Yes! I also recover and then lose it again later Edit: for anyone reading this, I think it's worth watching the full video so you get the context because otherwise it would be like receiving the punchline without the setup to the joke
I love how these bankers can secretly train people, reorganise governments, have dopplegangers seemingly for everyone, yet can't stop a man from publishing a book
At this point I think we can safely assume that everyone in Germany was in fact secretly British, and that the whole war was just done to bully France.
Hitler actually slashed the tires on all of Steiner's vehicles. That's why his attack couldn't relieve Berlin and then drive on to Moscow - The Spymaster (provably)
Hitler did an ancient British rain dance and caused many tanks to get stuck in mud. He also fed a pigeon who then pooped on a German causing that German to misfire into the sky which then made it to Japan and destroyed the secret Japanese superweapons at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Truly, the ultimate double agent.
"Israel has taken over Tasmania" As a Taswegian I can confirm Israel has not invaded Tasmania, nor has there been a sudden influx of Hitler look-alike Tibetan monks.
@@alex20776a read robert anton Wilson's illuminatus trilogy and Thomas Pynchons gravities rainbow. Both huge books, both nearly 1000 pages, one about 870 the other 975 i i think but they are both well worth it, they the two funniest books I have read in my life and im fairly well read. Both books are written as conspiracy head f*cks. The illuminatus trilogy is more balls out and comedic/fantastical time spanning mess that flits randomly through mental Atlantis mega illuminattti stories, a crazy one about the first cell splitting, robot presidents, a British agent 00007 called fission chips that gets sucked into illuminattti LSD cults, Nazi zombies at the bottom of a German lake and was referenced in loads of art since it was made. Robert Anton Wilson was very funny and had researched many conspiracy theories and was very well read in many things. Gravities rainbow is more darkly humorous, psychological, technically challenging and harder to read. It is totally bat shit crazy and although much darker and grimmer in parts it is still balls out crazy like the illuminatus trilogy also. It is set in WW2 and im not even going to try to explain it's story but it is totally convoluted and nuts and I have always wanted to research some of its conspiratorial elements regarding Nazis and socialism and international buisness cartels. Pynchon was a genius and an obviously well read engineer and due to never having the time to research it I lack the knowledge to outright debunk some of the crazy stuff in that book. It always resonated with me because I had read Anthony c sutton work and part of the plot line of that book is basically like the work of Anthony c Sutton garnished with heavily technical scientific information, jokes, crazy scenes involving Nazi corporate IG faben men holding seances with the the ghost of the ex Weimar era Jewish economic minister Walter Rathanue, descriptions of international buisness cartels and dotted with facts that I have yet to check up on, the book is very clever and has a "f*ck you your not clever enough to know if this is all bullshit off the top of your head" feel to it. Very witty and so funny. If you think the paranoid writings of "the spymaster" are good for shits and giggles you should check out these two jokers thatarent paranoid schizophrenics and wrote amazing conspiracy themed stories for fun.
According to one Monty Python episode, they had an apartment building that would only remain standing as long as the tenants believe in it. That sort of construction saves a lot of money by doing away with framework, girders, etc!
In all seriousness, if MI6 (or any organization) was theoretically THIS competent to be able to pull of a conspiracy of this magnitude - they deserve to be rulers of the world lol. They would be by far the most competent organization to exist in human history.
@@gordonsmith4884 MI13. Read ''The Icing Of Balthazar''(1977) by John Goldsmith, a roman-a-clef on the assassination of an Idi-Amin cum Bokassa Sub-Saharan dictator. Reading it would spare you an appendectomy if you need one, the author is an N2O-using terrorist.
Regime change has been done for decades all over the world, usually by the US/NATO. Nothing new or impossible to pull off. BTW, the Royal Family, US politicians (like Bush family), and international western corps like Coca Cola, were all funding Hitler.
You should start a new series, "No References" where you just go over these sorta absolutely crazy conspiracy theories and point out the numerous, blatant problems.
@@sarahnicholas7973 honestly that wpuld be an apex achievement for TIK. I know CRT is not his penchant subject but dunking on that absolute 💩 will be a stress reliever.
I'd really like to know the truth about certain parts of WW2 as well, certain things are obviously false and soviet propaganda while other things are possibly true just not in the way it's been reported, as long as there are political or ideological or national gains to be made if things happened a certain way and the people who stand to gain are the people transmitting the information there's no way to be certain. For instance the R-chimpanzee of Germany by Russians which made it look like a second Nanking after Germany fell, regardless of how bad the Nazis might have been it was civilians that bore the brunt of that atrocity which is never spoken of.
"Hitler was a British agent propped up to kick some Soviet ass." What a meme of a book. It is terrifying to think people actually believe this nonsense.
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 Rothschild nonsense is literally just antisemitism with a different face. Similar to how the Capitalist stereotype are identical to old Christian stereotypes of J people. I've stuck around places deep rooted in that nonsense and it always goes right back to evil small hat people. This book is just another book in a long list of I hate small hat people writers and ideologues who try to hide it in plain sight.
I like how Hitler's family were "Catholic Jews" according to the author. Which one was it? It's like calling someone a republican democrat or liberal conservative.
@@IrelandVonVicious Where did I say that Marx was a "Lutheran Jew"? I never said he was that. I said that his father converted to Christianity (which is true), and that Marx was anti-Semitic (which is also true). I said those things here ruclips.net/video/rZh01xRO_Qg/видео.html
Of course everything in the book is true. He doesn't use any "compromised sources" like so-called "legitimate" "historians". The fact he provides no primary sources means it has to be factual.
Book is full of outlandish claims, but some things are true. For example about foreign backing of NSDAP early in its existence. I guess they deliberately make such books in order for people to "throw baby with the water", i.e. to not believe those tiny pieces of truth alongside with lies.
>Germans occupy Paris Britain: "WE GOT 'EM LADS" **clinks glasses** >German soldiers start courting Frogettes Britain: "we will fight them on the beaches.."
i don't even know what type of people/ideology would say such things. it's not productive to brits and neonazis to take this stance, nay, it's not logical for ANYONE to think this is the case. just... what the fuck
There is no conspiracy theory that is too insane that someone has not pushed it at one time or another. And don't try to come up with a conspiracy theory to insane for anyone to have pushed it, because then someone will start taking it seriously and pushing it. _Dialogue aux enfers entre Machiavel et Montesquieu_ was a satire--that is, a joke--on French politics and government under Napoleon III, and look what happened with that.
To add something to the name conspirancy at 10:00: The lastname "Gruber" in german means that someone lives in a valley (Schlucht or Grube in german). So this name is very common in the mountainous regions in bavaria and austria. What the "Schickl" part means, i can't tell you but I have a guess: Because the name Gruber is so common (it's the most common name in whole austria up to this date) the people used additions to make their name more unique. Those additions are also very common with other widespread lastnames like Meier, etc. So maybe the ancestors of the Schicklgruber's lifed in a valley next to a mountain which was called "Schick" by the nearby villagers so the name Schicklgruber was born. That's it... Sometimes easy explanations are the right ones.
If you want to have an even better one, that one I heard from some left-wing guy, who joined at some point the right-wing in Germany: The bankers of USA and Europe staged the whole war for their profits.
@@Friddsch I keep hearing this in the cryptocurrency sphere and it pisses me off so much. There's a lot of nonsense in crypto in general, its community can really be dumb as bricks and it goes totally unchallenged.
The "doppelgänger Hess" flying 10000 feet behind the real Hess keeps me laughing in my mind. What was he thinking about? What were his goals in life? Did he have a family? Children? Was he thinking "I know I am leaving my family and beloved ones behind, but I am pursuing an utter purpose. They will understand it in the future, when I accomplish this mission".
@@daniilslavandrushevych4118 I think he once heard the claim "statistically, everyone has at least one doppelgänger" and then his whole worldview fell into place.
@@daniilslavandrushevych4118 he also believes that Elizabeth was not the rightful heir to the throne too, revolves around a conspiracy that she had an older brother that was epileptic and tho boy was sent to glamis manor, a Lyons-bowse family estate in Scotland, and his existence was covered up. I am a Lyons and know a little about the history of this name and heard about this conspiracy years ago. Hallet was totally nuts lol
56:56 My mom also had a friend who one day started claiming that intelligence services were spying on her and bugged her phone because she knew a secret about some popular actor. She was later diagnosed with schizophrenia. The moral of the story is don't talk or they will get you. I will go clean my scales.
Mussolini was a Franco-Greco-African hero. He destroyed Italy, the enemy of France, Greece and Italy’s African colonies and doomed it to be forever remembered as the incompetent Axis power. 😂
Oh Tik, don't be a grump. This book is comedy gold! Of course I will not reward the writer with my money but I treasured your quotations. I laughed out loud so many times. Cheers!!!!
Book is full of outlandish claims, but some things are true. For example about foreign backing of NSDAP early in its existence. I guess they deliberately make such books in order for people to "throw baby with the water", i.e. to not believe those tiny pieces of truth alongside with lies.
If the author thought he was getting a privileged look at secret society insights and the like, then he's deluded. Fact is stranger than fiction, but these authors tend to appeal to the human tendency to deny their own status as a predator - as if we are all innocent little sheep who would never start the international version of a bar brawl without the influence of malign secret societies and hidden royal lines. Which... Many of these authors also stop short of actually addressing - the family lines and secret societies. The authors never bother to distinguish between the nation and the societies operating within or through it and tend to preserve the modern societal lens of monolithic nations of centralized governments at the apex of power and authority; that a nation's power and influence can be summed up and directed by its government. People don't realize how ... Socialized... Their view of civilization has become over the decades and how normal it is to define the government as the sum of all productive energies. Anyway - the issue is rather simple and obvious when you take a step back from the timeline. This English I am using - it is, more or less, a germanic inflection on French - which is, itself, something of an italicized German. When Rome made its way through Europe and conquered or consolidated the tribes, those who sought to interface with this higher power... Higher society ... Learned the Latin language - which is still used to define scientific classifications and even judicial terms. Thus, the language of the educated became latin until the Dark Ages, when France and French became the center of High Society. It was the French who conquered Briton and therefore all of high society and education gravitated toward French and the French royal lines. Which... The various royal lines were endorsed and/or established by the Roman Catholic Church - at least early on. So, as the saying goes - the sun may never set on the british empire, but all roads lead to Rome. Most authors pushing the ideas of secret societies and hidden royal lines stop short of discussing this part of history and just talk in circles - either deliberately or because they, themselves, cannot escape the modern lens of what forms power/authority and legitimacy. The assassination if Arch Duke Ferdinand is seen as a conflict among nation states, but when you look at the coat of arms for him and his wife and look at the systematic purge of the Romanovs and other lines maternally connected - the argument can be made that events like Castle Itter make a lot of sense as 'the hidden hand' changing its guard. A shame none of the germans at the prison survived to give an account of what was going on there. These authors are often targets of disinformation campaigns and get various types who have a narrative to spin. My entry into the world of the ... 'unreal' is a little more sublime. I met a Serbian girl who spoke Japanese because her father, a ranking Yugoslavian military officer, was in Japan up until 1998-ish. Only bits and pieces of the story could be verified by myself - and some of it came from the very curious types around her. She had an interesting story about her twin dying in front of her during some social upheaval. She focused in on the idea it was "her face" that had been killed. Now... It was just some strange things - but it led me down a bit of a rabbit hole and a lot of europe's royal lines come out of Montenegro - a maternal group that pretty much ended with Anastasia Romanov - or I should say, their effective presence in the royal lines. Just... Weird stuff that makes you wonder how much, even into the modern era, the feuds among blood play into war and economics. We think we are a modern society unbound from royal lines - but I can point to the Clintons, Bush family, etc. Sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. These families could, instead of being bound to a single national identity, operate through the legal and political systems of multiple nations, be significant or majority share holders in many globe-spanning corporations, etc. Of course, all of this is interesting... But what was in it for Rome and to what extent does its influence still remain - or in what way was that system a vehicle for the powers of Rome? Stuff to think about. The real secret societies and hidden hand tend to ghost write for fiction series/authors. But, of course, it's not a direct account and therefore you will only ever get ideas, concepts, a few metaphors or analogies. Why do they do that? Because they get bored. Some seem to troll each other quite a bit. And the general population gets in on it, too. After all, they are just as human as the rest of humanity and enjoy simple things. But like I said, it is a rabbit hole. My point? It's less that Hitler was a British agent and more that Britain was a tool in the hands of royal interests... Who were well established in America, who benefitted greatly from the transfer of power to America following World War 2. If your view centers around nations - then the British came out weaker following world war 2 ... If your view is more focused on the influence of family lines and their work across nations... The British have never been stronger.
you are wrong. fucking up Britain is part of the a greater conspiracy that future book by this same wacky author will cover. let me see, well, it is probably going to be a trilogy.
Funny how the cementary of Döllersheim is still intact and is the best preserved part of the town, just as the church (mostly) is. The churches roof was only destroyed by soviet troops after the war when they used it for mortar practice (at least that's what I was told on the plaque there) It actually makes a lot of sense to use the place where Döllersheim once stood as a military training ground. It's one of the coldest regions of Austria while not being mountainous and is one of the least populated areas of Austria.
Also, Schicklgruber (not Schlicklgruber, as apparently spelled in the book) does not translate to anything. At best, you could extract the word "Grube" from the name, which means "pit" (as in gravel pit), but the word for the digger who digs up sth. is different due to grammar (that would be "Gräber", and the ä is pronounced as an e as in "verify"). So the entire translation of the allegedly destroyed "records" is nonsense (also, I didn't know records were kept at graveyards ;) also, Döllersheim likely is too small to have a local authority, which is were such records are actually kept, as that village is administrated from the town of Zwettl, which is the county/district's main town).
You laugh now, but when the world finds out that Joe Biden is Eva Brauns cousin and plans to open a Taliban theme park In Detroit with his secret partner Ru Paul the world will stop laughing at him then.
I am amazed that you had the endurance to read such a thick book of that stuff. A friend of mine was obsessed about conspiracy theories like that. He used to talk to me about this stuff for hours, and I used to laugh my head off in the beginning. But, after enduring some hours of conspiracy laden monologues, those theories are boring me to death. Eventually, I stopped hanging out with that friend.
Too looney to be believable. So it makes for bad alternate history. It would require people to actually be competent enough to keep this perfectly secret. People are utterly stupid so.... it's impossible.
My theory: the authors basically got the story right, including all the conspiracy theories, but then added a bunch of ridiculous stuff so that the book doesn't get censored before it reaches masses, and then people will realize that a lot of these things might as well have happened
Yes, there is a bunch of stuff in there that looks really hyperbolic relative to the rest. The stuff about him Hitler having a radio transmitter in his mouth that informed his unconscious mind looked like someone had just grafted in something from a completely different book
Hey TIK, I think you should have put a warning notice before the start of the video so that the people won't watch this while eating-I could die of asphyxiation almost 10 times when eating my breakfast and lunch and watching this at ths same time. I must confess however, every second was worth it. Thanks a lot for this comedy gold! I have also seen the name Emmanuel Goldstein on the patron-list at the end of the video. It is quite an achievement for your channel, that leather of the Brotherhood is a Patron! Goodbye for now..
I read in a recent Military History (monthly or quarterly) that a European man who lost his family to the Nazis made it to London and ended up working in a disinformation office, where the one-testicle story was created. I don't think they knew it would take off the way it did.
To whom it may concern 😅Fleischmann, who heads the Bavarian state archives in Nuremberg, said in December a review of newly published prison records revealed a doctor who examined Hitler on his arrival in Landsberg recorded that the Nazi leader was “healthy, strong” but suffered from an undescended right testicle, also known as unilateral cryptorchidism. The congenital condition can increase the chances of infertility.
This whole reading sounded like a Qanon meeting. I attended one in my youth. I was invited to speak as I am an OG version ME TOO if you will. It took me 30 second to realize the anti-pedophilia was just a sales pitch to cover thier coded anti Zionist nuttery .
@@davidtuttle7556 You attended a Qanon meeting "in your youth"? Qanon is only a couple of years old my dude, it can't have been that long ago. And while they're kooky for sure, they're not antisemites.
@@CantusTropus lol. Qanon have been around for a long time. They were forced underground for a while. Thats all. And yes, they are. They still preacg the global child trafficking sex ring as a secret Zionist cabal. They are not new.
This seriously feels like an ironic schizoposting thread on 4chan. Honestly, you should turn this into a series! Some light and fun to do content to release in between more serious and time-consuming videos. Perhaps David Icke next time?
I could see someone schizoposting this on /pol/ but it'd be torn apart pretty quickly, especially by Adolf worshippers. Honestly it's pretty tame compared to some of the shit peddled there. It's hard to tell between troll posts, LARPing, shills and genuine schizos off their meds. Either way it's pretty fun to watch.
The best conspiracy theory I've seen is that Hitler was actually being impersonated by the British agent, Aleister Crowley, while the real Hitler was being kept locked up in the basement of the Berghof. There was a whole website presenting "evidence" of the Crowley theory. It would make a great thriller movie lol
I think it was Christopher Hitchines that said "everybody has a book inside them and that is the best place for most of them". I assume this is one of these Amazon self publish books that are printed to order by their website, because surely no credible publisher has produced this.
this wacky book is probably written by a meth head or Amazon's AI system. either way, it is a terribly stupid book. but didnt we all have fun knowing its crazy contents? lol
My favourite has always been the Assassin Creed explanation for Hitler lol. He (along with Churchill and Stalin!) was an illuminati agent and his death was faked, but by coincide at the same time as he was leaving the bunker an assassin finally caught him and killed him.
"The goat story is true though. The person who told it was killed soon after telling it" sounds like one of those "I died in my own story" creepypastas
The thing is that there’s people that are not gonna take this as a comedy, nor look for any other source to contrast the arguments (because are not gonna believe those) xd
Thank you for the fantastic video TIK, keep up the great work and keep enjoying this. Regarding 41:07, you are totally correct. The German Kaiser indeed fled to the Netherlands after WW1, but stayed in Amerongen until it became clear his exile would be permanent and lived the rest of his life in Huis Doorn (a small castle near the town of Doorn in the middle of the Netherlands) after that. Both of these places are in the province of Utrecht, so technically, he never even reached Holland. Huis Doorn has been a museum dedicated to Wihelm II ever since.
Luckily I can make use of my Tibetan occult practices to utilize the buddhist tradition and predict the time and place of my reincarnation if I die laughing about this.
This has to be just a troll book collection of all ridiculous Hitler theories. Female Hitler, Jewish Hitler, Buddist flying oriental magic baby Hitler, Magic Hitler, Robot Hitler, Hitler surviving after ww2, Reincarnated Hitler. I thought I heard it all. This is a great joke book.... right? Please tell me this is a Troll effort please before I lose faith in humanity. PLEASE.
@@codieomeallain6635 You explain yourself why the lampposts were removed. To make an airstrip in the centre of a besieged city. Other fortress towns which had been besieged and taken, had had their airfields at the outskirts which of course had been priority targets for the Soviets and overrun first. That is well documented and makes perfect sense without claiming it's just to let Hitler escape. And the planning and execution for the airstrip was already well underway before Berlin was encircled and besieged.
Being as I'm a wizard, I met with the newly reincarnated Jesus for coffee last week. He'd just got back from giving a seminar in Tibet on occult practices. Sure like my inexpensive penthouse with the ocean view in New Zealand. It's great to be a wizard!
I think you have a great future in reading audio books. You have a knack for science fiction and fantasy as you proved in this episode. Alas, the internet is full of this stuff and this book is relatively mild compared to some of the stuff I find on a monthly basis.
Everyone knows he was working for the Taliban from 1919-1945 Edit : Hold on Tik is that the Greg Hallett who claims to be King John the third of England? & The whole Q thing
First time watching this, and I cannot help but point out that in the present, this kind of literature is 1000% why we have people like Jake Shields on Twitter.
Reminds me of the Blackadder episode where they're told to sit in no man's land painting pictures of German positions while flares are sent up so they can see what they're painting
Maybe they should have written a script for a Wolfenstein game or something. It would have been better than Youngblood. In any case, this was gold, thanks for doing it. Never seen you break down like that before.
30:59 Every time the bad guys' ultimate goal is depopulation and every time they fail. Have they seen population numbers for the last 200 years? We're in good hands with villains like these.
Now, as a fan of laughing at conspiracy theorists, I feel compelled to buy this book and read it. Good job TIK, because of you, my money will support the authors, including Spymaster. How much did THEY pay you for spreading it? Stick to tanks!
I'd really like to know the truth about certain parts of WW2 as well, certain things are obviously false and soviet propaganda while other things are possibly true just not in the way it's been reported, as long as there are political or ideological or national gains to be made if things happened a certain way and the people who stand to gain are the people transmitting the information there's no way to be certain. For instance the R-chimpanzee of Germany by Russians which made it look like a second Nanking after Germany fell, regardless of how bad the Nazis might have been it was civilians that bore the brunt of that atrocity which is never spoken of.
Part 2, to be released in 2022, will be titled "Wilhelm II was also a British agent", next in this series: "Attila the Hun was a Nun" and "Marx was a kapiltalist Inuit" Still waiting for "Churchill worked for the SD" and "Himmler loved fluffy puppy's" This review was really great fun Tik!
🎼Hitler has only got one ball… the other is in the Albert Hall…. His brother……the dirty bugger…..took it out when he…..was small🎼. At least that’s what we sang in the playground as a child! No sources mind!!
Adolf Hitler did actually have a “British” family connection. One of his brothers Alois Hitler Jr. moved to Liverpool and married an Irish woman, Bridget Dowling around 1910. Alois Hitler Jr returned to Germany just before the outbreak of WWI and left his family behind in Liverpool. His son William Patrick Stuart-Houston emigrated to US and fought with the US navy during WWII.
Okay, about a decade ago I spent a week in a mental health facility(It's a long story but I am better now)and now I work with people with mental disabilities and I have to say everything from the way this book is written, to the made up people as co-authors, and even the way it seems to try to explain everything that has ever happened as part of a vast conspiracy bares all the hallmarks of it being written by someone suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. I can't put my figure on it but it doesn't feel fake to me, this sounds like the way the mentally ill people I know talk in real life, this also explains the size of the book as these people don't know when to stop talking and they will constantly repeat themselves. I don't think this was done for laughs. Thanks for the video, I really needed a laugh today.
Yeah, I don't want make accusations because I don't know the guy personally, but if this wasn't a deliberate comedy, then it makes me concerned. He apparently is the same guy claiming to be the real King of England
@@keefymckeefface8330 You people love throwing around words you do not truly understand to use them to label anyone who does not walk in lockstep with you and you can not let go of your obsession with the 2016 election even now when you have complete control of the government and have virtually criminalized any form of opposition to the Democratic party. This is why like the Nazis before you, even if you murder us all you will never be able to enjoy the power you wield, because it is built on hate. You will always be unhappy and never know peace. I feel sorry for you.
This is a pretty good example of a maxim I hold: "No Conspiracy Theorist was ever wrong in their questioning of the official narrative, the crazy ones always go wrong in taking the holes in the official narrative as evidence that their personal fanfiction is exactly right"
There rarely is such a thing as the official narrative. There are more accepted narratives than there were countries involved in the war and they are constantly being changed as new information comes out and sensibilities and biases change. But the point is once you start looking for secret boogeymen you are going to see them everywhere. It is important to be skeptical of other's interpretations but that skepticism should be based on some kind of evidence.
As an italian I'm very glad the book took care to include Licio Gelli, with that addition it now make perfectly sense WW2 was in reality a war between two fremasonry's factions... Surely you had a lot of fun with this, than for sharing with us the experience!
I really enjoyed the silliness of this video. Hilarious. I almost spat my drink, but instead ended up partially choking at “Israel has taken over Tasmania”.
@@TheImperatorKnight I wish they would hurry up. We’ve got a housing affordability problem at the minute. Also - who the hell is Red Bob? New Zealand’s only Marxist?🇳🇿🥳
I hope this has given you (TIK) some moments of such hilarity (as it did me) to relieve the pressure of your work load over the last couple years. It gave me a great deal of satisfaction to see you laugh so much. Kind regards
It was actually a much needed stress reliever! The work has been intense and serious for so long that it was nice to have a break from the heavy stuff... Glad to hear you enjoyed it too!
49:48. I think he lost it at this point forward.
Yes! I also recover and then lose it again later
Edit: for anyone reading this, I think it's worth watching the full video so you get the context because otherwise it would be like receiving the punchline without the setup to the joke
I need a laugh like this
Just finished the video and wow…. this book was something else.
Right...
I'm not gonna spoil it for myself by clicking the timestamp...
This should be good...
@@TheImperatorKnight doing antony sutton? plenty of sources there
-"I read it in a book".
-"What book"
-"A book I wrote myself."
I love how these bankers can secretly train people, reorganise governments, have dopplegangers seemingly for everyone, yet can't stop a man from publishing a book
Well of course they can! What if they wanted this book to be published?
its all part of the plan.
Well he is called the Spymaster for a reason.
They had a spymaster delete all the sources and citations.
Easy, they pay TIK millions to make this video and now nobody believes the book's veracity anymore. See?
At this point I think we can safely assume that everyone in Germany was in fact secretly British, and that the whole war was just done to bully France.
lmao too funny
To be fair that doesn't sound like a bad idea conceptually...
@@mappingshaman5280 Why do you think so many Germans are good at English.
O think all English are anglo saxon and vikings so they are germans
Ya know that wouldn't have been a bad idea quite frankly, 2 countries United in a shared dislike of the French.
"Israel has taken over Tasmania" quite shocking to realise I was living in Israel all my life without knowing it.
I suspect that was taken from the real, if unfulfilled plan for the Jews to be shipped to Madagascar.
Bro you’ve been in the greatest global conspiracy of all time what’s it like
Get your Israeli passport.
2 words:
Magic
Training
You don't have it because you never fornicated with a Buddhist capibara
@@Nightdare my loss right? 🤣😂
TIK is a British agent. The voice is a dead giveaway: he's obviously American.
Aren't British agents all Russian
@@julianshepherd2038 Russian-American. His face is obviously Slavic.
@@matthabir4837 now that you mention it….
With Tibetan Monk connections?
@@TirarADeguello Old School. TIK has Berkeley Monk connections...
Hitler actually slashed the tires on all of Steiner's vehicles. That's why his attack couldn't relieve Berlin and then drive on to Moscow - The Spymaster (provably)
Hitler did an ancient British rain dance and caused many tanks to get stuck in mud. He also fed a pigeon who then pooped on a German causing that German to misfire into the sky which then made it to Japan and destroyed the secret Japanese superweapons at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Truly, the ultimate double agent.
@@spiffygonzales5160You racchist!
"The name is Hitler. Adolf Hitler. I'll have a bowl of vegetable soup, stirred."
Yes, he is the only one who surpassed the famous Agent Zero Zero Seven.
The Agent Nein Nein Nein.
@@Mikhalych88 gold
I think the one where Hitler is an FBI agent is just as funny.
Agent Hitler, F B I
One sausage in beer shaken not stirred.
Waiting for the sequel: "Hirohito, the American superspy"
The new trilogy: Kim Jung ill, the brittish mi6 new 007.
The new trilogy part 2: Jim ping, the dinsey supperspy
@@gta1kev and the apotheosis of the trilogy: "Walt Disney: the frozen superspy in service of Fidel Castro"!
Pearl Harbor false flag? Lulz
@@denovemportem Fidel Castro the super spy of bin laden
Napoleon The British super double Agent.
"Israel has taken over Tasmania"
As a Taswegian I can confirm Israel has not invaded Tasmania, nor has there been a sudden influx of Hitler look-alike Tibetan monks.
Don't worry, we are coming soon.
*Joke* for the conspiracists in the comments.
So...that's your story. You have obviously been subjected to reprogramming!
@@gordonsmith4884 exactly ! Someone gets it. 😺
You need to open your eyes
That's exactly what they want you to think.
**Rubs hands**
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLAH HAHAHAGAGAVGA JSHDFHEJAOSKDHJJASJSH
"There's a whole chapter about Charlie Chaplin, but let's not go there."
Tik are you trying to get me to buy this book?
Just imagine the book editor: "Fuck it...why not...we have Jesus, magic and freemasons"
@@alex20776a lol
@@alex20776a surprised the book didn't say Hogwarts, Harry Potter, Hermione, Ron and are real.
@@flukeman022 "Harry Potter And the prisoner of Spandau"? Hmmm....
@@alex20776a read robert anton Wilson's illuminatus trilogy and Thomas Pynchons gravities rainbow.
Both huge books, both nearly 1000 pages, one about 870 the other 975 i i think but they are both well worth it, they the two funniest books I have read in my life and im fairly well read.
Both books are written as conspiracy head f*cks.
The illuminatus trilogy is more balls out and comedic/fantastical time spanning mess that flits randomly through mental Atlantis mega illuminattti stories, a crazy one about the first cell splitting, robot presidents, a British agent 00007 called fission chips that gets sucked into illuminattti LSD cults, Nazi zombies at the bottom of a German lake and was referenced in loads of art since it was made.
Robert Anton Wilson was very funny and had researched many conspiracy theories and was very well read in many things.
Gravities rainbow is more darkly humorous, psychological, technically challenging and harder to read.
It is totally bat shit crazy and although much darker and grimmer in parts it is still balls out crazy like the illuminatus trilogy also.
It is set in WW2 and im not even going to try to explain it's story but it is totally convoluted and nuts and I have always wanted to research some of its conspiratorial elements regarding Nazis and socialism and international buisness cartels.
Pynchon was a genius and an obviously well read engineer and due to never having the time to research it I lack the knowledge to outright debunk some of the crazy stuff in that book.
It always resonated with me because I had read Anthony c sutton work and part of the plot line of that book is basically like the work of Anthony c Sutton garnished with heavily technical scientific information, jokes, crazy scenes involving Nazi corporate IG faben men holding seances with the the ghost of the ex Weimar era Jewish economic minister Walter Rathanue, descriptions of international buisness cartels and dotted with facts that I have yet to check up on, the book is very clever and has a "f*ck you your not clever enough to know if this is all bullshit off the top of your head" feel to it.
Very witty and so funny.
If you think the paranoid writings of "the spymaster" are good for shits and giggles you should check out these two jokers thatarent paranoid schizophrenics and wrote amazing conspiracy themed stories for fun.
"resulting in
e x t r e m e l y
c h e a p
h o u s i n g"
I swear that's a Monty Python punchline
I cant wait for this book to be cinematised.
@@shenghan9385 LOL!!!!! Yes, we need a movie on this.
According to one Monty Python episode, they had an apartment building that would only remain standing as long as the tenants believe in it. That sort of construction saves a lot of money by doing away with framework, girders, etc!
anyone who knows anything about the british agenda should know the cheap housing is not on it
Maybe that's the Spymaster's plan to buy a 4-bedroom, double garage house cheaply
I want an anime about Hitler and Stalin attending British agent school pre WW1 as this book describes. Just whacky shenanigans all round.
Genera: slice of life
@@highjumpstudios2384 Wrong.
Genre: Romantic Comedy.
@@npswm1314 oh fuck you're right!
@Austin Lenard then Beni joined
OMG THAT would be awesome
Sees the title: Laughs at the absurdity.
Sees that the video is over an hour long: *Wait wtf?*
I guess you're going to watch the full video to find out why it's over an hour long ;)
Thin book -> some stupidity
Thick book -> thick stupidity
Yeah, same here.
exactly
@@TheImperatorKnight you sir, are a masochist, lol!
I love entertaining stupid shit, but even I have limits.
Hagrid busts down the door and says "you're a historian, Harry".
In all seriousness, if MI6 (or any organization) was theoretically THIS competent to be able to pull of a conspiracy of this magnitude - they deserve to be rulers of the world lol. They would be by far the most competent organization to exist in human history.
It wasn't MI6...It was MI9, enforced by the masonic branch!
@@gordonsmith4884 MI13.
Read ''The Icing Of Balthazar''(1977) by John Goldsmith, a roman-a-clef on the assassination
of an Idi-Amin cum Bokassa Sub-Saharan dictator.
Reading it would spare you an appendectomy if you need one, the author is an N2O-using terrorist.
I thought the MI13 dealt with the reptilian collateral damage of the royal family not the Illuminati ones
when the brits take bully the french to global levels
Regime change has been done for decades all over the world, usually by the US/NATO. Nothing new or impossible to pull off. BTW, the Royal Family, US politicians (like Bush family), and international western corps like Coca Cola, were all funding Hitler.
With a co-author named "The Spymaster", who the hell needs primary or secondary sources??
Hitler NEVER had a base in Antarctica. Only the moon. (Where we never went.)
And we never went there because the Nazis were there. See! The evidence is overwhelming!
23 likes? You must be Enlil's chosen one, the one and only antichrist XD
imagine believing in the moon
Theres nazi bases in antartica
Get a woman who laughs at your jokes the same way TIK laughs at, "Israel has taken over Tasmania."
Or “Hitler’s Tibetan occult practices”
You should start a new series, "No References" where you just go over these sorta absolutely crazy conspiracy theories and point out the numerous, blatant problems.
Welcome to World War II Conspiracy Theories. A 27 part series down the rabbit hole of absolute WTF.
Hopefully without a full hour quoting out from the book. It's a pain to continue listening.
Maybe he should read White Fragility by Robin DeAngelo. She also had no sources except her own.
@@sarahnicholas7973 honestly that wpuld be an apex achievement for TIK. I know CRT is not his penchant subject but dunking on that absolute 💩 will be a stress reliever.
I'd really like to know the truth about certain parts of WW2 as well, certain things are obviously false and soviet propaganda while other things are possibly true just not in the way it's been reported, as long as there are political or ideological or national gains to be made if things happened a certain way and the people who stand to gain are the people transmitting the information there's no way to be certain. For instance the R-chimpanzee of Germany by Russians which made it look like a second Nanking after Germany fell, regardless of how bad the Nazis might have been it was civilians that bore the brunt of that atrocity which is never spoken of.
"Hitler was a British agent propped up to kick some Soviet ass." What a meme of a book. It is terrifying to think people actually believe this nonsense.
I'm almost considering buying it, but wouldn't want to waste my time reading it...
It wouldn't be worth it, unless you want to buy it for amusement. I won't lie - I'm considering doing just that.
@@guidor.4161 Owning Dishonest Shills likely owns it. 😃
@@Alte.Kameraden I'd imagine it would actually be DemocraticMarxist that owns it.
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 Rothschild nonsense is literally just antisemitism with a different face. Similar to how the Capitalist stereotype are identical to old Christian stereotypes of J people. I've stuck around places deep rooted in that nonsense and it always goes right back to evil small hat people. This book is just another book in a long list of I hate small hat people writers and ideologues who try to hide it in plain sight.
Hitler retired from politics on 1945 to run the fawlty towers hotel
Can't wait for the History Channel to make a documentary series based on this book.
This
It'll be a break from the near-continuous aliens programming.
Won't happen. It lacks aliens.
@@Ivsanval But could not it be,.... that with a little magic aliens appear in the story?
Probably better than skinwalker ranch.
I like how Hitler's family were "Catholic Jews" according to the author. Which one was it? It's like calling someone a republican democrat or liberal conservative.
Islamic Calvinist
Yet Marx was a Lutheran Jew according to this guy in another one of his videos. Stated as fact.
Maybe he identified as non-binary.
@@IrelandVonVicious Where did I say that Marx was a "Lutheran Jew"? I never said he was that. I said that his father converted to Christianity (which is true), and that Marx was anti-Semitic (which is also true). I said those things here ruclips.net/video/rZh01xRO_Qg/видео.html
@@IrelandVonVicious I thought Marx was a toy manufacturer from West Virginia?
Was a British agent for 33 years and still didn't manage to learn a word of English ...
You don't understand, he was just that committed to the role.
Of course everything in the book is true. He doesn't use any "compromised sources" like so-called "legitimate" "historians". The fact he provides no primary sources means it has to be factual.
Sarcasm
It means it is based and redpilled
primary sources? criiiiinge
NOW I GET IT
Book is full of outlandish claims, but some things are true. For example about foreign backing of NSDAP early in its existence. I guess they deliberately make such books in order for people to "throw baby with the water", i.e. to not believe those tiny pieces of truth alongside with lies.
"Was Hitler a British agent?"
Honestly, I didn't even know this claim existed.
My immediate thought when seeing the title: *anything to kill France, even if we have to use Germany to do it!*
>Germans occupy Paris
Britain: "WE GOT 'EM LADS" **clinks glasses**
>German soldiers start courting Frogettes
Britain: "we will fight them on the beaches.."
its new to me too and a hoot
i don't even know what type of people/ideology would say such things. it's not productive to brits and neonazis to take this stance, nay, it's not logical for ANYONE to think this is the case.
just... what the fuck
There is no conspiracy theory that is too insane that someone has not pushed it at one time or another. And don't try to come up with a conspiracy theory to insane for anyone to have pushed it, because then someone will start taking it seriously and pushing it. _Dialogue aux enfers entre Machiavel et Montesquieu_ was a satire--that is, a joke--on French politics and government under Napoleon III, and look what happened with that.
German here... "Schiklgruber" has nothing, null nada niente to do with the grim reaper.
I was in tears when you reached the Hitler's Tibetan practices part, it's so glorious
I was nearly dying of laughter by then.
I was laughing along with you guys 😁
Me too. God, I absolutely needed that after one helluva crappy week XD
To add something to the name conspirancy at 10:00: The lastname "Gruber" in german means that someone lives in a valley (Schlucht or Grube in german). So this name is very common in the mountainous regions in bavaria and austria. What the "Schickl" part means, i can't tell you but I have a guess: Because the name Gruber is so common (it's the most common name in whole austria up to this date) the people used additions to make their name more unique. Those additions are also very common with other widespread lastnames like Meier, etc.
So maybe the ancestors of the Schicklgruber's lifed in a valley next to a mountain which was called "Schick" by the nearby villagers so the name Schicklgruber was born. That's it... Sometimes easy explanations are the right ones.
My best guess too
I have heard so many conspiracy theories about ww2 but this must rank the most absurd
If you want to have an even better one, that one I heard from some left-wing guy, who joined at some point the right-wing in Germany: The bankers of USA and Europe staged the whole war for their profits.
@@Friddsch I keep hearing this in the cryptocurrency sphere and it pisses me off so much. There's a lot of nonsense in crypto in general, its community can really be dumb as bricks and it goes totally unchallenged.
@@johnanth no worries. You hear the biggest shit everywhere.
You just have to listen to the speech in Trainspotting2 to know them all.
@@Friddsch What's the conspiracy theory?
WW2 never happened.
The "doppelgänger Hess" flying 10000 feet behind the real Hess keeps me laughing in my mind. What was he thinking about? What were his goals in life? Did he have a family? Children? Was he thinking "I know I am leaving my family and beloved ones behind, but I am pursuing an utter purpose. They will understand it in the future, when I accomplish this mission".
Because of them house prices in new Zealand are affordable for the common man
Hallett seems to have an odd fixation with duplicates. Like he also claimed there were 2 Jesuses. A very strange and deranged mind.
@@daniilslavandrushevych4118 I think he once heard the claim "statistically, everyone has at least one doppelgänger" and then his whole worldview fell into place.
@@daniilslavandrushevych4118 he also believes that Elizabeth was not the rightful heir to the throne too, revolves around a conspiracy that she had an older brother that was epileptic and tho boy was sent to glamis manor, a Lyons-bowse family estate in Scotland, and his existence was covered up.
I am a Lyons and know a little about the history of this name and heard about this conspiracy years ago.
Hallet was totally nuts lol
Neo Nazis, Marxists, Centrists and actual Historians are all confused.
Everyone else can tell that this is a Jojo reference
"Israel has taken over Tasmania" is not something I expected to hear!
No wonder the housing prices in Hobart have gone through the roof....
First Tasmania, then the world.
Real tears in his eyes
I think this book falls into the category so bad it becomes good again.
It's the print version of a train wreck.
No, it falls under so bad you need to know this stuff exists.
@@catsaresocute650 Yeah, that too.
Nothing bad about it at all.
56:56 My mom also had a friend who one day started claiming that intelligence services were spying on her and bugged her phone because she knew a secret about some popular actor. She was later diagnosed with schizophrenia.
The moral of the story is don't talk or they will get you. I will go clean my scales.
I vote we turn "If only he had magic" into a meme among us TIK watchers.
I'm in! But only if we have a secret knock/password.
@@gordonsmith4884 how about “who owns Tasmania”
He at least needs to make it a T-shirt.
@@jamiekamihachi3135 "Magically trained historian"
"TIK History: Creating affordable housing in New Zealand, Antarctica"
Tik was so deeply affected and emotionally convinced of those messages that he was in tears and could hardly speak.
Up next, Mussolini the French accountant
Mussolini was a Franco-Greco-African hero. He destroyed Italy, the enemy of France, Greece and Italy’s African colonies and doomed it to be forever remembered as the incompetent Axis power. 😂
Oh Tik, don't be a grump. This book is comedy gold! Of course I will not reward the writer with my money but I treasured your quotations. I laughed out loud so many times. Cheers!!!!
Exactly. That said, this video is rife with TIK sarcasm and irony. It’s just British dry wit at work.
Book is full of outlandish claims, but some things are true. For example about foreign backing of NSDAP early in its existence. I guess they deliberately make such books in order for people to "throw baby with the water", i.e. to not believe those tiny pieces of truth alongside with lies.
@@aleksazunjic9672 you are right. I think the author also states the Hitler had a mustache. Lots of truths.
This was indeed hilarious
@@peterschattmann8298 Keep drinking kool aid. It is good for your complexion.
Haven't watched it yet, but if he really was a British agent, he didn't do a very good job because Britain was done after WW2.
If the author thought he was getting a privileged look at secret society insights and the like, then he's deluded.
Fact is stranger than fiction, but these authors tend to appeal to the human tendency to deny their own status as a predator - as if we are all innocent little sheep who would never start the international version of a bar brawl without the influence of malign secret societies and hidden royal lines.
Which... Many of these authors also stop short of actually addressing - the family lines and secret societies. The authors never bother to distinguish between the nation and the societies operating within or through it and tend to preserve the modern societal lens of monolithic nations of centralized governments at the apex of power and authority; that a nation's power and influence can be summed up and directed by its government.
People don't realize how ... Socialized... Their view of civilization has become over the decades and how normal it is to define the government as the sum of all productive energies.
Anyway - the issue is rather simple and obvious when you take a step back from the timeline. This English I am using - it is, more or less, a germanic inflection on French - which is, itself, something of an italicized German. When Rome made its way through Europe and conquered or consolidated the tribes, those who sought to interface with this higher power... Higher society ... Learned the Latin language - which is still used to define scientific classifications and even judicial terms. Thus, the language of the educated became latin until the Dark Ages, when France and French became the center of High Society. It was the French who conquered Briton and therefore all of high society and education gravitated toward French and the French royal lines.
Which... The various royal lines were endorsed and/or established by the Roman Catholic Church - at least early on.
So, as the saying goes - the sun may never set on the british empire, but all roads lead to Rome.
Most authors pushing the ideas of secret societies and hidden royal lines stop short of discussing this part of history and just talk in circles - either deliberately or because they, themselves, cannot escape the modern lens of what forms power/authority and legitimacy. The assassination if Arch Duke Ferdinand is seen as a conflict among nation states, but when you look at the coat of arms for him and his wife and look at the systematic purge of the Romanovs and other lines maternally connected - the argument can be made that events like Castle Itter make a lot of sense as 'the hidden hand' changing its guard. A shame none of the germans at the prison survived to give an account of what was going on there.
These authors are often targets of disinformation campaigns and get various types who have a narrative to spin.
My entry into the world of the ... 'unreal' is a little more sublime. I met a Serbian girl who spoke Japanese because her father, a ranking Yugoslavian military officer, was in Japan up until 1998-ish. Only bits and pieces of the story could be verified by myself - and some of it came from the very curious types around her. She had an interesting story about her twin dying in front of her during some social upheaval. She focused in on the idea it was "her face" that had been killed.
Now... It was just some strange things - but it led me down a bit of a rabbit hole and a lot of europe's royal lines come out of Montenegro - a maternal group that pretty much ended with Anastasia Romanov - or I should say, their effective presence in the royal lines.
Just... Weird stuff that makes you wonder how much, even into the modern era, the feuds among blood play into war and economics. We think we are a modern society unbound from royal lines - but I can point to the Clintons, Bush family, etc. Sometimes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
These families could, instead of being bound to a single national identity, operate through the legal and political systems of multiple nations, be significant or majority share holders in many globe-spanning corporations, etc.
Of course, all of this is interesting... But what was in it for Rome and to what extent does its influence still remain - or in what way was that system a vehicle for the powers of Rome?
Stuff to think about. The real secret societies and hidden hand tend to ghost write for fiction series/authors. But, of course, it's not a direct account and therefore you will only ever get ideas, concepts, a few metaphors or analogies.
Why do they do that? Because they get bored. Some seem to troll each other quite a bit. And the general population gets in on it, too. After all, they are just as human as the rest of humanity and enjoy simple things.
But like I said, it is a rabbit hole.
My point?
It's less that Hitler was a British agent and more that Britain was a tool in the hands of royal interests... Who were well established in America, who benefitted greatly from the transfer of power to America following World War 2. If your view centers around nations - then the British came out weaker following world war 2 ... If your view is more focused on the influence of family lines and their work across nations... The British have never been stronger.
you are wrong. fucking up Britain is part of the a greater conspiracy that future book by this same wacky author will cover. let me see, well, it is probably going to be a trilogy.
Hitler's reincarnation was hilarious
Funny how the cementary of Döllersheim is still intact and is the best preserved part of the town, just as the church (mostly) is. The churches roof was only destroyed by soviet troops after the war when they used it for mortar practice (at least that's what I was told on the plaque there)
It actually makes a lot of sense to use the place where Döllersheim once stood as a military training ground. It's one of the coldest regions of Austria while not being mountainous and is one of the least populated areas of Austria.
@Humanity Galatica it's part of his name and you got tricked haha
Also, Schicklgruber (not Schlicklgruber, as apparently spelled in the book) does not translate to anything. At best, you could extract the word "Grube" from the name, which means "pit" (as in gravel pit), but the word for the digger who digs up sth. is different due to grammar (that would be "Gräber", and the ä is pronounced as an e as in "verify"). So the entire translation of the allegedly destroyed "records" is nonsense (also, I didn't know records were kept at graveyards ;) also, Döllersheim likely is too small to have a local authority, which is were such records are actually kept, as that village is administrated from the town of Zwettl, which is the county/district's main town).
@@AAWT
The name could easily originate from an older dialect which sounds like nonsense in high-German.
Gotta hand it to you for that entertaining theory while the world watches Kabul.
Hahahaha
Hahahahahaha tik now is started the documentary for Afghanistan
Kabul, Paris, Berlin, Melbourne, what's the difference...
@@ShamanKish l mean was the joke from jim 99 west
You laugh now, but when the world finds out that Joe Biden is Eva Brauns cousin and plans to open a Taliban theme park
In Detroit with his secret partner Ru Paul the world will stop laughing at him then.
I am amazed that you had the endurance to read such a thick book of that stuff. A friend of mine was obsessed about conspiracy theories like that. He used to talk to me about this stuff for hours, and I used to laugh my head off in the beginning. But, after enduring some hours of conspiracy laden monologues, those theories are boring me to death. Eventually, I stopped hanging out with that friend.
Dang, that sounds like a really good alternate history lore
or fan fiction?
Really good? Are you sure it deserves that?
This is more like a typical 40k fan novel.
Too looney to be believable. So it makes for bad alternate history. It would require people to actually be competent enough to keep this perfectly secret. People are utterly stupid so.... it's impossible.
Kaiser Reich this shit
HOI4 mod when?
My theory: the authors basically got the story right, including all the conspiracy theories, but then added a bunch of ridiculous stuff so that the book doesn't get censored before it reaches masses, and then people will realize that a lot of these things might as well have happened
You know what, that's as good a theory as any other right now... I'm hoping it's just a comedy
@@TheImperatorKnight its just meant to be laughed at really
Yes, there is a bunch of stuff in there that looks really hyperbolic relative to the rest. The stuff about him Hitler having a radio transmitter in his mouth that informed his unconscious mind looked like someone had just grafted in something from a completely different book
Oh man this was too funny. I’m all down for more content like this.
Explain, what's funny?
@@toofastforyall8590 his ignorance and probably his love for judes
lmao
the entire premise of that book would make a great low budget b movie
"Plan 9 from Grosvenor Place"
Titled "Monty Python's Life of Hitler"?
@@shenghan9385 "He's not the Fuhrer, he's a very naughty boy!"
"Most historic records are manufactured... except the ones that support my lunatic rambles."
Crazy Greg
lmao
What sort of Hearts of Iron shit did he play to get Israel to colonise Tasmania?
Away from everything and probably has the freshest air on earth 🌎
Hey TIK, I think you should have put a warning notice before the start of the video so that the people won't watch this while eating-I could die of asphyxiation almost 10 times when eating my breakfast and lunch and watching this at ths same time. I must confess however, every second was worth it. Thanks a lot for this comedy gold! I have also seen the name Emmanuel Goldstein on the patron-list at the end of the video. It is quite an achievement for your channel, that leather of the Brotherhood is a Patron! Goodbye for now..
I read in a recent Military History (monthly or quarterly) that a European man who lost his family to the Nazis made it to London and ended up working in a disinformation office, where the one-testicle story was created. I don't think they knew it would take off the way it did.
We will never know if it's true, best to assume the story is false by default
To whom it may concern 😅Fleischmann, who heads the Bavarian state archives in Nuremberg, said in December a review of newly published prison records revealed a doctor who examined Hitler on his arrival in Landsberg recorded that the Nazi leader was “healthy, strong” but suffered from an undescended right testicle, also known as unilateral cryptorchidism. The congenital condition can increase the chances of infertility.
Everyone's a British agent, why do you think aliens in scifi movies speak english
this book is a prime example of a "historian" using confirmation bias with an hint of making shit up. thanks mate needed this laugh today
Honestly I think David Irving has more credibility which is scary.
This whole reading sounded like a Qanon meeting. I attended one in my youth. I was invited to speak as I am an OG version ME TOO if you will. It took me 30 second to realize the anti-pedophilia was just a sales pitch to cover thier coded anti Zionist nuttery .
@@davidtuttle7556 You attended a Qanon meeting "in your youth"? Qanon is only a couple of years old my dude, it can't have been that long ago. And while they're kooky for sure, they're not antisemites.
@@CantusTropus lol. Qanon have been around for a long time. They were forced underground for a while. Thats all. And yes, they are. They still preacg the global child trafficking sex ring as a secret Zionist cabal. They are not new.
@@CantusTropus MTG is openly antisemetic with her rhetoric.
This seriously feels like an ironic schizoposting thread on 4chan.
Honestly, you should turn this into a series! Some light and fun to do content to release in between more serious and time-consuming videos. Perhaps David Icke next time?
I could see someone schizoposting this on /pol/ but it'd be torn apart pretty quickly, especially by Adolf worshippers. Honestly it's pretty tame compared to some of the shit peddled there. It's hard to tell between troll posts, LARPing, shills and genuine schizos off their meds. Either way it's pretty fun to watch.
The best conspiracy theory I've seen is that Hitler was actually being impersonated by the British agent, Aleister Crowley, while the real Hitler was being kept locked up in the basement of the Berghof. There was a whole website presenting "evidence" of the Crowley theory. It would make a great thriller movie lol
I think it was Christopher Hitchines that said "everybody has a book inside them and that is the best place for most of them". I assume this is one of these Amazon self publish books that are printed to order by their website, because surely no credible publisher has produced this.
great quote!
Ha ha haaaa.... maybe I should delete that unedited crap I put on Amazon...
this wacky book is probably written by a meth head or Amazon's AI system. either way, it is a terribly stupid book. but didnt we all have fun knowing its crazy contents? lol
Tik... is laughing? And not for a video where Halder gets owned? The world must be opening a new page
My favourite has always been the Assassin Creed explanation for Hitler lol. He (along with Churchill and Stalin!) was an illuminati agent and his death was faked, but by coincide at the same time as he was leaving the bunker an assassin finally caught him and killed him.
"The goat story is true though. The person who told it was killed soon after telling it" sounds like one of those "I died in my own story" creepypastas
I hope that book is just some kind of historical shitpositng or something.
But still, seems an interesting (and weird of course) thing to explore.
I honestly can't tell if it's a troll or if the guy is serious. As I say in the video, I really hope this was posted as a comedy
The thing is that there’s people that are not gonna take this as a comedy, nor look for any other source to contrast the arguments (because are not gonna believe those) xd
No it has to he a troll. 100%
@@TheImperatorKnight Poe's law and all
Thank you for the fantastic video TIK, keep up the great work and keep enjoying this.
Regarding 41:07, you are totally correct. The German Kaiser indeed fled to the Netherlands after WW1, but stayed in Amerongen until it became clear his exile would be permanent and lived the rest of his life in Huis Doorn (a small castle near the town of Doorn in the middle of the Netherlands) after that. Both of these places are in the province of Utrecht, so technically, he never even reached Holland. Huis Doorn has been a museum dedicated to Wihelm II ever since.
Luckily I can make use of my Tibetan occult practices to utilize the buddhist tradition and predict the time and place of my reincarnation if I die laughing about this.
This has to be just a troll book collection of all ridiculous Hitler theories. Female Hitler, Jewish Hitler, Buddist flying oriental magic baby Hitler, Magic Hitler, Robot Hitler, Hitler surviving after ww2, Reincarnated Hitler. I thought I heard it all. This is a great joke book.... right?
Please tell me this is a Troll effort please before I lose faith in humanity. PLEASE.
That reads like the intro of "American Psycho" when Timothy Price is reading the newspaper in the cab.
The "Robot" theory may be true though. Even Tik himself mentions "Alloy Hitler" in this video. Several times! ;-)
@@codieomeallain6635 You explain yourself why the lampposts were removed. To make an airstrip in the centre of a besieged city. Other fortress towns which had been besieged and taken, had had their airfields at the outskirts which of course had been priority targets for the Soviets and overrun first. That is well documented and makes perfect sense without claiming it's just to let Hitler escape. And the planning and execution for the airstrip was already well underway before Berlin was encircled and besieged.
That one story about him peeing on a goat is hilarious so I'm gonna ignore the facts and pretend that it's true
Back in german highschool, when we were working on our finals, our teacher dropped this like it was a hard fact.
It's said that laughing can contribute to extend your lifespan, so this author is truly helping us!
4 stars well deserved !
Being as I'm a wizard, I met with the newly reincarnated Jesus for coffee last week. He'd just got back from giving a seminar in Tibet on occult practices. Sure like my inexpensive penthouse with the ocean view in New Zealand. It's great to be a wizard!
I think you have a great future in reading audio books. You have a knack for science fiction and fantasy as you proved in this episode.
Alas, the internet is full of this stuff and this book is relatively mild compared to some of the stuff I find on a monthly basis.
Everyone knows he was working for the Taliban from 1919-1945
Edit :
Hold on
Tik is that the Greg Hallett who claims to be King John the third of England?
& The whole Q thing
LOL
Yes, it's the same Greg Hallett who thinks he's the rightful king of England
And Idi Amin is rightful king of Scotland
"I really enjoyed this book by world renowned historian Greg Hallett. It offers a lot of information that cannot be found anywhere else." aka Fiction?
First time watching this, and I cannot help but point out that in the present, this kind of literature is 1000% why we have people like Jake Shields on Twitter.
12:50
"bred as an agent of war"
_literally a painter_
Reminds me of the Blackadder episode where they're told to sit in no man's land painting pictures of German positions while flares are sent up so they can see what they're painting
Maybe they should have written a script for a Wolfenstein game or something. It would have been better than Youngblood. In any case, this was gold, thanks for doing it. Never seen you break down like that before.
Schizopost, the Book
TIK just can't resist it, can he? Give him only a quarter of an opportunity and he grabs it with both hands to bash Halder. 😂
Yeeep 😆
Absolutely ridiculous, how anyone could take this seriously is beyond me. Love it.
30:59 Every time the bad guys' ultimate goal is depopulation and every time they fail. Have they seen population numbers for the last 200 years? We're in good hands with villains like these.
Now, as a fan of laughing at conspiracy theorists, I feel compelled to buy this book and read it. Good job TIK, because of you, my money will support the authors, including Spymaster.
How much did THEY pay you for spreading it? Stick to tanks!
The Spymaster must have deconstructed TIK. He has been very tired lately. Explains alot!
@@MrFleshcutter have you noticed any change in eye color?
I'd really like to know the truth about certain parts of WW2 as well, certain things are obviously false and soviet propaganda while other things are possibly true just not in the way it's been reported, as long as there are political or ideological or national gains to be made if things happened a certain way and the people who stand to gain are the people transmitting the information there's no way to be certain. For instance the R-chimpanzee of Germany by Russians which made it look like a second Nanking after Germany fell, regardless of how bad the Nazis might have been it was civilians that bore the brunt of that atrocity which is never spoken of.
I've seen the "Hitler was a British agent" theory several times before but I never expected it to be taken this seriously.
This is the type of book to read while smoking a joint.
Part 2, to be released in 2022, will be titled "Wilhelm II was also a British agent", next in this series: "Attila the Hun was a Nun" and "Marx was a kapiltalist Inuit"
Still waiting for "Churchill worked for the SD" and "Himmler loved fluffy puppy's"
This review was really great fun Tik!
Say what you want but Attila was clearly a nun. It's just facts.
“Castro, the secret capitalist CIA agent”
14:07 Laughed hysterically, your sense of humour mixed with the ridiculous reading makes for very entertaining content.
🎼Hitler has only got one ball… the other is in the Albert Hall…. His brother……the dirty bugger…..took it out when he…..was small🎼. At least that’s what we sang in the playground as a child! No sources mind!!
Another fact is that Germany has been colony since after ww2.
The French de Gaulle left NATO to liberate France after Ww2.
Next up: Was Steiner a Soviet agent?
After that: was Gavin a German agent?
Surely if Steiner wasn’t a Soviet agent he would have made the glorious attack and turned the tide.
Herohito was an American spy
What about Fegelein? Hes maybe a double agent.
@@firemangan2731 Fegelein was a quadruple agent
Source: trust me bro
"Just trust me, mate, I know things" the book.
We should let schizophrenics publish more historical books
Adolf Hitler did actually have a “British” family connection. One of his brothers Alois Hitler Jr. moved to Liverpool and married an Irish woman, Bridget Dowling around 1910. Alois Hitler Jr returned to Germany just before the outbreak of WWI and left his family behind in Liverpool. His son William Patrick Stuart-Houston emigrated to US and fought with the US navy during WWII.
Watch the video, he talks about them.
And Bridgettes book was Banned - I believe. If true why?
@@Alte.Kameraden so what's so funny about , truth? or feith in oficial storys been debunked?
Okay, about a decade ago I spent a week in a mental health facility(It's a long story but I am better now)and now I work with people with mental disabilities and I have to say everything from the way this book is written, to the made up people as co-authors, and even the way it seems to try to explain everything that has ever happened as part of a vast conspiracy bares all the hallmarks of it being written by someone suffering from paranoid schizophrenia.
I can't put my figure on it but it doesn't feel fake to me, this sounds like the way the mentally ill people I know talk in real life, this also explains the size of the book as these people don't know when to stop talking and they will constantly repeat themselves.
I don't think this was done for laughs.
Thanks for the video, I really needed a laugh today.
Yeah, I don't want make accusations because I don't know the guy personally, but if this wasn't a deliberate comedy, then it makes me concerned. He apparently is the same guy claiming to be the real King of England
@@TheImperatorKnight Well he can't screw up the world any worse than our current leaders, I say give him a shot at the throne.
@@Mattfromthepast thats the logic that put a narcissistic sociopath compulsive lier in the white house in 2016...
i call it logic cos im being kind.
@@keefymckeefface8330 You people love throwing around words you do not truly understand to use them to label anyone who does not walk in lockstep with you and you can not let go of your obsession with the 2016 election even now when you have complete control of the government and have virtually criminalized any form of opposition to the Democratic party.
This is why like the Nazis before you, even if you murder us all you will never be able to enjoy the power you wield, because it is built on hate.
You will always be unhappy and never know peace.
I feel sorry for you.
Well, that explains a lot, like why is housing in tasmania cheap
This gave me hope...that if this guy could write a book, I definitely can!!! BTW how do I know this is the real tik history and not a doppelganger?
This is a pretty good example of a maxim I hold: "No Conspiracy Theorist was ever wrong in their questioning of the official narrative, the crazy ones always go wrong in taking the holes in the official narrative as evidence that their personal fanfiction is exactly right"
There rarely is such a thing as the official narrative. There are more accepted narratives than there were countries involved in the war and they are constantly being changed as new information comes out and sensibilities and biases change. But the point is once you start looking for secret boogeymen you are going to see them everywhere. It is important to be skeptical of other's interpretations but that skepticism should be based on some kind of evidence.
The truest comment in RUclips history
As an italian I'm very glad the book took care to include Licio Gelli, with that addition it now make perfectly sense WW2 was in reality a war between two fremasonry's factions...
Surely you had a lot of fun with this, than for sharing with us the experience!
Who the F is Gelli?
@@zabdas83 He was the man in charge of a secret masonic lodge, the P2, tried with the charge of plotting a golpe in Italy
I love how you struggled to keep a straight face. Thanks for your awesome work !
I really enjoyed the silliness of this video. Hilarious. I almost spat my drink, but instead ended up partially choking at “Israel has taken over Tasmania”.
As a kiwi. I'll apologize now for the author, and I'm only 4mins in, wait for the sequel dealing with the Covid conspiracy
Just wait until you get to the bit where he says about New Zealand!
@@TheImperatorKnight I wish they would hurry up. We’ve got a housing affordability problem at the minute.
Also - who the hell is Red Bob? New Zealand’s only Marxist?🇳🇿🥳
"Yer a wizard, Hitler."
Rings just a little bit differently.
I hope this has given you (TIK) some moments of such hilarity (as it did me) to relieve the pressure of your work load over the last couple years. It gave me a great deal of satisfaction to see you laugh so much. Kind regards
It was actually a much needed stress reliever! The work has been intense and serious for so long that it was nice to have a break from the heavy stuff... Glad to hear you enjoyed it too!
Seeing just how dystopian the British society ended up, I think this book explains a lot.
Greg Hallett is a Kiwi
@@benwilson6145 your mom sure is
@@MetalMatrix92 Your are definitively a Moron!
Seen this a few times now and enjoyed it.
I would like to see more book reviews just like this please.
Thanks.
"I don't have magic training" is my go to excuse for not understanding something now 😂