Dave be like: HELP ME PERCY THE PARK KEEPER!!? BREAK ME OUT OF JAIL!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED!!! GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA!!!!
In all fairness tho Dave's reaction was valid because he was basiclly given things he doesn't enjoy. this is a developmentally challenged man who most likely won't mature, the least you could do is try to be supportive.
Yep. 2020, I couldn’t celebrate my birthday with anyone cause of lockdowns. Last year, I was unable to celebrate my birthday cause my mom was suffering a heavy skull pain with dizziness for over 3 months straight.
Man and Dave says he does not act childish and says he's a grown mam if he is then why does he watch baby shows then and just for the record he should be 37 years old not 35.
Why couldn’t they just get him the presents he wanted? It was his birthday after all. Also, him getting arrested on his own birthday was messed up, but he tried to frame his wife.
If Dave really wanted the DVDs he wanted, he could have just bought them himself and been firm with his wife and kids, but at least he got arrested for telling lies to a police officer.
@@jacobpadilla2025 don't make me kill those animals 🦓🐧🐊 and don't make me destroy the soccer ball⚽ and don't make me make a video of burning Wimzie's House🏡 down
Hey my name is Jasmine smith I’m 28 years old and I like playing with toys and watching cartoons a lot because your never too old to be playing with toys and watching cartoons
Dave, Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, not Barney the dinosaur.
Barney is a false idol god said in the ten commandments do not worship false idols.
Sailor Moon is my lord and savior
Thou shalt not have other Gods before me
Now Childish Dad's crying sounds like an airplane motor
LOL
Yes
@@epicfacelegendI used to watch Percy the park keeper but now I’m neutral to it.
What is Percy the park keeper?
Caillou's Crying Voice: Karl, Icelandic
Happy birthday childish dad
2:47 he hear like a airplane car motor
Happy Birthday, Childish Dad!
officer Caillou?
Happy Birthday, Dave Johnson, the childish dad 🎂
Lesson Learn: never call the police for spreading lies on your family and friends
Childish Dad is Acting Like an Kevin.
Dave be like: HELP ME PERCY THE PARK KEEPER!!? BREAK ME OUT OF JAIL!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED!!! GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA GEORGIA!!!!
Dave got arrested on his birthday
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
@@JaredNighteye3I love Barney and friends as I’m never too old for it.
VB ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
In all fairness tho Dave's reaction was valid because he was basiclly given things he doesn't enjoy. this is a developmentally challenged man who most likely won't mature, the least you could do is try to be supportive.
Serve you right for causing trouble you don't never ever ever in your life make false claims to a police officer😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Happy Birthday, David. 🥳🎉🎊🎈🎁🥧🍾🍦🧋🍰🧁🍪🎂🌭🧃🍩🍔🍕🍨🥙🍹🍟🍧🍡
Childish Dad wants Paper Moon Day Nursery and Barney for birthday
King hill dvd
I love king of the hill.
Happy birthday
Dave, you should be grateful. Some people don't have anyone to spend their birthday with.
I think the issue is that Dave’s family didn’t get him ANYTHING close to what he wished for. Although I do think Dave should’ve handled it differently
@@Sunnie_0I love Barney and friends as I’m never too old for it.
Yep. 2020, I couldn’t celebrate my birthday with anyone cause of lockdowns. Last year, I was unable to celebrate my birthday cause my mom was suffering a heavy skull pain with dizziness for over 3 months straight.
Man and Dave says he does not act childish and says he's a grown mam if he is then why does he watch baby shows then and just for the record he should be 37 years old not 35.
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
Not gonna lie, but The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill and Miraculous Ladybug are way better than the shows Dave likes!
I Agree
I know right
Agreed. Even I like other shows like the amazing world of gumball, adventure time, sonic boom and sonic prime
I agree I love the Simpsons
You’re never too old for baby shows
Lesson: don't tell lies to the police officers when the police officers come for nothing
Happy birthday Dave the Childish Father A.K.A the Crying Man which He made Me laugh!
I would have wrapped the misleading presents in Barney The Dinosaur wrapping paper to prank the heck out of Dave for constantly being such a manchild.
Happy Birthday Childish Dad! You got suggested to get some Simpsons DVDs!!!!
if you all watching this turn down your volume
Fireman Sam is not a baby show
Do you like fireman Sam ?
Yes it's my favorite HiT entertainment show
@@ubb-pllc ok.
Who’s your favourite character in fireman sam?
@PKEY-TV sam
Wait a minute. Wasn't Dave already 35 in TheRealRandomLozzie's Childish Dad videos?
He was 34 in my series, and now he's 35!
@@ExtremeKaicey what voice is that at 2:47?
@@dominicshermanJuan
@@HumphreyHurtukoh thx. The voice sounds like my Great-Great-Granddad
3:16
Why couldn’t they just get him the presents he wanted? It was his birthday after all. Also, him getting arrested on his own birthday was messed up, but he tried to frame his wife.
I remember I watch the Simpsons and family guy I watch them i when I love family guy and the Simpsons
Katherine and the kids should’ve given Dave what he wanted.
Miraculous Season 5 (2023) Was Available On Bilibili
Happy birthday Childish 1OTH
Family Barney Childish 🎉🎉🎉❤❤🎉🎉😊😊😊
If Dave really wanted the DVDs he wanted, he could have just bought them himself and been firm with his wife and kids, but at least he got arrested for telling lies to a police officer.
Haha childish dad deserves miraculous ladybug which is one of my favorite show!
the officer looks like caillou
2:47
And that is why you should never waste a police officer's time because stuff like this will happen to you.
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
dave gets grounded
Request: childish dad doesn’t want to watch jimmy neutron.
Happy birthday childish dad 🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
some kind of fucked up birthday that he has
Is muffin cupcake birthday I think is cake ready 🎉
He sounds like a dubstep remix now .. haha
Requrest: Childish Dad wants to watch Space Goofs
I cant believe that Dave made a bad decision on his birthday like wow he called 911 and he was talking about when he has a forcing wife to be greatful
Why is Dave crying on his birthday?
Today is Dave’s birthday, and he has some surprise presents! What can they be, and what happens when he reacts?
Childish Dad Is Ruining His Birthday! 😂🙏🏻
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
IDK?
@@DanaTheNintendoLoverGirl2011 he gets in big trouble for that
Oh Ok!
2:15 machine gun
I think it's king kong gorilla
@@Larrymckingthecarsfan-51 WAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH
I'm too old for baby shows
catheine could have madean exception and gotten the barney stuff? i mean it was his birthday right?
Request: Childish Dad wants to watch Mega Man Upon a Star
2nd Request: Childish Dad wants to watch The Adventures of Massey Ferguson
I love miraculous lady bug
Me too
My 24th birthday was last Friday.
Request: Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin
@@jacobpadilla2025 please stop
@@jacobpadilla2025 don't make me kill those animals 🦓🐧🐊 and don't make me destroy the soccer ball⚽ and don't make me make a video of burning Wimzie's House🏡 down
SOMEONE CRYING ON THEIR OWN BIRTHDAY???
THAT HAPPENS IN PEPPA PIG IN THE EPISODES ''GEORGE'S BIRTHDAY'' AND ''EDMOND ELEPHANT'S BIRTHDAY''
Hi
@@ZooterFoxThePrincess uh hi
@@BrimmySP how are you
@@ZooterFoxThePrincess uhhhhhhhhhhhh
For my birthday I want family-friendly DVDs
Who likes Chowder better
Anything you suck i think what the officer meant to say was anything you say will be used against you in a court of law. He said suck
I love miraculous ladybug
I knew this could happen
Why Was This Recommended To Me 💀
Happy B-day Childish Dad
When is Dave's birthday?
You should’ve just got him the DVDs he wanted instead of adult DVDs.
We bag men 😡🤬😡🤬at 12:00
From zn reed.
What are you saying?
What about anime, Toonami, Studio Ghibli, The Boondocks
Arrested on your birthday.
Request:Childish Dad Wants to watch Dinosaur train
Hey my name is Jasmine smith I’m 28 years old and I like playing with toys and watching cartoons a lot because your never too old to be playing with toys and watching cartoons
How does a person not know their own birthday?
Happy birthday buddy
Yoyo Circus?
It's jojo's circus not yoyo circus
@@dylanivanmaciasrojas9605 Oh! I Get It
Jojo's Circus was on Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior), and it was also a Family Channel programming.
It doesn’t how his crying sounds all he wanted was stuff he asked for Christmas but that crazy lady didn’t listen
Childish Dad Flexing His Muscles And Crying Like A Motor Car Engine Like Leni Loud The Childish Loud Sibling
Hey Dave my name is Jasmine smith from sanford Nc I like playing with toys and watching cartoons a lot
tell me how old Dave is again-
36
Miraculous ladybug I love that show
Bro i would love the Simpson dvd for my birthday
cool
Request: childish dad wants to watch Rosie's rules
Birthday
Hey Dave if you don’t want the miraculous ladybug one I can have it❤❤❤❤❤❤ 🎉🎉🎉🎉
What will happen Childish Dad kills The Simpsons and Peter Griffin and turns jail into a beverage and drinks it
I Like Spongebob Squarepants My Little Pony Encanto Littlest Pet Shop Smiling Crittes Barbie Dreamtopia Rainbow girls And Fluttershy Rainbow
Vote to agree with Dave not Catherine
He's telling a lie like a Karen
He’s 36
In my version of Childish Dad season 1 episodes 1-14, he is 34! And in season 1 episodes 15-26, seasons 2, 3, 4, and 5, he is 35!
I like family guy
3:16-2:48
Unhappy birthday to dave
Why is he crying too much
35 years old
P😊
THE STOP IT THE HOY SA SAM
I Hate Horror Simsons!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate barney