2:40 bro I show my masculinity and femininity too often. I love plushies, but I also think about monkeys, the Roman Empire, war, poison, death, plague, and butts
My cat really likes your cat. He was watching him on screen religiously, he never does this to cats on screen. He also seems to like your videos in general.
0:42 I know that sound it’s a foreign hoverboard when it can’t connect to Bluetooth I know because I had a foreign hoverboard that couldn’t connect to Bluetooth
I’m 14, and I have my entire funeral planned out on my phone and I casually edit it whenever I think of something. It’s actually pretty hilarious but the majority of people can’t get past the first paragraph idk why I guess they just don’t like my humor 😔
i cant be the only one whos lookin at chat tryng to find muy username and yes i saw it this time it fuckng zoomed in and i was there yeyyeyeyeyye also im honkingkarlos and like stuff that i write its so random
im going to see you on saturday. i think i might be wearing bright orange or like a piratey thing (jean vest with lace and a blouse) i cant dress normally
we probably shouldn’t laugh at you james but here we are
BABES THIS WAS BRUTAL
This comment deserves to be pinned.
Bro spoke the harsh truth without any hesitation-
@@dawooziest WHAT DID IT SAY BEFORE THE EDIT
💀💀💀
pookie never fails to traumatize his audience🥰🥰🥰
james never fails to fill us to the brim with disappointment and sorrow ❤
He really stuffs us full 🥰
@@SaltineCracker505 Ayo
Sometimes I watch James just to lose a speck of my sanity
get rid of the last couple brain cells. i don’t need them
@@MayaC-x4obut I do. Gimme.
@@MayaC-x4oI need them... *steals*
you know it’s a terrible day when james marriott posts 🥰🥰
You mean our pookie bear❤❤❤❤
I love this community so much
@@nightshade5606 Agreed
@@nightshade5606 real
@@Toby-Sillyguyyagreed aswell
James, I love your confidence.
Best comment on this whole channel. I give you an award 🏆
Eats comment.
KING IS BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER
"I love your confidence🙂" I DIED
2:40 bro I show my masculinity and femininity too often. I love plushies, but I also think about monkeys, the Roman Empire, war, poison, death, plague, and butts
james you’re scaring the children
had to hide from my younger sister when watching this
ZUMMMM HEYYY :D
@@SIeepyy_ OMG HII 😼👊👊
james marriott never fails to disappoint ❤
❤️ truest words ever
I love it when I wake up and James has posted
that's right that's what your missing putting your finger in a plug socket and practically purring at the skirting board 😂😂😂
POOKIES BACK WITH A BANGER Y’ALL
"I just find the beginnings of a child's cries to be hillarious." You may want to get some new hobbies
7:55 😭 someone in the chat said “im jealous of him cuz he has a papa” 😭😭😭
I thought knew what I was in for when I got here… but it FAR exceeded my expectations… and honestly, I’m here for the chaos
James is built like my dad. He turns 59 in 4 days.
James gives off too much “bear” energy to be a “femboy”
Yeah but like the way he said I'm not a femboy... idk, can you be both
Pookie never fails to bring a tear to my eye as I realize my life is all downhill from here ❤
Everyday is a good day when Jimbo posts
It’s quite the opposite frankly 😭
bro really released this 10 till midnight- still gonna watch it :D
The way the kid looked at the camera after she said it😭💀
When I die I want my body to be crushed until I am a diamond
4:47 this was when i joined the stream istg i was so confused 😭
i think the nickname “Mario” comes from James MARRIOtt
My cat really likes your cat. He was watching him on screen religiously, he never does this to cats on screen. He also seems to like your videos in general.
9:18 I have never agreed more in my life about what you said
Lol in the middle of a mental breakdown when this was uploaded, perfect timing bro
THE MARKIPLIER ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD OH MY GOD
And you see, i was having a wonderful day today. When i saw James had posted, i knew that i was about to ruin it
This is the fastest I’ve ever come to watch a James Marriott video
I love james community
James you will be a terrible father
POOKIE MADE A NEW VIDEO!!!! YAAAYYY!!!
YIPPIE!!!!
James, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you actually laughed
9:25 bro ragdolled- 💀💀
im just enjoying a video and the moment i pay attention to the chat theres just "sadielovestea" saying "JaMeS iS a FuRrY qUeStIoN mArK ?" like tf- 😭
I watched the stream it was traumatic
#LiterallyEveryJamesMarriotStream
FIRST CLIP GOT ME HOLWING 🙏☠️
His mustache has fangs :0
That necklace is so pretty
im in that chat somewhere, i just can't be bothered looking for it
2:52 I genuinely heard one piece and that may be my sign that I think about it too much
nah cuz the beginning of a childs cry will alway make me wheeze- LIKE WHY IS IT SO LOUD its like they pick a fucken vowel and scream it
0:42 I know that sound it’s a foreign hoverboard when it can’t connect to Bluetooth I know because I had a foreign hoverboard that couldn’t connect to Bluetooth
Pookie is slaying
i think about monkies every 3 hours and 22 minutes
8:17 i think part of the reason they called you mario is because your last name is marriott
HELP THE FIRST ONE-
I love the stream comments saying hi
JAMES IS POOKIE
Real
He never fails to make me laugh Even if I'm in pain 🥹🙃
I had a bad day, i woke up…checked RUclips and unfortunately saw a notification…I’m losing my sanity SOS 😍🤭
This is a certified banger by james marriot from the hit boy band the eboys
every time i watch a james vid, it reminds me of the horrors he did to my kneecaps in the summer of 2020. i miss walking
wow my will to live has gone down ❤️
James I first listend to your music (car lights) not long ago why is your voice so pretty
I'm noticing a trend about his broodiness and speaking of children lmao
JAMES YOURE SO POOKIE WOOKIE
I love the side eye at the start, just saying
I used to think about monkeys a lot but not much these days. I do think about the Roman empire a startling ammount tho if i think about it
The one upside of having had childhood cancer is being able to laugh at children with cancer
How are you doing?
@@dorothyallspice1862
Pretty great. You?
And yet we laugh at them
I’m legit going to hell for laughing😂
i died at all these 😂😂😂😂
I just woke up from a nap. I might go back to sleep now.
1:40 he really likes stranger things, sounded just like gordogon or whatever his name is🥰
I love him
Im so so sad i didnt get tickets to James's australian tour 😭😭😭
I’m 14, and I have my entire funeral planned out on my phone and I casually edit it whenever I think of something. It’s actually pretty hilarious but the majority of people can’t get past the first paragraph idk why I guess they just don’t like my humor 😔
Ayo? Post it?
@@So_Indecisive I'd get banned no
markplier my man are you okay.... the caption is also very un hinged
✨Femboy James✨
i think james just made my brain cells decrease
Day 5 of telling James racoon facts:
Raccoons Can Make Over 50 Different Noises
*Kicks back feet and starts giggle champing*
@@Toby-Sillyguyy ..u ok..?
@@LaylaaaaaAMhAPPY very much mate after learning that
@@Toby-Sillyguyy u want another :'] ?
@@LaylaaaaaAMhAPPY YES!!!! :D
6:25 yoooo nz taskmaster
james can think..?
Here before James gets canceled
pookie james never fails to make us want to murder ourselves ❤
early bird catches the worm!
I also think about monkeys three times a week 😃👹
James is broody
me: I volunteer
9:04 real. REAL.
hello James. I see u in a week
help why was i eating garlic bread when he said he wanted his ashes to be on garlic bread⁉️
pookie wookie bookie bear
I just realized James and I sadly have the same circle glasses 😔😪💔
I might have dark humour, but, at least I have humor
I NEED TO START TURNING NY NOTIFICS ON ISTG
God is testing me today…
i cant be the only one whos lookin at chat tryng to find muy username and yes i saw it this time it fuckng zoomed in and i was there yeyyeyeyeyye also im honkingkarlos and like stuff that i write its so random
I KNOW WHO THAT CANCER NEWS CHIC IS, ISTG I WATCHED HER WHEN I WAS LIKE 5
drunk as hell but ur funnioer now
oh no
22s ago this video was posted
hey pookie wookie bear 🤩🤩
James: I'd want my ashes spread on garlic bread.
Me, no hesitation: Vore~
☼ Believe in a Smiling God ☼
im going to see you on saturday. i think i might be wearing bright orange or like a piratey thing (jean vest with lace and a blouse) i cant dress normally
Y does tubbo sound magestic 😂😂
yippi