XD yeah like i'm most of the time a driver so i just take people home and some times i get memsagges - how the hell and when i went home - You did not i dove you
My 7 levels of being drunk: 1. everything is ok, i'm just happy 2. my language skills are boosted by 500% 3. i start drinking my friend's drinks 4. screaming loudly 5. dancing shirtless and almost naked 6. nausea 7. throwing up my soul
Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your friend decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.
@@politicallyincorrectpanda hmm no, having a good hearty meal before drinking 100% allows you to stomach more alcohol. If i have 2 beers on an empty stomach after a day of hard work i can almost be at level 3 already. Where if i had a hearty meal and am well rested the amount to get to level 3 goes up to 6-8 depending on the beer.
@@politicallyincorrectpanda yeah, not like it's a proven fact that having a filled stomach of food allows your body to better handle copious amounts of alcohol due to the lower absorbtion rate of said alcohol. but sure, it's me who can't handle my drinks.
I am glad you mentioned the recovery position. I saved a dudes life in high school cause my gym coach taught us all the recovery position. He puked in his sleep and didn't wake up when he did it. Luckily I put him in the recovery position and he woke up the next morning to tell the tale. It is no joke, be safe :)
during a wedding me and my family attended, my dad started talking to my father in law (who is polish, speaks very little english) IN GERMAN my dad does not know german but my father in law does, both were smashed out of their minds
there 8th stage and it is called "time travel stage". it just happen in that stage that you spawning in random places without really travel there. it is great.
@@shiba1918 Black out is lights out. 8th stage is near it. I've once had a moment when I was carried home by 3 guys and my vision was literally 1fps and everytime I blinked a new picture comes to my eyes. Only thing I remember was the only thing I focused on and it was surviving the night. I had full clothes on and 3 puke buckets next to my bed and still in the morning I woke up puke all over me on the floor and my matresses all ruined.
My friends and I call it teleporting. Its great, you somehow end up somewhere in a situation with no recollection of the last 20 minutes but instead of thinking about it, you just go with it. I like to think this is when your mind is shutting down, but your body is still somehow carrying on
As a binge drinker I really appreciate this video. Makes me feel pathetic that I can’t take one drink without eventually making it to level 7, but It’s a good reminder when I’m sober 👍
HOLD UP! _Where's_ the level: 4 beers in & you get up to get the 5th but, instead you detour & grab yourself an ice cold jug of BIG water, _while_ saying, "Yeah, now THIS is what I'm talkin' 'bout!" as you start to chug it down. Why's THIS not on your little list here? Are you _not old enough_ to have discovered this level, yet... ?? Ohh, it's comin' kids, it's comin' to get you HARD! 😈 😭💀
@@lowsix4940 there is different typen of alcoholism, someonoe who drinks daily. or someone who drinks on the weekends but cant stop. and gets to level 7 all the time
@@lowsix4940Binge Drinker is a Typ of alcoholic… What you just responded is like when someone says „I drive a Mercedes“ and you respond with „no you drive a car“.
Bro this could not have come at a better time. I'm extremely hungover lmfao. Puked my guts out last night and fell asleep in the shower for 3 hours. Rip my water bill.
dawg me yesterday. had some friends over at the cottage and next thing you know 11 twisted teas, a third bottle of smirnoff, a third bottle of kraken, a handful of white claws and other assorted coolers were split between 5 people. woke up with MOTION SICKNESS.
that means you dont know how to drink, dont drink if you dont know, i drinked spirits when i knowed about my self, my grandma gave me a meal to eat, and beer and spirit for health, i was basically drinking when i was born, i was drinking before kindergardeng and school
Alexander the Great: **(Gets drunk)** "I think I'm gonna conquer the world and name tons of cities after myself! Nothing could possibly go wrong with the loyalty of my men!" 😶
My best friend is a runner, never saw someone sprinting this straight after finishing the amount of vodka he did xD. And chasing him kinda got me into it, running drunk is fckin dope, like the feel you had as a kid when you imagined flying as you run.
it really isn't worth it, but simultaneously fun as hell usually. My adventures range from throwing up inside my friend's yeezy's to somehow achieving a lobster? Like, a fully cooked lobster that I proceeded to deconstruct and eat with my hands. It was tasty
Forgot level 8, when you literally start teleporting around due to blacking out / forgetting what happened in the moment. Only happened to me once but was a freaky experience. It felt like something straight out of a show, one second I would be deep in a conversation with someone and the next second I was on the complete other side of the parking lot (tailgate) doing something totally different. It was a fun time but definitely creepy and you know you went too far when you quite literally lose all control of yourself. I'm so thankful I had responsible friends around to get me home
What you described reminds me of eiriel - the most advanced stage of high from deliriants. You become almost completely detached from reality, and a trip sitter is absolutely neccessary if you are not actively trying to die, because eiriel is like a dream - any dumb shit you do makes perfect sense to you, regardless of how dumb it is. Dont take DPH
As someone who does not drink alcohol, it's always entertaining to see people go through all these levels of drunk and get lost more and more as the night progresses🤣🤣🤣
The talking in all caps thing is so true lmao. Me and my friends got drunk on discord and recorded it because we thought it would be funny to listen back when sober, and it got to a point where we would preface everything with a loud, “WAIT WAIT WAIT” after interrupting somebody else talking. We were all operating under the assumption that what we had to say was the most important thing in the world at any given time.
There is an eight level. Its when you just continue drinking after level seven. At that point you won't remember anything. But people will tell you that you were lying on the floor shaking uncontrollably and vomiting all over the place. Ideally you should wake up in the hospital questioning your life choices.
Happened like 5 times to me, when drinking outside or at the pubs, almost always I wake up like 5 hours later in the morning, on my legs, walking somewhere not remembering anything past black out.
I've been somewhere between level 3 and 4, but then again, my alcohol tolerance is quite high. I was on holiday visiting the relatives and me and my father drank some beers and took shots together. Then we decided to go swimming in the countryside river in the middle of the night. We came home at about three or four in the morning to find my mother standing at the door with her arms crossed. I woke up in the morning, completely spaced out and with a pounding hangover, but somehow managed not to vomit. Fun times
I once drank an entire bottle of wine, got to at least level 5, ate a shitton of Buldak spicy chicken ramen, because I get crazy munchies when I’m drunk, sat down on the couch and just sat there, waiting for the drunken haze to subside, had my sister walk in on me, and I immediately slurred, “I’m not drunk.” even though she didn’t even ask, and promptly projectile vomited all that ramen and wine all over the living room floor. My sister just stood there, staring in horror. That’s still one of the greatest moments of shame in my life.
@Jyue An depends on whether you’re a lightweight or not and how experienced of a drinker you are. This was not long after I turned 21. And it’s still not good for you to drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting.
I got kicked out of one of the bars on campus here for being too drunk after downing 3 bottles of wine. At this bar mondays are wine night and they sell whole bottles to you.
Yo, the recovery position thing is legit advice. Always will remember one time having to stop my bud choking to death on his puke after he blacked out drunk on his birthday. I woke up randomly at 4am and heard this weird noise while I was on my way to the bathroom and my boy was on his back on the landing literally dying. He has no memory of me dragging him into the bathroom, draping his passed out ass over the bath and having to get my whole arm down his gullet to clear his airway and to this day I don't think he believes me but he would 100% be dead if I hadn't randomly got up when I did.
Im alive today because a high school friend of mine rolled me on my side after my first time getting shmacked on vodka. Thanks Nate. RIP the couch i passed out on though.
@@TalTheBest weed fucks with my head too much. I’m sure other people are the same way. There’s plenty of valid reasons to choose one over the other. Marijuana alters your perception in the way alcohol doesn’t since just it’s a central nerve depressant.
I've hit every single level and I can say....this is accurate. Also, as casually explained once said, the runners basically teleport from place to place
@@itisalexmydudes1171 I am also a runner. For some reason it's also way easier to sprint without getting tired. I remember my second or third time drinking at my unit, we decided that it would be a good idea to beat the shit out of me with a wooden paddle as some initiation or something. One of my buddies gave me 10 seconds to start running, and drunk me thought it was a game so I started sprinting and laughing the whole time. I ran out of the barracks, out of the parking lot, and then I think I ran a quarter mile down the road, and then I ran back. I was so drunk i didn't even get tired. I tried to sneak back to my room but they caught me and carried me to the fighting pit in front of the barracks. We ended up just fighting in the pit until like 2 am. Marine Corps barracks stories are the best
Also stage 7: Everything becomes a perfect bed, the Couch, the chair the desk the concrete floor, the sidewalk, some random Bush. So watch out for any runners sleeping somewhere in the cold.
I didnt sleep, but holy shit, me and my friend went outside to lay on an empty street next to the house we were drinking in, in the middle of the night. We were there for like 2 hours and it was like the best thing to do when drunk, just laying outside and staring at stars while talking about anything. I didnt sleep, but my friend drank more than me so i had to wake him up a few times and then when I realised I could not be able to wake him up later I managed to convince him to get up and we went home. I dont know if theres anything more relaxing while ur drunk than laying on an empty street and staring at stars Its fine as long as you can control urself to not go to sleep
the bathroom floor is always the best in this situation however 😂 I have slept there at least twice in my life out of the 3 times I've actually been that drunk
Lmao "some random bush". Reminds me of what my friend told me, he once got very drunk and decided to take a nap in a random bush. Well cops found him, woke him up and asked where he lived. They brought him home to his father where he fell asleep. In the morning when he woke up he felt hungry and ravaged the fridge, eating all the fresh strawberries his father had. He then procedeed to vomit it all up on the floor. Worst thing was it was his father's birthday🤣🤣
I quit drinking about 6 months ago and this brought back some memories. When I used to drink I would always reach at least level 7 if not higher and be sick as hell the next day. I don't miss it
@@Elitus I own 8 shotglases from 5 clubs/bars from 2 countries. never stole the big ones so far(not worth it because I have big glasses but didn't have shot glasses)
I‘m usually the hammered guy, who always gets the brilliant idea to go on spontaneous adventures. One time I went for such a long walk that I saw the sun rise and when I came back home, I found out that I was walking for four hours and that I traveled more than 15 kilometers while doing so.
At level 5 I once said "I feel so athletic right now" before sprinting to jump down what I thought was 2 or 3 stairs. Turned out it was 4-5 and I pancaked face first into the cement in front of a woman and her children at 9:30pm in front of a Target
@@dnationapocalypse I got really lucky lol. I definitely smacked my face hard but my beard mostly saved me. The majority of the landing went into my knees/ palms and those were plenty bloody. Pretty sure being all loose saved me from broken knee caps
@@Enorbs96 I don't mean to laugh but this is hilarious. I'm glad that you're ok. I'm at work but I'll tell you one of my many drunken stories a lil later. I'm at work now but it's kinda similar to yours 😂
I like to think when you are blacked out, that your guardian angel took control of your body and is trying its best to mimic you. Always fun to hear the stories the next day
Apparently for I moment when I had a black out at my New Year’s party someone sitting next to me had hiccups and apparently (don’t remember) I was telling everyone even him that he had hiccups.
When I was 18, I got randomly bumped up to first class on a transatlantic flight, and got seated next to this British dude who was studying abroad for college. He also got bumped up randomly. We were both dazzled and bewildered by the bourgie accommodations, and after the plane leveled out, the flight attendants came by with champagne and mimosas, and not in those shitty plastic cups they give you in coach, neither--Fucking glass, bro. One way, or another, we discovered that we could drink all we want pro bono. We got sloshed, but not so sloshed that we failed to notice when the flight crew started ghosting our drink requests. In agreement that this would never do, we took turns "pretending" to get up to visit the lavatory, and smoothly snagging some of those neat little 5cl bottles of Johnnie Walker Black Label from the galley. We were the only passengers in our row, so the "pretending" part was basically for style. After a few trips we started getting caught raiding the galley, grabbing as many of those neat little bottles as our fists could hold, and they kept having to send us back to our seats with unparalleled patience. God bless those flight attendants, they handled our hopeless asses with dignity and restraint despite having all the cause in the world not to. Commercial airlines beware: don't go giving the peasants any 'crazy ideas' like free booze.
Something similar happened to me and a mate long time back. Keep in mind we'd already had several pints at the airport bar before boarding. We were supposed to fly out of London into Berlin. At some point the credit card reader on the flight stopped working and we cheekily got the flight attendants to keep giving us the rest of our drinks free. One tanqueray after another for a good 30-40 min. The next thing I remember was waking up in a gate in Brussels Airport. My mate woke up on a train in Leipzig; apparently I had gotten off at a connecting stop, and he had taken a wrong train out of Brandenburg airport to Leipzig.
Dude at level 5 you’re literally invincible, there are so many things that should’ve broken my bones while drunk but I got like a bruise the next day and that was it lol
Happens a lot lol. it’s bc ur body is relaxed it makes it way harder to break bones and get injured. Not sure the science but a lot of studies on it. That’s why most drunk driving accidents the drunk driver is fine bc their body is relaxed. Also heard of stories of ppl getting picked up by tornadoes and dropped with just bruises bc that stay relaxed. Pretty cool what the human body can do stay safe y’all
@asaptilla5885 yea thats actually true. when falling down, going limp is the best option to prevent serious injury for most people. for example, when a sober person falls down the stairs, on impuls the might try to catch themselves with stretched out arms, wich often leads to broken wrists/elbows. a drunk person is at the bottom of the stairs before they knew what happened to them, and often make it out with a few scratches and a nice egg on their head.
I remember when I was a little underage, but wanted to get drunk fast without anyone noticing. I was allowed one beer when we were camping at my uncle's farm with our family, but that quickly became 3 as I chugged them all down quickly. When the effects started kicking in, I got curious and sneaked in a swig of a whiskey bottle when no-one was looking. Well, apparently someone WAS looking, but I didn't realise it at the time. Well long story short, instead of euphoria and the general happiness and warmness you feel in being drunk, I just got really, really sick instead... and my head started spinning wildly everytime I'd close my eyes. I sat on this foldable camping chair for a long time, moaning and groaning in pain. I swear it was the longest night ever just sitting on that chair in agony as the nausea built up. I was also incredibly tired and wanted to close my eyes, but the spins made me feel even worse and forced me to stay awake. Suddenly I just start projectile vomiting in front of everyone. I was so nauseous and messed up I didn't even feel shame in the moment. I just wanted to close my eyes and disappear from this cruel world. I spent the entire rest of the night being babysit by my aunty who was nice enough to keep giving me water and electrolyte drinks. It was at this time I heard my uncle saying he saw me take a secretive swig of that whisky bottle. For some reason, that I did feel embarrassed over, more so than vomiting all over the floor. And then I finally was able to fall asleep inside the campervan. I woke up with no hangover feeling clear as day. *they still make fun of me for taking that swig of the whisky bottle to this day.
One of the most hilarious witnessing of a Level 6 I've seen was in college. My dorm door was left open on a Friday night as you do when you're just hanging out and willing to socialize. I'm sitting there when all of the sudden one of my buddies walks up to my door and just stands in the doorway, looking back and forth. I look up at him, "you good, man?" He then turns to me with the most mischievous smile I've ever seen, slowly reaches beneath his hoodie, and pulls out a full clock that looks like ones you'd see in public places in the dorm. I'm stunned at this, as he holds it with a look of pride on his face. He then proceeds to hang it on the exit sign just down the hall and admires it before taking it back to his room. Having never reached Level 6 myself at this point, that was wild to witness. Few years later, I swing by his new place and I see he still totally has the clock sitting among his stuff.
I once became piss buddies with a random guy I never met before in a bar, as we ended up at the toilet at the same time everytime. Never met him again, no idea who he was, but we were bros and we acted like we knew eachother for a decade in those moments
For me, the spinning starts at level 5. Walking straight lines is a thing of the past but dancing gets easier, not better but easier. At that level my ability to extremely inaccurately scream lyrics of the music currently playing in the background gets maximized
A lesson my mother always said was to never wake a sleeping drunk. I always wondered why until I had to do it. Once, we had to wake a guy who fell asleep in a chair. We spent at least 15 mins just trying to wake him and when he did wake, he went into an angered frenzy, stomping out of the house, breaking a car windshield. The other time was my sister who was out cold drunk. When she woke she put her shoes on and seemed normal at first until she walked to the door and just stopped then fell backwards and passed out. If I wasn't there behind her to break her fall she would of busted her head on tile floor. So yeah, now I know why never to wake a sleeping drunk. Thanks mom.
at least you got a heads up, I was a sleeping drunk and am not proud of it, what ever you do remember what your mother told you, it will not only save your wallet but a load of cleaning as well
@@Jonas_Albert Maybe, that would be hard to discern by looking at them while they're passed out. I can see why you'd want to check on them. Although I'd probably only do that if they hurt their head in some way while bouncing around and being ridiculous while drunk just in case they gave themselves a concussion. I think I heard somewhere that you aren't suppose to fall asleep if you have a concussion, but you wouldn't really know until you are seen by a doctor. Although I have heard if you start vomiting after a head injury, then you most likely have a concussion and need treatment. If someone is drunk though, it would be easy to dismiss that as them being hung over/drank too much too fast. That's some dangerous territory there when trying to figure out what's going on.
@@angelaengle12 That's a myth. You can't go into a coma by sleeping with a concussion. The only reason doctors do that is to check for brain bleeds that are not picked up on by Scans, because that could lead to a coma while sleeping, but if it really is just a concussion, than it's never dangerous to sleep. And it's only in cases of severe concussion they keep the patient awake. They keep the patient awake to check for signs of brain bleed, because that might not be picked up on if the patient is sleeping, which could result in coma or death. but if it really is a concussion, and only a concussion, than there's no harm in sleeping. You won't go into a coma just from a cuncossion alone. Alcohol can also cauae coma by shutting the brain down almost compleatly so only breathing, and the heart beating will contingue.
There's gotta be a level 8 there, I like to call it 'total bloody delirium'. One night I got so drunk on whiskey that I somehow convinced myself, at about 6am, that grabbing bits of tissue, throwing them on the floor and spitting on them was a solid idea and made complete sense, because in my head spitting on the floor would be dirtier (yes, for real). I also left a glass of water in the middle of the kitchen...on the floor...like a fuckin ritual to the water gods or something, it was as if rational thinking had been replaced with just intrusive thoughts, pure impulse on the daftest of levels. That's when alcohol becomes a bit scary; it is unforgiving as hell if you don't know your limits, please be safe x
@@user-hu5ce3ug1w Nah, level 8 exists and I'd think its the fear stage. You've vomited already or barely fought it off, decided you went way too far, and are desperately trying to mitigate your terrible decisions. Everything feels very wrong, your heart is beating funny, your memories are collapsing together, and you really don't want to choke to death on your vomit while your bathroom is a mess because that would be embarrassing. So you stumble around the house talking to an imaginary houseguest and trying to scrub random things while filling and losing glasses of water. You lost your chance to gracefully pass out in a puddle of your bodily fluids, and now you are condemned to the long night of shakes.
I agree. He missed Time Traveling. And the related Jumping through parallel realities. You drop your lighter, bend over to pick it up and suddenly you are at a completely different party. Or it's the same party but all your friends hate you. Or it's the same party but it's in a completely different town, somehow.
I've only ever been horrendously drunk one time, and it was quite scary to not feel in control of my body. It was almost dissociative, like someone else was throwing up on the bedroom floor, and I sat there like "oh, I guess that just happened, huh?" I remember trying to apologise, but no actual words came out. My mind was fine - I sat there as my friend called a taxi psyching myself up to not throw up in it, and trying to will my muscles to cooperate. Not an experience I particularly cared for.
“Blackout” is usually what i call level 7, probably gonna piss yourself, definitely gonna wake up with bruises, not gonna remember where your shoes are or why you are now single. Happens to me about once a year, usually at the end of summer or during the holidays. Definitely recommend having one buddy around who you trust with your life, bc odds are, your life will be in their hands
not to forget: If you somehow manage to get back home and into your bed, theres a high chance you fall asleep with clothes on. You know it was a good night when you wake up in your sweaty jeans and hoodie
@@JeniusJeph threw my buddy through a glass sliding door when the cops came in through the front door once. We both started hopping walls to evade capture, but his dumbass went left instead of backwards and had to hop 6 walls instead of 2. We met up the next day and his arms, knees and back were all tore up from sloppy wall hopping and pieces of glass trapped in his hoodie. He was still grateful tho
@@billymays8274 my mate was so confused the next day why his entire body hurt and why he had random cuts in his shins. It wasn't a fun night especially when he tried hitting on some girls and making them uncomfortable.
@@thefridge7335 uh nah definitely not the part where he mentions to fall asleep in the recovery position so you don’t you know vomit in your sleep and choke on it til you die
I remember the early days when I started drinking. One time I reached that 6th stage where balance suddenly doesn't exist anymore, and as I stood up to go to bed I immediately lost my footing and came crashing down, face first, into the side of my coffee table. Fortunately, my limp body meant I didn't hurt myself, and pain didn't exist either at this stage, so after realizing what had just happened I just got back up and went to bed. The next day, I didn't even have a headache or anything. I don't wanna say that I've got a thick head, but I certainly don't have a glass jaw.
My biggest problem is that I have a bonus level 7, when I unlock this one, I start playing hide-and-seek by myself and my friends have no choice but to find me but I usually fall asleep first. One day, I hid in a bar and woke up the next day locked in because my friends couldn’t find me. Now I wear an AirTag as a necklace so they can ring me up or geolocate me 😂
same thing for me my friends lost me at bar and got back couple hours later after looking thru the streets a bit ...they called the cops and stuff and hospital all in our living room /...meanwhile iw as passed out behind the couch ...i woke up and stood up all whats going on ...there all LIKE WTF AARE U KIDDING ME...they were there for an hour and were still talking about where i could be when i just popped up..like 8 people haha
Another good tip: Get to know your own tolerance, especially if you want to try crossfading. Not going to go into great detail but the first time I got faded I was blackout drunk first. I stepped through a doorway and the next thing I new it was 36 hours later, I was in a hospital bed, and I was still drunk. Later learned I had, after consuming about 40 ounces of vodka (which is the only part I remember), I popped a couple shrooms, smoked a couple bowls, had another 12 ounces, and proceeded to start dying of alcohol poisoning about twenty minutes later. If falling down when I passed out hadn't made me so nauseous that I hurled, I would have flatlined within the next hour or two. Anyway party on dudes
Yeah man you did a *little* more than some crossfading, I think. Just the alcohol alone was a bit much, but then throwing two bowls AND shrooms on top was definitely the wrong move. Glad you're still alive to tell the tale, though.
Was at level 6 once and locked myself in my car outside while I was on the phone with my ex. It was blizzarding out. I was laying upside down with my face underneath the steering wheel and my feet in dangling over the backseat. My buddy, who was a level 7 champ, came out with a hammer and threatened to smash the window open and drag me out. I learned that I was good at calling bluffs while under the influence. It didn’t work out with my ex. Was worth it.
The traffic cone thing really hit home. I once woke up surrounded by them and asked my friend why he stole a bunch of traffic cones because i didnt get the joke. Apparently i rode a bike up to our high school and snatched as many of them as i could from the drivers ed parking lot then when i got home i pretended to be a homicide victim. Idk if hes lying or not but thats so godamn specific i just kinda have to believe its true.
I really hate dealing with hangovers and headaches from alcohol, so I deliberately stop once I get between level two and three, its the golden spot for feeling good and not risking any complications lol
cheers mate me too. the day i realized i had the power to NEVER get sick from alcohol again (and sick from embarrassment, as I also feel very uncomfortable if I don't behave correctly) -- that was a good day.
Protip- eat a bowl of ramen while you're drunk, along with drinking a shitton of water. The salt and carbs in ramen are my go to hangover prevention. I drink to level 6 not infrequently and almost never have hangovers beyond a mild one hour headache
@@mslvc2011Yea dude I realized i cannot control what I do when Im drunk. I tend to say stupid shit and start fights when I drink even tho im a super chill guy.
Once at a party I got to the level 7. I drank so much tap water that I didn't feel a bit of hangover the next day. Just have more water and you'll be fine.
As someone who used to drink heavily in my 20's, this video was spot on and incredibly entertaining. Well done sir. Edit: this comment section has alot of pretty funny stories. Could spend hours here just going through them.
Once drank so much vodka in a short amount of time that my vision was blurry and I was shaking. It was mad, I eventually threw it all up and was basically sober after that. I learnt my limit that day
I got blackouts and found myself on the ground. Scary. No puking just passing out right in the middle of doing something. I drank 11 units I'm 8 stones. I'm an alcoholic had 2 last week. Vodkas dangerous. I drank it over 4 hours nope I was gone.
Yeah it can give you the shakes really bad. My older brother and some American both took a 5 shots of Dick Kickers, which is 98% alcohol volume. My brother spent the night shaking half asleep in a corner, other guy went to use the toilet and ended up shitting himself then falling asleep
I used to sleep a lot on the couch in my room, one day after drinking an very large amount of alcohol I was feeling a bit funny (never vomited from alcohol ever) so I decided it was time to go to bed. When I woke up my vomit was everywhere. I don't know if I was conscious when I vomited or not because I was quite literally laying in it. It was even on the floor behind my head and when I woke up (must have slept in it for like 7 hours straight) I legit had to think for over a minute to realize what I was seeing. Yeah ever since that I haven't slept feeling that way before laying a tactical barf. If multiverse theory is right then there are probably a lot of universes where I died from that specific occasion.
It's the only thing I focus on lol. Woke up in the morning on the floor with puke all over my room. Still in the same postion just 3m from my bed where I last remember my self in.
I have felt all levels and all of these have been relevnant at some point, watching this video has completely cheered me up as I have been laying down in the dark with my ears ringing after getting back home, also once you got to the stripper pole section I'd like to mention that I didn't just get down on the stripper pole but actually hung of it and fell straight on my back which I then had to deal with for two weeks, yes getting drunk is stupid, and I actually hurt all over after every night out. P.s, it took me a long time to correct this comment and make sure it made sence.
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Level 7 drunk also gives yourself the ability to teleport to random locations
*fast travel unlocked*
That explains why i traveled 50 miles with no memory of it
XD yeah
like i'm most of the time a driver so i just take people home and some times i get memsagges - how the hell and when i went home
- You did not i dove you
true
*Where the Hell am I?¿*
nothing is more true than having to pee legitimately every half hour
half hour? bro, like every 15 minutes
@@fafo635 that's what I'm saying
Half hour!? You got a strong boi bladder. 😂
Once you break the seal you can't go back
@@fafo635 just got done pissing lmao
My 7 levels of being drunk:
1. everything is ok, i'm just happy
2. my language skills are boosted by 500%
3. i start drinking my friend's drinks
4. screaming loudly
5. dancing shirtless and almost naked
6. nausea
7. throwing up my soul
Are you Englisman? lol
Alcohol and cigarettes addiction actually destroyed my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Australia. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your friend decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
If you're drinking on empty stomach you'll skip to level 7 real quick
That’s a myth… so is drinking milk before drinking alcohol to coat the stomach!
@@politicallyincorrectpanda hmm no, having a good hearty meal before drinking 100% allows you to stomach more alcohol.
If i have 2 beers on an empty stomach after a day of hard work i can almost be at level 3 already.
Where if i had a hearty meal and am well rested the amount to get to level 3 goes up to 6-8 depending on the beer.
For real tho
@@bagofsunshine3916 well then you can’t handle your drink sunshine!
@@politicallyincorrectpanda yeah, not like it's a proven fact that having a filled stomach of food allows your body to better handle copious amounts of alcohol due to the lower absorbtion rate of said alcohol. but sure, it's me who can't handle my drinks.
Gotta say, I’m completely sober and I find the idea of putting someone’s shoes in the fridge pretty damn funny
We all do. The only problem is that when it comes time for the deed, sober people get... *cold feet.*
@@eanschaan9392 nice
k o m e d y
imagine the guy next morning putting his shoes and be mad asfff + he catching a cold lmaooo
Imagine witnessing someone at a new year's party: Taking a bite out of the cheese and putting it back in the fridge 😂😂😂😂
I am glad you mentioned the recovery position. I saved a dudes life in high school cause my gym coach taught us all the recovery position. He puked in his sleep and didn't wake up when he did it. Luckily I put him in the recovery position and he woke up the next morning to tell the tale. It is no joke, be safe :)
Breaking bad reference
@@yemi28983LMAO 💀
@@yemi28983fr
@@yemi28983 It's not, dude was just telling a story.
When I got really really drunk the first (and hopefully the last) time I slept on my back on the floor and it happened to me. Luckily I woke up...
2:51 That's me, I'm the runner. Drinking time means adventure time.
You forgot to mention that from stage 4 onwards foreign language skills are boosted by 500%
ture
Sum how true oddly enough
during a wedding me and my family attended, my dad started talking to my father in law (who is polish, speaks very little english) IN GERMAN
my dad does not know german but my father in law does, both were smashed out of their minds
Ich kann auf einmal Deutsch
correcto mi amigo
there 8th stage and it is called "time travel stage". it just happen in that stage that you spawning in random places without really travel there. it is great.
Its call a black out
@@shiba1918 Black out is lights out. 8th stage is near it. I've once had a moment when I was carried home by 3 guys and my vision was literally 1fps and everytime I blinked a new picture comes to my eyes. Only thing I remember was the only thing I focused on and it was surviving the night. I had full clothes on and 3 puke buckets next to my bed and still in the morning I woke up puke all over me on the floor and my matresses all ruined.
My friends and I call it teleporting. Its great, you somehow end up somewhere in a situation with no recollection of the last 20 minutes but instead of thinking about it, you just go with it. I like to think this is when your mind is shutting down, but your body is still somehow carrying on
Until you wake up in a jail cell.
Yesss
As a binge drinker I really appreciate this video. Makes me feel pathetic that I can’t take one drink without eventually making it to level 7, but It’s a good reminder when I’m sober 👍
😂
HOLD UP! _Where's_ the level: 4 beers in & you get up to get the 5th but, instead you detour & grab yourself an ice cold jug of BIG water, _while_ saying, "Yeah, now THIS is what I'm talkin' 'bout!" as you start to chug it down. Why's THIS not on your little list here? Are you _not old enough_ to have discovered this level, yet... ?? Ohh, it's comin' kids, it's comin' to get you HARD! 😈 😭💀
Buddy the word your looking for is alcoholic not binge drinker
@@lowsix4940 there is different typen of alcoholism, someonoe who drinks daily. or someone who drinks on the weekends but cant stop. and gets to level 7 all the time
@@lowsix4940Binge Drinker is a Typ of alcoholic…
What you just responded is like when someone says „I drive a Mercedes“ and you respond with „no you drive a car“.
As someone who spent most of his 20s drunk puking his guts out, I second that last tip. That will save your life, NO JOKE!
I always sleep on my side. I woke up and puked once before. I made I out of bed before I did luckily.
Bro this could not have come at a better time. I'm extremely hungover lmfao. Puked my guts out last night and fell asleep in the shower for 3 hours. Rip my water bill.
oof i wish you luck on that
Lol yup just got done puking for a whole day and just was able to eat after drinking on a empty stomach 😂
dawg me yesterday. had some friends over at the cottage and next thing you know 11 twisted teas, a third bottle of smirnoff, a third bottle of kraken, a handful of white claws and other assorted coolers were split between 5 people. woke up with MOTION SICKNESS.
that means you dont know how to drink, dont drink if you dont know, i drinked spirits when i knowed about my self, my grandma gave me a meal to eat, and beer and spirit for health, i was basically drinking when i was born, i was drinking before kindergardeng and school
I’m still drunk
The "sudden urge to steal traffic cones" is the funniest thing, everytime i get this drunk i catch myself doing that
Ye we always take the traffic signs
Oh wow you're like so cool man
@@larsassinck3868 oh trust me, if here in germany these things wouldnt be so hard to get out of the ground we would take them too lmao
@@ja.spe.r2968 besonders die leuchtenden sind sehr anziehend haha
It's the best party hat!
throwing up all over the bathroom floor not being able to hit the toilett is so fkn iconic and truueee
I’ve never thrown up from drinking
@@iwatchfamilyguy You haven't drank enough.
@@Cplink420 you don’t need to drink that much to feel good imo
@@iwatchfamilyguy It doesn't feel good trust me. But still you didn't drink enough to puke was it for fun or not.
@@Cplink420 what
The recovery position is no joke. It saves lives.
The realest thing he said was “every idea becomes a good idea” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 true
Alexander the Great: **(Gets drunk)** "I think I'm gonna conquer the world and name tons of cities after myself! Nothing could possibly go wrong with the loyalty of my men!"
😶
I felt that one. 😂
Ah fuck I'm screwed
😂😂😂😂
lmao I'm definitely the runner, that feeling of sprinting down the street and none of your friends being able to catch you is invigorating as fuck
What came in your mind that you became a runner?
But why?
im a runner, but im also a man with no stamina. so i run 50m before i need to take a break, then back to running
Your comment was literally my brain when I was hanging w my friends on their birthday party🤣
My best friend is a runner, never saw someone sprinting this straight after finishing the amount of vodka he did xD.
And chasing him kinda got me into it, running drunk is fckin dope, like the feel you had as a kid when you imagined flying as you run.
As someone who has never drank and never will, this sounds like a wild adventure 😂😂
You go to sleep in Poland and wake up in Germany
It is
it really isn't worth it, but simultaneously fun as hell usually. My adventures range from throwing up inside my friend's yeezy's to somehow achieving a lobster? Like, a fully cooked lobster that I proceeded to deconstruct and eat with my hands. It was tasty
Same. As someone who refuses to get drunk, this is just so strange to think about.
@@shroomzed2947if youre ever gonna get drunk remember to drive. Its a good combo
I’m 100% sober right now and even I’m laughing at the thought of putting someone’s shoes in the fridge 😂 Banter!
Forgot level 8, when you literally start teleporting around due to blacking out / forgetting what happened in the moment. Only happened to me once but was a freaky experience. It felt like something straight out of a show, one second I would be deep in a conversation with someone and the next second I was on the complete other side of the parking lot (tailgate) doing something totally different. It was a fun time but definitely creepy and you know you went too far when you quite literally lose all control of yourself. I'm so thankful I had responsible friends around to get me home
I once got so drunk I lost my virginity and didnt even remember it. My friend told me the next day. Mentally im still a virgin but not physically
@@professorryze3739 you a victim
What you described reminds me of eiriel - the most advanced stage of high from deliriants. You become almost completely detached from reality, and a trip sitter is absolutely neccessary if you are not actively trying to die, because eiriel is like a dream - any dumb shit you do makes perfect sense to you, regardless of how dumb it is. Dont take DPH
@@professorryze3739 that’s tough bro
Had the same shit, in the morning I found out that my arm was broken lol
Stealing traffic cones, my dad got so drunk once, he stole a whole street sign whilst walking home, and was so pleased with himself as well.
When my dad was young, he and his friends stole a traffic light, took it to the bar with them and drank every time when it went green
@@marytheenchanter467 lmao 💀
@@marytheenchanter467 so, it was a battery powered traffic light?!
@@marytheenchanter467 Godly
@@UnifiedFriends yeah I think it was a temporary one used for road works
As someone who does not drink alcohol, it's always entertaining to see people go through all these levels of drunk and get lost more and more as the night progresses🤣🤣🤣
The talking in all caps thing is so true lmao.
Me and my friends got drunk on discord and recorded it because we thought it would be funny to listen back when sober, and it got to a point where we would preface everything with a loud, “WAIT WAIT WAIT” after interrupting somebody else talking. We were all operating under the assumption that what we had to say was the most important thing in the world at any given time.
so basically a standard friday call with da boys ?
My friend is like that sober… good guy though
Anyone have a discord chat ?
Who the fuck gets drunk on discord
@@monoguy5194 people who have no social skills i guess
There is an eight level. Its when you just continue drinking after level seven. At that point you won't remember anything. But people will tell you that you were lying on the floor shaking uncontrollably and vomiting all over the place. Ideally you should wake up in the hospital questioning your life choices.
Before, At level 8 i pissed all over the carpet in front of everyone
@@Boreragnorak185 once my guy friend peed in the sink to show off (?) and I felt the need to prove that girls can do it too…
Happened like 5 times to me, when drinking outside or at the pubs, almost always I wake up like 5 hours later in the morning, on my legs, walking somewhere not remembering anything past black out.
I did reach that 8th level, but didn't vomit or shake. I just straight up went into a coma.
Well my friends and me usually switch between seven and six every half an hour
Love coming back to this anytime I'm drinking
I've been somewhere between level 3 and 4, but then again, my alcohol tolerance is quite high. I was on holiday visiting the relatives and me and my father drank some beers and took shots together. Then we decided to go swimming in the countryside river in the middle of the night. We came home at about three or four in the morning to find my mother standing at the door with her arms crossed. I woke up in the morning, completely spaced out and with a pounding hangover, but somehow managed not to vomit. Fun times
I once drank an entire bottle of wine, got to at least level 5, ate a shitton of Buldak spicy chicken ramen, because I get crazy munchies when I’m drunk, sat down on the couch and just sat there, waiting for the drunken haze to subside, had my sister walk in on me, and I immediately slurred, “I’m not drunk.” even though she didn’t even ask, and promptly projectile vomited all that ramen and wine all over the living room floor. My sister just stood there, staring in horror. That’s still one of the greatest moments of shame in my life.
dude i just belly laughed hard. I am crying my own tears over here
@Jyue An depends on whether you’re a lightweight or not and how experienced of a drinker you are. This was not long after I turned 21. And it’s still not good for you to drink an entire bottle of wine in one sitting.
I got kicked out of one of the bars on campus here for being too drunk after downing 3 bottles of wine. At this bar mondays are wine night and they sell whole bottles to you.
@@poopguyfoodplace goddamn! Whole bottles, really?
AAHBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Yo, the recovery position thing is legit advice.
Always will remember one time having to stop my bud choking to death on his puke after he blacked out drunk on his birthday.
I woke up randomly at 4am and heard this weird noise while I was on my way to the bathroom and my boy was on his back on the landing literally dying.
He has no memory of me dragging him into the bathroom, draping his passed out ass over the bath and having to get my whole arm down his gullet to clear his airway and to this day I don't think he believes me but he would 100% be dead if I hadn't randomly got up when I did.
Im alive today because a high school friend of mine rolled me on my side after my first time getting shmacked on vodka. Thanks Nate. RIP the couch i passed out on though.
Wow. MVP
Why all this danger and hassle when you can smoke marijuana instead
You're a hero
Thank you for your service.
@@TalTheBest weed fucks with my head too much. I’m sure other people are the same way. There’s plenty of valid reasons to choose one over the other. Marijuana alters your perception in the way alcohol doesn’t since just it’s a central nerve depressant.
Had me giggling every 3 seconds
Getting arrested is my average level 😂 nice video, subbed
I've hit every single level and I can say....this is accurate. Also, as casually explained once said, the runners basically teleport from place to place
what video of casually explained did he say that
@@stanislav6959 Casually Explained: Alcohol
I'm a runner and i can confirm that we just teleport. at least that's all i can remember when i'm suddenly somewhere else
what about blacking out ?
@@itisalexmydudes1171 I am also a runner. For some reason it's also way easier to sprint without getting tired. I remember my second or third time drinking at my unit, we decided that it would be a good idea to beat the shit out of me with a wooden paddle as some initiation or something. One of my buddies gave me 10 seconds to start running, and drunk me thought it was a game so I started sprinting and laughing the whole time. I ran out of the barracks, out of the parking lot, and then I think I ran a quarter mile down the road, and then I ran back. I was so drunk i didn't even get tired. I tried to sneak back to my room but they caught me and carried me to the fighting pit in front of the barracks. We ended up just fighting in the pit until like 2 am. Marine Corps barracks stories are the best
“When you’re this drunk, pretty much every idea becomes a good idea”
So true 😂
Dropping some honest advice here. Kudos!
This is absolutely accurate 💯
"I probably looked cool as fuck for the first half of that backflip." 10/10 line.
That was behond funny when he said that😂😂
Also stage 7: Everything becomes a perfect bed, the Couch, the chair the desk the concrete floor, the sidewalk, some random Bush. So watch out for any runners sleeping somewhere in the cold.
I didnt sleep, but holy shit, me and my friend went outside to lay on an empty street next to the house we were drinking in, in the middle of the night. We were there for like 2 hours and it was like the best thing to do when drunk, just laying outside and staring at stars while talking about anything. I didnt sleep, but my friend drank more than me so i had to wake him up a few times and then when I realised I could not be able to wake him up later I managed to convince him to get up and we went home.
I dont know if theres anything more relaxing while ur drunk than laying on an empty street and staring at stars
Its fine as long as you can control urself to not go to sleep
@@lunecker Bro, you both could've been run over lol.
the bathroom floor is always the best in this situation however 😂
I have slept there at least twice in my life out of the 3 times I've actually been that drunk
Lmao "some random bush". Reminds me of what my friend told me, he once got very drunk and decided to take a nap in a random bush. Well cops found him, woke him up and asked where he lived. They brought him home to his father where he fell asleep. In the morning when he woke up he felt hungry and ravaged the fridge, eating all the fresh strawberries his father had. He then procedeed to vomit it all up on the floor. Worst thing was it was his father's birthday🤣🤣
Funny how your describing me
I quit drinking about 6 months ago and this brought back some memories. When I used to drink I would always reach at least level 7 if not higher and be sick as hell the next day. I don't miss it
Traffic cone one definitely relatable
The thing with traffic cones is insanely accurate.
Like every german 14yr old has a traffic sign or cones laying around
Im more of the Steals the Bar / Pub Glas Cups guy to the point that those are the only things ti drink out of in my house
@@Elitus I own 8 shotglases from 5 clubs/bars from 2 countries. never stole the big ones so far(not worth it because I have big glasses but didn't have shot glasses)
Excuse me, that is an American Tradition.
Ortsschilder are bigger than you think
I went to jail for drunk traffic cone shenanigans
I‘m usually the hammered guy, who always gets the brilliant idea to go on spontaneous adventures. One time I went for such a long walk that I saw the sun rise and when I came back home, I found out that I was walking for four hours and that I traveled more than 15 kilometers while doing so.
Damn, 15km is quite a lot🤣
@@jonas1205 I know and I stull cannot believe it, but my phone doesn't lie appearently
When u r drunk 20km feels like 1km. Totally amazing, 😂.
@@dariovega9772 It really feels like that.
Yes! I also feel the need to go, get out! Watching the sunrise is an added bonus.
I like a good shot in the morning, it really just relaxes the muscles and makes everything loose and you feel awake and good to
Nah because the talking in all caps like everything is rlly important is so relatable 😂
At level 5 I once said "I feel so athletic right now" before sprinting to jump down what I thought was 2 or 3 stairs. Turned out it was 4-5 and I pancaked face first into the cement in front of a woman and her children at 9:30pm in front of a Target
💀💀💀
when i get drunk i squat sometimes, but not in front of others, just to share with you i feel athletic too
...Did you lose any teeth? 🤔
@@dnationapocalypse I got really lucky lol. I definitely smacked my face hard but my beard mostly saved me. The majority of the landing went into my knees/ palms and those were plenty bloody. Pretty sure being all loose saved me from broken knee caps
@@Enorbs96 I don't mean to laugh but this is hilarious. I'm glad that you're ok. I'm at work but I'll tell you one of my many drunken stories a lil later. I'm at work now but it's kinda similar to yours 😂
I like to think when you are blacked out, that your guardian angel took control of your body and is trying its best to mimic you.
Always fun to hear the stories the next day
bruh why is this drug dealer literally everywhere?
It is never fun XD
Apparently for I moment when I had a black out at my New Year’s party someone sitting next to me had hiccups and apparently (don’t remember) I was telling everyone even him that he had hiccups.
Sometimes it's a demon instead
my guardian angel sucks then💀💀
the phrase "gravity works different when you're drunk" just hits different
Holy Shit ! At this point in time I'am choking on my own laughter. 10 /10 would laugh at this video again.
When I was 18, I got randomly bumped up to first class on a transatlantic flight, and got seated next to this British dude who was studying abroad for college. He also got bumped up randomly. We were both dazzled and bewildered by the bourgie accommodations, and after the plane leveled out, the flight attendants came by with champagne and mimosas, and not in those shitty plastic cups they give you in coach, neither--Fucking glass, bro. One way, or another, we discovered that we could drink all we want pro bono. We got sloshed, but not so sloshed that we failed to notice when the flight crew started ghosting our drink requests. In agreement that this would never do, we took turns "pretending" to get up to visit the lavatory, and smoothly snagging some of those neat little 5cl bottles of Johnnie Walker Black Label from the galley. We were the only passengers in our row, so the "pretending" part was basically for style. After a few trips we started getting caught raiding the galley, grabbing as many of those neat little bottles as our fists could hold, and they kept having to send us back to our seats with unparalleled patience. God bless those flight attendants, they handled our hopeless asses with dignity and restraint despite having all the cause in the world not to.
Commercial airlines beware: don't go giving the peasants any 'crazy ideas' like free booze.
Lmao
@@oppossumsarecoolI’m guessing this took place before 9/11
Something similar happened to me and a mate long time back. Keep in mind we'd already had several pints at the airport bar before boarding. We were supposed to fly out of London into Berlin. At some point the credit card reader on the flight stopped working and we cheekily got the flight attendants to keep giving us the rest of our drinks free. One tanqueray after another for a good 30-40 min. The next thing I remember was waking up in a gate in Brussels Airport. My mate woke up on a train in Leipzig; apparently I had gotten off at a connecting stop, and he had taken a wrong train out of Brandenburg airport to Leipzig.
Lies again? 1 + 3 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 1 + 6 = 7
💀💀💀💀💀tf
Dude at level 5 you’re literally invincible, there are so many things that should’ve broken my bones while drunk but I got like a bruise the next day and that was it lol
@@quirinm. you saying your meat was just hanging off the bike 🤣
Happens a lot lol. it’s bc ur body is relaxed it makes it way harder to break bones and get injured. Not sure the science but a lot of studies on it. That’s why most drunk driving accidents the drunk driver is fine bc their body is relaxed. Also heard of stories of ppl getting picked up by tornadoes and dropped with just bruises bc that stay relaxed. Pretty cool what the human body can do stay safe y’all
@asaptilla5885 yea thats actually true. when falling down, going limp is the best option to prevent serious injury for most people. for example, when a sober person falls down the stairs, on impuls the might try to catch themselves with stretched out arms, wich often leads to broken wrists/elbows. a drunk person is at the bottom of the stairs before they knew what happened to them, and often make it out with a few scratches and a nice egg on their head.
my friends and I decided it would be funny as fuck to throw fireworks at each other 😂
I remember when I was a little underage, but wanted to get drunk fast without anyone noticing. I was allowed one beer when we were camping at my uncle's farm with our family, but that quickly became 3 as I chugged them all down quickly. When the effects started kicking in, I got curious and sneaked in a swig of a whiskey bottle when no-one was looking. Well, apparently someone WAS looking, but I didn't realise it at the time.
Well long story short, instead of euphoria and the general happiness and warmness you feel in being drunk, I just got really, really sick instead... and my head started spinning wildly everytime I'd close my eyes. I sat on this foldable camping chair for a long time, moaning and groaning in pain. I swear it was the longest night ever just sitting on that chair in agony as the nausea built up. I was also incredibly tired and wanted to close my eyes, but the spins made me feel even worse and forced me to stay awake. Suddenly I just start projectile vomiting in front of everyone. I was so nauseous and messed up I didn't even feel shame in the moment. I just wanted to close my eyes and disappear from this cruel world.
I spent the entire rest of the night being babysit by my aunty who was nice enough to keep giving me water and electrolyte drinks. It was at this time I heard my uncle saying he saw me take a secretive swig of that whisky bottle. For some reason, that I did feel embarrassed over, more so than vomiting all over the floor. And then I finally was able to fall asleep inside the campervan. I woke up with no hangover feeling clear as day.
*they still make fun of me for taking that swig of the whisky bottle to this day.
Good on you for giving that survival tip at the end!!
Finally!!
A second part of "The 7 levels of high".
why do i feel like we’re related
@@OhGaaamon Ah shit.
Can't wait for "The 7 Levels of Crossfaded"
@@SomeGuy-lj5kw Its been a year daddy 🥺
I relate to this one. :)
One of the most hilarious witnessing of a Level 6 I've seen was in college. My dorm door was left open on a Friday night as you do when you're just hanging out and willing to socialize. I'm sitting there when all of the sudden one of my buddies walks up to my door and just stands in the doorway, looking back and forth. I look up at him, "you good, man?" He then turns to me with the most mischievous smile I've ever seen, slowly reaches beneath his hoodie, and pulls out a full clock that looks like ones you'd see in public places in the dorm. I'm stunned at this, as he holds it with a look of pride on his face. He then proceeds to hang it on the exit sign just down the hall and admires it before taking it back to his room. Having never reached Level 6 myself at this point, that was wild to witness.
Few years later, I swing by his new place and I see he still totally has the clock sitting among his stuff.
Cool story bro
Oh yeah! The "stealing public things" phase. Love that one. I have at least 5 objects I stole when drunk I can't rememeber where they came from.
My heart jumped real quick when I misread “clock” as “GLOCK” LMFAO
I once became piss buddies with a random guy I never met before in a bar, as we ended up at the toilet at the same time everytime. Never met him again, no idea who he was, but we were bros and we acted like we knew eachother for a decade in those moments
hell nah i am not reading allat
For me, the spinning starts at level 5. Walking straight lines is a thing of the past but dancing gets easier, not better but easier. At that level my ability to extremely inaccurately scream lyrics of the music currently playing in the background gets maximized
This was hilarious 😂😂😂
A lesson my mother always said was to never wake a sleeping drunk. I always wondered why until I had to do it. Once, we had to wake a guy who fell asleep in a chair. We spent at least 15 mins just trying to wake him and when he did wake, he went into an angered frenzy, stomping out of the house, breaking a car windshield. The other time was my sister who was out cold drunk. When she woke she put her shoes on and seemed normal at first until she walked to the door and just stopped then fell backwards and passed out. If I wasn't there behind her to break her fall she would of busted her head on tile floor. So yeah, now I know why never to wake a sleeping drunk. Thanks mom.
at least you got a heads up, I was a sleeping drunk and am not proud of it, what ever you do remember what your mother told you, it will not only save your wallet but a load of cleaning as well
But still. If you think the person might be in a cona, than trying to wake them to check it can be necissary.
@@Jonas_Albert you got a point there
@@Jonas_Albert Maybe, that would be hard to discern by looking at them while they're passed out. I can see why you'd want to check on them. Although I'd probably only do that if they hurt their head in some way while bouncing around and being ridiculous while drunk just in case they gave themselves a concussion.
I think I heard somewhere that you aren't suppose to fall asleep if you have a concussion, but you wouldn't really know until you are seen by a doctor. Although I have heard if you start vomiting after a head injury, then you most likely have a concussion and need treatment. If someone is drunk though, it would be easy to dismiss that as them being hung over/drank too much too fast. That's some dangerous territory there when trying to figure out what's going on.
@@angelaengle12 That's a myth. You can't go into a coma by sleeping with a concussion.
The only reason doctors do that is to check for brain bleeds that are not picked up on by Scans, because that could lead to a coma while sleeping, but if it really is just a concussion, than it's never dangerous to sleep. And it's only in cases of severe concussion they keep the patient awake. They keep the patient awake to check for signs of brain bleed, because that might not be picked up on if the patient is sleeping, which could result in coma or death.
but if it really is a concussion, and only a concussion, than there's no harm in sleeping. You won't go into a coma just from a cuncossion alone.
Alcohol can also cauae coma by shutting the brain down almost compleatly so only breathing, and the heart beating will contingue.
There's gotta be a level 8 there, I like to call it 'total bloody delirium'. One night I got so drunk on whiskey that I somehow convinced myself, at about 6am, that grabbing bits of tissue, throwing them on the floor and spitting on them was a solid idea and made complete sense, because in my head spitting on the floor would be dirtier (yes, for real). I also left a glass of water in the middle of the kitchen...on the floor...like a fuckin ritual to the water gods or something, it was as if rational thinking had been replaced with just intrusive thoughts, pure impulse on the daftest of levels. That's when alcohol becomes a bit scary; it is unforgiving as hell if you don't know your limits, please be safe x
Nah you definitely were on some other shit with that Whiskey to do all that. 😂
the fact that you remember that means you were prob level 5...
ive been a bartender for my whole adult life and never once have I heard some shit like this
@@budweiserbundy1525probably dark elven magic weed 😂
@@user-hu5ce3ug1w Nah, level 8 exists and I'd think its the fear stage. You've vomited already or barely fought it off, decided you went way too far, and are desperately trying to mitigate your terrible decisions. Everything feels very wrong, your heart is beating funny, your memories are collapsing together, and you really don't want to choke to death on your vomit while your bathroom is a mess because that would be embarrassing. So you stumble around the house talking to an imaginary houseguest and trying to scrub random things while filling and losing glasses of water. You lost your chance to gracefully pass out in a puddle of your bodily fluids, and now you are condemned to the long night of shakes.
Hilariously accurate. 😂
That’s just entry level stuff 😂
Hey
I'm from Poland and i can assure you that there are at least 3 or 4 more levels of being drunk. TRUST ME
drinking is a different kind of thing over here in europe xD
these americans really start drinking at 21 but drive at 16.
fcked up country
Pijany, najebany, bezdomny
I agree. The 4th one is probably death
Also s e s h
I agree. He missed Time Traveling. And the related Jumping through parallel realities.
You drop your lighter, bend over to pick it up and suddenly you are at a completely different party. Or it's the same party but all your friends hate you. Or it's the same party but it's in a completely different town, somehow.
I've only ever been horrendously drunk one time, and it was quite scary to not feel in control of my body. It was almost dissociative, like someone else was throwing up on the bedroom floor, and I sat there like "oh, I guess that just happened, huh?" I remember trying to apologise, but no actual words came out. My mind was fine - I sat there as my friend called a taxi psyching myself up to not throw up in it, and trying to will my muscles to cooperate.
Not an experience I particularly cared for.
And people still don't think alcohol is a drug lmao
Stay Halal bro
@@thefridge7335 if you weigh the health risks its one of the mist dangerous drugs there is
@@myfairlady343 facts.
@@thefridge7335 still nothing beats the feeling of being drunk in my opinion
Its so funnt to watch thsi while drunk
legend says that man's shoes is still in there to this day
“Blackout” is usually what i call level 7, probably gonna piss yourself, definitely gonna wake up with bruises, not gonna remember where your shoes are or why you are now single. Happens to me about once a year, usually at the end of summer or during the holidays. Definitely recommend having one buddy around who you trust with your life, bc odds are, your life will be in their hands
Had to save my friends ass from the cops when he would get drunk
not to forget: If you somehow manage to get back home and into your bed, theres a high chance you fall asleep with clothes on. You know it was a good night when you wake up in your sweaty jeans and hoodie
@@JeniusJeph threw my buddy through a glass sliding door when the cops came in through the front door once. We both started hopping walls to evade capture, but his dumbass went left instead of backwards and had to hop 6 walls instead of 2. We met up the next day and his arms, knees and back were all tore up from sloppy wall hopping and pieces of glass trapped in his hoodie. He was still grateful tho
@@billymays8274 my mate was so confused the next day why his entire body hurt and why he had random cuts in his shins. It wasn't a fun night especially when he tried hitting on some girls and making them uncomfortable.
Definitely recommend not doing drugs
Hilarious yet lifesaving. Health class should have been like this.
Fuckin right!! Hahahahah
What's life saving here?
@@thefridge7335 uh nah definitely not the part where he mentions to fall asleep in the recovery position so you don’t you know vomit in your sleep and choke on it til you die
@@ethan2436 maybe call an ambulance instead of trying to "sleep off" alcohol poisoning
@@thefridge7335 yeah wait for an ambulance while you are choking to death
funniest shit ive seen all day. this man deserves an award
I remember the early days when I started drinking. One time I reached that 6th stage where balance suddenly doesn't exist anymore, and as I stood up to go to bed I immediately lost my footing and came crashing down, face first, into the side of my coffee table.
Fortunately, my limp body meant I didn't hurt myself, and pain didn't exist either at this stage, so after realizing what had just happened I just got back up and went to bed. The next day, I didn't even have a headache or anything.
I don't wanna say that I've got a thick head, but I certainly don't have a glass jaw.
My biggest problem is that I have a bonus level 7, when I unlock this one, I start playing hide-and-seek by myself and my friends have no choice but to find me but I usually fall asleep first.
One day, I hid in a bar and woke up the next day locked in because my friends couldn’t find me.
Now I wear an AirTag as a necklace so they can ring me up or geolocate me 😂
geocaching with your buds takes on a whole new meaning
Hahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahaha
one time i went asleep in the rain in my friends backyard and they found me after 2h
same thing for me my friends lost me at bar and got back couple hours later after looking thru the streets a bit ...they called the cops and stuff and hospital all in our living room /...meanwhile iw as passed out behind the couch ...i woke up and stood up all whats going on ...there all LIKE WTF AARE U KIDDING ME...they were there for an hour and were still talking about where i could be when i just popped up..like 8 people haha
no way airtag necklaces
I like how when he does the backflip, it shows him doing a front flip instead, showing how drunk he really is.
Love this
"Would you like to see my bionicle collection?" had me in stitches.
Sudden urges to steal traffic cones, that one hits home. 😂
Another good tip: Get to know your own tolerance, especially if you want to try crossfading. Not going to go into great detail but the first time I got faded I was blackout drunk first. I stepped through a doorway and the next thing I new it was 36 hours later, I was in a hospital bed, and I was still drunk. Later learned I had, after consuming about 40 ounces of vodka (which is the only part I remember), I popped a couple shrooms, smoked a couple bowls, had another 12 ounces, and proceeded to start dying of alcohol poisoning about twenty minutes later. If falling down when I passed out hadn't made me so nauseous that I hurled, I would have flatlined within the next hour or two.
Anyway party on dudes
Jesus Christ
Bro
Yeah man you did a *little* more than some crossfading, I think.
Just the alcohol alone was a bit much, but then throwing two bowls AND shrooms on top was definitely the wrong move.
Glad you're still alive to tell the tale, though.
God himself saved u on that one holy shit
Holy fuck dude; you're either built different or very lucky
If you’ve ever accidentally slipped into hysterical emotional drunk, you know how weird of a place it is 😂😂😂😂
yup i almost died once during on of those. got so upset i almost threw myself infront of a speeding truck.
I’ve had a few times where I got emotional and just started crying 😂
I once felt Drunk as a kid. It felt like level 3
This is GREAT
Was at level 6 once and locked myself in my car outside while I was on the phone with my ex. It was blizzarding out. I was laying upside down with my face underneath the steering wheel and my feet in dangling over the backseat.
My buddy, who was a level 7 champ, came out with a hammer and threatened to smash the window open and drag me out. I learned that I was good at calling bluffs while under the influence.
It didn’t work out with my ex.
Was worth it.
WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭
Your friend= legend
Omg what a wild story. 😂
Good man.
The safety cone thing spoke to my core. I have a collection of "repurposed" cones, signs, and reflective barriers that drunk me likes to find.
I go from 1 to 7 cause I drink vodka and it's all fun and games, untill the entire bottle kicks in at once 😂😂😂
Falling asleep on your back when you're absolutely goober schmacked might actually kill you this is real, solid advice.
The traffic cone thing really hit home. I once woke up surrounded by them and asked my friend why he stole a bunch of traffic cones because i didnt get the joke. Apparently i rode a bike up to our high school and snatched as many of them as i could from the drivers ed parking lot then when i got home i pretended to be a homicide victim. Idk if hes lying or not but thats so godamn specific i just kinda have to believe its true.
i did that sober.
I really hate dealing with hangovers and headaches from alcohol, so I deliberately stop once I get between level two and three, its the golden spot for feeling good and not risking any complications lol
cheers mate me too. the day i realized i had the power to NEVER get sick from alcohol again (and sick from embarrassment, as I also feel very uncomfortable if I don't behave correctly) -- that was a good day.
Protip- eat a bowl of ramen while you're drunk, along with drinking a shitton of water. The salt and carbs in ramen are my go to hangover prevention. I drink to level 6 not infrequently and almost never have hangovers beyond a mild one hour headache
If you drink a little more every-time u can reach higher levels and not get hangovers it’s pretty fun!
@@mslvc2011Yea dude I realized i cannot control what I do when Im drunk. I tend to say stupid shit and start fights when I drink even tho im a super chill guy.
Once at a party I got to the level 7. I drank so much tap water that I didn't feel a bit of hangover the next day.
Just have more water and you'll be fine.
Levels expert here, checks out
In Denmark, we also have a specific term for "Breaking the seal". We call it "Døds-pisset", which translates to "(The) death piss".
As someone who used to drink heavily in my 20's, this video was spot on and incredibly entertaining. Well done sir.
Edit: this comment section has alot of pretty funny stories. Could spend hours here just going through them.
i can smell you
Not anymore I guess
So sad.
Just got back here. Huh, looks like someone deleted everything haha
he meant the comment section not the replies
Once drank so much vodka in a short amount of time that my vision was blurry and I was shaking. It was mad, I eventually threw it all up and was basically sober after that. I learnt my limit that day
I got blackouts and found myself on the ground. Scary. No puking just passing out right in the middle of doing something. I drank 11 units I'm 8 stones. I'm an alcoholic had 2 last week. Vodkas dangerous. I drank it over 4 hours nope I was gone.
this was me last night, i saw more clearly without my glasses than i did with glasses it was so disorienting
remember that alcohol poisoning is a real thing and people die from it
Yeah it can give you the shakes really bad. My older brother and some American both took a 5 shots of Dick Kickers, which is 98% alcohol volume. My brother spent the night shaking half asleep in a corner, other guy went to use the toilet and ended up shitting himself then falling asleep
Bro I’ve been way passed level 7 😂 glad I don’t drink anymore
Definitely between 2 and 3 now😂
This is the most important video on the internet.
"Do you want to see my Bionicle collection" and "I'm a virgin haha" are both things I legitimately say when I'm drunk
I used to sleep a lot on the couch in my room, one day after drinking an very large amount of alcohol I was feeling a bit funny (never vomited from alcohol ever) so I decided it was time to go to bed. When I woke up my vomit was everywhere. I don't know if I was conscious when I vomited or not because I was quite literally laying in it. It was even on the floor behind my head and when I woke up (must have slept in it for like 7 hours straight) I legit had to think for over a minute to realize what I was seeing. Yeah ever since that I haven't slept feeling that way before laying a tactical barf.
If multiverse theory is right then there are probably a lot of universes where I died from that specific occasion.
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Yeah this has happened to me once and vomit was all over my walls and shit. Lucky neither of us choked on our own vomit or something
The phase when you “can’t see”. It’s like your eyes can’t focus on anything, THATS when I know I need to call it quits lol
i'm on level 5 now and what you said just is so true
No joke, that last advice could save someone’s life. Good job man and ty for the vid hahah
It's the only thing I focus on lol. Woke up in the morning on the floor with puke all over my room. Still in the same postion just 3m from my bed where I last remember my self in.
The amount of "allegedly" stolen things I have in my garage is a true testament to how drinking and stealing are correlated.
Stay Halal bro
Jesus...
I have felt all levels and all of these have been relevnant at some point, watching this video has completely cheered me up as I have been laying down in the dark with my ears ringing after getting back home, also once you got to the stripper pole section I'd like to mention that I didn't just get down on the stripper pole but actually hung of it and fell straight on my back which I then had to deal with for two weeks, yes getting drunk is stupid, and I actually hurt all over after every night out.
P.s, it took me a long time to correct this comment and make sure it made sence.
"socially lubricated"
That's a term for the mental dictionary XD
All I’m thinking when I get drunk is “I need to get to operable heavy machinery now!” and “Why am I not behind I a wheel right now!”
That is not a good trait to have
Lmao
@@athiefinthenight6894 💀💀💀
At no point will I ever say I'm too sloshed to drive. It scares me
@@styre did you just confess?
in denmark my friends and i refer to breaking the seal as “dødspisset” literally translating to the death piss
Cool nickname
I think everyone does. Everyone I drink with says that.
Damn, the idea of stealing traffic cones is genius! Even while sober!
I have no clue how this video ended up in my recommendations, but I have no regrets on watching it.