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Bingus Biscord, Heres The Discord
discord.gg/WKQ5PjunBf
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wait isn't there another discord for regular non-submission talk?
Hello Travis
"Let's go gambling!"
+ 1 million dollars
"Aw, dang it!"
+ 1 million dollars
"Aw, dang it!"
+ 1 million dollars
"Aw, dang it!"
+ 1 million dollars
"Aw, dang it!"
+ 1 million dollars
"Aw, dang it!"
+ 1 million dollars
"Aw, dang it!"
Radxflipnote fan i see
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Hey, at least it’ll pay for gender affirming surgery
*presses button*
*nothing happens*
*repeats 10 times*
jesus christ where's my fuckin money
and now introducing our worlds first Quadzillionaire Tsukinoakuma *holds mic up to mouth while Tsukino is still agressively slamming the button* do you have anything you'd like to say to the world?
I would press that button no hesitation. 99% chance I've got all the money I'll ever need if I play my cards right, 1% chance I skip needing to do Anything Trans Health Related to be the lady I am at heart, literally no downside in my eyes. Where's this button I need to press it yesterday
Keep smashing that button for that 1% pull
Hey uhh.... What does it do to me as a trans man? Do I become a cis woman and detransition the little bit that I've transitioned? Or does my body become feminine again and erase 1.5 years of testosterone?
Or since I'm intersex, do I like... Grow tits and start menstruating naturally? Cuz I'm pretty happy with the fact that I don't need top surgery. That would definitely impact my answer.
Same for me, i‘m spamming the button till I become the girl i’ve always been at heart, and hey, that money is just a nice bonus
If you can manage to live your entire life on $1 million, I salute you.
99% chance of getting a lot of money
1% chance that people around me are confused for about a week
"How powerful is this button?"
My guy, this button has cracked so many eggs, it has enough to make an omelet replica of the Chrysler building
Nah
Im an egg?
No
Im a registered omelete that believes in what transformation can do
Whether i be male or female
I am proud to swap
Yea, like its been making rounds on Egg irl
And frankly i wish i saw it sooner, would have cracked me way before then
@@Sarah12471Nice pun lol
...Hello Galatea
@@smilingman4299 You! lol
It's like they say: One Apple a day keeps Artificial Inteligence away.
Also, she should keep that giant egg just so that she can mess with her child in the future when they ask "where do babies come from?"
tbh my initial reaction to that egg was that one jojo panel
you know the one
KAKYOIN! DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!
Oh boy. I forgot this existed. Even for Jojo, this was weird.
Ida: it doesn't stop me!
Besides im an android fan anyways
@@Mayogus Ah yes, the CLAMP doujin.
Every time I hear about it, I always think of Antfish's "Mother of Jolyne Kujo" vid lmao
1:42
Precious, historical picture of the development team behind the dinosaur google game.
Just saw 3 bots disintegrate right in front of my eyes, great job PM (I assume)
One of them was like "wow this video was so out of left field". Uh huh sure Jan
@@LuneWatcherwhat if pm made this video on the left side of a field
wow this video was so out of left field
I'm earlier than the bots. It's peaceful here. Tranquil. Serene...
Sadly, it's not gonna last long
@@Grane1234 the bots May be gone, but the other meatsacks have arrived.
Same
*beep boop Hello fellow humans on the internet. Have you heard of Barbasol?*
2:47 Cleaning is really a Sisyphean task when you think about it…..it’s all gonna get dirty again.
It'll also get slightly dirty if *not* used.... either way, you gonna wash it again.....😢
One must imagine Sisyphus sparkling clean! Like, SO fresh!
@@mee4062 You have vastly improved Camus.
would that not be Tantalus then?
@@enigmachaos4413 No. Tantalus served his son, Pelops, as food for the gods, and thus is punished in Tartarus with hunger and thirst that can never be satisfied. Sisyphus’ downfall was in thinking he could outwit the gods….so they devised an endlessly pointless task for him.
1:15 Does the machine FEEEEEL!?
No?
Then the machine should be naught but aide!
I wouldn't push the button, I know what happens to people who get alot of money suddenly legitimately, and it's just not worth the risk.
I'm too broke to care, I just wanna leave this town and afford both healthcare AND a decent education, for a change. ;-;
Hey a million bucks is a million bucks. You might even be able to afford a house
The biggest issue for me is how am I going to figure out how to file taxes on it. There's no "magic button" form to my knowledge, and you damn well know the IRS isn't going to look the other way. Otherwise I think I could get by putting most of it into savings or bonds and pretend that portion doesn't exist, and just have amount I keep for myself to stop having to work or at least just work part-time and keep my expenses mostly unchanged.
@GroundThing I mean they have a section for stolen goods and drugs, they'll just add one for magic button.
@@GroundThingI just figured you could file it under “gambling winnings” or just keep it all in cash under your mattress and slowly spend it on groceries or little things that you can then resell for money and THEN invest.
…yeah, I have spent entirely too much time thinking about this, shut up.
2:56 Maybe the real hell is the bullshit we experienced along the way.
The shortest egg an egg has ever egged
There's Hatsune Miku, but did you notice MAGNA CHARGE and RARE GOLD FLAMESLINGER?!
I didn't even notice Flameslinger, why are they focusing on funko pops?
definitely adding "oedipal" to my lexicon
Damn, i should've waited. I had to pay 300 bucks to become a girl! You telling me i could've been a millionaire and a girl?!
I’m pretty sure it was millionaire *or* girl, sadly
@@mrmissingno10 nooooo!
Welp, i guess nothing changes then. I guess im just poor and girl
@@mrmissingno10 But you can pay doctors to help you look More Girl and that costs less than a million dollars. So while it's still less than a million by the time you spend any, you still get the best of both! ^_^
I think this is the earliest I've been on a tumblr video.
Uhhh... I feel like I should say something but all I have in mind is that if gender is a map I'm lost.
0:32 Those extra dentists are the extra heads of one who ate it. Or their extra personalities.
dentist hydra
2:17 I’m pressing that button a hundred times, no question
You're looking at a 10% chance within 10 presses, and a 50% chance within 68 presses.
@@tbotalpha8133IMO, It's closer to 69 presses (nice)
Math time:
1 press: 99% of chance of not becoming a girl
n presses: 99%^n of chance of not becoming a girl
100 presses: 99%¹⁰⁰ of chance of not becoming a girl
= (1 - 99%¹⁰⁰) of chance of becoming a girl
= 63% of chance of becoming a girl
For 99% of chance of becoming a girl:
chance = 1 - 99%^n
=> 99%^n = 1 - chance
=> n log(99%) = log(1 - chance)
=> n = log(1 - chance) / log(99%)
n = log(1%) / log(99%) ~ 458,2
So, press it 459 times.
Green Shirt plays Skyrim. They found the clip point to get the merchant's treasure chest.
2:37 happy pride month to tumblr user @arch-user and every other girl realizing they would also push the button.
I’dpress the button, because either my problems are all gone, or I now get to truly understand both sides
2:22 Jokes on you, I'm already a girl!
girl² more girl per girl
@@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652 Pronouns: Sshe/Herer
The one at 2:44 took me right the fuck out, I love mythology humour
That egg didn't just crack, it fucking *shattered*
Cooked by atmospheric reentry, hit the ground at full speed
the dilemma of seemingly being the only person in the household who puts in the work to properly do the dishes, but also the only person in the household who bothers to check whether they've been properly done before putting them away, but not having the motivation to do both every time
i'm not joking btw this is a recurring problem
Every time I watch one of these videos, I capture a new trait/tidbit for one of my OCs.
What was it this time?
Actual Cis, and would still press the button. Would press it even if the chance for the swap was higher. My only wish would be for me to look somewhat attractive if that 1% goes off.
Those buttons really help me figure out my gender on a day to day basis. For example, I know that I am definitely NOT a girl for today. I don't know what the gender is definitively, just not girl.
I was _not_ expecting the Sonic fandub "HATSUNE MIKU???" xD
I've been obsessively rewatching that clip for the past few days, it's just so good
1:26 *grabs more blankets to pile on top of Blåhaj and myself* I DONT CARE IF I DIE OF HEATSTROKE ITS THE FEVER METHOD, EITHER I DIE OR MY DYSPHORIA DOES
My only question is, what happens when you press the button, and are already a girl? Does that mean winning 1 million dollars becomes guaranteed?
I think it'd just be a free pull at that point, like a free play on a pinball machine.
1:15 As someone who's mechangender, they arent trying hard enough.
the tenth doctor tried it and the 9 others agreed the creation of the 11th was not worth the headache.
Lmfao. It was worth the effort. Though. He was one of the last great. Peter Capaldi doesn't get as much but I gotta throw some respect. Still better than what the show has...become.
2:20 The trans people in chat: LETS GO GAMBLING!
XXX AW DANG IT
XXX AW DANG IT
XXX AW DANG IT
I want that button, lemme press it 100 times, I'LL EVEN GET RID OF THE MONEY PLEASSEE-
do the odds of that button count when you're already a girl? what happens if you get that 1% when you're already one?
mitosis
2:17 would fucking _mash_ the button harder then when playing Pokey Pummel in Mario Party Superstars
Free money with little cost, yippie
A Worm reference in the wild. Did not expect to see that.
99% of lots of money, 1% of changing into a girl.
(presses it 100 times to statistically guarantee the second result)
Not guaranteed, just statistically expected. Big difference. (Yeah I know, nerd alert, I'll shut up now)
PEEEEEE EMMMMMM SEYMOUUUUUUR
Holy shit, somebody in my inbox told me I ended up in this video. I can't believe I broke containment that hard. Hi I'm arch-user, and yes, I pressed the button.
2:37 I'd like to imagine that she started that comment confidently typing "as a completely cis dude," hit post, sat for a beat, and then went "Actually, now that I think about it..."
The autism at home: *looks in bathroom mirror* yup
No you don’t understand. I need MORE autism because I want the government to fear me specifically. My autism shall become so powerful that it can erase something from existence with a single thought
2:34 ok, I've seen something like this before and had this exact thought:
in order to answer how someone would react to this, we first need to decide what it means to "become a girl" in this context.
Does it just change your body (meaning that it turns your body "girl", but not your mind; not changing your gender and thus not making you a woman if you weren't already one)? In that case someone who would've been a cis man before pressing the button would now have an afab body and get dysphoria, resulting in him essentially being a trans man, while a trans woman would get the body she wants and lose her dysphoria.
Does it perhaps just literally change your gender (meaning that the way you see yourself gets changed and some psychological stuff idk)? This would mean that someone who would've been a cis man would become a trans woman, while trans women wouldn't notice anything.
Does it do both? If so, then that would mean that it is probably cool for trans women, as it would immediately give them the body they want and remove dysphoria, while someone who would've previously been a cis man would probably not end up caring all too much, since they would essentially end up being a cis woman (maybe they'd need some time to get used to it).
Important philosophical debate.
Just to complete it:
Cis women wouldn't be affected in any way.
Trans men would either not notice anything or have their transition reverted if it is the first one. The other two would essentially be c*nversion therapy.
The case of nonbinary people is too complex and enigmatic. There are too many factors that would have to be considered for the individual individuals. Further studies would be futile.
2:24 *spams the sh¡t out of the button* Lemme be a girl, damnit!!!!
Repeatedly pressing the button.
1:48 OMG it's a Chuck Tingle novel
Slapping that button like she wants it.
... Because I really wanna afford both a decent education AND decent healthcare, for a change...! 💀
What you'd do if you become a gigirlrl instead?
I heard the Walmart thing as "They're selling watches at Walmart now," "We have autism at home," and I was so confused!
We might still have autism at home.
The egg one is such a mood
I’ll tell you this now I’m pressing that button at least twice depending on my luck
This is my favorite video of yours
Absolutely press the button. Either all my financial worries disappear, or nothing changes, and it's way more likely to solve all my financial worries, so what do I stand to lose? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
1:10 "Machines can never produce true art because they can never be horny, the first step in making any piece of art."
Me (Ace girl who went to art college): "F%&^! I wasted all that time and tuition money on nothing then. I could have been buying robot ice cream at the robot cafe instead!"
The transfem killing machine has GOT to be a Worm reference...
i mean... i think worm is of sufficient size that most things can be interpreted as worm references. youre not wrong though.
yay, mutual spotted for the first time
thankfully my only popular post is way too nerdy to land in these videos so i'm safe
I mean I would press that button
At worst it realigns my gender identity with my body and saves me years of future struggles
Im Ace, so do have to dusagree. It requires emotion. Love, anger, or horny. Otherwise cat pictures would be VERY weird. 1:12
And sometimes it's just absentmindedly doodling a random shape and turning it into a fucked up scrunkly little guy
lovely :3
0:06 This but it's the Siberian from Worm
0:03 Yo, Angelo.
can someone explain to me what "the oedipal task" could've meant
Aside from "the motherfucking task"? Maybe trying to score brownie points by being mommy's best helper? Gotta make sense in SOMEBODY'S head 🤷
I'd press the button because my situation would be better. I'm already genetically female, but I would love to be completely okay with this fact instead of uncomfortable with my birth pronouns due to trauma.
Mostly, I want and need that kind of money. Wish I had this kind of opportunity. But basically, for this sort of thing, there's no way to lose for me.
99% of gamblers quit right before their big win.
Also, my space bar has seen much better days.
1:35 this guy definitely posted this to flex his skylanders addiction secretly you cant fool me
2:16
I’d press it
99% chance I get money to pay off student loans and help with a bunch of other stuff (though converting it to my currency might be annoying if I get it in dollars)
1% chance I have to adapt to a new body and/or gender depending on whether it defines “girl” biologically, mentally or both.
Honestly seems worth the risk of the possible gender disphoria
1:10 Ida: Dude...we CAN
Press that button a million times.
Can confirm my toddler nephew bought his autism at Walmart
As a cis dude I would press the button 100 times
I need to push that button immediately.
1:11 cries in asexual
That last one is literally me fr fr
2:16
Trans fems and women seeing this button: there is no down side.
2:16 Probably would, for that much money? Under the condition that I don't turn into 02 of all fucking people?
2:24: I'd push that button a million times, just to be sure.
im a trans guy who hasnt been able to medicly transision a ton so for me it's a choice between 'press a button and get money' or 'press the button and effectively restart hormones' and like; loosing my bit of facial hair would suck but id want that chance at a millionn
1:34 I didn't know Magna Charge was a power ranger
*HOLY SHIT IT'S A SKYLANDER*
I’m gonna have to counter the “AI can never be horny” thing because when GPT-2 was being produced some guy messed up and accidentally made the horniest AI known to man
0:28 oh damn!
i have absolutely NO idea how many people in here even listen to the podcast this is in reference to but its absolutely WILD to see the FIRST IMAGE of this video have the words "ty" and "betteridge" in the username. just stumbling into Ty Betteridge in the wild
Yes
Huh, that’s funny, I watched a video of yours that had the anxieties attack post in it just a bit before I watched this one. I don’t mind the recycling, it’s just funny how quick I found it.
Is there a limit on how many times I can press the button?
I want to get enough money that I can give it away to everyone in such a way that everyone has equal amounts of money.
Also, I need that 1% chance. Assuming it means physically. If it means mentally, it doesn’t help me at all. I know I'm already a girl, BUTTON, but I still want you to give me THE BODY!
Algorithmic punch
1:35 AYY I KNOW THAT PERSON!!!!!!
neat
0:27
I already got a lifetime supply awhile back..
Pick me up some ice cream if you can though-
The hatsune miku jumpscare by damien from emkay at 1:41 legit caught me so off guard
Hey… I did a thing… on a stream…
*BEHOLD!*
P.M. Thinkmore (P.M.’s Mental World!)
Aesthetic: Vaporwave, basically less psychedelic Sensorium
Mental Enemies: Censors, Doubts, Maybes, Neverwas, Whatifs, Tangents, Hubris
Key Characters: P.M., Raz, Cyana, Acai, Grape, Shiro, Gaia, Solaria, Justice, Azuri, Kev, Mara, Sh’on, Braiden, Xander, Bah’Rhys, Sana, Chie, Lemon, Oren, Rei, “The Wanderer”, Nerva, Kael’Thal, Lady Ellem, Andy
Plot: Find the Dopamine
Special Psychic Ability (the one that Raz learns): W.I.P.
Notes:
Maybes: Annoying But Tolerable
Neverwas: Annoying and Barely Tolerated
Whatifs: Just Plain Annoying
Tangents: Go on Wild Rants
Hubris: Loud and Annoying
Andy: Edits The Setlist
Cyana: The Lord of Serotonin
I think the Psychonauts hyperfixiaton is spreading like Doubt goop in my mind :,)
0:02 It buffered halfway through the word Lag and I genuinely thought that was part of the video
What happens if a girl gets that 1%? Is her fashon style changing to be more girly? Does she age or gets younger? We must know.
2x EXP boost.
1:34 skylander magna charge spotted
*me, pressing the button*
Gacha Gacha money would solve all my current problems~
1:35 MAGNA CHARGE SKYLANDERS :O
Can I push the button multiple times? Cause I don't mind becoming a girl if I get 1 million dollars. I can pay off everything even after the government takes their 40% and still have enough left over to go to therapy for the massive shift in brain chemistry.
Woah:0
1:10 As an ace person who loves to both draw and write, while I appreciate the attempted humor.... no.
1:36 screw hatsune miku, is that Magna Charge from Skylanders!? This guy has impeccable taste
So as an asexual, specifically as one with no sex drive, i apparently cannot create art. TIL.
You *can* create memes, though.