Kristi Noem Kills Her Dog | Chapo Trap House

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  • Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
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    CLIP from Episode 828 - 59’33” feat. Alex Nichols (4/29/24)
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  • @--..-...-..-.--....
    @--..-...-..-.--.... 29 дней назад +90

    She tried training the puppy to hunt pheasants (a type of bird), and then it attacked some chickens (also a type of bird), and she put the puppy down. That poor puppy was probably so confused. It probably thought it was doing what it was trained to do...

    • @kingkai_3954
      @kingkai_3954 29 дней назад +17

      Holy crap. Actually looking up what a pheasant and what a chicken looks like (especially looking at a rooster) it makes perfect sense that the puppy most likely terribly trained went after the chickens
      Edit: Puppy not dog it was like a year old

    • @--..-...-..-.--....
      @--..-...-..-.--.... 29 дней назад +6

      @kingkai_3954 yeah, you're right! That was a puppy! 14 months old! That makes it even more worse

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 26 дней назад +1

      ​@@--..-...-..-.--.... 14 is full grown if it's a Chihuahua. Big dogs like her pointer aren't full grown until around 2 years. Even then they're emotionally immature. My neighbors have this German shepherd that's like 2 and is still a baby at heart. It's the same with humans that are around 18-19

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 29 дней назад +23

    She's a board certified sociopath

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 29 дней назад +41

    "She killed a bad dog folks!!!! Do you think the dog was bad? I think it was bad but some people are saying it was a good dog. I told her "Never kill a dog Kelli!!!" She didn't listen. She should have listened." -President Trump

    • @TihetrisWeathersby
      @TihetrisWeathersby 29 дней назад +8

      That's a pretty good impression

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 29 дней назад +1

      "Anyway, here's my new VP Mike D Vance! Doesn't he look great, straight outta central casting. He's gonna do what Mike Vence couldn't, he's tough and he's rrready to die! And you're all gonna do it too! Only if you have to folks, only if you want to."

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 29 дней назад

      "Very fine b!txhes on both sides!"

    • @parrot4444
      @parrot4444 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@TihetrisWeathersby He's been a part of all our brains for 8 years. Of course the impressions have gotten good.

    • @toadvine7952
      @toadvine7952 28 дней назад

      @@parrot4444 Way more fun talking like Trump than Obama. I will say it is fun to call people fat like Biden.

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 29 дней назад +24

    It sucks that the animals being treated this way are much smarter than most of the American voting base

  • @ListenToPowerViolence
    @ListenToPowerViolence 29 дней назад +28

    Have the FBI searched psycho Noem's farm for human remains? How many missing vagrants are there in the area?

  • @lancebodden6273
    @lancebodden6273 29 дней назад +25

    Like psychotic father, like psychotic daughter

    • @Badtown1988
      @Badtown1988 29 дней назад +10

      I’m kind of more disturbed by the dad story honestly.

    • @lancebodden6273
      @lancebodden6273 29 дней назад +6

      @@Badtown1988 oh he sounds like a straight up villain

    • @fatronjones
      @fatronjones 29 дней назад +6

      @@Badtown1988 Yea that was wild.

    • @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu
      @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu 25 дней назад +1

      @@Badtown1988 Apparently that story was actually taken word for word from Jerry Falwell's memoir, “Strength for the Journey: An Autobiography.”

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 29 дней назад +16

    The 2 animals in one day was her "initiation"

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 29 дней назад +18

    As someone who grew up on a farm, what the father did to the one legged guy & his cat isn't "rural culture," it's straight up Josef Mengele shit.

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 26 дней назад +1

      someone never had to make the hard choices, I see.

    • @THX11458
      @THX11458 26 дней назад +1

      @@RatPfink66 Oh I've had to make hard choices in my life - very hard life & death choices in fact. Just not psychopathic ones.

  • @OfficialRibbitNixon
    @OfficialRibbitNixon 28 дней назад +17

    “Woah woah woah, you killed a dog?”
    -Tony Soprano

    • @spankytag
      @spankytag 28 дней назад +1

      She sat on it while shooting up

    • @ozymandias___868
      @ozymandias___868 26 дней назад +2

      She crawled under there for warmth

    • @bill4514
      @bill4514 19 дней назад +1

      What was it barking

    • @spankytag
      @spankytag 19 дней назад +1

      ⁠@@bill4514part of my thinks both Paulie AND Noem would kill a dog simply because it was barking

  • @Jefferu_Nintendomoto
    @Jefferu_Nintendomoto 29 дней назад +15

    The story about feeding the cat to the guy was from a different horrible politician's memoir. Will corrected himself in the patron episode.

    • @toadvine7952
      @toadvine7952 29 дней назад +3

      Crazy Mayor Pete's dad did that one day after meeting Chasten for the first time.

    • @ahlishaholloway233
      @ahlishaholloway233 29 дней назад +1

      It was from Jerry Falwell's memoir to be specific.

    • @parrot4444
      @parrot4444 28 дней назад

      Hope somebody got fired for that blunder! 🥴

  • @oats4632
    @oats4632 28 дней назад +14

    if its a fake story, the idea that her party is so fucked up that she legit thought theyd take this story well is amazing

    • @samhall7385
      @samhall7385 27 дней назад +2

      People I know have told me they like her cause she can make tough decisions. I was raised as a Christian conservative so the part of my brain that feels disgust is still the strongest. These people disgust me to no end. The fact that they think I am one of them makes me physically sick. I know how bad it is to feel this way about so many people but I can't help it.

  • @ahlishaholloway233
    @ahlishaholloway233 29 дней назад +14

    This reminds me of how G. Gordon Liddy wrote in his autobiography about killing and eating a rat to get over fear of rats, and other small animals. Seemingly to show people how "hard" he was.
    Some things about conservatives never change

  • @FemmiFatale
    @FemmiFatale 29 дней назад +11

    Who knew that this entire time the only reason she was vehemently anti-abortion is because she is just a huge fan of post-term abortion. If it's not potty trained by 4 years old it's lights out.

  • @ArgDu
    @ArgDu 27 дней назад +5

    Kristi out here drilling dogs like they're the Bakken oil fields.

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 29 дней назад +14

    South Dakota is the worst state. It's a truly horrible place.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 28 дней назад

      Worse than Florida? Cause Florida’s pretty bad.

    • @toadvine7952
      @toadvine7952 28 дней назад +2

      @@garcalej Florida at least has gators to eat the dumb.

    • @eriktillman8114
      @eriktillman8114 27 дней назад +2

      @@toadvine7952 Didn't Matt Gaetz brag about how his grandfather was from South Dakota or something to try to pretend to be a tough Midwesterner?

    • @toadvine7952
      @toadvine7952 27 дней назад

      @@eriktillman8114 North Dakota I believe.

    • @denisonsmock5456
      @denisonsmock5456 27 дней назад +2

      My partner’s sister and brother in law moved there after their marriage. They hate it beyond belief there

  • @UntilYouCollapse
    @UntilYouCollapse 29 дней назад +16

    Loving this new Will Menaker laughing out of control vibe.

    • @inlieuofsense9521
      @inlieuofsense9521 29 дней назад +9

      he did always love the 'bad white women' bits

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 29 дней назад +18

    The behavior of a dog is a reflection of it's owner

    • @footballpharaoh5469
      @footballpharaoh5469 29 дней назад +1

      Not always, but still - she's a monster for killing it when it was unnecessary.

  • @minamur
    @minamur 29 дней назад +18

    the only good thing about the story is it's probably a lie

  • @colterstradinger2541
    @colterstradinger2541 29 дней назад +8

    South Dakotan here. Help. She is one of our state's greatest shames, and we have many shames. South Dakota is so far behind in any kind of decent thought. Help us. We were the last state in the union to make animal cruelty a felony. It doesn't matter that we even pased that law because no one investigates it. If someone goes down for it, it's a random guy from town. Never the big ranchers that routinely beat their cattle because they looked at them wrong.

  • @polemius01
    @polemius01 29 дней назад +12

    If I had to live with Noem, I'd be aggressive too.

  • @graceday6341
    @graceday6341 29 дней назад +11

    she and Keemstar have at least one thing in common.

    • @acronen
      @acronen 29 дней назад +4

      Both have vaginas?

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 29 дней назад +15

    Trump isn't going to pick a VP who might "send him to a farm".

  • @mountainsnake1356
    @mountainsnake1356 27 дней назад +11

    shes got the vibe of a texas chainsaw family member that moved and got into politics

  • @fatronjones
    @fatronjones 29 дней назад +8

    Noem seemed like the feral untrainable one.

  • @zacg_
    @zacg_ 29 дней назад +13

    I think she was just relying on the clear pattern that MAGA fans don't really care about reality but if Trump likes you and liberal talk show hosts criticize you then you are a saint, especially if you can frame it as a rural America vs big city issue. So I think she picked something that would obviously get a reaction by liberals because she figured Trump fans would rush to he aid.
    Don't get me wrong, she's a psycho for killing the dog and she deserves all of the mockery. But I'm guessing that was the point. And while Trump fans don't care about reality, I think they're struggling with this one if for no other reason than that it just seems to make her look stupid for mentioning it.

    • @oats4632
      @oats4632 28 дней назад +4

      I think most trump supporters like dogs enough that this offends them, but there is a very specific kind of rural southern/Western conservative who actually really likes killing animals when they are not useful to you. she was probably assuming all the republicans were just like SD republicans

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 26 дней назад +1

      Yes she was definitely going for the "own the wibs" angle. Dogs are too sacred even for the biggest political weirdos. I remember in Always Sunny when Dennis had to go on TV to defend Boko Haram and the internet got slightly mad but when they found out Dennis hated dogs Wolf Cola got cancelled.

  • @TokyoJuul8008
    @TokyoJuul8008 29 дней назад +16

    Will's new meds must be crazy good.

  • @MrHawwah
    @MrHawwah 25 дней назад +8

    What the hell is wrong with this family

  • @rundmv6534
    @rundmv6534 24 дня назад +4

    She tried to make a Hillbilly Elegy but made Crickets Cry

  • @Badtown1988
    @Badtown1988 29 дней назад +15

    She’s so hot after 49 layers of makeup.

  • @cameronfox4393
    @cameronfox4393 26 дней назад +5

    The Crip Smith portion is from a New Yorker article by Ian Frazier called Here to Tell You

    • @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu
      @HiromiyamotoDesuDesu 25 дней назад +1

      It's actually credited in that article as from Jerry Falwell's memoir

  • @MrMollusk7
    @MrMollusk7 29 дней назад +4

    In the first age, when the shadows first lengthened

  • @progressreggae
    @progressreggae 28 дней назад +5

    Feeding somone their own pet? That should be jail time.

  • @damintten
    @damintten 29 дней назад +9

    I still dont get the 3 horses, i get 1 or 2 but 3. How da hell do you got 3 horses that are to geriatric to function. Pretty sus to me when ya have an old dog that get to skiny cuz he aint eating and ya gotta take him out back ya dont usually have 2 more waiting in the wings. Not from personal experience.

    • @johnmickey5017
      @johnmickey5017 29 дней назад +4

      They aren’t too geriatric to function, they’re just geriatric enough to be annoying.

  • @trappedinamerica7740
    @trappedinamerica7740 22 дня назад +4

    These people should not have power over anyone else

  • @nigelgeiger6020
    @nigelgeiger6020 29 дней назад +8

    How is dog abuse something that’s so regular on chapo? Ha

  • @Erictheq7
    @Erictheq7 29 дней назад +7

    Kony 2012

  • @fede2
    @fede2 28 дней назад +6

    Hi, I'm here after a few years. What happened to Matt?

    • @mugiwaraboshi37
      @mugiwaraboshi37 28 дней назад +5

      Stroke

    • @jamesspence9019
      @jamesspence9019 27 дней назад +2

      He's there. He's going by his middle name "Alex" and he's congested.

  • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
    @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub 29 дней назад +5

    I love this great nation, you dont have to go to some African nation to go on safari, keep America great.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 29 дней назад

      White people would be just as entranced going on a safari in Atlanta

  • @MH-dy5pb
    @MH-dy5pb 28 дней назад +2

    She's got the eyes

  • @PirateZ1
    @PirateZ1 25 дней назад +2

    I blame the parents

  • @kylewinborn
    @kylewinborn 28 дней назад

    "they're slower than dogs" lol

  • @ratatoskrdrilltooth3863
    @ratatoskrdrilltooth3863 28 дней назад +4

    But did she eat the dog? That should be the real question here.

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 26 дней назад

      She fed it to the chickens like Pa taught her

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 26 дней назад +4

    I’m honestly sorta conflicted… dad and his chums sound like they were “stealing” a not insignificant amount of time from their employers… it actually kinda makes Crip Smith sound like he was a real hard-ass if everyone immediately fucked off working when he called in sick. Kinda starting to wonder if this old man was their supervisor since they were forced to sublimate their aggression for him in such an elaborate roundabout way.
    But on the other hand it’s an immortal sin to harm a cat… 🤷‍♂️

  • @stevescamlikelylantz8921
    @stevescamlikelylantz8921 28 дней назад

    she didnt even take the dog up state to a farm ? why christy why

  • @someoldcliche
    @someoldcliche 29 дней назад +7

    C;mon folks, it was HER dog. She isn't telling anyone else how to murder their dogs so lay off.

  • @thomasprislacjr.4063
    @thomasprislacjr.4063 29 дней назад +17

    Southerners..... it's always southerners.

    • @the20thDoctor
      @the20thDoctor 29 дней назад +7

      On behalf of all southerners, we do not claim North Dakota.

    • @lukegarry7041
      @lukegarry7041 29 дней назад +7

      It’s South Dakota, y’all.

    • @parrot4444
      @parrot4444 28 дней назад +1

      She's almost as northern as it gets

    • @the20thDoctor
      @the20thDoctor 28 дней назад +3

      @@lukegarry7041 From Tennessee they look identical.
      And from a historical perspective they only exist for political reasons, their existence shifting power in the early days of Congress is the only reason a state with less people than Baltimore was pushed into the Union.

  • @commenter381
    @commenter381 29 дней назад +5

    First and gay.

  • @nfrankdaniels
    @nfrankdaniels 28 дней назад +7

    I can’t be the only one who cannot stand the episodes with Alex Nichols on. He contributes nothing but making me miss Matt even more. Jesus Christ he ruins the flow.

    • @thesurfacelevelgamer
      @thesurfacelevelgamer 28 дней назад +2

      I thought the same a few months ago but he's really been winning me over

    • @AMultipolarWorldIsEmerging
      @AMultipolarWorldIsEmerging 28 дней назад +2

      He’s annoying af I really dislike his personality - I find him irritating and yes he totally ruins the flow I miss Matt a LOT

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 29 дней назад +8

    krusti can’t handle a puppy and an old goat. This the kind of thing one reads of the early years of a serial killer.
    🧉🦄

  • @AEM-le7uy
    @AEM-le7uy 29 дней назад +2

    Making up fairy tales about meeting Kim Jong Un must be another one of those "farm life" things Noem sycophants speak of 🤣..

  • @samir6047
    @samir6047 11 дней назад +1

    She's hot, so im confused.