Serial Police Impersonator Tells Army Veteran He 'Jumped In Fallujah'

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @RealWorldPolice
    @RealWorldPolice  4 года назад +571

    This video points you to its description for more information on Randall Brocius. This isn't the description, but it's close enough - so... in case you missed the news regarding Randall Brocius, there are two illuminating posts on the channel's "Community" page. You might have trouble navigating to them on a tablet, but they are at:
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    On the chance you missed yesterday's April Fool's Day post, it's similarly tablet-unfriendly, and can be found at:
    ruclips.net/user/postUgxRwZUbgBcDHvBio3Z4AaABCQ
    Since that post went up I have received *many* urgent emails and DMs informing me that an employee named Ryan Brandt has gone rogue and is posting lies about my company. While I sincerely appreciate all y'all's concern, everything is fine over here.
    Because some people have asked, I should clarify that Ryan is (1) quite real, (2) the author of that post (3) an awesome journalist and human being, and (4) not an AI programmer. I am pretty sure he hasn’t resigned, and I don't think I know how to create deepfakes.
    ✌️
    *Thanks @Terry Stop

    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose 4 года назад +29

      I have to say that post as the best April fools I saw on RUclips yesterday, harmless but amusing and just barely believable enough to fool some people obviously

    • @jeffreylarrabee2425
      @jeffreylarrabee2425 4 года назад +45

      Real World Police thank you guys for keeping us updated on him I HATE THIS GUY and now saying he jumped that makes me hate him even more

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 года назад +5

      I don't think I know? Hmmm RWP SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS, you're an expert for sure

    • @deephorizon1365
      @deephorizon1365 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHA SOME PEOPLE BELIEVED IT

    • @okayusa6608
      @okayusa6608 4 года назад +13

      Get Don Shipley on this, stat.

  • @GabeTC99
    @GabeTC99 4 года назад +3382

    This guy needs to be arrested for impersonating a human

    • @onenacho1237
      @onenacho1237 4 года назад +11

      ProgramRAM 💯😂👉 👽

    • @northlandgaming7913
      @northlandgaming7913 4 года назад +8

      One nacho 123 just download more ram bro

    • @bofadeeznuts469
      @bofadeeznuts469 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @carloscortes5570
      @carloscortes5570 4 года назад +3

      Lmao!! Oh man you killing me!! That's next!!

    • @unfoldedowl5437
      @unfoldedowl5437 4 года назад +4

      lol, comment of the year!!!!! its only april 2nd, -20, good luck going forward for the rest of the year.... award will be announced 1-3-21....

  • @cokergx3
    @cokergx3 4 года назад +2767

    As a seal who flew a submarine into Baghdad, I appreciate this guys service.

    • @michaelreece458
      @michaelreece458 3 года назад +166

      That is more plausible than anything Dewitt claims.

    • @drgwhatsthetruth3783
      @drgwhatsthetruth3783 3 года назад +46

      😂😂😂😂 that's more believable than what Dimwitt says.

    • @unavailableusername9694
      @unavailableusername9694 3 года назад +116

      I jumped in a submarine once, hurt my head.

    • @muhammadal-baghdadi9660
      @muhammadal-baghdadi9660 3 года назад +113

      Don't forget he was hit and killed on his motorcycle then went into a coma and survived dying

    • @KyleCowden
      @KyleCowden 3 года назад +21

      Epic. LMAO.

  • @Azul1996
    @Azul1996 4 года назад +1582

    Leave him alone, its true....
    He was our submarine doorgunner back in 'nam.

    • @tazmankb26
      @tazmankb26 4 года назад +51

      While yelling 'Get Sum'

    • @_nakari
      @_nakari 4 года назад +26

      This is fucking gold!

    • @TheOscarsolis89
      @TheOscarsolis89 4 года назад +16

      10 out of 10 comment

    • @Gsmooth10455
      @Gsmooth10455 4 года назад +7

      @@tazmankb26 LMFAO!!!!!!

    • @matthadley9872
      @matthadley9872 4 года назад +15

      this comment makes my year!! you have won the day sir!!

  • @craigvogel2935
    @craigvogel2935 3 года назад +475

    Please don’t put him in jail he’s a constant source of entertainment for a lot of people

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje 2 года назад

      Nah, put him underneath the jail

    • @alexanderloar8783
      @alexanderloar8783 2 года назад +11

      Better off in prison then on the streets. Plus he won’t be much entertainment if people catch wind why he is there. He doesn’t keep his mouth shut and it wont end well for him

    • @saltywinchester1600
      @saltywinchester1600 2 года назад +8

      They could put a camera in his jail cell, which her shares with Bubba. That would be entertaining,

    • @strawberryfields2680
      @strawberryfields2680 2 года назад +1

      Oh, how true.😂

    • @memberberries693
      @memberberries693 2 года назад +3

      Hes putting people in danger jail his ass

  • @dylanescalante5252
    @dylanescalante5252 3 года назад +813

    “I’ve been jump certified since I was 18 but my parachute failed and I died, but I revived myself cuz I’m a certified doctor”-Jeremy Dewitt

    • @noahrthomas
      @noahrthomas 3 года назад +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jacksonwarren6337
      @jacksonwarren6337 3 года назад +23

      I’m a certified doctor per the state of Florida statute 1207

    • @martinn.6082
      @martinn.6082 3 года назад +8

      @@jacksonwarren6337 that's what he yells at you while calling you insults lmao

    • @tobybeggs8676
      @tobybeggs8676 3 года назад +5

      STATE certified!

    • @goalie2998
      @goalie2998 3 года назад

      Not in the state of Florida

  • @6663000
    @6663000 3 года назад +386

    He paused before saying "Fallujah"... it's like he was deciding whether or not he wanted to turn the lie up to 11, then he just went for it.

    • @joemoment-o1275
      @joemoment-o1275 3 года назад +8

      I cried reading this.

    • @grantmcaskell4568
      @grantmcaskell4568 2 года назад +5

      And I appreciate his efforts in turning a lie into a massive fib. I salute this man for his riser popping and his "that's not me" attitude. We need more people in the world like Jeremy...to make us have a good giggle in these shitty times

    • @jenniturtleburger3708
      @jenniturtleburger3708 2 года назад +9

      Not to mention there were no Jumps into Fallujah… Really there were only two known jumps into Iraq. Both by Rangers, one by there Tier 1 recon unit.

    • @pauldavid167
      @pauldavid167 Год назад +4

      @@jenniturtleburger3708Jeremy jumped, so there’s that.

    • @Fifthcell
      @Fifthcell 6 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@jenniturtleburger3708I was always confused when he would say he jumped at Fallujah…

  • @kennymudder99
    @kennymudder99 4 года назад +2542

    Netflix original series “The metro king”
    Coming March 2022:)!

    • @JamesSmith-ho7kg
      @JamesSmith-ho7kg 4 года назад +41

      kennymudder99 oh god...please yea

    • @mtbalot
      @mtbalot 4 года назад +56

      hahaha i'll pre-order that NOW ! Whats next? The Lost Fuck Boys?

    • @SusieW-ku4ub
      @SusieW-ku4ub 4 года назад

      mtbalot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 года назад +35

      It would be called Motor One: the Dimwitte Procession

    • @okayusa6608
      @okayusa6608 4 года назад +45

      Jim Carey should play dewitte

  • @BlaceInTheBuildin
    @BlaceInTheBuildin 3 года назад +141

    In every funeral Jeremy has ever done, the moment he hits the road, in HIS MIND he is a extremely high ranking police officer.

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner Год назад +7

      He is the lesser known Marvel Superhero "Funeral Man".

    • @angelbelmont2190
      @angelbelmont2190 Год назад

      And on a real dangerous mission 💯 🤧 😆

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 Год назад

      ​@@lewisner😆

    • @adamimberti6948
      @adamimberti6948 8 дней назад

      I think he's scared so he gets super serious and freaks out on everybody.

  • @woodrowwoody4463
    @woodrowwoody4463 4 года назад +325

    Common people enough with Jeremy not serving in the military, he did, I was deployed with him in Afghanistan from 2003-2005 under the command of Captain Crunch and General Mills

    • @irishpadilla23
      @irishpadilla23 4 года назад +49

      I served from 1970-1973 in a similar unit in Vietnam. We overtook General Tso on the Kikkoman Trail at the Battle of LaChoy.

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 4 года назад +17

      I was Paul revere and I alerted the Americans the British were coming. Would you like a silver spoon?

    • @elgavilan2000
      @elgavilan2000 4 года назад +11

      Woodrow Woody can confirm, I was the parachute

    • @blowingleaves-rb9fw
      @blowingleaves-rb9fw 4 года назад +2

      You guys eat a lot in foreign countries......

    • @ABMP4D3
      @ABMP4D3 4 года назад +4

      @@irishpadilla23 Thank you for your service sir.

  • @rosco664
    @rosco664 4 года назад +166

    I also jumped into Fallujah, but I HALO dropped in from a submarine. When I landed I killed 1000 insurgents with a sling shot and a yoyo attached to 550 cord.

    • @tangohunter1548
      @tangohunter1548 4 года назад +6

      On one occasion he even did a HAHO jump from the coast of Africa straight into Fallujah! What a man! Think he was a master private at the time.

    • @cbelger88
      @cbelger88 4 года назад +9

      Killed 50 men. Would of been more but they had to take my shins

    • @Juamo-tn8we
      @Juamo-tn8we 4 года назад +2

      J man 😹

    • @MrBadhabits1
      @MrBadhabits1 4 года назад +2

      lol, i spit coffee out reading your comment, thanks for that!

    • @MK3SupraSteve
      @MK3SupraSteve 4 года назад +1

      I remember that. I was flying support for you in a re engineered alien space ship

  • @nzzsparks
    @nzzsparks 4 года назад +853

    He jumped in Fallujah and landed straight into our hearts. Ty Metro State

    • @oshen-lz2ih
      @oshen-lz2ih 3 года назад +17

      6 months later and ur comment is still killin it....lmao hillarious

    • @lori6037
      @lori6037 3 года назад

      Mr Spicy lmao!

    • @frankpitochelli6786
      @frankpitochelli6786 3 года назад +10

      I'm obsessed with this wacko...he makes me cringe like no other.

    • @101yota
      @101yota 3 года назад +1

      Gold

    • @NextLevelAutoDetail
      @NextLevelAutoDetail 3 года назад

      😂

  • @littlescott6162
    @littlescott6162 2 года назад +87

    This guy makes my blood boil. I’m dumbfounded that he gets away with saying these things w/o getting knocked out, choked out or at the very least cussed the f*** out.

    • @User_92020
      @User_92020 2 года назад +4

      Why

    • @WWFSuperstarVirgil
      @WWFSuperstarVirgil Год назад +4

      He's a former cop & military he could take down a regular citizen in seconds

    • @MongooseJeffOfficial
      @MongooseJeffOfficial Год назад +2

      @@WWFSuperstarVirgil he jumped into Fulija

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 Год назад

      @@MongooseJeffOfficialHe never served in the military this guy is a liar the cops pulled his records.

    • @marwatson7408
      @marwatson7408 Год назад +4

      ⁠@@User_92020 He was never a cop he got thrown out of the police academy for impersonating a policeman when he was. 18 years old. He was never in the service either.

  • @pauldg837
    @pauldg837 4 года назад +858

    Jeremy impressed the Jump Instructor so much, that he was given the rare certification to jump without a parachute.

    • @domeslacker
      @domeslacker 3 года назад +27

      This is the best comment so far 🤣

    • @sCarrieCemetery
      @sCarrieCemetery 3 года назад +13

      Lmfao!! You have won the internet with that comment there! 🙌 Good sh!t!! 👏😂

    • @pauldg837
      @pauldg837 3 года назад +7

      @@sCarrieCemetery It's not hard to be funny when we talk about Jeremy. 😂

    • @andrewmurray4308
      @andrewmurray4308 3 года назад +13

      If he had jumped without a chute, the police would be a lot happier today

    • @kappas6344
      @kappas6344 3 года назад +3

      LOL

  • @CeaselessSlinky
    @CeaselessSlinky 4 года назад +887

    He's not lying. Metro State Airborne was there fighting in Fallujah.

    • @tangohunter1548
      @tangohunter1548 4 года назад +38

      On a serious note.. As I remember most of the fighting and dying were Marines! He's $hitting on their bravery.

    • @divzav9735
      @divzav9735 4 года назад +7

      John Faulkner 😹😹😹

    • @misshappensteed2028
      @misshappensteed2028 4 года назад +26

      He was telling ALL the terroists (sp) to “get the fuck over and stop their vehicles/donkeys”

    • @thegreatdogzilla5855
      @thegreatdogzilla5855 4 года назад +7

      @@tangohunter1548 He must a paramarine, He never ages.

    • @tangohunter1548
      @tangohunter1548 4 года назад +7

      @@thegreatdogzilla5855 something man! He must have flew over the cuckoo's nest!

  • @budd2018
    @budd2018 4 года назад +339

    His only defense would have been to scream APRIL FOOLS yesterday.

    • @disposableincome
      @disposableincome 4 года назад +6

      And then he shows up dressed as Andy Kaufman

    • @WMAT77LL
      @WMAT77LL 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @thehiddensafari7310
      @thehiddensafari7310 4 года назад +2

      13:18 “So ThAtS hOw LaWsUiTs WoRk” 😂 at least he got something right.

    • @budd2018
      @budd2018 4 года назад +3

      @@thehiddensafari7310 could you imagine being this guys wife lol
      Knowing everything he says is bullshit. I bet he impersonates Ron Jeremy in the bedroom.

    • @kevinb314
      @kevinb314 4 года назад

      @Kristin K - Its just a prank bro!

  • @Highley1958
    @Highley1958 3 года назад +61

    "I was the 5th member of the Fantastic Five. My superpower was my inability to tell the truth."

    • @Hannah-fs1oh
      @Hannah-fs1oh 3 года назад +2

      After watching him for a couple of months now, I noticed that he lies even when there is no need to lie. He seems incapable of telling the truth.

    • @wildone505
      @wildone505 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @skyvision7363
    @skyvision7363 3 года назад +404

    The second-hand embarrassment is almost beyond what I can take.

    • @maurojose9929
      @maurojose9929 3 года назад +4

      That is comedic gold right there that quote of yours. "Second-hand embarassment", EPIC!

    • @skyvision7363
      @skyvision7363 3 года назад +12

      @@maurojose9929 I can't claim that quote since it's a very common one. Obviously I watch way too many cringy things. 😁 But the feeling is real. 😆

    • @maurojose9929
      @maurojose9929 3 года назад +5

      @@skyvision7363 it was epic either way.
      Well done!

    • @skyvision7363
      @skyvision7363 3 года назад +6

      @@maurojose9929 OH, well. We all need some "Well done" these days. So thanks. Have a great day.

    • @NobleKnowledgeofphilly
      @NobleKnowledgeofphilly 3 года назад

      I think everybody on here doesn't even work a quarter as hard as this guy and everybody should just leave him the hell alone yo this dude is getting rich off of use hatin him you don't even realize these are helping them

  • @michaelwayne8685
    @michaelwayne8685 4 года назад +939

    Dude probably yells “Sergeant” over and over again when he nuts.

  • @edwardhugus2772
    @edwardhugus2772 4 года назад +639

    I hear he actually did hurt his back jumping into Fallujah, but my understanding is he jumped from the International Space Station, he was up there doing top secret security space walks looking for IED's in the ISS.

    • @nick-dm3if
      @nick-dm3if 4 года назад +36

      dude, dont be an idiot. that never happened, he was up there looking for alien shit samples from the whale overlords and got found out and had to jump but being that high in space his parachute just floated and got tangled in a moon rock and he had to use a piece of satellite to cut it off. get your story straight before defaming this innocent man.

    • @HankHill757
      @HankHill757 4 года назад +34

      Edward Hugus No,no,no....he was escorting the space station on orbit around earth! He kept screaming at the moon to stop and telling satellites to pull over.

    • @FyourCult
      @FyourCult 4 года назад +6

      Delta space force operator dimwit

    • @craigjoyner9857
      @craigjoyner9857 4 года назад +8

      HIGH RISK secret security space walks!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!

    • @edwardhugus2772
      @edwardhugus2772 4 года назад +8

      @@HankHill757 you know, If I try, I an almost HEAR him screaming at the satellites and blaming the GPS satellites for his being off course.

  • @jamesc.temple5615
    @jamesc.temple5615 2 года назад +34

    the amount of times ive listened to this man call from a jail phone is unreal

  • @48mastadon
    @48mastadon 4 года назад +375

    His wife is just agreeing and hoping he shuts up so she can go back to bed.

    • @franciscodanconia45
      @franciscodanconia45 4 года назад +16

      *go back to whatever/whoever she was doing in bed

    • @BlueLineChop
      @BlueLineChop 4 года назад +12

      I wonder if his “wife” really knows the truth about him. I mean before all this came out. And when this came out, who the hell would stick with him lmao

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 года назад +8

      Exactly. He wanted so badly to try and explain his BS and the only person he could talk to was his wife and she didn't have any interest at all.

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 года назад +8

      @@BlueLineChop I figure she probably can't see the forest for the trees. She's too close. However, as the legal issues are mounting and things are going to be getting ugly for him she should have a moment of clarity at some point. Then it's going to be interesting what she does.

    • @thefootboy20
      @thefootboy20 4 года назад +4

      Yes!!! And..lowlife that he is...just woke her up to get some sympathy ..and to practice his next B.S. story...

  • @TomDelayBeats
    @TomDelayBeats 4 года назад +566

    "can't even begin to think if this gets out on the internet" - little does he know he's bigger than cats right now on the internet

  • @MikeHaywood
    @MikeHaywood 4 года назад +749

    Who hasn't jumped in Fallujah?!

    • @Spazzycat14
      @Spazzycat14 4 года назад +145

      I jumped in Tennesee once.
      Probably got about 12 inches off the ground.

    • @RECO-kk7rd
      @RECO-kk7rd 4 года назад +91

      He was recalling his time in COD (Call of Duty)

    • @spinningspin6053
      @spinningspin6053 4 года назад +24

      And yet still some amongst us REFUSE! to believe Jeremy Charles is the son of God. Metro state Church of the resurrection

    • @fatherof4kids
      @fatherof4kids 4 года назад +4

      I know, right.😂

    • @realcanadianrailfan110
      @realcanadianrailfan110 4 года назад +7

      Jeremy Dewitte, that's who.

  • @Cobwalker
    @Cobwalker Год назад +20

    My cousin died in Falluja. I hope Jeremy rots in prison.

    • @aperson7754
      @aperson7754 Год назад +8

      May he Rest In Peace ❤️ 🇺🇸

    • @Cobwalker
      @Cobwalker Год назад +7

      He is and he guards us in spirit

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 5 месяцев назад

      Rip to your cousin 😢

    • @andrewmohler5131
      @andrewmohler5131 4 месяца назад

      Commanded by another Fraud, Bush and Cheney

    • @ViolenceIsFun-ot2hl
      @ViolenceIsFun-ot2hl Месяц назад

      That's what creeps me out about these people who pretend to be veterans, it's like they are glamorising and trivialising the misery that the families of soldiers go through and the aftermath war survivors live with

  • @gmcenroe
    @gmcenroe 4 года назад +817

    I destroyed my back to the point that I can't get certified as a FF, but now I like to ride motorcycles like a maniac.

    • @Drew-cz7hw
      @Drew-cz7hw 4 года назад +16

      I know if you're going to lie at least don't contradict what your appearance tells the people you're lying to. Riding destroys your back longest I can go is about 400 miles in a day but that's pushing it way past my comfort zone.

    • @TheSongDuck
      @TheSongDuck 4 года назад +20

      Once you start lying you are digging your own grave. Better to say nothing. Better yet, be honest. These dudes who impersonate LEOs are looking for trouble. Do they think they’ll get away with their power trips?

    • @macias914life09
      @macias914life09 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Sgt_Zig
      @Sgt_Zig 4 года назад +27

      I mean I really did fight in Fallujah (battle of Ramadi also) and fucked up my back to the point I was medically retired from the Corps - and I ride motorcycles - albeit like a sane person - not a manic LOL. Also I don't go around impersonating police officers and I'm not a complete piece of shit 🤷🏽‍♂️ also not a felon 😂

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 4 года назад +7

      @@Sgt_Zig thank you for your service. My hubby is a disabled veteran also.

  • @trey-frey3963
    @trey-frey3963 4 года назад +1339

    I'm obsessed with the adventures of this Jeremy Dewitte guy😩. I need help, y'all 🥴.

    • @kharrast1
      @kharrast1 4 года назад +67

      Me too. He is as funny as anything to watch. He's like a kid who thinks he is a superhero trying to play one in real life.

    • @Nuttypro-f
      @Nuttypro-f 4 года назад +40

      Send help asap. I just found him and I feel myself getting sucked in

    • @AL-bv7jt
      @AL-bv7jt 4 года назад +35

      There’s so much content of him pretending to be a cop and then lying about it. How delusional can one grown man be? My nephew is like this, but he’s 9.

    • @scottdoran3112
      @scottdoran3112 4 года назад +19

      I just discovered the joys of Jeremy!

    • @AL-bv7jt
      @AL-bv7jt 4 года назад +21

      @@scottdoran3112 welcome to the Jeremy Dewitte rabbit hole. Please enjoy many hours of Jeremy's bafflement at just why police think he's impersonating them.😄😅😂🤣

  • @shirleys1792
    @shirleys1792 4 года назад +215

    "if this ever gets out or on internet" LOLOLOL no worries Jeremy, your secret is safe with us 🤫

  • @life_of_riley88
    @life_of_riley88 2 года назад +4

    Wait a minute. . .250 motorcycles escorted 86 miles by 10 "officers" for $120 per "officer" ??? That sounds like a lot of work to make $1200 and then he has to pay all his "officers", insurance, gas, maintenance etc. There's no way this business made any money.

  • @TheRealHusk
    @TheRealHusk 4 года назад +332

    I can’t even listen to him lying about military service.

    • @freedomisnotfree9129
      @freedomisnotfree9129 4 года назад +6

      Yea..kept skipping his dialogue..no content just rationalization.

    • @johnneill5960
      @johnneill5960 4 года назад +6

      It's so bad it's not even funny . What's the main MSR that ran through Fallajuh? Ok next , you're lying . Bye bye .... gets them every time .

    • @youngbyronofficial
      @youngbyronofficial 4 года назад

      I agree Dogma

    • @ghostnation7161
      @ghostnation7161 4 года назад +3

      I agree. I've had family members serve. my papa was in the army and My Uncle was a avionics technician in the airforce And I've also had a cousin that served in the navy. It makes me sick to here him talking about being in the army 😡

    • @GlazzedDonut
      @GlazzedDonut 4 года назад +2

      @Draugr well if you were there I guess I'll take his word for it

  • @DaCrazyDingo
    @DaCrazyDingo 4 года назад +725

    High risk funerals, the ones where the dead guy isn't dead yet.

    • @theguy81642
      @theguy81642 4 года назад +14

      No he means when the dead starts to rise at the funeral he protects you from the zombies!!

    • @Candigale
      @Candigale 4 года назад +4

      DaCrazyDingo - OMG!!! Dying here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daveshaw9344
      @daveshaw9344 4 года назад +4

      Dead bodies, hot climate... gotta get them in the ground quick

    • @JustAnotherMatt420
      @JustAnotherMatt420 4 года назад +4

      They lower folks into the ground with parachutes. Lead by Dumbwit in his Fallujah ghille suit

    • @JustAnotherMatt420
      @JustAnotherMatt420 4 года назад

      @Erik Olsson 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DowntownDeuce2
    @DowntownDeuce2 4 года назад +344

    THE COPS MISUNDERSTOOD HIM. HE SAID HE WAS THINKING OF JUMPING BECAUSE HE'S A "FAILED LOSER," NOT FALLUJAH.

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 4 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @jenniferholden9397
      @jenniferholden9397 4 года назад +3

      The Bayou Chameleon no, he ate a falafel.

    • @4touchdowns1game29
      @4touchdowns1game29 4 года назад +9

      wouldnt a failed loser technically be a winner?

    • @DowntownDeuce2
      @DowntownDeuce2 4 года назад +1

      @@4touchdowns1game29 Semantically, not actually.

    • @markwatney8641
      @markwatney8641 4 года назад +1

      you have to pronounce it in a 'the nanny' fran drescer queens accent 'faayed looshah'

  • @trackqueen4173
    @trackqueen4173 2 года назад +39

    Imagine your husband calling you from jail and only explaining his case, not genuinely concerned about what his actions are doing to you. Run girl, RUN!

    • @Gen.NowallJackson
      @Gen.NowallJackson Год назад

      Right? Even after her stating she was sleeping 🤣.

    • @cardbored_
      @cardbored_ Год назад +2

      Ding ding ding! Any real man would feel an immense amount of pain and failure for putting his wife and daughter through this. It would be 24/7 apologies.

    • @r5t6y7u8
      @r5t6y7u8 Год назад +1

      His wife seems nice. Don't know why on earth she married HIM.

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's June of 2024 and she's still with him.
      WTF!

    • @x-shift8937
      @x-shift8937 4 месяца назад

      @@r5t6y7u8 for all she knows he was a ranger in the army. If he spewed this many lies in a 17 min video imagine how many things he’s lied about to her…

  • @archeryhuntermike6701
    @archeryhuntermike6701 4 года назад +1038

    Bet his lawyer is slamming a bottle of Jack after seeing this.

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 4 года назад +75

      Lawyers don’t give af they get paid and get to go home whether or not they lose

    • @ryanlevis7532
      @ryanlevis7532 4 года назад +4

      Probably lol

    • @gh-ev9vi
      @gh-ev9vi 4 года назад +4

      C L18 damn youre back lmao

    • @reggin_spelt_backwards
      @reggin_spelt_backwards 4 года назад +12

      His lawyer quit the first day lmfao

    • @mossadon
      @mossadon 4 года назад +8

      "HONEY!!!.....WHERE ARE MY PILLS???!!!"

  • @patton303
    @patton303 4 года назад +416

    I’m so ready for Call Of Duty:
    Metro State

    • @Yohanyothan
      @Yohanyothan 3 года назад +31

      Primary weapon: unloaded pepper ball gun
      Secondary weapon: nonexistent email from the judge telling you “it’s okay to do”
      Equipment: purple disco lights, law enforcement gun belt with empty magazine pouches
      Perks: reckless driving pro, narcissism pro, unconvincing lies pro

    • @scootkamp
      @scootkamp 3 года назад +5

      I think that game already exists by a different name. It's called Battlefield Hardline 🤣

    • @charlesdreadful5997
      @charlesdreadful5997 3 года назад

      Can we pre-order yet?

    • @scottdonahue9193
      @scottdonahue9193 3 года назад +2

      I'm dead .. that is fucking hilarious 😂

    • @justaskinwalkerwithstolenw7237
      @justaskinwalkerwithstolenw7237 3 года назад +1

      Activate the mods!

  • @kyleecker2375
    @kyleecker2375 4 года назад +446

    I feel like the next “Tiger King” docu series on netflix should be about Jeremy Dewitte

    • @toddmckinney1281
      @toddmckinney1281 4 года назад +6

      Kyle Ecker agree 100%

    • @dbcooper206
      @dbcooper206 4 года назад +3

      Yes!!

    • @scott8908
      @scott8908 4 года назад +5

      Totally agree. Imagine all the episodes they could make with all the content there is.

    • @kyleecker2375
      @kyleecker2375 4 года назад +5

      Scott N cant forget the time he tried to fight a tow truck driver in Chicago with his wife

    • @AimeeAimee444
      @AimeeAimee444 4 года назад +1

      That would be hard to follow. Tiger King has so many odd balls. With Jeremy it would only be him. He's a bland piece of bread compared to the wild eccentrics in that doc. That woman had to have killed her husband!! No question.😾 vs 🍞

  • @thebikefromcalvinandhobbes9180
    @thebikefromcalvinandhobbes9180 3 года назад +45

    Put some respect on this great man’s name. He saved my life when we were fighting against the British in the war of 1812. Man slingshotted down and entire battalion and read the men Florida statute 316-1970 to put us to sleep in the lodge. Hero

  • @BoulevardFan28
    @BoulevardFan28 4 года назад +217

    -Pretends to be the police...
    -Pretends to be a veteran...
    -Pretends to be oblivious that he's a liar, a criminal, and a fake...

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong 4 года назад +6

      Problem is, clinical psychopaths actually believe their own shit.

    • @67whitestang33
      @67whitestang33 4 года назад

      BoulevardFan28 🤥🤥🤥🤥

    • @HOODCHRYMER
      @HOODCHRYMER 4 года назад +6

      BoulevardFan28 Not just ANY veteran. He claimed to be an Army Ranger AND special forces. AND a firefighter.

    • @praetorxian
      @praetorxian 4 года назад +4

      @@HOODCHRYMER AND a LEO, AND a Paramedic, and an astronaut, etc. etc.

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 4 года назад

      Hasn’t pretended to be a firefighter yet..

  • @EM33700
    @EM33700 4 года назад +408

    *Veteran:* What was your rank and branch of service?
    *Jeremy:* I was promoted to Junior Field Marshall after leading the Wolverines to victory during Operation Red Dawn. Now get me your sergeant!

    • @denisrose9207
      @denisrose9207 3 года назад +6

      Sure he got the knights cross with oak leaves for that! LoL

    • @thetatv1339
      @thetatv1339 3 года назад +6

      Wolverines!!!!!!

    • @lewiskazinsky7334
      @lewiskazinsky7334 3 года назад +9

      *Sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant sergeant....they’ve taken Burger Town, sergeant*

    • @steelcurtain2576
      @steelcurtain2576 3 года назад +1

      @@denisrose9207 and with swords and brilliants

    • @Brycebeans
      @Brycebeans 3 года назад +2

      @@lewiskazinsky7334 under appreciated comment

  • @URGG1969
    @URGG1969 4 года назад +172

    Jeremy: oh did I wake you? Oh you were in bed? Oh that’s right I forgot you have work tomorrow… But I can’t stop talking and I’m a narcissist so I will keep you on the phone spewing my b.s. story that you probably heard me tell 100 times!!! Me me me me

    • @Clarkcanepa
      @Clarkcanepa 4 года назад +8

      Right lmao she does not care buddy

    • @dblockreal
      @dblockreal 4 года назад +2

      I completely agree with you about the narcissistic behavior but I just wanted to add that he's fucking Looney tunes no jokeI feel bad for the lady because she probably has an IQ of one to deal with a guy like that

  • @Conics22
    @Conics22 3 года назад +10

    DeWitts lawyer is putting his 10 kids through the best universities money can buy.
    They actually have a mugshot of DeWitt at their dinner table, where they give their thanks before starting each meal.

  • @6663000
    @6663000 3 года назад +134

    Instead of saying he popped his riser jumping into Fallujah, I think he meant to say he landed on his head jumping into a pool in Fort Lauderdale... that would explain a few things.

    • @BrickNewton
      @BrickNewton 3 года назад +7

      Maybe he yells Fallujah as he jumps off the roof into the pool

    • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
      @Ser_Arthur_Dayne 3 года назад +2

      I had a Streamer! My Riser Popped!

    • @korbindallas8224
      @korbindallas8224 3 года назад +5

      He meant to say he pooped his pants when he tried to pop a wheelie on his imposter police Kawasaki.. but ya know same difference really

    • @brubaksd
      @brubaksd 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robynrivera9101
    @robynrivera9101 4 года назад +146

    The best part of this is how unbelievably arrogant he is. He's got a target on his chest and he just exposes himself. All it took is one person to get ticked off and it all comes crashing down.

  • @oopsibrokethecow
    @oopsibrokethecow 4 года назад +178

    He not only claims military service, but he makes himself a high ranking, decorated officer in Special Forces.

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 года назад +3

      I swear I kinda think he's just for attention.

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 года назад +12

      He wishes it gets on the news, and im telling you be reads these comments, he's a weirdo and he got a complex

    • @collinhennessy3190
      @collinhennessy3190 4 года назад +7

      Go big or go home.

    • @ronnieroberts40
      @ronnieroberts40 4 года назад +1

      Go big or go home... This guys nuts!🤪

    • @scott8908
      @scott8908 4 года назад +17

      As an 8 year military vet, hearing his claims made me smirk. Any military veteran would know his claims are bullshit instantly.

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 3 года назад +27

    "So, you were in the Army? At which fort were you stationed?"
    Jeremy: Fort Worth

  • @BlueLineChop
    @BlueLineChop 4 года назад +270

    His wife is probably just rolling her eyes the whole time agreeing. Even she’s used to his lies and he tries so hard to convince even her smh.

    • @alonsocushing2398
      @alonsocushing2398 4 года назад +25

      You can tell from her tone she doesn't really give a shit.

    • @collinhennessy3190
      @collinhennessy3190 4 года назад +4

      Thank you for putting your life on the line to keep me safe from all those bad, bad men out there.

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 года назад

      He's a legend!

    • @ra6667
      @ra6667 4 года назад +1

      I love this guy, I would think this was fake, but it's real unreal

    • @-TheRealScubasteve-
      @-TheRealScubasteve- 4 года назад

      ThinBlueLine thank you for everything you do to protect us and putting your life on the line for all of us ungrateful assholes.

  • @JonSmith-cx7gr
    @JonSmith-cx7gr 4 года назад +156

    What I want to know is how the hell do people all over the world manage to safely have funerals without this guy? I just pray to God that I don't die until I am in an area covered by Dewitt and his elite funeral squad of desperados.

    • @robertschumann7737
      @robertschumann7737 2 года назад +4

      I want to see the videos where he does high risk escorts, fugitive retrieval, and kidnapping rescues. He is above security but under police afterall. Super duper qualified state agent!!

    • @SwimDeeep
      @SwimDeeep 2 года назад

      What I want to know is how he actually was making a living escorting funerals and paying employees and funding that business.

    • @SwimDeeep
      @SwimDeeep 2 года назад +1

      Like how much do you think people are paying for a funeral escort I don’t really imagine more than $1000

  • @kayla_j
    @kayla_j 4 года назад +348

    His wife is so used to his excessive, forceful rants that she’s just agreeing so he will shut up. 😂

    • @jamespitts10
      @jamespitts10 4 года назад +17

      She's scared and/or too weak to leave him.

    • @steveo89
      @steveo89 4 года назад +12

      Stockholm syndrome

    • @bofasofa9399
      @bofasofa9399 4 года назад +18

      @@jamespitts10 you clearly havent seen the video of her also freaking out... shes exactly like him.

    • @fyt54321
      @fyt54321 4 года назад +21

      She sounded kind of bored. Been there, done that, heard that 500 times already. Can I get back to sleep now babe? Have fun in jail.

    • @blowingleaves-rb9fw
      @blowingleaves-rb9fw 4 года назад +3

      Uninteresting RUclips commenter
      This is what divorces are for.

  • @robparker4474
    @robparker4474 Год назад +6

    My back is so messed up I can't be a firefighter BUT!!!!!!! I can ride a motor cycle at mach1 and break every traffic law on the books.

  • @tylermcadams5057
    @tylermcadams5057 4 года назад +81

    "we didnt decide to start impersonating officers today, weve been doing this for 10 years" lmfao

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 4 года назад +56

    He's been a felon since he was 18. So glad this got out on the internet.

  • @mukkasaurus
    @mukkasaurus 4 года назад +140

    He ruined his back so he's riding a bike for a living?

    • @Josh-hr5mc
      @Josh-hr5mc 4 года назад +13

      I trashed my back on a bike. 2 10-11 inch rods, screws and someone else's L2. Now I keep my ass off a bike

    • @AliensAnonymous
      @AliensAnonymous 4 года назад +10

      I'm the #1 motorcycle racer in the world. I blew my back out by jumping from a helicopter during the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound. I'm portrayed in the movie Zero Dark Thirty; I'm the muscular handsome guy who does that thing with the stuff.

    • @ihugfemales4839
      @ihugfemales4839 4 года назад +1

      JOE SHMOW those cruisers are practically sofas lol if he was on a pocket rocket it would be different lol

    • @MrSanndMann1020
      @MrSanndMann1020 4 года назад

      💯F A C T S! Great point 👍🏾🤓

    • @enzorafaelmaidana01
      @enzorafaelmaidana01 4 года назад +2

      Exactly ! You can barely get on a bike with a sore back let alone ride it around. Jesus Christ what a bullshiter this guy is.

  • @wagnertheitalianflipper9047
    @wagnertheitalianflipper9047 2 года назад +7

    Jeremy was the only soldier who walked from Kuwait to Baghdad and defeated a whole battalion with chop sticks, for that he got 5 purple hearts. 3 Arcoms, and the law enforcement medal of honor.

  • @CaptSkidmark
    @CaptSkidmark 4 года назад +185

    I'm finally able to believe something Dewitless said: "I was unable to get certified as a firefighter in Florida."
    Or anywhere else.

    • @L3ttuc3
      @L3ttuc3 4 года назад

      I fully expect it to come out soon that he actually IS a certified firefighter lol

    • @jamest1148
      @jamest1148 4 года назад

      He does have the makings of a serial arsonist, though.

  • @nickferraris9143
    @nickferraris9143 4 года назад +148

    I wonder how long it’s gonna take for Jeremy Dimwit to realize that his arch nemesis is none other than Jeremy Dewitte.

  • @kingarthur5110
    @kingarthur5110 4 года назад +24

    I clicked on this faster than Jeremy DeWitt runs out of gas on a high risk funeral escort.

  • @DixonCiderBox-69
    @DixonCiderBox-69 8 месяцев назад +3

    As a metro state impersonator who is SWAT/EMS and an attorney/doctor, I’d like to thank me for my service

  • @ryansmith5195
    @ryansmith5195 4 года назад +87

    Give it time. This will be a Netflix series. The conviction of Jeremy Dewitt. Serial police impersonator, military impersonator, and liar.

    • @terrystop5307
      @terrystop5307 4 года назад +3

      If they do, I hope RWP makes bank from it. Their work is the reason we all know about Dumwitte.

    • @kaycee557
      @kaycee557 4 года назад

      Wouldn't that be fun!

    • @OhDannyBoy91
      @OhDannyBoy91 4 года назад +1

      The Fall and Even Further Fall of Jeremy Dewitte

    • @carsonwalker22
      @carsonwalker22 4 года назад

      You forgot serial ambulance driver impersonator. 😂😂😂

    • @ryansmith5195
      @ryansmith5195 4 года назад

      Carson Walker did he really?

  • @jordanthomas5474
    @jordanthomas5474 4 года назад +166

    “Metro state” could be the name of a very successful Netflix series based on Jeremy DeWitt

    • @qiqutundervut7022
      @qiqutundervut7022 4 года назад +8

      no way it could be a serious show though... more like a sitcom show along the lines of RENO 911

    • @S.S.Gabriel
      @S.S.Gabriel 4 года назад +3

      Jordan Thomas shit would be like Reno 911

    • @KingLouis420th
      @KingLouis420th 4 года назад +1

      Gabriel Syhalath I wonder where you came up with that 😐

    • @littlemonsterpants
      @littlemonsterpants 4 года назад +2

      I'd pay $$$ to watch that show FOR SURE! 😉

    • @littlemonsterpants
      @littlemonsterpants 4 года назад +1

      I'd pay $$$ to watch that show FOR SURE! 😉

  • @bigbigj6407
    @bigbigj6407 4 года назад +315

    His mail order bride has no clue and doesn't care LMFAO

    • @manco828
      @manco828 3 года назад +3

      Jennifer won't be happy. 💀

    • @songbirds3712
      @songbirds3712 3 года назад +4

      Now that she’s been pushed around by him, I’m guessing she cares.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 3 года назад +7

      @@manco828
      Shes like a female version of him except crazier. Lol 😂

    • @diannedearriel5213
      @diannedearriel5213 3 года назад

      👁👁 NOPE, SORRY 😐
      Read my comment on his “”missing years””. this video ‼️

  • @tjacksondolph4026
    @tjacksondolph4026 3 года назад +12

    This guy has seen the inside of a police station more than enough times to be an honorary officer.

  • @mattcwell
    @mattcwell 4 года назад +70

    I find it interesting when he says, “we didn’t decide to impersonate law enforcement yesterday, we’ve been doing it for 10 years”.

    • @badmofo3612
      @badmofo3612 3 года назад +4

      It’s supposed to say “We didn’t decide to impersonate law enforcement, law enforcement decided to impersonate us”. Lmao!

  • @James-oo1yq
    @James-oo1yq 4 года назад +132

    The Wife just wants him to stop calling and stfu. She's praying for jail time so she can sell all the fake police cars and bikes and have a blast! I hope she gets her wish 🤗

    • @alixhice
      @alixhice 4 года назад +3

      James Oh God, me toooooo! 👮‍♀️ ⭐️ 🚓

    • @michaelschneider9305
      @michaelschneider9305 4 года назад +1

      Why hope she helps him and well what’s the point you guys hate anyways

    • @11scorpgirl
      @11scorpgirl 4 года назад +1

      I thought i heard the wife snoring.

    • @jeremydewitte3224
      @jeremydewitte3224 4 года назад +3

      James you know nothing about my wife. I bet you never got laid or had a wife.

    • @MK3SupraSteve
      @MK3SupraSteve 4 года назад

      @@jeremydewitte3224 omg robo cop is that you

  • @brizzleyoh
    @brizzleyoh 2 года назад +4

    That girl is not listening to a single word this man is saying 😂

  • @JokersWild70
    @JokersWild70 4 года назад +338

    I went to Walmart to get the Jeremy Dewitt action figure, but apparently they had all been arrested by the other toys for impersonating an action figure.

    • @Mdeaccosta
      @Mdeaccosta 3 года назад +9

      They're in the douche aisle

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 года назад +2

      @@Mdeaccosta LMAO.

    • @tearl5676
      @tearl5676 3 года назад +2

      That could actually be a thing, dude.

    • @Mdeaccosta
      @Mdeaccosta 3 года назад +5

      @@JokersWild70 i used to carry Bill O'Reilly books (they once were a thing) to that aisle on the reg

    • @22ergie
      @22ergie 3 года назад +2

      @@Mdeaccosta HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, Best comment! Underated AF!

  • @alpacatwoniner2370
    @alpacatwoniner2370 4 года назад +55

    Brian Williams was there, he can confirm Jeremys Fallujah jump

  • @jeffprescott9658
    @jeffprescott9658 4 года назад +68

    Saw the title...
    Stopped ERRRYTHANG and called the wife over to watch 😂🤣😂🤣
    Cant wait to press play. Getting beer now.

  • @TheDocV627
    @TheDocV627 3 года назад +12

    As a Recon Coast Guard Sniper Medic, I served with Dewitte in the Battle of Peleliu Island

  • @nmtay
    @nmtay 4 года назад +62

    Just waiting on the day he gets charged with impersonating a correctional officer while he's in jail. Only a matter of time before it happens.

    • @Juamo-tn8we
      @Juamo-tn8we 4 года назад

      Gir good one. 😂

    • @knighthawk3110
      @knighthawk3110 4 года назад +2

      Well if it's anything like the jail near me, county sheriff's department are the correctional officers. So he would just get another police impersonation charge 😂

    • @livingtheoutdoors
      @livingtheoutdoors 4 года назад

      Loli was just talking about that in another video about him lol

    • @jason4453
      @jason4453 4 года назад

      If the Correctional officer needs to go on break he or she could just give Jeremy Dewitte his or her belt and keys? 😂

    • @charliela1844
      @charliela1844 4 года назад +1

      bro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gozar111
    @Gozar111 4 года назад +147

    Jemmy gives his whole defense to his wife. She’s like yeah, cool, right. Now go away I’m watching Lion King

  • @timpetrillo2802
    @timpetrillo2802 4 года назад +308

    At this point I know more about Jeremy than some of my family members lol

  • @doubleitp
    @doubleitp 3 года назад +6

    "Oh, i forgot you have to work in the morning......I'm sorry...........anyways....."

  • @StradaleF430
    @StradaleF430 4 года назад +113

    Jeremy DeWitt: My riser popped...
    In Modern Warfare.

  • @JailGuide
    @JailGuide 4 года назад +77

    Me: First time to jump Fallujah, I was scared. Jump Master said if I didn't jump, he'd bone me from behind.
    You: "Did you jump"
    Me: Yeah, a little at first...

  • @alanwood5857
    @alanwood5857 4 года назад +159

    "Can't even get certified as a firefighter in the state of Flordia", as if being a firefighter is some lowly position beneath him. He would never get through even with a good back and an asshole like this would never be tolerated in any hall anyway. Would you trust this guy to have your back? He offends everybody in this one!

    • @vaboyt1
      @vaboyt1 4 года назад +8

      Alan Wood his guys would make him quit

    • @sirplantain
      @sirplantain 4 года назад +9

      I'm sure he told a police officer that he was a certified firefighter, in another video, or was that the guy that recently mowed down a disabled person? There are so many out there, I lose track of who is who.

    • @motooppGTA
      @motooppGTA 4 года назад +5

      Full metal jacket his ass with socks and soap

    • @erjatikka3029
      @erjatikka3029 4 года назад +2

      I have a very bad back even after 3 surgeries and the last thing I could do is to ride a motorcycle! Sometimes even a short car ride is impossible because of the vibration that I didn't even notice when I was healthy.

    • @erjatikka3029
      @erjatikka3029 4 года назад +1

      @@marksavaille8430 Really? Didn't know that, wow!

  • @ExplodingWalkie-talkie
    @ExplodingWalkie-talkie 4 месяца назад +2

    Netflix could have made the greatest reality TV show ever if they just followed this dude around for a couple of years.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 Месяц назад

      It has everything action, drama international intrigue and a volatile love triangle.

  • @darthvaderali1861
    @darthvaderali1861 4 года назад +32

    This is the same dude that forgot his body cam was on while impersonating a cop on a bike 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @MaRiEee_
    @MaRiEee_ 4 года назад +99

    I LOVE seeing this guy’s name in my notifications... He’s so embarrassing and just pathetic! I seriously can’t get enough. Pretty unbelievable tho. 😬

    • @lancelotkillz
      @lancelotkillz 4 года назад

      I like hot cheetos

    • @mmatthews61687
      @mmatthews61687 4 года назад

      His name isnt in the title 😋

    • @JJLTACTICALSOLUTIONS
      @JJLTACTICALSOLUTIONS 4 года назад +1

      I love all the videos of this clown. It’s so damn funny and this guy will need to change his name and get plastic surgery

    • @manueltony3
      @manueltony3 4 года назад

      Do you find him attractive and you love men that lie to you?🤔

    • @Carpedog2206
      @Carpedog2206 4 года назад +1

      Michael Matthews oh come on, every time you see Serial Police Impersonator you know it’s Dewitt. That’s what he meant.

  • @smuffinman
    @smuffinman 4 года назад +101

    This guy is taking over RUclips lol.

    • @hollywarehouse7938
      @hollywarehouse7938 4 года назад +1

      NICOLAS OSPINA- a total sociopath. Next thing he’s running for President in 2024.

    • @weidwingelobjegdiv
      @weidwingelobjegdiv 4 года назад

      @James Thomas thank you sarchand

    • @nathanielparrow6249
      @nathanielparrow6249 4 года назад

      I have seen 15 video completely unrelated to cops, impersonation or funeral patrol. Talk about this dude.

  • @Cujo71
    @Cujo71 11 месяцев назад +2

    So he's fake military too? This guy is actually insane. The fact he is saying the cop was lying about going over the double yellow while playing his own head cam showing him going into the oncoming lane. Bravo!

  • @jeyjey5741
    @jeyjey5741 4 года назад +44

    His downfall has been a work of art.

    • @mr.p438
      @mr.p438 4 года назад +3

      A beautiful disaster

  • @nazfrde
    @nazfrde 4 года назад +44

    "We didn't decide to impersonate police officers today. We've been doing the same thing for 10 years."

    • @donfields1234
      @donfields1234 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @DRPowell
      @DRPowell 4 года назад

      Dammit! You beat me to it.

    • @johnfaulkner6423
      @johnfaulkner6423 4 года назад +1

      Your honor, I don't see the problem. I didn't just start being a douche bag today. I've been a douche bag my life."

  • @breadiboo
    @breadiboo 4 года назад +54

    I love how you guys refer to him as Motor One sometimes, it just makes this whole situation more funny

  • @mofo7689
    @mofo7689 8 месяцев назад +2

    Retired veteran. NOBODY jumped into Fallujah.

  • @brianjohnson4439
    @brianjohnson4439 4 года назад +186

    Its funny how he refers to his vehicles as "Patrol" vehicle and his employees as officers.

    • @chrisredfield6274
      @chrisredfield6274 4 года назад +38

      They're motor officers and state certified agents, fuckboy!

    • @RScott413
      @RScott413 4 года назад +18

      "You better figure it out " - DimWitte smack

    • @joseguerrero1144
      @joseguerrero1144 4 года назад +3

      @@chrisredfield6274 lmfaooo

    • @nakedvader
      @nakedvader 3 года назад +1

      Cruiser... term referred to police vehicle.

    • @thegoldenstate2022
      @thegoldenstate2022 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisredfield6274 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GrahamWhatmough
    @GrahamWhatmough 4 года назад +121

    "My riser popped jumping into Fulluja" > "I took an arrow to the knee"
    I really hope this becomes a meme

    • @DarthVader1977
      @DarthVader1977 4 года назад +13

      He jumped with Brian Williams. 😜

    • @Theshow1797
      @Theshow1797 4 года назад +5

      I can’t stand this weirdo.....but he said an “arrow to the knee”. A fuck8ng arrow!

    • @Juamo-tn8we
      @Juamo-tn8we 4 года назад +2

      Graham Whatmough 😂

    • @gascontrolrich2651
      @gascontrolrich2651 4 года назад +1

      @Giovanni V I thought he said some of those Florida Combat squirrels had been chewing on Dezzz Nutzzzs!!! Just like that other crazy Florida quack that prank called police dispatch Ian McGuire of “HATETHESTATE” Bahaha🤣🤣🤣

    • @InsomniacXIII
      @InsomniacXIII 4 года назад +1

      I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then my riser popped jumping into Fallujah. 😥

  • @wwm371
    @wwm371 4 года назад +206

    He sure thinks he’s a Badass with that Air-soft on his belt.

    • @poncho828
      @poncho828 4 года назад +6

      Its actually pepper spray lol

    • @frankthespank
      @frankthespank 4 года назад +8

      Not pepper spray, it’s a paintball gun with “pepper-ball’s”, it’s some sort of white powder that’s like liquid pepper spray in .68 caliber (same as paintballs, though can be other calibers for special stuff) capsules. One thing I don’t get is I thought Florida was an open carry state, I live in Nevada and I open carry, I thought they were an open carry state too.

    • @simonkeen9776
      @simonkeen9776 4 года назад +3

      It's less lethal!

    • @glenquagmire5071
      @glenquagmire5071 4 года назад +7

      frankthespank Even if it’s open carry a felon can’t carry

    • @AstroPygmy
      @AstroPygmy 4 года назад +1

      @@frankthespank he's a convicted felon my man. He knows just how far he can push shit, but inevitably pushes too far and... Voila, we get these videos.
      I grew up in this area.
      I feel for the guy.
      I personally think he's just strung out on opioids for his back and somehow has money to play with and buy these toys, and feels wrongly persecuted by his local police force - as is reasonable, they're corrupt as fuck (but where aren't they?).
      It still stands though that he's a narcissistic fuck and in my opinion, probably in active legal addiction and has been coddled and enabled by his immediate family and friends for his entire life.
      Your miles may vary.
      I'm just saying, I have been in similar situations and grew up right where all this is. I know the signs haha.
      Thank God I didn't get RUclips famous for my shenanigans.
      This guy's gonna crash really fucking hard one day, you'd think all that's happened would be enough to wake up but apparently not.

  • @justifiabledoubt
    @justifiabledoubt 2 года назад +9

    I've heard that in order to become a Navy Seal, he decided to live with real seals. At the age of 19 he went to Scotland, on an Island called Lismore. He joined a large group of grey seals, and he remained two years with them. His two main goals were to learn their breathing technique under water and the dynamics of life in a group of tough guys.
    By the way, JayJay was inspired by a specific person to do that, because that guy did similar, even though more incredible stuff. You know who I'm talking about. I'll give you a hint anyway.
    Everybody in Japan calls him Sensei and he can do everything.

  • @joeestrada6946
    @joeestrada6946 4 года назад +63

    This guy dug a hole so deep he found himself on the other side

    • @Shortdraw01
      @Shortdraw01 4 года назад

      Let’s hope so. That would put him alone in the middle of the ocean between Africa and Australia.

    • @thebrowns5337
      @thebrowns5337 4 года назад +1

      @@Shortdraw01 he'd be shouting at whales and fish to pull over.

  • @kaburgess69
    @kaburgess69 4 года назад +33

    "You poked the bear one too many times..." Man, that is classic. I am absolutely weak with laughter right now. Please say that there is more to come.

    • @nokeycherry7955
      @nokeycherry7955 4 года назад +3

      Kenny B 😭😭

    • @kaburgess69
      @kaburgess69 4 года назад +2

      @P D I'm amazed he hasn't been put under the jail. It's fun to watch him squirm when he's in trouble. Sadly though, if he keeps going the way he is, he's going to hurt or kill someone driving like an idiot or get himself killed by pissing off the wrong person.

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike127 4 года назад +108

    Wife: "how are you"
    DeTwitte: "stressed out, my prison wife keeps bugging me for conjugal rights"

    • @kimbleeblob
      @kimbleeblob 4 года назад +4

      Muskoka Mike I’m dying at the comment 😂💀

    • @sarahlu7797
      @sarahlu7797 4 года назад +4

      LMAO 🤣😂😂😂

    • @MrBeachwaves
      @MrBeachwaves 4 года назад +2

      Muskoka Mike lmao

    • @colebendoggettyounger2610
      @colebendoggettyounger2610 4 года назад

      THAT'S THE RUclips COMMENT OF THE CENTURY!!!! IM JUST ROLLING !!!!!!!!!

  • @danielgoncalves6438
    @danielgoncalves6438 Год назад +2

    I miss having a notification on my phone regarding a new video from Real World Police with Motor 1 as the main character...

  • @CentralFloridaFire
    @CentralFloridaFire 4 года назад +30

    “We didnt start to impersonate law enforcement today”. Right, you started 10 years ago.

  • @GertBFrobe-rr9zv
    @GertBFrobe-rr9zv 4 года назад +89

    This guy is like Clark Griswold’s membership to the jelly of the month club, he’s the gift that keeps on giving all year long

  • @talkmoneygangkev4827
    @talkmoneygangkev4827 4 года назад +118

    I’m still thinking about that post you made yesterday saying “Jeremy dewittie is innocent “ LMAOOOOO

    • @JamesSmith-iv6ip
      @JamesSmith-iv6ip 4 года назад +5

      I know! That was hilarious!🤣

    • @KakeKittyStyle
      @KakeKittyStyle 4 года назад +4

      Agreed. It seemed like DeWitt hacked them or something. It's just weird. There's too much evidence that he's guilty!

    • @JamesSmith-iv6ip
      @JamesSmith-iv6ip 4 года назад +4

      @@KakeKittyStyle Gotta love RWP's sense of humor on April fool's day. Caught me off guard for a minute lol.

    • @Jay369
      @Jay369 4 года назад +2

      This guy is the kind of guy who tries to prove he was born before his Dad

    • @musicman7913
      @musicman7913 4 года назад +1

      Anybody who says Jeremy Dewitt is innocent it's because they work for him.

  • @korbindallas8224
    @korbindallas8224 3 года назад +10

    The confidence in his voice when he's telling his lies!

  • @assymgee12
    @assymgee12 4 года назад +64

    “To Catch an Impersonator”

  • @ccon1001
    @ccon1001 4 года назад +64

    Jeremey: “You have to have a REASON to pull someone over.”
    Also Jeremy: *Yells at half the cars on the road to pull over for no reason.*

  • @jakelaughton683
    @jakelaughton683 4 года назад +39

    “We didn’t just decide to impersonate law enforcement today, we’ve been doing it for 10 years”. Quote of the day.

  • @nmajors27
    @nmajors27 Год назад +1

    Why is this even a company though? My mother just past on Mother’s Day. I didn’t want people cutting her procession off so we paid extra for police escort. An off duty officer in his squad car aided us and actually got into it with an 80yt old man for trying to pass and cut some of us off. The officer told him at your age you should know better and be wanting the same respect as she deserves and made the man stay put. I cried I was so happy and it was worth the extra. How can a company not tied to law enforcement be allowed to escort if they can not enforce the law of other drivers on the road during a procession??? It feels like these funeral homes were jipped and jipped their customers with a false service.