I feel like I probably wash my hands a dozen times in a day. Even if youre only doing it when coming back from the bathroom it should be like 2-3 times in one day
And I would answer I have lied on that, because I'm pretty sure I have said it while closing down a videogame or something. It might have happened twice in 25 years that I've lied about that. I'm normally on time though
When someone says something I don’t understand, I ask for one repeat. If I still don’t get it I say “Okay I’ll tell you what I’m hearing.” Then I repeat the exact noises that I heard. Whether it be gibberish or words that are clearly not it. Makes for a quick laugh and let’s them know what parts to emphasize to help me hear correctly. OP strat
oh my god yes and then he went on about feeling bad for people who have the decency to arrive on time as if him being late is something that can't be fixed ://
5:35 That's the type of shit that I end friendships over. Being late is chill, lying about the arrival time can get annoying but still fine, but saying you'll arrive when you won't? Definitely not
@@ziwuri Its hard to understand this when you fail to give context. Are you the shitty friend who is always extremely late? or were they early and decided to be dickheads?
he planned on going the whole time then in the end decided not to and didn’t say? yeah it was luds fault and messed up bht it isn’t that huge of a deal now it’s been 3 years and lud has done plenty to repay mango
The being on time thing is way worse for me because I’m terrified of being late but I also hate being early, coupled with the fact that I have absolutely no sense of time.
@@Maniacsurvivor that sounds even more like you would be depressed. It has to be tired + reasoning, ie. "Can't come, I'm tired from work (or had to do some tiring chore)."
I just tell my friends that I'm an introvert and need to recharge with alone time, so you could probably say that without raised eyebrows. If you're not an introvert though... then welp
@@naritruwireve1381same, I pretty much have a deal with my friends that I’ll actually hangout like 5 percent of the time and if u really want to talk to me, call me cause I don’t wanna touch grass
It is crazy that a guy that doesn't wash his hands, can't hold down a job, would be a slob without external aid, and can't show up on time, has the balls to call his whole chat unemployed virgins. I can't tell if it's a bit or his persona, but that's a pretty insane level of self-confidence/ego.
@@Sky_Guy I mean, Ludwig is a pretty rich streamer right now and has a beautiful girlfriend. Thats a little bit higher on the tier list than unemployed virgins.
One time in middle school a girl asked me if I’ve seen supernatural, and I lied and said “yah” She asked me which characters I ship, and I know the characters and general idea but I’ve only seen snippets, so I said two random names to bullshit it And she was like “wait that’s incest” I accidentally said the brothers names, and I failed the chump check, and in the end there was no point in pretending I knew ab the show
Pffft yeah there's a few shows that when someone brings up it's way better to just say that you haven't seen it. Supernatural 100% being one of them 😂.
As a person with social anxiety, the people who always say "you had to have been there" stress me out so much since now I think I missed something vitally important that I'll never understand now since not only will no one explain it to me but it wouldn't even be funny if they did
i will never again pretend to know what's going on..... one time a cashier said something i didn't hear, and i just laughed and said "that's awesome!". and he was like "my moms in hospice. she's dying.". 😐
9:45 the way to make people not feel bad about asking about a specific show part or whatever, is tell them it sounds cool but you haven't seen it yet, that way you are honest and don't make them feel bad.
TIL: I'm too honest for my own good. Legitimately tell people 'Sorry, I don't have the energy to hang out with anyone right now.' I also have stood there for a solid twenty seconds going 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'. My brain would just not put the sounds into words. It doesn't help that I'm easily distracted all the time so usually I need to ask someone to repeat something at the start of every conversation because I'm just not paying attention. They'll say something to me and I'll still be thinking about squirrels or something.
9:40 I agree so what you gotta do is say “nah I haven’t seen that yet but explain it to me” because then you get to ask them more questions and they feel like you’re listening and interested. And you get to know what’s going on so win win win!
I'm concerned about the fact that Ludwig thinks washing his hands becomes unnecessary when in your own house... What, does he think the germs are cool with him? Like 'ah nah mate, he lives here, we're cool, no reason to infect him' 😂
A lot of these are situational, like the one about not hearing something in a conversation. For me it depends how much time I have, and how good friends I am with that person.
Funny part is one of my friends have genuinely hit me with the “aww man sorry Ludwig is live” before and as the bigger Ludwig watched I completely understand
For the one about asking if I’ve seen a movie, I usually say “I haven’t, but for the sake of conversation I’ll say sure” so I can listen to them anyway
Genuinely I feel disgusted with myself when I don’t wash my hands after anything not even just using the bathroom but if I touch something I feel the need to rinse my hands or I feel disgusting
My favorite thing to do when people clearly aren't hearing me but smile and nod anyway is to ask them if they're listening, and then ask them to repeat back what I said after they say yes and watch them die inside as they admit they were in fact, not listening.
It genuinely surprises me just how many people lie in certain situations; I think it would be nicer if people were just brutally honest about themselves.
about the "i'm omw", i message them "i'm omw" when i am already there and i just chill there for like 5 minutes and then come in so i dont seem weird for not giving a heads-up when am coming
You could also say something like “I’m almost there” and then come in immediately after. Waiting around for 5 minutes is sweet on paper but you’re just wasting time that you could be spending with them just so you don’t feel as awkward, when in actuality, they probably don’t care if you lied in your message as long as you get there at a reasonable time.
@@TheJackXBL why does everyone act like this is hard and why do they have all these convoluted plans for it. Literally just say “I am leaving now” when you are actually leaving.
@@Story_Time_true Yeah I agree, the best solution that solves all problems is just being honest. It's just when you're late for something, you don't want to let people down so you say things like "I'm almost there" to reassure them that you won't be too much longer.
the unsubscribed thing is actually true. It is a common problem that I have to deal with for many channels. Sometimes I watch videos from some of my favorite RUclipsrs and it will say that I am unsubscribed, and even after I click subscribe again, it will still reload and say that I didn't.
for the one about not wanting to hang out: make like a really specific excuse right before that people won’t bother to ask more about. Like this group of really annoying kids at my school invited me to one of their houses and I would literally rather do anything else than see them for like 10 minutes. I texted the host like 20 minutes before and said ‘hey sorry i woke up with a really bad stye and advil isn’t helping. i really don’t think i’ll make it, sorry’ and then just kept my account on invisable after then
Whenever people ask me to hangout and I don't wanna go, I deadass just say "sorry dude, I'm not feeling it rn. You down to hangout another time?". It just works
I think there should be a rule where if a person is late when they said they’ll be on time, everyone else who’s there before him can smack him. It’d be a reward for being on time, and a punishment for the one who’s late
@@BenBen-je1zr I'm somewhat of a germaphobe so I wash my hands unnecessarily a lot, and if I'm just chillin alone in my house all day I don't see the need
I never lie about being omw, but I'll definitely keep someone's story going by saying "I think I might've seen it" or "I don't quite remember" - never waste the time, never kill the vibe
I don't even lie about the whole omw thing. like, ill straight up let them know what's happening or if im running late or something due to any particular reason. having the right group of friends who you can just be blunt about why you're late or don't want to hang out is golden, truth always sits better than a lie or excuse imo
It definitely does suck being the type to get there on time, but it also has its perks sometimes. Mainly more free food/drink than everyone else. My issue is that if I'm not getting there on the time they say, then what time do I pick? Am I meant to be 15 minutes late every time, or am I meant to leave 10 mind before the time and get there whenever I get there? I'm also very introverted so I'm more than happy to turn up and then just chill by myself anyway, but on the off chance I did need to be there in time, then I also get that.
We should really wash our hands before we pee cause the male peepee is probably fairly clean if you have basic hygiene. Like it stays in our pants most the day so it’s not touching things like our hands are. Also urine is sterile but unless you are uncoordinated you shouldn’t be peeing on yourself.
I'm never anxious about if i make it to a meeting on time, i always plan to arrive at least 10-15 minutes early to account for anything that could happen. Sure i have to wait a bit once i'm there, but i can just look at my phone or listen to music while i'm waiting
A girl I’m into asked if I saw an anime I said totally having never even heard of it, proceeded to talk about it for like 15 mins then said let’s go to a theatre production of it. She’s now got tickets to it and I’m gonna have to binge watch it asap before we go to see it.
Frikkin AMAZING content Broder, Ive watched you on and off for nearly a year now, and you keep hitting next level. Well done for perfecting your craft!
I dont cut the vibes by telling the truth. I tell that i didnt watch the show, but i ask the person to explain what happened, so you even are adding more to the story!
Protip for asking to hangout. Someone that actually wants to hangout but can't will do some followup, either suggest another time, ask to do something else or invite to one of their things. Booking someone down and then not following through is a crappy thing to do even if you have a legitimate excuse.
You know I really appreciate Lud giving me a wake up call and calling me a lazy fuck while I’m watching this at 2 AM having to wake up early tomorrow(in a couple hours)
At most public restrooms they require the employees to wash your hands. They even put up signs saying "Employees must wash hands" but the employees never come and refuse when asked about it.
Excuses: - I got a lotta homework to do - gotta study - another friend is staying over (while that’s not true) - I’m tired (when I’m not) - I’m not at home (that day) - I have to go to work - I’m broke (when they ask you to go out with them) - (just completely ignore it)
I feel like if ur good enough friends its way easier to just say "no sorry i dont feel like going out" it's become pretty normalized within my friendgroup to not need excuses. But if its not like a good friend then a white lie is always easier.
10:27 what are you willing to bet? I am definitely the anxious person who always tries to show up on time, but I will also say I know something just to let the other person continue the conversation. It’s the anxiousness of wanting other people to have a good time.
My excuse is that I’m busy, it normally doesn’t go past that however I would give a generic excuse like “I need to help my father” or “I have to do some homework” Always works
I literally have like 50 pictures of traffic in all types of weather that I keep on my phone taken from my car, make sure I never send the same picture to the same person twice with my phones notepad
2:37 more people should be concerned about him saying "I used to wash my hands DAILY" as though washing your hands once a day is often
I feel like I probably wash my hands a dozen times in a day. Even if youre only doing it when coming back from the bathroom it should be like 2-3 times in one day
i feel like "omw" is a text you send as you're sitting down in your car getting your playlist right
MEEEEEEE
You nailed it
And I would answer I have lied on that, because I'm pretty sure I have said it while closing down a videogame or something. It might have happened twice in 25 years that I've lied about that. I'm normally on time though
Spot on
But you *are* still technically on your way at that point
When someone says something I don’t understand, I ask for one repeat. If I still don’t get it I say “Okay I’ll tell you what I’m hearing.” Then I repeat the exact noises that I heard. Whether it be gibberish or words that are clearly not it. Makes for a quick laugh and let’s them know what parts to emphasize to help me hear correctly. OP strat
Meta gamed life
When you use 100% of your brain power:
I just repeat "I didn't hear you" like a broken record.
I'm actually stealing that one wtf
I usually leave it at "ask once then pretend you heard it right"
@@ville6211 I really like doing this one if I heard the person correctly the second time to see how many times the person will repeat themselves
Ngl the thing with Nick and the fountain would be the end of our friendship.
That's fucked up
Yeah, I don't get it. If the dude is waiting for 15min and you're not even going to show up, just tell him. I'd annoyed af.
That’s so fucked up, definitely lost respect
Yup, same. They probably had a falling out but I guess they were forced to get along since they were still roommates.
oh my god yes and then he went on about feeling bad for people who have the decency to arrive on time as if him being late is something that can't be fixed ://
True, but I would force him to make it up to me 10 fold
5:35 That's the type of shit that I end friendships over. Being late is chill, lying about the arrival time can get annoying but still fine, but saying you'll arrive when you won't? Definitely not
@@ziwuri Damn that sucks. At least you know they aren't friends now though, best to surround yourself only with those who meet your standards.
@@ziwuri Its hard to understand this when you fail to give context. Are you the shitty friend who is always extremely late? or were they early and decided to be dickheads?
Yeah that was straight fucked up lol
he planned on going the whole time then in the end decided not to and didn’t say? yeah it was luds fault and messed up bht it isn’t that huge of a deal now it’s been 3 years and lud has done plenty to repay mango
@@GooseOose *Nick
The being on time thing is way worse for me because I’m terrified of being late but I also hate being early, coupled with the fact that I have absolutely no sense of time.
Lud: answer honestly
Everybody: *lies*
Lud: well shit.
I answered honestly. ✊
does anyone know the name of the song playing at 10:36?
Also Ludwig: lies
@ based
@@alexjacksonn22 search up never gonna give you up. I think that could be it.
That’s the Ludwig “peepee hands” Ahgren I know and love
pepe = peepee
nice
@@pmdoublet1948 not pepe just peepee
Ahgren _we_ know and love
...comrade
Being a Ludwig fan is like being a fan of Geico even if they don’t save you 15% or more on car insurance
Bruh
Connoreatspants viewer
U just won the RUclips comments oscar
What
But yeah
"I do not wash my hands after going to the bathroom" - man touching his mouth
Bro gonna take a shit and do that next 💀
One time I told my friend I didn’t want to hang out and my whole family thought I was depressed
Just say you're tired instead.
@@Maniacsurvivor that sounds even more like you would be depressed. It has to be tired + reasoning, ie. "Can't come, I'm tired from work (or had to do some tiring chore)."
@@thee_val you can just say that you stayed up late that day
I just tell my friends that I'm an introvert and need to recharge with alone time, so you could probably say that without raised eyebrows. If you're not an introvert though... then welp
@@naritruwireve1381same, I pretty much have a deal with my friends that I’ll actually hangout like 5 percent of the time and if u really want to talk to me, call me cause I don’t wanna touch grass
Ludwig asking his zoomer chat about people they've had sex with is quite hilarious
@Ethan W
@Ethan I’m not a virgin o_o
@Ethan you clearly haven’t met
@Ethan or
the fact that nowadays zoomers have such a high body count so they dont even have to lie to fit in 😂 i‘m 20 and im a virgin sns
I like how lud takes digs at his chat to actually go out and do stuff, I don’t think most streamers would do that
He also encourages kids to lie in this video
great dude
Do what tho?
It is crazy that a guy that doesn't wash his hands, can't hold down a job, would be a slob without external aid, and can't show up on time, has the balls to call his whole chat unemployed virgins. I can't tell if it's a bit or his persona, but that's a pretty insane level of self-confidence/ego.
@@Sky_Guy I mean, Ludwig is a pretty rich streamer right now and has a beautiful girlfriend. Thats a little bit higher on the tier list than unemployed virgins.
One time in middle school a girl asked me if I’ve seen supernatural, and I lied and said “yah”
She asked me which characters I ship, and I know the characters and general idea but I’ve only seen snippets, so I said two random names to bullshit it
And she was like “wait that’s incest”
I accidentally said the brothers names, and I failed the chump check, and in the end there was no point in pretending I knew ab the show
I thought you meant she asked if you’ve ever seen a ghost or supernatural event
Pffft yeah there's a few shows that when someone brings up it's way better to just say that you haven't seen it. Supernatural 100% being one of them 😂.
unfortunately that answer would still fly in some circles
@@3amhellbeast as a spn fan i agree.
the worst part is the incest ship is actually kinda popular
As a person with social anxiety, the people who always say "you had to have been there" stress me out so much since now I think I missed something vitally important that I'll never understand now since not only will no one explain it to me but it wouldn't even be funny if they did
Even we bigfoots always wash our hands in a creek
Bigfeet, bigfoots, or bigfoot 🤨🤔
@@chaser1928 Bigfootves
first we had just some guy without a mustache here now you? who's next? Justin Y?
i will never again pretend to know what's going on..... one time a cashier said something i didn't hear, and i just laughed and said "that's awesome!". and he was like "my moms in hospice. she's dying.". 😐
@@ikaro555 some cashiers are very candid when you ask how they are
That's why you repeat
i just laugh in between the fine line of "hehe thats kinda funny" and "hehe this is awkward"
Note to self: Never shake hands with a Ludwig viewer.
😂
Ludwig: I have some class, I wash my hands after pooping
Also Ludwig: washing hands with shampoo
damn ludwig the type to confess to murder on his stream, tell the whole story, and convive his chat they’ve done the same
Ludwig uploaded this at exactly 1:27AM EST 7/14/2021
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Fun for the est boys
I know that you uploaded a video saying you are not a bot, but come on! Look at this comment and tell me that a human made it
9:45 the way to make people not feel bad about asking about a specific show part or whatever, is tell them it sounds cool but you haven't seen it yet, that way you are honest and don't make them feel bad.
Are we not gonna talk about how he washes his hands with shampoo?
When you run out of soap and too lazy to buy new one. Seems reasonable
@@Doqjxhrjd wouldn’t body soap be a better alternative tho??
@@penguin-tc1cx look at his hair, look at his skin, think he has body soap???
Literally a sin
@@Doqjxhrjd millionaire btw
remind me to never touch luds hands if I meet him
as a youtube frog, i live for the daily updates
As a RUclips frog I can't wait until we get the ludlocke
@@tormenta4life dw i feel you, how long has it been since he said it was coming out soon?
TIL: I'm too honest for my own good. Legitimately tell people 'Sorry, I don't have the energy to hang out with anyone right now.'
I also have stood there for a solid twenty seconds going 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'. My brain would just not put the sounds into words.
It doesn't help that I'm easily distracted all the time so usually I need to ask someone to repeat something at the start of every conversation because I'm just not paying attention. They'll say something to me and I'll still be thinking about squirrels or something.
9:40 I agree so what you gotta do is say “nah I haven’t seen that yet but explain it to me” because then you get to ask them more questions and they feel like you’re listening and interested. And you get to know what’s going on so win win win!
People like Ludwig are why I have immense anxiety meeting people places, like bro, consider the other person, just be honest
Did he really think people would answer honestly??? Its HIS twitch chat...
I'm concerned about the fact that Ludwig thinks washing his hands becomes unnecessary when in your own house... What, does he think the germs are cool with him? Like 'ah nah mate, he lives here, we're cool, no reason to infect him' 😂
A lot of these are situational, like the one about not hearing something in a conversation. For me it depends how much time I have, and how good friends I am with that person.
“Like when you put a FORK in backwards when trying to eat YOGURT or something”
- Ludwig 2021
11:20
you don't eat yogurt with a fork?
@@maddief.8956 it's a random quote from ludwig
@@AceofSpades-6728 lmao ik, i tried to make a joke and failed 🤧
12:30 - Well, now we know why Ludwig gets fired from every job he starts within a few weeks.
Funny part is one of my friends have genuinely hit me with the “aww man sorry Ludwig is live” before and as the bigger Ludwig watched I completely understand
As someone with hygiene ocd that first question makes me wanna dig a hole and hide in it for the rest of my life
Being hard of hearing makes me constantly ask people to repeat themselves but it also makes me hate repeating myself
same. i just pretend ive not heard them speaking at all if i didnt understand them. its like getting a free repeat lol
For the one about asking if I’ve seen a movie, I usually say “I haven’t, but for the sake of conversation I’ll say sure” so I can listen to them anyway
Genuinely I feel disgusted with myself when I don’t wash my hands after anything not even just using the bathroom but if I touch something I feel the need to rinse my hands or I feel disgusting
The way Ludwig described peeing, it sounds like he doesn’t even wipe after he pees
Why would you wipe after peeing if you're a guy...
@@TheEchelon to get rid of that last drip my guy! You don’t wipe either?
@@dinofrog926 Do a little wiggle, maybe even pull off a helicopter. No wipe needed
Even after shitting he’s acting like you don’t need water + toilet paper
@@azharhaque9 he uses a bidet
4:25
I live in Brazil, and doing this is basically part of the culture. "On my way" basically means "I'm still getting dressed" over here
Ah yes the stream where Ludwig tries to make himself feel better about his bad life choices by comparing them to his chat
"Just get a job, make money, and die like the rest of us capitalist machine parts" - Ludwig the full time streamer/youtuber
I gotta show up on time, and i wont lie about being late. yall crazy
Ok buddy
I always blame traffic, or the train is late. I always act like I am on time, but am late cuz i forget where my keys are
I dont like being late. im anxious when i have to go somewhere so i always get ready early so i know im prepared aha
@@TheEchelon yesssiirrr yessiiirrr
Ye all these people have all these rules for it and all these excuses. Why not just show up on time?
My favorite thing to do when people clearly aren't hearing me but smile and nod anyway is to ask them if they're listening, and then ask them to repeat back what I said after they say yes and watch them die inside as they admit they were in fact, not listening.
Ive been using the exception “Bro I want to but I can’t cuz of COVID, maybe after COVID is over” for the past 2 years lol
It genuinely surprises me just how many people lie in certain situations; I think it would be nicer if people were just brutally honest about themselves.
about the "i'm omw", i message them "i'm omw" when i am already there and i just chill there for like 5 minutes and then come in so i dont seem weird for not giving a heads-up when am coming
compared to being late all the time(me) that’s really sweet tho I’d feel awkward af doing it
So you just waste your friends time for no reason?
You could also say something like “I’m almost there” and then come in immediately after. Waiting around for 5 minutes is sweet on paper but you’re just wasting time that you could be spending with them just so you don’t feel as awkward, when in actuality, they probably don’t care if you lied in your message as long as you get there at a reasonable time.
@@TheJackXBL why does everyone act like this is hard and why do they have all these convoluted plans for it. Literally just say “I am leaving now” when you are actually leaving.
@@Story_Time_true Yeah I agree, the best solution that solves all problems is just being honest. It's just when you're late for something, you don't want to let people down so you say things like "I'm almost there" to reassure them that you won't be too much longer.
the unsubscribed thing is actually true. It is a common problem that I have to deal with for many channels. Sometimes I watch videos from some of my favorite RUclipsrs and it will say that I am unsubscribed, and even after I click subscribe again, it will still reload and say that I didn't.
There has to have been more than 57% of people who’ve said “I’m omw!” before they left
People were definitely lying about that lol
Or similar
at least 98%
The trick is, you never said where you meant when you said "omw". Could have been omw to the shower or something. So technically it wasn't a lie.
I don’t think the kids that watch Ludwig have ever even said omw
for the one about not wanting to hang out: make like a really specific excuse right before that people won’t bother to ask more about. Like this group of really annoying kids at my school invited me to one of their houses and I would literally rather do anything else than see them for like 10 minutes. I texted the host like 20 minutes before and said ‘hey sorry i woke up with a really bad stye and advil isn’t helping. i really don’t think i’ll make it, sorry’ and then just kept my account on invisable after then
don’t wash your hands
Edit: this is a joke those replies are messed up
I agree
Exactly
I also agree
It’s just removing the natural protect for your skin
Its a waste of water
Whenever people ask me to hangout and I don't wanna go, I deadass just say "sorry dude, I'm not feeling it rn. You down to hangout another time?". It just works
Yeah on my resume I said I was an unpaid mogul moves intern
I think there should be a rule where if a person is late when they said they’ll be on time, everyone else who’s there before him can smack him. It’d be a reward for being on time, and a punishment for the one who’s late
He’s joking about not washing his hands… right? RIGHT?
.........
Yeah like wtf does it matter if its in your own house or not, its fucking disgusting if you dont wherever you are
@@jerry4125 I don't see how its disgusting, unless you pee on your hands or something
@@jewberto1220 bro what just wash your hands💀💀especially in a pandemic it just takes like 20 seconds 💀💀
@@BenBen-je1zr I'm somewhat of a germaphobe so I wash my hands unnecessarily a lot, and if I'm just chillin alone in my house all day I don't see the need
6:25 I have anxiety I can't control it, I'm always there 30 minutes early cuz I don't know what to do at home when I'm meeting someone in like an hour
Ive found Ludwig recently and honestly I love the positive vibes he brings! Thank you for making such fun content!
lmao bot
Hi lud! Never knew you went by deron? That’s crazy man.
Huh
Normally these comments are great but he just told us about how the only time he properly washes his hand is when he's outside his house. I'm....yea.
Really huge part of this is how the title is "I *ASKED* 3500 people to answer questions honestly." and not "3500 people answer questions honestly."
I loved the "honesty" of everyone in answering the questions.
I never lie about being omw, but I'll definitely keep someone's story going by saying "I think I might've seen it" or "I don't quite remember" - never waste the time, never kill the vibe
Kinda crazy how Ludwig just walks around doing his every day tasks with piss hands
Here is why you should always wash your hands, everytime you flush the toilet, you are touching everyone's poop who went before you
holy shit that strikers charged music while you're talking about subscribers is actually iconic, i hum it to myself all the time
I don't even lie about the whole omw thing. like, ill straight up let them know what's happening or if im running late or something due to any particular reason. having the right group of friends who you can just be blunt about why you're late or don't want to hang out is golden, truth always sits better than a lie or excuse imo
It definitely does suck being the type to get there on time, but it also has its perks sometimes. Mainly more free food/drink than everyone else. My issue is that if I'm not getting there on the time they say, then what time do I pick? Am I meant to be 15 minutes late every time, or am I meant to leave 10 mind before the time and get there whenever I get there?
I'm also very introverted so I'm more than happy to turn up and then just chill by myself anyway, but on the off chance I did need to be there in time, then I also get that.
43% of Twitch chat has to be deleted from this earth, you're actually GRIM
We should really wash our hands before we pee cause the male peepee is probably fairly clean if you have basic hygiene. Like it stays in our pants most the day so it’s not touching things like our hands are. Also urine is sterile but unless you are uncoordinated you shouldn’t be peeing on yourself.
You should also properly clean your pp especially uncircumcised People
I'm never anxious about if i make it to a meeting on time, i always plan to arrive at least 10-15 minutes early to account for anything that could happen. Sure i have to wait a bit once i'm there, but i can just look at my phone or listen to music while i'm waiting
I have used Ludwig as an excuse multiple times. Usually I’ll phrase it funny tho. Like “Can’t, I’m watching a grown man lose in Pokémon”
A girl I’m into asked if I saw an anime I said totally having never even heard of it, proceeded to talk about it for like 15 mins then said let’s go to a theatre production of it. She’s now got tickets to it and I’m gonna have to binge watch it asap before we go to see it.
Frikkin AMAZING content Broder, Ive watched you on and off for nearly a year now, and you keep hitting next level. Well done for perfecting your craft!
I dont cut the vibes by telling the truth. I tell that i didnt watch the show, but i ask the person to explain what happened, so you even are adding more to the story!
16:30 that moment of realization
I love how the entire chat is saying gross on the first question and when it's revealed it close to half the chat
Half the chat was lying
Ludwig perfectly described my life when he was talking about the texting "I'm omw" thing 😂
16:00 the moment of realization, got me so much! xD
I always lie but I say “it’s been awhile since I seen the movie”
With strangers I'll only ask once, but with close friends and family I ask them to repeat themselves multiple times
not washing your hands after peeing is a war crime
Protip for asking to hangout. Someone that actually wants to hangout but can't will do some followup, either suggest another time, ask to do something else or invite to one of their things. Booking someone down and then not following through is a crappy thing to do even if you have a legitimate excuse.
Ludwig: Have you ever message "I'm omw" when you're not actually on your way
Me: i don't go outside
You know I really appreciate Lud giving me a wake up call and calling me a lazy fuck while I’m watching this at 2 AM having to wake up early tomorrow(in a couple hours)
ludwig does know lying on your resume is a crime it is considered to be fraud.
At most public restrooms they require the employees to wash your hands. They even put up signs saying "Employees must wash hands" but the employees never come and refuse when asked about it.
Narrator : *And they did not answer honestly.*
Excuses:
- I got a lotta homework to do
- gotta study
- another friend is staying over (while that’s not true)
- I’m tired (when I’m not)
- I’m not at home (that day)
- I have to go to work
- I’m broke (when they ask you to go out with them)
- (just completely ignore it)
That “On my way” one has a bunch of liars. For real that’s supposed to be 80/20 in favor of lying.
When you ask them to repeat it enough times, they just give up and won't tell you
You can see him go through all five stages of grief explaining how he washes his hands
Even if I could use the restroom hands-free, I would still wash my hands because I would feel disgusting if I didnt
If you don't want to hang out, just say you're tired.
Or don't feel too well. Or you have something that day but can pick another day.
Or just tell them you are not in the mood lmao
Or just say fucking no @@Decton
I feel like if ur good enough friends its way easier to just say "no sorry i dont feel like going out" it's become pretty normalized within my friendgroup to not need excuses. But if its not like a good friend then a white lie is always easier.
I’m that anxious guy when it comes to being late. It does suck lol
10:27 what are you willing to bet? I am definitely the anxious person who always tries to show up on time, but I will also say I know something just to let the other person continue the conversation. It’s the anxiousness of wanting other people to have a good time.
I like how the title says the answer honestly yet the quiz talks and encourages lies
My excuse is that I’m busy, it normally doesn’t go past that however I would give a generic excuse like “I need to help my father” or “I have to do some homework”
Always works
y u even need an excuse just be honest and say i dont feel like hanging out rn
Tiktok time, google forms vids, etc., they are all just story time. And I love it
I literally have like 50 pictures of traffic in all types of weather that I keep on my phone taken from my car, make sure I never send the same picture to the same person twice with my phones notepad
Bro half of your chat is 12 there’s no way they told the truth
Lmao
imagine the stats if he had the question: "Have you read and accepted the terms of service?"