Nobody: No one: Not a single soul: Literally not a single person: Nada: Still no one: Really? Anybody?: Did you say something?: Me: Shit this meme is still going?
That’s beacuse he speeds up the videoes a lot, the time is actually accurate but in the video he speeds up a lot beacuse the videos would be to long if he didn’t speed them up
Maximilian Puss he said "you ate burger in 19 seconds...." now I'll ask you what does he mean by that? of course he meant that matt ate the BIG MAC in 19 seconds. He's referring to what kind of burger matt was eating.....
I want to see him sit down and eat his food calm and enjoy it
Yeahhh
Maybe when his not recording
@@Rhulani188 well yes but we want to see
edit: stop replying pls
Same
@Seth Belfort he is eating so much but not enjoying it. When you eat fast that happens, and he speedrun food, sooo
Matt: Finishes a big mac in 25 seconds
Me: *Takes 20 seconds to open a ketchup sachet*
I’m more than that LOL
Sudhangshu Das no joke it is like they're trying to torture us!
Relatable
Sudhangshu Das LOL
Funny. And original ima like it
They don't call it fast food for nothing
Warrior2000Pro ayyyyy
Lmao
Not fast food it’s fan food
rofl
totally haven't heard that before
Eats 20 hamburgers... But gets a Diet Coke
Fitness is my passion
Matt: mom can I go play outside?
Matt’s mom: finish your food first honey
Matt:
That happens in my house
@@Hi-xy8hd okay gacha
Matt all of his food in 1 sec 😃
I get it
XD
To be 100% honest....
The Grand Big Mac isn't that big....
:|
Matt Stonie Ain't that big...
Matt Stonie well for u!
Matt Stonie snoopy toy^^
Size of the Big Macs from yester year
Mattstonie is a type of guy to eat all my fridge ¿¿¿.
lunch lady: one min left
matt: no problem
NTAB Sebs underrated comment
Yeah
Idk why I laughed so hard at this 😂
Your goated
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They don't call it "fast-food" for nothin’!
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?!
@@MisterSisterFister69 It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look...
stolen comment shame on you
@@kurt4 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't have time to check through 50 000 comments. I hope you can forgive me.
@@kurt4 bro that sentence you just said is copyrighted shame on you
first attempt:1.10 min
2nd attempt:59 sec
3rd attempt:56 sec
thumbs up for Matt
Bruh
Andre Onesimus spoiler alert
His first attempt was 1minute and 10seconds just in case anyone gets confused
Dang I wish I could eat a meal in less then 2 seconds
Lol
Matt walks into McDonald's
Staff: Ah shit, here we go again
Hammer Head. Who else would it be? Ik right they are gonna win some money
*he walks in with big smoke
Hammer Head. Who else would it be? Haha get it, ah shit
They SHOULD be thinking $$$$$
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now we know how you keep so thin. It’s the Diet Coke isn’t it...
Don Pablo Yeah! That’s it! 🤣
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
A Diet Coke is even worse for you than a coke is
Are you fucking high
He’s joking
When the teacher says 1 more minute left to eat
Matt:
Teachers don’t really say that though ://
Stolen comment lol
@@Centinily u play roblox dont talk
@@drnightmare2903 You make Gacha videos, don’t talk.
@@Centinily stfu
When you have 5 minutes left during lunch at school.
scar_ 2624 hahahaha
scar_ 2624 thats true.
Oh yea true
Lol
[GD] InDex lol
People who watching this video:
hungry people: 80%
normal people: 20%
TomiX HD there needs to be a one percent of speed eaters that are having a panic attack bc they have to go against him
TomiX HD 1percent eating
You won't be hungry after this😂
vikki wiwi Seriously😂
Wait so if you’re hungry you aren’t normal?
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Matt: *eats like drinking*
Every time when he eats he look mad
Gemcat99 AJ he drinks like eating
*breathing
Tushar Bajaj OMLLL
Nobody:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Literally not a single person:
Nada:
Still no one:
Really? Anybody?:
Did you say something?:
Me: Shit this meme is still going?
I know he actually eats really healthy outside of these things, but I wanna see him enjoy a junk food meal nice and slow just.. just once 😀
I like food, im a chubby bitch
He is so thin looking it is amazing.
@@DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiantsyea he have a healthy program as i have read before , thats why he stays thin after the big calorie chalenges
Waiter: "sorry, there's no table available."
Stonie: "just for a minute..."
Literally*
Insane haha
Ikr😂🤣
It's at 420 so I'm not liking I'm so sry
😂😂😂😂
bae: come over
him: sorry eating maybe later
bae: no ones home
him:
Bae is poop
lol
Se finish rest of se
Oof
Yep
Imagine seeing someone eat like this in public
I can't
I've seen it before.
First time I ever saw Donald Trump in person.
IMA DIE 😂
Tbh...... I'd probably start cheering
iKxcperJR ima go sit at their table and eat so I won’t look fat 🤣
I would love to see you do challenges like this in the restaurant to see peoples reactions lmao!!
Man I'm Hungry after watching this video
Krish 1991 Who wouldn't be?
Krish 1991 I’m hungry every time I watch his vids lolp
Krish 1991 same
Vijay fan ?
I know this actor in your dp.
This is weird, disgusting, impressive and crazy all at the same time. I love it
Comet yep he's been doing it for years
Boss: you have 30 minutes for lunch
Matt: 1 minute eating lunch, 29 minutes on the toilet
deafultythanos 69 lol true
deafultythanos 69 lmao
XD true tho
@@darkenkgb5812 mdr
Lmao
When the boy who eats everyone’s lunch is coming to eat ur food:
Um wtf
@@urmom5327 it’s called a joke dude
@@MA_Colt I
Yeah I know it was a joke I was just saying
You have 1 minute to give me your lunch...
Matt Stonie: Hold my beer
More like hold my *Diet Coke*
Hold my beer
Guy: but its empty
Matt: Yeah i drank it
Best comment all day on RUclips. Thank you😂
More like hold my diet coke
@@nametime8938 XDDD good one
When your friend says if they can have a bite
Hahahahaua
“One more bite”
Hah
That is soooooo true lol
@M*U*F*C no one asked gay soccer kid
And that’s why they call it fast food
XD
Underrated comments
I get it
UNORIGINAL
I get it
Matt’s mom: son here’s your snack!!
Matt: *eats two lunch servings in in one minute
Doctor: sir you got a minute left to live
Me:
too bad the McDonald’s drivethru takes 10 minutes to serve
@@ardt1713 facts bruh I turned my stopwatch on once we ordered and it was past 15 minutes when we got our food
@Lucaszade yeah yall lucky 😂😥😭
Andrew Zhou right when i read this he stuffed his mouth
Lil
Me skipping 10 secs of the vid
Matt: eats a whole burger
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@@ignitewisdom7 half expected a rick roll lmao
@@ignitewisdom7 lOL
It's. Me
That’s beacuse he speeds up the videoes a lot, the time is actually accurate but in the video he speeds up a lot beacuse the videos would be to long if he didn’t speed them up
Matt Stonie: *Enters Mcdonald's
Everyone:Oh Hell No
Coping other comments.
@@ichiwoshi nah
*Eats mcdonalds
McDonald’s staff : *Ah sh*t, here we go again*
*s t o n k s*
it's so beautiful to see him eating it all at once
Matt Stonie: *Walks into McDonalds*
McDonalds Employee: *GET THE BURGERS READY, JOHN. IT’S TIME.*
JOHN!!
*JOHN GET THE FUCK UP ITS COOKING TIME THE MANS HERE*
Gacha Bean this comment is so underrated😂😂
*GET THE F*CKING STOVE ON JOHN*
😂
Friend: can I get a bite?
Me: Sure
Their bite:
Lol
Lollll
Lol
Lol
So freaking accurate!!!!
When you're eating and she calls to tell you that her parents aren't home..
Wait, you both used the correct form of you’re? This is a first on RUclips!
Titan Raps haha. Most of them have bad grammar.
IsItHardToBeVegan? I know right, this is so rare, it’s a moment to be alive!
Santi Potato Goddamnit.
@@TitanCrusher101 lol I just realized that XD
Friend: Can you hurry up and eat, I really wanna play.
Matt: yeah sure I’ll be 1 minute
When you only have a 1 minute lunch break
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Jared2112 lmfao true
Jared2112 thats what it feels like when you only got 15 mins and go to McDonald's wait and have to pull fast and furious to make it back!
Jared2112 LMAO imagine everybody eating that fast
Legally they can't give you 1 minute for lunch. Know your rights
When your siblings come in the room but you don't want to share
Boy lol
XD
Hell yeah
TRUE 😂😂
true af
when you have to share you're food with you're siblings
Your*
That’s me xD
Stolen comment
Your*
valeriex o ikr
"So what does ur dad do for a living?"
"Uh.. he aggressively eats food in the kitchen"
@WESTON BLAIR yep
@WESTON BLAIR oh no, anyways
@@xerilaun ARMY SPOTTED 💜
@@8b-21-azeem8 yo 💜💜
@@8b-21-azeem8 Nothing in the internet is original.....
When ur brother or sister said can I have a piece?
Um theres no more
Iniiiiiiiit
*finishes it all* what piece?
@Lodok3 : same
Lol that got me
When your fresh outta prison..
ORG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 shut yo dumbass up
😂😂😂😂
Lol
ORG I
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I know what I’m having for dinner, a Big Mac meal. I’m so craving that right now after watching this.
When your friend asks for a bite
Me:
The rest of the lunch room: ...
Oops, there's no more...
*GG reaching 100 likes :) was the number 100 like.*
Lol
Xanno Zane Miranda r/youdidntwooshanyone
U made me laugh😚😂😂😂
Imagine someone eating their meal like this in the store!
Gizmo180 that would be very interesting to see
It will look weird 😂😂😂😂😫😫😫
Gizmo180 y would it bother you. Let them eat🤣
Me and my friends had this challenge yesterday and it was hilarious. The winner did it 52 seconds but we only counted just the big mac
With the music
*cholesterol and diabetes have entered the chat*
Death:i'm already here guys
Life: *excuse me what the fuck?*
Time: Boys, we've waited long enough.
CandyManTV Has left the chat
He's always thin no matter how much he eaten
Come back to these videos every ramadan
Matt doesn’t fear diabetes
Diabetes fear him
Isaac Morgan lol
Not Original I Commented that in The Pizza Video
TSM_Daequan
You're an asshole.
How does he not get fat lol
Employers must love him for the world's fastest lunch break 😂
hate*
@@coop13 nah love cuz it means he will be able to work more
Y would employees like him
U mean bosses
@@caj2393 no, I mean employers. And they would like him because he'll be able to go back to work faster.
Airplane Flight Crew:
Sir,no food is allowed to be brought to the plane
Matt Stonie:
Giv me a minute
Hahahahah lol
LegendSixty9 😂😂
😂😂🤣
LegendSixty9 😂😂😂😅
You can bring food on the plane but no water
This is actually the 1st Matt Stonie video I ever watched....
The rest is history
sir, we are closing in 1 minute
this guy:
Employee: *watches in horror*
Antoni Radny this should have more likes lol
Janitor 😑
Why do I watch these while on a diet
Mcdonalds is 24 hour
Matt stonie : I completed in 2 minutes and 10 seconds
Me : IT SAYS 1 MINNUTE AND 10 SECONDS
He calculated wrong...
Jared Chinchilla minute*
Exactaly
He had 3 attempts the 1st one he failed it the other 2 he did under a minute🤦♂️ listen nextime
Jared Chinchilla yes I was confused
This dude eats a meal in the amount of time it takes for me to build up the confidence to order it.
Rob Bob 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rob Bob it takes me longer
Rob Bob same 😂
Rob Bob omg fr
Bruh 😂😂💀
Wow that is crazy time Matt well done 👍🏻
When bullies are coming to take your Lunch 😁
Yes and oh nono
I would knock them sparko NO ONE messes with my food NO ONE
@@T0M_X me too
Lol
XD hahahahaha
When you get out of jail...
Lmao
Lol
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can relate to everyone
“We can get it in under 2 minutes”
Well, you already DID
Exactly what I was thinking xD
Well he already realized it
Same
I think hes just hungry
yes, we watched the video too
The fact I can’t even finish my food in 30 minutes is crazy
*Casually eats 3 grand mac meals*
Upsized
in 5 minutes..
Hi
20% instant diabetes in a screen
@it dankinn memeing 😃
@@grammawithagun6539 he said diet coke,no diabetes,yes sweeteners,yes cancer
Human body can hold up too 75% lol
Mah his body not 90%water its 90% stomach
you ate burger in 19 seconds and thats how much i need to unwrap it..
Projectivanea big macs are in boxes....
@@eieaenriquez7391 lol true
Maximilian Puss he said "you ate burger in 19 seconds...." now I'll ask you what does he mean by that? of course he meant that matt ate the BIG MAC in 19 seconds. He's referring to what kind of burger matt was eating.....
Projectivanea I get your point too bro
@@passy16
Wow you comment like a fucking mother in the midlife crisis who just posted a foto on facebook about her dinner. Fake maximillian
I'm guessing that this guy is the favorite grandson by his grandmother
When you have to eat but the boys are online😂
You bro that is fucking true
Lol true
Steelers cards 808 no. When you tell your boys to not kick you from the party because you’ll be back in a minute just going to the bathroom 😂
Frfr though
So true😩😩😂
McDonald's: You have 2 minutes to closing
Matt: Okay, 2 Grand Meal, pls.
@Tyrique Cross r/woooosh
David Gall fuck off
@@davidgall3543 Go to a subreddit and find out what woosh means.
LilSaint Ikr now everybody uses r/woooosh without even knowing what it means
@@heinzbeans2965 Yea they use it when there isn't even a joke
Only one more minute of lunch left
Matt: hold my diet
Deathy *hold* *my* *diet* *coke*
@@ChesterChip is he gonna be on the Guinness book
*HOLD MY DIET MOLECULES*
That one kid that takes your bagels wtf 😂😂😂
Hold my diet carbon dioxide
Look at Matt Stonie man so inspriational
Eats 3 grand Mac meals
Diabetes: Am I a joke to you?
Splashy Boy 😂😂😂
*_MEMES I LOLE MEMES_*
Splashy Boy 😂😂
Sloppy Chicken Strips 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matt: apparenly you are a joke
His stomach acid could probably melt steel beams
Lemon but it seems jet fuel can't apparently
ruclips.net/video/3TuctGxpj00/видео.html
+deanne payne it can't,but it can burn thousands of classified documents.
It can't melt terrorist passports though
deanne payne 💀💀💀
That’s literally me when I get home from school
No, that's all the students when they get back to scholl/high scholl
Mcfricken Losing it but not as fast
Same
Same we eat lunch at 10
@@gabygabriel7789 spell school right
This dude still manages to not chew as loudly as my dad and I’m genuinely pissed off at that fact
I give all my prayers to his digestive system.
You silly Nugget Bruh,same
MHM
when you take mcdonalds to your school and you see the bully approaching lmao
Rafael Soto pussy shit
Then why you dont beat the shit out of him like i do?
@@mobkano9338 what?
Rafael Soto 😂😂
@@the_burger not everyone is as tough
Man, watching this video while hungry at night
GoldEarth19 mood
Sameeeee
When ther is only 10 seconds left to the school to finish
GoldEarth19 ikr
Exact same here 😂
When carnivores of the world unite an take over, Matt will be their king
Girls: No I don't want to eat a McDonald's I'll get fat
Boys:
wow
@@notpro725 🙄
@@blurryzaddy6989 🖕
@@blurryzaddy6989 🖕🏽🖕🏻🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕
Let the voice of love take you higher
Glad he took a diet coke, would be unhealthy otherwise
@Kim Jong-un r/whooosh
Kim nuking u for r/woooshing him
Androkles1922 does it even matter at this point lol
Eazey_yt yeah 🤣
Actually the diet is considered worse and more sugar then the regular coke.
4:28 when the guy who takes food from everyone's lunch box comes towards you.
😂😂😂
MAKE A FUNNY RUclips CHANAL YOU ARE SO FUNNY
U
Sorry for spelling
There's a guy like that??
@@sweetmimosamommysaranghae3163 theres always that one guy
4:29 the kids in my basement when they get their weekly meal of a medium french fries
Underrated comment
When lunch ends in 3 minutes
Matt Stonie: Hold my diet coke
T Hawk タウク 1 replay lol
Cokes*
Doctor: you have 2 minutes to live
Matt stone: okay
Matt *S T O N E*
M A T T S T O N E
Matt *Stone*
Matt STONE
That's just the camera zooming out
*when the bus bout to leave and u didn't eat breakfast yet*
I can't think of a good name. Help me. BGHA
true af
I can't think of a good name. Help me.. You nailed It bro...
LITERALLY!!!! Hahahaahah
Bitch
the animals killed for this
LOL
The human race has always killed animals to be here
Diabetes: what do I have?
Doctor: Matt Stonie
Underrated
Ilias Bacha underrated
Underrated
Malek tat
Underrated
When your in a game and you have to go downstairs to eat dinner
Hahah
so relatable
The best comment yet
Yup
Hahah best comment ever;)
Mum: Hi son what are you watching?
Me: Just watching someone get diabetes in 8minutes.
Mum: I just wanted a normal child.
Lol
LMFAO
xDDDD
You probably have diabetes to mate
L
Matt: mom can I go outside
Matts mom: Finnish your food first
Matt:
Big Smoke's warmup meal.
Nicolaevici Bogdan he already have a vídeo of that
Nicolaevici Bogdan Left you a like would you consider subscribing!
Nicolaevici Bogdan not a compliment at all. Lol
Nicolaevici Bogdan lmao its crazy how that game is still on peoples mind , no gta will ever beat san andreas
I will have 9 #9s, 9 $45s...
*matt last video* : *CHILLI CHEESE FRIES 10,000 CALORIES*
*this video* “ I got a DIET coke “
OOOOH YEAH I WATCHED THE CHILI FRIES VIDEO IM HUNGRY WHEN HE EATS🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
XD
grace diet is worse for you
Oh yeah that makes sense
King Pickle just because diet is typically worse doesn’t mean it provides as many calories
I bet he screams as loud as goku in the bathroom
G and G lol
Lol XD
for 10 ep
lol lmao
lol xD
It’s been 3 yrs but this is my fav vid of your over all and the cookies too
The fact that this is number 1 on America's trending list on here is lmao
bankaispirits MURICA!!!
'Is laughing my ass off' O_o
It’s a beautiful thing isn’t it. :’)
Mr_Reb3llion ws
bankaispirits Americans are fat lol
“Hey mum, this vaccum cleaner is on sale!”
*”Honey we have a vacuum cleaner at home”*
*The vacuum cleaner at home:*
That’s not a Vacum, that’s a Fucking Black Hole.
@@juicedbeetlejuice4572 true
creative meme
I read this at exactly 5:32 😂😂😂
Not funny, shit meme
Toilet: Silent day today..
*enters bathroom*
Matt: Those 3 grand Mac meals really hit the spot!
Toilet: *depression intensifies*
Mezuku 😂
Mezuku wtf😂😂
😂😂😂
LOL
It’s funny cause it’s true😂😂
I searched up "record time for eating the grand big mac". I'm not surprised Matt Stonie is the first result.
Matt: Finish fries in 20 second
Me: finish fries in 20 minute.
Matt: finishes fries in 20 seconds
Me: finishes fries in 20 seconds
You poor soul
You poor soul
You poor soul
You poor soul
When your late for school and haven’t had breakfast yet...
just go to school lol i never have breakfast
@@HAF12367 same
XDDD my g
Relatable
Matt: i gotta do better than "2 mins" and 10 secs
Me: Tis confusion
103 likes
it is confusion? that makes no fucking sense
@@jupitercore slow burn🤦🏽♂️
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It said 1:10 on the screen
No wonder why everyone loves this guy 👌🏼