@@acedv6134 (To be honest, I'm more neutral for BTS lol. Really, all I know is that they're a band) *It's better than Cardi B, correct!? Teto doesn't curse!*
Vocaloid Creator: Teto we have something to tell you Teto: What is it Vocaloid Creator: Um....you're adopted Teto:EHHHHHHHH Vocaloid Creator: And you're 31. Not 15. Teto: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She's 31, people ship her with.. - Yokune Ruko, age 12 - Namine Ritsu, age 6 - Hatsune Miku, age 16 - Kagamine Len, age 14 - Akita Neru, age 17 - Utane Uta (Defoko), age 15
I was shocked when i learned that this song was made by ZUN (ZUN is the creator of touhou project) edit: i think the wording of the original comment was wrong, what i meant to say was that the original track (which is what this song is parodying) is made by ZUN
You can googling "tomboyish girl girl in love" this is original music's name that in a game release in 2002 called "Touhou 6", "EoSD" or "the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil". of course every Touhou gamer know that music and also the character named "Cirno"
Ah synthV isn't owned by crypton!! Vocaloid nt is a different synth program! Teto rose up and surpassed vocaloid which even better!! She worked for this bread!!!
WAIT. GUYS. Kasane=6 letters. Teto=4 letters. 6+4=10 10 has 3 letters in word form. So does 2. Ten and two both start with T 3+2=5 5 is an odd number and 2 is an even number. 5-2=3 Which shape has 3 sides? That's right. A triangle. What shape is made of Tetos twin drills? Triangles. KASANE TETO IS... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
Vocaloid song: * Exists * Animator: Oo this’ll be a spicy animation meme Edit: Can y’all stop paying a attention to the comment please? It was a year ago👁👁
+xpluto-5 actually, ms. vortex was right. Always Cirno's Turn is a song created by mixing beloved tomboyish girl and native faith. (Look it up if you need to.)
0:27 This song made me wanna know my age in chimera years. I’m 13. So if I divide 13 by 2. My age is 6.5 in chimera years!? God!, If I was a chimera I’d be young!’
I'm searching here people that think that Teto is like Kokona Haruka from YanSim. Same twin drills,lol XD.Teto is so adorable in this song anyway,isn't she?
I don't understand. Are you saying you think this is actually copied from Cirno's Perfect Math Class or vice versa? Because this is not a parody of Cirno's Perfect Math Class. It's a parody of Kero ⑨ Destiny.
***** Aaaaactually, this is taken from ⑨ Destiny - Zutto Cirno no Turn (this -> ⑨ Destiny - It's Always Cirno's Turn [English Subs & Romaji]), another Silver Forest track that mashes their mix of Native Faith (otherwise known as Kero ⑨ Destiny) with Beloved Tomboyish Girl. And as Cirno's Perfect Maths Class is the IOSYS remix of that, I suppose you're all right to a certain degree. It's simple if you know your 2hu. Or if you read the description. Either or.
Omg. This song is kinda like my life. I love vocaloids so much that I want to be one and I do sing so that's good. I hope I can come up with a design soon
I promise one day you'll become a Vocaloid, Teto. Then the world will be a better place 😊😢 Poor Teto... She's not a fake and anyone who thinks she is gets a drill in the brain. And surgery done by Markiplier.
woah calm down, jfc all he did was say that a fictional character is not real and you respond with "go fuck yourself"? even if that's a joke, too far, you slave
Happy late birthday ik I was 2 days ago but thank you for being created... this is the only official account I can commit because this pretty much sums up the purpose and dedication u were created in and since ur a real person this video makes me seem close to u... u made my childhood and I wanted to become a UTAU make just for u but I don’t have the resources or skill to make a song that can live up to what u are... when I become famous one day people will remember ur name and mine in history I promise thank you Kasane Teto and HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Sorry for the bad grammar, I hate using commas and stuff like that online)
For some reason I can imagine Teto and Miku being on one of those dramatic shows like Bad girls club, Housewives, something that involves drama of some sort..... Teto- (sings the song) Miku-(walks in) no matter how much you sing this song, you're never going to become a vocaloid right....? Teto- I'm in project diva now, so technically *yes I am* Miku-(flips her hair back) yea, but you're forgetting, who has the most songs in the game and who's the *DIVA* in the game? Oh....wait, it's me😏😏 Teto- yea but you cost money!!! Miku- cos I'm classy and expensive!! You lowkey sound like you we're made from a 8-bit machine!!! At least I sound realistic!!! Teto- then why do people call you chipmunk on other vids huh?! Rin-(in the other room) those two are at it again...... jeez, this has been going on for what, ten years now..... Neru- pretty much, but her jealousy hasn't changed anything that much, and it only pisses her off more..... i just learned not to care... Rin- it's entertaining tho😊 Neru-(looks outside) is your brother outside driving the roadroller...? Rin-(looks outside) *LENNY!! YOU DROVE LAST TIME!!! ITS MY TURN!!!* Len-(troll face) *I GOT ON FIRST, SUCKS FOR YOU!!!* and I stole your oranges so *#THUGLIFE* HAHAHAAHAHAH!!! Rin-(runs out the house) *I SWEAR LEN, I WILL KILL YOU!!!* Len- *EVERYONE AT THIS POINT KNOWS IM IMMORTAL, SO GO AHEAD ANYWAY!!!* *Len and Rin have a destructive anime battle* Luka- ahh, there are some days I wish I wasn't created.... Haku-(drinking sake) r u depressed or something..... Luka- no, I'm just over all the loudness and drama, seriously!! Meiko's loud enough and abuses Kaito, Kaito is annoying as hell cos he's a pervert and whines over ice cream, Miku, tho me and her are friends, sometimes she can be a little standoffish.... Teto- *A LITTLE?!?!* Miku- *SHUT UP 31 yr old WOMAN!! MY BAE ISNT TALKING TO YOU!!!* (turns over to Luka) sorry, were having a misunderstanding about who's the diva here so... Luka-(sighs) yea, yea I get it... so anyway Haku, after Miku, Rin and Len, although they're adorable and the sweetest puppies around, they're basically like teenage Meiko and Kaito, Rin being Meiko and Len being Kaito..... and I'm antisocial cos I want no part in anything.... Haku- *oh* so that's why you never talk to anyone, cos I only see Meiko, Kaito, Miku, Rin and Len loud and together and you're the antisocial one in the background..... Luka- well me and Miku hang out sometimes.... Haku- either way I know how it feels. In utauloid world, Teto's a dramatic girl who if *anyone* tries to steal her spotlight, she will relentlessly and pettily be mean and fake to them until she gets her spotlight, Neru's a phone addict who also is a jerk cos she never talks to anyone and is kinda rude when she does... Luka- anyone else....? Haku- well people think I'm depressed or drunk all the time so there's that, Momo and Defoko are Teto's best friends so yea... Miku- *YOU STUPID IDIOT, WHAT DONT YOU GET?!??* you have *NO* reason to become a diva. In 2007, I practically saved vocaloid in a general state!! Vocaloids like you, Kaito and Meiko woulda *NEVER* lasted if it was for me...... so technically speaking, the world *IS* mine😈 Teto- Miku, *EVERYONE* also knows that you'd be *NOTHING* without Crypton!! Name one thing they *havent* done for you!! Crypton literally *has* to discriminate the vocaloids in the game so that it's only you!! They let every other vocaloids collect dust and rot away at the expense of your own fame!! There are vocaloids that sound *WAY* more better than you ever Could but yet, for the sake of keeping your reign at Miku Expo and in being the worlds best diva, Crypton lets their other vocaloids rot away to the point of people not even knowing they exist!! Miku- Crypton treats everyone fairly!! They all have songs in my, um *our*, game. That and have preformed at the expo as well!! Meiko, Kaito, Rin, Len and Luka- *NO CRYPTON DOSENT!!* Meiko- *ESPECIALLY ME AND KAITO!!!* Miku-(rolls her eyes) *YOU TWO ARE FRICIN ADOPTED!!* again, Crypton loves you guys!! Teto- if you were in their place, would you be saying the same? Miku-(indignantly) yes, and even then, I would NEVER be in their position cos I am Crypton's savior!! Rin- you're literally the 21st century version of Rillanne!! Miku- *NONE OF YOU WILL EVER REACH THE SAME STATUS AS ME!!!* *Teto and Miku get into a fist fight* Luka- we are all breaking bad.....
God, this is so sitcommy. Miku: Arrogant fucking cunt who abuses everyone Rin: Arrogant fucking cunt who abuses Len Len: bananabanana Luka: Sad tired woman Meiko: Sad tired woman who gets very annoyed because her husband is a fucking idiot Kaito: fucking idiot Haku: Sad tired woman Neru: anger management class attendee Teto: Sad tired woman Crypton: bullshit playing favorites
IT’S TETO’S BIRTHDAY!! APRIL 1ST! Happy birthday Teto! 🎉🥖🥖🥖🎉 Yes I stopped by just to listen to this for her birthday. She’s my very first cosplay and she’s very special to me. ❤️
turning 30 in a month, feeling very "I'm in my 30s, but my chimera age is 15" rn watching vocaloid videos late at night. I'll always love the part of my that's 15
I only discover this now?! *Looks at descriptions* wow 2009. It’s amazing how far both Utau and Vocaloid have progressed. This is really catchy and cool!
I'm glad you do! UTAUs are a wide range of voices, they can hold notes better, and you can make your own! Vocaloids usually sound the same, are expensive to download, and you cannot customize them. UTAUs are way better in my opinion, so glad you agree as well! \(^o^)/
![[60fps Full風] 秘密警察 Secret Police - Hatsune Miku 初音ミク DIVA Arcade English lyrics Romaji subtitles PDA](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Cq5kz2LNjA8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Teto speaking... WHAT LANGUAGES??? (read desc) | [Talkaloid]](/img/1.gif)
I often forget that Teto is over 30 years old.
I know, it's so hard to believe!
But she kills us all with her cuteness. Ah Teto.
+Pieper Marshall YUI-SENPAI!!
What do you mean? And she is still one pf the cutest Utaus in the world.
Yeah. So what. That doesn't make her any less cute.
"I sing without ten thousand and some Yen"...Do I see a jab at Miku?
Matthew Ferrie yes you do. Teto is free, but Miku is...
A LOT MORE.
Miku is free, *iTs jUst tHe taX*
More then a jab, more of a full on elbow to the face?
Miku is overrated anyway
@@レオン-s6n taxes are illusional...
She appeared as a playable character in Project Diva. She's a part of the Vocaloid family now.
Yet still an Utau.
See?! I told you Haku could be a Vocaloid! I told you! HAHAAHHAHAAhhfshdjwhdhdjKKAJDKAODHCJSBDJFFUFUCID
Dizzly Zizzly at least her free legacy lives on with other UTAUs!
@Dizzly Zizzly if anything, Macne Nana is sold instead of Teto. Teto's still an UTAUloid, whereas Macne completely jumped from an UTAU to a Vocaloid
Lets call her an honorary vocaloid
Mom: *so this is the music you listen to*
this is what my grandma said 2 years ago when I was singing it in front of her.
Me: *It's better than what my sister listens to, correct? At least it ain't Drake or something!*
@@niche8137 *at least its way better than bts right?!*
@@acedv6134 (To be honest, I'm more neutral for BTS lol. Really, all I know is that they're a band) *It's better than Cardi B, correct!? Teto doesn't curse!*
@@niche8137 *It's better than Justin Bieber, right?!*
"Sir! Is me a vocaloid family"
google translate is that you??
yes
Kasai Chanキツネの女の子 huh?
Ahh yes, the watermelon here is made of gradual.
HAWAII HE HE HE
@@S0UPI MOMMY CAN I GET ANOTHER ANIME!
Back when I was 15 I was like YAY IM TETOS AGE
I’m gonna be like that again when I turn 30
31**
One more year and I’ll be tetos age
Mr. Vocaloid which one tho
SlytherinLady younger one lol
Mr. Vocaloid ah ok
How to have a seizure:
Step one- watch a bunch of old vocaloid videos
Evelyn Reiman I love this old vocaloid video art style :D
you mean the project diva game PV's ?
Evelyn Reiman the olds are the best
Evelyn Reiman they ARE UTAU U DUMMY
they said watch vocaloid videos
they never said this was vocaloid
Vocaloid Creator: Teto we have something to tell you
Teto: What is it
Vocaloid Creator: Um....you're adopted
Teto:EHHHHHHHH
Vocaloid Creator: And you're 31. Not 15.
Teto: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She's 31, people ship her with..
- Yokune Ruko, age 12
- Namine Ritsu, age 6
- Hatsune Miku, age 16
- Kagamine Len, age 14
- Akita Neru, age 17
- Utane Uta (Defoko), age 15
@@acedv6134 but her chimera age is 15.5, so its fiiiiiiiiiine
@@thesoap_fan yeah true and i ship her with defoko anyway but teto x ritsu is fucked up either way imo
delighfulrainbow 205 people ship her with ritsu?
@@acedv6134 i guess they are crazy-
This is literally the thing that turned me into the trash that I am today.
Same. But Triple Baka also did the trick
+Stocking Anarchy me too. me three?
+Stocking Anarchy Don't worry everyone who is here is in trash with you
+The Backflipping Hobo wow i cant be trash if im stuck in the gutters (i hope u understand wat that means)
+Brick Gamer hehe
who needs Miku when you have Teto and she's free
Sorry.. but i need miku
me，i need miku，pls count me in
I need them both
Well i need them all...
I need Oliver
Teto: "Don't give me a thumbs down, I'm not a pro!"
Minutes later
"Perfect singer, pretty twin drills!"
Ikr
bruh it's free
It's been so long Teto....
It's 2018 and her 10th anniversary is coming in 2 months!
Florjan Brudar HAHA AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS CREATED ON APRIL FOOLS
Florjan Brudar I was laughing at the fact I never knew about this information fbdeufybrefijnefkjenv
Suga’s so expensive glasses ARMYYYYY
3 dollar!
Merff U like dis?? U like dis chain???
I look young for 31
She looks like a 15 year old
Florjan Brudar ik
Doppel The Ganger The sentence isn't correct, that's it!
Doppel The Ganger thnx did correcting me I just realized that i feel stupid
*I'M* THE REAL TETO >.< Lol wait.... Are you an imposter?? o.o Can we be friends :3
oh my...
how long has it been since i've heard this song...? years...
my first j-pop song *.*
yea i remember when i used to listen this in 2010 it was so addictive i still like the song tho lol
KawaiiCookiePuff I was 12 when i heard this, I'm already 17 :)
I was 9 when I first heard this now I'm 13.
KawaiiCookiePuff I'm revisiting a bunch vocaloid classics right now. it's weird... but enjoyable!
Teto...you're always gonna be part of the vocaloid family
Omg I just saw you at triple baka
yeah
I'm all over the place xD
+Hatsune Miku you can never escape Hatsune miku
Teto is an Utau
I was shocked when i learned that this song was made by ZUN (ZUN is the creator of touhou project)
edit: i think the wording of the original comment was wrong, what i meant to say was that the original track (which is what this song is parodying) is made by ZUN
Same xDD
What??? No way did he really make this song? That's why the Moriya shrine parody exists, then...
Kikuri Bot
Or rather, this song was originally from the Touhou Project.
"Kasane Territory" is just a parody.
WAIT REALLY DAMNNNNN
You can googling "tomboyish girl girl in love" this is original music's name that in a game release in 2002 called "Touhou 6", "EoSD" or "the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil". of course every Touhou gamer know that music and also the character named "Cirno"
It sounds like a combination of both Kero 9 Destiny and Cirno's Perfect Math Class. :D
it does
:) Kasane Teto did a great job doing something like her version of a Touhou song.
but sometimes, i dont like it... but i dont care ^_^
Heh, yeah.
It is a Kero 9 Destiny rip off, after all.
Me: *Searches Tento and gets nothing*
Me: *Searches “weird red head girl with twin drills” and Teto pops up.
Wow. Just-
just wow.
W o w
google, im naming my firstborn child after you.
Nikki Studio UwU
I mean, yeah, Tento sounds like some broke camping company
Tento, that is your issue. You looked up tento
@Anela Ruth Yamuna Balma i just searched up red vocaloid.
Why don't they play this on the radio?
Edit 1 year later: Why are people still liking this ;w;
I want a radio channel with Vocaloid/UTAU, Bulby 8-bit remixes, and GlitchxCity's remixes!
ikr
+Jose Bermudez ;-;
Jose Bermudez Actully, on Google Play music there's at least a Hatsune Miku and Kagimine Rin radio. :)
+Melody Martin YAAAAAAS
Teto is now 41 years old. Keep that in mind
Edit : actually, she is 42
I think she was 15.
I have to come to this happy side of vocaloids after the sad/creepy side...
+Aki Apina akidearest? 😆 me too...
this isn't vocaloid
...
Utaloid*
Button Friend Don't remind me of Wysteria nigga
2:10 Dat translation
"Isn't this your knowledge?"
"She IS the very 30s"
But you don't understand
She ISSSS the VERY 30s
ALL HAIL BARONESS TETO.
What does it even mean?
"She IS the very 30s"??
HAIL TETO.
Lovely Lacezz That means She's in her 30's.
daaaamn i was 10 when I saw this video now I'm 18
Omf
Wow ahah
OKIE KOOKIE really!?😮
same!
OKIE KOOKIE So your chimera age is 9 now?
13 years later, ladies and gentlemen, Teto is officially part of the vocaloid family
Ah synthV isn't owned by crypton!! Vocaloid nt is a different synth program! Teto rose up and surpassed vocaloid which even better!! She worked for this bread!!!
WAIT. GUYS.
Kasane=6 letters.
Teto=4 letters.
6+4=10
10 has 3 letters in word form.
So does 2.
Ten and two both start with T
3+2=5
5 is an odd number and 2 is an even number.
5-2=3
Which shape has 3 sides?
That's right. A triangle.
What shape is made of Tetos twin drills?
Triangles.
KASANE TETO IS... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
OMG WHO KNEW?
+Jasmine Dash I thought youd try to make 9 for Cirno
LOGIC o_o.
logic 0.0
before pressing read more i was like i bet this is gonna be illuminati comfirmed and whadya know i was right lol
You are indeed stupid. {Smiles adorably}
Me at school.
Cirno's Perfect Math Class......
Teto's Perfect Math Class...
I don't regret this comment.
YESS!!!
hi :3
and kero 9 destiny
Tommorow I will try and sing this in my math class
I got in trouble..... kids don't take vocoloid to seriously
thanks
oh f
How did it go?
I got it.
Cirno's Perfect Math Class
XD
Teto has drilled her way into my heart
Twin drills for life
Her drill will Peirce the heavens
nekochan109 wait she drilled into my brain OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT HURTS
My heart x.x
nekochan109 Kokoro.
Kasane Teto for President 2016
TETO
Make Her A Vocaloid Again
MeowSaysTheHamster SQUEAK She never were vocaloid
This depressed me greatly.
just accept your fate
Make Teto great again
i havent listened to this song in like 3 or 4 years...
my heart just broke and was repaired...
Nice
+Boku No Nico this makes me :D every time
I didnt know it was Cirno's theme before playing Touhou
And if you are looking for Sukako's theme you will get an animation too similar to this
9
@@vvoltorvv280 late but it's Suwako
Isn't this the same melody of Cirno's math class?
Yep, and Kero ⑨ Destiny.
Kero 9 destiny is a different tune.
doonglerules
This is a remix that mixes both of the tunes though.
So it isn't kero 9.
i noticed that the songs sounded very similar
1:00 Neru: why am I doing this again?
lol
yeah xp
+anna lian I sympathize for Neru. My favourite Vocaloid looks so upset. :(
Because they kidnapped Flipphone-chan.
ha XD
Will she ever become a vocaloid?
Find out on the next episode of
Hard life with the frenchbread
NO!
Andrew Pileta Wheres The Frenchbread and her headed now?
+Vic & Shan PROJECT DIIVAAAA!!! :D
yesh
xDDDDD
wtf a mix of cirno`s perfect math class and kero destiny???
I hate how people thinks that TOUHOU copied off this, even though Touhou is the original creator of this. How rude.
Fucking preach, man.
There are so many comments on Cirno's Perfect Math Class or Kero 9 Destiny saying "U COPIED TETO!11!1!!1"
It's obnoxious, really.
MangoMars tru tru
i know they are dumb....
it's clearly written in the desc of this vid that the tone and rhytym was from touhou
Saki Miyu Right! NO ONE reads descriptions, so they assume!
Yeah
YOU CAN BE VOCALOID!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! 😆
......
FNAF Ninja xyz Thank you
Kasane Teto i believe in you UwU
FNAF Ninja xyz #TETTO4VOCALOID
No cause she won be free she will cost 200 dollars
i cant believe this shit is my childhood
childhood well spent
definitely
CHILDHOOD WELL SPENT. YESSSSSSSSS
꼬까꼬꾸
It still is my life....
This is very sad now that I think of it.
same
꼬까꼬꾸 ㅋㅋㄱㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㄱㄲㄱㄱLOL TRUE
12 years later this is still a bop
Damn why am i 7 years late?! (┳Д┳)
Just a derpy pumpkin lol
I'm 8 years late
They made this when I was too no one
I am 8 yrs late i feel you
Well, you can't always be lucky ...
Omg, I listened to this song like four years ago, and I've never realized this is Cirno's theme's remix *facepalm
actually it's kero destiny
Cyren Arts Right. Suddenly having difficulty recalling this name when writing this comment. It's Native Faith right?
yup
...I relate to Teto on a spiritual level
Her pigtails are the pigtails that will pierce the heavens!
*points at sky dramatically*
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK SHE IS?
I'm with you My dude
Tetos perfect math class
Anyone?
No touhou fans getting the reference?
Just me?
Ok...
You're not alone, my friend
Team Fluffy hooray
HA
That leafy profile pic doe
Thankful Donkey omg, every reply on my comments is about my profile pic XD
PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you
Eh... Too happy ova song.
plz, as well as triple baka and pokemon songs
+Tina La EntrenadoraTM :v!!! AKA Silver Heart Bv I want to play the completed pokerap at my funeral as well as my fav vocaloid song "Clean freak"
Esslan Vesslan GG I want Silver's theme ♡ I LOVE THAT THEME!
Tina La EntrenadoraTM :v!!! AKA Silver Heart Bv I have not heard that theme yet. I need to hear it!
this is one of my favorite vocaloids and i feel so old
_but dogs dont live that long_
FriedPandaFlowers Ffs UTAULOID* XD
Vocaloid song: * Exists *
Animator: Oo this’ll be a spicy animation meme
Edit: Can y’all stop paying a attention to the comment please? It was a year ago👁👁
yeah
No, most vocaloid songs or utau don't get into memes.
Like viva happy and burenai ai de
well, first of all what are animation memes? Second of all this isnt a vocaloid, teto is an utauloid
And third of all its a touhou song
I speak English and I still sing this
lots of people (and animatronics apparently) do...what do u think all the comments are in english!? duh!
lol
Violet Cherries no in Japanese
Wait u speak Japanese? Tbh I don't speak Japanese I just sound out words that Teto says, Idk if I'm pronouncing anything right tho... 😶🦄🦄
MeowSaysTheHamster SQUEAK Tripple Baka, this and Stop Nagging Me + many others
I love how she's like "I don't cost 15,750 yen" She's like I'm free and don't cost approximately 158$ US
Ok good. I'm still American. I was beginning to worry Japanese stuff made sense. Now, I know it doesn't. Thank god.
phew
dat freedom doe
Teto Kasane BUT I LOVE YOUR VOICE AND YOUR ADORABLNESS
only ironically
***** ...You do realize we can all see this, right?
Thanks for having a translation so awkwardly worded that you inspired me to learn an entire second language so I could understand this song myself.
I wish Teto was a vocaloid,she would have made a good one ^w^ same with Nyru ect... :3
So...*Teto-Chan Now!* *(^w^=^w^)*
I agree, Lord Vocaloid Miku.
Ayson Harvey :3
Kuroha H Obviously the overlord of all that lives! Surely you agree that Miku is the ruler of all!
***** sry typo
Someone play this at my funeral!
or triple baka
if i happen to attend gladly :)
Ah a wonderful cats life would be at mine
anata wa sono kenri o emashita (you got that right!)
lol
Fun fact: This is actually a parody of a song called Always Cirno's Turn.
FACEPALM
xpluto-5 Feel free to explain why you're facepalming instead of just stating it. :)
+ms. vortex double FACEPALM
+xpluto-5 actually, ms. vortex was right. Always Cirno's Turn is a song created by mixing beloved tomboyish girl and native faith. (Look it up if you need to.)
+Warriorskittle it's a parody of the opening song from that show with Will Smith
Teto is like a cousin to the vocaloids. A family member they get unreasonably mad at at times, but still love her
(Made in 2009)
Still watching in 2015
Ikr
:l still got it
Same!
yeah... its tru
+SuicideMouse .AVI still watching in 2008
Teto is the best :3
Thaenx! 39 to you, sir!
+GentlemanStudiosHD Not really -3-
Agreed
+Jasmine grace Maney Considering the UTAU ranking made in 2012 Teto is the best since she achieved 1st place
ロドリゲスエリック wow thats epic but I don't like her that much sorry
I cannot count how many times I've watched this.
7 times
I bet
By tomorrow:100 at least
+LpsBeth7 9?
0:27 This song made me wanna know my age in chimera years. I’m 13. So if I divide 13 by 2. My age is 6.5 in chimera years!? God!, If I was a chimera I’d be young!’
For me im 5.5
I'd be 5.5
I actually DESPISE being age 11.
I'd be 7 years old
I'd be 8 ._.
I'm searching here people that think that Teto is like Kokona Haruka from YanSim.
Same twin drills,lol XD.Teto is so adorable in this song anyway,isn't she?
She is, but Kokona looks like Teto!
The days before Luka....
14 years later and it’s still a bop
nobody:
literally no one:
absolutely not a loving soul:
teto: SCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEW
The correct dialect is SCREEEW
SCREEEW!!!
Cirno's Perfect Math Class -.=
HAHAHA yes.Look on
Cirno's Perfect Math Class vids and people will say this was copied -.-
I don't understand. Are you saying you think this is actually copied from Cirno's Perfect Math Class or vice versa?
Because this is not a parody of Cirno's Perfect Math Class. It's a parody of Kero ⑨ Destiny.
-.- *Points* Go watch Cirno -.-
***** Aaaaactually, this is taken from ⑨ Destiny - Zutto Cirno no Turn (this -> ⑨ Destiny - It's Always Cirno's Turn [English Subs & Romaji]), another Silver Forest track that mashes their mix of Native Faith (otherwise known as Kero ⑨ Destiny) with Beloved Tomboyish Girl. And as Cirno's Perfect Maths Class is the IOSYS remix of that, I suppose you're all right to a certain degree. It's simple if you know your 2hu. Or if you read the description. Either or.
mushroomshrub
Thank You :3
Sensei, can we have Suwako as a side dish?
Sensei, can we have Cirno as a snack?
+Fluttershystrawberrykitten82〈3
Ni- Ni- Nice Boat. Suwako’s Nice Boat.
All the frogs go ribbit, ribbit, and won't lose even to the rain.
*Cirno
*French bread :3
I was 8 when I watched this jfc. Also I never realized how they used Cirno's theme for this until now
And Suwako
Ok Teto. You got about 3 million views. Are you proud of your DIVA self now?!
Why does this sound like 'Perfect Math Class?'
this song was based of Cirno's perfect math class
Was cirnoumiru based off of this too? Sounds very similar
Sligneris yeah sorta
NOOOOOOO IT'S NATIVE FAITH & KERO DESTINY.
its all based on on the theme "native faith" from touhou so they have similar melodies
Omg. This song is kinda like my life. I love vocaloids so much that I want to be one and I do sing so that's good. I hope I can come up with a design soon
this is just weird...
brianne nixon DON'T JUDGE THE VOCALOIDS, MOM. Hey, Zhayalee C we have a vocaloid hater! MY MOM
not a hater... just not a fan of this one in particular lol
brianne nixon your still a hater cuz you hate the song... but one question... DO YOU HATE TETO
teto?
I promise one day you'll become a Vocaloid, Teto. Then the world will be a better place 😊😢
Poor Teto... She's not a fake and anyone who thinks she is gets a drill in the brain. And surgery done by Markiplier.
XD Markiplier is a great surgeon
But she's not real....
+Luke Lucas Go fuck yourself
Yay! She's real!!!
woah calm down, jfc all he did was say that a fictional character is not real and you respond with "go fuck yourself"?
even if that's a joke, too far, you slave
Happy late birthday ik I was 2 days ago but thank you for being created... this is the only official account I can commit because this pretty much sums up the purpose and dedication u were created in and since ur a real person this video makes me seem close to u... u made my childhood and I wanted to become a UTAU make just for u but I don’t have the resources or skill to make a song that can live up to what u are... when I become famous one day people will remember ur name and mine in history I promise thank you Kasane Teto and HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(Sorry for the bad grammar, I hate using commas and stuff like that online)
Well he technically didn't create the song.
It's a parody of a touhou song.
ruclips.net/video/H8OWSlqz1h4/видео.htmlsi=ub-GEbx4WzlrZHR9
This is like Suwako's theme and Cirno's theme jammed together. Interesting, which song came first?
Anotherrandomdemon28 The Cirno Math Class came first, then the Kero 9 Destiny video, AND so this one. XD
+Carol Paiva Kero came first.
Why do I not see a frog goddess in this video!?
I don't see any ice fairies, either.
or flying french fries
Omg I would love Teto to be a Vocaloid one day!!
+Krazycattladyplayz YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Daytona Fernandez
Well she isn't.
I thought she was a Vocaloid
+War Skull 66 she's an utau
For some reason I can imagine Teto and Miku being on one of those dramatic shows like Bad girls club, Housewives, something that involves drama of some sort.....
Teto- (sings the song)
Miku-(walks in) no matter how much you sing this song, you're never going to become a vocaloid right....?
Teto- I'm in project diva now, so technically *yes I am*
Miku-(flips her hair back) yea, but you're forgetting, who has the most songs in the game and who's the *DIVA* in the game? Oh....wait, it's me😏😏
Teto- yea but you cost money!!!
Miku- cos I'm classy and expensive!! You lowkey sound like you we're made from a 8-bit machine!!! At least I sound realistic!!!
Teto- then why do people call you chipmunk on other vids huh?!
Rin-(in the other room) those two are at it again...... jeez, this has been going on for what, ten years now.....
Neru- pretty much, but her jealousy hasn't changed anything that much, and it only pisses her off more..... i just learned not to care...
Rin- it's entertaining tho😊
Neru-(looks outside) is your brother outside driving the roadroller...?
Rin-(looks outside) *LENNY!! YOU DROVE LAST TIME!!! ITS MY TURN!!!*
Len-(troll face) *I GOT ON FIRST, SUCKS FOR YOU!!!* and I stole your oranges so *#THUGLIFE* HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!
Rin-(runs out the house) *I SWEAR LEN, I WILL KILL YOU!!!*
Len- *EVERYONE AT THIS POINT KNOWS IM IMMORTAL, SO GO AHEAD ANYWAY!!!*
*Len and Rin have a destructive anime battle*
Luka- ahh, there are some days I wish I wasn't created....
Haku-(drinking sake) r u depressed or something.....
Luka- no, I'm just over all the loudness and drama, seriously!! Meiko's loud enough and abuses Kaito, Kaito is annoying as hell cos he's a pervert and whines over ice cream, Miku, tho me and her are friends, sometimes she can be a little standoffish....
Teto- *A LITTLE?!?!*
Miku- *SHUT UP 31 yr old WOMAN!! MY BAE ISNT TALKING TO YOU!!!* (turns over to Luka) sorry, were having a misunderstanding about who's the diva here so...
Luka-(sighs) yea, yea I get it... so anyway Haku, after Miku, Rin and Len, although they're adorable and the sweetest puppies around, they're basically like teenage Meiko and Kaito, Rin being Meiko and Len being Kaito..... and I'm antisocial cos I want no part in anything....
Haku- *oh* so that's why you never talk to anyone, cos I only see Meiko, Kaito, Miku, Rin and Len loud and together and you're the antisocial one in the background.....
Luka- well me and Miku hang out sometimes....
Haku- either way I know how it feels. In utauloid world, Teto's a dramatic girl who if *anyone* tries to steal her spotlight, she will relentlessly and pettily be mean and fake to them until she gets her spotlight, Neru's a phone addict who also is a jerk cos she never talks to anyone and is kinda rude when she does...
Luka- anyone else....?
Haku- well people think I'm depressed or drunk all the time so there's that, Momo and Defoko are Teto's best friends so yea...
Miku- *YOU STUPID IDIOT, WHAT DONT YOU GET?!??* you have *NO* reason to become a diva. In 2007, I practically saved vocaloid in a general state!! Vocaloids like you, Kaito and Meiko woulda *NEVER* lasted if it was for me...... so technically speaking, the world *IS* mine😈
Teto- Miku, *EVERYONE* also knows that you'd be *NOTHING* without Crypton!! Name one thing they *havent* done for you!! Crypton literally *has* to discriminate the vocaloids in the game so that it's only you!! They let every other vocaloids collect dust and rot away at the expense of your own fame!! There are vocaloids that sound *WAY* more better than you ever Could but yet, for the sake of keeping your reign at Miku Expo and in being the worlds best diva, Crypton lets their other vocaloids rot away to the point of people not even knowing they exist!!
Miku- Crypton treats everyone fairly!! They all have songs in my, um *our*, game. That and have preformed at the expo as well!!
Meiko, Kaito, Rin, Len and Luka- *NO CRYPTON DOSENT!!*
Meiko- *ESPECIALLY ME AND KAITO!!!*
Miku-(rolls her eyes) *YOU TWO ARE FRICIN ADOPTED!!* again, Crypton loves you guys!!
Teto- if you were in their place, would you be saying the same?
Miku-(indignantly) yes, and even then, I would NEVER be in their position cos I am Crypton's savior!!
Rin- you're literally the 21st century version of Rillanne!!
Miku- *NONE OF YOU WILL EVER REACH THE SAME STATUS AS ME!!!*
*Teto and Miku get into a fist fight*
Luka- we are all breaking bad.....
Well you certainly were committed to this comment.
God, this is so sitcommy.
Miku: Arrogant fucking cunt who abuses everyone
Rin: Arrogant fucking cunt who abuses Len
Len: bananabanana
Luka: Sad tired woman
Meiko: Sad tired woman who gets very annoyed because her husband is a fucking idiot
Kaito: fucking idiot
Haku: Sad tired woman
Neru: anger management class attendee
Teto: Sad tired woman
Crypton: bullshit playing favorites
Miku: YOUR MOST POPULAR SONG IS A REMIX
@@carelessdreamer But Miku likes Touhou
this is on a vocaloid playlist even though teto isnt a vocaloid
i cant believe i spent my formative years listening to such bangers in 480p
IT’S TETO’S BIRTHDAY!! APRIL 1ST!
Happy birthday Teto! 🎉🥖🥖🥖🎉
Yes I stopped by just to listen to this for her birthday. She’s my very first cosplay and she’s very special to me. ❤️
I just realized that 0:23 - 0:28 was a reference to that meme of the 4 guys who are bored and then get excited. Didn't realize how old that meme was!
2023 and I’m still vibing to this bois
OMG. SO KAWAII!!!!!
lawl
Naruto Uzumaki this song is a ripoff of cirno's perfect math class AND chirumiru from the TOUHOU series!
OMG *GASP*
What the hell is KAWAII :D
XD :3
i kept imagining teto singing this to her creators so they wouldn't delete her
You did it, Teto :D Good for her
The Music sounds familiar
+Flossie cirno
shineethebestofall ah
Nah, it's suwako theme. They both just sound alike.
+Baka 9 xactly
Cirno's math class. That's why
11 years later I came back to hear this song....such memories!!!
Did you learn the truth that this song is a parody of another song?
Those drills make people fall in love
The fact that this song was a touhou reference all along really just goes to show that touhou was the homestuck of the japanese internet
Nobody:
Dio after using the stone mask: 1:04
Imagine if Dio was a sharp tooth loli
I'm just going to comment this because I know people are going to comment it eventually...
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!
turning 30 in a month, feeling very "I'm in my 30s, but my chimera age is 15" rn watching vocaloid videos late at night. I'll always love the part of my that's 15
Sometimes I just want to go back to 2010 when things were cool as a kid
Teto's come so far! From an UTAUloid to a SynthV, so proud of her!!
It's Kasane Teto's territory and we're all just living in it. She finally got a SynthesizerV bank! Her dream came true.
0:47 - 0:54 sounds like cirno's theme from touhou
It is cirno's theme but in cover--
i believe it’s a parody of a Touhou parody
@@kimjongun9311 yeah it is.
You may not be a vocaloid...but you’ll always be my vocaloid :,U/
I only discover this now?! *Looks at descriptions* wow 2009. It’s amazing how far both Utau and Vocaloid have progressed. This is really catchy and cool!
Look at the description again: This song is a parody of Touhou remix-
she got a synthv voicebank... im so proud
censoring hatsune miku's eyes, genius.
Don't hate me but I like UTAUs waaaaaay better than Vocaloids. Not saying I hate Vocaloids because who would ever hate them?!?
I agree
I'm glad you do! UTAUs are a wide range of voices, they can hold notes better, and you can make your own! Vocaloids usually sound the same, are expensive to download, and you cannot customize them. UTAUs are way better in my opinion, so glad you agree as well! \(^o^)/
Ayla G I have always thought the same thing!! (^-^) Not that I hate vocaloid but Utah rules!!
UTAU for the win!!
True
She's SynthV now. You did it, baby.