Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and it's a total annihilation....
Not only is this train stupidly long, not only did you have to build a snake game of a track to effectively use this thing, not only did it kill every bug colony within a 100 km radius, but you used hundreds of artillery shells to scout the map. Who needs satellites when you have HE
@@TurboPepsi Nope. This is a line of Hindu scripture that was famously quoted by Robert Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb. Although the grammar is clunky, this is an accurate quote... apart from the "toot toot", of course. ;)
Artillery's main purpose is not casualties, but to force the enemy to hunker down. They cant move, and the effect on morale is devastating. Many WW2 vets have said that artillery was the worst thing about war. Deafening explosions, dirt, wood and shrapnel flying everywhere, trees exploding and all you could do is huddle in your little pothole and hope for the best. And the bombardments last for a long time too. Hours and into days at a time.
@@rykehuss3435 That's late artillery doctrine. By around WWI artillery was like that. But gunpowder artillery began life as a weapon chiefly for causing large numbers of casualties at great range, and for causing serious structural damage. Artillery was used all the time in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries for annihilating enemy formations, especially cavalry, who were taller targets, and more vulnerable to large missiles. The days of week long barrages and guns of ranges of more than ten miles came very late in the lifetime of battlefield artillery, and while it did change the way the weapon worked, it hasn't completely changed its purpose or image.
Trains check Large artillery guns check Over complicated check Not cost-effective check Needs a superstructure to use check Truly a machine worthy of the name bertha.
Mr Fisher if warfare was dependent upon which side was the most cost effective we would still be using rocks and wooden spears, it's about which side fights the most efficiently and what could be more efficient than blasting the enemy to kingdom come with sustained and accurate artillery
And this, my children, is what happens when a man goes absolutely mad with power and resources around him and decides to fulfill the raging fire inside of him that points towards the alien species.
As a Stellaris player, I’m so used to commit genocide from the safety of orbit, obliterating planets without ever caring what the last moments on those unfortunate planets were like. Thank you, for presenting this magnificent firework, and serving the bugs a genocide they will never forget.
What did I just witness? I’m still struggling to kill medium worms with a machine gun. I had no idea the player was capable of this level of offensive destruction.
it was enemies,,,.,, i think Bertha can only directly attack nests and in the ending, we saw there weren't any more nests (large red blobs) in the range
I know this is late, but if you watch the end, you can see that when he mouses over the wagons, most of them have 70-80 shells left. That means they fired only about a quarter of their load.
(My reaction as I watch the video) (Video starts) Huh, that's an interesting track layout I wonder what that's for. Ah, here comes the train now. I...wow that's a long train. Oh, it looks cool just looping around like that. What's the purpose of this? It can't unload stuff like that. Maybe it just looks cool. Now that I think about it those wagons look pretty weird. Is the overlay on to show what's in them? Hm...I don't know. Oh hey the train's stopping. I guess that's the reason for the video name, the train being so long and all. (Artillery wagons start firing) Anyways I............. what? what? What? WHAT? WHAT!?!? The train is...the wagons they're... THE TRAIN IS MADE OF GUNS!?!? This is...wow I mean...WHAT!?!? OH...WOW...That is the most...beautiful and terrifying thing I've ever seen... I need to launch Factorio again... Things have changed and THEY'RE AMAZING!!!
You are both right. Big Bertha was the artillery from the ARM side in Total Annihilation and an artillery weapon in WW1. But the weapon was never officially called that way. It was just a nickname from british people for that Weapon, also referring to the fat daughter in the Krupp familiy who made that Gun. But that weapon was never a railroad cannon, unlike Schwerer Gustav. That's a huge Gun.
Though, never as devastating as the revolver like monster cannon, the Father to Big Bertha, forgot it's name. That thing, when it started to shoot, would need atleast 20+ Nuclear reactors just to allow it to shoot without much drag... Or it would be slow or empty ALL energy reserves nearly instantly... EDIT: "Vulcan" The cannon i was talking about was the "Vulcan" takes up 30 nuclear reactors to keep it going steady, for just ONE Vulcan cannon. But it's super darn devastating too...
Rewatch on .25 speed. You'll see how it fits in. It goes like one rail then jumps one and then one more and on the loop back it goes through those empty gaps and stops at the bottom.
*Train begins to slow down at Fire Base* "Bravo 6, this is Warhammer. Standing by. Call the shots." "Warhammer. Fire mission, danger close. Enemy bugs and infrastructure in the open 300 meters from the perimeter. All contacts are hostile. Repeat, all contacts are hostile. Fire when ready." "Roger Bravo 6, target mission confirmed. Commencing fire."
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I'm crying. Also, how have the biters not destroyed their planet already with the feeding of their population....
Well u got think before we arrived they were all tiny it's our pollution that triggered the rapid growth response until all pollution is destroyed. Then there little again.
Somewhere i saw a calculation that if biters reproduced as quickly in the game as in real life- their planet would be a fireball after a few months from the friction necessary just to pump blood through their veins.
I thought "oh that was cool way of making a train track" and then when i saw it was all artillery wagons, I actually yelled "OH NO" out loud. I actually felt bad for the bugs
I've heard about how "the factory must grow", but this has taken it to a whole new level for me. You'd need a megafactory just to make enough artillery shells to run that.
holy shit. Yeah those bugs have probably never seen a man before but now their new god Big Bertha is raining hell upon their families and ending their puny existence on a whim and a youtube video.
Not too long if the ammo is already manufactured. My current production lines will make just over 500 artillery shells per minute. The train has a capacity of 12,800 ammo.
Michael Lundgren wow, even with all that ammo production it still takes ~25 minutes to produce enough ammo to fill it. Not too bad considering its size but still... That's epic!
+ Dyworld, cause the nuke in there is currently bugged and has a blastradius as big as the artillery range :D (some thick walls will protect the train) And yes atomic artillery inherits that behaviour.
Didn't realize those were artillery wagons before the train came to a halt. Nor did I realize how similar laughter is to an orgasm, especially a laugh lasting 60 seconds. Well played, sir. I was thoroughly entertained.
Sinrise no, I've known Factorio since 0.11, no need for introducing me to the game. To be fair, I've yet to properly use the artillery since 0.16 came out (in a non-cheat save).
Obi Wan: Don't give in to hate, that leads to the dark side of the force. Engineer (mathematical knowledge has scrambled linguistic centers of his brain): Cannot hate that which no threat poses; no sense it would make, hmm?
Not played the game, but seen others play and I had absolutely no idea those railway artillery guns would have what appears to ve infinite range! Very impressive.
This man is single handedly bringing an alien species to extinction as far as 300 kilometers away from the starting point Meanwhile I'm struggling on making a submachine gun
big berthas are nice when you're thinking about clearing an area for more city blocks. Ever since I tried city block designs + logistics train network, I see a factory as a well designed block format
"So how many artillery thingies should I put on a train? What's the optimal number?" "Do like everything else in Factorio and just overkill the crap out of it, it'll be fine" "Ok then"
Absolutely awesome, but what happened to the train. A large section of it was destroyed, it happened just after 2m into the video, just as you started manually targeting the perimeter. It doesn't look like the biters and I can't figure out what happened, there wasn't even a message that they were destroyed.
Yeah, that seems like a possibility, but it doesn't seem to make sense either. I've been looking at the segment over and over, and I can't think of anything you did to cause it. Seems more like a bug, that caused a mistargetting, or the shells exploded on being fired maybe? I doubt the devs considered that much artillery being fired at once. Something may have glitched out.
I've had mis-fires like this as well! And on a much smaller scale (4 artillery wagons). It happened after I did the "binding the map drag key to another button" trick and was firing all over the place, too.
"Rolling thunder does not describe the feeling. Imagine endless thunder. An infinite stampede of ten million hooves on flagstones. Imagine that, and you will know part of what I felt as I watched the cannons fire." -unknown engineer
I suggest you use 2 trains: One *Attack train* with all the guns that will be stationary & shooting stuff, and then another *Supply train* that goes back to base and gets more ammo for the attack train when needed.
It's so...BEAUTFIUL! This is even better when you watch the video without reading the description. You just see the train do the little concentric circle dance and then let the magic happen.
You seriously need to make a blueprint for this bad boy and post the blueprint string in the description of your video. That is a work of freaking ART dude.
In today's episode of Bob Ross, we use the artillery targeter as a paintbrush, and for the canvas... I know! Let's use the blood of the natives! Okay... now we're going to draw a happy little genocide. And remember, every genocide needs a friend. So we'll draw some friends.
When the train stopped moving: "Everything the light touches , is our kingdom.
Thanks!
underrated comment
xD
@James Eddleman that too
@James Eddleman it’s theirs too
"Everything the muzzle flash touches, is our kingdom"
*The Fat Controller laughed* "The only good bug is a dead bug."
Holy shit hahahahahahaha
Bug Slayer.
We can ill afford another Klendathu
best comment on youtube
Supreme commander fat boy?
Long ago the bug's lived in peace and harmony, But everything changed when the railroad man attacked.
Bob the builder's revenge.
JonatasMonte more like genocide of the rail road man
(ocean man music plays while credits roll) railroad man
railroad man, take me by the hand
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and it's a total annihilation....
The fat conductor
Not only is this train stupidly long, not only did you have to build a snake game of a track to effectively use this thing, not only did it kill every bug colony within a 100 km radius, but you used hundreds of artillery shells to scout the map. Who needs satellites when you have HE
Thomas the Dread Engine: "Toot toot! I am become death! The destroyer of worlds!" Said Thomas.
Jolly123123123 darkness envelops me
Thomas music theme intensifies*
I have become
@@TurboPepsi Nope. This is a line of Hindu scripture that was famously quoted by Robert Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb. Although the grammar is clunky, this is an accurate quote... apart from the "toot toot", of course. ;)
@@cyberpleb2472 Yes, good quote but clunky grammar ;)
"Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl."
- Frederick II of Prussia
Historically speaking, also responsible for 80% of all casualties on the battle field.
@@clintonholenstein9348 historicaly speaking, it was good and needed very specific counters, with devastating efects when well used
Artillery's main purpose is not casualties, but to force the enemy to hunker down. They cant move, and the effect on morale is devastating. Many WW2 vets have said that artillery was the worst thing about war. Deafening explosions, dirt, wood and shrapnel flying everywhere, trees exploding and all you could do is huddle in your little pothole and hope for the best.
And the bombardments last for a long time too. Hours and into days at a time.
@@rykehuss3435 That's late artillery doctrine. By around WWI artillery was like that. But gunpowder artillery began life as a weapon chiefly for causing large numbers of casualties at great range, and for causing serious structural damage. Artillery was used all the time in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries for annihilating enemy formations, especially cavalry, who were taller targets, and more vulnerable to large missiles. The days of week long barrages and guns of ranges of more than ten miles came very late in the lifetime of battlefield artillery, and while it did change the way the weapon worked, it hasn't completely changed its purpose or image.
He wouldn't have said that if he'd lived through ww1
Trains check
Large artillery guns check
Over complicated check
Not cost-effective check
Needs a superstructure to use check
Truly a machine worthy of the name bertha.
Truly a Factorio creation, too.
This sounds familiar...
Aaaah sound like old good time
Sounds like everything factorio stands for
Mr Fisher if warfare was dependent upon which side was the most cost effective we would still be using rocks and wooden spears, it's about which side fights the most efficiently and what could be more efficient than blasting the enemy to kingdom come with sustained and accurate artillery
And suddenly, the game is like an unholy child of Supreme Commander and Railroad Tycoon...
Tycoon Commander!
Supreme Railroad Commander: I Think I Can
haha
Supreme Commander: Forged Rails
or: '...I think I will'
And this, my children, is what happens when a man goes absolutely mad with power and resources around him and decides to fulfill the raging fire inside of him that points towards the alien species.
LexMc0606 sounds like how the imperium of man got started
@@dionwoollaston5717 Kind of, if you read between the lines a bit...
LexMc0606 I would but I don't want the inquisition to suspect me of heresy and...pay me a visit
this week on hitler's secret weapons.
Was inspired by Heavy Gustaf
@@arie1899 * Gustav
Big Bertha (or "Dicke Bertha" in german) was the nickname of some artilleries in world war I.
matsimoto Yeah, the german heavy artillery is almost its own subculture
@@Icetea-2000 archive.org/details/HitlersWar-WhatTheHistoriansNeglectToMentiontestVersion
... are we the baddies?
You just realized?
no
evidently the xenos are suffering in their existence, we just put them out of their misery
Well our hats 'ave skulls on em...
Allies: Your hats have skulls on them
Also Allies: *Hold my firebombs, Desden*
@@theinquiryplease4404 Oh Neptune
As a Stellaris player, I’m so used to commit genocide from the safety of orbit, obliterating planets without ever caring what the last moments on those unfortunate planets were like. Thank you, for presenting this magnificent firework, and serving the bugs a genocide they will never forget.
the train coming in alone was beautiful
Super Suchti and that is what she also said
"I have become Death, destroyer of bugs."
"Now, we are all sons of bitches"
- One biggass artillery wagon, maybe.
"We are not bugs, we are features, stop damaging us, a railroad skinbag!" - they tried to say but were killed fast
What did I just witness? I’m still struggling to kill medium worms with a machine gun. I had no idea the player was capable of this level of offensive destruction.
He is. And more importantly, you can automatize such destruction.
@@rngrtt3689 b a s e d
Spidertron has joined the chat
You can use cars for to run around ebiter basesz shoot at biters, and use lots of grenades for spawner removal
You can also research spidertron and nuclear power to make a portable ICBM able to launch nuclear bombs
"How can you kill innocent women and children biters?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them so much! Aint war hell?!!"
Still can't figure out if you ran out of enemies or shells.
Yes
it was enemies,,,.,, i think Bertha can only directly attack nests and in the ending, we saw there weren't any more nests (large red blobs) in the range
I know this is late, but if you watch the end, you can see that when he mouses over the wagons, most of them have 70-80 shells left. That means they fired only about a quarter of their load.
@@FirstEcho That's amazing.
That's how you know you're fighting well.
The map reveal just gave up for a while there lol.
yes, I think we can agree that when your biter extermination is faster than map update speed, you are overdoing things
you mean doing things correctly
Game:
YOU'RE MODDING I'M NOT GOING TO TRY EITHER.
+josh thompson:
but no mods :
+Josh Thompson look in the description
man this is old enough that it still uses the old laser turret and artillery sound effects. what a legend
(My reaction as I watch the video)
(Video starts)
Huh, that's an interesting track layout I wonder what that's for.
Ah, here comes the train now.
I...wow that's a long train.
Oh, it looks cool just looping around like that.
What's the purpose of this? It can't unload stuff like that.
Maybe it just looks cool.
Now that I think about it those wagons look pretty weird. Is the overlay on to show what's in them?
Hm...I don't know.
Oh hey the train's stopping.
I guess that's the reason for the video name, the train being so long and all.
(Artillery wagons start firing)
Anyways I.............
what? what? What? WHAT? WHAT!?!?
The train is...the wagons they're...
THE TRAIN IS MADE OF GUNS!?!?
This is...wow I mean...WHAT!?!?
OH...WOW...That is the most...beautiful and terrifying thing I've ever seen...
I need to launch Factorio again...
Things have changed and THEY'RE AMAZING!!!
Big Bertha was the artillery for one of the factions in Total Annihilation, it was very satisfying but not as much as this!
Nope, big bertha was a giant artillery weapon developed by the germans in WW1
You are both right. Big Bertha was the artillery from the ARM side in Total Annihilation and an artillery weapon in WW1. But the weapon was never officially called that way. It was just a nickname from british people for that Weapon, also referring to the fat daughter in the Krupp familiy who made that Gun. But that weapon was never a railroad cannon, unlike Schwerer Gustav. That's a huge Gun.
@Jaden_Korr same reaction here xD
Though, never as devastating as the revolver like monster cannon, the Father to Big Bertha, forgot it's name. That thing, when it started to shoot, would need atleast 20+ Nuclear reactors just to allow it to shoot without much drag... Or it would be slow or empty ALL energy reserves nearly instantly...
EDIT: "Vulcan" The cannon i was talking about was the "Vulcan" takes up 30 nuclear reactors to keep it going steady, for just ONE Vulcan cannon. But it's super darn devastating too...
I thought that my girlfriend was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I see now that I was wrong.
my girfriend would understand ...
thePhuntastics especially since she plays this game with me
mine too :D
usually.... u know there are people out there that get along . we take life easy. we dont get mad about each other because of words .
thePhuntastics it's true. I showed her the comment and the video. She both laughed and thought the video was cool
I do not even attempt to claim that I understand how that rail-spiral is working. well done.
It's simple. Draw a spiral, then in the middle turn it around and draw another spiral going back out through the gap the first spiral made.
Rewatch on .25 speed. You'll see how it fits in. It goes like one rail then jumps one and then one more and on the loop back it goes through those empty gaps and stops at the bottom.
That's what she said.
Instead of making a tight spiral going in, you leave a gap for the outgoing spiral
it go round
*Train begins to slow down at Fire Base*
"Bravo 6, this is Warhammer. Standing by. Call the shots."
"Warhammer. Fire mission, danger close. Enemy bugs and infrastructure in the open 300 meters from the perimeter. All contacts are hostile. Repeat, all contacts are hostile. Fire when ready."
"Roger Bravo 6, target mission confirmed. Commencing fire."
Sir, we fired everything, we are out of ammunition and the enemy is charging at our base!
Please send supplies and reinforcements to Delta 9!
@@kristianburger6329 Fix bayonets.
*PORTABLE EXTERMINATUS*
The Emperor protects!
Sometimes he attacc tho...
so FUCKING true
Rip Zergs. (Starcraft 2)
PURGE THE HERITICS IN HOLY FIRE BROTHER, IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.
Watching all those slide into place was euphoric
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I'm crying. Also, how have the biters not destroyed their planet already with the feeding of their population....
they are cannibals
They feed on your UPS :^)
You can keep meat eating meat. How can the population be so big if they're eating each other?
Well u got think before we arrived they were all tiny it's our pollution that triggered the rapid growth response until all pollution is destroyed. Then there little again.
Somewhere i saw a calculation that if biters reproduced as quickly in the game as in real life- their planet would be a fireball after a few months from the friction necessary just to pump blood through their veins.
I thought "oh that was cool way of making a train track" and then when i saw it was all artillery wagons, I actually yelled "OH NO" out loud. I actually felt bad for the bugs
This video convinced me to get this game. I now got it, great game.
Who needs radars anyways? :D
You need one per artillery shell
It's a *ballistic radar*
*artillery-powered map*
On the battlefield, there is only one god. His name is Artillery. He is a cruel and vengeful god, and he knows nothing of mercy.
Percy turned to Thomas with a grimace. "It wasn't the orders I carried out that haunt me," he whistled, "it was the things I wasn't ordered to to do."
I've heard about how "the factory must grow", but this has taken it to a whole new level for me. You'd need a megafactory just to make enough artillery shells to run that.
"Let me guess, your home?"
"It was and it was beautiful"
I was dumb enough to think Nukes were endgame. Never have I been so wrong.
yeah, nukes in the past, if they nerf that, I would not upgrade )))
finaly it is possible to clean big chunks remotley.
they need nuke artillery.
Napalm artillery and nuclear artillery would be amazing if it was in vanilla.
holy shit. Yeah those bugs have probably never seen a man before but now their new god Big Bertha is raining hell upon their families and ending their puny existence on a whim and a youtube video.
This game needs a kamikaze train that can derail and decimate biters in a given direction
@@alexsiemers7898 Hmm.. that kind of seems like a waste of steel and metal?
Besides, you have the Tank for that, even if it takes longer to research.
Now i just want to see the Altillery shell production line
i.imgur.com/0MCLb6k.jpg
Jesus crist thats a lot of factories :) good job tho
Who would win: a planet full of powerful beetles/one humany boi
*One Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Boi*
Narrator: The beatles stood no chance, for the nature of man was to destroy anything blocking its path.
N O T H I N G I S B E Y O N D O U R R E A C H
R0BIT KING, you do it wrong, watch these:
*N O T H I N G I S B E Y O U N D O U R R E A C H*
DemonX3 oof
This is the best "ad" ever ... Everyone now want to play Factorio again! :) :D
This video needs a 'Ride of the Valkyries' soundtrack.
I believe you mean "Klendathu Drop."
The God Emperor of Mankind would like that. Exterminatus without Orbital Bombardment.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING
That railway spiral entrance at the beginning was hypnotic and glorious. Would also love to see this done with atomic artillery mod.
Imagine the flamethowers run out of ammo because you miscalculated and they enter and break your entire artillery train, it could mean great loses
Jesus... how long does it take to refill and refuel that monster?
Not too long if the ammo is already manufactured. My current production lines will make just over 500 artillery shells per minute. The train has a capacity of 12,800 ammo.
Michael Lundgren wow, even with all that ammo production it still takes ~25 minutes to produce enough ammo to fill it. Not too bad considering its size but still... That's epic!
Well he can manufacture it while the train's off having fun.
So 13 minutes and change?
25.6 minutes or 1536 seconds to re-manufacture. 3 minutes to unload.
Something tells me that your manufacturing is to slow.
Now get the atomic artillery mod and do it again ^^
+ Dyworld, cause the nuke in there is currently bugged and has a blastradius as big as the artillery range :D (some thick walls will protect the train)
And yes atomic artillery inherits that behaviour.
Witness genocide from orbit
@@MrAntiKnowledge Oh my god seriously? :D
Thats so messed up!
Didn't realize those were artillery wagons before the train came to a halt. Nor did I realize how similar laughter is to an orgasm, especially a laugh lasting 60 seconds. Well played, sir. I was thoroughly entertained.
You'd know how similar laughter can be to an orgasm if you listened to general Tao. :P
Or how _anything_ can be similar to an orgasm, really.
That is one hell of a way to secure expansions.
I was thinking it was overkill, but I didn't realize how many artillery shells you actually needed!
Overkill? Welcome to Factorio
Sinrise no, I've known Factorio since 0.11, no need for introducing me to the game.
To be fair, I've yet to properly use the artillery since 0.16 came out (in a non-cheat save).
Overkill is the whole point of this game lol
overkill...theres no such thing as overkill...lol
Every year, I come back to this video just to appreciate the art of it.
i love factorio, i havn't played in a while... 6 months plus... This video makes me want to start a new game.!.
to the OP...
well doneQ!
Thanks
I think this is as close as we can get to "nuking it from orbit" in vanilla Factorio.
Bugs:
No! No! You can't just kill milions of us whithout loosing a single HP
Railman:
Haha artilery Goes brrrrrr
It does once you get your artillery shooting speed high enough.
I feel a sudden, strange urge to play Supreme Commander again.
UristBeardhammer
Turtle up and trust in your artillery!!!
When it started lopping back around I literally jumped cos I was convinced it was gonna crash. The sense of relief after was wonderful.
Its crazy how much better the game looks today, one of the greatest games of all time imo
Yeah, I can't wait for 2.0 to come out
@@michaellundgren6949 Me too, will be worth the wait!
Insects: *angry sounds*
Mad lad with apocalyptic level mobile artillery: " you talking mad s**t for xenos in purging range "
The yellows dots moving across the map is giving me Supreme Commander PTSD
Obi Wan: Don't give in to hate, that leads to the dark side of the force.
Engineer (mathematical knowledge has scrambled linguistic centers of his brain): Cannot hate that which no threat poses; no sense it would make, hmm?
Not played the game, but seen others play and I had absolutely no idea those railway artillery guns would have what appears to ve infinite range! Very impressive.
Artillery? More like a radar.
And thats is why we are alone in the universe...
"Thomas had never seen so much atrocities before.... he now has PTSD"
this is what game depth without overbearing fundamental complexity looks like
Nice and effective! Also a smart way to store a long train. I love it!
This man is single handedly bringing an alien species to extinction as far as 300 kilometers away from the starting point
Meanwhile I'm struggling on making a submachine gun
big berthas are nice when you're thinking about clearing an area for more city blocks. Ever since I tried city block designs + logistics train network, I see a factory as a well designed block format
I appreciate this guy's commitment to violating the Geneva convention efficiently.
2:00: "I dunno what's out here, but _some_ of it's probably covered in bugs."
It's weird that artillery shells work as scouts...but it works, I guess.
How else do you think they know where to hit? With radars ofc
I don't know the game.
I don't know what is happening in the video.
RUclips recommended it 2am in the morning. Help.
"it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 second"
Imagine walking outside and seeing this raining from above.
Someone would probably start playing the best day ever song
"So how many artillery thingies should I put on a train? What's the optimal number?"
"Do like everything else in Factorio and just overkill the crap out of it, it'll be fine"
"Ok then"
Please tell me you have a blueprint of the station and track maddness
i have one, but idk how to put it online
Anarchy 99 just do a Google doc with the copy option, then post the doc
Hell, I'm pretty sure factorioprints.com would be a great place for it too.
It's like a 40k Tech-Marine got stranded on a Tyranid Hive World and decided to make the Emperor *very* proud.
I would be overjoyed if I developed a game and one of my players came up with this
Absolutely awesome, but what happened to the train. A large section of it was destroyed, it happened just after 2m into the video, just as you started manually targeting the perimeter. It doesn't look like the biters and I can't figure out what happened, there wasn't even a message that they were destroyed.
I believe that was a misfire from the targeting remote.
Yeah, that seems like a possibility, but it doesn't seem to make sense either. I've been looking at the segment over and over, and I can't think of anything you did to cause it. Seems more like a bug, that caused a mistargetting, or the shells exploded on being fired maybe? I doubt the devs considered that much artillery being fired at once. Something may have glitched out.
I've had mis-fires like this as well! And on a much smaller scale (4 artillery wagons). It happened after I did the "binding the map drag key to another button" trick and was firing all over the place, too.
+Hans Lind Nooo, nooo that can´t be it. they know us long enough by now
When you have oil and the Americans turn up.
"Rolling thunder does not describe the feeling. Imagine endless thunder. An infinite stampede of ten million hooves on flagstones. Imagine that, and you will know part of what I felt as I watched the cannons fire."
-unknown engineer
Beautiful.
This oddly reminds me of playing Total Annihilation for hours just to get some Big Berthas up and blasting.
lol can we get a blueprint string for that :D
www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/7y2n6h/artillery_train_shooting_biters/dud7a8v/
I think you just showed people who play peaceful how to clear a map properly
Holy fuck, that’s the most practical use of artillery cars I’ve ever seen
*and there ain’t a /s here folks*
You either speedrun the rocket as a hero, of farm long enough to see yourself become a villain.
*Now that's alot of damage.*
I suggest you use 2 trains: One *Attack train* with all the guns that will be stationary & shooting stuff, and then another *Supply train* that goes back to base and gets more ammo for the attack train when needed.
You can't fit nearly as many shells on a cargo wagon as you can on an artillery wagon, so just moving the artillery train is better.
THE U.S army is actively looking to hire you !
The Factory must grow...At all costs
Hey look biter bases!
Where?
Exactly!
"The Chinese are brutally destroyed while constructing the Transcontinental Railroad" colorized circa 1869.
It's so...BEAUTFIUL! This is even better when you watch the video without reading the description. You just see the train do the little concentric circle dance and then let the magic happen.
You seriously need to make a blueprint for this bad boy and post the blueprint string in the description of your video. That is a work of freaking ART dude.
Anyone: Finds Oil
America: _worry not, liberation is near_
it reminds me of Total Annihilation ;)
I'm salivating profusely.
Somebody finally found the answer to "How much artillery should we bring?"
I like trains
In today's episode of Bob Ross, we use the artillery targeter as a paintbrush, and for the canvas...
I know! Let's use the blood of the natives!
Okay... now we're going to draw a happy little genocide. And remember, every genocide needs a friend. So we'll draw some friends.
The moment the train settles and the artillery begins firing is fucking epic.
This is one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen. And it is also the reason why this game is among the best that ever existed.