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  • @nowhatthefuckisthis
    @nowhatthefuckisthis 2 года назад +8551

    kim: I’m just so much more than a reference photo my sisters showed their plastic surgeons 💀

  • @TheNickiFierce
    @TheNickiFierce 2 года назад +5996

    She may not have the full credit in writing this but I'm very sure she contributed with the roasts 😂

    • @mwa677
      @mwa677 2 года назад +49

      she landed them good

    • @nonya5887
      @nonya5887 2 года назад +1

      Nah I'm sure she didn't

    • @kirti8966
      @kirti8966 2 года назад +1

      @@nonya5887 ZzzzZZZ

    • @HeyItsJarred
      @HeyItsJarred 2 года назад +99

      She actually wrote a lot of it and had guidance and coachings with comedian friends

    • @luizafrange
      @luizafrange 2 года назад +7

      On the Kardashians show, she says that her friend Amy Schumer helped her.

  • @gunnu-p4v
    @gunnu-p4v 2 года назад +3163

    she delivered the monologue perfectly

    • @bisbis6606
      @bisbis6606 2 года назад +5

      No she didn't she look like a robot

    • @barborabadonicova5275
      @barborabadonicova5275 Год назад +2

      she literally didn't

    • @samyrajonclaude5642
      @samyrajonclaude5642 Год назад +1

      Yeah same

    • @elizabethsmith2823
      @elizabethsmith2823 Год назад +1

      I hope you are joking. She was just reading with the most her face would move with all the surgery.
      I’m all for surgery but she literally shamed people who did it.
      She looks like her face is going to rip apart whenever she cries 🙄

    • @ashley-ze4sq
      @ashley-ze4sq Год назад

      @@elizabethsmith2823 Lol how can you say you’re for plastic surgery and then make fun of her face

  • @spencerjackson3754
    @spencerjackson3754 2 года назад +5803

    Wow I know she didn't write it but I'm still impressed to a degree

    • @InTheNameOfMusic77
      @InTheNameOfMusic77 2 года назад +381

      jokes don't deliver themselves! She may not have written the monologue, most SNL hosts don't, but her comedic timing and delivery was spot on!

    • @GlynisMarthinussen.
      @GlynisMarthinussen. 2 года назад +86

      She did write it 🙌

    • @sarthakjain1824
      @sarthakjain1824 2 года назад

      Wait was this supposed to be funny?

    • @nyrbsamoht
      @nyrbsamoht 2 года назад

      the bar just gets lower and lower

    • @fescherbursche8990
      @fescherbursche8990 2 года назад

      @@GlynisMarthinussen. nah she didn’t

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld 2 года назад +6998

    You can tell she doesn't take herself really seriously. Props to her.

    • @familylegacytradingandproj6788
      @familylegacytradingandproj6788 2 года назад +47

      That a lie.... she takes herself sooo seriously

    • @suave-rider
      @suave-rider 2 года назад +6

      She is genuinely lovely. Look up her Uber Eats commercials ruclips.net/video/mrtrmM8sy4I/видео.html&ab_channel=jpnunn1

    • @Katherine_xs
      @Katherine_xs 2 года назад +7

      Its only because she got older

    • @hellofromtheotherside5728
      @hellofromtheotherside5728 2 года назад +13

      she did a comedy act less than 4 minutes and you really thought you're able to tell how she is like as a person? What do you even mean by "she doesn't take herself really seriously"? lol

    • @suave-rider
      @suave-rider 2 года назад +3

      @@hellofromtheotherside5728 ur a no glass kinda pwrson

  • @Anzy.99
    @Anzy.99 2 года назад +3110

    She has amazing comedic timing. Props for the writers of the monologue, and Kim for absolutely NAILING it

    • @puppiestgirl
      @puppiestgirl 2 года назад +6

      cap af

    • @arathydevi
      @arathydevi 2 года назад +61

      She wrote it herself. Its shown in the new Kardashian show.

    • @clairereid4025
      @clairereid4025 2 года назад +9

      kim wrote it

    • @jaclynsugar
      @jaclynsugar 2 года назад +3

      @@arathydevi came here to say the same thing hahaha

    • @melanie_lmao
      @melanie_lmao Год назад +4

      she wrote it herself and had help from comedians to help her.but I think she sorta went to the wrong person which was Amy

  • @kebogilemkhomanzi4148
    @kebogilemkhomanzi4148 2 года назад +1041

    Ooohh, that Corey punch line.🙆🙆

  • @blendjoyce7295
    @blendjoyce7295 2 года назад +2165

    The part that she praised her husband gave me goosebumps 💗💗💗💞💕

    • @corienvandermerwe6887
      @corienvandermerwe6887 2 года назад +199

      I don't think she's praising him. Sounds like she's saying the reason she divorced him was because of his personality

    • @Preach07
      @Preach07 2 года назад +80

      @@corienvandermerwe6887 I feel like that was the joke part, and the serious part was how he was a legit genius, best rapper in America (debatable, but she did say it), and gave her four amazing kids.

    • @PaoloState
      @PaoloState 2 года назад +22

      @@corienvandermerwe6887 you ignore all the praise huh?

    • @chrisathian5450
      @chrisathian5450 2 года назад +24

      @@corienvandermerwe6887 to find the negativity in all the praises is quite a gift. i hope you have a happy life.

    • @Saranda4787
      @Saranda4787 2 года назад +11

      @@chrisathian5450 It's called reading between the lines. If you're unable to do it, then good luck to you.

  • @lovepilie
    @lovepilie 2 года назад +786

    Even if I'm not a fan in general, she got me with this monologue. She did really great!

    • @mona_lisa_smiles
      @mona_lisa_smiles 2 года назад +1

      Same:)

    • @empea3837
      @empea3837 Год назад

      Agree. She killed it. Especially knowing she’s not an actress or comedian by trade.

  • @TiannaFrankBear
    @TiannaFrankBear 2 года назад +322

    Im watching the Kardashians rn where she's writing this monolog lol, cant believe I never seen this whole thing before this. It was good

    • @ycastapetersen3973
      @ycastapetersen3973 2 года назад +2

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christinexy2516
      @christinexy2516 2 года назад +4

      literally same. i’m so shocked she actually wrote this herself

    • @Notmiakhalifaa
      @Notmiakhalifaa 2 года назад +4

      I don’t think she wrote the monologue- but the comedic timing was all her

    • @whitneywamaitha560
      @whitneywamaitha560 2 года назад +2

      Me too....I had to jump here to see how she nailed it😂

    • @bkirstie
      @bkirstie Год назад +1

      @@Notmiakhalifaa she did

  • @caramelkoala2126
    @caramelkoala2126 2 года назад +907

    She’s gotten so good at public speaking

    • @januskhazar237
      @januskhazar237 2 года назад

      Yeah I think so too she nailed it here

  • @honeychild8986
    @honeychild8986 2 года назад +247

    She was so nervous doing this yet she did amazing ✨✨✨

  • @saga960
    @saga960 2 года назад +948

    Where has she been hiding all this funny for all these years? I’ve honestly never laughed at anything coming out her mouth before.

    • @nightyariana
      @nightyariana 2 года назад +29

      i'm pretty sure someone else wrote the script for her

    • @augustooliveira518
      @augustooliveira518 2 года назад +79

      @@nightyariana But the delivery was *chef's kiss*

    • @nightyariana
      @nightyariana 2 года назад +5

      @@free_palestine786 she does write some of her songs but i dont understand why you're mentioning it now-?

    • @erikm8372
      @erikm8372 2 года назад +5

      it's always been there, just dry. All the family does is make fun of each other and themselves.

    • @erikm8372
      @erikm8372 2 года назад +1

      Personally I wanna see Kourtney do this, hosting and do skits. She's the true savage Aries comedienne in the family. And a lot of what she says is funny bc it's just her truth lol

  • @juliaalyssandra373
    @juliaalyssandra373 2 года назад +1281

    whoever wrote it, is a genius!

    • @AFMCarlos
      @AFMCarlos 2 года назад +11

      Many people wrote this

    • @juliaalyssandra373
      @juliaalyssandra373 2 года назад +18

      @@AFMCarlos true, like an entire team of people

    • @salrachel5349
      @salrachel5349 2 года назад +2

      pete

    • @erikm8372
      @erikm8372 2 года назад +9

      Considering it's all jokes at her family's expense, who's to say she couldn't write it alone? Or with one other person? It's possible she wrote it herself and people tweaked it afterwards. But it sounds like legit things she would say, and has said for some lol. I mean if you had to come up with something like this with the same kind of theme, I think we could all do it. Just write 3-5 minutes about yourself and try to make a funny? Like I'd think of people who like to make fun of me, & vice versa. These are just mini roasts, hosting SNL.. Roast yourself more than anything. It's not that hard I don't think.

    • @erikm8372
      @erikm8372 2 года назад +2

      Also it doesn't sound "genius" to me, which is probably why I think she wrote it herself lol

  • @hamdasn7291
    @hamdasn7291 2 года назад +553

    the best 2:13 "I don't know how she saw that one coming and not Caitlin!!!!" BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • @cutiepatootie6314
      @cutiepatootie6314 2 года назад +8

      i mean, she ain't a K so-
      but still, real funny lmao HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @haneena4560
      @haneena4560 2 года назад +2

      Who’s karen ?

    • @THWeng-do2ob
      @THWeng-do2ob 2 года назад +3

      @@haneena4560 check up Karen in urban dictionary

    • @zaraquin5143
      @zaraquin5143 2 года назад +4

      @@cutiepatootie6314 u missed the joke!! it wasn't about the names it was about how did kris not know that caitlin was transgender if she knew karen

    • @kevinromeo7220
      @kevinromeo7220 2 года назад +1

      Someone explain this one please ?

  • @kosmos7224
    @kosmos7224 2 года назад +1484

    "I married the best rapper of all time." IDK Kim was joking or being serious 😂

    • @Snay10
      @Snay10 2 года назад +22

      Stfu u listen to lil pump

    • @HaruHikaHaruHika
      @HaruHikaHaruHika 2 года назад +81

      It’s true, Kanye West is the greatest rapper and producer of all time. He basically created 2010’s signature sound that many artists follow, even today.

    • @kosmos7224
      @kosmos7224 2 года назад +34

      @@HaruHikaHaruHika he is the greatest producer but not in term of rap skills, his rap lines are so corny and also his freestyles are good but not that good and not to forget kanye always need autotune, as a artist yes he might be greatest but show me one list of MCs where kanye is part of it

    • @kosmos7224
      @kosmos7224 2 года назад +5

      @@Snay10 no I dont who tf told you that🤦‍♂️

    • @yahallobenjamin2354
      @yahallobenjamin2354 2 года назад +21

      @@kosmos7224 Needing autotune doesn't mean you're a bad rapper

  • @da11king
    @da11king 2 года назад +77

    I am more impressed with her timing and delivery 👏🏾✨

  • @urmom-yy7xg
    @urmom-yy7xg 2 года назад +65

    watching this after the new kardashions episode, kim did such a good job! so proud of her

  • @nansishamoel4684
    @nansishamoel4684 2 года назад +93

    This was actually so well done and she didn’t look nervous at all!

  • @gestionhumana8743
    @gestionhumana8743 2 года назад +187

    She nailed it!!!

  • @emilyellisemilyellis
    @emilyellisemilyellis 2 года назад +46

    "i'm not sure how she saw that one coming and not caitlyn"
    i'm dying😂🤣😂

  • @johinsunar7398
    @johinsunar7398 2 года назад +153

    Kim Kardashian showing all her sisters that's she's the real queen

  • @hjkayel9610
    @hjkayel9610 2 года назад +64

    Ooooohhhh that was kinda good, kudos Kim & the writing team of SNL!

  • @ncthours1571
    @ncthours1571 2 года назад +440

    Holy shit she just fkin shut all the haters with that self depreciating humour. YASS QUEEN GET IT 😌💅

  • @kennethsulleza4282
    @kennethsulleza4282 2 года назад +269

    This is the new Kim. Mature and makes a lot of sense. Way to go Kim! The best intro I've seen so far.

  • @c.h.t3990
    @c.h.t3990 2 года назад +180

    Wayyy to go Kim !!!! It was honestly really funny

  • @potsofghee9539
    @potsofghee9539 2 года назад +493

    Doesn't matter what the world says, i genuinely feel Kim is a great human being💘

    • @TheJjjjjjjmmmmmmm
      @TheJjjjjjjmmmmmmm 2 года назад +12

      I feel the exact same way

    • @bernie.fitzpatrick7948
      @bernie.fitzpatrick7948 2 года назад +3

      I so agree....here from New Zealand 🇳🇿👍😊❤️🇳🇿

    • @jacisoba
      @jacisoba 2 года назад +5

      she really is! people who actually watch the show know

  • @DJPashn
    @DJPashn 2 года назад +59

    She's really good

  • @lomi_lover
    @lomi_lover 2 года назад +19

    the corey roast was the one i didnt expect the most HAHAHAH

  • @capril5140
    @capril5140 2 года назад +56

    Her comedic timing is perfect 😂😂🥰

  • @lysereyvuth3250
    @lysereyvuth3250 2 года назад +28

    This hits different after The Kardashians ep2 came out

    • @RCorbzz
      @RCorbzz 2 года назад +9

      I'm so happy she realised Amy wasn't funny and didn't take her advice

    • @randocommando6355
      @randocommando6355 2 года назад

      @@RCorbzz LMAOOOO amy really told her not to add that first joke. That was the set it off moment lol

  • @zanderpierce3272
    @zanderpierce3272 2 года назад +59

    At first Many American's TV Series, Host, Actors and Actresses made fun of the Kardashian
    Never acknowledged kim as celebrity
    Now Kim is Famous, Rich has million followers
    SNL Monologue, wow really
    What people do more money

  • @Ak-gr4fj
    @Ak-gr4fj 2 года назад +41

    That president joke really had me😂

  • @lesegomisay8179
    @lesegomisay8179 2 года назад +21

    I love how Kim lives life and tries everything 😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @muskandua8753
    @muskandua8753 2 года назад +18

    She's literally seems like the calmest, most down to earth and much smarter than all her sisters

  • @lordzenon4237
    @lordzenon4237 2 года назад +67

    So I ask my mom boyfriend Corey the shade🤣🤣

  • @angelicaramklo
    @angelicaramklo 2 года назад +5

    I really love her being able to joke about herself, it really shows she doesn’t take herself so seriously. Which in my world is a great thing! Good job KK!

  • @edu.8552
    @edu.8552 2 года назад +6

    "i don't know how she saw that one coming and not Caitlyn" LMAO KIM-

  • @Samalwinnie
    @Samalwinnie 2 года назад +58

    I heard jay Z laugh at "he is the richest black man"

  • @ashwinipurandare9121
    @ashwinipurandare9121 2 года назад +56

    she did it good. damn very impressed

    • @bkirstie
      @bkirstie Год назад

      just didn’t like the oj part

  • @annate5127
    @annate5127 2 года назад +17

    you gotta hand it to her, this took guts to say so publicly

  • @MerryEveryday
    @MerryEveryday 2 года назад +52

    She did nail it😂

  • @jacisoba
    @jacisoba 2 года назад +19

    People who actually know Kim and have been watching the show for years know she's hilarious and a savage, not to mention very smart and about to become a lawyer in the footsteps of her father. Love you kimmy

  • @elliottvlyngdoh6243
    @elliottvlyngdoh6243 2 года назад +15

    I’m her fan now honestly 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @ariana9941
    @ariana9941 2 года назад +57

    These jokes were gold

  • @dropin8184
    @dropin8184 2 года назад +7

    She so nailed this!!!
    EVen tough she didnt write it all she presented it so well

  • @tottieshubinels4201
    @tottieshubinels4201 2 года назад +93

    “Kim is so exciting to watch now a days.! shes proving us all that she can be the best version of what others say’s she can’t.” 💞💗
    #slaying it Ghorl! @Kim khardasian👏🏻

  • @eligiusemil295
    @eligiusemil295 2 года назад +13

    One of the best monologue in awhile… people usually hold back too much and can’t laugh at themselves…

  • @dustinbenting6935
    @dustinbenting6935 2 года назад +15

    That Corey line... they shaded him for sure👁👄👁🤣🤣🤣💔🙈

  • @carlocarnaje6918
    @carlocarnaje6918 2 года назад +3

    THE KARDASHIANS BROUGHT ME HERE

  • @aila5714
    @aila5714 Год назад +1

    She’s funny I swear most of these i sooooo did not see them coming

  • @musicmakemehigh7170
    @musicmakemehigh7170 2 года назад +18

    She did really good. This was funny.

  • @cabynwood3584
    @cabynwood3584 2 года назад +9

    Okey that monologue just creative.. good delivery also.. pizza pizza..

  • @lujaynerashid6284
    @lujaynerashid6284 2 года назад +9

    She called out Corey big time!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @everythinggolden3316
    @everythinggolden3316 2 года назад +10

    who came after watching the first episode of the kardashians on hulu 😂

  • @sarajoyous4054
    @sarajoyous4054 2 года назад +7

    Having just watched the new kardashian episodes, I’m shocked she was so funny and wrote this herself.

  • @iskaarf
    @iskaarf 2 года назад +16

    Kim the savage icon lmao 💀✋🏻

  • @sutapagoswami116
    @sutapagoswami116 2 года назад +48

    bro the GENUINE joke made people unsure of whether to laugh or not lmfao, now THAT'S dark humour
    edit: cuz you know..people call her fake and plastic and shit

  • @leticiag185
    @leticiag185 2 года назад +78

    Damn she's brave

  • @aartijeswani989
    @aartijeswani989 2 года назад +33

    Kim 😂 damn that was good

  • @JulieDiva
    @JulieDiva Месяц назад

    2 years later and she’s still iconic!!

  • @chanellemercier8741
    @chanellemercier8741 2 года назад +5

    She's come a long way, +respect.

  • @apurvaambavale4987
    @apurvaambavale4987 2 года назад +9

    She absolutely killed this, there's no denying that

  • @fajer714
    @fajer714 2 года назад +3

    Kim did such a great job , she was really stressed but she nailed it 💗💗💗💗

  • @MP-oi7dz
    @MP-oi7dz 2 года назад +104

    She obviously didn't write this but it's impressive that she was still down to say it 👏🏾

    • @dumzyyyy
      @dumzyyyy 2 года назад +2

      Watch the kardashians today and you will see she contributed to the writing.

    • @christinexy2516
      @christinexy2516 2 года назад +5

      she actually wrote a lot of it surprisingly 😭

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 2 года назад +30

    Go Kim. Props to the writers😂😂😂

  • @dylquan0
    @dylquan0 Год назад +2

    She actually killed it

  • @clarasart
    @clarasart Год назад +1

    she did a great job!!!! & we all know she was so anxious before. so proud of herherher. !!!

  • @joanpheto5538
    @joanpheto5538 2 года назад +8

    Every punchline hit..

  • @alicenkirote5341
    @alicenkirote5341 Год назад +1

    Kim u nailed it .Big lol

  • @katherinepeace3564
    @katherinepeace3564 2 года назад +1

    Its crazy what influence can do to us... Never seen her so confident before

  • @evchaux9387
    @evchaux9387 2 года назад +5

    she was so good hahaha she really have a great personanilty, because even if she was not the one that writte all the jokes, she really made a great show, pretty perfect haha xD

  • @tadalamandala9233
    @tadalamandala9233 2 года назад +9

    Damn she did great! This was hilarious. She put herself out there .well done Kim! 👌👌

  • @jkaspeira
    @jkaspeira 2 года назад +7

    who else came here from watching the kardashians

  • @MarianaVillanova
    @MarianaVillanova 2 года назад +15

    Haters gonna hate, whatever. She fucking smashed that stage. Go, Kim! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @ossamaalmaskin9720
    @ossamaalmaskin9720 2 года назад +18

    She said nothing but the truth 😂😂

  • @avrilashley2686
    @avrilashley2686 2 года назад +3

    Hilarious,talented, natural,and real

  • @terajacks2700
    @terajacks2700 2 года назад +4

    I just love Kim K❤️

  • @JeanBrian
    @JeanBrian 2 года назад

    Yayyy!!! Kim I’m one of your million fans!!! From Toronto Canada!

  • @carlfreeman2822
    @carlfreeman2822 2 года назад +10

    I thought she kicked ass! Impressed!!

    • @lunagrace8717
      @lunagrace8717 2 года назад +2

      I don't like her but she pulled it off. She did great

  • @sandrasiwela46
    @sandrasiwela46 2 года назад +3

    Who’s here after Watching the kardashians😆

  • @zehrakh7578
    @zehrakh7578 2 года назад +4

    U forgot one thing Kim , u r successful businesswoman 👏🏻

  • @jemobayan
    @jemobayan 2 года назад +12

    I can't stop laughing, Kim. HAHAHAHA

  • @tseamus8288
    @tseamus8288 2 года назад +28

    Im not a really fan of kim k but i knew that she's kinda comedic and it's true she's so funny love her episode.

  • @mona_lisa_smiles
    @mona_lisa_smiles 2 года назад +1

    I was never a fan but she ROCKED her SNL appearance!♡♡♡

  • @Basementjacks
    @Basementjacks 2 года назад +6

    This was so good!

  • @nataliekenny7490
    @nataliekenny7490 2 года назад +1

    I actually love her so much!!!

  • @bhavinchandraeada6073
    @bhavinchandraeada6073 2 года назад +2

    That GOLD DIGGER part- and she told corey was one! WOW!, and the karen part TOO!

  • @emilyniew
    @emilyniew 2 года назад +6

    I never watched the Kardashians but Kim actually made me laugh here. 👍

  • @skylarc2572
    @skylarc2572 2 года назад +5

    who’s watching this after watching the new kardashian episodes

  • @Gmerx2012
    @Gmerx2012 6 месяцев назад

    One of the best SNL monologues.

  • @wisheshjoshi8947
    @wisheshjoshi8947 2 года назад +2

    Kim you killed itt!!! 💖

  • @jasankiyang5308
    @jasankiyang5308 2 года назад +6

    Ahh she killed it

  • @shallowtruth1002
    @shallowtruth1002 2 года назад +3

    After watching ep 2. of the Kardashians I totallyyy see how nervous she was

  • @dakiblabla
    @dakiblabla 2 года назад +6

    Whoever wrote this is an effin genius.

  • @theredhairchannel566
    @theredhairchannel566 2 года назад +88

    Who is the other politician who failed? Kanye is one, is she talking about Caitlyn?

    • @spencerjackson3754
      @spencerjackson3754 2 года назад +13

      Her Dad was a big lawyer and I think he may have ran for office at one point not sure tho

    • @duckman896
      @duckman896 2 года назад +10

      Yeah cause of the California Governor recall election

  • @demijour1234
    @demijour1234 2 года назад

    I love her and that was great!!! Not easy doing comedy, you have to have good timing. She is Beautiful and I love that she is becoming a lawyer and working on Clemency cases. Your Dad is beaming proudly at you Kim.

  • @sanskritithakur5472
    @sanskritithakur5472 2 года назад +10

    No one, Kim dissing snl with the 10m followers😂😂

  • @katherinepeace3564
    @katherinepeace3564 2 года назад

    i can appreciate her humor here. this is the way PROPER humor is supposed to be. Real, healing AND funny

  • @faidatunnadiroh9162
    @faidatunnadiroh9162 2 года назад +4

    She's doing a good job here