New Age Chick Steals Parking Space from the WRONG GUY (w/JP Sears)
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- "You stole my parking space!"
"I have had my aura expanded to each corner of this parking lot, so my energy was technically occupying this space before you got here, and now you're standing on my indigenous homeland"
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I IDENTIFY AS AN ATACK HELICOPTER
I have researched New Age for a few years now and the real stuff is nothing like this. This is politicized new ageism true new ageism is just a new way of looking at old world belief systems, both from east and west and some between. Including, but certainly not limited to Christianity. Anyone who thinks this is true new ageism, including JP is falling for the propaganda just as people who practice this politicized new ageism fall for propaganda.
@@JonTrexler-b8uas a Brit, I tell my teachers.i identity as a tescos bag (I don't think Tesco is in America, so if you don't know what it is, it's a supermarket.) I do it to annoy them. I'm not actually trans or any of that random stuff.
My angel numbers mutha f a
It's like watching Jedi hippies battle for mind control 😂
Haha! "There's no right for me to park here......I will move along."
Her screaming "unconditional love" puts me in mind of George Costanza's dad yelling :SERENITY NOW".😂
Move on from parking spot you must. Traumatized rear-end Chakra you will have. Mmrrmmmmm.
"this isn't the parking space you're looking for"
"That's not what's happening here..."
I've been to Santa Monica, CA, and I can attest this conversation is 100% accurate.
I tried living there for about a year, but being from Atlanta made it a severe culture shock. I had to go.
I have lived in Austin, TX. and I can testify, as well.
@@jeffpiatt3879 I never got a chance to visit Austin when it had the great reputation as the live music capital of the world, but I had a next door neighbor who lived there, and he used to go and hear Stevie Ray Vaughan at the Rome Inn and Antone's when he was a local neighborhood guy, just playing for peanuts and barely surviving. From what I have heard, up until the mid/late 90s, Austin was unbelievable. Atlanta used to be the same once upon a time, many moons ago.
If the recent reports are accurate, neither Austin nor Atlanta are worth the breath it would take to swear at them.
Thanks, lefry Dementocommies.
Sedona AZ perhaps as well.
No we literally spit on those nasty lil gremlins down here! 😂🤫🇨🇱
I had a tenant this past year that spoke like her. I was fixing a faucet on the property, and she said my presence on "the land" was "toxic" and "aggressive". I was lying under a tinyhouse with tools in both hands when she came up to me. I guess I didn't immediately break my day and throw myself into her 'lived reality". Two months later she accused my wife and I of stealing some family heirlooms from her shed. When I said "I truly do not know what you are talking about" she answered "It does not Suprise me that you would not remember doing that". Her name? Jade. Of course. :)
I hope you evicted her
As far as I know this has so far not happened East of the Mississippi River. I ventured into Northern California last week (I was lost I know) but I found my way back to reality in Alabama!
@@markpeavy4005 Oh it exists... maybe less, but it's still here.
She's unaware that now with her newly found gifts, the trickster spirits assigned to her plane also grew in power. They deceive her by hiding and moving things around her house. They exploit her secret need for her 'greater than thou' complex which the trickster spirits can smell since she marinates in it.
@@Andresseus Ha-ha!
This isn't a skit, this is instruction.
a sort of training video? I should watch it again then.
They’re coming for your bank account soon so this is a joke right, what you guys are saying?
🗿 Actually, It's A Warning‼️🦃😵👎
No... I'm pretty sure it's a skit.
A hippie girl with dreds at Uni once called me out on using a notepad to take notes, and I thought, "Quick, better beat her at her own game", so I told her that actually laptops are more harmful to the environment, due to their batteries being made from lithium, a harmful material which pollutes the environment when disposed of, not to mention the materials laptops are made from. I told her that my notepad was more sustainable, because paper is a renewable resource. At this, she amicably admitted that I was right, and, yes, it was just as satisfying as it was for JP in this sketch! 10/10 can relate
I’ve known and shared houses with these exact people. They’ve all been the absolute most horrible human beings I have ever met; the type of people who are discussing equanimity, peace and love one moment, and then cursing you out with the most vile language and nasty behaviour, without missing a beat
Because must of them are really just mentally ill nuts who turn to this crap because they can't handle conventional society. Some of them are just kooky and out there but some of them are seriously unhinged to the point of being dangerous.
As soon as you say something they don't want to hear, or can't process, it's 0-100 in a nanosecond. I know the type all to well. California does not have the monopoly any more, they're everywhere.
I understand why my dad hated hippies with such a passion.
Shared with same, ate all the food, said 'peace, brother' and stole $1500 on their way out.
Yeah, and most of that is because they are raging hypocrites and demon possessed.
my neighbor 😂😂😂 wanna be DeadHead
"I'll have you know you are now standing on my indigenous homeland." JP went next level New Age on her. LOL!
In Auz all you need to be indigenous is your belief that you are , and maybe an elder saying you are , no DNA proof at all.
Lmao this is gold.
Love the subtleties- JP's sigh before he gets out of his car, your facial expression before you exit yours 😆 these are details that make for seriously good acting
Having run into many women like this, she absolutely nailed the hair, jewelry and nipples. 😂
The only issue I see is that her armpits are attractively groomed and she doesn't smell awful.
How would you know if she smelled awful?
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@@jimmybrewer3086that right there is a damn fine joke.
I Live in modern hippie town, 100% correct on above, has to have arm pit hair an Petula oil so heavy you can smell in the next county over
@@bwnco I think you mean patchouli oil.
A true application of the expression: "... I'm sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma..."
Sometimes you just need a good Rear End Chakra Cleansing.
You're acting was spot on!!! They are that annoying and obnoxious for sure!!!🤣🤣🤣
What makes you think she "acting"? 🤪
😂 This is funny! I used to be New Age and am now a Christian- going on 8 years now. This is literally how they are taught to be! Can’t be angry, gotta be happy ALL the time. So unrealistic.
Be angry, and do not sin. Ephesians 4:26,
Psalm 4:5,
Matthew 5:22... While there's anger which is not sinful, Jesus forbids sinful anger identifying it with murder.
@@simsfish8728 No, Jesus is saying it’s okay to be angry, but don’t allow your anger to lead you to sin. It’s hate in your heart that’s sinful or other sins that a person can choose because their lack of self control. That person doesn’t have emotional self control and they let their anger lead them to other things that are sinful. It’s okay to just be angry, feel the anger and ask God to take it from you or allow it to pass by. It’s possible to be angry and not sin.
@@carriejeanwalker3339 Your Christian teachers are teaching you better than your New Age ones did.
@@JohnJ469 I totally agree! Especially since my Christian teacher is Jesus! Always best to study the word yourself, rather than believe what people tell you and take it as truth.
Ultimately people who are stuck in the New Age belief system are deceived. And usually it’s people searching for truth who don’t realize is in Jesus, who is God. These people tend to have really difficult pasts and or traumas and instead of working through them with God, they push their feelings down deep and smile because God forbid you get angry or are unhappy… I mean that would only “manifest” more anger and unhappy people into your life, right?! WRONG. We can not manifest anything ourselves. We are the creation. God (Jesus) is the creator. He does everything. We follow Him because He loves us and made us and He knows what’s best for us. But sadly the New Age and worldly thoughts are the exact opposite of what Jesus teaches. People think happiness comes through in self pleasures and is something to always strive for. Happiness is a feeling, like all others. It’s fleeting and not only is it unrealistic to expect that we should be happy all the time but it’s also selfish to constantly seek. We were created to serve one another in love, to use our God given gifts and talents for others. We need each other in this world and people live for themselves - to fulfill a void they know is there but this world’s pleasures will never fill that void. Only God can ❤️ So I plead as always if someone reads this, Jesus is God. TRULY Believe in Him and he’ll give you his Holy Spirit. When it happens, you’ll finally see clearly. The blinders will be gone and things will become more clear as time passes. I attest to this personally having this happen to me when I was 30. Born and raised into the New Age, then Jesus came into my life and showed me he was real and is the truth, the way and the life, just as He promises in His word ✝️💞 following Him is worth placing all your cards on the table. God speed.
I am a living flame willing to walk through the forest of someone else’s so called “truth”.
Be the light that exposes the darkness and puts those who partake in the darkness to shame! Ephesians 5 :)
@@richardmahn7589 the living flame is sometimes generated on a menorah that illuminates the darkest regions of the forest of someone else’s so called “truth”, as the holder of the menorah examines the forest’s untrodden paths.
And here’s me thinking you just mean you were gonna burn it up . . .
#unenlightened
@@richardmahn7589 Cant you see the schizophrenia in her words and actions this how these new age quacks really act that is a demon possessed freemason witch who sold their soul to satan for you new age yoga third eye 7 pyramid aura chakra meditation is demonic and the false light of satan/lucifer all the wicked witches like the freemasons and illuminati and wiccans and kemetic and temple of satan all boast about doing yoga and aligning their chakra's a.k.a aura's and about opening their third eyes these teachings are also of their false gods and goddesses who teach the same things it is what opened these people up to demons evil voices also called spirits guides it how they all became mentally unwell schizophrenics psychosis patients psychopaths in the first place
@@llamasugar5478 That's what I was thinking too. 😆
I identify as the owner of the store which owns the parking lot, so the parking lot is all mine and I have the right to remove you.
Hello, divine brother.
@@woodside4life How dare you assume my sibling status!
I identify as a rock that has nothing to do all day but wait till nobody's around and will enter any car in this parking space through the window if it isn't my car.
Cant you see the schizophrenia in her words and actions this how these new age quacks really act that is a demon possessed freemason witch who sold their soul to satan for you new age yoga third eye 7 pyramid aura chakra meditation is demonic and the false light of satan/lucifer all the wicked witches like the freemasons and illuminati and wiccans and kemetic and temple of satan all boast about doing yoga and aligning their chakra's a.k.a aura's and about opening their third eyes these teachings are also of their false gods and goddesses who teach the same things it is what opened these people up to demons evil voices also called spirits guides it how they all became mentally unwell schizophrenics psychosis patients psychopaths in the first place
Are you still a baby Christian Drinking on milk? Time to take up your cross daily, and follow Jesus and learn to be a disciple of his! Luke 9:23
I only learned the word "namaste" from watching Better Call Saul.
I learned it from an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm 😀
A bunch of crystals and incense is one step away from chickens feet and rodent bones
Sort of like the way the Strawberry Alarm Clock and the mama's and papas were only a few steps from Black Sabbath and Kiss?
Yes, definitely on the path to reading the entrails of particular animals, or your enemies!!!
Yeah, my ex is like that. It’s like she’s on a fluffy cloud of “self” and we are just actors in her dream state existence. 😂🤮
Ah, hind sight. Something you didn't see before you married?🤣
@@judybrannen We split before marriage, luckily. 😂 She “needed to find herself” in LA, so… off to the beach and healing crystals. 😂😂
@@SaultoPaul 🤣🤣
That’s probably the best description of this type of behavior that I’ve ever heard..
@@TheNationOfTexas Yeah, I think they might all be children of more hippy types. It’d genetic, I guess. 😂😂
Heres a Namaste from a real live indian
Lol...J.P. I wish you had put on your old headband and flower.😂🤣
Great ending when backing up, lol!
Sounds like my daughter. I had to disown her 😂🤣😅
Out newaged! And namaste'ed!
Loving all the JP & Chandler collabs!
Is Chandler his wife?
@@user-qo3mk1ck7h No
@@user-qo3mk1ck7h Maybe, they should be!
Cant you see the schizophrenia in her words and actions this how these new age quacks really act that is a demon possessed freemason witch who sold their soul to satan for you new age yoga third eye 7 pyramid aura chakra meditation is demonic and the false light of satan/lucifer all the wicked witches like the freemasons and illuminati and wiccans and kemetic and temple of satan all boast about doing yoga and aligning their chakra's a.k.a aura's and about opening their third eyes these teachings are also of their false gods and goddesses who teach the same things it is what opened these people up to demons evil voices also called spirits guides it how they all became mentally unwell schizophrenics psychosis patients psychopaths in the first place
@@markpeavy4005No.
😅 man that was one polite yet tenacious hard core namaste touche throwdown ... Congratulations on your victory ..you put up one hell of a battle JP😂
It's "Nah-masty!!!"😤😬
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(I almost spit a mouthful of coffee across the room when she said that!🤣)
Imagine all of the electromagnetic turmoil if that had been an EV charger spot. 😂🤣
Great one! I love the ending. lol
I love how you play all of these characters. lol 🤣
I be like. You're not worth my energy. You can have the space.
these two are dynamite. Cant wait for this one
Which two? 😉
the are both enormous personalities
Your eyes as he starts speaking new age…😂😂 brilliant !
Hippie Vs. Hippie debate over parking space !
May peace & progress be with you all. (I love philosphical debates)
Thanks!
Thank you!
Such on screen chemistry with you two. Great skit.
Brilliant tactics JP, Chandler, I cannot say enough about your particular brain issues, your comedy lobe is swollen, and the 2 of you together ? I smell Presidential potential
Her face when he said they were working on healing his rear end chakra was pretty priceless
She knew. :D
"...and I'll have you know, that YOU can park over there, by the dumpster!" LMBFAO
Loved this video, Chandler! Keep them coming! You're talented and funny! Found you on Babylon Bee, of course.
As an Indian, none of them pronounced Namaste the right way😂
Ikr. True 😂😂
And as an Indian we are so dumb to tolerate the nonsense of Christ..... in our country.
Like literally after reading the comment one thing is sure they are no less than those so called ji-had-!s.
They do look alike no matter the country they're from or the language they speak. Nailed on the head.😂😂😂😂😂
Greetings from Brazil.
What's your favorite new age spirituality saying?
I am a living flame willing to walk through the forest of someone else’s so called “truth”.
One with nature
"Your credit card was declined": I don't know what it means but that's what the master tells me every time I try to enter the yoga center.
Love is love
I destroyed my children’s lives to temporarily be with my twin flame
It's funny, but also sad, because these people actually exist in the world.
You two are awesome together ❤️
CJ, you played the part of some wacky New Age woman in this skit so well. Congrats, God bless and keep up the great work.
😂😂😂 this girl reminds me of my little sister that is 35 but still lives in my dads basement 😂😂
In the culture from which this spoof derives, if they aren't married, women indeed continue to live in their parents' home and do so happily!. It makes sense economically, emotionally and spiritually. Not everyone is suited to take on the world independently.
'Now I'm sensing trauma in MY rear end chakra', got me!!! Lol, brilliant!
Unconditional loved!
I see your Chakra and raise you a sacred cow 🐮 ...What no sacred cow? Go Fish. Namaste
You two work great together!!!! Love it.
Why does Chandler look so good with that hair color though?!
I've never actually seen someone win against a hippie Karen before.
That was JP Sears.
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I've had the car park steal happen to me a couple of times. Just two times in a multi decade career of busy shopping centre car parking.
The first time I just yelled abuse at them and made them give the spot up.
As I was in the shopping centre, it occurred to me that they knew where I was parked and could come back and damage my car.
The second time I had a car space stolen while I was obviously waiting. I remembered the first time and used that information and pulled up behind their car and put down my window and as the driver got out, told them that they're a piece of shit as they knew I was waiting for the spot. He laughed.
I responded, "Let's see who has the last laugh. You go off and do your shopping but I know where you're parked"
I drove away slowly, looking for another spot. As I got down the end of the row and just about to turn into another row of car spaces. I saw them get back into their car and reverse out of the space.
No, I didn't get the spot as someone else took it rather quickly but it was a nice little mental mind F. I also like to think the other driver will be nicer in the future and not steal another driver's spot that they've been obviously waiting for.
Even if you try this and they don't leave the space. Don't go back to their car. Just be satisfied that they'll be anxious the whole time they're shopping that something is happening to their car.
My wife and I just park at the very farthest end- of the lot(s). We consider the exercise from the walk to he store a blessing, and it also avoids any stressful "crunch" like at the end of this video.
Get help.
Thank you. Whether this was a parody of an actual event that took place, or merely a joke, it was funny and much appreciated. Thanks again.
this is so GORGEOUS. Thank you!! I LOVE your Owra!!!💕💘💞
This is pure GOLD!
I live the way JP fuently switched to the vibrations level of the flower being
I've had similar experiences with new age wooks blocking my driveway. And taking an entitled amount of time to move, until being strongly encouraged to hurry up. Replying "be kind broh". With my response being "be considerate". Adult children who know all, know nothing.
The essence of the universe brought me to your comment so I might incur upon you the truth of the cosmos.
The truth is, that bajeoipsudfioasljkfuioheiwo and it is beautiful.
Nothing else compares to it.
"Trauma to the Rear End Shakra." Bet it's not the first time. LOL
Great Video so funny, Thank you for the laugh today.
Ha, beat at her own game!
jp is grandmaster, don't make him namaste you!
As a Born again Christian I could never say " Namaste" and bow to someone. It literally means, The god in me bows down to the god in you. My God, The God of Heaven who created all things, The I Am, will never bow down to any other god.
JUST WANA REPEAT WHAT ANOTHER SAID ALREADY,JP IS 1 OF THE MOST IMPORTANT COMEDIANS RIGHT NOW....... ❤❤❤
The clash of laws of attraction
This was hilarious, keep up the good work.
It was a bright, sunny day and it was a bit chilly when they shot this video.
Yep i saw it too. :D
NAMASTE 🙏🙏🙏 from INDIA
When your shit turns around and unparked you from the spot you stole!
This one of my other favorite videos from JP + Guest.
“Thank you for sharing your truth…but that is not happening here.” LOL
".....and a lot of it is coming from the rear end chakra." - LOL!
Chandler makes such a great hippie.
I have a feeling she was one or has friends that are this way. I knew some pothead chicks that were exactly like this. They would have been attractive if they had shaved or bathed more than once a year. They did grab a lot of nipply attention though. 😂
my rear chakra is puckering right now...
She makes two great points.
The resonance of my dashboard crystals led me to this space 😂
LOL. You two are really too good at this!!!
LOL harkens back to the 'Sensitive People' skit- the first time I ever came across JP Sears. Love it!
Yeah, JP. Outstanding !!!! Man, honestly, you’re an inspiration. Thanks for what you do.
JP back in his ultra spiritual avatar is a treat
She left the headlights on when the motor was turned off
Modern cars usually have a headlight off delay.
I lost it when they agreed that none of us own this land.
Who else here wants to do some hardcore enlightenment with Juliet!?😃😃
She does have an awesome hour ahh.
She backs out, and a third person takes the spot and walks off like a chad, giving both losers the bird.
Meritocracy, self-sufficiency, drive: she beat you to the spot. Deal with it.
"Thank you for sharing your truth."😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Love it!
New Age spiritual Chakra masters going at it is deeply enlightening 🌠
Your rear end chakra needs a love tap now and again to remain humble... 🤭
Not sure where I first heard it but every time I hear “namaste” I feel like it needs to be followed by “bitches!”
Thanks 😊
Duct tape to covering those bullets staring right at me , I'm not gonna time stamp lol 😊😊😊
First, you are absolutely beautiful without makeup… So impressed that you are a woman of God and have the values to walk the path He has set before you…. And yes, the mind is the battlefield on which good and evil battle it out everyday vying for your soul… and we need to put on the armor of God everyday, including the very sharp sword of truth (His Holy Word) in order to make it in through this broken world we all live in. Great testimony, Chandler..
And may your wedding and time away be everything you hope it to be!❤❤
I had a tenant like her. A couple. They were older, late 30s, and they used their hippie crap as a gaslighting technique to get their way. That is, until the day they demanded I repair the dishwasher and clearly forgot I was coming, because I stood outside the door listening them shrieking the most vile crap at one another. When the male answered the door and started on his hippie nonsense, I simply said, “I heard it all, can you drop the act? It was old months ago, and hasn’t worked on me.” They didn’t bother with the pretense again, and moved out 6 months later.
I'm sensing a lot of nipple , namaste away from me😂😂😂
When you get surprised that your rear-end Chakra gets traumatized..
Loving these collab videos!
This was really funny. Thanks!
Knew one of these back in the 80s. Witnessed her get punched out at the pub when she tried that routine with some local girls 😆
Absolutely love these collabs!!
That "end"ing was perfect 😂😂
😂😂😂 never thought of that tactic... terrific 😂
This clip was particularly entertaining, my dear, understanding gentlemen! 🧐
Tooo funny, I know people like that 😂😂😂
Heh. Well worth the watch- well done!
i just put a winch on my truck