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  • @tempire3523
    @tempire3523 Месяц назад +71806

    "what are you cooking tonigh B-" i didn't expect that 😂😂😂

  • @brijessie1521
    @brijessie1521 Месяц назад +35061

    the "elephant in the room" pun 😂😂😂

    • @christinewright8670
      @christinewright8670 Месяц назад +63

      Came looking for this comment 👍😂😂😂

    • @brijessie1521
      @brijessie1521 Месяц назад +24

      @@christinewright8670 now you found it 😅🤣...thanks! lol!

    • @SomeDude.1117
      @SomeDude.1117 Месяц назад +12

      a pun is a play on words

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Месяц назад +23

      ​​@@SomeDude.1117who asked for the definition of a pun

    • @ShitYourself7
      @ShitYourself7 Месяц назад +11

      It wasn't a pun, it was her attempt to get him to move and look

  • @Csm0key
    @Csm0key 25 дней назад +1248

    “From scratch” “No”🤣🤣

  • @TheJUGGALO1113
    @TheJUGGALO1113 19 дней назад +107

    The immediate gloating is great. "What are we cooking tonight BI-"

  • @ezyo.
    @ezyo. Месяц назад +32031

    I can't believe she's able to stay stationary for over 5 seconds 💀💀💀

    • @rosaline4033
      @rosaline4033 Месяц назад +1190

      If it's a competition it's easy

    • @joshuagary2745
      @joshuagary2745 Месяц назад +982

      That's the adhd peaking. I get it.

    • @celinedd6193
      @celinedd6193 Месяц назад +100

      Same💀💀

    • @khiarieverett9658
      @khiarieverett9658 Месяц назад

      @@joshuagary2745it works well when you use it to zone out

    • @shaynemyer8092
      @shaynemyer8092 Месяц назад +282

      As long as she didn't have to make food...suddenly the adhd goes away

  • @Grinchillah
    @Grinchillah Месяц назад +12294

    I’m so stoned, I accidentally paused it and thought they were still just playing the game… I sat there for a good 3 minutes just watching a paused screen 😭 😂😂

  • @bigtripp304
    @bigtripp304 16 дней назад +6

    She literally dissociated her way through that and I've never felt more seen 😂😂

  • @TheFarmingGuild
    @TheFarmingGuild 22 дня назад +9

    “I can do this all day honey” breaks after 3 mins😂sounds like something I’d do

  • @davionmeggie834
    @davionmeggie834 Месяц назад +5510

    That last part was cut so perfectly 😂😂😂😂

  • @misekai6396
    @misekai6396 Месяц назад +11859

    "If I make it it won't taste good"
    That's what we call weaponized incompetence.

    • @rachaelsimone9032
      @rachaelsimone9032 Месяц назад +572

      I know right? It's all adorable at first but if he's *always* doing the cooking... 😅

    • @genegross2252
      @genegross2252 Месяц назад +35

      @@rachaelsimone9032he can eat his own cooking, not hers

    • @HuntsmanGroup
      @HuntsmanGroup Месяц назад +204

      Weaponised incompetence, fuck me that's good.

    • @jaquicx9500
      @jaquicx9500 Месяц назад +238

      Lolol or brutal honesty 😂 what if frozen pizza is genuinely her best offering at edible food? xD I was like that until I got a rice cooker. Now, I can make rice, too.

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle Месяц назад +293

      That's what people would call it if a man said it and the woman was always doing the cooking, but nobody says it when it's the other way around.
      No hate to Megan and Jack though. They seem happy. My husband does pretty much all the cooking in our house and we're both happy with that, so it's not always a big deal to people. I do other stuff.

  • @adivadurrah9481
    @adivadurrah9481 22 дня назад +40

    The ending 😂😂😂😂 " what are u cooking tonight B- I Love it❤😂❤

  • @unknownkiller530
    @unknownkiller530 Месяц назад +643

    When the last .5 of a second makes you bust a gut in laughter😂 Ty I needed that.

  • @thedeependrap2135
    @thedeependrap2135 Месяц назад +3416

    Plot twist: Jack made the frozen pizza for dinner 😂😂

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Месяц назад +11

      Probably.
      I'd bet Meghan still made it anyway, unless she wanted still half frozen pizza with a side order of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @tysmith8235
      @tysmith8235 Месяц назад +8

      @@TheNoiseySpectatoris this supposed to be a slight a jack in that he can’t cook if so are you only saying that cuz he’s a dude

    • @Xevikan77
      @Xevikan77 Месяц назад +1

      ​@tysmith8235 the best part of his logic is that men now a days are better cooks than women. Especially with the younger generation

    • @thedeependrap2135
      @thedeependrap2135 Месяц назад +1

      @@Xevikan77 lol he didn’t say that, he just said his wife’s cooking wasn’t good 😂 I don’t think he was talking about all men being better lol

    • @lukethompson590
      @lukethompson590 Месяц назад +1

      @@Xevikan77mothers are out here not teaching their daughters how to cook .. someone gotta step up we losing recipes!!

  • @decxphvr
    @decxphvr Месяц назад +8884

    "What are you cooking tonight BI-" I damn near choked😂

    • @jimmysthoughts8571
      @jimmysthoughts8571 Месяц назад +41

      I'd be all "Frozen Pizza", lmao

    • @zero7511
      @zero7511 Месяц назад +4

      wieners was the correct comeback 😂

    • @lukedufresne7866
      @lukedufresne7866 Месяц назад +2

      From the sound of it, Jack is about to as well 😂

    • @eliasedwards7504
      @eliasedwards7504 Месяц назад

      All good I choked for you. Damn near coughed up a lung🤣

    • @ModelY303
      @ModelY303 Месяц назад

      Don’t you tell me how many calories I need, BI-

  • @juancortes5274
    @juancortes5274 Месяц назад +208

    Last 3 seconds had me rolling 🤣😂 That's so sweet 😊

  • @jackrigby3185
    @jackrigby3185 29 дней назад +38

    That last bit was personal 😂😂

  • @FistedClown
    @FistedClown Месяц назад +7423

    Idk why but the way they’re standing and just having a conversation is the funniest thing to me

    • @epicfail5707
      @epicfail5707 Месяц назад +33

      He lost in the first few seconds. His lips are moving.

    • @sunderland7694
      @sunderland7694 Месяц назад +21

      ​@@epicfail5707it appears facial movements are allowed

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 25 дней назад

      The average person really is dumb

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 21 день назад

      ​@@epicfail5707 might aswell say he lost because he moved his eyes

  • @Coolkrobird
    @Coolkrobird Месяц назад +786

    Don’t underestimate an adhder who is hyper focused on a task

    • @salvadorcastillo4537
      @salvadorcastillo4537 Месяц назад +7

      Came here to type something similar 😂😂

    • @Coolkrobird
      @Coolkrobird Месяц назад +5

      @@salvadorcastillo4537 HA BEAT YA 😂

    • @salvadorcastillo4537
      @salvadorcastillo4537 Месяц назад +3

      @@Coolkrobird nooooooo!!!!!!😭😭😭

    • @Coolkrobird
      @Coolkrobird Месяц назад +1

      @@salvadorcastillo4537 mwahahahahahaha 😈

    • @CJ-rl4kd
      @CJ-rl4kd Месяц назад +1

      Don't have ADHD but same XD

  • @RetroVRR
    @RetroVRR Месяц назад +79

    I didn’t even realize til like halfway thru that I was staying still too 😂

    • @ricolmao6969
      @ricolmao6969 25 дней назад +4

      Came here for this comment
      Did the same shit

    • @cassandrasmith3566
      @cassandrasmith3566 17 дней назад +2

      Omg, same, and I didn't even realize I did it until I read this comment 🤣

  • @Phasmophobicc
    @Phasmophobicc 23 дня назад +1

    i love how she actually looked to the side when she said there was an elephant 😂

  • @samanthab2175
    @samanthab2175 Месяц назад +682

    I can’t get over the fact that it looks like a cat is sitting over his shoulder whispering “come on man you can do this! DONT MOVE!” I just can’t stop staring at it lmao 🤣

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Месяц назад +6

      That's me. ✔️
      Well, I am not really there, but I am cheering her on in spirit. 😀
      And I am a person, not a cat. 👨🏼

    • @reaction9449
      @reaction9449 Месяц назад +6

      Lmao that cat looks demonic!

    • @Unknown1A
      @Unknown1A Месяц назад +5

      Actually, just an FYI, but that's a portrait of their blind pet dog, Saucy.

    • @samanthab2175
      @samanthab2175 Месяц назад +3

      @@Unknown1A awww I love the portrait even more now 🥹

    • @jmbwithcats
      @jmbwithcats Месяц назад +2

      That was me the whole time

  • @jaquanwaller8937
    @jaquanwaller8937 Месяц назад +277

    That cut-off at the end was too damn funny!!!😂😂😂

  • @evildeathgate
    @evildeathgate Месяц назад +3

    nah the last sentence from here is just GOLDEN

  • @LewisChapman-ji4bd
    @LewisChapman-ji4bd Месяц назад +9

    Your videos are like a ray of sunshine on my feed.

  • @rebeccacoleman788
    @rebeccacoleman788 Месяц назад +343

    She smiled after you said it then you moved your eyes. 😂

  • @cristiansosa9845
    @cristiansosa9845 Месяц назад +312

    The disrespect at the end!!! 😂😂😂 Dear God 0-100 real quick!

  • @ThaKingKen
    @ThaKingKen Месяц назад +8

    The quickness with which she stiffened yp is wild

  • @friendlyfenrir2930
    @friendlyfenrir2930 23 дня назад +1

    The end never fails to kill 😂

  • @indoominalca3893
    @indoominalca3893 Месяц назад +334

    She moved first she lifted her head 🤣🤣

    • @lukeandliz
      @lukeandliz Месяц назад +49

      Define move, he moved his eyes immediately, then moved his lips to talk🤷‍♂️

    • @Nervisu789
      @Nervisu789 Месяц назад +7

      Right but he didn't move his head to look at her. I imagine he meant movement of the body. Like head, arms, torso and legs. So just hypothetically if that is what he meant, she did lose.

  • @DabbinShaggy
    @DabbinShaggy Месяц назад +73

    “Well what would you make?”😂😂😂

  • @vibesgang6930
    @vibesgang6930 24 дня назад +1

    Didn’t expect that ending😂

  • @SkunkfapGaming
    @SkunkfapGaming Месяц назад +1

    I'm moving immediately. Nothing brings me more joy and peace than cooking.

  • @justapebbleinapond
    @justapebbleinapond Месяц назад +33

    The quiet talking at first to make sure they stay still is so funny

  • @adonisblackmusic
    @adonisblackmusic Месяц назад +30

    How am I gonna believe there’s an ELEPHANT in the room? That’s brilliant, even if unintentional 😂

  • @ianbrewer2284
    @ianbrewer2284 24 дня назад +1

    “Just a frozen pizza?” Comedy gold 😂

  • @exile6129
    @exile6129 Месяц назад +86

    The only way you can get her to be still for longer than 10 seconds.

  • @adgefreeman6091
    @adgefreeman6091 Месяц назад +181

    I knew she was going to win because that ADHD hyper focus and determination is 100% real.
    The second he turned into a challenge it was over.

    • @a.j.9727
      @a.j.9727 29 дней назад

      ADHD isn't real.

    • @gofrisuto
      @gofrisuto 29 дней назад +3

      ​@@a.j.9727 guess I don't exist.

    • @MarleyGompel
      @MarleyGompel 29 дней назад +4

      @@a.j.9727 I guess I don't exist either, and neither do 140 million people

    • @catfinch
      @catfinch 28 дней назад +4

      ​@@a.j.9727oh my bad let me just pay attention

  • @JeremyCorrea18
    @JeremyCorrea18 17 дней назад +1

    That pun was so outta nowhere lol

  • @Chans_Fangirl
    @Chans_Fangirl 22 дня назад +1

    THE CUTOFFF LMAOOOOO

  • @screameditz7
    @screameditz7 Месяц назад +130

    😂 she really said "I don't think you want me to make dinner"😂 love your guy's videos! Keep up hilarious content!❤
    (Edit: Tysm for all the likes!)
    MOM IM FAMOUS

  • @Dahlya_RoseDahlya_Rose
    @Dahlya_RoseDahlya_Rose Месяц назад +81

    The ability to not move when she literally always has to be moving is just phenomenal! Like she made me so proud 🎉❤❤

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Месяц назад +2

      Ah, many people _forget_ that she is an Officer in the Air Force. 👩🏽‍✈️
      (Specifically, the branch called "The Air National Guard Reserves").
      .... Why are you looking at me like that, it is true.
      ✔️&✔️

    • @BJJguy92
      @BJJguy92 Месяц назад

      Yeah she's not that good

    • @Jordan-pi8cq
      @Jordan-pi8cq Месяц назад

      She moved her head...

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 Месяц назад +3

      Wow you're really easily impressed. She can't even be bothered to try and make good food but she can hold still for a few minutes. That's..........something I guess.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Месяц назад

      @@jordanfelt5978 It seems you do not know her as well as we do...

  • @jamiebella545
    @jamiebella545 Месяц назад +1

    “What you cooking tonight B-“ 😭😭

  • @srisarada3031
    @srisarada3031 Месяц назад +1

    Why was I holding my breath the entire time?lol😂😭

  • @Twinzer
    @Twinzer Месяц назад +9

    Nah they had the calmest convo ever

  • @xxsnowyfoxx6131
    @xxsnowyfoxx6131 Месяц назад +24

    You 2 are the cutest couple ❤️
    Love your videos 😊

  • @joshjoissaint7065
    @joshjoissaint7065 12 дней назад

    Dude!! I love you guys. The chemistry is amazing. Love the energy 👌🤙

  • @davidsantillan5748
    @davidsantillan5748 29 дней назад +1

    The end caught me so offguard I rarely hear her curse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paulperez-moparman67
    @paulperez-moparman67 Месяц назад +9

    LOL!!! Love these 2, when you need a laugh you can count on them! If i had a crappy day, they make it better. & if i had a good day, they make it a little better!!! At least she's honest, "you don't want me cooking dinner" WHY NOT "bcuz it won't be good!"

  • @kattsavage7500
    @kattsavage7500 Месяц назад +11

    Out of all the videos of you and her, I think that this is the longest megan has ever stayed still! 💜

  • @Torilovesdogs
    @Torilovesdogs 29 дней назад +1

    What r u cooking tonight b- 😂😂😂😂😂 that is CRAZY

  • @melodygarrison8071
    @melodygarrison8071 29 дней назад +1

    The good thing about posting these videos in multiple places that I can like it more than once

  • @BabyNatie12
    @BabyNatie12 Месяц назад +15

    Ayeee she still has to cook technically because her shoulders moved when she laughed, sooo “Miss ma’am get to cooking”😂😂😂😂

  • @elizdoll5003
    @elizdoll5003 Месяц назад +6

    “ what are you cooking tonight BUUUIT-“ I’m deceased🤣💀

  • @iAMTreydiddy
    @iAMTreydiddy 17 дней назад

    This is such a cute interaction, you two. Well done. ❤❤❤

  • @robertdeleon3258
    @robertdeleon3258 17 дней назад

    Aww, man, this killed me. I can't believe Jack actually loat this 😂

  • @Sofia-tq7ur
    @Sofia-tq7ur Месяц назад +3

    I never laughed so hard from your videos!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @shawnmoore7568
    @shawnmoore7568 Месяц назад +6

    Awwww, Jack 😂😂😂

  • @f0ld920
    @f0ld920 Месяц назад +1

    "what are you cooking tonight, BII-" caught me off guard 😭😭

  • @atg3k151
    @atg3k151 19 дней назад

    Brother lost first when he moved his eyes! 🤣

  • @NerdysMods
    @NerdysMods Месяц назад +5

    Lmao finally happened. My wife watches tictok and I watch yt shorts. This video popped up at the same time as we were scrolling. 😂😂Was even more hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PatLund
    @PatLund Месяц назад +7

    She turned into a damn statue.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Месяц назад

      True! watching Jack and watching her, I suspected they might have added a still photo of Meghan instead of video recording of her standing there. 👏

  • @dptfo
    @dptfo 21 день назад

    This is so healing for my inner child. lol imagine this is how your parents decided things instead of yelling and stomping around

  • @ieatthebooty2494
    @ieatthebooty2494 Месяц назад

    That fkn ending 🤣🤣

  • @yourlocalblackgirlylbg3237
    @yourlocalblackgirlylbg3237 Месяц назад +8

    Ngl marriage was something I thought I wasn’t ready for at all but it it’s like this maybe I am more ready than I thought ❤️

  • @ulfurkjalkur5165
    @ulfurkjalkur5165 25 дней назад

    I love these two 😂 Couple goals fr

  • @ketch1169
    @ketch1169 Месяц назад

    “Wait, like from scratch?” The pure terror in his eyes 😂
    I like the unicolor fits tho 🤔

  • @DesmondSolomon-if5ke
    @DesmondSolomon-if5ke Месяц назад +7

    I can't believe she actually won. It's a miracle 😂😂😂

    • @JamesDavis-sh9gh
      @JamesDavis-sh9gh Месяц назад +2

      Don't be. Never, ever underestimate Meghan Morrison 🤣😈

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Месяц назад

      ​​@@JamesDavis-sh9gh Quite true. 💡 Desmond, You do know she is a soldier in the Air National Guard Reserves, don't you? 👩🏽‍✈️🛩️

  • @danbruka
    @danbruka Месяц назад +5

    Psychology, works everytime 🎉

  • @shindoko
    @shindoko 18 дней назад

    Lol that ending was so playful and a roast at the same time

  • @joshdirck820
    @joshdirck820 26 дней назад

    She moved first when she laughed after he asked about the elephant lol I just feel him on not wanting a burnt frozen pizza 😂

  • @Daiwie44
    @Daiwie44 Месяц назад +6

    Straight up weaponized incompetence lmao

  • @stix9316
    @stix9316 29 дней назад +12

    This is an awesome relationship

  • @kingpin4600
    @kingpin4600 Месяц назад

    Y'all make me smile 😂😂❤

  • @hunterfrederick2731
    @hunterfrederick2731 19 дней назад

    You guys are relationship goals

  • @madhavjoshi7014
    @madhavjoshi7014 Месяц назад +4

    Jack :-" I can do this all day "
    Captian america :- that's my line !!

  • @user-jk8pk9nf5i
    @user-jk8pk9nf5i Месяц назад +3

    lol she stayed so still

  • @soraluffy1771
    @soraluffy1771 23 дня назад

    nahhhh she got you with that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KINGKAI41
    @KINGKAI41 Месяц назад

    “Wait… like from scratch?” Homie had to verify before he kept going 😅

  • @sarahsmith3302
    @sarahsmith3302 Месяц назад +3

    With her ADHD that was unbelievable she deserves a gold medal. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her stand still that long!Please give her a pet on the back for me, and a big high five!!!

  • @joshuamartin9901
    @joshuamartin9901 25 дней назад +3

    Imagine your girlfriend or soon to be wife can’t cook 🚩

  • @elijahcalvo7949
    @elijahcalvo7949 Месяц назад

    I love your guys relationship this is what I want someday!!! ❤❤❤

  • @user-of2cz4ld3g
    @user-of2cz4ld3g Месяц назад

    Your content always keeps me coming back for more.

  • @StevenMartinGuitar
    @StevenMartinGuitar Месяц назад

    The "B" got me 😂

  • @christinab7565
    @christinab7565 Месяц назад

    Honestly I love these two

  • @Razor_1426
    @Razor_1426 Месяц назад

    You moved first jack 😂 eyes and mouth still moving 😂

  • @championastartes
    @championastartes 29 дней назад

    "wooo"
    *Quickly orders door dash*
    "Ehhh I said I would have dinner made, never said I would be the one making it."
    😂

  • @kbp4nuklear168
    @kbp4nuklear168 28 дней назад

    That face before he moves 😂😂😂

  • @wktg444
    @wktg444 19 дней назад

    Most adorable couple award goes to 🥁 you two

  • @mathewmercer2218
    @mathewmercer2218 Месяц назад

    After 2 seconds i would start dancing and say "I'm the better cook" 🤣

  • @Valiant06
    @Valiant06 Месяц назад

    That last bit one was unexpected 😂😂😂

  • @saulrodriguez3662
    @saulrodriguez3662 15 дней назад

    The end got me dead😂😂😂

  • @iamthereddemon20
    @iamthereddemon20 28 дней назад

    The face after the pun is just kills me

  • @Kempock
    @Kempock 27 дней назад

    😂😂😂 got to love the sassiness(not even word lol)

  • @midnightwolf8495
    @midnightwolf8495 Месяц назад

    Jack lost when his eyes and mouth moved lmao

  • @lkesmosfet
    @lkesmosfet 14 дней назад

    God bless you both all have such a cute marriage

  • @thehatter9400
    @thehatter9400 Месяц назад +1

    Its called "waiting mode".
    We can just sit there until what we are waiting for arrives, happens or the time gets there

  • @ReesieandLee
    @ReesieandLee Месяц назад

    The upset of the year! I can’t believe she held still so long! 😂

  • @Tazerboy10
    @Tazerboy10 День назад

    😆 - The end is the perfect cut!

  • @jamesw.tiptonjr.5739
    @jamesw.tiptonjr.5739 21 день назад

    y'all krazy funny can't stop laughing 😂😅😊

  • @Brookefreeman12
    @Brookefreeman12 Месяц назад

    THE END GOT ME