Best quotes during battle! - South Park The Fractured but whole

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  • A big compilation of all my favorite quotes during battle in south park the fractured but whole!
    Cartman has the best ones by far
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  • @joanahcammilleong1314
    @joanahcammilleong1314 6 лет назад +2000

    "I said: Oh my God, they killed Cartman!"
    "What? I don't care. Do you?"
    "Oh yeah. Not really."
    Best ever

    • @kyanpepper7124
      @kyanpepper7124 5 лет назад +59

      0:09

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 2 года назад +16

      doesnt he kinda suck in the game too?

    • @VGAfanatic
      @VGAfanatic 2 года назад +42

      Cartman: "Hey, fuck you guys!"
      They forgot that part.

    • @mifigor1935
      @mifigor1935 2 года назад +20

      @@FatalHog he's good at the start, but he gets overshadowed by stronger picks like Wendy or Scott

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake 2 года назад +14

      @@FatalHog none of the characters objectively suck, some are better then others, but Cartman isn’t the worst if you use the right DNA or artifacts for him. His attacks aren’t weak, it’s just that he’s very generic, unlike other characters who have cool knock back combos, shields, movement, or healing powers, Cartman just kinda has generic attacks with little range. His swap place with enemies + damage is probably his most unique attack.

  • @kayiscrispy
    @kayiscrispy 5 лет назад +863

    My favourite battle quote is,
    Kyle: "I wish you put as much effort into your costume as you did that punch..."
    Craig: "Fuck you, you're lucky I even showed up."

  • @Mrcupcake010
    @Mrcupcake010 6 лет назад +1042

    When Mysterion dies on the poclie station mission, Stan says: "Oh my god, they killed Mysterion!"

    • @desertstorm272
      @desertstorm272 6 лет назад +50

      MrCupcake010 Human Kite: you bastards!

    • @gamerits
      @gamerits Год назад +45

      human kite better be saying "YOU BASTARDS!"

    • @Mysterio6942
      @Mysterio6942 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@gameritssadly they dont

    • @Mysterio6942
      @Mysterio6942 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@gameritsnvm they do

    • @Kait16xo
      @Kait16xo 4 месяца назад

      I’m pretty sure the chances of him saying it are random bc I think I heard it in post game too

  • @achtet3697
    @achtet3697 5 лет назад +843

    “At least I have a dad” OUCH

    • @noctis_fella
      @noctis_fella 2 года назад +20

      Cartman got destroyed!!

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 2 года назад +17

      My reply- “I’d rather have no dad than a selfish drunk one.”

    • @Fartfunnyhaha
      @Fartfunnyhaha 2 года назад +3

      They predicted it

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 Год назад +1

      Emotional crit

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem Год назад

      (Cartman gets Enraged status)

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 лет назад +439

    During the Red Wine Drunk Randy mission, Super Craig keeps mentioning that Randy's pants are down.

    • @kingofthehillvids807
      @kingofthehillvids807 5 лет назад +28

      Would you do a video for that? And a video with all Craigs battle quotes during battle?

  • @MakiMatsurra
    @MakiMatsurra 6 лет назад +1228

    1:00
    Stan: Laser Drills!
    Cartman: I can’t believe your dad was dumb enough to lend you his tools, Toolshed.
    Stan: At least I have a dad.
    ***WASTED***

    • @jodieplayzgacha6596
      @jodieplayzgacha6596 4 года назад +41

      Ohhhh! Roasted!

    • @SkibidiBellingham
      @SkibidiBellingham 2 года назад +29

      You think Cartman gives a shit about that roast? He literally killed him

    • @AHappyBlackGuy
      @AHappyBlackGuy 2 года назад +20

      @@SkibidiBellingham Well it was revealed that he cries at night because he doesn’t have a dad in the Tourette’s episode so maybe he’s just suppressing his feelings. But I forget if that episode is before or after he finds out his dad was a ginger/daywalker

    • @colemason1623
      @colemason1623 2 года назад +5

      @@AHappyBlackGuy he cried because he was part ginger

    • @RottenJerv
      @RottenJerv 2 года назад +3

      @@AHappyBlackGuy it’s before

  • @xlife.lightx
    @xlife.lightx 2 года назад +322

    (3:38)
    Fastpass: You're okay Super Craig?
    Super Craig: Sure, I'm f*cking fabulous
    I swear Craig and Kyle have the best come-back responses in the game

    • @katie15732
      @katie15732 2 года назад +15

      That reminds me of the episode where the boys were dressed as "gays" and were trying to see who was the "gayest"

    • @xlife.lightx
      @xlife.lightx 2 года назад +12

      @@katie15732 The metrosexual episode! "South Park is gay" is the name of the episode I think

  • @szybkiwojtas7895
    @szybkiwojtas7895 2 года назад +131

    Cartman: "You knocked that bitch down to Kyle's reading level."
    Kyle: ...

    • @MilkmanFR
      @MilkmanFR Год назад +1

      Thats my favorite quote

  • @licklepink3920
    @licklepink3920 5 лет назад +199

    *_dont even start with me clyde_*

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Год назад +110

    0:59 No WAY stan called eric fatherless 💀💀💀💀

  • @Voldrim359
    @Voldrim359 5 лет назад +373

    Super Craig: Cool, but you d' probably get more of those tools if you sold them on eBay
    Toolshed: Don't be a dick Super Craig.
    Super Craig: Speak up, couldn't hear you over my massive middle finger

  • @moist147
    @moist147 2 года назад +200

    one of my favourite lines is when wendy says something like “wow mysterion you’re technique is great!” and kenny goes “yeah well i have been working out recently”

    • @BeanBag343
      @BeanBag343 Год назад +24

      Call Girl: "Mysterion, you're a beast!"
      Mysterion: "Well, you know, I have been working out"

  • @Kait16xo
    @Kait16xo 4 месяца назад +8

    “Thank you for standing there like a little bitch deer in the headlights” and Mysterion’s response to Cartman’s “you answer to my friends” spiel get me every time

  • @jakewalker7720
    @jakewalker7720 5 лет назад +315

    You go girlfriend!
    Tweek dont do that.

    • @jace2242
      @jace2242 3 года назад +4

      What does Tweek mean?

    • @jo-sf4xq
      @jo-sf4xq 3 года назад +2

      What part

    • @oceanacemafer
      @oceanacemafer 3 года назад +53

      For those asking, Tweek says: "You go, girlfriend!" to Wendy, but she replies with: "Tweek, don't do that."

    • @itonahoribe
      @itonahoribe 3 года назад +4

      @@oceanacemafer okay but i need to see it. can you send the link of thr vid??

    • @sugarqcoat
      @sugarqcoat 2 года назад +38

      @@jace2242 he meant it as girl-friend, it's very common to say girl-on girl and even gay guys say it; but it's very corny.

  • @carahollingsworth6973
    @carahollingsworth6973 4 года назад +128

    My favorite interaction is between super craig and mysterion
    SC: You're so melodramatic
    M: I've got a lot of Pathos
    SC: You should get that checked out

  • @novaknight8579
    @novaknight8579 2 года назад +66

    Cartman: Your dad so dumb for letting you borrow his tools.
    Stan:At least I have a dad.
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!*

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 лет назад +571

    Nice Trey and Matt took the time to record all these lines! love them.

    • @DaL33T5
      @DaL33T5 4 года назад +31

      One gripe I had about the last game was how much dialogue from the show was recycled for combat dialog, so the sheer amount of combat dialog, and how it varies depending on what you do and who's in your party was really awesome to see in TFBW

    • @Ben-il3oc
      @Ben-il3oc 2 года назад +6

      Really awesome to see character interactions during combat instead of just having one ally

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 3 года назад +92

    My favorite is, without doubt, Fastpass when he defeats an enemy.
    "Eat sh-sh-sh-shit!"

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 5 лет назад +114

    I think if you have Henrietta face Butter's dad, she'll probably say "Can we beat up my dad next?"

  • @bucketfulofbabs
    @bucketfulofbabs 3 года назад +100

    *"AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD"*
    *apply cold water to the burned area*

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem Год назад +1

      No, apply SALT to the burned area.

  • @jaimiec3233
    @jaimiec3233 2 года назад +29

    My favorite line ever has to he when Clyde uses a revive serum and says "I wish this worked on my mom"

    • @voidyboigoesmow
      @voidyboigoesmow Год назад +6

      OOOH BABY NOOOOOOOO CLYYYYDE-

    • @Kenny-southpark1212
      @Kenny-southpark1212 3 месяца назад +2

      Mine is when you use the revive serum on Clyde he's like "I saw my mom and she told me to kick your asses!"

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 2 года назад +127

    "I can't believe your dad was dumb enough to lend you tools, Toolshed."
    "At least I have a dad."
    *HOLY SHIT*

  • @GlacierWolf
    @GlacierWolf 5 лет назад +76

    0:40 If Toolshed were there, he'd say "Dude!"

  • @janelypumpernikel9010
    @janelypumpernikel9010 5 лет назад +126

    4:52
    Toolshed: Its High noon somewhere in the world
    Me: Was that really-?

  • @specialk8888
    @specialk8888 2 года назад +35

    I love how simply done Super Craig is with everyone and everything

  • @kitclod
    @kitclod 4 года назад +81

    “At least I have a dad” bruh my jaw dropped so fast oml, don’t worry cartman I don’t have a dad either ✌🏻

  • @TimidIzzy
    @TimidIzzy 5 лет назад +86

    Ever since playing this game, I've said "I'm gonna suck ass and take names" way too many times

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake 2 года назад +1

      Or that other line “Im gonna suck you dry…wait that didn’t come out right.” 😭😭😭

  • @gamerboss333
    @gamerboss333 5 лет назад +58

    1:30
    I love Super Craig

  • @amberd9594
    @amberd9594 2 года назад +39

    The “at least I have a dad” caught me off guard 😀

  • @cbenoit29
    @cbenoit29 4 года назад +79

    No “Fucked by the long dong of justice!” That line kills me everytime

  • @kyanpepper7124
    @kyanpepper7124 5 лет назад +68

    0:09 Best ever quote lol.

  • @timothyschade713
    @timothyschade713 4 года назад +23

    My favorite is:
    Super Craig: You do something? I was too busy not giving a fuck.
    The Coon: God damnit, Super Craig. Show some respect to your colleagues.
    Super Craig: Why start now?

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 3 года назад +18

    Mosquito: *hits on Call Girl*
    Toolshed: *TRIGGERED!*

  • @1Up2081
    @1Up2081 3 года назад +32

    Henrietta and Mysterion have the best lines.

  • @Oliver-xl3bz
    @Oliver-xl3bz 2 года назад +21

    "atleast i have a dad" DAMN STAN ALRIGHT

  • @Swaggertron4000
    @Swaggertron4000 2 года назад +16

    “Oh my god they killed cartman”
    What a throwback

  • @bijuumijuu6654
    @bijuumijuu6654 Год назад +16

    Honestly some of my fav lines are during the mitch conner fight, absolutely everyone is done with Coons shit. Since I had Tweek on my team I especially love how he went from "Is he telling the truth" to "Fuck you Coon" after a couple turns

  • @bustapunk101
    @bustapunk101 6 лет назад +33

    It’s high noon somewhere in the world

  • @Tweekerss_678
    @Tweekerss_678 3 года назад +28

    0:16 Stan. Oh my god they killed cartman Kyle. What I don’t care Stan. Oh yeah me neither. Me. Damn Stan

  • @crumpetbro.8133
    @crumpetbro.8133 6 лет назад +35

    This is how the cops felt whit mysterion:damn immortal 4th grader

  • @scarletspider119
    @scarletspider119 3 года назад +15

    I love Henrietta.

  • @AtomicGolem
    @AtomicGolem 7 месяцев назад +3

    1:00 imagine if Cartman actually took damage from that roast.

  • @Yutyrant95
    @Yutyrant95 2 года назад +10

    Love that they give love to all the other kids outside the core 4

  • @kingofthehillvids807
    @kingofthehillvids807 5 лет назад +32

    1:29
    3:37

  • @morgena5599
    @morgena5599 5 лет назад +29

    Rip tweek at the end
    I’m sorry *ahem* I mean wonder tweek

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 3 года назад +15

    You should fight Morgan Freeman!
    Morgan Freeman: You can't do shit to me, Super Craig.
    Craig: Man, Morgan Freeman's kind of a dick.

  • @Sithno
    @Sithno 2 года назад +9

    i had one just last night that was good
    Henrietta "Praise Satan"
    Buffs Mysterion
    Mysterion "Thanks Satan now we're even"
    ((fun fact it was right after i finished watching the south park movie and felt like playing the Fractered but whole game :) ))

  • @ajbethel6910
    @ajbethel6910 Год назад +3

    Clyde saying him and Wendy are twinsies is so fucking funny I love Clyde's dumb ass

  • @bracixongrafik5248
    @bracixongrafik5248 11 месяцев назад +2

    my favorite battle quote is:
    That's something your mothers should have done a long time ago! Sorry, Clyde

  • @fudgefamilyfandom2746
    @fudgefamilyfandom2746 5 лет назад +17

    I'm just *EXPRESSING* myself!!!

  • @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22
    @LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 4 года назад +20

    can't believe everyone forgot "#diabeating"

  • @derekdavies9961
    @derekdavies9961 2 года назад +10

    0:59 that cracked me up

  • @Schaffesy
    @Schaffesy 2 года назад +5

    "you knocked that bitch down to Kyle's reading level"

  • @Nofelas
    @Nofelas 5 лет назад +12

    0:59 deal with it

  • @Eric-py8yy
    @Eric-py8yy 3 года назад +6

    See people, this is a great game with Effort and dedication

  • @ZirahPastel
    @ZirahPastel Год назад +7

    3:40 BEST LINE EVER

  • @noctis_fella
    @noctis_fella 2 года назад +9

    4:56 "Let me guess, you're going to fart."

  • @quentincoetzee4313
    @quentincoetzee4313 3 года назад +5

    One interaction I wish made it into the video was, when Captain Diabetes attacks, and afterwards Call Girl mentions that he gave those enemies a 'DiaBeating'

  • @bigsmyles1008
    @bigsmyles1008 2 года назад +8

    Missed opportunity to to have Kyle, Stan, and Kenny, and when Mysterion dies, they go "Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You Bastard!"

    • @bigsmyles1008
      @bigsmyles1008 2 года назад

      @Godziller wth do u think I have "Kenny" in my comment. I watched South Park. I already know. Make sure u read first, jack

    • @bigsmyles1008
      @bigsmyles1008 2 года назад

      @Godziller I'm clarifying that I mean in-battle dying. As for when Mysterion(Kenny) dies in battle, and Stan and Kyle are in battle as well, they say the whole "omg they killed Kenny! U bastard!" thing. I'm making sure people don't misunderstand

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 2 года назад +5

    A simple one i like has to be Scott/Captain Diabetes going “I’m counting on you, partner!” to the New Kid

  • @eyagrove9291
    @eyagrove9291 4 года назад +13

    2:03

  • @savagekawaiifox8807
    @savagekawaiifox8807 5 лет назад +12

    I love the dialogue between Professor Chaos and Captain Diabetes. It's so adorable!! I ship them.

  • @Hello-dt9fq
    @Hello-dt9fq 2 года назад +4

    Stan saying at least I still have a dad was funny

  • @amandateppo5548
    @amandateppo5548 3 месяца назад

    I like the line where after Henrietta attacks, mysterion says something along the lines of "Hey Smoking is pretty cool

  • @kingofthehillvids807
    @kingofthehillvids807 5 лет назад +18

    Do another video but with every Craig battle quote. Thank you and love your videos. 👍

  • @TheTriangle444
    @TheTriangle444 2 года назад +4

    Kyle cant really insult Cartman for being fat lol

  • @llamalord7591
    @llamalord7591 2 года назад +4

    it would be funny if one of them said "hope i don't get crabs after this".

  • @leehyun6513
    @leehyun6513 2 года назад +4

    pew pew pew, phone laser! Man I always love it when Wendy use enraged on the enemy with this quote

    • @JM_Media_Limerick
      @JM_Media_Limerick Год назад

      Kyle:hey we already have a laser user on the team 😂😂

  • @S4turn-yt
    @S4turn-yt 4 месяца назад

    I like wonder tweeks “who wants a popsicle?” Line

  • @naterippetoe4761
    @naterippetoe4761 День назад

    A kinda sad quote I heard playing the game during the final boss in the Bring the Crunch DLC is when Fastpass using I think is first ability where he goes invisible Butters says "I wish I had that kind of speed when my dad's in one of his "moods."

  • @xx_furby_lover_xx5812
    @xx_furby_lover_xx5812 3 года назад +7

    That's hilarious asf, omg they killed cartman.

  • @peppermintpilk
    @peppermintpilk 2 года назад +2

    “There’s nothing a nice coma can’t fix!” - Fastpass

  • @ManikDarkCat
    @ManikDarkCat 8 дней назад

    Mintberry Crunch:”Out of the way it’s my fat sister’s turn!”
    Henrietta:”Wow, real mature”

  • @la_zalmoncha
    @la_zalmoncha 3 года назад +3

    You OK, super craig?
    Sure. I'am fucking fabulous.
    Xd

  • @thatonegameguy7108
    @thatonegameguy7108 Год назад +2

    1:01 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @TYLERGUTZZ669
    @TYLERGUTZZ669 3 года назад +6

    1:01

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 3 года назад +3

    *"Atleast I have a dad"*

  • @travisjr6645
    @travisjr6645 5 лет назад +6

    Wow kayle got roasted by cartmen

  • @natashav8534
    @natashav8534 Год назад +1

    what about the backup new kidtimefart one
    im pretty sure its kyle that says
    "Was that fella hiding in your rectum this whole time?"

  • @malikmiller2786
    @malikmiller2786 Год назад +2

    henrietta: yeah, smoking is really bad for you.
    new kid: that,s ironic coming from you.
    (also)
    henrietta: let me guess, your going to fart.
    new kid: i like to see you fart.

  • @deadaccount2623
    @deadaccount2623 Год назад +6

    i think one of my favorite battle lines in this game is between tweek in craig in the first fight against the freedom pals, where craig says "that's gay." and tweek replies with "YOU'RE gay." 😭

  • @Random_Person0101
    @Random_Person0101 4 месяца назад

    I love how one of phone girl’s attacks references their mobile game (phone destroyer if you wanna know)

  • @porque6699
    @porque6699 3 года назад +6

    I want some Mysterion lines in the game 👌

  • @thekennydancing2420
    @thekennydancing2420 2 года назад +2

    Missed opportunity to make to homeless immune to the call girl dox attack

  • @Princess_Astro0
    @Princess_Astro0 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:07 Nefarious Troops: Sounds like death! And crash on Almighty Patapon!
    Nefarious Troops Kills Yumiyacha
    Yumiyacha: *Dies*
    0:10 Taterazay: Oh my god, they killed Yuji!
    0:15 Taterazay: I said, "Oh my god, they killed Yuji!"
    Yarida: What? I don't care. Do you?
    Taterazay: Oh yeah. Not really.

  • @axshnjxsn2571
    @axshnjxsn2571 Год назад +2

    Literally almost everything Kyle says is fkin funny.

  • @Camilla550
    @Camilla550 6 месяцев назад +1

    When they’re fighting their past selves we get this gem:
    *Wendy:* Wow! Past Kyle had such a cool costume, what happened?
    *Kyle:* Hey!
    To be fair, Wendy’s got a point: Kyle’s SOT costume was freakin’ awesome! Especially his crown made from branches.

  • @tsut.8430
    @tsut.8430 2 года назад +1

    Ok but there's this one line in vs Dr Timothy where call girl sees Butters ultimate and says smth about how cool or how hot it looks and butters says he could contact her with him and that's my fav I need a video w/that

  • @toomany_bones
    @toomany_bones Год назад +3

    1:01 Bro. Stan💀

  • @lalamaow
    @lalamaow 2 года назад +1

    Henrietta lines are so fucking good

  • @MasterGeek-mk5ne
    @MasterGeek-mk5ne 3 месяца назад

    0:10 neat reference to the South Park pilot, where Cartman is killed first instead.

  • @The_Lunette_Mask
    @The_Lunette_Mask 3 месяца назад

    My favorite b btween cartman and kenny where cartmans downed and kennys lik "its on the to do list"

  • @1nterzept661
    @1nterzept661 Год назад +1

    Cartman: "I can't believe your dad was dumb enough to lend you his tools Toolshed."
    Stan: "At least I have a dad."
    THAT ONE THERE WAS A VIOLATION💀💀

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 2 года назад +1

    “Hopefully your life can get back to normal after this internet dad goes over”
    We’d sooner be off the fad of food then that

  • @anedisborn
    @anedisborn 3 года назад +8

    1:24 1:39 2:05 2:26 2:57

  • @ZRtheHedgehog77
    @ZRtheHedgehog77 3 года назад +3

    As I was playing there was a conversation between cartmen and henrietta about being fat that I miss my chance to record and I was looking for that if you find it post it on RUclips plz

  • @ramuneisyummy-6012
    @ramuneisyummy-6012 3 года назад +6

    “Not my fault that I hate all of you 🙄”
    1:11

  • @TYLERGUTZZ669
    @TYLERGUTZZ669 3 года назад +3

    3:39

  • @itonahoribe
    @itonahoribe 3 года назад +4

    3:40

  • @TYLERGUTZZ669
    @TYLERGUTZZ669 3 года назад +2

    1:07