❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
Over 10 years on and this video is still every bit as entertaining and hilarious as it was when I first saw it The pace of the editing, the selection of quotes, the meta-humor created by having certain quotes in succession. Perfection.
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
I don’t know why people say he’s a bad actor. He’s a brilliant actor. His accent does give some hilarity to what he says, but I don’t think anybody else can carry his lines with the same conviction, timing, tone, expression or camp.
Was watching new “Arnold” documentary on Netflix… after the first episode, I knew I needed to come here and hear all his one liners again😂. 13yrs old and still amazing. LEGEND
Arnold is actually one of the greatest actors of all time. He does action movies better than nearly everyone. And he is very good at comedy. What a legend.
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
He did such an amazing job with Terminator 2 that I seriously doubt anyone else can pull it off. He really plays the role so well that you can see the difference in demeaner and acting. James Cameron really knows how to set the tone and atmosphere just by directing Arnold's acting.
Still listening to this a decade later. Why? Two reasons: 1. It's awesome, Arnie is awesome and will always be the awesome one-liner actor of our generation. 2. My son was born today and what have we named him? ARNIE, of course! IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
Just imagine what the world would be like, if early in Arnold's career, Arnold had listened to the Agents who were telling him to get rid of his accent otherwise he wouldn't land any major movie roles.
I grew up watching his movies dubbed in my language, except for Terminator, where he's supposed to sound like a robot, I guess,:and to be honest I didn't understand why English speaking people considered him a bad actor; then I watched his movies in English and the accent became apparent, but, it still doesn't bother me at all.
He is a humble person, that worked his ass off. He didn't care about appearing inteligent, he did what he was told, and he did it perfectly, he just fit the bill. He is a live action hero, with all his flaws.
People told him he couldn't make it as a bodybuilder... he not only made it as a bodybuilder, he became the face of bodybuilding and still is. People told him he'd never make it as an actor... he became the biggest actor in the world for a 10-year period and is the greatest action star of all time. People told him he'd never make it in politics... He became governor of California, as a Republican no less. Arnold is the most inspiring human being of the last 100 years.
AND he's loyal / grateful to those who helped him. He told a story about appearing in Red Sonja. Di laurentus called and asked him if he'd consider being in this movie, and Arnold said he dropped everything and flew there as soon as he could. He said he owed almost everything to that man and was happy to have a chance to help him.
@@mikepuppetz9 He had was huge in Hollywood from 1982 to about 2003 , right before he became a governor. That's over 20 years of hit movies coming out.
Arnie was a smart ass.Pure alpha he had the genetics from the beginning as the day progressed he became more loved and more confident. He is humble, but to competitors he was nightmare.He was extremely manipulative and plays a lot of mind games. Ask Lou ferrigno he still has nightmares of Arnie.
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
They do have a line in MK between Jhonny cage and Jax and if i recall correctly is in MK iX Jhonny says - "You son of a bitch" Then salutes jax. Its a parody of the scene in predator.
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
Pepole what you witnessed from Arnold in your lifetime you will never experience again.. No one will ever come Close.. The man was the most likable guy ever ..
My dad is 68, I'm 37 and we both turn into little kids when we watch this. 😄Just laugh our asses off. My mom rolls her eyes, she can't stand Arnold. Sacrilege I say!! He's a legend!! 🤘
I just watched the REACT channel's "Do College Kids Know 80s Action Movies?". After being shown the poster for The Terminator, one of the reactors said the following: "What? This is Arnold Schwarzenegger..... the governor. I don't know this movie, and I didn't know he acted." Let that sink in for a moment.
Lens Perspective oh my god I always thought he said _“flans”_ like as in plural of *Flan* so I just imagined Arnie’s penis like a snake slurping up Flan i don’t even know why hahahaha It makes sense “blondes” because that was his wife in the movie
"Into The Boat" "Into The Tunnel" "GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA!!" Wow. What a lineup!😂 Edit: Wow! 😮 I did not expect that I will have these many likes!! Thanks guys!
Arnold will forever be the goat of action stars. He has such a good sense of humour, especially when poking fun at himself or playing into his shticks.
"I suppose nothing hurts you."
"Only pain."
9:14
Hector Bundles lmao that was so funny
Technically, he’s not wrong.
XD Gold 👍
Reminded me of avengers:
-"But you'll die!!"
-Thor: Only if it kills me
one of the most important videos in youtube history
Universal history*
I'm not shitting on you.
Have to agree. It's impossible not feel good after seeing this. GET TO DA CHAPPAAAAA
Daniel Pletikosić It is on my favorite list and I watch it twice a week. Doctor’s orders.
Should be in the important videos playlist.
I feel like Arnold never gets enough credit for how expressive his face is.
LeaveDenbyAlone facts
Big facttt
Ands that's a fact
In the 80s and 90s? Sure
Now after plastic surgery and the passage of time? Nah
Wel in true lies he nailed everything but his most well known roll (terminator) he played very well because he keeps a straight face all the time
12 years later, its still a classic
It's a classic for him. He's done very much for the movie world.
It's immortal now
13 years*
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
My favorite one is
We’re married
**bang**
Consider that a divorce.
Costs less money
@@AimeranCS lol
considedadadivorce
1:52
@@AimeranCS you got that right
“I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy!”
This might be one of the greatest quotes of all time
*look to the left*
"You think this is the real Quade ? hahaha"
*looks back to the guy*
"It is"
@ can confirm this doesnt work in court
"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your gaddamn spine!"
Ive used it while working the doors lol
I'm the 1,100th like! 👍🏻
"You, are not you. You are me."
"No shit."
"That's right, Peter. I'm you and you're me and this is a gun."
"Hahahahaha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is!"
"See you at the party, Richter!"
"What the fuck!? what the fuck did I do wrong?"
"You killed my mother! you killed my father! you killed my people! you took my father's sword!"
I'm old enough to remember when this video wasn't age-restricted
Same
“You are a stupid”
Everyone says that Arnold is a horrible actor, but the irony is that his lines are entertaining purely due to his delivery.
Who even said arnold is a horrible actor
Nowendern YT well kill em
@@kingkaiju164 *terminate them
Fuck the people who say arnold sucks lets create skynet to track down these mfs
@@gabrielramos4525 People behind the keyboard, you know the drill, they always better that anyone else
he should win an oscar, just for being arnold.
d0ntreply Bullshit! Ahnold can't win an oscah, he's too busy killing people and getting to da choppa!
d0ntreply You should get one too for being a moron.
At least i have a mother ya piece of smelly pondlife.
note to self NEVER piss off arnold
d0ntreply There should be the arnold schwarzenegger award
Whatever this man says..that turns into a quote
***** Ofcourse I Will Kill..i am the terminator
Everything you say can also be quoted 😎
Umar Abdullah Lol thx ;)
+The Terminator No Problem Mr. Terminator.
Umar Abdullah :D
Over 10 years on and this video is still every bit as entertaining and hilarious as it was when I first saw it
The pace of the editing, the selection of quotes, the meta-humor created by having certain quotes in succession. Perfection.
Was thinking the same thing, this video was so ahead of it's time
Agreed ! "What have you been feeding this thing?
"Blondes." 😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously. Gold standard for what a compilation video should be.
@@DealerCamel very good point. I was just thinking how awesome it would be if there was one of these for other legendary actors
I remember I searched this when I was like 8 years old in the basement on the wii, because it had RUclips. I was hiding it from my parents 😂
"...I'm pregnant"
" It might be a tumor"
"IT'S NOT A TUMAAAHHH"
Only if it’s delivered by cesarean.
Happy Removal Day, Tumor Baby.
Jon the Wolf chill out, dickwad
Connor Treweeke
Your emotions are wrecking your flow
Sir Apple I see you watch ERB as well. A man of culture I see.
Arnold: Get to the boat!
Arnold: Get in the tunnel!..
Arnold: *_gEt tO ThE cHoPpA!!!!_*
get your ass to mars!
*Get down*
@@jiggy2401 GEHT DAAOOWN
Hahahah I went straight at the comments when he said that🤣👍
NOooOooOOOWWWW
"If it bleeds, we can kill it..." Such a classic movie line
You are not you.....
You are me😂
“You think this is the real Quade?...it is”
@@kellyweingart3692 Boollshit
“Get your ass to Mars”
“What the fuck?!...what the fuck did I do wrong?!”
"crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women" Words to live by.
“To crash your enemeez, zee dem driven before you, and to heer da lamendationz of der wemen”.
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
@@therightarmofthefreeworld4703?
@@josepoika5388 I trust no one
Arnold is the undisputed king of one liners in film history
Luke Bullen true
Thats because he is from Austria
Luke Bullen *Obi-wan and Spiderman intensifies*
I prefer dad jokes to one liners 🤣
I don’t know why people say he’s a bad actor. He’s a brilliant actor. His accent does give some hilarity to what he says, but I don’t think anybody else can carry his lines with the same conviction, timing, tone, expression or camp.
I have never heard anyone say he is a bad actor.
who said he is a bad actor
By now there's a number of people who didn't even watch these movies, they just heard about the memes and you know how it goes.
Bad actor? This guy is a living legend. I'll mourn his death even more than my own family😂😂
No you wont,because Arnold cant die.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
he”ll be bacc.
But most importantly
Macc
Macc Macc Macc
MAC! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACC!
Omg this was good!! 😂😎🏍
Shas'O Swoll
I’m going after Mac. You just hold that damn chopper.
0:30
Get to the chopper because they have cookies
This is why Arnold transcends all the other action heroes. Even if his film has improbable scenes, you'll still be rewatching it many times.
The way he says "bullshit" is so fucking satisfying!
''Burrshit.''
Toby Gunn "I am not shitting on you."
"It's all bohlshet! Awl of it! You sall us out!"
Bowl shit
With his austrian accent
We are so lucky to have lived in the arnold era 🙏🏻
❤
That man is a treasure.
Yeh
Arnie is the best.
so true......
“What have you been feeding this thing?”
“Blondes”
I have to try that line
The Joker Always thought he said he said "plants"
The Joker but first u need to be hot enough for the girl to grab u there😂
Where does he say that?
@@saul5_973 1:08
I always thought he said 'buns', implying it was like an elephant's trunk
Was watching new “Arnold” documentary on Netflix… after the first episode, I knew I needed to come here and hear all his one liners again😂. 13yrs old and still amazing. LEGEND
Same haha
Arnold is actually one of the greatest actors of all time. He does action movies better than nearly everyone. And he is very good at comedy. What a legend.
Accurate
I’ve seen action movies much better than his. I still love his films
@@amuroray9115 Don't kid yourself, Terminator 2 is the best action movie ever.
@@YousCouz no. But it’s damn good
@@amuroray9115 I'm curious, what's your top 3 favorite action movies then?
2:02 Arnold: I'm pregnant.
A kid: It might be a tumor.
Arnold: It's not a tumor!
Crich 64 *Tumah
ICHTS NAGHT A TOOMAH!
Take your toy bacc to duh cahpit!
It's nawt a tumah!!!
@@hazzard1574 😆😆
- I suppose nothing hurts you?
- ONLY PAIN.
Everything Arnold says should be written down in ALL CAPS
my favorite one.
pain don't hurt
His best one.
N O S H I T
1:54 "Consider that a divorce" 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed way harder than I should have done at this
That happen when Maria left him.
I always thought "'til death do us part" woulda been better
2:51 como esta? 🤣
@@CaustikTX That particular one tickled my Hispanic funny bone lol.
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
Jesus. He is a one-liner machine. Every time he talks, you just love what he says. He will always be my favourite action star.
He is the reason, action stars even exist.
Well, He IS Schwarzenator !!!
it's crazy that he and sylvester stalone existed in the same sphere at the same time. an insane age of cinema
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
: "I'm pregnant"
Kid: "It might be a tumor."
: "It's not a tumah."
splicing movies together, but it's funny!
Job Buenaagua it’s not a tumah
That would make more sense
@@Tw1tchYt at all
Correct it is testiculare cancer
1:43 Into the boat... into the tunnel...
GET TO THE CHAPPAAAAH!!!!😂😂😂
LMAO
MobileGaming Pewdiepie copyright
@@PrMCP ?
MobileGaming Pastor More Coming Papa
Put that cookis down!!!
He did such an amazing job with Terminator 2 that I seriously doubt anyone else can pull it off. He really plays the role so well that you can see the difference in demeaner and acting. James Cameron really knows how to set the tone and atmosphere just by directing Arnold's acting.
“I did nothing, Pavement was his enemy”
Why did I find this funny??
Because the pavement really was his enemy
I laughed out loud so much at that line. Totally forgot about it existing
It's a goodline though even in reality
Is the floor okay?
Scratch Acid I also don't know , why did you?
01:26 "-I suppose nothing hurts you. - Only pain"
@@arjundev8090 *Braunschweiger.
my nigga
HAHAHAHA my all time favourite one-liner in cinematic history
Not for chuck Norris
0:58
"You got a lot of nerves showing your face around here, Houser"
"Look who's talking"
QUEEN ZING whats the movie?
Still listening to this a decade later. Why? Two reasons:
1. It's awesome, Arnie is awesome and will always be the awesome one-liner actor of our generation.
2. My son was born today and what have we named him? ARNIE, of course!
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
How's arnie doing?
"You've got alot of nerve showing your face around here"
"look who's talking"
he said it right when I read it. I love this
What movie was that
@@insertnamehere1576 maybe total recall?
Wow I watched the video too!
Dragon Of The Void It’s Total Recall. I just watched it recently.
1:44
“Into the boat!”
“Into the tunnel!”
“GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!”
“You Did Not Make It Victor!”
"Sweetheart,we're married"
Consider It A Divorce
@@Koyle21 Hello PewDiePie(?)
One of us is in deep trouble (Pewdiepie looks at T series sub count)
Just imagine what the world would be like, if early in Arnold's career, Arnold had listened to the Agents who were telling him to get rid of his accent otherwise he wouldn't land any major movie roles.
Thank god he didn't
John Smithee yeah.. lots of people want foreigners to lose their accents. Sounds like they need to train their ears better..lazy butts huh
Or a world where Stallone wasn't aloud to play Rocky.
He wrote Rocky's script. He pitched it for at least 3 years during which he was almost broke. That would have been truely lame.
I grew up watching his movies dubbed in my language, except for Terminator, where he's supposed to sound like a robot, I guess,:and to be honest I didn't understand why English speaking people considered him a bad actor; then I watched his movies in English and the accent became apparent, but, it still doesn't bother me at all.
He’s just simply one of a kind. Nobody else has ever been like him.
"God doesn't want you to go in there"
"Then god shouldn't have killed my dog."
best one in my opinion.
Gear Shift John Wick: Chapter 5
WolfsbaneFilms yes
John Wick
I can't ruin the 420 likes
469 now...😂
He is a humble person, that worked his ass off. He didn't care about appearing inteligent, he did what he was told, and he did it perfectly, he just fit the bill. He is a live action hero, with all his flaws.
People told him he couldn't make it as a bodybuilder... he not only made it as a bodybuilder, he became the face of bodybuilding and still is.
People told him he'd never make it as an actor... he became the biggest actor in the world for a 10-year period and is the greatest action star of all time.
People told him he'd never make it in politics... He became governor of California, as a Republican no less.
Arnold is the most inspiring human being of the last 100 years.
AND he's loyal / grateful to those who helped him. He told a story about appearing in Red Sonja. Di laurentus called and asked him if he'd consider being in this movie, and Arnold said he dropped everything and flew there as soon as he could. He said he owed almost everything to that man and was happy to have a chance to help him.
@@mikepuppetz9 He had was huge in Hollywood from 1982 to about 2003 , right before he became a governor. That's over 20 years of hit movies coming out.
Arnie was a smart ass.Pure alpha he had the genetics from the beginning as the day progressed he became more loved and more confident.
He is humble, but to competitors he was nightmare.He was extremely manipulative and plays a lot of mind games.
Ask Lou ferrigno he still has nightmares of Arnie.
Did you say Arnold is humble? Lol
- "I'm pregnant."
- "It might be a tumor."
- "IT'S NOT A TUMOR! It's not a tumor! At all!"
That was so perfectly edited!
Peter Andreev indeed xD
it's naaaht a toomuh!
@@hmnanda bullshit
5:32 I can't stop repeating this
4:59 I can’t stop repeating this
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
2:02 “I’m pregnant”
Kid: It might be a tumor
“ITS NOT A TUMOR”
The scene goes so well.
ITS NAWT A TOOMAR
But tell me first...
Why are you gae? And do you recognize some of these things here? 🥒🥖🥕🌶️🥦🍌
naht a tumoh, atol
i was searching your comment haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Movie: “Chill out Dickwad”
Mortal Kombat: “Chill out Jax”
Dangit, Cage turned on his learning computer
Nice seeing you around these parts biased spook
They do have a line in MK between Jhonny cage and Jax and if i recall correctly is in MK iX
Jhonny says - "You son of a bitch" Then salutes jax.
Its a parody of the scene in predator.
Cage turned on your learning computer
What did cage teach you to call me
The part where she is like
"What you been feeding this thing"
*Arnold looks down then looks up again*
"Blondes"
Oh he says blondes i always thought he said plants
Lmao this whole time I thought he said “Flans” as in plural of flan 🍮
I thought he said bonds
Never understood what he said that's jokes🤣🤣🤣
@@porch8370 ouch
From time to time, I always find a moment to comeback and watch this masterpiece.
It never gets old. 😎
As a species we've made a grave mistake. We didn't make a Duke Nukem movie starring this man.
omg your right
I doubt that Arnold will be willing anymore
no shit he's old now but young arnold would have been perfect
if they make an animated movie they sure cast Jon St. John for the voice acting thing, cuz you know, hes the official voice of the duke
MezzoForte4 right
"Get to the boat! Into the tunnel! GET TO THA CHOPPA!!!"
1:43
This so halarious
Enough talk!
+Pendie Pie Ya, just get your @** TO THA CHOPPA
*shotgun pump* *shotgun shot* "I'm the party poopa. " GET TO THA CHOPPAAA!!!"
2:01
"I'm pragnent"
"It might be a tumor"
Perfectly timed editing right there
Did you mean "toomah"? 😁
Iss not a toomahh!!!
Testicle Toomaaahhh In a Nutshell !!!
12 years later, still one of my favorite videos of all time
"I suppose nothing hurts you"
"Only pain"
I died here
Hahahha
ROFL xD
From pain?
@@canadiancanucklehead8310 The pain comes from laughing too much
❤❤❤YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR DEATH IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, AND TRUST IN HIM WITH ALL YOUR HEART, BECAUSE HE ATONED FOR YOU FOR ALL YOUR INSULTS, THAT YOU WOULD OBTAIN PEACE WITH ALMIGHTY GOD, AND GO TO HEAVEN BY HIS GRACE!!!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤!!!❤❤❤
Me on a test: Right?
Teacher: Wrong?
Me: *gets shot*
Priceless
Teacher: you can't do that 😮
Me: *_WRONG_* **BLAM!!*
Arnold Schwarzenegger is his own franchise, I swear
5:06😂😂👍
He's his own genre, god damn it.
Every line from this video is engraved into my brain. I can't believe it's already 11 years old.
Arnold in Terminator-badass unstoppable robot.
Arnold in other movies “Put the cookie down!”
Luke Skywalker
And we love him either way.
Subzero is now plain zero
NOOOOOW!
"No, I am not shitting on you."
Etor Christie XD
6:41 “He molested, murdered and mutilated her...” Arnies in unison : “Cool”
This video never fails to put a smile on my face after all these years
This could be the best thing on RUclips. Arnold could be the most quotable actor that ever lived.
+Atlink AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
I love you Ryuko 😘
+Matt Larsen that's sad
That's REALLY sad
He Molested, Murdered, And Mutilated Her....
COOL! :3
"You should not drink....and bake." The Terminator.
that wasnt the terminator
I know...
yelistener nope
@kurama, You dumb shit get educated and spot jokes instead of embarrassing yourself here.
Raw Deal
He will be back.
No man...... "He'll Be Back"
Guod Pthon"She'll be back."
:D
F-ckyou Gogledeckheads
F U A H ......
He's back.
Poland Ball
as he said...... I'll be back .......
The entire thing is pure gold from beginning to end
Pepole what you witnessed from Arnold in your lifetime you will never experience again.. No one will ever come Close.. The man was the most likable guy ever ..
Wait did he pass away?
@Habitual line stepper And even the only person in his father country who made it to hollywood
He broke through doing soft porn didn't he 🤔
@@ahhwe-any7434 nah that was Stallone 😅
Why the fuck not
We should take a DNA sample of him so we can clone another one when he dies. ARNOLD IS IMMORTAL!
Darth Playroom the Wise he'd probabbly just end up killing those that cloned him... again.
Ironic.
Darth Playroom the Wise
His maid was doing it for him
Darth Playroom the Wise that is the smartest thing ever
“Who is your daddy and what does he do”
Dad: “I’m a cybernetic organism”
😂🤖👍🏽
Living tissue over metal end-ah-skeleton
This guy is a living meme box.
The whole world will be soo sad when he will be gone.
Arnold is a friggin’ legend
Her: nothing hurts you
Him: only pain.
Gave me a good chuckle
5:46
“Who are you?”
“I’m the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger: *breathes*
Me: Damn, that's iconic
LMAOO
Lol
"I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy" that one will never get old for me
My dad is 68, I'm 37 and we both turn into little kids when we watch this. 😄Just laugh our asses off. My mom rolls her eyes, she can't stand Arnold. Sacrilege I say!! He's a legend!! 🤘
Shes just mad she could never find out what he's been feeding that thing
"Enough talk!" throws a knife into the guards guts
"Stick around"
+Tcrumpen xD
This I can get behind.
"The guy shouldn't have killed my dog."
John Wick's spiritual predecessor
XD lol
“My name is John Kimble, and I love my car”
Haha the guys told him that God doesn’t want him to go in there so
He says, “then God shouldn’t had killed my dog.”
I read this at the moment of that of the video
I just watched the REACT channel's "Do College Kids Know 80s Action Movies?". After being shown the poster for The Terminator, one of the reactors said the following: "What? This is Arnold Schwarzenegger..... the governor. I don't know this movie, and I didn't know he acted." Let that sink in for a moment.
I'm honestly dissapointed.
Either that guy is mentally retarded or has been locked in a room without a tv or internet for all his life.
It's a girl
If i was his teacher i would fail him
“STOP CHEERING ME UP
Think the fact Arnold can deliver the lines with such a straight face caps them off nicely.
"Whatcha been feeding this thing?"
"Blondes"
Lens Perspective oh my god I always thought he said _“flans”_ like as in plural of *Flan* so I just imagined Arnie’s penis like a snake slurping up Flan i don’t even know why hahahaha
It makes sense “blondes” because that was his wife in the movie
1:08 "Blondes." LOL
1:10. What have you been feeding this thing?
Blondes. 😆
I always thought he said bonds.
Seige CJ thought he said plants
Wait, it’s not moms? awww 😔
My favorite has to be “You think this is the real Quaid? It is”
Tf2 Spies tho
What movie is that
The timing of that line is so perfect. I think it’s one of his best bits of acting ever
*weapon fire
Can't get tired of this video. Arnold is the best.
I love his quotes. They are the best.
"Into The Boat"
"Into The Tunnel"
"GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA!!"
Wow. What a lineup!😂
Edit: Wow! 😮 I did not expect that I will have these many likes!! Thanks guys!
And the line after too
1:43
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Now!
this is the most hillarious one hahah
“What have you been feeding this thing?”
*Blondes* 😂
Lmao
😂😂😂
ahahahahahahha best line ever
He was referring to his blonde wife that he later killed in doing so created another iconic line!
I thought he said “plants”.
PUT DAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!!!
Ya fiyahd.
I was so worried that wasn't going to make it into the list lol.
+KiraGameplay you stole L's cookies!!!
KiraGameplays Its not a TUMAH!!!!
KiraGameplays CO2CaNIUM there is a quote and a chemical formula
How can I keep returning to this and still find it as refreshingly hilarious 13 years later?
3:20 to be or not to be... NOT TO BE.
I'm feel so proud to say that Arnold Schwarzenegger presented me Hamlet.
Spot
"The pavement was his enemy!"
Thomasville Weeden 9جص
Thomas Weeden lol
Lmao
in america, he should have said sidewalk
"What the hell did you do that for, man?!"
"I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy!"
Good Lord, I'm dying here! What a fantastic response! xD
What movie was that??
The movie was: Twins (1988).
I need to start saying that! XD
this one killed me!
I was watching this 12 years ago now it’s 2023
“Put that cookie down!!!”
"Now!"
me to the kitchen: I'll be back
Get to the CHOPPAAAA
NOW!!!
Put dat cooke down, meow!
"My name is John Cimble.....and I love my car"
That was badass
what movie was that?
+bigace89s kindergarden cop
+bigace89s Kindergarten cop
It is with k not c
9:29 The only thing i was waiting for.
Best quote of the man's acting career.
@@thetman0068 no way
9:30 actually
Yes!!! Put the cookie down, now!!!!
"Hey, you wanna be a farmer?"
"Here's a couple of acres"
Fuckin genius
Somebody: Arnold Schwarzenegger is the least iconic actor I've ever seen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: talk to the hand.
yeah that was so cringe the way he did it...
Your fired
I'll be back!
Arnold's accent is such a blessing, for him and literally everyone else
Alex Bacon indeed
TAKE IT BACK!!!
@@ophhate Stick around
It’s not a *TOOMAH*
"Who are you?"
"The Famous Comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger"
"I've seen you before...you're the asshole on TV!!!"
"Consider this a divorce "😂😂😂😂
That's your wife?
What a b**ch!
Reporter: Arnold can u give us a quote from ur movie.
Arnold: uurhaaaawwaaahh
Reporter: .... breathtaking
Arnold: You are breathtaking
@@w04h Keanu Reeves: no YOU are breathtaking
Arnold Schwarzeneger
The god of one liners
Obi wan is next in lane, but Arnie is the king
"I suppose nothing hurts you."
"Only pain."
xD
Arnold will forever be the goat of action stars.
He has such a good sense of humour, especially when poking fun at himself or playing into his shticks.