This video actually helped dull my paranoia during a migraine. I get them often, but I can't lay in silence or I get thinking about all kinds of things that could happen... It scares me sometimes, so I need something to distract me. Music is to loud and harsh to listen to with a headache, but these soft, delicate sounds are perfect to keep my mind at peace without making my head hurt more than it already does. Thank you again for your help, Uncle E. :)
this is still by far the one of the best videos to knock me out. Even though i like brushing sounds maybe with whispers or humming. This one is just so well crafted it just knocks me out. I would really like to see another one of these but with a bit of a guided relaxation whispers.
If you think about it, clearly the camera would have to be moving around the lampshade. 1. How could he precisely get the drawings to perfectly fit the screen by moving his head and 2. There is no shadow of his head in the lampshade which would clearly be visible if his head were in it
Scp-000 Soprorific Lampshade Object class: Safe Containment procedure: Scp-000 is to be kept in a 25 by 25 ft soundproof cube. Access is granted to personell with securityclearence of level 3 or higher. Any recording of Scp-000 is to be destroyed. Description: Scp-000 Is a Lampshade with various symbols on it. The symbols range from flowers, to human languages and unknown symbols. If any human gets within a 25ft radius of Scp-000, the subject(Scp-000/1) will begin to hear weird sounds, often described as a male voice. The subject will Fall asleep within 20 minutes. There are no further effects. If a recording is viewed, the subject(Scp-000/2) will be unable to fall asleep, even when injected with ■■■. The subject will try to get close to Scp-000 and touch it. If the subject manages to reach Scp-000 a ■■■■■■■ will occour and the subject will vanish without a trace. There are no means available tp the Foundation to destroy Scp-000 itself. Experiment: D-class personell Maria ■■■, 38 The subject was concious and under no medicine during the Experiment. Having listened to an Audio file, Scp-000/2 began to approach the lamp, attacking guards that were trying to keep her away from Scp-000. Scp-000/2 vanished after contact with Scp-000. Listening to Scp-000 afterwards has shown a higher pitch in the voices, confirming the Theory, that Scp-000 takes the voices of its victims. There have been no further experiments.
It's so weird and awesome at he same time, when you're kind of slipping away and realize that there are still sounds! THANKS for making me sleep and not fail my exams, love from Belgium
xSuperDuperKyle The masons is a secret society also referred to as the illuminati, it's a real group look it up. If you have ever heard about the shrine circus, you need to be a mason to join.
The Soporific Lampshade is a mysterious, Euclid class object. It causes any subject in a 20 ft. radius to hear schizophrenic-like incoherent whispers. These whispers will lull the subject to sleep, but their dreams will have a strange fixation on the lamp. Any recording has the same effect, except the subject becomes an insomniac, trying to get as close as possible to the lamp. Subjects who have tried to touch the lamp are consumed by the lamp and become one of the many whispers future victims hear.
Not sure if you already have, but you should do a "Draw my life" video! I remember your mandala videos and you're talented at drawing so it would definitely be good
Your subscribers are skyrocketing man! I remember the Great E.R. Channel closing/Google+ debacle in September 2013 when you got knocked down to like 10k subs, glad to see you roared back to 9x that.
I feel like the lampshade is a cult leader supervillain and he puts everyone to sleep as he plays this video on giant screens in cities and stuff like that.
This video just told me that He may be the leader of the illuminati and that this is a way to hypnotize people...I am all for it #GettinRifted #Sleepinati thanks for the content!
Yes! Someone else posted how this was a follow up to after hours. I love the drawings and the mystical quality! I bet a deliberate runic instruction video involving a mystical cthulhuian ritual whispered with he runic lampshade would be awesome. :) I see conceptual continuity!!! I'm convinced the repairman is the candyman's ancestor before the portal apocalypse caused by Dr. Clemons work with ASMR creating a portal to the whispering dark gods!!!
I LOVE when you use the delay and reverb I'm your videos, but you gotta change the tempo and speed of the delay, man. it sounds the same in most of the videos with it, and it's not a huge deal, but if you messed with the delay effects, could create a more accurate effect
just awesome! I always liked the background whispering in some movies, like the mummy. Is there in the far youtube lands some similar but female voiced version like it? if anybody knows.
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This video actually helped dull my paranoia during a migraine. I get them often, but I can't lay in silence or I get thinking about all kinds of things that could happen... It scares me sometimes, so I need something to distract me. Music is to loud and harsh to listen to with a headache, but these soft, delicate sounds are perfect to keep my mind at peace without making my head hurt more than it already does. Thank you again for your help, Uncle E. :)
I've got a mild migraine right now and the best cure I've found (for being as quiet as possible at 4 AM) is listening to ASMR!
Someone Else Your comment is glitches out for me..
They help me with stress and anxiety. It's like my brain stops screaming and goes "oh that's a nice sound" and is distracted for a while
Nearly exactly 6 years later... This ominous lampshade still gives me comfort ❤️
was falling asleep to this
my girlfriend walked in, stared at me, and slowly backed out.
ALL HAIL THE SHADE
NotASherlock K I think you got a ticket...
...To the lampshade dimension. I think it's the 749th dimension. I don't remember...
r/ThatHappened
NotASherlock K If you sleep with this could you ended up hearing voices? I'm scared...
this is still by far the one of the best videos to knock me out. Even though i like brushing sounds maybe with whispers or humming.
This one is just so well crafted it just knocks me out. I would really like to see another one of these but with a bit of a guided relaxation whispers.
Omnia Vincit Amor..
Uncle ER, you sure have good taste in art.
Who was watching this seven years ago? But still comes back for relaxation.
But the question is: is the lampshade moving around the camera, or is the camera moving around the lampshade?
***** Yes
Exactly
*****
Or he could just be, you know, carrying the lamp.
you've mind blown me with your perspective question that didn't occur to me! now I cant help but wonder
If you think about it, clearly the camera would have to be moving around the lampshade. 1. How could he precisely get the drawings to perfectly fit the screen by moving his head and 2. There is no shadow of his head in the lampshade which would clearly be visible if his head were in it
I've accepted the fact that my favorite video on this channel is of a whispering lampshade
Scp-000 Soprorific Lampshade
Object class: Safe
Containment procedure:
Scp-000 is to be kept in a 25 by 25 ft
soundproof cube. Access is granted to personell with securityclearence of level 3 or higher. Any recording of Scp-000 is to be destroyed.
Description:
Scp-000 Is a Lampshade with various symbols on it. The symbols range from flowers, to human languages and unknown symbols.
If any human gets within a 25ft radius of Scp-000, the subject(Scp-000/1) will begin to hear weird sounds, often described as a male voice. The subject will Fall asleep within 20 minutes. There are no further effects. If a recording is viewed, the subject(Scp-000/2) will be unable to fall asleep, even when injected with ■■■. The subject will try to get close to Scp-000 and touch it. If the subject manages to reach Scp-000 a ■■■■■■■ will occour and the subject will vanish without a trace. There are no means available tp the Foundation to destroy Scp-000 itself.
Experiment:
D-class personell
Maria ■■■, 38
The subject was concious and under no medicine during the Experiment.
Having listened to an Audio file, Scp-000/2 began to approach the lamp, attacking guards that were trying to keep her away from Scp-000. Scp-000/2 vanished after contact with Scp-000.
Listening to Scp-000 afterwards has shown a higher pitch in the voices, confirming the Theory, that Scp-000 takes the voices of its victims.
There have been no further experiments.
I love this! I always would go back to the video that had like a two minute sample of this at the beginning and play it over and over again
It's so weird and awesome at he same time, when you're kind of slipping away and realize that there are still sounds!
THANKS for making me sleep and not fail my exams, love from Belgium
I've honestly have fallen asleep to this video every single night since this was uploaded! Thank you so much!!
Ever since the intro on the last lampshade monster video I have been waiting for a full performance of this hypnotic gold. Thank you sir!
I just realized this is a short video put in a 1 hour loop.
The lamp, Mason. What does it mean?
***** Numbers in math PFF
DubsKlub 18 years ago someone asked me that 10 years ago. I never answered until 2 years later.
Ephemeral Rift So you answered in 1989.
Kevin Jacobson into letters it's ajij
xSuperDuperKyle The masons is a secret society also referred to as the illuminati, it's a real group look it up. If you have ever heard about the shrine circus, you need to be a mason to join.
Uncle E, you should totally do an ASMR reading of "Go the F*** to Sleep". Please and thanks :)
Lol yes that would be amazing
For Men
I totally agree
Yes please do go the #%=€ to sleep!!
Yes.
This is one of my favorite ASMR videos of all-time. I come back to this every few months because I really enjoy it.
being a demon from the nether depths of hell ( I'm from wrath originally) this really appeals to and relaxes me
+Sam Bevan (Sam I am) Always great to hear from a demon of the nether depths! Tell the big guy we miss him!
+Ephemeral Rift will do!, take it easy
Oh your over there, really didn't think anything was from there, I've got a whole lot more to explore in hell
The power of christ compels you!!!!!!
Exactly 1 hour long. Truly, I am proud.
This scratched the itch in my brain that i never knew existed
So, is the SCP Foundation on this or...
Haha, I was thinking of this having an SCP-esque background.
The Soporific Lampshade is a mysterious, Euclid class object. It causes any subject in a 20 ft. radius to hear schizophrenic-like incoherent whispers. These whispers will lull the subject to sleep, but their dreams will have a strange fixation on the lamp. Any recording has the same effect, except the subject becomes an insomniac, trying to get as close as possible to the lamp. Subjects who have tried to touch the lamp are consumed by the lamp and become one of the many whispers future victims hear.
Someone Else amazing
@@berrymayhem6174 seems legit
You have a talent for introducing seemingly unrelated elements and juxtaposing them into one enjoyably cohesive experience.
ok
I love lamp.
This is perfect! I recall watching the first half minute of the original video over and over just for this.
This is my favourite ASMR video in the history of ASMR.
Wonderful... love that lampshade and I've a sneaky feeling that one day it could sell for a small fortune...
Well, it won't, unless ER becomes much more famous than he currently is.
ProNikegod I WILL GIVE HIM 1 BILLION POUNDS!
Jackie Ashmore It's currently worth seven billion things worth of stuff that has a higher value than human being.
Ephemeral Rift Rick from Pawn Stars will give you 100 bucks.
Teddy Catnip nahh man, ya see, he needs to frame the thing, and the buyer market isnt great.. he cant do any better than 20 bucks..
Aaah my favorite creature of the bunch
They say the lampshade predates all; A relic from eons passed, drawing the weary into deep slumber.
You know the scariest thing you could ever hear?...ADS, at the beginning of the video and you're not prepared for your ears to bleed.
Not sure if you already have, but you should do a "Draw my life" video! I remember your mandala videos and you're talented at drawing so it would definitely be good
who thought a video about a lampshade would be so creative and amazing!
I still can't believe you made that lamp. That's just amazing.
I got so many tingles from that one intro.
AND THE WHOLE THING
I love the close-ups! It's amazing to see all that art work, you did an awesome job!
this man was way ahead of his time
was I supposed to pop acid before this? 😂
I can feel it staring into my soul
Omnia Vincit Amor- Love Conquers All
Nice little message you got there.
Ab Aeterno- From Infinity
Ok, that’s a bit more cryptic to say the least.
This is one of my favourite of yours! Great job! Your lampshade videos are always amazing!
I've been waiting for this for so long!
I'm not a fan of the noise honestly but it still really relaxed me. Great work Rift. Undeniable talent.
Now I have a new word to add to my lexicon. Thanks, Ephemeral Rift!
Your subscribers are skyrocketing man! I remember the Great E.R. Channel closing/Google+ debacle in September 2013 when you got knocked down to like 10k subs, glad to see you roared back to 9x that.
that lamp knows everything about me and more.
I feel like the lampshade is a cult leader supervillain and he puts everyone to sleep as he plays this video on giant screens in cities and stuff like that.
Why does this work so well? Definitely a go-to for when I need to sleep. 👌🏽
Whispering lampshade has returned in his final form!
I've been waiting for a video like this for a long while, and it has totally been worth the wait. Thanks a ton, ER.
That perfect hour looks real nice
Awwww yisss, the fiiiiinest tingles this side of Arkham
This style is so cool and just... intriguing
This video just told me that He may be the leader of the illuminati and that this is a way to hypnotize people...I am all for it #GettinRifted #Sleepinati thanks for the content!
Just popped into my head, ER should do a roleplay as the leader of the Illuminati inducting a new member into the society.
***** see his tin foil hat society videos. It's not the illuminati but it is really similar to your idea.
Smash Adams Did you mean Mormons?
***** I approve.
Don't care...makes me sleepy...
*mom walks in* hey son what are you watching?
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Lampshade dreams!!!! Awesome video! =)
I study to this...really great! it is the perfect mix of background noise that is not distracting, so which gets me focused. :)
SuperDubios Glad to hear! I definitely do not want to be responsible for bad grades ;)
No worries :p
Yes! Someone else posted how this was a follow up to after hours. I love the drawings and the mystical quality! I bet a deliberate runic instruction video involving a mystical cthulhuian ritual whispered with he runic lampshade would be awesome. :) I see conceptual continuity!!! I'm convinced the repairman is the candyman's ancestor before the portal apocalypse caused by Dr. Clemons work with ASMR creating a portal to the whispering dark gods!!!
Brian Hobbs I'll see what I can do!!
I should have visited this while I was tripping
when the armor has good stats but is clearly possessed
Nice job Uncle E, Making me sleepy again hahah
Love what you're doing. Keep it up !
Very good. Reminds me of kiwi whispers's ultimate panning sleep relaxation.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Illumanarti trying to get me through the lamp shade!
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
What a lovely haunted lampshade
reminds me of the voynich manuscript :)
Truly.
@@SpiderMan-jt4ve These commenrs abour the Voynich ms also resonate with me
Wow 2Ephermal uploads in 1day!!
is the camera moving and the lampshade still or is the lampshade moving and the camera still?
the unknown 22 to 10 questions science still can't answer.
Camera moving
I like this alot,
Thanks Ephemeral Rift for the video!
great stress reliever.
It's like creepy raindrops, I love it!
So this must be how it feels like to have millions of voices in my head
12 minutes in and I'm sleepy. Amazing!
how long did it take for you to make the lampshade? it looks really awesome.
I hope you're aware that this is the greatest asmr video of all time ER : D
love the videos though, I have nothing to complain about. keep doing what you love, brother
This helped me go straight to sleep, thanks ER :)
48 seconds in and I had to ask myself was the weed that dank earlier? or Am I tripping? woke up to this but it's soooooo soothing
This was triply af
A small issue I have with this video: the sounds are in a loop that lasts barely a minute.
If you hear closely you will notice this
notthatinnocent86 I think it was on purpose, to give you a sense of Deja Vu.
That lampshade and the sounds remind me of the last few episode of soul eater.
It is different and interesting video from ER. Pretty cool!
I would love you to revisit this concept!! Especially in the "Fishbowl" method. Like we're a test subject! Id watch that video endlessly
The drawings are really good.
This is a video where the "I love lamp'" line from Anchorman actually makes sense.
WOW this is awesome artistically. Really like it!
I LOVE when you use the delay and reverb I'm your videos, but you gotta change the tempo and speed of the delay, man. it sounds the same in most of the videos with it, and it's not a huge deal, but if you messed with the delay effects, could create a more accurate effect
Perfect timing! Thanks!
Strongest salvia trip ever.
4:16 Ephemeral Rift part of the Illuminati confirmed.
so he has met pewds
+Derpycat lovesgames oh god get out
sorry lol this comment was made a year ago i was stupid
lol i dont even know why i even said it
Truly one of the best!
The whispers reminds me of majora's mask intro. I wouldn't be surprised if the skull kid would start laughing in the middle of the video :)
just awesome! I always liked the background whispering in some movies, like the mummy.
Is there in the far youtube lands some similar but female voiced version like it? if anybody knows.
"What the hell just happened" - me right after waking up
This is the quickest ASMR has ever worked on me (11.23 seconds)
Jesse Kimball No way lol
Ah 100,000 subs nice one rift
OH MY GOD this is amazing!
My main question is is the lampshade moving with him under it or is he just zooming in on it
Shit dood, that lamp shade is cool asf!
This is amazing...
Thank you so much, knew it would be back;)