuccckkk When Joe Said “Keith, How Ya Doin Back There?” I Almost Broke My Eyeballs Looking For Keith 😂😂😂😂😂 I Thought He Was Gonna Be On Today 😭😭😭😭

    • @zee6786
      @zee6786 3 года назад

      I'm happy it was the pillow made it funnier

  • @johnkleeman9654
    @johnkleeman9654 4 года назад +40

    Why did i get excited thinking Keith was actually there when Joe said his name at the start 🤣🤣

  • @missamay972
    @missamay972 4 года назад +13

    “Marzipan?” “I think that’s an anxiety medication”

  • @dubgeeshortee
    @dubgeeshortee 4 года назад +49

    D: “Central American”
    J: “yeah, Chilean” Uh oh somebody show Joe a map

    • @leannjames9367
      @leannjames9367 4 года назад +3

      Logan Santamaria i was thinking this!! Im like hmmmm wrong america

  • @SueBeka
    @SueBeka 4 года назад +82

    Best part of the episode are all the 900 numbers. I laughed so hard. I listening at work. I'm glad I had my headphones on. Awkward if it didn't

    • @bert6236
      @bert6236 4 года назад +2

      @@danieldeliwe995 Patreon supporter who gets the video a week early, I'd assume.

    • @dominikzajkowski8242
      @dominikzajkowski8242 4 года назад

      Daniel Deliwe that guy has patreon

    • @rigoguzman4195
      @rigoguzman4195 4 года назад +2

      Time traveler 90% sure

  • @millyevans3379
    @millyevans3379 4 года назад +155

    Dude I have anxiety andptsd and tonight I'm anxious and trying to go to sleep I use ur podcast to give my mind something to think about while I'm getting sleepy n shit... It's literally like two other humans speaking what I think already, it's very therapeutic. So thanks perfect timing. (I'm in Australia btw so it's 11:08 pm rn )

    • @whyytryy9879
      @whyytryy9879 4 года назад +5

      Milly Evans glad I’m not the only one
      This shit works tho! Thanks basement yard

    • @Cooz.
      @Cooz. 4 года назад +1

      Milly Evans try some guided meditation! That helped me a lot!

    • @ra-ku3hn
      @ra-ku3hn 4 года назад +1

      Try ASMRthechew channel. Puts you to sleep instantly!!!!

    • @millyevans3379
      @millyevans3379 4 года назад

      WHYY TRYY!! It's insane, It's so relaxing to have my thoughts being spoken out loud for me for once instead of me feeling weird abt myself worrying I'm a freak.

    • @millyevans3379
      @millyevans3379 4 года назад +1

      abradolf lincler thanks, I will

  • @jessicacampas1901
    @jessicacampas1901 4 года назад +8

    Calling the hotlines was the best part of the show. I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. Amazing.

  • @rebeccasammy281
    @rebeccasammy281 4 года назад +29

    I lost a couple IQ point listening to them figure out what wayward meant 😂😂🙈❤

  • @biancaaa9309
    @biancaaa9309 4 года назад +80

    Instantly thought of Supernatural when they brought up Carry on Wayward Son #spnfamily

  • @soph7957
    @soph7957 4 года назад +30

    "is this gay?"
    "yeah"

  • @elitepetite663
    @elitepetite663 4 года назад +31

    Pillow Keith’s eyes follow me around the room 😂

    • @deejayguppy6087
      @deejayguppy6087 2 года назад

      As it should. It's the modern day Mona Lisa. Actually, it's BETTER than the Mona Lisa! That pillow is a true piece of art, on par with all the Slam Poetries!

  • @dcupthundaaaa
    @dcupthundaaaa 4 года назад +39

    Danny is looking GOOD AF

  • @andrewblanford7934
    @andrewblanford7934 4 года назад +11

    “Yo... is this Dan Aykroyd?”😂😂😂

  • @darkshade896
    @darkshade896 4 года назад +8

    1:14:06 is literally elevated by the way they're talking. Im crying

  • @gavinjohnson8275
    @gavinjohnson8275 4 года назад +71

    It’s 4 am I hope this shit is worth it

  • @koco1417
    @koco1417 4 года назад +90

    I feel a lot safer with detective Keith in the room.

  • @francym1510
    @francym1510 4 года назад +19

    I am so glad you did a collab with Jeff, I would of never known about you and that would been a shame. Love Santagato Studios and all of you.

    • @clairlynn9460
      @clairlynn9460 4 года назад +2

      Francy M lets get one thing straight...if it wasn’t for Joe and Danny, Jeff probably never would have gotten out of jail

  • @michaeldoyle48
    @michaeldoyle48 4 года назад +12

    1-800-HOT-LIPS was the one we used as kids. Lmao

  • @jeanettebiermann1890
    @jeanettebiermann1890 4 года назад +10

    "I could shave a bird ... " 😂😂😂

  • @christineocMUA
    @christineocMUA 4 года назад +7

    "Is this deep enough? Is This Deep Enough?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!"

  • @heatherfricke8444
    @heatherfricke8444 4 года назад +24

    I automatically like these videos before I even watch. Because I know it’s gonna be hot beginning to end!

  • @Lucy_f831
    @Lucy_f831 4 года назад +27

    I was singing with y’all loud at 3am during the Linkin park part 😂🙌🏻

    • @victoriaalonzo8893
      @victoriaalonzo8893 4 года назад +1

      Lucero Fernandez I paused the podcast just to play that album and sing in the car😂

    • @Itskaystacks
      @Itskaystacks 4 года назад

      What song was that???

    • @Lucy_f831
      @Lucy_f831 4 года назад

      Kayla Purnell one step closer by Linkin park

  • @paigejanelle
    @paigejanelle 4 года назад +5

    The whole fart conversation I was cryinggg 😂

  • @MReedz3850
    @MReedz3850 4 года назад +12

    Holy shit.....I laughed so hard during the 900 numbers that I literally started crying super hard and couldn't stop...my stomach still hurts from laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @allisondempster933
      @allisondempster933 4 года назад +1

      Very funny, but they're grown men is what makes it funnier lol they both have had relations with women. You know Danny has done some shit, but they're giggling & laughing like they're 13 again. It's funny, kinda cute cuz they seem innocent & depraved at the same time

  • @yoValeriex3
    @yoValeriex3 4 года назад +6

    " WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME" 😂😂

  • @smg9020
    @smg9020 4 года назад +9

    I’m a mom and I can vouch for the moms never being satisfied with how kids school pictures come out. I feel so bad now 🤣

  • @Dark-id3eg
    @Dark-id3eg 4 года назад +2

    the fucking 1800 bit sent me to the moon and back lads

  • @natasha_v
    @natasha_v 4 года назад +70

    I’m a female and can confirm that I have sent and received a fart voice memo to/from my sister many a time. I can only hope to be close enough to my female friends one day for this to acceptable with them too lmao

    • @Keshia____
      @Keshia____ 4 года назад +1

      Same 😂

    • @sabrinagarcia4238
      @sabrinagarcia4238 4 года назад +1

      Let's be friends lol

    • @mistamcmarx
      @mistamcmarx 4 года назад +2

      What does a girl fart sound like? Was Danny close?

    • @benmalik9715
      @benmalik9715 4 года назад +7

      It always cracks me up that straight dudes think that. I just sit here thinking you have no idea how insane these women get. Lol I guess being gay lets me see a lot more than what normal guys are allowed to see lol

    • @Keshia____
      @Keshia____ 4 года назад +2

      Fabien Sprange I’ve heard some girls that could give a gassy man like Danny a run for his money 😆

  • @ariannadebari3190
    @ariannadebari3190 4 года назад +3

    Joe legit has the best laugh every time he laughs I start dyinnnnn lmaoo

  • @weezerfan999
    @weezerfan999 4 года назад +4

    Oh boy, gee this was a hoot.
    “This is the most fun I’ve had in years!” Haha I felt that.

  • @MaggieDiazVera
    @MaggieDiazVera Год назад +2

    Honestly this episode is SO funny had me laughing in public at their reactions to the 1-800 numbers

  • @ladylaly
    @ladylaly 4 года назад +2

    I'm screaming COLOMBIA when they said where is Shakira from!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheKcorey12
    @TheKcorey12 4 года назад +15

    Even though Joe records his farts, I would marry him in a sec if he asked me to. 😘❤ He would have me laughing everyday. Love it!

  • @AExplained
    @AExplained 4 года назад +8

    These dudes always make me forget its Monday :)

  • @HeroesUnited
    @HeroesUnited 4 года назад +35

    19:20 I remember when he told this story in one of his old videos.

    • @tinglytsasmr
      @tinglytsasmr 4 года назад +3

      there is a whole video about it called blood, tits and turbulance LOL

    • @kparker905
      @kparker905 4 года назад +2

      I LOVED that video!! I was crying watching it

    • @tinglytsasmr
      @tinglytsasmr 4 года назад

      @@kparker905 Me too!

    • @eryckstratton2643
      @eryckstratton2643 4 года назад +1

      Yoo I was just thinking about that

  • @tara61103
    @tara61103 Год назад

    “ Right into your tv right into your living room” 🤣

  • @gurtonysekhon5447
    @gurtonysekhon5447 4 года назад +20

    i wish u guys wud give away some of those Kieth pillows

  • @kawaiava4094
    @kawaiava4094 4 года назад +8

    “Is this deep enough?”
    “Is this deep enough?!”

  • @desteni1992
    @desteni1992 4 года назад +5

    It is too early and im too old at 27 to be laughing this hard with tears in my eyes over Joes recorded fart 😂 i swear you guys always make my day when these podcasts are released!!

    • @Lucy_f831
      @Lucy_f831 4 года назад

      Desteni W im 27 too and were not old we just have amazing sense of humor 😂🙌🏻

    • @tracybedard8557
      @tracybedard8557 4 года назад +1

      I’m 46 and I thought I was going to die laughing!!

  • @lorenzolozoya6599
    @lorenzolozoya6599 4 года назад +5

    Danny: You never know who is watching tho you know what I’m saying?
    Also Danny immediately after: YOU EVER GO TO LEGOLAND?

  • @avnishhirani
    @avnishhirani 4 года назад +2

    Only podcast where 2 grown men can talk 20 minutes about farts! Lmao!

  • @michymichy02806
    @michymichy02806 4 года назад +1

    Legoland in San Diego is like Disneyland but made of Legos. It's fucking amazing

  • @jeanettebiermann1890
    @jeanettebiermann1890 4 года назад +2

    CARDI D 😂😂 And Joe's laugh afterwards 😂 I can't...

  • @mspeggysue911
    @mspeggysue911 4 года назад +11

    Why would ANYBODY EVER sit naked on a wood floor and fart?

  • @rebeccajonesaka_dr_slay1072
    @rebeccajonesaka_dr_slay1072 4 года назад +1

    Lincoln Park was AWESOME!!!! Loved hearing y’all sing the songs... took me right back to the 90s & early 2000s 😁😆😆

  • @ashaney334
    @ashaney334 4 года назад +2

    Literally watching two grown men dial sex lines 🤣🤣 deceased

  • @carlystardust6112
    @carlystardust6112 4 года назад

    Omfg the talk about farting on the wood floor FUCKING KILLED ME. like when you laugh and EVERYRHING HURTS AFTER. Aaaahhh highlight of my entire week

  • @gabrielahuron8021
    @gabrielahuron8021 4 года назад +2

    J-hole had me crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @sadieaugustine7762
    @sadieaugustine7762 4 года назад +1

    Just wanted to say I look forward to every podcast everyone does in santagato studios does. It gives me a break and a escape from all the things going on in my life. Thank you for helping me escape to fun place and laugh. You guys are medication for depression and anxiety for me. I love all you guys and i look forward to seeing all the new stuff in the future! 💜

  • @DillonJoseph
    @DillonJoseph 4 года назад +1

    the girls farting bit got me.. fart jokes are apparently timeless :'D

  • @NewBeeGamer
    @NewBeeGamer 4 года назад +4

    I don’t know what a shaved ferret looks like but I feel like mista 3 oh 5 looks like what a shaved ferret would look like

  • @pattyrick8158
    @pattyrick8158 4 года назад +1

    I'm going through a tough time right now but I'm so thankful that basement yard and the stank podcast exists. love you guys for getting me thru pain 🙏🏽❤

  • @ellievranesevic
    @ellievranesevic 4 года назад +9

    Need “what are we doing here” on a tshirt

  • @jackieleija1834
    @jackieleija1834 4 года назад +4

    I would buy tf outta that Cardi D merch 😂

  • @maxsweetser1426
    @maxsweetser1426 4 года назад +8

    Anyone remember what episode danny said that he used to whip his ass by dragging it on the floor like a dog? I need this community's help

  • @etchlad
    @etchlad 2 года назад +1

    Yo everything beyond 29:55 had me rolling laughing XD

  • @cuanloader2781
    @cuanloader2781 4 года назад +12

    yo Keith pillow is an Indiana Jones lookalike

  • @Tinamarie.Adorno
    @Tinamarie.Adorno 4 года назад +2

    Every time joe calls a 800 number he says this is the last one fr this time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leezas3759
    @leezas3759 4 года назад +16

    Not just “lebanese” but literally all other arab countries.

  • @neonpyramid7918
    @neonpyramid7918 4 года назад +2

    "She could have been a seamstress" -Joe 😂

  • @ethangamer8192
    @ethangamer8192 Год назад +1

    Kith sounds like it should be a band

  • @Alec30
    @Alec30 4 года назад +4

    I'm crying at the 1800 calls

  • @Evita425
    @Evita425 4 года назад +2

    “It wasn’t even close Bananas!!” What?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikey2crypto
    @mikey2crypto 4 года назад +1

    I remember when he did the 1800 calls with Frankie that episode was hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Abble_7
    @Abble_7 4 года назад

    100% recommend threading, satisfying to watch and the pain is very manageable, doesn't hurt much at all

  • @shanelle0929
    @shanelle0929 4 года назад +16

    Shakira is 1000% more talented than J-Lo

    • @pdnl1991
      @pdnl1991 3 года назад

      Yeah Turkeys don't lie

  • @kareemransome7555
    @kareemransome7555 4 года назад +1

    Just got put on to this podcast and my workdays go by so fast now

  • @christiankremidas7782
    @christiankremidas7782 4 года назад +1

    the whole zeg zene convo got me lmaooo

  • @windydev
    @windydev 4 года назад

    "I would remember shitting out a lego." 🤣

  • @HealthyHomeHustler
    @HealthyHomeHustler 4 года назад

    I used to work at one of Mr. 305 aka Mr. Worldwides favorite restaurants and I can tell you right now that he is an awesome person and isn't creepy at all. Superrrr down to earth dude

  • @samanthadolloway7749
    @samanthadolloway7749 4 года назад

    This is absolutely amazing the 1800 calls made me cry with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @christineocMUA
    @christineocMUA 4 года назад

    Laughing at 43:48 when it cut back and all you see is Keith with that little hat on 🤠🤣🤣🤣 I totally forgot it was there

  • @Heatherrenee424
    @Heatherrenee424 4 года назад

    The whole farting on the floor thing fucking killed me. I’m so glad i saved this one to watch at home rather than at work.

  • @troublessavage
    @troublessavage 4 года назад +1

    That Linkin Park bit had me going wayyyyy back

  • @phillipgafanovich6160
    @phillipgafanovich6160 4 года назад +3

    Danny: What I’m saying is that I could be Central America’s ass.
    Joe: Yeah you could be like a Chilean ass..

  • @AberD_
    @AberD_ 4 года назад +1

    Oh my god i don’t think i’ve laughed this hard at an episode in a while, you both turned into 13 year old boys looking at a nudie mag for the first time. 😂😭💀

  • @ashfly9461
    @ashfly9461 4 года назад +2

    Funnily enough, Danny’s cheese sitch was similar to mine. 4th grade, dinner was grilled cheese and the bottom slice slipped down as I was taking a bite so the cheese from the top slice stuck to my bottom lip. I had third degree burns that turned black and the next day was picture day. Talk about a shitty school photo lol

  • @cerealmother
    @cerealmother 4 года назад

    danny’s sound effects just make his explanations 10 times better

  • @gkdgains
    @gkdgains 4 года назад

    its truly impressive how many different conversations you guys can have about farts and poop and still make it entertaining every single time

  • @lilyj4094
    @lilyj4094 4 года назад

    The way Joe slapped the table 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackangel1194
    @blackangel1194 4 года назад +3

    You guys are the best 😂😂😂😂❤️ your humour really makes my day

  • @abrearamadan4078
    @abrearamadan4078 4 года назад +1

    the cardi b bit has me absolutely hysterical in the library