Relic22 Finding baby Hitler meanwhile in the MCU... Finding Spider-Man Around two months after far from home... PS Deadpool is now in the MCU scenes dark phoenix bombed badly like a suicide bomber from the Middle east
@@spaceman6215 im from dc universe but i like this character and that was a joke from a movie (fun fact in DC universe they know about marvel and in marvel they know about DC
I want to see Professor X in the second film just to show him freaking out after reading his mind. Imagine that bit with the animated characters and the animated credits x10000 and you know what it will do to poor old Charles
+Dwayne Brown The former CEO of Marvel hated Fox, but Kevin Feige actually has a good standing relationship with them. You never know, something could happen.
pretty obvious the movie was straight up retarded, the song says I don't care if I offend you. obviously when it comes to women and feminism, they straight neutered deadpool.
*Lyrics* Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head and I won't stop What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop? All these bitches are pre-madonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce Deadpool Sexy motherfucker Deadpool Dead- Captain Deadpool Nah, just Deadpool Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump, flip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what, I brought Colossus! Times up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face About to take you all to school, with guns and knives Deadpool Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules I came for the tacos Deadpool Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut Deadpool 'Bout to throw down with all these fools So come an' get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha! Kickin' ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playin' games These superpowers are feelin' strange I move like a freaking ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got somethin' to say That's right, I run ma mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh Ha, ha, ha! Where you gonna go to? Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool When I fall off a ledge Deadpool The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel So click, click, boom! Deadpool I don't believe in the golden rule I came to get laid Deadpool Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool
Benching 500 ibs for 3 reps shit man I wanted to write this one buy you already did it xd, saw it yesterday #DP2, Best Marvel Superhero, the mix of comedy is perfect, Deadpool 1 was low budget but still an awesome movie and good looking, Batman and Deadpool My favorite superheroes
Even the song in the montage broke the 4th wall!! So a 4th wall, within a 4th wall, within a 4th wall, that's...64 Walls!!! "Sexy Muthafuckaaaaaaahhh!!"
See what happens when Fox lets fans make a movie for fans and throw in some fanmade content? FAN-TASTIC shit, THAT'S WHAT! [Well, not the one with tinfoil Doctor Doom. That's a whole different kind of fantastic shit.]
Deadpool ( x3 ) They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop But all these bitches are pre-madonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce Deadpool Sexy motherfucka (Deadpool) Deadpool (Captain Deadpool ) Nah, just Deadpool Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave But I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feeling reckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump clip and leave ‘em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass, as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put them right in their place Revenge, im gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha! Kickin' ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playing games These superpowers, are feeling strange I move like a freakin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got something to say That's right, I run my mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're trying to run, and it's making me laugh Ha ha ha Where you're gonna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool, Wanna fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy ass guards, always lookin' to duel, So click click BOOM! (Deadpool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucka Sexy motherfucka ( x4 ) Deadpool ( x4 )
I asked my class advisor if we could play at this at graduation and she said no because there's goingt to be little kids. I said we could just find an insurmental version. She asked why I wanted to play it so bad and I told the background music sounds like runway music and I want to feel like I'm walking on a runway. Guess what? She did! She played the insurmental version!
Somone actually found a clean version to this so guess what? We walked out to the clean version of the song. It was amazing with everyone dancing down the isle and singing it, sometimes even acting it out. Graduations aresuppose to make some people cry, but the people were laughing and crying. It was amazing
This is easily one of my favorite movies ever now. I was crying when he was chasing the guy with the Zamboni XD They seriously nailed the character. Thank you Ryan Reynolds :D
Don't thank Ryan or the director or FOX thank the Saint among us who went out of his was to leak the test footage. That man is a great man who brought a character we all wanted finally to the big screen
Ok, let's pro con this whole superhero thing. Ow Pro: They pull down a GAGGLE of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals in both origin storys and larger onsomble team films, CON: THEY'RE ALL LAME-ASS TEACHERS PETS.
Como é que ESSE FILME não foi indicado para o Oscar?! Resposta: Os jurados são puritanos demais para esse tipo de coisa... How was THAT MOVIE not nominated for the Academy?! Answer: The jurors are too puritanical for this sort of thing ...
Just released our Follow Up, and its Available on the Deadpool Reloaded Soundtrack. Pop by and say hello, and Give her a listen, she's SeXy... Merc With A Mouth.
Normally, i don't like rap songs but this was just awesome! The beat was catchy, the lyrics funny and represent well Deadpool, the music sounds nice. Everything is cool in this rap, i loved it ^^ Thank's a lot for sharing it here, it was a good idea! It's already the seventh time that i listen to this song, not in a row i mean. Geez she is great!
OHHH!! im so sorry!!!!! YOU LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CONFUSING!!! IS IT SEXIST TO HIT YOU? IS IT MORE SEXIST NOT TO HIT YOU ? THE LINE GETS REAL BLURRY
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop Whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop? But all these bitches are pre madonnas I stuff my face with chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce (Deadpool) Sexy mothafuckaaaa! (Deadpool) (Deadpool) Captain Deadpool! Nah, Just Deadpool! Merc with a mouth I can't die- One foot in a grave but I'm still alive Try to kill me I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump flip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs, and bosses Guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place Revenge! I'm gunna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha! Kickin' ass and takin' names Payback time, I'm not playin' games These superpowers are feeling strange I move like a freakin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords, now all up in ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got somethin' to say That's right I run my mouth all day Step up, take a bloodbath Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh Ha! Ha! Ha! Where you gunna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Deadpool Do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom! (Deapool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker (Sexy motherfucker) (Sexy motherfucker) (Sexy motherfucker) (Sexy motherfucker) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Dead... Pool...)
I listened to the third line a couple times and it's actually "Got blades, grenades, got guns galore." But it does sound like "blades for days" because they say it so fast. :-)
The lines I wish they had; "I don't know but my boss Ajax might!" Music cuts, Deadpool looks at the camera then giggles before looking back. "You know what? That's my bad. Where's Ajax?"
Yo but I remember before even teamheadkick had the OG version. (Got into it with the deadpool game) “I can’t die I’m invincible” but the new cut is weeiiiiird I love that y’all got the opportunity to do this for the movie though. Yall had a great rap and I’m so happy y’all finally got recognised
when I heard this on the movie I fell in love with lol now I know why... YOU guys made it. you guys made my favorite Assassin's Creed raps so of course I'd love this shit as soon as I hear it. NICE
after my motorcycle accident, an operation on my foot where i had 2 steel rods inserted into my toes, i never took any medications (antibiotics/painkillers), i literally just blasted this song all day on loop. its been 3 months, doctors were like " ok your wounds are healing up nicely. continue with the medication" and im like "uhh yea sure". everytime i go for a cast change, "whats you name " . "deadpool"
Finding Nemo
Finding Dori
Finding Francis
Relic22
Finding baby Hitler
meanwhile in the MCU...
Finding Spider-Man
Around two months after far from home...
PS Deadpool is now in the MCU scenes dark phoenix bombed badly like a suicide bomber from the Middle east
Xd
@ finding spider man :))
That should me a fan made movie
Finding Russell and finding Cable
Still a badass rap even after all these years.
5 years already my god
@@Junior-lc2im it's just one of the best Headkick ever did. So much so they did a remix for a movie.
Hell yeah!
I saw this movie HIGH as balls. It still sticks with me
@@TheB00tyWarrior it's great I like the first movie better than the second in terms of music.
"Your ass is grass and I'm mowing the lawn" is just such a good line!
Everything what deadpool say is a Classic
ima mow the lawn
duke nukems line is better he says ‘“your ass is grass, and ive got the weed wacker “
@@ciggyls11 not really imo, a weed whacker is a deadly weapon
😂😂😂
Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I'M BATMAN
Lol
Are you sure you aren’t from the DC universe?
Deadpool: I'm unicorn
@@spaceman6215 im from dc universe but i like this character and that was a joke from a movie (fun fact in DC universe they know about marvel and in marvel they know about DC
@@moniku4839 the line in Deadpool two. Was that Cable is so dark Deadpool makes a joe about him being probably from the dark dc universe....
"I'm taking you back to the professor."
"McAvoy or Stewart, these timelines confuse me."
-That part had me dying.
I want to see Professor X in the second film just to show him freaking out after reading his mind. Imagine that bit with the animated characters and the animated credits x10000 and you know what it will do to poor old Charles
I want to see a Deadpool/Spider-man crossover
Sara Rodriguez
well if they can make an agreement with sony they could do Deadpool VS Carnage
+Sara Rodriguez most likely no because marvel studios hates 20th century fox
+Dwayne Brown The former CEO of Marvel hated Fox, but Kevin Feige actually has a good standing relationship with them. You never know, something could happen.
Im only living by Deadpool's golden rule: what you do to others, i do to you...
So youll eat cheetos out of my arse wtf
@@WhitShiro dont knock it till you try it...
(whispers) super penis 😈
@@Wade_Castle I know I have super penis but I'm not into guys unless Deadpool
Hey
Lets pro/con this whole ordeal.
"I have never said this before, but don't swallow."
More accurately, "I've never said this, but don't swallow." But eh, close enough.
SCHWIFTY Pikachu “shhhhhit, did I leave the stove on?”
*gulp*
Is it bad that I'm only just now getting that joke and I saw this movie as soon as it came out
pansexual pride intenfies
DP: “Nobody’s getting hurt!”
(body falls off billboard)
DP: “That Guy was already up here before I got here.”
@@RadioactiveArachnid62 😆
One of the movies best line's.
This is so confusing, is it sexist to hit you or is it more sexist not to hit you, I mean the line is so....Blurry
pretty obvious the movie was straight up retarded, the song says I don't care if I offend you. obviously when it comes to women and feminism, they straight neutered deadpool.
+Introgauge .C it's egalitarianism, not feminism, and btw, don't bring that bitching and moaning here, just enjoy the music
nightmare come true oh really? then I'm against it then. so shaddap.
Introgauge .C no, you need to, whiny 5 year old
i know, right?
🎶🎶Captain Deadpool, nah just Deadpool🎶🎶👌👌👌
0:33 + 1:28 + 2:32 = 🔥
Не капитан дедпул а просто дедпул
wickser
1 more lile to 500
Captain America, nah just.......
Actually Captain America sounds better.
"Hey Yukio!"
"Hey Wadel!"
I think she said Wade
LikeAMoose Productions Yep she did
*Wade but HI anyways
Cable: Who are you?!
Wade: I'm Batman!
All these elderly white men on the walls should have brought my rape whistle
*Lyrics*
Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts
Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on
Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head and I won't stop
What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop?
All these bitches are pre-madonnas
I stuff my face with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
Deadpool
Sexy motherfucker
Deadpool
Dead- Captain Deadpool
Nah, just Deadpool
Merc with a mouth, I can't die
One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive
Try to kill me, I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump, flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs and bosses
Guess what, I brought Colossus!
Times up, better count your losses
Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place
Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face
About to take you all to school, with guns and knives
Deadpool
Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules
I came for the tacos
Deadpool
Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut
Deadpool
'Bout to throw down with all these fools
So come an' get some
Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha!
Kickin' ass and taking names
Payback time, I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feelin' strange
I move like a freaking ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya
I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got somethin' to say
That's right, I run ma mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha, ha, ha!
Where you gonna go to?
Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you
Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you
I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it's cool
When I fall off a ledge
Deadpool
The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel
So click, click, boom!
Deadpool
I don't believe in the golden rule
I came to get laid
Deadpool
Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool
I'm a sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Sexy motherucker
Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool
Sweet lord, thank you
👌🏻
Deadpool
👍
Man, ruck you.
Batman: WHERE ARE THEY!!
Deadpool: WHERE'S FRANCIS!!
General zod : I will find him!
John Jordan good one😂
John Jordan Cable: Who r you?
Deadpool : I AM BATMAN
Benching 500 ibs for 3 reps shit man I wanted to write this one buy you already did it xd, saw it yesterday #DP2, Best Marvel Superhero, the mix of comedy is perfect, Deadpool 1 was low budget but still an awesome movie and good looking, Batman and Deadpool
My favorite superheroes
John Jordan I just remembered! I left her stove on!
THIS IS CONFUSING!!! IS IT SEXIST TO HIT YOU? IS IT MORE SEXIST NOT TO HIT YOU ?
THE LINE GETS... REAL BLURRY..
No u
Nice to copy a comment man. Nice
Murat The Artist lololololololololololol
Lmao. Love the deidara pfp haha
Said while loading a gun and aiming.
*Kicking asses* WHERE IS FRANCIS!!!!!!!
What?
+The Shotgunner *Kicking asses* WHERE IS FRANCIS!!!?!??!
+Leonardo Camargo Heredia i forget to put the * *
+Leonardo Camargo Heredia Can you guys not hear me? Is the mask muffling my voice?!?
I never saw the movie
“DONT MAKE ME ASK TWICE”
*not so later in the movie*
“He made me ask twice”
Is the mask muffling my voice?
he made him ask twice
Is the mask muffling my voice?
3 people said "Is the mask muffling my voice?", wich means they rly laughted at that part and remembered it.
@@painis_cupcake9218 Comedy comes in three
I basically lose my shit when I HEARD THAT IN CINEMA! EPIC LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS!
+Atari Arrow Its was better with all the blood and shooting in the background
Ikr I danced cuz it was so sick af
it's my new jam!!
+Fallon Estrello agreed
It sounded so fucking awesome in Dolby Atmos
“Is The Mask Muffling My Voice?”
Yes yes is it is
Oof nobody told him where Francis is because they know him as Ajax
Or do they?
Was the “oof” neccesary?
Oof
@@turbotuning2026 Oof
He got his name from the dish soap 😂
"Captain Deadpooool...!!!
Naah just Deadpool!
Merc with a mouth, I can't die
One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive"
These lyrics are GOLD!!!
I was surprised when I heard this in the theater
same 👌
+Keelan Barron or was it? *smooch*
+ThatSpiderGuy1963 IKR
+Damien Gibson Haha love u
Me too I was watching the movie and when I heard it I was jumping up and down in my seat I even had a new deadpool shirt on
My jaw dropped when I heard this song in the movie
"Im sexy as hell but I cover my face."
I was like is that... is that... Team Headkick???!!!
mine too hehe
Even the song in the montage broke the 4th wall!!
So a 4th wall, within a 4th wall, within a 4th wall, that's...64 Walls!!!
"Sexy Muthafuckaaaaaaahhh!!"
Sucks the lyrics could be barely heard :/
X FORCE
X FORCE
X FORCE
Can't believe they put this song in movie, pretty awesome.
Which one
@@ianwhilton35 first one
Fun Fact, This song was originally made for the Deadpool Video Game but was scrapped, and It ended up in the movie instead!
Wrong wrong this song was made for the movie thk had one from the video game and this has different lyrics for the movie
It was a fan song for the game by Teamheadkick and they remade it for the movie
@Incognito Man I am so proud of you
@@brauliohernandez3724 inaccurate, the original DP rap was made for the 2013 game. Though it was reworked for the film
@@onenerdygremlin it wasn't made for the game. It was a fan song based around the game
See what happens when Fox lets fans make a movie for fans and throw in some fanmade content? FAN-TASTIC shit, THAT'S WHAT!
[Well, not the one with tinfoil Doctor Doom. That's a whole different kind of fantastic shit.]
yep
+Wade Wilson Do I know you?
+Wade Wilson not to mention over 100 easter eggs that have nothing to do with the film too, lol =]]]
+Wade Wilson hopefully other films follow in the success of this film
+Anakin Skywalker They weren't easter eggs, those were the nature of Deadpool.
When I heard this during the movie I knew I was gonna search for it when I got home later. So dope!
same 😍
Same!
+AMGamerTV SO TRUE XD
so true
yeah me too haha
Deadpool ( x3 )
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop
But all these bitches are pre-madonnas
I stuff my face with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
Deadpool
Sexy motherfucka
(Deadpool)
Deadpool
(Captain Deadpool )
Nah, just Deadpool
Merc with a mouth, I can't die
One foot in the grave But I'm still alive
Try to kill me, I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feeling reckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump clip and leave ‘em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs and bosses
Guess what? I brought Colossus!
Time's up, better count your losses
Kickin' that ass, as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, put them right in their place
Revenge, im gonna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face
I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
(Deadpool)
Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos
(Deadpool)
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
(Deadpool)
'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some
Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha!
Kickin' ass and taking names
Payback time, I'm not playing games
These superpowers, are feeling strange
I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords now I'll avenge ya
I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got something to say
That's right, I run my mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now you're trying to run, and it's making me laugh
Ha ha ha
Where you're gonna go to?
Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you
Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you
I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it's cool, Wanna fall off a ledge
(Deadpool)
The crazy ass guards, always lookin' to duel, So click click BOOM!
(Deadpool)
I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
(Deadpool)
Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool,
I'm a sexy motherfucka
Sexy motherfucka ( x4 )
Deadpool ( x4 )
Awesome
This rap needs a little more of sex jokes,But i love it!
Thanks so much!
+Ultimate Deadpool (Wade wilson) this is sexy enough actually...
+The [Fe] Throne One foot in the grave not grate, but thanks!
everybody: you don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
deadpool: hold my beer
Deadpool brings guns and knives
About to take you all to school with them
Technically, they aren't knives. They are katanas.
everyone: you don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
deadpool: hold my knife
@@smanly3274baby knife - a wise man
I told my parents to play this at my wedding and my funeral
They won't attend your funeral
If this song is on i will attend guranteed ._.
Lol 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
I asked my class advisor if we could play at this at graduation and she said no because there's goingt to be little kids. I said we could just find an insurmental version. She asked why I wanted to play it so bad and I told the background music sounds like runway music and I want to feel like I'm walking on a runway. Guess what? She did! She played the insurmental version!
Somone actually found a clean version to this so guess what? We walked out to the clean version of the song. It was amazing with everyone dancing down the isle and singing it, sometimes even acting it out. Graduations aresuppose to make some people cry, but the people were laughing and crying. It was amazing
TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE.... IN 5 MINS!!!
by a FUCKING ZAMBONI!!!!!
+TheNyanNoodle starts laughing a lot
In Super Smash Bros!
Tony19C lol
Tony19C at mario galaxy 2
"Captain dead pool..... Nah just dead pool"
The gaming meme 2323 deadpool*
Maximilian Trauner like a testicle with teeth 😂😂
Deadpool you look like freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of utah
Maximilian Trauner thank you
Deadpool you're welcome
“Blades for days, and guns galore!” Unless he forgets them in Dopender’s taxi.
"You made me ask twice! Is the mask muffling my voice?"
SudokuBrony ğtğtğ4ğrt4
Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass.
Donde esta francesca?
She made me ask twice...😋😋😋
"TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE' GONNA DIE...
in FIVE MINUTES!!!"
This is easily one of my favorite movies ever now. I was crying when he was chasing the guy with the Zamboni XD They seriously nailed the character. Thank you Ryan Reynolds :D
Don't thank Ryan or the director or FOX thank the Saint among us who went out of his was to leak the test footage. That man is a great man who brought a character we all wanted finally to the big screen
+Lee Morgan Except without Reynolds and the director, there would be no test footage. Also, I am pretty sure one of them leaked it anyway.
+Mr Critical Reynolds hinted that he did it on one of a talk show
+DesolateMyHate and at Comic-con
@@mrcritical6751 which was Ryan Reynolds xD
Francis: "What's my name"
Deadpool: "Oh, imma gonna spell it out for 'ya!"
F.R.A.N.C.I.S.
😂😂😂
+DivisIAN
He spelled it out with the bodies XD
That is how deadpool acts like in the comics. lol. #greatest movie ever
DP: Bob?
Bob: Wade? We haven't seen each other since....
Both: Jacksonville.
"i'm sexy as hell and i cover my face"
this song is ahead of it's time...
"TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE.....IN 5 MINUTES!!!!!" gets me everytime
+THE LONE WOLF Easily the best part of that montage.
*laughs* "Your about to be killed by a fucking Zamboni" 😂
Funniest line of the whole movie
danoham10
I dunno, that X-Man mansion jab was pretty good.
+Corrderio Deadpool:I only see u and collosus in mansion looks like the studios couldn't afford more x-men xD
The murder montage with this playing made me so happy
you're clowning.......you're not clowning
...I sense clowns
It was glorious. And no he's not clowning
@@fangsabre it was such a beautiful display of Passion. ❤️
The 90's movie rap was the icing on the cake for this movie
Bruh, i haven't seen any among us things for a while but not gonna lie I actually thought your pfp is among us for a sec
"Well, we can all agree that shit just went SIDEWAYS in the most colossal way."
"Okay, maybe not THE most".
Ok, let's pro con this whole superhero thing.
Ow
Pro: They pull down a GAGGLE of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals in both origin storys and larger onsomble team films,
CON:
THEY'RE ALL LAME-ASS TEACHERS PETS.
That movie was freaking awesome, I can't wait to see the sequel.
Yes and I'm watching it now 😁😁😁😁😁
If the sequel has more practical effects and less CGI it will be a masterpiece.
Hahajajajajajahajajahahahahahahahagahahahahagahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah im gay
Juggernaut is in Deadpool 2, just saw it.. It was amazing!!
TAIGA Yeah, I saw it yesterday and I cried because I thought it was the last Deadpool movie, but I got pranked
WHERE'S FRANCIS?!?!
dont make me ask twice 77
Di-zone Does the mask muffle my voice???
+Derek Collins where the fuck is francis?!
+Derek Collins The scene is completed bro ;)
Have you seen this man?! haha xD
“I left him when he said his moms name was Martha too.”
0:32 hits hard
You may be wondering why the red suit? It's so my enemies cant see me bleed, this guys got the right idea he wore the brown pants!
Aaaah, shit his pant. I get it.
sperm isn't colorful
I love that scene X3
@@ashleyhawk5691 I love X3 too
Duke O'cain iconic movie line from the highway fight I believe in the first dpool movie
This Shit's gonna have nuts in it!
For the last time I say that ok
Where's Francis?!
I shot that fucker remember
@@robman1493 salt and water and lemon for blood
Or wear red. Dumbas$...
Captaiinn Deaadpooool, nah just Deadpool. Seeing it for the third time tonight ! 3peat !
+Eric Opperman lol i just watched it for the 3rd time today!
+Eric Opperman haha also 3rd time yesterday !!
+Eric Opperman dude nice. ill have my 3rd viewing this friday. so excited!!!
What about scare-devil
+Eric Opperman I'm going for my 4th viewing this saturday hahaha!!
"YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET KILLED BY A ZAMBONI" 😂😂😂
TELL ME WHERE YOUR BOSS IS OR YOU’RE GONNA DIE!
…In 5 minutes!
It’s a Big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.
"Maximum Effort."
How was this not nominated for best original song at the oscars?! It's a damn shame
Como é que ESSE FILME não foi indicado para o Oscar?! Resposta: Os jurados são puritanos demais para esse tipo de coisa...
How was THAT MOVIE not nominated for the Academy?! Answer: The jurors are too puritanical for this sort of thing ...
Because it was a fan-made rap that was created to coincide with the Deadpool Video Game in 2013. So, it was ineligible.
I will only ask this once: “Where’s Francis?!?!”
"He made me ask twice."
Is the mask?
Is the mask muffling my voice?
Donde esta Francesco?
Captain deadpoooooool
+Horse Media actually it's poolio
NAH just deadpool :D
+Ahmed Essam oh ok :(
Sounds like a fucking franchise.
Nah just Deadpool!
Just released our Follow Up, and its Available on the Deadpool Reloaded Soundtrack. Pop by and say hello, and Give her a listen, she's SeXy... Merc With A Mouth.
DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE!! WHERE.... IS FRANCIS!!!!!!!!
HE MAKE ME ASK TWICE. DID THE MASK MUFFLING MY VOICE ?
IC Tubes hey Fraaaanciiisss!!!
IC Tubes Where is Francis, fucking bitch
i fucking killed him in my first movie dont you see it??
IC Tubes TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS!!!!!!!!!! OR YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
IN 5 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Is it sexist to hit you is it more sexist not to hit you, i mean the line is so blurry"
Shit..... Did I leave the Stove on?
SpartanGuyOfficial I must've
SpartanGuyOfficial I'm looking for *snaps guys neck* FRANCIS! *holds up drawing* have you seen this man?
SpartanGuyOfficial - that guy was already up there, when I got here.
@@Vampire_Queen_Blood are you the real Mr d or am i
@@tatpap iam Deadpool
"Youre gonna get kiled by a Zamboni!"
In 5 minutes!
"AAaagghh..."
- Zamboni Guy
in 5 minutes... ;)
That was too funny!
+dulceedemetria LOL
All the comments are just lines from the movie...
I'm not complaining lol
90% movie lines
5% jokes
5% other
Holy shitballs, you're right.
The Magnus Pow Films i know right they seem like comparisons to batmans "Where is he" or "where ARE THEY"
this isnt from the movie
Deadpool and wolverine today babyyyyyy
Normally, i don't like rap songs but this was just awesome! The beat was catchy, the lyrics funny and represent well Deadpool, the music sounds nice. Everything is cool in this rap, i loved it ^^
Thank's a lot for sharing it here, it was a good idea!
It's already the seventh time that i listen to this song, not in a row i mean. Geez she is great!
Same
*I've listened to this about 1000 times in a row already. It's that good. 👌*
well it was made for the game
Wow, you don't like rap, you are so special. Guess you were born in wrong generation 😭😭
@@MokChoiYew there's more than 1 genre out dickhead
I was so happy when this started playing, the movie was perfect but this made it even better. God bless Ryan Reynolds.
IS IT SEXIST TO HIT YOU!?
IS IT SEXIST TO NOT HIT YOU!?
*Cocks gun*
Guns solve the worlds problems confirmed 10/10
Yup
The line is very blurry *cocks pistol and points it at one of them*
B-Dawg The Shiny Zorua just shoot her!!
"Got blades for days, got guns galore"
Yet somehow I still manage to show up to the fight barely armed
I never said this, but don't swallow
IS IT SEXIST TO HIT YOU, OR SEXIST TO NOT HIT YOU?
Liaminator the line is blurry
Liaminator
What?
Liaminator Star in your own horror films.
who else crazy about this movie right now?
+Sree Vishnu 69/10 would watch again !!!
Atryan ಹೆರಾಲ್ಡ್ I just can't get deadpool outta my mind :P
+Sree Vishnu
*"Pan"* *"Pan"* *"Pan"* Bad Deadpool!
*"Pan"* Good Deadpool!
oh fuck yeah bud
+Sree Vishnu I've already seen it twice.
Nice, just went to see deadpool 2. great song btw i loved it
X-Force was a great song, as well. made my day :)
matt heller you should hear Celine Dion song ashes, Deadpool soundtrack
Interviewer: "How would you describe yourself?"
Me: 0:54
Lol xD
lol that made me laugh XD
OHHH!! im so sorry!!!!!
YOU LITTLE SPIDER MONKEY!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS CONFUSING!!!
IS IT SEXIST TO HIT YOU?
IS IT MORE SEXIST NOT TO HIT YOU ?
THE LINE GETS REAL BLURRY
Fast Flash
I love deadpool
donde esta frances
Fast Flash as he’s cocking the gun back 😂
Fast Flash donde esta Francis?
"This shit's gonna have nuts in it!"
SudokuBrony
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
Whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop?
But all these bitches are pre madonnas
I stuff my face with chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
(Deadpool)
Sexy mothafuckaaaa!
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
Captain Deadpool!
Nah, Just Deadpool!
Merc with a mouth
I can't die-
One foot in a grave but I'm still alive
Try to kill me I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs, and bosses
Guess what? I brought Colossus!
Time's up, better count your losses
Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place
Revenge! I'm gunna give you a taste
I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face
I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
(Deadpool)
Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's
(Deadpool)
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
(Deadpool)
'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some
Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain
Ha! Kickin' ass and takin' names
Payback time, I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feeling strange
I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords, now all up in ya
I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got somethin' to say
That's right I run my mouth all day
Step up, take a bloodbath
Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Where you gunna go to?
Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you
Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Deadpool
Do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge
(Deadpool)
The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom!
(Deapool)
I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
(Deadpool)
Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Sexy motherfucker)
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
(Dead... Pool...)
Aleksa Vlaisavljevic Awesome
I listened to the third line a couple times and it's actually "Got blades, grenades, got guns galore." But it does sound like "blades for days" because they say it so fast. :-)
Good job man. But I think it's "Tell 'em goaltend breaking the rules" not "Telling jokes breaking the rules"
I have thinked he said They call me dick xD
+AleksaVlaisavljevic thanks!
I remember liking this (seemingly indie) band back in middle school, imagine my surprise when I heard them in the movie!
Teamheadkick always killing it. Nice to see their work being appreciated
I got it. Dead Pool. Captain Deadpool. No, just Deadpool.
Harold Saxon! XD
*Do You Have Off Switch?*
Yeah it's right next to the prostate or is that the ON switch ;)
This person gets it ✋.
"You maybe wondering why the red suit, well thats so bad guys can't see me bleed"
This guy! He got the right idea! He wore the brown pants!
@@joshuastrittmatter4188 *shoots* Aaa look I only have 12 bullets so your gonna have to share
@@piuppet470 let's count them down.
*WHERE'S FRANCIS!*
meow ded
captain deadpooooollll!!!!!!!!! nah just deadpool
superman I HATE YOU. I LOVE DEADPOOL.
agent 47 Superman is GOD
I swear ragen someone says something part of the video I am exactly at that part
gary potter he has the power of a god but that doesn't mean he is
"WHERE'S FRANCIS?!"
Whammm
"He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?"
The lines I wish they had;
"I don't know but my boss Ajax might!"
Music cuts, Deadpool looks at the camera then giggles before looking back.
"You know what? That's my bad. Where's Ajax?"
I love them having Team Headkick for both movies. It's really nice to hear familiar voices
this was played during the credits for deadpool 2 :))
X-force version...
🎵CAPTAIN DEADPOOL! Nah, just Deadpool!🎵
every thing just went side ways in the most COLOSSAL way!
WAR TURTLE! "Sees action figure from xmen origins"....well, maybe not the most."
Can't wait for him to destroy the MCU's reputation
This is definitly Deadpool theme song, so great to see where it comes from. Didn't know these guys before but they rock.
Stuff my face with chimemchangas, tacos and beers while I’m keeping it lose
Thumbs this up if your ready for Deadpool 2?
Seeing it tonight
Saw it today. Just gonna say.AWESOME
Nujactv X-Force
Nujactv thumbs up for Deadpool 3
you'RE
Yo but I remember before even teamheadkick had the OG version. (Got into it with the deadpool game)
“I can’t die I’m invincible” but the new cut is weeiiiiird
I love that y’all got the opportunity to do this for the movie though. Yall had a great rap and I’m so happy y’all finally got recognised
Francis: what my name
Deadpool: * Il spell it out for u *
Spells it out with dead body's
Me: LeL
when the teacher tells u to write a song about your favorite super "hero"
He may be super but he is NOT a hero
when I heard this on the movie I fell in love with lol now I know why... YOU guys made it. you guys made my favorite Assassin's Creed raps so of course I'd love this shit as soon as I hear it. NICE
with it*
Teamheadkick!
"Hi Wade!"
"Hi Yukio!"
Dude! I was psyched when I heard this in the movie, I'm so happy for you guys. Congrats!!
i literally listen to this every day
Quadrant you still listen to this everyday?
Still listening Quadrant ?
If you are please move on.
you have issues
@@Cristopher.C you do*
after my motorcycle accident, an operation on my foot where i had 2 steel rods inserted into my toes, i never took any medications (antibiotics/painkillers), i literally just blasted this song all day on loop. its been 3 months, doctors were like " ok your wounds are healing up nicely. continue with the medication" and im like "uhh yea sure". everytime i go for a cast change, "whats you name " . "deadpool"
I remember wades first quote in the movie when this song started playing
This shit is gonna have nuts in it 😂😂😂😂lol haha
DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE ARE BACK!!!!!
799 people got their ass kicked by deadpool.
CyberDance either that or 806 work for Francis
jyh😉😉😉😉😉😉
CyberDance As his girlfriend watches
Loop this banger 'cause it's cool when a new pool movie's out
Baha... This makes you feel so much like a badass while working out...