Hey, Bronze's deserve love too. Except for maybe Chizu. That girl is... not appealing. There was a second girl who was also tough to level up but I forget who. Let's just say there were hostesses who couldn't speak Japanese well or at all who were still pulling in more cash than those two.
Disco Elysium is like Seinfeld, in that once you've consumed it, it becomes a permanent form of psycho-architecture that all of your other jokes can fit into. And it never completely leaves.
Now all woolie needs is a podcast room where he can invite women from off the streets and go in a line rating them "6-4-3-5-7-2" and lose his shit when the women do the same and rate him lower than an 8.
Oh, that's just Bob. He hangs out at the shrine offering favors to those that have proven themselves by eating at every restaurant, running 100km, and winning at every crane game in the city. He's a pretty cool dude. Doesn't talk much, though.
"Kim, you're not silver. You're _platinum!"_
"That's not the kind of compliment you think it to be, Detective, but thank you."
Measurehead being a personality in Woolies head is highly probable.
it's both a skill and a thought cabinet
Man has invested all the points in it.
Gene?
I could see Woolie referring to someone as a ham sandwich
Gotta be.
i knew the measurehead moment would be clipped lmao
"YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR CABARET RANK."
Shoutout to Solidus for having all these DE assets on deck
This is probably the most niche clip yet
Woolie with that Measuregan tech,truly a strong Madden Clan blood technique
This man knows a 7 when he sees one.
To quote the very same man during his Ninja Storm LP, "Just let it sizzle, you fuckin....4 a half"
"Silver." - Woolie "Stop calling me Measurehead" Madden
Have the guts to approach a woman and say, with complete and utter confidence and determination, "Bronze."
At least they won something
Hey, Bronze's deserve love too. Except for maybe Chizu. That girl is... not appealing. There was a second girl who was also tough to level up but I forget who. Let's just say there were hostesses who couldn't speak Japanese well or at all who were still pulling in more cash than those two.
Woolie would check their teeth.
Never look a gift hostess in the mouth.
He read the frame data
That's a good ass edit.
I don't think we can character creation skin tone number reference our way outta this one, lads.
Between this and that Podcast with Sheena He really is Measurehead 😭😭😭
Even thinking back to the Measurehead podcast callout has me in hystrerics.
What episode?
@@agent5333258. I thiiiink it's included in the clip, kids say the realist shit.
@@agent5333 Yeah it's at 32ish minutes of the 'Kids say the realest things' clip on his main channel
Disco Elysium is like Seinfeld, in that once you've consumed it, it becomes a permanent form of psycho-architecture that all of your other jokes can fit into. And it never completely leaves.
no not really
deadly premonition made me immune to that
I was not ready for the Disco UI to pop up
Woolie: "I bet you have a great personality."
Hey, when it comes to hostesses personality is 50% of the game. The remainder half is 25% looks and 25% booze tolerance for watered down drinks.
The only thing Woolie's stand is bringing to life is Measurehead.
Honestly the fact that he got it right is the most worrying thing.
The mix of pride and shame. Hilarious.
High Phrenologist Woolie and DNA Inquisitor Reggie
"You're okay, get in!" - Majima
You aint beating the Measure Head alligations today woolie
His pimp eye has 20/20 vision
I was wondering where this was going when I saw the DE textbox pop up on the side of the screen.
That was an impressive edit.
I did not expect to see Measure Head. I was afraid of what the dice roll would have been.
You know exactly what he would have said with a failed dice roll.
Woolie has internalized the Measurehead persona.
Do you guys think Woolie sees Measurehead in the bathroom mirror sometimes?
Measuredreads strikes again
Woolie's Phrenangan
Wooliehead
Woolie utilising his talent in racism to spot the inferiorities of those lesser born.
Fun fact
Before creating WoolieVS Woolie auditioned for the role of Stephen Warren in Django Unchained
I laughed, but at the same time... I cried. [5]
Maddenhead.
Now all woolie needs is a podcast room where he can invite women from off the streets and go in a line rating them "6-4-3-5-7-2" and lose his shit when the women do the same and rate him lower than an 8.
Woolie has the unigue racial passive to appraise the worth of a person using only his visual prowess.
"You're silver."
junko enoshima be lookin different
Perfection
Watching this highlight without being up to date on the playthrough, wondering why there is a clown in a suit in the background
Oh, that's just Bob. He hangs out at the shrine offering favors to those that have proven themselves by eating at every restaurant, running 100km, and winning at every crane game in the city. He's a pretty cool dude. Doesn't talk much, though.
Has Woolie been Measurehead this entire time?!
Man, we need to just go back to Disco Elysium.
Didn't know what I was in for but damnit 😂😮😂
Is it how many pies they steal?
It helps if you watch the video before you comment
BIRRRRIOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH