Murder drones x listener Absolute Solver Uzi is protecting you! "I'm here..."

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 73

  • @thedude3374
    @thedude3374 Год назад +24

    my mind while watching this: 🎶I'm a gyrating, pollinating, son of a b e e🎶

  • @johandythegifteddigitalbee
    @johandythegifteddigitalbee Год назад +20

    Me: great… now I’m all alone…in this cold weather forest…
    Solver Uzi: *she hears my movement* “hm?, was that…movement?” *giggling evilly* “Probably some new prey…”
    Me: *I heard something past behind me and I turned around* w-what was that… *all I just see is nothing* thought I heard something behind me for a second- *I heard uzi giggling evilly and I looked up*
    Solver uzi: “Found you…”
    Me: Gah! *I jumped and I tripped onto the ground*
    Solver uzi: “so…your a human Hm?”
    Me: ummm…y-yes..
    Solver uzi: “not sure if you know who I am…but I’m about to eat you alive for my next meal…”
    Me: *I felt nervous and frightened*
    Solver uzi: “but there’s one problem human…your the first one that wasn’t to die in that explosion like the other humans from your human world..just like you… do you know about me and him don’t you…” *she would start to touch my cheek*
    Me: no…No!
    Solver uzi: “huh, tough one I see.”
    “maybe this will get you to talk…” *she lets out her tongue to lick my face creepily*
    Me: you think I was the only human that didn’t die in the planet! Because i don’t know anything!
    Solver uzi: *she started to scratch my arm and it was bleeding*
    Me: Gaaaah!
    Solver uzi: “DO YOU KNOW HIM!”
    Me: Ow stop stop! Yes I know him he’s serial destination n! And he’s the greatest murder drone in the Wooorrlldd!
    Solver uzi: “DOSE HE FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE!!”
    Me: he does if he had good feelings for me!
    Solver uzi: *bites my neck hard*
    Me: *screaming in pain and I died*
    Solver uzi: *she had a little of my human blood in her mouth* *giggling evilly* “good night…little human…”
    (The end.)

  • @JackobsenKrieg
    @JackobsenKrieg Год назад +16

    Best Murder Drones asmr not gonna lie. Keep it up!

  • @whipslayer6
    @whipslayer6 Год назад +24

    "I asked for sprite and they gave me clown juice" 0:40

  • @AlexanderSalmon-s1z
    @AlexanderSalmon-s1z 8 месяцев назад +1

    Uzi: dont worry ill keep u safe,heheh. Me: o-oh g-god

  • @yaemiko-nw3rz
    @yaemiko-nw3rz 8 месяцев назад +1

    uzi... for the love of the electro archon dont drool on me,...... i love this and you but dont drool on me 'kay??

  • @shadwfangthefunnywolf3687
    @shadwfangthefunnywolf3687 Год назад +4

    Shhhhhh don't be frightened
    Me: do i looked frightened? Dude N THREW YOU LAST TIME

  • @brodie-gh1ye
    @brodie-gh1ye 8 месяцев назад +2

    uzi i appriciate the protection but dont drool on me please i just got this suit i dont wanna ruin it

  • @xfactor1777
    @xfactor1777 Год назад +3

    I can protect myself. Thank you very much Uzi but I appreciate your concern, even if you are going insane due to all this blood lust

  • @Benjamin-ultrakill
    @Benjamin-ultrakill 10 месяцев назад +2

    SWIGGITY SWOOTY
    *V1 from ultrakill*

    • @Inksans97327
      @Inksans97327 2 месяца назад

      ULTRAKILL MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @LillianLincoln-p8r
    @LillianLincoln-p8r 13 часов назад

    Listener: please don't kill me I'll give you anything if you let me live okay😥😥😥

  • @bigradioboy1998
    @bigradioboy1998 Год назад +4

    I do not have a work drone but I have some jellybeans do you like jellybeans? Mmmmh jellybean

  • @ArchieSONIC-7854
    @ArchieSONIC-7854 14 дней назад

    Me when I hear her say “was that movement?” Bro me: *runs super fast*keep up I’m to fast I’m to fast put my foot up on the pedal then I’m gone 0:31

  • @bacon0264
    @bacon0264 Год назад +4

    I think my brain just committed SUICIDE

  • @joshosborn6335
    @joshosborn6335 Год назад +10

    I hop be more of cyn or uzi.

  • @DanganHarmony
    @DanganHarmony Год назад +3

    I want- I WANT I NEED MORE OF UZI SCFGVHDCFGVHBJCVB

  • @user-DEDz1z
    @user-DEDz1z 6 месяцев назад +1

    Я: вух я в безопасности ( я посмотрел на верх) УЗИ: привет Я: ой блин ( затаскивает в хижину) я: ну чё будем делать УЗИ: целоваться ( хватает и целует) я :МММ УЗИ: тебе понравилось тогда продолжу( конец)

  • @whipslayer6
    @whipslayer6 Год назад +4

    Squritle says this was 👍👍

  • @Tovías-e4z
    @Tovías-e4z Год назад +3

    Good videos 👍

  • @SkelltonRR
    @SkelltonRR 11 месяцев назад

    omg the voice is so mommy like in the start for abit 😳

  • @GD-167
    @GD-167 Год назад

    Uzi: bring me a big, juicy worker drone with a lot of oil, and i will spare you
    Me: (murders every drone on the planet and stuffs them in a single body) here u go!

  • @Transformers-recapathon
    @Transformers-recapathon Год назад +14

    Can you do a love triangle between the listener,V,and J pls?

  • @luna_studios_wolfcat
    @luna_studios_wolfcat 5 месяцев назад

    I headcanon that solver Uzi purrs

  • @NuggetClan494
    @NuggetClan494 Год назад +2

    this made me very very confused about my ways of life
    😐

  • @gabbyvalencia1489
    @gabbyvalencia1489 Год назад +2

    Me:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    • @XScythe123
      @XScythe123 10 месяцев назад

      That is me constantly

  • @houseofpeach2024
    @houseofpeach2024 Год назад +1

    me and my freinds playing a made up mario party minigame behind a tree a bunch of players got killed by a mysterious creature
    My phone rings zombie uzi finds out the sound me and my freinds are very terrified i get pulled up to the top of the tree by usis tail she told me to get a
    A juicy worker drone i bring one i rry to get my freinds attention by blinking in Morse code she said she will protect me i try to blink in Morse code she tells me to remain calm i yawn she swys youre sleepy she told me to come over here she wraps her tail on me i close my eyes and fell asleep shme said good night the end

    • @GD-167
      @GD-167 Год назад

      Wow, such creativity👏

  • @AlexisAlicea-fg4ev
    @AlexisAlicea-fg4ev 10 месяцев назад

    Uzi what's a worker drone or a human

  • @MarchusApk64
    @MarchusApk64 Год назад +6

    my request would be one of yanadere n, could you please?😏 (keep it up buddy😁)

  • @uzi239
    @uzi239 Год назад

    I love your videos❤❤❤

  • @-neonvr6266-
    @-neonvr6266- Год назад

    do one but J just does the entire script of the "my name is yoshikage kira" speech, uzi being shegechi.

  • @Günther_the_Vehicon
    @Günther_the_Vehicon Год назад +1

    Also dont ever change ur pfp, For some reason it fits your voice and character

  • @InkAngelNine
    @InkAngelNine 4 месяца назад

    I would love her to protecting me

  • @eyensanchez3722
    @eyensanchez3722 Год назад +5

    Hey girl I don't know if you want to do this but can you try doll you can do English.

  • @NoobsontheImperialFist
    @NoobsontheImperialFist 6 месяцев назад

    The Codex Astartes does not support thier action

  • @anonimos1972
    @anonimos1972 Год назад

    Shin godzilla

  • @uzi239
    @uzi239 Год назад +1

    Can you please make Uzi keeps you at home and licking your face

    • @uzi239
      @uzi239 Год назад

      It sounds weird i know