HOW JEFF WITTEK RUINED BROOKE’S HOOKUP…… - Ep. 76
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- Опубликовано: 21 мар 2024
- On this episode we are joined by Jeff Wittek. We discover our ratings on wiki feet, we discuss stalkers, Nerf, and how accidentaly ruins Brooke’s hookup.
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JUST IN TIME, I’M PACKING A BOWL
taking another a hit of mine just cuz i saw this comment🤣😶🌫️
I’ll pack your bowl out
No literally same jus set the grinder down and picked up my phone and saw this😮💨
@@bbyraii. i love you for that 😭
real
brooke saying “that’s when i started believing in autism again” was so funny and no one noticed it
killed me that it went unnoticed 😭😭😭
i hope i dont miss that one im only 3 mins in
Fr lmaooo
please im like over halfway through im scared i missed it whats the timestamp😭
13:30 is the timestamp
i love how jeff is so sweet to brooke and then just straight up bullies tana
New friend vs a best friend.
“Isn’t it kinda sad when a stalker gives up on you?”
“Yeah. I fell off.”
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
Jeff cancelling his therapist because he had a rattail had me DYING
Good choice, Jeff.
very jeff lore
“I feel like you have more access to ketamine than you do oranges” lmaooooo Brooke is so damn funny
Brooke lives down by the brooklyn bridge. She OWNS the bridge. 🎶If you wanna let me down, let me down gently, don't pretend that you don't want me. Water under the bridge🎶
How
love her! she’s so fast with the one liners 😂 i’m stoked for the tour
@@beatporthaha Ni no.
@@meladym1698 ???? girl what
Absolutely dying about Jeff’s stalker falling out of his truck… the second time 😭
I was scared for him when he was speaking about it on JEFF FM. She's not well balanced in my opinion.
Me too 😂 crying laughing
This is da 🌲-O right hea!
Aaand 43 minutes later, I got what 🌲-O meant 😅💀
Comedic genius
YESSSSS
You da man Jeff! 🥲💙💯
jeff i had 750 mg of thc i need u to break this down for me asap but also at your convenience mister haircut guy
Jeff imitating Makoa: “Yeah babe, I’ll do it”
Brooke: “he’s British?”
Hahahah
im cackling at jeffs HUH?! when tana asked if you had to take a tampon out to pee and he thought she was referring to him personally😂😂
I know right? It's not like he can shove the tampon into his pee hole, that's scientifically impossible! 😂
time stamp?
tana asking jeff the most outrageous questions back to back is sending meee 😭😭
The Jeff/tana energy combo never misses 😍 also when Jeff started crying I got in my feels too. Dog deaths suck so bad😭
and Tana was so insensitive as usual
@@megdevries5616why are you here
tana having the giggles when jeff was talking about nerf is sending me😭
i can't lie i was dying right along with her
"It's NERF or nothing!"
how does someone laugh when the other person is crying over a death?!
exactly.... did not find it funny at all...@@Renkk17
@@giablue5002SAME LMDAOO
“Who had their period last?” Lmaoooo excuse me? 😭
Tana cackling while jeff was literally crying was so funny😭 I felt bad but you can’t help but laugh. I love this episode!!
No fr😭 as much I love dogs, that conversation was funny
what time
Jeff telling the story about the stalker with the car and the fact it happened twice back to back has me holleringgggg.
i was in tears like miss girl was DEDICATED and poor jeff was just trying to be nice 😭😭😂
"its caught in your little shoe lace" 😂😂😂 Brooke kills me with her one liners
AHahahaaaa
Ikr haha & then it cut to the ad💀
🤣🤣🤣
the braided rat tail being the final straw kills me 💀🤣
All I can see in my head is the weekends braided rat tail in the idol as his therapist and it makes it even funnier
@@tevial-g9573bar for bar same 😭😭💀
idk makoa and tana’s dynamic and I’m sure he’s great bc she’s really happy rn but I love that jeff is so incredibly protective of her. I just think tana can actually relax when he’s around
which is why he’s an amazing man to be her best friend and hopefully is in her life forever
It’s definitely an act. There’s so much tension from both of them towards each other. It’s like cmon guys just be mom and dad already
Watching Jeff on this podcast, I have a newfound admiration toward him.
This ladies is what you call a man, tears and all. I haven't seen this kinda honor, compassion, integrity, loyalty, humor, good looks all in one singular person in 20 years .. I'm to old, but young ladies this is what you should be looking for, young men take notes.
I’m 30 and I’ve been saying this about Jeff for so long - he really has it all it seems too good to be true lol
girl we’ve BEEN trying to find a man like him 😢
“dressed for the disney channel games” is insaneeee😭💀
😂😂😂😂
i mean she isnt wrong😭😭
And accurate😂😂😂
brooke saying jeff’s balls would be caught in his shoelace is killlliingggg me
Not only that, his LITTLE shoelace 😂
Fr thoo
Same it was so quick. The way she throws quips like that out like they’re nothing is part of what makes her so funny!
“Had to keep my hand on his paw” STOP I’m sobbing now 😭😩
no one:
the lights behind tana: :|
Nooo this is killing me how did you notice that ahahahahah
someone commented it on another video a while back and i cant unsee it lol@@mrseaweed614
“I’m just walking around” “this is the roof”
that part sent me😭
Jeff’s little “she’s funny” at Brooke in the beginning was sooo funny
was it stiff socks that she’s talking about were being cooked for being condescending?
@@alissapatton1014no, its lucas zelnicks podcast
@@alissapatton1014 no on Luke Zelnicks pod they kept being like "wow you're actually cool" "actually funny" like they didn't expect it of her at all
Jeff being forced to sit and talk with the girlies is all I need. Thank y’all for your service ❤
tana giggling uncontrollably while jeff tearily talks about nerf killed me
Jeff and Brooke getting together and ruining everything for everyone is my problematic ideal.
YEP
Getting together howwwwww?!
Are we talking bach3lor 😆
what does this even mean
For those who cant understand: Jeff is currently on the BatcH3lor and Tana has a lifelong plan to have him on her arm I think it would be chaotic as hell if Brooke just started dating him instead
love how they beeped dry shampoo and then jeff did the most obvious acting of dry shampoo 😂
At first I was thinking it was going to be a pink toy 💗🫨 lol
i’m excited! i’ll definitely try it; we’ll see if it beats amika’s
definitely will buy the pink dry shampoo
@@p0ltergeishaamika smells terrible
Tana and Brooke playing footsies at 33:30 💓This was the funniest episode! KEEP THIS TRIO
“I didn’t know what you were doing. I was on mushrooms and you were scaring me” is one of my favorite quotes from this episode 😭😆💀
‘ITS CAUGHT IN YOUR LITTLE SHOE LACE’😭😭😭 her humour is too under appreciated
Can someone pls give me the time stamp when she says this?? Watched the whole thing and I missed it and can’t find it 🥲
@@xoVioleteyezxo18:40
@@xoVioleteyezxo18:30
@@xoVioleteyezxo18:39 they almost cut her off😭
my friend recently died from a fentanyl overdose at 20 and hearing this podcast about death and planning each others made me laugh and cry. so sweet.
So sorry for your loss 🙏🏽
My best friend just passed away this week for the same thing. Caught me off guard to hear them talk about it
I'm so sorry for your loss :( We are losing so many people to it now. Nearly 200 people a day die in the USA from fent ODs :( My man ODed from fent laced H back in 2010. He caught "the first wave" of it because when I was a hardcore active H user, it was REAL H! Not this fent stuff they have on the streets now! Now it's RARE (like UNICORN RARE!) to find REAL H these days but I've got nearly 11 years sober from hard drugs and a little over 3 years sober from alcohol! Y'all be careful out there! Recovery is beautiful!
Edit: My man survived the OD (barely but he did) and we are still together 14 years later and clean! :)
Im so sorry for your loss...
I’m so sorry for your loss.
Jeff & Brooke would be TOO GOOD together😍
“I’ll send you a pic later” “Really??” “No.” 😂😂😂
HE SOUNDED SO EXCITED
Thank you for feeding us this evening mothers🙏🙏🌸🌸
WHEN JEFF CRYS AND TANA LOLS 😂😂💀
kinda sociopath-y
@@krystinaraquelpeople sometimes laugh when they’re in awkward situations
@@pepperment1 this is what i thought too ~ its a commin thing !
She's just classless. 😠
brooke saying "dance, monkey" so cute and smiling is so funny 😭😭
Tana: “I ship it”
Brooke & Jeff: “yeah” w the synchronicity 💀💀
Love it but also love Jeff for me 🥴
omg jeff got so deep there 😢 i love how open & sincere he gets around tana
no fr. he’s seems so sweet, I love their friendship so much.
crying laughing at jeff getting emotional and saying “this is the real her”
“It’s caught in your little shoe lace” is CRAZY Brooke like I- 😭😭Jeff is something else 😅
I was dying after she said that😭😭😭
“No bro, I was in jail”😭
why is Jeff SO funny 😂😂 I’m losing it right now
Jeff’s vibe seems different today, not bad, just more chill, I hope he’s doing ok. Love the show and all you guys.
He gets picked apart by their viewers so he was probably staying in tune with his vagine side
I can't stop watching brooke looking over at tana while jeffs talking lmao its so girl coded to see what her expression to Tana is gonna be 😂
this!!!! & I was noticing after Jeff would say something super funny the girl’s immediately look at each other to laugh 😂 so me n my bestie
Ok but the way Jeff smiles when tana laughs 🥺 idc I ship them so hard
the timing of this podcast, "have you watched Disney Channel?" 😬😭😂
LITERALLY
Brooke and Tana should sit next to each other when a guest comes on that way the guest just has to look straight ahead to see both of them
Yeah like the guest should sit where Tana is
agreed
I love Tana but I can’t believe she started laughing when Jeff opened up about losing Nerf 😢 I know she means well and Jeff understands her but still, it’s so hard losing your dog that’s best friend ❤️🩹
glad someone else said this:/
I always grew up with pets, I have 8 currently and get so emotionally attached to them but I also tend to laugh at anything especially if it’s in a awkward situation😭I don’t laugh that loud but I try and keep my composure lmao
it was the shroom giggles….literally everything is funny even when its not…she did not mean to be insensitive
@@ccinthecityy yeah this still doesn’t justify her doing that:/
@@zeecharmayne2023it’s actually very common for people to laugh when talking about death. like there’s literal science behind it look it up before judging 😂it’s like how we cry when we’re happy 👍
“So, who had their period last?” Is craaaaaazzy lol I’ve missed Jeff 😂
Finally a guest that we actually like ☕️
😂🫢
had a bowl pre packed, got comfy on my bed, opened youtube, blessed, bliss
I loved that the girls were saying that "actually" being combined with something made it have a negative connotation, and then at the end Tana says "Jeff, ACTUALLY thank you so much for coming on the cancelled podcast" 😂❤ You guys are amazing, quality content.
“Who had their period last” BRO😭😭😭😭
Just for your own personal stats’ sake - I have an amazing relationship with my father and I have loved Tana since like 2015 and now equally love Brooke. When I’m doing chores & taking care of my now elderly dad I love listening to the cancelled podcast. Always makes my day❤
Same girl since the storytimes and love my dad and love Tana & Brooke
who else just finished H3’s pod today with bach3ler lol
MEEEE!
I should have been the one to win Jeff's heart in The Bachelor❤😢
Brooke’s subtle expressions or motions while listening to their stories is so funny I love her
41:13 💀 not jeff chasing a meth head around with a gatorade cap 🤣
Jeff was just barely on H3 on the BacH3lor and 1 minute later this uploaded! Double helpings of our boy, Jeff! ❤
Tana being concerned about seeing Jeff’s ankles 💀
its the WAYYY that jeff looks at tana with such intensity....the eye contact... I'D FUMBLE
Jeff is ACTUALLY funny.
He made me laugh so much in this episode. REPLAY REPLAY REPLAY
FREE PALESTINE love you brooke and tana FREE PALESTINE
Cancelled girlies support a free Palestine ❤
At what minute did they talk about it
@@RoaaKhalaily-bg8gothey didn’t talk about it but I appreciate the fanbase for being unafraid to talk about it! So important to keep Palestine as a topic in our daily lives
@@Jess-zf3ve agreed and appreciate it 👏👏🫡
@@RoaaKhalaily-bg8go yay. Queen
I usually don’t comment on videos but this one I have to! This was one of the funniest episodes I’ve ever seen on Cancelled. I was laughing and crying at the same time! You should definitely keep you with the “no topics episodes”, and I LOVE this trio!
Slay. I’m pretty sure I’m borderline greening out and need to be grounded. If anything can distract my demons, it’s a new canceled ep. You saved a life by posting this when you did. Peace and blessings
hey drink some water and look up box breathing u will be okay
good luck soldier. Hope you made it out to the other side ❤️🫡
Omg goodluck u will be fine
I feel this ❤
@@ashlynedmonds3021 thank you❤️ all went well! Just got a little too high
this…the balance of this trio is So Powerful. I was having a bad day and this made me giggle so much. thank you 🙏🏼
Brooke saying it’s not like hitlers a leader KILLED ME
LEGIT LMAOAOA
She could have gently corrected herself and added in trendsetter but she just left it at that 😅 Love her
“Welllll”
Jeff talking about his therapist literally KILLED me 😂😂 I spit my water out and couldn’t stop laughing this was such a good episode !!!
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I NEEDED A NEW EPISODE TONIGHT...I NEEEEEEDED A NEW EPISODE TONIGHT. ya'll always deliver at the perfect time, it never fails. 🤩
Not Tana saying she hooked up with her first love’s best friend when he went to jail. And that exact same thing happening to Jeff and breaking his heart. 😂
Did I literally catch this in the first minute of the upload?! 😍
I know right? I'm never this early- and it's perfect timing since I just finished watching gei Korn!
This episode is pure perfection!! I love the chemistry between all of them!
Loved this trio ep. I think Brooke's comment "wiki feet said you were 12" was not heard and had me dying 😂
“Im gonna getcha” with the orange Gatorade cap has me weakkkkk
breakfast ready. bowl packed. im ready! perfect timing, thanks girls ❤
I’m so glad you dropped this. Just got off work and eating Taco Bell off my chest and I see this… happy Friday to me!!!!🎉
Edit: this was my favorite episode yet. Jeff was so vulnerable 🥺
im dead asf jeffs dogs out makes me cackle and tanas little mushroom giggles I CANTT
as someone in school to be a therapist i am so glad yall actively WANT to see them in person!!!
We do absolutely love the random conversation episodes
The hang low convo is TAKING ME OUT
I DEADASS STARTED SCREAMING WHEN I SAW JEFF ON THE THUMBNAIL
Seriously, Thank you guys for openly talking about what meds your on for mental health. It's super important to normalize this kind of stuff.
Only a best friend can laugh at someone tearing up and get them to laugh at the same moment
my fav part of week we love tana and brookie and jeff ofc 😭💕
the three of you together is unmatched
“….THAT HAVE FATHERS” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LOST IT TANA
I love how she said we have to bleep this and then perfectly mouths dry shampoo
LMFAOOOOO I NOTICED THAT
This podcast was good asf we need Jeff back again.
“I peeled off again and she fucking fell off again” I’m deaddddd🤣🤣🤣
I just finished watching this at work, I was laughing so hard. You guys are truly the best! Tana, Jeff and Brooke bring out the best in each other
Tana: I was 13!
Jeff: 🫢😧🫢
Brooke: it happens all the time
💀😂😂😂😂💗
Omg yall upload when I'm about to leave for the late show in Atlanta loves it!
Is it true that Atlanta is the city of the gays? I am asking for research purposes. 😘👀
I can watch you three talk all day!
Jeff talking about nerf 😭 then Tana laughing 🤣
Can Jeff be on every podcast
jeff and tana are still endgame it's so obvious
This trio is everything!!!
We need more of these episodes! You all bounce off each other so well
I just got out of liposuction surgery and watching this, I needed this thank you