DSP KRABBY PATTY SCAM 2.0! REFUSES TO DRIVE FOR HIS VIEWERS REWARD FOR GIVING HIM MONEY!

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @bardicpearl
    @bardicpearl Месяц назад +188

    Guy who never leaves his house complains about traffic.

    • @pigpenlordofdirt
      @pigpenlordofdirt Месяц назад +19

      Same guy who complained that Home Depot was A WHOLE 30 MINUTES AWAY DOOD

    • @bosscomplex
      @bosscomplex Месяц назад +14

      @@pigpenlordofdirt same guy who breaks into a sweat walking to his mailbox. (no really)

    • @pigpenlordofdirt
      @pigpenlordofdirt Месяц назад +1

      @@bosscomplex only once a month lol

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 Месяц назад +2

      It's incredible isn't it?! How can you be this entitled. The world must revolve around him when he literally doesn't engage with it 100 percent of the time.

    • @medusajrjr
      @medusajrjr Месяц назад

      They only have 1 car so you know he never drives her to work. Can't trust this guy to be on time! He's late to his streams in his haus do to traafic!

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel Месяц назад +92

    Calls Burger King lazy for not updating their banner, but refuses to drive and pick up his own fast food, which would save him money and actually give fans the goal they paid for.

  • @Grandobzen
    @Grandobzen Месяц назад +127

    Snorting, tweaking, swaying, begging and lying. He's such a waste of space

    • @SilverDust90
      @SilverDust90 Месяц назад +15

      His dad shoulda just pulled out

    • @cmogreen3865
      @cmogreen3865 Месяц назад

      ​@@SilverDust90 well Let Dave in enjoy himself Linda should have swallowed

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Месяц назад

      A human parasite who leeches his dents every day in his gated community.

    • @doug8474
      @doug8474 Месяц назад

      ​@@SilverDust90His mother should have at least been on birth control

  • @xiaxium
    @xiaxium Месяц назад +24

    “The Burger King is 15 minutes away, it would be like an hour break from my stream!” Huh?

  • @hollyinhell
    @hollyinhell Месяц назад +80

    He expects his dents to bend over backwards by liking, subbing, tipping, superchatting, and gifting memberships on all his channels on both platforms...daily. But he won't make a short drive to Burger King between streams for them.

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Месяц назад +6

      Ten minutes max and he doesn't even need to get out of the car. His wife can literally get the food on the way home. 😂😂

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 Месяц назад +5

      Did you not hear Phil say traffic has been bad lately?? You trolls are so felted

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Месяц назад +2

      To me thats one of the funniest aspects of his relationship with his mouf droolers, is that he expects every single one of them to show up and contribute to both streams every single day. When even a single one of them misses a stream or shows up "late" he is furious and insults them. He even expects that they watch the uploaded vod of his previous stream if they missed it or else they aren't worth being his fan 😂

  • @SilverDust90
    @SilverDust90 Месяц назад +98

    At this point I'm convinced he lost his license, not a crazy conspiracy as what Dave would say, just not surprising if that's the case.

    • @harryboothole
      @harryboothole Месяц назад

      that or he was too lazy to renew it

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 Месяц назад +1

      I prefer to go with Occams Razor and realise he is a lazy bum who would rather make zero effort for maximum money.

    • @ectomorph_7
      @ectomorph_7 Месяц назад +18

      I wonder if he got a DUI

    • @7gdnz
      @7gdnz Месяц назад +10

      Maybe, he’s supposed to drive using his glasses. He takes back roads though, to avoid traffic, so maybe he’s too scared to use main roads

    • @jamie2487
      @jamie2487 Месяц назад

      I was actually thinking the same thing when it came out that he's not registered to vote

  • @pigpenlordofdirt
    @pigpenlordofdirt Месяц назад +33

    *in my best Steve Irwin voice*
    "Here we see the wild Pigroach. As you can see he is currently doing a dance for an onlooking pod of Denthead Whales. This dance is meant to convey the hardship of his life and, unbeknownst to the Dent Whale, he is lying about his income. This ritual is very important to the Wild Pigroach as it will nearly guarantee his survival."

  • @ectomorph_7
    @ectomorph_7 Месяц назад +54

    I’m 100% sure he does nothing around the house

  • @dorkasaurus_rex
    @dorkasaurus_rex Месяц назад +42

    I swear he's gotten even more annoying in his speech mannerisms.

    • @germ187
      @germ187 Месяц назад +9

      The tism is strong

    • @dcstiger
      @dcstiger Месяц назад +7

      Stroke mouth.

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 Месяц назад

      Especially around 9:00.

    • @foonshanks5655
      @foonshanks5655 Месяц назад

      How often he says "O Keh" 🙄

  • @elguapo4268
    @elguapo4268 Месяц назад +14

    "Do you remember when I ate slop 12 years ago?!" No man Jesus

  • @jasonsgroovemachine
    @jasonsgroovemachine Месяц назад +27

    I'm starting to think Phil here doesn't even have a license anymore.

    • @awfulolaf
      @awfulolaf Месяц назад +7

      Well, if he can’t get out and vote, he probably doesn’t get out to renew his license. Maybe he doesn’t have car insurance either.

    • @Fellow.Tractor
      @Fellow.Tractor Месяц назад +7

      He's absolutely sloshed most of the time, so it's no wonder he doesn't want to drive.

  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore Месяц назад +11

    Phil has more passion for a Wendy's Value Meal than his wife

  • @Onlyfightingme
    @Onlyfightingme Месяц назад +32

    He’s lying. I just looked, you can order them.

    • @Fellow.Tractor
      @Fellow.Tractor Месяц назад +7

      A notorious liar is caught lying yet again!? SHOCKING!!!

    • @elguapo4268
      @elguapo4268 Месяц назад +4

      He probably couldn't wait and already tried them all.

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 Месяц назад +1

      @@Fellow.Tractori dont know how many more times I can forgive phil… he can’t keep getting away with this!

    • @Romoandfriends88
      @Romoandfriends88 Месяц назад +3

      Of course he’s lying, he’s always lying. Such a loser

  • @DeadEndScreamer
    @DeadEndScreamer Месяц назад +31

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it, I knew he'd screw his "fans" again.

    • @dcstiger
      @dcstiger Месяц назад +4

      Just pick the laziest possible option that takes the least effort. 9/10 times that is what Phil will do.

  • @stonecoldhooligani3862
    @stonecoldhooligani3862 Месяц назад +35

    DSP scamming?? Must be another day that ends in Y

  • @itshololive
    @itshololive Месяц назад +24

    remember when he got rid of goals and rewards

  • @theaether3124
    @theaether3124 Месяц назад +15

    fast food is gross dood
    you mean... it's not 5 star quality? I'm shocked.

  • @Seymour_Sunshine
    @Seymour_Sunshine Месяц назад +3

    This dude's stream reward for hitting his goal for two months straight is "watch me eat lunch" and he can't even manage to do that right

  • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
    @apolloforabetterfuture4814 Месяц назад +35

    How long till he stops saying "felted" lmfao

    • @Saidan79
      @Saidan79 Месяц назад +12

      Probably until his KinoDentino boyfriends declare it to be an embarrassing term for anyone to use, which is when coincidentally Filliam is going to stop using it as well. It would have nothing to do with what KinoDentino said, of course, no connection there.

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 Месяц назад +7

    Can't drive 20 minutes tops driving downhill and back uphill for a reward but can have a chair stream running for 30+ minutes while a washer gets installed.

  • @taags
    @taags Месяц назад +39

    Why can’t he drive? Why would he want some strangers come with the food. They can do anything to the food.

    • @BenHeckHacks
      @BenHeckHacks Месяц назад

      Because he's drunk all the time, and his fake wife won't go get it either.

    • @TheNYCGoldenGlover
      @TheNYCGoldenGlover Месяц назад

      Ive never used Doordash or any of those services. It makes no sense not to drive a few minutes, pick up hot safe untouched food and bring it back hot
      Saves $10. No one messes with your food. Its hot and delicious

    • @jamie2487
      @jamie2487 Месяц назад +7

      He probably doesn't even have a license anymore cause like who doesn't register to vote there

  • @charliecrackmon
    @charliecrackmon Месяц назад +2

    Can't remember the banana song, remembers every minute detail of the taco salad

  • @misantHrOPEgamer
    @misantHrOPEgamer Месяц назад +16

    I really dont get it. Why would i pay someone to let me watch them eat burgers?

    • @XyamaProductions
      @XyamaProductions Месяц назад +9

      Because it's postive content dood

    • @Fellow.Tractor
      @Fellow.Tractor Месяц назад +2

      @@XyamaProductions You're obviously not a true fan! It's meaningful content dood... but only when there's "positivity" behind it.

    • @skiie
      @skiie Месяц назад +1

      Consider yourself felted

    • @jamesta08
      @jamesta08 Месяц назад

      feeder fetish

  • @valsione38
    @valsione38 Месяц назад +9

    There is a reason why he refused any other reward for his viewers and only do the laziest thing imaginable just because of his own pleasure: eat, something he can do off camera.

  • @Jesse_E5150
    @Jesse_E5150 Месяц назад +14

    Another day of dents getting felted.😂
    Jayde wont stand for this type of treatment anymore!

  • @JaxXxonSly
    @JaxXxonSly Месяц назад +16

    Not surprised, but just HOW does he turn such a normal topic into Scat Talk with DSP (tm)?

    • @jimklein2872
      @jimklein2872 Месяц назад

      He's got a poo poo fetish or sum

  • @oldguardiron5946
    @oldguardiron5946 Месяц назад +15

    Id honestly be shocked if phil could drive a car.

    • @zenkaisean8710
      @zenkaisean8710 Месяц назад +2

      He bought a BMW and drove it for 6k miles, he's just an airhead

    • @Fellow.Tractor
      @Fellow.Tractor Месяц назад +5

      @@zenkaisean8710 He didn't buy it. It was leased, or said in another way rented. When he moved they convinced him to sign another lease, and we got a delicious "they scammed me" rant. btw he never changed the oil on both of them, even though it was a free service in the contract, since they didn't call him to schedule the appointment.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 Месяц назад

      Even Chris Chan can do it!

  • @hillehai
    @hillehai Месяц назад +1

    "A special episode of 'DSP Tries It'"
    This is an actual clown show.

  • @TheNYCGoldenGlover
    @TheNYCGoldenGlover Месяц назад +6

    4:57 Roach calls someone else lazy. He lacks any self awareness

  • @risefm001
    @risefm001 Месяц назад +1

    He’d never lie about getting a tip or contribution says the guy who is a notorious liar and has the thinnest of skin when it comes to his own ego.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy Месяц назад +3

    He has that face where no matter what expression he makes, it *_infuriates_* you.

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 Месяц назад +2

    I think ever since that trolling dude on twitter hinted at meeting Phillip face to face at some food place, he’s too scared to leave his gated community. I know he’s lazy, but I truly believe he’s afraid there is a detractor out there waiting to beat him up. Especially after he said he would beat up the detractor if it ever happened.

  • @DiabloPablo42
    @DiabloPablo42 Месяц назад +2

    Gin-Jowls McGee back at it again with the manipulative narcissism.

  • @mastershake3d
    @mastershake3d Месяц назад +10

    Its about a 7 Min drive one way to Burger King to much work

  • @awfulolaf
    @awfulolaf Месяц назад +3

    Even if Burger King was down the block, Phil will still not get it since it’s not on Doordash.

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger Месяц назад +6

    Let's start the "Podcast" with another Cope Rant and a Begging Session! Boy, aren't the Dents lucky.

  • @Swymco
    @Swymco Месяц назад +4

    That is some deep lore. I don't even recall the taco salad. If it is that early it could have Panda in the video.

    • @Swymco
      @Swymco Месяц назад

      No panda. :( Fortunately AN1337 archived it for us if you guys want to do some homework.
      ruclips.net/video/U3NhijgwVFA/видео.html

  • @Grandobzen
    @Grandobzen Месяц назад +19

    Another day, another "streak in jeapordy!" cry

  • @m0nk3yw17h4gun
    @m0nk3yw17h4gun Месяц назад +8

    Caramel. Wtf is carmel

  • @HalfBackCrack
    @HalfBackCrack Месяц назад +1

    15 minutes downhill in a car?!?!? Zero people could make that journey.

  • @mastershake42019
    @mastershake42019 Месяц назад +1

    Who is asking for this fast food nonsense? Phil has the dumbest ideas ever.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 Месяц назад

      You don’t understand - for the dents it’s INCREDIBLY exciting!

  • @alanjohnsonbmw
    @alanjohnsonbmw Месяц назад +3

    Man eats burger. "ARE YOU READY FOR THIIS GUYYS"

  • @themarshmallowknownasking671
    @themarshmallowknownasking671 Месяц назад +5

    "I don't eat fast food all that much."

    • @hillehai
      @hillehai Месяц назад

      "I also totally don't drink."

  • @stevep8445
    @stevep8445 Месяц назад +4

    Lazy… says the guy that won’t drive to pickup his food.

  • @ivantheterrible8124
    @ivantheterrible8124 Месяц назад +6

    Another successful shareholders meeting. 83 straight streaks.. uuh streams of the kings streak. Can we *snort* beat the vest streak guys?

  • @youtube_Rabbit_Hole
    @youtube_Rabbit_Hole Месяц назад +4

    DSP reminded me of Dr Evil from Austin Powers when he was petting Jasper.

  • @prophetascending9021
    @prophetascending9021 Месяц назад +1

    He talks about this corporate slop like it's the most sophisticated fine dining experience at a Michelin rated restaurant.

  • @jonwootton2142
    @jonwootton2142 Месяц назад +2

    Welcome to the Krusty Krab Now gimme muhnny!

  • @keijijohnson9754
    @keijijohnson9754 Месяц назад +8

    4:00 - 4:10 CHRIST HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS JACKHOLE GONNA END HIS SENTENCES WITH "OKAY"?!😡
    I'm not the only one that's pointed this out but even before they started it, I've been getting sick of him constantly doing that. Not even Britians day that or "Right" that much!🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar Месяц назад +3

      It's a key part of the pignosis, sound good?

    • @foonshanks5655
      @foonshanks5655 Месяц назад +1

      I watched a video where it was damn near every sentence. Talking about his new ceiling fan.... Riveting content

  • @Tatoebot
    @Tatoebot Месяц назад +2

    He’s so obsessed with the tip goals his completely zoned out of content which he barely made before.

  • @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa
    @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa Месяц назад +1

    Hyping up eating gross food and getting the runs is the weirdest way he has scammed tips from his audience 😂
    He lives in such a bubble that he can't comprehend how weird and slimy he comes across.

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb Месяц назад +7

    Good lord. Every time i think he cant get lazier, he lowers the bar.

  • @nixondoesit
    @nixondoesit Месяц назад +4

    Trolls felted...lmao. The morahns giving him money are being felted by himself

  • @KnightOwl_X7
    @KnightOwl_X7 Месяц назад +3

    yo dsp doesnt know how to drive a car. thats freaking hilarious 😂😂

  • @StationaryBeggar
    @StationaryBeggar Месяц назад +3

    Guy who has 1000s of hours of video over the years prooving him a liar expects people to take him at his word.
    Ever heard of the boy who cried gout phili?

  • @NoWittyNameDevised
    @NoWittyNameDevised Месяц назад

    The Burger King is a 10-minute drive from his condo. He is such a sheltered manchild that he believes a 10-minute drive is a lengthy excursion.

  • @wil.d_sage
    @wil.d_sage Месяц назад +1

    Never forget he said he couldn’t be a doordash driver because sitting for too long hurts his back. While he sits in his chair for hours at a time playing video games

  • @ZerberusKnight
    @ZerberusKnight Месяц назад

    "As a full grown man, the idea of myself going poopy gives me the big funnys."

  • @famip3679
    @famip3679 Месяц назад +1

    Can’t drive 20 minutes ahahahahahhahahaha

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird Месяц назад +2

    You can’t spell “coprophilia” without “Phil”!

  • @thewayofthechinchilla2786
    @thewayofthechinchilla2786 Месяц назад +1

    So a hill and a red light are too hard for him now but where the lazy ones.

  • @zenkaisean8710
    @zenkaisean8710 Месяц назад +2

    You know he's always lying because he always has to mention what other people say before he says what he wants to say

  • @WeCareAlot4693
    @WeCareAlot4693 Месяц назад

    17:29 DSP mentions his insatiable scat fetish for the 9 billionth time this year. Seriously he's gone into overdrive talking about scat this year, it's insane

  • @leonc9760
    @leonc9760 Месяц назад +1

    Of course he goes into great detail about getting the 💩’s from eating chilli, dude is obsessed with scat

  • @Grandobzen
    @Grandobzen Месяц назад +6

    Scat talk.... yet again. Oic loves it

  • @immortalkombatant
    @immortalkombatant Месяц назад

    2024 Phil streaming through the Diarrhea having Kat crouched behind him with a bucket like that South Park.

  • @crocsarethepurestformofwea3122
    @crocsarethepurestformofwea3122 Месяц назад +2

    Can't wait for the TIHYDP on Veilguard

  • @Gary0418
    @Gary0418 Месяц назад

    Him calling someon lazy while having food delivered to his house

  • @DarkWaveOnSteroids
    @DarkWaveOnSteroids Месяц назад

    An American city where the closest Burger King is an hour away LOL … where does he live in the desert??? Do the dents really believe him??

  • @purefrost671
    @purefrost671 Месяц назад +3

    This guy needs to get a job SMH

  • @8bitKasper
    @8bitKasper Месяц назад

    They want people to visit the restaurants

  • @Disc023-ps6le
    @Disc023-ps6le Месяц назад +4

    waaaaw guise , I hope frawny got his grunt counter on 😍🤪🇦🇷

  • @sabbath1136
    @sabbath1136 Месяц назад +3

    I wouldn't want to be seen out in public with kat either

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar Месяц назад

      You could just ride in her fat folds like a baby kangaroo and you'd be hidden.

  • @siLvercross90
    @siLvercross90 Месяц назад +1

    Tis' the season of begging as they say.

  • @Esteglefire
    @Esteglefire Месяц назад

    8:43 😮 Chime, chime 😑 Chile lime 😂 and then He goes planet of the apes oh noooo

  • @anonvoila4883
    @anonvoila4883 Месяц назад

    Someone who lied about buying a ps5 pro could never lie about a scam goal

  • @martintoivainen2519
    @martintoivainen2519 Месяц назад

    What would it take for this guy to leave the house even once.

  • @8harts
    @8harts Месяц назад

    remember when he made fun of people who torture themselves for money

  • @saidraalien6837
    @saidraalien6837 Месяц назад +1

    The more you're on this man's nuts , the better it is for him

  • @TheDevouredEagle
    @TheDevouredEagle Месяц назад

    "I got the drip" got a whole new meaning bro 🤢💩

  • @youtubecrack
    @youtubecrack Месяц назад

    People buying this guy dinner is a reward? I've watched him eat before.. It's flat out disgusting the way he shovels food into his mouth.. complains about it the whole time also. Why anybody would want that as a reward is beyond me.

  • @Theyfightnbite
    @Theyfightnbite Месяц назад

    I love how he doesn't that 🚜 would have gotten jobs in the Renton area as either Door Dashers, or fast wood workers. Little does he know he has had the same tractors deliver food to him more than a few times. Like enjoy that special seasoning pig roach...

  • @Damnation2man
    @Damnation2man Месяц назад

    13:14 "Source: I made it the fuck up"

  • @mateblaga
    @mateblaga Месяц назад

    "My trolls are incredibly upset!" Who?

  • @TormentedMayhem
    @TormentedMayhem Месяц назад

    Remember that one time JASPER was the goal 😭

  • @Cm-xv7oe
    @Cm-xv7oe Месяц назад +1

    Burger King was the lazy one dood!

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 Месяц назад

    9:00 - I think the way he's been saying "ah-ohhhhh noooo" here, may be the most obnoxious Phil has ever sounded his entire life outside of begging and raging over stupid crap (in games, that is; here is he is just whining over stupid crap related to fast food).

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 Месяц назад

    Hes looking for unique stuff but he can only go to fast food places....

  • @doomscrivener
    @doomscrivener Месяц назад

    Gee whiz. Almost like he’s been through this and had ample time to make contingency plans. And didn’t. He’s so lazy he can’t arrange for it to be picked up, let alone drive (15 minutes!!!) to get it. What a waste of flesh he is.

  • @Gratefuldeadgriffin
    @Gratefuldeadgriffin Месяц назад

    I honestly have not eaten at Burger King since the late 90s and am suprised anyone still eats that garbage the I noticed the quality went way down way back then this company should have went out of business 25 years ago

  • @zenkaisean8710
    @zenkaisean8710 Месяц назад

    a 10 minute "aaaaw theres chili??" from someone who doesn't know how to cook or entertain apparently

  • @SrslyTony
    @SrslyTony Месяц назад

    Phil at the end of the stellar streak (idk what's it called) in the rare chance he makes it to 270+ straight streams: "hey guys! I know I literally promised stellar blade for you guys...but wouldn't it be meaningful and great if I played Elden Ring again? I mean, I already have the disk here guys!"

  • @SilvaShadow1990
    @SilvaShadow1990 Месяц назад

    He's so full of shit. I just went on the burger king app. And those burgers are there for pickup and or delivery.

  • @MooseArc002
    @MooseArc002 Месяц назад

    so he just skips it and asks for chat to reach a new goal to watch him eat a different meal?
    ill never understand why people pay for this.. did he ever even do the crabby patty originally owed?

  • @siner2442
    @siner2442 Месяц назад

    Kat can’t get it bcuz she’s busy working and she doesn’t eat fast food… 😑

  • @Irishkilla79
    @Irishkilla79 Месяц назад

    Wait, Phil is going to eat a salad? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @DeanBarrowjr
    @DeanBarrowjr Месяц назад

    Stupid on so many levels.

  • @CCSI322
    @CCSI322 Месяц назад

    I think all these channels are owned and run by the individual. Because after listening to so much of this channel I feel like I'm basically a fan of DSP. I'm just used to having these clips in the background for fun I don't care about any of the stuff. I'm just dissociating listening to a dude talk about limited time whoppers and Wendy's food like wtf is this world even. Ty for coming to my tedtype.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz Месяц назад

    He’s mad the doordash app doesn’t have them, he wants to avoid paying the fees he pays monthly not to pay. Sound familiar? He probably thinks he can’t complain to get a small refund if something is wrong

  • @shiddedandfarded-m3n
    @shiddedandfarded-m3n Месяц назад

    He says it will take an hour to get there and back and he doesnt have time to do it during his stream.... so just do it an hour before the stream? If he truly cared about his fans, he could easily take *one* extra hour to just go get it before stream. Even if it made him a bit late, im sure they wouldn't care as long as he actually got it. Hes been late before, its not like it will hurt his "business".
    But as the king has decreed, he shall NOT fetch his own fast food and gin, for that is the job of his lowly doordash driver.