Chemistry Slander
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2022
- Mr. White might give out extra credit if you show him that you watched this video. Remember to tell him, "Chemistry was invented by pharmaceutical companies to get kids interested in making highly addictive prescription medications to create billions in profit." -Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott
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Oh no, it’s finally *our* turn
If been waiting for this
Gang
Our slander is just us feeling cool but writing a lot
Nerds
@@CommentFrom that'd imply we know what we're doing
Chemistry PhD graduates when they find out the only chemistry job on the market is being a lab technician
I mean there is a second job position they can take but the legality of it is pretty questionable. It may also end up with them getting their heads chopped off on video and their families murdered brutally
😂🤣
Honestly after dropping out of university, this kind of makes me happy as I got a lab technician lol.
The reason I dropped?
-Calculus(not that it is hard or unlovable, but because the teachers just wrote some scribbles on the board and left the class, constantly erasing the whole thing in-between, that is no teaching, that is just like as if I taught chemistry by writing up random chemicals then erasing them lmao)
-Attempted sewer side. Needed to take time for myself.
-We basically learned the same thing as in technician, yet the professors failed me on the vocal test, which is weird as I passed the writing test and some rando girl who said that chlorine has 18 or so valencele VALENCELE electrons passed. Meanwhile the professor kept hanging on to why did I say "probability density" instead of "probability" when talking about schroedinger equation. Not even giving me a chance to talk about the other topic or the other parts of the vocal exam. I read fkn 600 pages for that exam...
-I thought programming sounds like a fun thing and now learning programming in school. It is fun this far. Defo more fun than going to uni, realising you will not learn anything there and then failing because your mental health is as I could say NULL by that point. Fun thing is that despite not learning much in calculus I still got to go to the final exam(which means I passed the pre-exam), BUT I was so exhausted that I just handed in the paper 0 points. scribbled some chickens on it or smth I have no idea what, then dropped out next month.
I have really no problem with the topics in uni, but when you learn nothing where you are supposed to learn that is just scamming imo, I was on the "supported by government" part, yet I still cannot get my head around the mentality that "you should study yourself" great then why am I needed to be in your classes sir with those not being there written up? I could be at home studying on youtube, but instead I get in your classes completely tired because the schedule you give to first yearers is insane, so I would expect to learn something there, but instead I felt like just wasting time constantly.
Also one guy was surprised that I knew what the fk a Fourier was without knowing about taylor polynoms which was fun tbh.
@@thebuffman5597 At least you have an idea of what you want and are working towards it. I switched majors because of the reason in my comment in spite of my love for chemistry and being really good at it, especially ochem. But if I get a high paying job I can be my own at home chemist
Not really, there are lots of process chemsits too
Chemistry expectations: Cool stuff with some weird chemicals
Reality: writing half an essay before combining salt and water
Nah man, thats just if you are in highschool. Cant trust the children with anything actually dangerious. If you keep up with it eventually you will find youself with the keys to the poison cabinet and you own thermite recipe.
*Cries in O-Chem*
real
I had to sit for 3 fucking hours just recording how long it takes for water to melt depending on how much salt we add. Each session would take 15 minutes and you had to note down what the temp was every 15 seconds. 1 was for water by itself, and 3 were for varying amounts of salt. And then we had to graph the cooling curves and make a lab report about it. Oh and we had to do that 3 more times for an unknown metal. I got like a 75. I hate my life
You forgot the pyromaniac.
In highschool, one of our classmates wanted to see how flamable leaves can be, so he poured some petrol on it, then lit it, but he actually drew a line of petrol with the flask as well, so he lit the table on fire. Our teacher stepped in, and what terrified me was that she was really calm about the situation.
"That's what I get for leaving them alone smh"
@@felipezatarain5143 basically this xd
It's highschool. She's seen worse
Eh should not be a big deal, lab tables are fire proof, Our intro science class, lit one on fire just to prove the point .
because she lit the table of fire before
That "lab session" is accurate af. I went to a 1 hour lab class and ended up staying 7 hours in the lab.
impossible
@@microsoft.windows10 Heh heh, username checks out..
Just wait 'til you have a lab job and it takes a 12 hour shift to do anything meaningful.
@@tylerian4648 what takes you 12 hours would take me less than 1. We are not the same
@@microsoft.windows10 Thanks Microsoft Windows 10. What would we do without you.
I needed this after just spending 12 hours on a lab that was supposed to take 4... still have the report to write up as well
Jesus how???
My God dude ¿How are You still Alive?
12 hours? what class?
@@petersun3454 university labs
Tf? You shat in the beakers or something? 12 hours is literally half the day😶
Nah it's more like 2 hours into a 2 hour lab session and you're only half done with the required work and everyone's already left and the graduate student-teacher is waiting for you to pack up so they can leave.
This is too spot on 😩
Just reading this comment made me uncomfortable lmao. Too real
The fkn accuracy
I was a biology major. The chemistry professors kept trying to get me to switch to chemistry, and I kept politely declining. This video pretty much sums up why.
@nooooooooo Mostly because I love animals, tbh.
@@nooooooooo2987 imo as a bio major it's way easier. In fact chem classes are the hard parts of obtaining my degree, organic chemistry is typically the reason people switch out.
At least your Professor cares about you and your academic way lol. As a history student I have barely ever talked to most of my professors and teachers in person - and I am one of the more talkative students.
What do you enjoy of biology major? Wonder you should ask of chemist professor why they want you to switch it as their perspective?
Meanwhile biochemists:
Expections vs reality one hit hard. I remember doing salt analysis and doing the writing stuff more than putting stuff in the test tube
Average indian class 12th student :)
IMO, the chemistry expectations vs reality thing is very subjective, as for me, the reason why I study chemistry is because of my love for the theoretical stuff, but if you want the stereotypic expectations to be true, just pursue organic chemistry
@@ahmaddeveloper1329 10mins doing stuff and spending 1 hour writing stuff
@@jkv5332 yeah
The real expectations vs reality is finding out just how quickly practical work gets tedious. Slowly dropping chemicals together is fun for the first 10 minutes or so but after 2 hours of titrating chemicals drop by drop the writing up seems like a relief.
Felt that 2 hour lab, bit mine was 4 hours in schedule and we finished after 7 hours. No chairs. Did an experiment, quiz , then another experiment. And quiz again, while standing, for 7 hours straight
Are you ok
@@Immadeus it's not that that much, specially if he could constantly walk around or move his legs.
Yea try shadowing a physician for 16 hrs each day 7 days a week for 4 yrs
Teacher when a student pouring some water into an empty jar without wearing goggle glass: 😡
You don't feck around with dihydrogen monoxide.
My chemistry teacher barely gives a sht when my class handled diluted hydrochloric acid without gloves or safety googles
@@elliotville7820 same
nobody in class wore any ppe when dumping sodium metal into fucking dilute sodium hydroxide
-i got a whiff of the funny and it burned a bit-
The Control Variables when they're under no control at all
Finally, we're getting slandered
0:44
Damn, that is spot on for labs. It's especially true for your practical, final exam that's worth like 30 to 40% your lab grade. Gen Chem II and the organic classes are the weed out courses. Never seen a class go from 100+ students to 20 until I did a chem course.
this is totally unrelated to chemistry, but in my country the no. of people taking a third language course can go from a few hundred to a thousand in the first year to like 6 in the sixth year, so 100 to 20 is nothing XD
@@hoogreenthey figured out they can just use duolingo
I remember during A-level Chemistry I had a lab buddy. Whenever we would be doing an experiment he would suggest something very stupid during the experiment like: “Taste the sodium” or something stupid like that. One day we were working with hydrogen fluoride, and my lab buddy said: “Taste the hydrogen fluoride”. As I was being distracted, I went to reach the beaker containing hydrogen fluoride, and thankfully, one of my brain receptors chose to work and to notice what I was about to drink was hydrogen fluoride. One of these days, he’s gonna end up killing me..
It should take more than a remote command to get you to do something lol
@@nervonabliss2071 welcome to my world lol
Taking an online Chemistry lab class was the biggest mistake of my entire college career.
The lab one feels so relatable, even more since I managed to mess up putting Alka-Seltzer in a flask
I just did the Alka seltzer lab 💀💀💀 are you doing the one for neutralizing stomach acid or the gas displacement??
Kinda both?
Before lab: Why is the lab session 4hr long? What would they have 2nd year students do that takes 4 fking hours?
After lab: How tf did anyone have time to analyze the result I didn't even finish the experiment
@@jsw973 im a first year, but yeah relatable
Bruh you forgot to mention getting a 5% yield and having to do it all over again
I just reported it as machine error/chemical impurities and called it a fucking day
Oh no that would ruin me lmao
Accidentally breathing on the products and ending up with 0.3% yield
Yup, chemistry is 80% writing nomenclatures and chemical structures. It was hell but i survived.
As someone who has just started studying further chemistry, this is highly relatable
Can we talk about the fact that people who take chemistry courses are literally a bunch of molecules learning about other molecules
The brain is the only organ to name itself.
@@NorthernHurricane7technically we are the brains themselves so...
Expectation: Chemistry! A dozen test tubes! Bubbly Erlenmeyer flasks! Molecular nature of matter and energy! You are the future!
Reality: *That but 3 AM lab report sesh gone wrong*
There was a guy in a different section who once disconnected the bunsen burner hose with the gas valve open and the burner still lit. When it was our section's turn to use the lab, there was a giant burn mark on the shelf above the valve and the lab manager was the most pissed we'd ever seen her.
Bro we need Financial Mathematics slander :)
Trading rice since Medieval Japan aka candlestick patterns
Tulip frenzy in 16th century Netherlands eventually leading to the first recorded market exchange crash
Financial engineers aka rocket scientists of Wall Street pricing a new derivative
every other year just so they can flex their skills in stochastic calculus
and then crashing the market because people are not an exact science
Hedge funds employing some the brightest PhDs from Ivy league institutions, with millions of dollar to fund their research and trading, only to get beaten by someone holding equity index and redditors.
Finance have some meme worthy moments in its history
As someone who is a programmer, I have no idea whats going on.
As someone who recently switched to computer engineering, I relate to exactly what’s going on (previously biochem major)
*I'm doing this right now*
Yeah, the organic labs are basically chromatography labs with additional reaction setting up.
Every video... I wait for them, and am NOT disappointed.
Lab practicles be like:
teacher : Mix Nacl in H2o .
*now make a 10 page report on this practical *
0:09 exactly the reason why you put the lab session at the end of your schedule
Finally one I relate to, I didn’t even major, I just minored, my heart goes out to all current and former Chem majors
When we were in high school, we were given a test to identify the calcium salt by using acid(HCl or H2SO4) but I used HNO3 without teachers permission
I realised how dangerous what I did was the next day💀
What's so dangerous about calcium nitrate?
@@joladalealfonso4473 oxidizing nature of hno3 and it produces nitrogen dioxide fumes
Damn homie channel poppin we went from airsoft to chemistry memes love it 🤣
That last one with Rick was basically me the entire time during Analytical Chem
The last one hit me so hard in the feels
Did a Fehling test last Monday, could have died there
*failing
It's Fehling and not failing lol
I remember that for April Fools I poured a tad bit of putrescine on the teacher's lab coat. Thing was that his sense of smell wasn't that well, so whenever anyone reacted to the smell he wasn't sure about it until he took a look at the stain
A girl in my chem class once lit a piece of paper towel on fire, and our teacher wasn't even phased by the fact that a group of students were panicking over a fire in the corner of the lab
Even in a Chem 2 honors class in *highschool* teach is like ''Alr you guys should be done with the lab'' and we're like a fourth of a way through
When you're a chemical engineer and people think you're both a chemist and an engineer
Chemistry students when they have to pay off student debt:
Jesse, we need to cook
I don't think I'll ever take chemistry in college but I suddenly emulated "oh my goood bro aw HELL naw 💀" and went limp at the expectation vs reality section.
As someone who is majoring in chemistry at the moment this could not be any more true
Fellow scientists/chemists...Our time to shine has come
As a college student taking a chemistry class, I can vouch for this being 100% accurate👍
The accuracy of this is impeccable😭🫠
The accuracy of expectations vs reality is insane
It was a pleasure learning chemistry and getting 60/60 at grade 12 but glad that it's over, I wouldn't handle it if I were to study at pharmacy college. At least, it's still worth it in real life today.
Back in college my analytical Chem lab was freaking brutal. Supposed to be 3 hours you’d end up there like 5, then report due at midnight usually I’d be up until midnight working on it 😂 lab session wasn’t complete unless someone cried. This was twice a week too.
The last one happened to me in a Organic Lab class, we literally destilated some acetylene and we had to trap it in some tubes to prove it was there with other solutions, that thing explodes with the air btw
Pretty fun practice
This is 100% accurate of my chemistry experience.
I love chemistry it's nice to actually do something after learning about bullshit all day. Even when you're jot doing a lab you still feel like Walter white
I thought handling and working with strong acids would be the climax of general chemistry lab but it turned out to be the most tame lab. Investigating colligative properties and cell potentials were more intense.
Can please you do a one for biology students?
Oh yes, that feeling when your lab partner didn't show up on the lab day and you had to finish 2 hours later than everyone else, going home at night.
frfr
Cant wait...
giant stir bar made me laugh the hardest for some reason
i remember the time when i used to steal the grignard reagent silver deposition after heating it with any aldehyde making a silver mirror.
I felt the last one when I had to do an inorganic salt analysis for an exam but mine was contaminated with two different salts😢
The solvent sniffer is missing lol
I'm doing it as a subject în a year and a bit...can't wait!
That last Rick and Morty clip, though 🤣
please do a economics slander
As a chemistry student, after 2 years of cooking shit at the lab the simple paperwork will seem like a heaven
Omg the STIR BAR
Sigh. Childhood memories :)
0:30 HANDS UP! THAT'S 100% ME!
I'm not gonna do any sort of chem in the future, but I had to take chem in sophomore year for some kinda science credit so I just did the base level version, and the teacher let me constantly screw around with the stir bar and the stir plate
0:10 This is only frustating when the experiment only keeps ending wrong, but if those are 2 hours of progress it feels amazing
Biggest mistake in school i've ever made: thinking chemistry is gonna be as interesting as physics
Giant stir bar got me ngl😂
Judging by the accuracy of this slander, I suspect you of being a chemist graduate
Do accounting slander
0:36 Hella true
The last slander was too relatable
both Rick and Morty one describes my Computational Chemistry session really well
I will neve forget when a girl in my class set a flask alight when we first started using bunsen burners.
Imagine when the chemicals were expired (?) and then there's you, expecting the reaction to go violent like the textbook described
As someone who just finished a chemistry lab nearly 30 minutes ago, I love how this popped up in my recommendations 🤣
I lit up a matchstick in my school chemistry lab one time and everyone reacted like I burnt a TNT
they dont even know what TNT actually is, they only know it as an explosive. In reality, you can have TNT as a gas, and its very toxic, vapourises super easily and can explode
especially if you at a college school and if you start talking about NFPA safety ratings and others, they get very confused because thry dont know anything about them lol
0:10 5 hr organic chemistry labs…I’m so glad I’m done with those
honors/ap chem makes this even more chaotic
0:13 literally me with my friends every laboratory session
I just had my first high school Chem lab like 2 days ago and it was fvcking stressful. Most of my friends sipped dilute HCl. And one of them even broke a Pippete. And yea it was like 3+ hours long.
Watching this while 45 minutes into a stoichiometry problem
What problem if I may ask?
I am once again, asking for Physics Engineer slander
As a chemistry student, I can say this guy's domain of knowledge in chemistry is lower than Francium's electronegativity
The bunsen burner one tho
when i accidentally lit a match ready to turn a bunsen burner on but i accidentally had it already turned on releasing gas the whole time and i burnt the hair off my hands
Perfection
as someone whose done lab sessions before it usually ends up 1.5 to 2 hrs more
Yes as a chemistry student I can relate to not being able to make potions
A 3 hr lab sounds amazing (cries in 8 hr labs)
Do a flight science major slander, us pilots need love too 😭
Biology slander next
I remember being a graduate TA for an intro to Chem class plus lab. I left to take a 5 second piss, and someone set the lab on fire
As a chemical analyst, for me chemistry is more intriguing than other study subjects :)
I feel the " 3 hours and 30 mins into the 'as youll see, this lab ses is very short and easy'c
I can SO relate to this
I took AP chem this year because I wanted to see some cool chemical reactions, not write about equilibrium and intermolecular forces
When teacher wants you to put every safety clothe you can just to mix water with water
Beyond accurate sheeesh
As a math student I'll never know the pain you suffer. F
You also forgot chem students doing their 10000th mole/mass conversion