Today a burglar got into my apartment in hopes of robbing me. Not knowing if he's armed I quickly hid under my bed, trying to make as little sound as possible. I was hidding under the bed when he got into my room and started taking stuff from my desk. I took my phone in hopes of calling 911 but just as I was about to press call a new Bulldog video came out. Bulldog advised to turn the bell on so I did and the video started playing. From all the sweat ( while hiding ) my fingers got wet and it was impossible for me to exit the video. I turned the volume down as much as I could and prayed to God Bulldog doesn't yell. The video showed a divine 3 going to gank mid so I was relieved, knowing that a Divine 3 can't be that bad to make Bulldog mald. Needless to say I'm in a hospital recovering from a bullet. Thanks Bulldog
"Bulldog can be glad he had this ES on his team because most people got busy making fun of him and didn't watch Bulldog. I saw better invokers in 2k games. He made him a favour." Some1 said that in comment below thats actually true
1:28 I actually calculated the damage. So bloodseeker lvl 6 so he must have w lvl 3 and q lvl 1. W deals 225 pure damage which is amplified by 12% from the q. This is 252 combined. Therefore bulldog lacks 2 hp as he had 250 when he died.
Oh yes! too me that was his biggest mistake. Great wall of shaker wasnt a thing this game. The Wall component of fissure is shakers strongest tool vs blood seeker. he also held his fissure instead of using it asap into the chrono to stun the void who didnt use bkb inside his chrono.
he moved his camera away when Treant was memehammering me, I was gonna die anyway sadKEK. Also did the same that last push mid, Void was on me literally one hit away from dying for 5 seconds but no, they decided to go on Pudge KEKW. All around decent game, altho I'm not sure if I want to support when playing with bulldog lol. Also also, that ulti has a god damn long duration, I've been there a couple of times where I either accidentally click somewhere and die, or just think that it ran out already and die :D
What's funny about that death at 3:01 is that Bulldog stopped to last-hit a creep while walking out of Bloodseeker's Blood Rite, which caused him to take like 300 damage from it. He would have gotten out of it in time if he hadn't stopped to hit that creep. So it's his own stupid greed that got him killed, just as much as it was Earthshaker standing there watching him die (which admittedly is just baffling, like what the fuck). Other highlights include 8:42 when Bulldog doesn't instantly TP away from Bloodseeker (his BoTs are on cd but I'm pretty sure his scroll isn't), and 9:12 where ES just watches the enemy walk away from him while his Blink is off cd... Overall this game reminds me of why I quit playing DOTA. It's just so frustrating when your team plays like absolute dogshit.
y'all always joking about elaitoh that bulldog is abusing him but the truth is he is happy to his work under bulldog , imagine his face while editing this video
Today a burglar got into my apartment in hopes of robbing me. Not knowing if he's armed I quickly hid under my bed, trying to make as little sound as possible. I was hidding under the bed when he got into my room and started taking stuff from my desk. I took my phone in hopes of calling 911 but just as I was about to press call a new Bulldog video came out. Bulldog advised to turn the bell on so I did and the video started playing. From all the sweat ( while hiding ) my fingers got wet and it was impossible for me to exit the video. I turned the volume down as much as I could and prayed to God Bulldog doesn't yell. The video showed a divine 3 going to gank mid so I was relieved, knowing that a Divine 3 can't be that bad to make Bulldog mald. Needless to say I'm in a hospital recovering from a bullet. Thanks Bulldog
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I dont believe you, any robber would shit themselves and run away at the mere sound of bulldog malding
@@Fridabina STUUUN EEMMMMMMM
@@Fridabina Exactly what I was thinking. That sudden loud scream would've scared the shit out of that robber..
wtf hahaha
2:56 this is what you came for
I was wondering where that play sound came from. Thanks :)
New sound Pog
Yup this is what I'm looking for. Bulldog malding nojutsu
Malding blows everywhere he goes
wdaSTUN HIIIM! WHAAAT ARE YOU DOING???
ES watching buldog die mid was a thing of beauty
A true jebait if ever there was one
Best malding I've seen in a while
300 ping and a brain lag tend to do that
@@darian2975 nah he made excuses saying bulldog would die anyway, I was a conscious choice to not do anything
I was there FatMald
I didnt knew spectators could select characters , very innovative ES
this game was so mald that turned me mald just by watching it
@@inhabitantdomingo487 and that chinaguy too
@@inhabitantdomingo487 yeah atleast he admit it,but the shaker
Also dont forget AA tho for saying that he pretend that he did not heard about what bulldog was trying to teach him
03:02 monkaGIGA
Are you Sepitys?
Оппа, металлист, а ты чо тут делаешь
2:57 Best mald moment of the decade.
That ES is actually triggering me
He had bad ping.
@@EdgeRatedR007 He has a bad brain
@@EdgeRatedR007 then just say it's lag, instead of making excuses
@@thalesdk but buldog was gonna die anyway Pepeg
"Bulldog can be glad he had this ES on his team because most people got busy making fun of him and didn't watch Bulldog. I saw better invokers in 2k games. He made him a favour." Some1 said that in comment below thats actually true
1:28 I actually calculated the damage. So bloodseeker lvl 6 so he must have w lvl 3 and q lvl 1. W deals 225 pure damage which is amplified by 12% from the q. This is 252 combined. Therefore bulldog lacks 2 hp as he had 250 when he died.
5Head PogU
he would have had two PogU moments in the chat if he had more health or regen by just escaping
You don't calculate the hp regen on budok
Bruh it doesnt even matter ES couldve just blocked the path to bull dog. He could’ve literally done anything but didnt.
This is easily my favourite mald moment ever, I don't think I've seen anything that tops that
Es was constantly saving his fissure to combo it with his ult. Triggering me alot
Oh yes! too me that was his biggest mistake. Great wall of shaker wasnt a thing this game. The Wall component of fissure is shakers strongest tool vs blood seeker. he also held his fissure instead of using it asap into the chrono to stun the void who didnt use bkb inside his chrono.
2:53 that es has 10 seconds and did nothing, the worst play i've ever seen in my entire life
13:01 AA is not pretending. Feelsweirdman
he moved his camera away when Treant was memehammering me, I was gonna die anyway sadKEK. Also did the same that last push mid, Void was on me literally one hit away from dying for 5 seconds but no, they decided to go on Pudge KEKW. All around decent game, altho I'm not sure if I want to support when playing with bulldog lol. Also also, that ulti has a god damn long duration, I've been there a couple of times where I either accidentally click somewhere and die, or just think that it ran out already and die :D
This holiday season, BDawg wishes he had chosen a different career path
4:46 we blessed with this Super Mald kreygasm soundboard.. what a scream to end this decade.
I am doing all spells btw
Literally 0 meteor through whole game KEKW
Should we tell him about invoker skills combos?
@@gasperer no sadKEK
EMP also sir
im not even see alacriry casted in this game kekw
LUL
3:01 !playsound malding
1 year POG
Lmao that thumbnail had me in tears KEKW, but I am used to being in tears PepeHands
Too real PepeHands
There's a special satisfaction listening to Bulldog mald
Comeback just for this legendary moment. Its bussin FR FR no cap
After this video we all need a malding compilation.
10/10 thumbnail, elaitoh you are the real artist
9:10 the juicy moment
The thumbnail of the video says enough babyRage
This video deseves much more likes and views, this is the top of Bulldog's Maldness
Its April 2022, and i still laugh watching this game , stun himmm whatt are u doinggg 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
18 minutes of clowning and maldness is good for Henrik's heart KEKW
What are you doing MEME ES
3:00 , 9:11
someone really need to make complication video of budok malding
I love coming back to this.
14:40 wtf was that 🤣
Not being able to win without Gilgir KEKW
i mean to be fair if gilgir makes bulldog win games, these megacucks make bulldog lose games, they're like perfect opposites
@@fostyfrosty7120 perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@@fostyfrosty7120 Ah yes.
The ying (megacucks) cannot exist without the yang (gilgir)
"Oh shit, here we go again "
1:25
1/3 max hp = Full health
True EU math by Bulldog
That says something because NA math is worse than EU
can anyone tell me what happened at 1:30 ?
He had 250 HP and Blood rite does 225 pure, so why did it kill him?
Bloodrage amplifies the damage
ES had one task- make this game a lil bit more spicy and he did it
From this point onwards, he became the champion of malding
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that". Actually lol.
Happy anniversary plebs!
3:00 the meme is born.
I actually laughed so hard
everytime i got mad i come back to this video to get me even more angrier.
This video alone is proof that we need Malding compilation video 2019.
This fckin pepeg ES. Im laughing and malding at the same time
Ah, the legendary video
come back to this video from time to time, whole game was an absolute hilarious clown fest
and here you see a malding bulldog on its natural habitat. splendid
3:03 Just in case 🤣
0 meteors invoker omegalul.
Bulldog’s invoker and ember are best comedyn
Ah yeass the legendary lines...
Quality content bois. Not a single meteor and emp on this invoker.
Watching this makes my stomach hurt
What's funny about that death at 3:01 is that Bulldog stopped to last-hit a creep while walking out of Bloodseeker's Blood Rite, which caused him to take like 300 damage from it. He would have gotten out of it in time if he hadn't stopped to hit that creep. So it's his own stupid greed that got him killed, just as much as it was Earthshaker standing there watching him die (which admittedly is just baffling, like what the fuck). Other highlights include 8:42 when Bulldog doesn't instantly TP away from Bloodseeker (his BoTs are on cd but I'm pretty sure his scroll isn't), and 9:12 where ES just watches the enemy walk away from him while his Blink is off cd... Overall this game reminds me of why I quit playing DOTA. It's just so frustrating when your team plays like absolute dogshit.
yosharian ok boomer
Es player think that he better than immortal player and a ti winner KEKW
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!
-bulldog 2019
This is by far the maldest bulldog video I have ever seen, AND I AM ALSO TRIGGERED BY THIS DIVINE PLAYS
2:55 top part of video KEKW
What is his announcer pack?
Awesome thumbnail by Elaitoh again, made my day!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!
If the es gank happened to me in ranked i would have legit 1000% ran it down middle
What rank are they tho??
this video right here perfectly explains why my teammates are holding me back from reaching higher mmr
Sure they are
2:56 boiss
This is gonna be fun KEKW
This video is legendary !
So much malding in one video.
Does bulldog know he is allowed to walk out of blood rite?
y'all always joking about elaitoh that bulldog is abusing him but the truth is he is happy to his work under bulldog , imagine his face while editing this video
I'am malding so bad when I watched this video. I mean how the fuck is that ES divine?
2:53 Thats what you get for banning innocent children from chat. XD
no tornado, no emp, no blast, no meteor. LUL
Elaitoh's thumbnail game is strong!
It's that game... PepeLaugh
Team was super bad, but buying a refresher is so dumb if you can't combo with Invoker.
This man did not use meteor the entire game.... Laugh my ass off 😭😭😭
tornado+forge sprit beatiful combo.
Video of the year
why im never saw meteor in this gameplay
Passive tornado
that act of afk in the mid, deserves a permaban. im not playing and im malding myself
Buys refresher, refresh only ss
3:00 LMFAO did that es did it on purpose just to triggered BD
"He's from China, he has like, 300 ping..." more like, 300 million Pings and 500 Million Mings xddddd
Eleazar valenzuela Pepescoots
CHU SAY? MingBruh
That es made everyone mald
god tier thumbnail
best meteor ever!
3:02 if this is what you looking for
bulldog is like the sergeant major shouting in the US Marine force....
Gilgir should learn a few things from ES sadKEK
Legendary 1k Balddog Enjoker
Holy fak this ES so slow brain 14:27 among others
Okay, I will never click on bulldog injoker videos Kappa
Ban both the Weave and the ES. Jesus Christ seriously the fact they argue after making shit plays is the most infuriating thing ever
ES didn't trigger me as much as bulldog not using chaos meteor a single fucking time
Having that kind of team mates is so annoying
The whole video is making me mald his teams shit and he didn't put a point in wex till like lvl 15
Revisiting cuz sniper game kekl
twice the power, half the brain xD
I think i found Bulldogs receding hairline
Joke i didnt