Best HFY Reddit Stories: Why The Galavrck Are No More

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @PowerIsEverything-gp2zp
    @PowerIsEverything-gp2zp Год назад +123

    Galacrk: Men killed, women raped, children enslaved.
    Humans: Happy Thanksgiving.

    • @TheSurvivor637
      @TheSurvivor637 Год назад +10

      That’s the most fucked up/hilarious part in my opinion. All that shit he described he’d do, we have done to ourselves since…well, forever.

  • @jonathanschloemer6846
    @jonathanschloemer6846 Год назад +91

    "There are rules when you fight humans, never break them, because if you do, they will break them. They have been breaking those rules much longer than you and are a lot better at it."

    • @andreapassante5653
      @andreapassante5653 Год назад +12

      There is a reason humans impose those rules on themselves.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Год назад +13

      There was one agro squirrelus read where the xenos decided to run through the Geneva suggestions like a check list, and the humans responded by going Old Testament and reenacting the 12 plagues on their home world.

  • @Struthio_Camelus
    @Struthio_Camelus Год назад +209

    Poor Galavrck, the Geneva Conventions are now a checklist.

    • @Ukrainian_gnome
      @Ukrainian_gnome Год назад +22

      Geneva Suggestion

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov Год назад +14

      Two most classical dark jokes at once -- Dddoouble Kill!

    • @desertpinoy5616
      @desertpinoy5616 Год назад +24

      The Geneva checklist is incomplete:YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT!!!!!!

    • @vanevanhaagen4011
      @vanevanhaagen4011 Год назад +9

      So, Today is the Orbital Bombardement, and tomorrow the Sarin Gas deployment?

    • @nicholassmile5800
      @nicholassmile5800 Год назад +2

      Why do I hear the trololol song playing?

  • @DeHerg
    @DeHerg Год назад +63

    "You sure you don't want to sign that document before we start? "
    *coffin dance starts playing*

  • @sgeskinner
    @sgeskinner Год назад +21

    The Galavrck lacked common sense. Clearly not fit to survive.

  • @redenginner
    @redenginner Год назад +13

    Galvrack:Its total war
    Humans:Woe, DPCIM upon thee.

  • @chrisb9143
    @chrisb9143 Год назад +15

    If we ever go into space I can easily imagining us developping weapons capable of turning a star into a nova "just in case", because there is nothing such as overkill

    • @takirosh
      @takirosh Год назад +2

      Maxim 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

  • @sigma2586
    @sigma2586 Год назад +90

    War never changes but the weapons tactics technology and more always change I wish there would be a part two

    • @LupentTallic
      @LupentTallic Год назад +5

      I concur I want to see how the council reacts to what happens to the Galvric.

    • @shadeakiragamedom9597
      @shadeakiragamedom9597 Год назад +10

      @@LupentTallic i made a part two, i don't know if netnarrator will read it out

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 Год назад +2

      @@shadeakiragamedom9597 Link ?

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 Год назад +3

      there is agro did them both ages ago

    • @BreadGuy01
      @BreadGuy01 Год назад

      ​@@shadeakiragamedom9597I certainly hope so, I'm liking this story thus far!

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Год назад +8

    «You sure you don't want to sign that document before we start ?» Then... Please note that those rules are not meant to protect us, but to protect you FROM us.
    Well... The Galavrckan should, for his own protection and the survival of his entire specie. Apparently, he refused.

  • @elderblackdragon
    @elderblackdragon Год назад +24

    Just remember, it's never a war crime the first time.

    • @diego2112gaming
      @diego2112gaming Год назад +4

      Quack Bang OUT.

    • @rosebloodwater13
      @rosebloodwater13 Год назад +1

      ​@@diego2112gaming😂 i just spit my sweet tea out

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 8 месяцев назад +1

      Good times rhymes with war crimes! 🤪🙃

    • @Leapyean
      @Leapyean 2 месяца назад

      As a Canadian, I would like to say sorry for that book being so long.

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 Год назад +117

    I'm a mildly anti war pacifist, and the threat of raping our women and spacing our kids like a gorram Mongol would make me want to enlist. I kinda wish the Galvirik would sign that revised GC, just to give the fight lovers a challenge. Draw it out; give them something to chew on. On the other hand, if they don't sign, the war will be over faster. So I don't actually care one way or the other. But the fact that they're no more tells me that they refused.

    • @galahad626
      @galahad626 Год назад +2

      damn dirty xenos

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Год назад +2

      Another word for pacifist is slave.

    • @andreaskav7124
      @andreaskav7124 Год назад

      nothing ends a war faster then countless warcrimes to cripple the moral

    • @ericmorris3948
      @ericmorris3948 Год назад +1

      U go to Israel

    • @JMaxwellE
      @JMaxwellE 9 месяцев назад

      You might wanna read or listen to the rest of this series on another channel, at the moment it’s not complete but it’s very entertaining

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian00 Год назад +8

    sweet baby lord...free reign warfare...heel yes.

  • @jamesu1540
    @jamesu1540 Год назад +48

    No Human Ambassador should be a red head, unless they are declaring war. 😊😊😊

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 Год назад +9

      I don't think he entered that room ignorant of the hostile arrogance he would encounter. He entered the room and insulted the standard warfare tactics and strategies, knowing full well that at least one of the older races will declare war in response. He probably figured it would be the Galvirik.
      So, yup! Sending a Ginger with nothing to lose was definitely a declaration of war. We just needed a volunteer to fight us.

    • @jamesu1540
      @jamesu1540 Год назад +4

      @@taitano12 nah the humans sent a ginger, cos they had nothing to lose. Lol😂😂😂😂

  • @TheAussief1
    @TheAussief1 Год назад +29

    Hopefully they left a couple of spare blank pages at the back for the new weapons humanity would invent during war..

    • @akmon3490
      @akmon3490 Год назад +5

      Well depending on which french revolution they speak of it would be around 7-800 years in the future , so the concept weapons now might have already been included

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 Год назад +9

      ​@akmon3490 mentioning the French Revolution tells me the alien races fight with laser muskets in line formation at 100 meters.
      They'd be fucking slaughtered by our modern ground tactics

    • @akmon3490
      @akmon3490 Год назад +6

      @@phantomwraith1984 they'd be watching the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine with artillery stikes, drone strikes and other kind of remote or long-range methods of combat and would be terrified.
      Let's not talk about how well they'll face a tank charge on their position and only getting red when shot

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Год назад +2

      You can always add a few pages as the need arise. Especially to an electronic document.

  • @bait1021
    @bait1021 Год назад +3

    The title perfectly describes the result left by the cliffhanger, I love it :D

  • @Llangion
    @Llangion Год назад +11

    I don't know if it's just a fever dream or what, but I could have sworn that there was a second half to this.

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade Год назад +1

      There is. Mr. Squirrel has done both.

    • @selensleftearflap6808
      @selensleftearflap6808 Год назад

      @@Zael_Moonblade what is the title?

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade Год назад +1

      @selensleftearflap6808 I believe the same for the first one and I can't remember the second one sorry.

  • @davidvincent5701
    @davidvincent5701 Год назад +4

    Going to a galactic council meeting and enticing out the fools.

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount Год назад +8

    I think we should have brought video footage from World War 1.

  • @c.d.mcclendon1264
    @c.d.mcclendon1264 Год назад +9

    Never make enemies with those who are ready to die.

    • @Bidimus1
      @Bidimus1 Год назад +1

      More so.. those that are willing and able to kill...

  • @SpiritWolf1966
    @SpiritWolf1966 6 месяцев назад +1

    I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar Год назад +3

    It's on boys. Get out your Geneva Bingo cards.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 Год назад +3

    Geneva is on earth.
    For war between and against humans.
    Aliens are merely exotic animals.
    If they behave like vermin, exterminate them into a memory.
    Oh...sorry, Stellaris flashback...

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 11 месяцев назад

      me selecting the "livestock" slavery method after a xeno shit talks my empire

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 Год назад +13

    Love the series this story is a part of.

    • @Prezy_Preztail
      @Prezy_Preztail Год назад +2

      And what series would that be?

    • @galbert117
      @galbert117 Год назад +1

      @Prezy_Preztail It's generally called the Galavrck-Terran War series. Great little series that I wished had more to it.

  • @martinwyke
    @martinwyke Год назад +4

    That's NOT what the Geneva Convention says.

  • @TheGosgosh
    @TheGosgosh 7 месяцев назад

    „You sure you don’t want to sign?“
    -NO!
    „It’s total war, then.“

  • @shadeakiragamedom9597
    @shadeakiragamedom9597 Год назад +2

    Ha, i didn't think you would still make this @Netnarrator

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king 8 месяцев назад

    6:28 remember our empathy is not a weakness

  • @cillianwalsh9244
    @cillianwalsh9244 Год назад +4

    Thanks for another great narration!

  • @Darkinu2
    @Darkinu2 Год назад +2

    Yes, there is a Part 2 but I don't have the link. Agro Squirrel did a reading of this story a long time ago, though and he did both parts.

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami Год назад

      The Battle of Ganin: Galavrck-Terran War is the other part, though interactions indication it should actually be part 1 given how ambassador La'nha reacts to the battle vs how they react in the council chamber, except which races faced humans first seems switched in perspective with cues from the Captain of the human ship the ambassador witnessed the battle from.

  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 Год назад +2

    The Galveric had chosen …
    Poorly

  • @ferretzim8694
    @ferretzim8694 Год назад

    "And that kids, if how Galavrck became the new bacon"

  • @month32
    @month32 Год назад

    "I am afraid, generals, that we will have to fight at LEAST one more war. And the dumbasses will not sign the treaty."
    "War crimes it is then."

  • @charliedulol
    @charliedulol Год назад

    beware the calm man, for if he isn't making a plan, already has one.

  • @goldiegolderman1842
    @goldiegolderman1842 Год назад +2

    *SHIT JUST GOT REAL*

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 3 месяца назад

    These rules of war exist, not because we shrink from fighting or we have no stomach for barbarism, but because we have the presence of mind to try to ensure that there will be a world left when the war is over.

  • @ace24680
    @ace24680 Год назад

    Lmao you sure you don't wanna sign that document hehe sounds like something your PC want to tell you before a virus hits 😂

  • @MarkLindon-nj7qm
    @MarkLindon-nj7qm Год назад

    Well now I want to see the battle

  • @syncheror1197
    @syncheror1197 Год назад +4

    The Geneva instructions on war it is than

  • @JQ3B94
    @JQ3B94 Год назад +1

    Good morning space Vietnam
    On today's menu, genocide

  • @DarkKnightofIT
    @DarkKnightofIT Год назад +1

    "Let's be xenophobic, it's really in, this year..."

  • @Leapyean
    @Leapyean 2 месяца назад

    Context clues my dude... read the room. Of the two spicies to have seen Humans wage war, one is happy that Humanity is extending you the protections of a civil combat, the other is terified of what happened when they stepped outside of those protections!

  • @phil56892
    @phil56892 9 месяцев назад

    Is there a part 2 for this?

  • @fredmaxwell9619
    @fredmaxwell9619 18 дней назад

    Great story.

  • @agoddamnferret
    @agoddamnferret Год назад +1

    y'all another series get on it

  • @45Mistuikeidentity
    @45Mistuikeidentity 11 месяцев назад

    Pls tell me there's a part 2

  • @mikeburkart8028
    @mikeburkart8028 Год назад

    Galavrck is a weird way to spell Putin.

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov Год назад +3

    Hey! I know this one!

    • @daavocadoguy5733
      @daavocadoguy5733 Год назад

      What do you mean you know this one?
      its brand new

    • @daiquylam3401
      @daiquylam3401 Год назад

      Nihonkoku shoukukan?

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov Год назад +3

      @@daavocadoguy5733 I seen this exact story on YT, maybe not by Net, but this specific story I seen

    • @daavocadoguy5733
      @daavocadoguy5733 Год назад

      @@SergeyWaytov yes yes i know, its just a meme HAHAHA

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov Год назад

      @@daavocadoguy5733 Never heard of this one

  • @sherlockwho5714
    @sherlockwho5714 10 месяцев назад

    I assume this story doesn't continue?

  • @oldschoolcfi3833
    @oldschoolcfi3833 10 месяцев назад

    as long as there are rules for warfare, there will be warfare. It is only once warfare becomes absolute, total, so horrific as only the insane would consider it a viable option, then there will be peace. But as long as war is waged in a 'civilized' manner, there will always be war. Soldiers will fight and die, and be lauded as hero's, bystanders will be in the wrong place and die, and be mourned as victims, or classified as collateral damage, but there will still be war. We will always have war until the thought of war strikes fear into even the most heavily insulated citizen and terrorizes the most highly defended Great Leader, when that happens, when everyone universally fears the act of war, then, and only then, will there be peace.

  • @Kratos7560
    @Kratos7560 Год назад

    This xeno bearing witness to this council thinks herself witty for thinking to attack humanity afterward? How cute, as if Humanity isnt aware of the possibility and hasn't enstated a contingency policy especially after the current declaration of war they recieved. Let her think herself mighty, they're easier to humble when the unexpected happens to them.

  • @cornycornsnake
    @cornycornsnake Год назад

    This seems to be a duplicate of Agro Squirrel’s video

  • @Bidimus1
    @Bidimus1 Год назад

    So Americans in space.. or at least the ones that still believe in Life liberty and pursuit of happiness.

  • @scullcrusher3981
    @scullcrusher3981 Год назад +2

    Hi

  • @Sum-kj8jo
    @Sum-kj8jo Год назад +1

    Doooooommm

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 Год назад +7

    Why do all these stories keep saying earth is a desthworld? It isn't.
    If it were a death world, it wouldn't support almost 10 million forms of life

    • @jakobrosenqvist4691
      @jakobrosenqvist4691 Год назад +3

      Check out an HFY story called: The deathworlders. Then you will know where the trope came from.

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott Год назад +9

      Sounds to me like your thinking of a "Tomb World", a planet too toxic to support life. A "Death World" is a planet with plenty of life, but much of it has evolved to survive on the suffering/destruction of other life (carnivorous predation, venoms/poisons, viral/fungal infection, etc)

    • @lazarmarinkovic8486
      @lazarmarinkovic8486 Год назад +9

      to give a bit of a TL;DR to what jako here said, the reason its called a death world is do to a large amount of environmental factors: HIGH tectonic activity, constantly changing weather (seasonal monsoons, tornados, hail storms, blizards etc), hyper competitive flora and fauna (rats that can bread up a colony of THOUSANDS from jsut two rants in one year, ants thaat can carry x10 there own body weight, venoms snakes etc...), high gravity, in essence EVERYTHING is trying to kill you and you have to adapt here to survive. And to add an example from the storyline that jako suggested, there is a world in it called Cimbrian, where it is referred to as a temperate world, where it has stabile and predictable weather patterns, the flora and fauna are not hyper competitive and it has lower gravity over all, a garden world if you will, and in one of the earlier chapters of of the story, a girl from earth takes a dump in the woods on that planet and kills off half of the eco system JUST do to the bacteria, fungai and viruses that live in our guts, also that area of the killed of biome is called the skidmark. I hope I gave a good enough explanation

    • @Struthio_Camelus
      @Struthio_Camelus Год назад +2

      It's a lifeform-eat-lifeform world.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 Год назад +2

      "Deathworld" basically means "excessively dangerous". In HFY, the convention is that Earth has a much more dangerous biosphere than is average for life bearing worlds.
      Although at times, authors go overboard and describe "normal" worlds as so placid that I have to question how they developed sapient life in the first place.

  • @HoNkYforLiFe1
    @HoNkYforLiFe1 4 месяца назад

    Where is the rest of the story 👎

  • @Basspounder5
    @Basspounder5 Год назад +28

    I can't wait to hear you do part two of this story

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Год назад +2

      I don’t think it needs a part 2. I’d imagine it ends with the human ambassador demonstrating cyber warfare by cracking everyone’s viewing screens and using them to demonstrate total war by cracking the xenos homeworld.

  • @patrickdurham8393
    @patrickdurham8393 5 месяцев назад

    Wish the writers would learn how to write. Grammatical errors are very distracting.