The House In The Middle (1954)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2009
  • Atomic tests at the Nevada Proving Grounds (later the Nevada Test Site) show effects on well-kept homes, homes filled with trash and combustibles, and homes painted with reflective white paint. Asserts that cleanliness is an essential part of civil defense preparedness and that it increased survivability. Selected for the 2002 National Film Registry of "artistically, culturally, and socially significant" films.
    Producer: National Paint, Varnish and Lacquer Association
    Sponsor: National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau.
    Produced with the cooperation of the Federal Civil Defense Administration.
    "The dingy house on the left. The dirty and littered house on the right. Or the clean, white house in the middle. It is your choice. The reward may be survival."

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  • @DrFrankensteam
    @DrFrankensteam 4 года назад +347

    The first little piggy didn’t paint his house. He was vaporized instantly, and died so quickly. He felt no pain. The second little piggy, just kinda painted his house. He died much slower and painfully than the first little piggy, his charred flesh dripped off his bones as he screamed in agony. The third little piggy was neat and clean. He painted his house. He died very slowly. His hair fell out and he constantly threw up from radiation sickness. The end.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 2 года назад +12

      If you bothered to watch the film, you'd see that nothing vaporized. It depends on how close to the hypocenter the house is. Due to geometrical neccessity, a lot greater surface is subjected to survivable disaster.

    • @Petrol-kc3jo
      @Petrol-kc3jo 2 года назад +11

      But... How about the wolf? Did the wolf actually...actually just used WMD on the pigs? Gosh...thts a really dark story

    • @denisepleines1513
      @denisepleines1513 Год назад +3

      Ill pick piggy #1!!!!!

    • @JamesJohnson-mw6kd
      @JamesJohnson-mw6kd Год назад +2

      Lol

    • @nukiepoo
      @nukiepoo Год назад +16

      @@lajoswinkler easy up buddy, it was just a funny joke

  • @Rascal77s
    @Rascal77s 9 лет назад +567

    "The lack of safe house keeping has doomed this house to destruction."
    Ummm no, an atomic bomb has doomed this house to destruction.

    • @zxtmasmith9883
      @zxtmasmith9883 9 лет назад +20

      Rascal77s Yeah, if a nuke exploded then all humans in the vicinity would die, in a nice house or not.

    • @dustnrust3491
      @dustnrust3491 9 лет назад +10

      Rascal77s back then they thought that more stuff was safe depending on how it was treated until tsar bomba came along

    • @randy109
      @randy109 9 лет назад +41

      Rascal77s If you want to survive Nuclear Armageddon call Merry Maids! You and your family do not want to die in a 5,000 degree thermal 500 mph wind so call now! And remember, we clean the corners and vacuum the drapes.

    • @juliepousson5061
      @juliepousson5061 7 лет назад +7

      Randy, you win the internet.

    • @thebattleforsoulsison5300
      @thebattleforsoulsison5300 7 лет назад +1

      Credence Clementine. Good Point!

  • @redking36
    @redking36 4 года назад +223

    That “untidy house” looks tidier than any place I’ve ever lived.

    • @sandracheeks1811
      @sandracheeks1811 4 года назад +3

      redking36 I thought the same thing.

    • @davidbutler1857
      @davidbutler1857 4 года назад +5

      That’s because you live in a SLUM

    • @SuV33358
      @SuV33358 3 года назад +10

      I know.....looks kinda lived in to me. What a bunch of slobs though, leaving a newspaper on a table 😆

    • @margaretbaker1858
      @margaretbaker1858 3 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 2 года назад

      So live a terrible neurotic life suffer from OCD die anyway
      Now your neighbor Harry. He lived.

  • @1812over2
    @1812over2 12 лет назад +286

    "Dad The're about to drop a nuke!!"
    "Don't worry son. Our house freshly painted!!"

    • @ThecarelesslycarrotE
      @ThecarelesslycarrotE 3 года назад +5

      But dad will the paint help

    • @redpat8832
      @redpat8832 3 года назад +5

      😂🤣😂

    • @jamesroman9081
      @jamesroman9081 3 года назад +9

      Quick everyone duck and cover...
      And don't forget to brush your teeth!

    • @Thex-W.I.T.C.H.-xMaster
      @Thex-W.I.T.C.H.-xMaster 3 года назад +3

      🤔😃 Ok I think we'll be alright 👍......... 💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥☠.

    • @rosejane8077
      @rosejane8077 2 года назад +1

      Lol 🤣

  • @AR-zq9hq
    @AR-zq9hq 5 лет назад +101

    In the 50's they would detonate atomic bombs to show you that you need to keep your house painted and clean...pretty interesting decade.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 2 года назад +1

      No, the tests were weapons test, and the civil defense used them to get data like this. Many experiments were done. But you probably think they detonated several bombs for each of these, don't you? LOL

    • @CosmosZeroX
      @CosmosZeroX 2 года назад +3

      This video is really unbelievable..

    • @defcon1africa676
      @defcon1africa676 Год назад +1

      Lolz

    • @blimlimlimm
      @blimlimlimm Год назад +1

      I get the feeling they were just looking for excuses to blow things up after a certain point.

    • @philipcrawford7415
      @philipcrawford7415 3 месяца назад

      They sold a lot of paint.

  • @brockr4537
    @brockr4537 8 лет назад +375

    This video makes about as much sense as one about making sure your car is washed before you drive it off a cliff.

    • @brockr4537
      @brockr4537 7 лет назад +7

      Andrew Jighunter lol, yeah thats it.

    • @itisjambo
      @itisjambo 6 лет назад +13

      Legit tho, that's a fantastic analogy.

    • @funnypicturescomics
      @funnypicturescomics 5 лет назад +8

      This comment made me laugh out loud....so true.

    • @squatch570
      @squatch570 4 года назад +5

      It's like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic.

    • @stephenverchinski409
      @stephenverchinski409 4 года назад +4

      Thelma and Louise would not approve of going off the cliff with a dirty car.

  • @rags417
    @rags417 2 года назад +85

    "The house that is neglected is the house that may be DOOMED in the atomic age !"
    Probably the best film that I have ever seen produced by the the National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau !

    • @cbot375
      @cbot375 2 года назад +4

      I mean, i'd still paint it up. Your house wont burn down if you live the initial blast. You'll be deaf beacuse of the shock wave probably, and knock out cold, so if your house doesn't burn down you may still wake up alive.

  • @aldayalnite
    @aldayalnite 2 года назад +108

    “My home and family were destroyed in a nuclear attack”
    “Did you have newspapers on your side table? You were asking for it!”

  • @kelraith
    @kelraith 2 года назад +33

    My home survived a nuclear blast, I'm dead now but so proud that my clean and tidy house survived what I couldn't

  • @gammondog
    @gammondog 13 лет назад +133

    It's amazing what a little lead based paint can do.

    • @blooddiamond5396
      @blooddiamond5396 2 года назад +7

      titanium white has better reflectivity at all spectrums of light. that's why it always feels brighter than the ambient light. it may preform better. it also doesn't burn as easily even with a few moments under a MAPP gas torch and that's 3,730 degrees Fahrenheit. thermal coefficients are somewhat comparable at higher temps so depending on distance (thermal declination per cubic meter) vs total heat released (100,000,000°C) over time say 1 mile out and for a couple few seconds might be equal to 30~45 seconds under a MAPP gas torch and its a smokey bubbly yellow mess but it isn't on fire yet and the wood underneath is hot to the touch but not fiery. I think it would be fascinating see a small scale test compare the two under lab conditions.

    • @SP_3333
      @SP_3333 2 года назад

      🎯👍

    • @livingtorture5745
      @livingtorture5745 Год назад

      Yeah the new stuff just doesn't have the high. 😄

    • @tholmes2169
      @tholmes2169 Год назад

      That’s why so many atomic bombers were painted anti flash white in the late 1950s and early 60s. All the British V Bombers were painted almost all white and B52 underbelly’s were white.

  • @damienvalentine5043
    @damienvalentine5043 9 лет назад +86

    If anybody's interested, it turns out the "National Clean Up Etc. Bureau" is just the PR branch of the "National Paint, Varnish, and Lacquer Association" (which is listed as the producer if you click the "Show More" button above.) So bear that in mind...

    • @sisyphian54
      @sisyphian54 9 лет назад +22

      Proof that nothing has changed.

    • @kollusion1
      @kollusion1 4 года назад +6

      Well spotted

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 2 года назад +5

      Now days it would be sponsored by your friendly neighborhood HOA.

    • @HardCandy5000
      @HardCandy5000 11 дней назад

      Sensed that 3 seconds in and I'm not even psychic 😜

  • @bobbyknightmare
    @bobbyknightmare 8 лет назад +84

    Damn, that one house is ALWAYS getting blown up by nuclear weapons. It happens to it in EVERY civil defense film. You'd think they'd have moved by now!

  • @peachtrees27
    @peachtrees27 8 лет назад +199

    'The house in the middle... has been painted with ordinary, good quality (LEAD-BASED) house paint..."

    • @YooTuba
      @YooTuba 8 лет назад +32

      +Pete Kuhns Look on the bright side - after all that radiation hits you, a little bit of lead poisoning ain't nuthin

    • @nikolaimakarov8081
      @nikolaimakarov8081 8 лет назад +6

      1# atomic bomb 2# lead fucking poisening

    • @specter86fl
      @specter86fl 8 лет назад +17

      +Pete Kuhns makes sense they would put lead in paint back then with a fear of nuclear war, think about it, what kind of vests do the nurses wear when you go to get an x-ray? lead vests.

    •  8 лет назад +14

      +Pete Kuhns i just mowed my lawn and painted my house
      bring it, putin, you bitch!
      if this was for real, all the blacks and mexicans would be gone

    • @RobertSzasz
      @RobertSzasz 8 лет назад +34

      +ronin Lead was used because it made a high quality, lasting, white paint. It has almost perfect qualities other than being poisonous to people.

  • @davesteadman1226
    @davesteadman1226 8 лет назад +239

    Man, I watched this and I immediately got rid of all the empty beer cans and pizza boxes. Holy shit, just think, all that trash laying around may have killed me in a nuclear attack! Thank you so much civil defense department!

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak 7 лет назад +22

      Dave, those beer cans and pizza boxes could have been used to build a fallout shelter!
      That's what I'm doing with my empty cat food cans and plastic milk cartons, no radiation death for me in my tinderbox, er, house.

    • @davesteadman1226
      @davesteadman1226 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah, that'll save you at ground zero in a high yield nuclear detonation. Than's for the tip though.

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak 7 лет назад +1

      Dave Steadman ;)

    • @davesteadman1226
      @davesteadman1226 7 лет назад +11

      I think these civil defense videos were produced to camouflage the fact that humanity had gotten to the point that we can annihilate ourselves virtually overnight. Big Brother wanted to create the illusion that this shit is survivable so General Dynamics, Raytheon, Boeing, Sandia Labs, et al., could stay in business. What a scam.

    • @mootpj
      @mootpj 7 лет назад +7

      I need to get my car sprayed in that paint...

  • @metocvideo
    @metocvideo 4 года назад +8

    Those amazing voice over actors with beautiful rich baritone voices.

  • @stefanschleps8758
    @stefanschleps8758 4 года назад +19

    We spent all that money on a bombshelter. When all we really needed was a can of paint. Thanks CDA!!

  • @tcfabian6278
    @tcfabian6278 10 лет назад +61

    It's funny how the narrator tells you that a clean house will not burn as fast in thermonuclear blast but he didn't say the temperatures reaches millions of degrees at center.

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 года назад +5

      He also didn't mention that no one is going to want to go near any of those houses for years after radiation settles in.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 2 года назад +6

      @@warpey5632 You mean like how Hiroshima and Nagasaki were cleaned up in mere months? Use your brain.

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Год назад +1

      because these houses arent at the center, and thats irrelevant to what hes talking about anyways

    • @michaelfranklin4276
      @michaelfranklin4276 10 месяцев назад

      @@lajoswinkler Even after their surrender, the Japanese refused to foot the bill and clean up these cities. It fell to the arrogant Americans to send their soldiers in and do it. Many of those soldiers became ill and died from radioactive poisoning in the aftermath. Birth mutations were common among the Japanese who stayed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki when the war ended.

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke 10 месяцев назад

      My understanding, those weren't ground surface blasts, so there wasn't as much fallout as with the ones in this video.

  • @chap666ish
    @chap666ish 9 лет назад +179

    It's good to know that Atom bombs will remove the poorest poeple who cannot afford ot repaint their houses every year.

    • @sisyphian54
      @sisyphian54 9 лет назад +15

      Reminds of a song by The Dead Kennedy's about the absurdity of the Neutron Bomb called "Kill the Poor".

    • @edwindude9893
      @edwindude9893 4 года назад +1

      chap666ish made me chuckle....brilliant.

    • @robertcarmosino6563
      @robertcarmosino6563 4 года назад +4

      @@edwindude9893 I don't care for dirty or poor neighbors...

    • @edwindude9893
      @edwindude9893 4 года назад +3

      Robert Carmosino me neither. Therefore I pay a premium to keep away from the scum.

    • @fredblonder7850
      @fredblonder7850 4 года назад

      Sounds like an effective form of Urban-Renewal.

  • @strathruncie
    @strathruncie 2 года назад +9

    Most elaborate paint commercial in history. 😉

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo 6 лет назад +19

    The house I grew up in had been covered with 5/32nds asbestos shingles since it had been build in 1904... Damned near nuke immune.

  • @Thex-W.I.T.C.H.-xMaster
    @Thex-W.I.T.C.H.-xMaster 3 года назад +13

    🤔😃 "Ok I think we'll be alright since the house is all cleaned up"👍......... 💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥☠.

  • @Enkidu1701
    @Enkidu1701 12 лет назад +33

    I watched this with my kids. Then I said: "Now go and clean up your room!"
    They couldn´t stop crying but I´m so happy now - they did what I said.
    produced by the
    "NATIONAL CLEAN UP - PAINT UP - FIX UP BUREAU"?!
    Unbelievable, I didn´t know such a bureau existed. great job they did back then. "Clean up or BURN!"
    (BTW - I was kidding, didn´t watch that with my kids of course;-)

  • @furrydinner3636
    @furrydinner3636 2 года назад +5

    I'm cleaning & painting my house now, & starting a clean-up campaign! My community needs this help.

  • @ranjittyagi9354
    @ranjittyagi9354 Год назад +3

    Nevada is so pretty. All these infinite atomic tests was sheer madness.

  • @paulcoddington664
    @paulcoddington664 8 лет назад +152

    I hope modern nukes have better orchestral accompaniment than the ones in these old documentaries.

  • @sueneilson896
    @sueneilson896 4 года назад +12

    They forgot to tell everyone to go to church regularly and pray .

  • @Osteoja
    @Osteoja 3 года назад +7

    The articulation in this film is splendid!

  • @TheRatesMusic
    @TheRatesMusic 10 лет назад +75

    I don't think I'd buy a house in that neighborhood, too much atomc heat

    • @joeiken3357
      @joeiken3357 4 года назад +2

      Nukes goin' off left and right. All around, not a very nice neighborhood.

    • @dr.wahnsinn9913
      @dr.wahnsinn9913 4 года назад +2

      @@joeiken3357 But it´s bombastic xD

    • @joeiken3357
      @joeiken3357 4 года назад +1

      @@dr.wahnsinn9913 The sight of it just warms my heart.

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 3 года назад

      And I lived in Las Vegas 65 miles away from the Nevada test site

  • @soakersonion
    @soakersonion 8 лет назад +9

    This was my childhood neighborhood. So sad to see it go up in flames like that.

  • @jamielacourse7578
    @jamielacourse7578 6 лет назад +15

    "Shit! There's a kleenex on the lawn"......"go get it dear".....FLASH!

  • @Chaoddity
    @Chaoddity 8 лет назад +38

    Planting flowers.... will... help protect you from nuclear fallout?
    Well, I doubt that but at least they might protect you from the zombies that come later!...

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 3 года назад +2

      Remember yer Inner-core-or-refuge!

    • @NaughtyAelf
      @NaughtyAelf Год назад

      Sunflowers and pea shooters will save you every time!

  • @deadkemper
    @deadkemper 8 лет назад +102

    I told my wife about this and to get busy.Looks like I'm sleeping in the car again. :/

    • @suricatakat6476
      @suricatakat6476 8 лет назад +5

      +deadkemper Well it's been three months. Did she get the car and the house in the settlement? ;)

    • @deadkemper
      @deadkemper 8 лет назад +8

      i'm homeless and wandering the earth with no purpose

    • @Zerububble
      @Zerububble 8 лет назад +3

      +deadkemper Much like would happen in a nuclear war! Who knew they would be so good at phophesy

    • @deadkemper
      @deadkemper 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha ! indeed...stay safe

    • @adjuster57
      @adjuster57 4 года назад +2

      Make sure you keep that car clean, that way the nuclear bomb won’t affect you.

  • @tomsvircev1716
    @tomsvircev1716 10 лет назад +10

    LOL! If you're in the middle house, after an atomic attack you can just re-paint your house, replace a few shingles and life is back to normal!

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 10 лет назад +15

    Somehow I doubt something that can mimic part of the heat of the sun will give a shit that you didn't rake your yard.

    • @DisabilityAustralia
      @DisabilityAustralia 10 лет назад +23

      Go on, make fun if you want, but after you untidy, messy, don't-care-niks die in the blast, I'll be sitting in my scorched armchair, laughing so hard my hair & teeth will fall out! Til I die, burned & in agony, a few hours later in a pool of my shat out insides of course. Now who's laughing? Yeah, that's what I thought....

    • @aberdeenmeadows
      @aberdeenmeadows 7 лет назад +7

      I am writing up a battle plan. In case there is doom coming my way, I am throwing all my garbage in my neighbor's yard!

  • @FailNinja123
    @FailNinja123 9 лет назад +11

    OH NO! a bottle on the floor made my house get destroyed!!! oh wait... it was THE NUKE

  • @BlisterOfSerotonin
    @BlisterOfSerotonin 9 лет назад +55

    You'd be dead, but your charred radioactive remains would be Better Homes and Gardens picturesque!

  • @thomaskositzki9424
    @thomaskositzki9424 2 года назад +32

    So when I keep my room tidy, I can witness my slow, agonizing end by radiation sickness, horrible wounds and starvation instead of dying instantly?
    Splendid!

    • @nightspade5
      @nightspade5 Год назад

      I don't think you understand how radiation works. Which is okay it's not simple

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 Год назад +2

      @@nightspade5 What makes you think I am uninformed?

    • @dancooper6002
      @dancooper6002 10 месяцев назад

      @@thomaskositzki9424 Because you are talking out your ass. The thermal effect of the bomb reaches out far further than the radiation effects, but you obviously don't understand that. Quit spreading lies and misinformation.

  • @foreverofthestars4718
    @foreverofthestars4718 9 лет назад +17

    Oh honey we should really paint our house tommorow, never know when the next nuclear bomb is gonna explode in the neighborhood.

  • @inkey2
    @inkey2 12 лет назад +6

    I always suspected that If I kept my house painted and lawn manicured that I would survive an atomic attack

  • @sharid76
    @sharid76 9 лет назад +32

    Yeah, they completely ignore the fact that radiation is going to convert everything that close into radioactive waste, and be totally unlivable.
    And that flesh happens to have a fairly low burn point, as well as human beings being unusually susceptible to fatal radiation sickness from that range.
    BUT! The house will look wonderful, even though nobody will be around to look at it, because they won't be able to get within miles of it for years. It'll look pretty glowing in the dark, though!
    I wonder how long the people seen in this film, who were seen actually running around handling it all after the blasts, lasted before they kicked off from leukemia, bone marrow cancers, or other radiation induced fatal diseases took hold?
    And did anyone else happen to notice that the "ground" where this all took place happens to strongly resemble a skating rink, because all that sand has been turned to glass?

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 2 года назад +3

      Well, that’s why you start by ducking and covering as Bert the Turtle taught us, and the of you followed Walt’s instructions for a nice fallout shelter, you should be safe from the worst of the fallout.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 2 года назад

      1) It will do that only in areas near the hypocenter where nothing survives anyway.
      2) This is not a range where you'd get fatal radiation sickness.
      3) Inspection was done after couple of weeks and it was not dangerous because fallout decays fast through exponential function.
      4) The ground did not turn to glass. This is Nevada desert. If the ground turns to glass, the houses would not survive at all.
      Literally everything you wrote is bullshit.

    • @dancooper6002
      @dancooper6002 10 месяцев назад

      False, you are talking out your ass and clearly have no clue how the science of a nuclear blast works.
      That is NOT how radiation works, look at Hiroshima or Nagasaki, both have been re-inhabited.
      The thermal radius of a bomb is much greater than the radiation radius of a bomb.
      Stop spreading lies and misinformation.

  • @urigolds
    @urigolds 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Now the house on the right burns as fiercely as if it had deliberately been fired with kindling." Dude, you just deliberately fired it with kindling.

  • @L4sz10
    @L4sz10 2 года назад +3

    „Now the house on the right burns as fiercely as if it had been deliberately fired with kindling.”
    No, it had not been deliberately fired with kindling. It had been fired with a freaking thermonuclear explosion. Deliberately.

  • @Karthagus
    @Karthagus 10 лет назад +29

    with a 10 kiloton atomic bomb being blasted 5 km away yes, your white-painted house would surely stay safe. But nowadays, if there is a nuclear war between both superpowers Russia and USA throwing 10 Megaton thermonuclear bombs to each other, no matter if you paint your house in rainbow colors, it will just disintegrate.

    • @FallingPicturesProductions
      @FallingPicturesProductions 9 лет назад

      *****
      Only for that house protecting tech to be stolen underneath your feet by one or more goverments, then Atomic development passing what little research you did complete.

    • @expression3639
      @expression3639 5 лет назад +3

      I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF THE GAY AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE.

    • @birchtree2274
      @birchtree2274 5 лет назад +1

      That's not true. Most nukes in usable condition these days are about 500 kilotons. Russia has a bunker buster a bit over 1 M, but no one stocks 10 M or anything even close to it. The nuclear stocks have been much reduced, as a result of multiple treaty agreements, since the 1960s.

    • @insideoutsideupsidedown2218
      @insideoutsideupsidedown2218 5 лет назад

      Birchtree22 not sure of the Russians, but the US ICBMs use 300 to 400 kt warheads, but the air force still has in service the B83, which has a yield of a little over 1 mt

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 2 года назад

      well,at least when it happens, it'll be easy on the eyes nobody in th neighborhood still has

  • @mtheory85
    @mtheory85 3 месяца назад +3

    "Yes, with a little tidying up and paint, you can ensure that your house will still be standing in the nuclear wasteland that was your neighborhood."
    People in the 1950s were truly insane.

  • @mc25a
    @mc25a 9 лет назад +7

    Comments on this one are crazy. No one is suggesting you will survive at ground zero, but no matter how big the bomb, there will be a perimeter where survival is possible, then one where survival is likely, etc. The bigger the bomb the bigger those perimeters will be. Fire is one of the primary killers so why not prepare for it? With terrorist states closer than ever to building/acquiring these weapons, I suspect that we are in a time now where we are closer than ever to experiencing this terrible circumstance.

  • @sl4983
    @sl4983 6 лет назад +11

    Holy Moly! Is this incentive to clean or what? I have never heard the term fire-safe housekeeping but it makes so much sense.

  • @viciousmeow
    @viciousmeow 12 лет назад +2

    "The house on the right burns as fiercely AS IF it had been DELIBERATELY fired with kindling..." I feel like the narrator turned away from the mic at that point and went "heeheeheehee".

  • @PWN3GE
    @PWN3GE 9 месяцев назад +2

    The LIGHT FLASH and the HEAT WAVE!
    Then, the BLAST WAVE!
    Let's see it again, in _stop motion._

  • @drysori
    @drysori 8 лет назад +31

    This is just wrong on so many levels, I think my head exploded

    • @richardfeynman5560
      @richardfeynman5560 5 лет назад +17

      If you had cleaned up your head and painted it white, it wouldn't have exploded...

    • @BaneTrogdor
      @BaneTrogdor 5 лет назад +1

      @@richardfeynman5560 LOL :D

    • @tonygarratt5832
      @tonygarratt5832 3 года назад +1

      @@richardfeynman5560 I'm laughing so hard my head's going to explode.

  • @harryandruschak2843
    @harryandruschak2843 9 лет назад +5

    As a bachelor, I'm doomed. I was brought up on the idea that a neat house was the sign of a sick mind. Still, although he said the outer houses were SLOWER to ignite, the still ignited.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 2 года назад

      Paint everything inside and out. Apparently it's nuke proof. Lol

  • @neil73
    @neil73 13 лет назад +3

    Reminds me of the opening sketch of Monty Python's 'And now for something completely different'.lol!
    " ...And this is where he lives. BOOM. And this is the street he lives in. BOOM. and this is the village. BOOM. (maniacal laughter) And this is the town. BOOM (more laughter - raised to hysterical pitch)And this is the city. BOOM....And now for something completely different.

  • @TrashcanMan8
    @TrashcanMan8 8 лет назад +12

    Lesson learned: Keep your damn house clean...

  • @Vistico93
    @Vistico93 11 лет назад +4

    Now I really want to know if there was ever an atomic bomb test done for giggles using houses made of straw, sticks, and bricks respectively...

  • @man_i_tell_ya_hwut
    @man_i_tell_ya_hwut 4 месяца назад +4

    So many millions of dollars spent to prove that wood can catch fire

  • @curtistezzmer236
    @curtistezzmer236 10 лет назад +5

    5:30 "The lack of fire safe house keeping has doomed this house to destruction." (Not the atomic bomb?)

  • @oldgoldtopgoldtop6039
    @oldgoldtopgoldtop6039 2 года назад +4

    Lots of little towns with unpainted shacks were known to be primary targets during that period.

  • @JohnMichaelson
    @JohnMichaelson 8 лет назад +26

    I don't think the three megaton MIRV hitting 5 miles away will care if you mowed the lawn last weekend or if your paint is minty fresh.

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak 7 лет назад +23

      Yeah, but you don't want that Russian bombardier in a Bear looking through his bombsight and seeing crabgrass. Embarrassing.

  • @CRSolarice
    @CRSolarice 4 года назад +6

    ...we've all seen it in every town; a person who always has to be sticking their nose in their neighbors business. People who just can't seem to attend to their own business and always want to force their view points onto everyone else... YES, its the nosey neighbor! ...as if anyone in those houses would survive the aftermath of an atomic blast, especially without a roof on their one room shack.

  • @pleasestopscreaming
    @pleasestopscreaming 2 года назад +2

    I can guarantee if yours is the only house on the block that doesn't burn down after a nuke, the neighbors are going to have some questions (source "The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street" The Twilight Zone, 1960).

  • @hindugoat2302
    @hindugoat2302 8 лет назад +11

    a tidy house is safe from atomic weapons

  • @reinisrudzitis4802
    @reinisrudzitis4802 8 лет назад +14

    Sickest advert of a white wood paint in the history of mankind.

  • @TheDarkCurrent
    @TheDarkCurrent 14 лет назад +2

    Simply a presentation of objective test results.

  • @haldorasgirson9463
    @haldorasgirson9463 Год назад

    One house was too close. And one house was too far. But the house in the middle... Love the narrator. Reminds me of the old Perry Mason show.

  • @_KarlS
    @_KarlS 9 лет назад +13

    no wonder my mom always made me make my bed! mowing your lawn and sweeping the floor could save YOU in an atomic blast. does anyone else suspect the dupont company to be behind a committee like clean up paint up fix up? who else would try to tell you paint will keep your house from burning? dont forget this is 60 years ago when dupont patented every synthetic fabric, polymer or what have you and developed military grade textiles and compounds. people then were smart but nukes were still new so it was hard not to be scared by stuff like this

    • @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co
      @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co 5 лет назад +1

      Karl Stenbeck Nukes were so new nobody - not even the politicians or defense scientists - knew as much about them as a smart Grade 10 student knows today. They didn’t know about EMP, they didn’t know all the effects of ionizing radiation; they didn’t even know how long fallout was radioactive.

  • @ThomasKrul
    @ThomasKrul 4 года назад +18

    I'd love to see the released information on how these tests and this movie were put together... "Hey, Mac, let's get housewives to keep our houses cleaner" "But how, Butch?" "I know, let's harness the power of nuclear explosives!" it's almost surreal. Also, note that the "tidier" house on the left that didn't burn down had sandbags placed against the wall where the explosion took place. I think there's been some repurposing done here to give people a false sense of civic and house pride?

    • @dancooper6002
      @dancooper6002 10 месяцев назад

      False, no repurposing, just good science.

  • @idot3331
    @idot3331 6 лет назад +2

    Thanks, Vault-Tec.

  • @kasyapa
    @kasyapa 12 лет назад +2

    casts an intriguing light on 1950s cleanliness/prosperity/conformity. "Duty, cleanliness, healthy, safety are the four basic doctrines ..."

  • @numberstation
    @numberstation 7 лет назад +6

    Up next, how double glazing can render your home impervious to napalm and fuel/air munitions.

  • @zxtenn
    @zxtenn 12 лет назад +6

    Always remember to keep your yard clean, fence painted and house in order in the event of a nuclear blast and stay out of 'slums'

  • @moomdog2298
    @moomdog2298 8 лет назад +14

    The white house probably had 3" of lead paint on it.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 7 лет назад

      no need, it's made of white stone.
      But there's probably plenty of asbestos in the insulation. possibly in the ventilation duct material too unless those are metal.

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 года назад +1

      And the 2 other houses were coated in some sort of flammable substance.

    • @ENGOOSH
      @ENGOOSH 2 года назад

      one inch lead will do the job

  • @ylwpyro9549
    @ylwpyro9549 9 лет назад +22

    Are these houses painted with lead paint? It already looks like it's flaking off.
    As an aside, the idea that painting your house will guarantee it immunity from the searing temperatures of a nuclear explosion is ridiculous at best.
    This would be perfect for MST3K.

    • @DEP717
      @DEP717 9 лет назад +3

      YLW Pyro Some US and UK strategic aircraft were painted with white anti-flash paint in the 1960s. The theory was that white reflects, but black absorbs like asphalt and solar heat, so every little bit would help. People forget how tense things were. Of course, there are still lots of nukes around, but many people don't think much of them. A generational thing, I suppose. I agree 100 percent on MST3K - This is totally up their alley and would fit.

    • @moomdog2298
      @moomdog2298 8 лет назад

      +YLW Pyro This was MADE for MST3K.

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 2 года назад

      It's called risk mitigation and minimizing damage from the firestorm that starts after the explosion. That is what destroyed most of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
      It doesn't have to be lead paint. In fact, better paint would be limewash because it's a refractory material.
      The idea is not ridiculous and *the test fucking proves it.* You literally saw a test being filmed and you don't believe it. Of course it won't help if you're too close to the explosion, but most of the area affected isn't. Because it's in the shape of a circle.

  • @West_Coast_Gang
    @West_Coast_Gang Год назад +3

    The 1st little piggy had a bomb shelter, the 2nd little piggy had paint, and the 3rd little piggy was a dirty hoarding hobo
    The 1st little piggy starved in the nuclear winter
    The 2nd little piggy died slowly of radiation poisoning
    The 3rd little piggy burned so fast he didn’t register pain

    • @West_Coast_Gang
      @West_Coast_Gang 11 месяцев назад +1

      This is why underground lead lined gardens are important

  • @moomdog2298
    @moomdog2298 8 лет назад +9

    Be sure to plant those flowers! Their dead remains will cheer up the total devastation after the bomb goes off!

  • @Lacombe57
    @Lacombe57 11 лет назад +2

    Radiative and deadly ? Yes, but the house still stands.

  • @danno1ize
    @danno1ize 4 года назад +1

    Well,I guess I will be painting my house this weekend! This video brought to you by Glidden paints!

  • @darthhulka-burger3187
    @darthhulka-burger3187 2 года назад +10

    These were actually training films for young wives - Treat you husband well & keep a tidy home to prevent not only wife-beating, but also fires from Atomic blasts.
    If you're homeless after an Atomic blast, it's your fault for being a bad wife

  • @lonelygodcrow1264
    @lonelygodcrow1264 7 лет назад +10

    This was pretty entertaining lol

  • @mkleck
    @mkleck 11 лет назад +1

    Your house might be standing but inside you are instantly evaporated...great

  • @user-zj8rm6sx4l
    @user-zj8rm6sx4l 3 месяца назад +2

    I had to watch this video for my college class, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who is questioning the paint. Titanium White paint, which was created in 1920, was most likely used on the houses, so I decided to do a little research on the ingredients in the paint and if it would even be safe to live in the home again by the paint alone. All according to nj.gov, all three components of the paint are non-flammable, however, all of them release poisonous gasses when in fire(which we can assume can also be released at fire inducing heats). I couldn't find anywhere that states how long the poisonous gas stays in the air, but I'd assume that, especially with the radiation from the atomic bomb, it would be dangerous to live in the house with the gas in the air

  • @rainingpigs1484
    @rainingpigs1484 4 года назад +6

    I think it makes sense. If your house is safer from fire, it probably wouldn't burst into flames in event of a nuclear attack.

  • @donaldsmith3048
    @donaldsmith3048 9 лет назад +6

    It doesn't matter if the house is still standing. No one can live in them for years.

    • @paulcoddington664
      @paulcoddington664 8 лет назад +1

      +Donald Smith The other area of short-sightedness is that people who can't afford to paint their houses can do nothing about it, and those who can afford to don't need to see this (because they already have).
      I would hazard a guess that Civil Defence did not go about painting poor people's houses on the tax-payer dollar to help address these concerns.

  • @nathanunger7413
    @nathanunger7413 7 месяцев назад +1

    I saw this on TCM during a carnival cruise and I came here to say:
    ATOMIC GASLIGHTING

  • @curtisebear25
    @curtisebear25 14 лет назад +1

    Very useful indeed! I must hurry home to my desert shanty to tidy things up post-haste!

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 6 лет назад +5

    It's always blown me away (pun not intended LOL) how intense the light is from these. Probably the strongest naturally generated light (well natural in the sense that it's a physics process that creates it). on the entire Earth. Not including the Sun of course (cuz I know some smartass would say that if I didn't put that qualifier in there. LOL)

  • @dansorci
    @dansorci 10 месяцев назад +3

    You don’t want to survive a nuclear bomb

  • @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co
    @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co 6 месяцев назад +2

    Literally produced by a group of paint suppliers!

  • @edwardprice140
    @edwardprice140 4 года назад +1

    This would make a great Sherwin-Williams commercial.

  • @NoBucks777
    @NoBucks777 3 месяца назад +3

    And don’t forget the 10,000,000 spf sunscreen!

  • @kevinweinberger8446
    @kevinweinberger8446 2 года назад +3

    This was a very good video and typical of the 1950’s research! Glad they can’t do research like that anymore!

    • @martinswiney2192
      @martinswiney2192 8 месяцев назад

      You should see their films about how homosexuals are really all pedophiles. Yep. It exist. TCM actually plays old films like this between classic movies.

  • @KINZOisHERE
    @KINZOisHERE 14 лет назад

    thanxs for posting this document, pretty useful

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 10 лет назад +4

    The Neighborhood Housing Authority told Charlie to pick up his yard or there'd be consequences..that'll learn 'im!

  • @ScarabD
    @ScarabD 14 лет назад +7

    @MrQuackism It depends on how close you are to the epicentre, which I think is known as "ground zero". These houses were clearly set far enough outside of ground zero that, while you'd probably end up horribly burned, you wouldn't be totally disintergrated. If you were close enough, you probably wouldn't even see it coming before you were just... gone, nothing left but a blast shadow.
    Though to be honest, anybody who was that close got the easy way out...

  • @azmatthews
    @azmatthews 11 лет назад +5

    Having been born at a time when everyone was still scared to death of the bomb, but no one mentioned it anymore. I am fascinated by these old films. Do you have one that shows how radioactive material bounces off of your skin, instead of being absorbed? I forgot the name of it.

  • @pulp7theman
    @pulp7theman 12 лет назад

    Wow, Iam going to start painting & cleaning tomorrow--of course with light paint.

  • @harry2928
    @harry2928 10 месяцев назад +1

    by 1:50 into the clip, you instantly Know this is one skit they missed out on doing on the Old saturday night live TV gig (1976). "protect the house from an Atom bomb, mrs. Lupner ......."

  • @michaelcap9550
    @michaelcap9550 2 года назад +3

    Conclusion: Martha Stewart and Felix Unger will be among the survivors.

    • @ponkkaa
      @ponkkaa 2 года назад

      You win the internet for that one..🤣

  • @kaijupants9095
    @kaijupants9095 3 года назад +3

    "What would happen to such a town if it were on the outer fringe of an attack directed a nearby city? We can answer that question, in part at least, even though it hasn't happened yet."
    Says a US government employee after the end of WWII. It really makes me uncomfortable how 50's propaganda like this seems to completely disregard the past as if it didn't exist. It's as if instead of trying to heal and create new more stable ideas that would serve the whole world, the US tried to erase what had happened and forget about it. We pretty much immediately picked a new enemy (The USSR/Soviet Russia).
    To me it shows how human nature en mass is the path of least reevaluation. Human progress in technology seems to breed ideas of otherness. As you discover new things about the universe, those new things are quickly and often secretly developed into weapons of war under the mentality that if you aren't the first, then you will drop out of the league of the more advanced nations, you have failed to keep yourself competitive if you can't kill and destroy at least as much as your contemporaries.
    It's really a horrifying thought, how much power the tiny minority with the big red buttons has over everyone else. The power to end everything for at the very least nearly everyone. Mutually assured destruction is the greatest failure of man to date in my eyes. It may not be something we think about all too often anymore, but the fact is there are still enough nuclear weapons to glass a majority of the planet's surface. The only safeguard between us and oblivion is the fact that those in charge care enough about those around them, or at least themselves, that they wouldn't press the big red button. We are in a time of turmoil, but relative peace. War between large nations seems like a thing of the past, although tensions rise and fall unpredictably.
    We have the best quality of life ever seen on this planet. The majority of people live like kings from just a couple hundred years ago. People have greater access to information than ever. Weed is getting legalized. And yet, as we make the lives of most people better we also make it easier for every one of those lives to be ended nearly instantaneously.
    This world is weird, and we live in a weirder time than any other.

  • @Nikolaii2571
    @Nikolaii2571 12 лет назад +1

    Good housekeeping and yard cleaning = a better chance at surviving thermal heat, a painful lesson we had to learn the hard way during the Oakland Hills Fire some two decades ago.

  • @croutonwoman3730
    @croutonwoman3730 Месяц назад

    This should be an ad to clean your house more

  • @OldiesMomma
    @OldiesMomma 10 месяцев назад +4

    I can just hear all the fallout 4 comments all ready. 😂